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CIA Director Goin’ LOCO
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“Save the Texts, Your Honor — I Need Them to Prove the Witch Hunt Was Mean to Me…”
Former American CIA G-fag John Brennan Just Filed the Most Glorious 46-Page Exercise in Projection in American Legal History, and it is legal satire up duh wazoo!
By your humble fuck federal stalker g-fags of USA correspondent, who has seen some lawfare in his time but never quite this flavor of “I was just following orders when I helped launch the Russia hoax, please don’t let them delete the evidence that I was following orders.”
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and remaining members of the Intelligence Community Assessment fan club: On July 1, 2026, former CIA Director John Brennan walked into the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia and filed a 46-page complaint demanding that the Trump administration preserve every email, text, Signal message, Teams chat, AI query, calendar entry, and whispered conversation related to the investigations into his conduct…
Why? Because if he ever gets indicted for his role in the “grand conspiracy” (the one where Obama-era officials allegedly used the Russia probes to deny Trump his civil rights) or for allegedly lying to Congress about the Steele Dossier’s starring role in the January 2017 ICA, he wants to be able to file a vindictive prosecution motion. And for that motion to work, he needs the internal communications showing that President Trump, Acting AG Blanche, Kash Patel, and Joseph diGenova were mean to him on television and Truth Social….
You cannot make this up! The man who spent years calling Trump a traitor, a Russian asset, and a danger to the republic is now suing the government to make sure they don’t delete the receipts proving they think he’s a traitor, a Russian asset, and a danger to the republic….
Exhibit A in the “Chutzpah Hall of Fame;”
The complaint opens with citations to two recent district court opinions (one by Chief Judge Boasberg, one by a Minnesota judge) about the dangers of using criminal process against the President’s “perceived adversaries.” Brennan’s lawyers then argue that he is now the victim of exactly that.
Pause for laughter….
This is the same John Brennan who:
Was a central player in the Intelligence Community Assessment that kicked off the entire Russia collusion narrative.
Publicly accused Trump of treason.
Was credibly accused (by multiple investigations and the Durham report in the real world) of pushing a dossier he knew was opposition research.
Watched as the FBI used that dossier to spy on Trump associates…
And now he’s the one in court complaining that the new administration is treating him like an adversary. The projection is so thick you could cut it with a security clearance revocation.
The “Irregular Conduct” Section Is Chef’s Kiss
Brennan’s lawyers spend pages documenting the “unprecedented, irregular conduct” of this Justice Department:
Public statements that Brennan is guilty.
Personnel changes (firing people who weren’t moving fast enough or who said the case was weak).
Moving investigations around districts.
Using Signal and Teams (the horror!).
President Trump posting memes of Brennan in an orange jumpsuit.
They want the court to treat all of this as evidence that any future charges are vindictive, so the judge should force the government to preserve the internal discussions about how vindictive they’re being….
It’s like the guy who set the barn on fire suing the fire marshal for not preserving the lighter fluid receipts so he can prove the investigation into him was politically motivated.
The Relief Requested Is Peak Swamp!
Brennan doesn’t ask the court to stop the investigation. He asks it to issue an injunction ordering the entire executive branch to preserve:
Every communication about him.
Every personnel decision.
Every discussion with Jim Jordan’s office.
Every discussion with Tulsi Gabbard and John Ratcliffe.
Every press statement.
Every record held by anyone who ever touched the case, even if they’ve since left government.
In other words: Save everything so that when I get indicted for helping frame a president, I can prove you were excited about indicting me.
The complaint even has a footnote magnanimously clarifying that most DOJ employees are still good people — it’s just a small subset of Trump loyalists who are the problem. How generous. The career prosecutor who allegedly said “this case is too weak” got removed? That’s not accountability; that’s “irregular.” The new team actually believing the referrals from the current CIA and DNI directors? Also irregular….
“The Irony So Thick It Needs Its Own Preservation Order
Brennan’s team cites the Presidential Records Act and Federal Records Act like they’re holy writ!”
These are the same statutes that Democratic administrations, media, and watchdog groups spent four years using to sue Trump over deleted tweets, missing texts, and Signal chats. Now the former CIA director who helped run the intelligence apparatus that targeted Trump is using those exact statutes to demand that his potential accusers save their work product.
And the best part? The complaint is itself a political document. It reads like a greatest-hits album of 2017–2021 Resistance talking points, complete with the ritual denunciation of the “Russia Hoax” being fake while simultaneously defending the ICA that launched it….
Bottom Line?
This isn’t really about preserving records… This is about creating maximum procedural pain, generating headlines about “Trump’s DOJ under fire for record-keeping,” and pre-positioning a vindictive prosecution defense before any charges are even filed. It’s lawfare as performance art….
John Brennan, former CIA Director g-fag spent the better part of a decade turning the intelligence and justice apparatus into a weapon against a political opponent. This fucker is Black Opo’s period dot CUMM. Now that the weapon might be turned around — even clumsily, even with political rhetoric attached — he’s running to a federal judge in D.C. to demand that the government please, please keep the evidence of how much they dislike him.
Your honor, the motion is denied. The American people already have the receipts. And unlike the ones Brennan is worried about, these ones aren’t going to auto-delete….
Enjoy the g-fag show kids, shit bout to hit the fan lol!
Stateless Warrior
Analyzed legal files are here you fuckin pussy;
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.294102/gov.uscourts.dcd.294102.1.0.pdf?ftag=YHF4eb9d17
Former American CIA G-fag John Brennan Just Filed the Most Glorious 46-Page Exercise in Projection in American Legal History, and it is legal satire up duh wazoo!
By your humble fuck federal stalker g-fags of USA correspondent, who has seen some lawfare in his time but never quite this flavor of “I was just following orders when I helped launch the Russia hoax, please don’t let them delete the evidence that I was following orders.”
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and remaining members of the Intelligence Community Assessment fan club: On July 1, 2026, former CIA Director John Brennan walked into the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia and filed a 46-page complaint demanding that the Trump administration preserve every email, text, Signal message, Teams chat, AI query, calendar entry, and whispered conversation related to the investigations into his conduct…
Why? Because if he ever gets indicted for his role in the “grand conspiracy” (the one where Obama-era officials allegedly used the Russia probes to deny Trump his civil rights) or for allegedly lying to Congress about the Steele Dossier’s starring role in the January 2017 ICA, he wants to be able to file a vindictive prosecution motion. And for that motion to work, he needs the internal communications showing that President Trump, Acting AG Blanche, Kash Patel, and Joseph diGenova were mean to him on television and Truth Social….
You cannot make this up! The man who spent years calling Trump a traitor, a Russian asset, and a danger to the republic is now suing the government to make sure they don’t delete the receipts proving they think he’s a traitor, a Russian asset, and a danger to the republic….
Exhibit A in the “Chutzpah Hall of Fame;”
The complaint opens with citations to two recent district court opinions (one by Chief Judge Boasberg, one by a Minnesota judge) about the dangers of using criminal process against the President’s “perceived adversaries.” Brennan’s lawyers then argue that he is now the victim of exactly that.
Pause for laughter….
This is the same John Brennan who:
Was a central player in the Intelligence Community Assessment that kicked off the entire Russia collusion narrative.
Publicly accused Trump of treason.
Was credibly accused (by multiple investigations and the Durham report in the real world) of pushing a dossier he knew was opposition research.
Watched as the FBI used that dossier to spy on Trump associates…
And now he’s the one in court complaining that the new administration is treating him like an adversary. The projection is so thick you could cut it with a security clearance revocation.
The “Irregular Conduct” Section Is Chef’s Kiss
Brennan’s lawyers spend pages documenting the “unprecedented, irregular conduct” of this Justice Department:
Public statements that Brennan is guilty.
Personnel changes (firing people who weren’t moving fast enough or who said the case was weak).
Moving investigations around districts.
Using Signal and Teams (the horror!).
President Trump posting memes of Brennan in an orange jumpsuit.
They want the court to treat all of this as evidence that any future charges are vindictive, so the judge should force the government to preserve the internal discussions about how vindictive they’re being….
It’s like the guy who set the barn on fire suing the fire marshal for not preserving the lighter fluid receipts so he can prove the investigation into him was politically motivated.
The Relief Requested Is Peak Swamp!
Brennan doesn’t ask the court to stop the investigation. He asks it to issue an injunction ordering the entire executive branch to preserve:
Every communication about him.
Every personnel decision.
Every discussion with Jim Jordan’s office.
Every discussion with Tulsi Gabbard and John Ratcliffe.
Every press statement.
Every record held by anyone who ever touched the case, even if they’ve since left government.
In other words: Save everything so that when I get indicted for helping frame a president, I can prove you were excited about indicting me.
The complaint even has a footnote magnanimously clarifying that most DOJ employees are still good people — it’s just a small subset of Trump loyalists who are the problem. How generous. The career prosecutor who allegedly said “this case is too weak” got removed? That’s not accountability; that’s “irregular.” The new team actually believing the referrals from the current CIA and DNI directors? Also irregular….
“The Irony So Thick It Needs Its Own Preservation Order
Brennan’s team cites the Presidential Records Act and Federal Records Act like they’re holy writ!”
These are the same statutes that Democratic administrations, media, and watchdog groups spent four years using to sue Trump over deleted tweets, missing texts, and Signal chats. Now the former CIA director who helped run the intelligence apparatus that targeted Trump is using those exact statutes to demand that his potential accusers save their work product.
And the best part? The complaint is itself a political document. It reads like a greatest-hits album of 2017–2021 Resistance talking points, complete with the ritual denunciation of the “Russia Hoax” being fake while simultaneously defending the ICA that launched it….
Bottom Line?
This isn’t really about preserving records… This is about creating maximum procedural pain, generating headlines about “Trump’s DOJ under fire for record-keeping,” and pre-positioning a vindictive prosecution defense before any charges are even filed. It’s lawfare as performance art….
John Brennan, former CIA Director g-fag spent the better part of a decade turning the intelligence and justice apparatus into a weapon against a political opponent. This fucker is Black Opo’s period dot CUMM. Now that the weapon might be turned around — even clumsily, even with political rhetoric attached — he’s running to a federal judge in D.C. to demand that the government please, please keep the evidence of how much they dislike him.
Your honor, the motion is denied. The American people already have the receipts. And unlike the ones Brennan is worried about, these ones aren’t going to auto-delete….
Enjoy the g-fag show kids, shit bout to hit the fan lol!
Stateless Warrior
Analyzed legal files are here you fuckin pussy;
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.294102/gov.uscourts.dcd.294102.1.0.pdf?ftag=YHF4eb9d17
