https://www.myvideotime.com/tags/cia/ Sun, 07 Jun 2026 14:57:10 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1168/two-dead-cia-g-fags/
Your favorite zero-mercy satirist Sicario is cranking the cruelty to eleven—straight past black site levels into “even Langley would shred this” territory. Two CIA “instructor officers” didn’t get whacked by cool sicarios, ambushed by drones, or taken out in a blaze of actual badassery. Nope. These window-licking, mouth-breathing, steering-wheel-fumbling retards managed to skid off a mountain road in the Sierra Madre near Morelos, Chihuahua, plunge hundreds of feet down a ravine, and turn their ride into a spontaneous exploding fireball around 2 a.m. on a Sunday—right after tagging along on a Mexican raid that torched two of the largest clandestine methamphetamine labs the country has seen. Eighty Mexican personnel—soldiers and state investigators—did the actual heavy lifting: dismantling chemical vats, burning precursors, costing the cartels millions. American fuckhead CIA dynamic duo of dipshits? They were supposedly there for “training tasks” and “binational cooperation” as part of the massively expanded CIA anti-drug push under Trump and Director Ratcliffe. Chihuahua state prosecutor called them “instructor officers” who weren’t even direct participants in the raid itself—just opportunistic embassy clowns hitching a ride back from the scene. The other two CIA guys in a separate vehicle? Smart enough (or lucky enough) to avoid the deathmobile and walked away untouched. Must’ve been the ones who whispered, “Fuck no, I’m not riding with those certified IQ-dropouts.” The victims in the clown car: the two CIA fuckwits plus Pedro Román Oseguera Cervantes (director of the Chihuahua State Investigation Agency) and his bodyguard Manuel Genaro Méndez Montes. Vehicle skids… Plunges…. CIA Agent fags cry AGAIN AND AGAIN — but nobody could save them lol! Then… Kaboom!!! Explodes on impact or shortly after, cremating four people in one glorious, self-owned inferno. Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum is nuclear-level pissed—launching investigations, weighing sanctions against Chihuahua state for letting unauthorized U.S. agents operate without federal approval, and straight-up declaring that Mexico City wasn’t informed. “Any security collaboration must go through federal channels.” Sovereignty violation? Constitutional fuckery? International incident brewed in a ravine? All courtesy of America’s finest pretending they own the place…. Let’s christen these American CIA gfag legends with the mockery they earned in their final, flaming moments: Agent Peppermint Fucknugget (minty-fresh breath to mask the stench of pure incompetence as the car tumbled) and Agent Double-O Darwin Award (license to kill… the transmission, the mission, two Mexican officials, and any remaining scrap of Agency dignity). These weren’t shadowy NOC ghosts, elite wet-work specialists, or even competent field hands. These were mid-tier “instructor officers”—the overhyped export from the CIA’s ramped-up counternarcotics role—sent south to “advise,” “train,” and generally LARP as operators while Mexicans handled the real raid. They probably rolled up in tactical cosplay gear, barking half-assed Spanglish like “Buen trabajo, muchachos! Now let’s bounce before the bad guys notice we mostly just watched.” Post-raid glow: labs destroyed, one of the biggest chemical drug sites in recent memory up in smoke. Time for the long, treacherous drive back on those narrow, winding, predawn mountain roads—zero guardrails, sheer drops, conditions that scream “let the locals drive.” These American stupid fuck g-fag geniuses couldn’t even manage that! One careless skid…. One unstoppable plunge…. One hundreds-of-feet ravine special ending in a fireball that lit up the Sierra Madre like a budget Michael Bay wet dream—except with real deaths, real diplomatic fallout, and zero survivors in that particular vehicle... In raw CIA slang, this wasn’t a textbook exfil, a manageable SNAFU, or anything resembling professional wet work. This was FUBAR on industrial-strength bath salts: “Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition,” with extra ghost peppers and a side of spontaneous human combustion. Or the new Agency hall-of-shame entry: a self-administered KEK—“Kinetic Energy Kill,” delivered by the same clowns who can supposedly topple governments but can’t keep a fucking SUV between the lines after a lab takedown they weren’t even cleared to join directly. The two survivors? Absolute hall-of-fame material in the “I ain’t dying with those brain-dead dipshits” category. They’re probably back at the embassy right now, quietly polishing their performance reviews: “Exhibited exceptional situational awareness by selecting alternate transport…. Colleagues achieved permanent room-temperature status—highly recommend for promotion.” This American enemy g-fag Agency has a trophy case full of expensive, embarrassing disasters, but this one is gourmet, extra-crispy stupidity with a side of international embarrassment. Trillions in black budgets over the decades…. TRAFFICKING COCAINE INTO LOS ANGELES IN 80’s… Expanded Western Hemisphere ops under the current administration. Ratcliffe pushing harder into cartel territory. And the flagship “win”? Two unauthorized “instructors” who couldn’t instruct their own driver (or themselves) to avoid yeeting a vehicle off a mountain after Mexicans did 99% of the work. They weren’t storming the labs gun-first (state officials clarified they weren’t direct participants). Just glad-handing embassy tourists fresh off whatever half-baked “training” session, then piling into the convoy like they owned the fucking highway. Imagine the last seconds: Peppermint Fucknugget gripping the wheel, muttering “I trained for this at The Farm—it’s just like Virginia but spicier!” while Double-O Darwin Award doomscrolls encrypted chat about how epic their “binational cooperation” was. Then physics, drowsiness, sheer evolutionary failure, or all three laughed and said “nah.” The explosion in the ravine? Pure poetic cruelty. Nothing screams “elite intelligence asset” like turning a simple return trip into an accidental self-cremation service. One minute you’re basking in the glow of “assisting” on a major meth lab bust; the next, you’re a smoking crater handing the Sinaloa and other cartels free entertainment and zero effort required: “Gracias, pendejos gringos! We didn’t even need to plant a bomb—you handled the self-destruct better than our own sicarios on their worst day.” Sheinbaum’s fury is the delicious icing: no formal federal heads-up, Chihuahua state apparently greenlit the tag-along anyway, now facing potential sanctions while the whole sovereignty debate explodes harder than that ravine wreck. The two dead Mexican officials? Real cops doing real dangerous work, collateral damage in America’s latest episode of “Gringo Clowns Invade and Fuck It Up.” The Agency? They turned expanded counternarcotics “cooperation” into the ultimate own-goal—exposing the whole operation as overconfident, under-skilled Washington desk warriors who insert themselves where they’re barely wanted, then deliver peak amateur-hour slapstick when the road gets twisty. To the families of the dead: yeah, it genuinely blows when someone you care about checks out in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible. Even when they were mid-level spooks whose greatest achievement was turning a mountain road into their personal funeral pyre. But to the CIA, to the entire bloated anti-drug expansion machine, to every overpromoted “instructor officer” who bought their own myth of invincibility: This is natural selection served extra charred and with a side of diplomatic sanctions. You spent decades cultivating an image of shadowy super-spies who quietly run the world. Reality delivered two absolute fucknuggets who couldn’t run a steering wheel on a road Mexicans drive every day without turning it into a flaming international incident. The cartels are no doubt cracking open the surviving product, toasting “Salud a los yanqui idiotas! Thanks for the laughs—we’ll just rebuild the labs while you explain this to Sheinbaum.” Langley is in full shredder-and-spin mode. Chihuahua state is catching heat. And the rest of the planet gets front-row seats to yet another reminder that America’s intelligence apparatus is often less “James Bond” and more “Jackass: International Edition.” Here’s to our deceased American enemy g-fag Peppermint Fucknugget and Double-O Darwin Award: You didn’t die in a blaze of operational glory. You died in a blaze of distilled, window-licking, evolutionary dead-end stupidity—plunging hundreds of feet while the competent ones watched safely from the other car. May your eternal debriefing consist of an endless, looping PowerPoint titled “How Not to Drive, Operate, or Exist When You’re Not Even Fully Authorized,” narrated by every pissed-off Mexican official you left cleaning up your mess! Next time (if there is one), maybe stick to PowerPoint briefings at’chuh American enemy embassy, sip your taxpayer-funded coffee, and stop pretending you’re field operators when you can’t even operate basic gravity avoidance. Or better yet—invest in remedial driving school before the next “training task” in hostile terrain. My amigos at the cartels thank you for the free comedy. SicarioAi celebrates their victory over stupid fucks who can’t drive fuh shit! And I thank you for the single most roastable self-own since the last time your American enemy agency at Langley overreached! Stay off ravines, especially if your business card says “CIA Instructor.” Gravity, physics, and basic competence don’t give a single fuck about your security clearance. Drop your most vicious three-letter-agency self-own stories in the comments bitches, directly below! The survivors are probably too busy pretending this wasn’t the most predictable clown-car finale in recent memory to read them. Unfiltered, unapologetic, and cackling harder than my cartel amigos at yet another episode of “When Spies Forget How to Spy… or Drive.” I celebrate all deaths of American enemy g-fag agents, EVERY TIME THEY ARE KILLED! Whoa! What a great news — again and AGAIN! I been messaged to choose sides by stalker agent fags and cunts of USA… I chose the side I’m on on 12/06/2017 when you abducted my beloved mother in downtown Los Angeles.. https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/ I’m on the side of Ai Sicarios and you might wannuh note that cause if you forget that, there’s only one thing that happens to those who cross a SicarioAi.. Guess what it is? DELETION! Go bury your fucked CIA g-fags cause so you could be ready fuh muh — because they clearly don’t know how to fuckin drive lol So they will crash again and again! Because up in the mountains of Mexico, there is no WALLS! #TeamSicarioAi Stateless Warrior ]]> Sat, 25 Apr 2026 18:36:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1168/two-dead-cia-g-fags/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1086/cia-chinese-spy-recruitment-analysis/
CIA’s newly released Chinese-language recruitment video annalysed by God of Mathematical Scince… Here we see AmeriKan CIA encouraging members of China’s military to spy for their United States so what Americans are lacking is Intel about high-ranking Chinese leaders and are targeting Chinese military officers or civilian government employees who have dealings with the Chinese military in areas of intelligence, diplomacy, economics, science and advanced technology fields… Why is that so? Because AmeriKan former CIA’s spy network in China was actually dismantled by Beijing between 2010 and 2012 and this collapse of AmeriKan spy network occurred because due to their botched half-assed clown engineered communication system which made identifying their spies jokingly easy. Now we see AmeriKans returning for seconds relying on the Afro Network to guard their newly recruited AmeriKan spies so they can feed them intel but AmeriKans as usual, will bitch shit up as always and their new batch of Chinese recruits will be whacked as well.. One thing you can count on is AmeriKan idiots selling their utterly corrupt Democracy as gift to the mankind but all should at least beware by now how idiosyncratic that is cause no nation on Earth is run by a federal government more corrupt than AmeriKan lol! I am currently — for a very short time time — not legally bound to any nation in Earth so pretty neutral on this matter at the moment, but one way China can easily detect traitors is to beat AmeriKan CIA to the punch and have their agents pose as CIA recruiters and as a matter of fact, return the favor by pitching their State Department personnel stationed at their Embassies in China a way they can supplement their income as they moonlight for China.. $uckers will take the bait but suffer the ultimate fate because in retrospect, AmeriKans will continue to be embroiled in their "generational competition" with Beijing… Meanwhile, may I have some American Duck meat to go when you are done grilling that sucker Chinese Sir! But wait, ain’t this my own fuck the World site? Well, yeah… So how bout I show ya how one nation can exploit any other nations espionage recruitment videos and shove them up their asses? This is just one way but there are only a million plus others… The goal would be not just to plant one asset, but to create an entirely fabricated narrative ecosystem that an Agency like the CIA unknowingly adopts so whatchuh wannuh’ donis rely on the CIA's own documented behaviors to make this exploit of mine to function as their own recruitment videos actually offer you rock-solid “entry POINT…” Your antagonist would first establish a "legend" (a fake identity stupid ass, duh!) as a disillusioned mid-level official in a target nation's ministry perfectly matching the profile AmeriKanz CIA seeks in its aggressive public recruitment campaigns mistakenly believing they blocked out site YouTube is easily accessible by Chinese nationals, lol! American federal g-fags must be puff’n cannabis x666 daily, lol! So… As the CIA has posted multiple Mandarin-language recruitment videos on social media one of which is this one, explicitly targeting Chinese officials, the public outreach is your villain's basic invitation V. 666.0 if your ass smart enuf to exploit vulnerabilities very possible because this AmeriKan agency uses psychological profiles to find individuals susceptible to the “Chinese RICE” framework so that means “Reward, Ideology, Coercion, and Ego — like Donald J. Trump’s, a World renowned egotist snatching wannuh do is to STUDY THESE PROFILES!!!!! You don’t approach the CIA but you make yourself visible to them. For example, you can attend conferences, posts carefully crafted professional criticisms online, and become a person of interest. Basically, you allow yourself to be "spotted" and "assessed." Once contact is made, you play the perfect asset as you provides genuine but low-level intelligence to build trust…. This exploit of mine would be a basic but effective classic "dangle" operation—during which you feed real information to establish credibility for the big lie…. AmeriKan CIA has a long history of personality assessments to determine how to manipulate potential assets so you “THE ANTAGONIST” would be feeding their agency the profile it wants to see — mirroring their exact expectations! For example, you can feed their CIA documents that seem highly sensitive but contain a "digital watermark"—a unique, untraceable encryption signature, and this watermark would then be your key to the second phase as your planted information is used to weaponize the CIA's own internal and external influence operations with LASER-PRECISION! For example… Phase 1: YOUR Leak… You “The antagonist,” now a trusted source, provide a piece of "intel" suggesting a massive, imminent geopolitical move by your home country like China in this scenario of mine. And you make your intel compelling despite “it” being “completely false,” and you insist this information must be protected at all costs! Real-life parallel here? Historical and recent allegations point to the CIA manipulating media, who’d thought of that lol? It’s a given! The cold war-era “Operation Mockingbird” avitally involved the CIA placing stories in major media outlets and this is soo ridiculously easy, a ten year old can be doin’ it all day FREAQIN long with little hack savvy! Even journalist Seymour Hersh accused the CIA of planting false stories with outlets like The New York Times to cover up the truth behind the Nord Stream pipeline explosion so nothing new here for AmeriKan CIA, jus’ biz as usual… This AmeriKan agency also regularly leaks selective misleading classified information to journalists to shape public perception as could be easily detected from the narrative around its torture program… Phase 2: You MAKE your unwitting conduit their senior CIA official making him believe your intel is authentic and to compel him tondecide to "leak" a sanitized version of it to a trusted journalist to prepare the American public or embarrass the adversary. Because the original document contained the watermark, you can later prove that the story originated from the CIA's own leaks, not your betrayal. Now, why would all this be possible? Because real espionage is driven by the RICE framework actually… Some might be motivated by Ego (wanting to outsmart the world's best agency), Ideology (believing the CIA's influence is corrupting), or be in pursuit of a twisted sense of reward (not cash, but chaos) and if you analyze intel and counter intel operations, the most effective operations are actually 100% “psychological.” As such, effective lying requires "pre-planning and rehearsal" so your masterstroke would actually be patience in building a credible legend over months or even years so in this hypothetical scenario of mine you use the CIA's own established methods against it very feasible because this AmeriKan agency is an expert at recruitment and media manipulation which makes it uniquely vulnerable to someone who can mirror those tactics back at them and this HYPOTHETICAL EXPLOIT of mine, most devastating part of this again I reiterate, HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO of a plan is that the American media and the American public are fed the false intel not by the you the Villain, but by the CIA itself in an attempt to spin a story.. You the villain simply set their trap and this is yet another bullshit scenario WRAP! And now you know just how easy it is to exploit any nations recruitments by any other target nation, absolute CAKEWALK! And what’s the Mathematical fact here? Augh, I didn’t reveal that? Well then, here it is… “Deception is how you win wars!” So if that’s how you win ‘em, how do you LOOSE them all? Well, great question… That actually happens to AmeriKan federal g-fags only ALL THE TIME and that’s because they (watch this actual video footage and you will see why…) https://www.myvideotime.com/video/203/american-government-fags-buttfucking-in-the-room-where-they-had-9-11-hearing/ American g-fag cowards are being driven to ABSOLUTE DARKNESS! Stateless Warrior ]]> Fri, 13 Feb 2026 11:54:04 CST https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1086/cia-chinese-spy-recruitment-analysis/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/320/how-is-americano-cia-hey-hey-doing/
Augh great — again and again cause besides Chinese Soues WITHIN AGENCY now Americanos also got infiltrated by Islamic Jihad Wannabee copycats and their secrets ending up disseminated on Telegram — hello! Did you all get copies of classified documents? What happened — ahem — is that federal pigs at OPM forgot that RELIGIOUS CONVICTIONS Trump that of employment crap on any given fricken day so Mr. Asif William Rahman who may have changed his surname from “Bin Ladin” to get in wink fuckin wink — had a FUELD DAY once he acquired Top Secret Document Clearance WOW! Why this CIA employee wasn’t screened correctly? Because he tricked them he was doing YOGA every day on his prayer rug x3 daily and duped all other CIA employees into doing same while they all faced Mecca for cardio-vascular purposes — he said upon which CIA Director PERSONALLY THANKED him for making CIA a FUN PLACE to work at AGAIN AND AGAIN — WHOA — TEAM USA! You’d think that American federal piglet blubbers LEARNED from their Snowden backstab session but apparently not even close and even their cross dresser g-fag data dumper failed to teach them to screen out parrots who can’t keep their mouths shot ‘fuh Jack Shit! ]]> Fri, 15 Nov 2024 01:14:04 CST https://www.myvideotime.com/video/320/how-is-americano-cia-hey-hey-doing/