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Ai AUTOPSY COMING SOON +
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PERSONAL CASE UPDATE; Dumb low, low, LOW, IQ’d Agent-stalker pawns refusing to let me see my mothers body (HIHHLY UNUSUAL AND EXTREMELY SUSPICIOUS) so I will EX PARTE PETITION FOR EMERGENCY TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER to Compel Viewing of My Mothers Remains and “Enjoin Cremation IMMEDIATELY!”
[NO U.S. VETERAN STALKER FAGS AND CUNTS ALLOWED ACCESS! You will be duped into answering whether you or your loved one is a Veteran Ho, Ho, Ho, whore, and if they are — or you, take your dearly departed STIFF and GO FUCK YOURSELF!]
Rebecca, Your Personal Farewell Concierge – an ever-present, multilingual guide who helps you navigate every decision with warmth and clarity, 24/7! Also getting into funeral business and there will be Wordwide funeral homes and I will be buying Cemeteries all over the World as revenues are generated from my other ventures so I will be — in addition to all else, a FUNERAL DIRECTOR — all over the World!
Not bad for starters, and Impromise to give your loved ones a dignified burial….
One-Tap Triage – tell Rebecca what happened just once, and she instantly maps out everything you need, from paperwork to services in 180 countries in your native or preferred language…
Worldwide Legal Document Relief!
Auto-Generated Death Registration Papers – legally formatted documents for death certificates, cremation permits, and next-of-kin declarations, ready in minutes for over 35 countries while in BETA, 180 + thereafter… Will make sure all flawless before I sign off on this new platform I engineered from scratch!
Jurisdiction-Smart Forms – every document automatically adapts to the exact legal format and language of the city where the death occurred, eliminating guesswork!
Multi-Language Support – all paperwork appears in the official local language, while my platform speaks to you in yours. You will be able to talk to Rebecca in your native tongue and as you speak she will open relevant site pages and even type for you as you speak!
Affordable AI-Powered External Examination;
AI SuperExam – an immediate, non-invasive visual check of the body using your smartphone camera, highlighting visible marks or anomalies so you have answers while deciding on a full autopsy. G-fags ain’t gonnuh approve of this but way spatter than their stupid fucks even my 1.0!
Instant Preliminary Report – a detailed, image-annotated summary delivered within minutes, giving you actionable information without waiting weeks or paying thousands!
Seamless Pathologist Upgrade – if you need a signed medical opinion, connect the AI report to a board-certified pathologist for remote review at a fraction of the usual cost. I’m here to disrupt their pricey AUTOPSY FEE STRUCTURE one dumb doctor fuck at a time!
Full-Spectrum Autopsy & Medical Services;
Board-Certified Pathologist Booking – browse, compare, and book a fully licensed autopsy specialist near you (or internationally) with transparent pricing and real-time availability.
Remote Second Opinions – have an expert review existing autopsy slides or reports from anywhere in the world, all through a secure portal.
Cremation & Burial, Simplified;
Cremation on Demand – find and book the nearest available crematorium instantly, with options for direct, witnessed, or ceremonial services.
Live Ash Return Tracking – know exactly when and how your loved one’s ashes will be returned, with dignified delivery or pick-up options.
Cemetery Plot Marketplace – explore available burial plots at partner cemeteries on an interactive map, compare prices, and secure a deed digitally in one sitting.
One-Stop Memorial Product Showroom;
Caskets & Urns from Around the World – a curated collection of traditional, eco-friendly, and customisable caskets and urns, delivered directly to the funeral home in addition to the ones I am launching within my own franchise….
Custom Tombstone Designer – design a headstone or monument with an intuitive visual builder that automatically ensures your creation meets cemetery regulations. My engineered from scratch proprietary SicarioAi design station. Just say it and VOILA!
Memorial Jewellery & Keepsakes – fingerprint pendants, ash-holding lockets, and other tangible reminders sourced globally and personalised for you.
Mortuary & Preparation Services;
Book a Mortician – locate and schedule a licensed, local embalmer or mortuary technician who specialises in the religious or cosmetic preparations you require.
Cultural Ritual Packages – arrange for Tahara, Ghusl, or other sacred washing and shrouding ceremonies with practitioners who know your traditions. Or any other..
Ceremony Planning, Effortlessly;
Musician & Officiant Booking – browse profiles, listen to samples, and book live musicians and celebrants that match the tone and faith of your farewell.
Intelligent Ceremony Builder – Rebecca assembles a seamless timeline of music, readings, and moments, then prints elegant programs for guests.
Global Live-Streaming – invite distant loved ones to attend the service virtually with a private, password-protected stream that automatically records a keepsake video live streamed right in my platform either one to all or only those you allow!
Lifelong Memorialisation & Healing;
Living Digital Memorial – a permanent, beautiful online space where stories, photos, and voice recordings of your loved one are preserved and shared before and after funeral so you can visit anytime and even schedule remote gatherings from around the world weekly, monthly, annually, whenever!
AI-Assisted Obituary – draft a heartfelt, publication-ready obituary in seconds, in any tone from traditional to celebratory.
Voice & Music Legacies – create a lasting voice message or a custom-composed memorial melody that captures the spirit of the person you miss.
Aftercare That Never Leaves;
EverCompanion Grief Support – gentle, private check-ins and research-backed activities that support you through the first year and beyond, with an option to connect to a human therapist when needed. Virtual assistant Rebecca will always be there for you whenever you need her!
Anniversary & Remembrance Tools – my platform remembers the dates that matter and suggests meaningful ways to honour them, year after year — forever and ever!
For Professionals & Businesses;
Global Pathologist & Funeral Home Listings – get discovered by families in need, manage your availability, and receive bookings directly through my platform which I engineered from scratch!
Enterprise Case Management – law firms, insurance companies, and repatriation agencies can coordinate multiple death cases across borders with a unified, secure dashboard…
There will also be seamless merch design and order page with USA, Canada, Australia, and entire EU for starters so you can remember your loved one with their image on T-Shitts, sweatshirts, sweatpants, keychains, mugs, men’s underwear, ladies underwear, baseball caps, hats, ceramic plates, you name it!
But Rebecca, will be your personal farewell concierge; one-tap triage; auto-generated death registration papers in 180 + Countries, jurisdiction-smart forms, multi-language document support, AI SuperExam immediate visual body check,
instant preliminary report, seamless full pathologist booking upgrade & board-certified pathologist booking, remote second opinions, cremation on demand, live ash return tracking, cemetery plot marketplace, global casket & urn showroom, custom tombstone designer, memorial jewellery & keepsakes, book a mortician, cultural ritual packages; musician & officiant booking, intelligent ceremony builde, global live-streaming, living digital memorial, AI-assisted obituary, voice & music legacies, EverCompanion grief support, anniversary & remembrance tools, professional provider listings, enterprise case management dashboard and don’t forget to designate “legacy contact” so that your account can be grandfathered to your loved one without probate Court drama!
There will be way more, this is just version 1.0….
Worth a mention that unlike all my other sites and everyone else’s, on this platform of mine there will be no pressure to register, enter your email, and all that stupid crap but the way I engineered it is to gradually WALK the end user in and not cause them any discomfort while doing so because this site I strictly engineered for them, not for me…
Also, I am engineering the very first of its kind, Ai AUTOPSY
by my SicarioAi and ultimately, it will also do body fluid sample analysis which for the time being my company will do by mail once through special shatterproof packages I manufacture, and will also be able through my proprietary robotics engineering, to perform full autopsy!
To honor my beloved late mother whom my sworn American g-fag stalker agent enemies and their accomplices after the fact killed, virtual assistant will be called Rebecca and will look and sound just like she did…
My NEVER BEFORE CUTTING EDGE AI Autopsy on demand platform will also feature AI-enhanced hematology/digital morphology analyzers that use imaging + AI for cell classification, along with research-oriented tools for virtual staining and forensic analysis.
My SicarioAI applications in pathology and forensics (e.g., virtual histological staining of autopsy tissue, my SicarioAI-assisted cause-of-death analysis, digital blood smear morphology) will be my active research/clinical areas, and will be for now limited to software, VR imaging systems and my specialized lab platforms rather than simple off-the-shelf “autopsy robots” that I WILL engineer and develop from scratch and this is consistent with my robotics engineering because I have been developing prosthetics for TWO DECADES so cakewalk to merge my Ai with robotics…
Furthermore; these will be medical/forensic devices — amd there will be local import regulations in your country even after they pass all U.S. regulations, get certifications, because every country and Jurisdiction has professional licensing requirements, and there will remain to be validation needs in your country until my full regulatory compliance as a supplier is met in full.
Speaking of my American enemy stalker terrorist agent and cunt g-fag agents, if their American agent stalkers still terrorize me with high powered microwave energy weapons, clearly they’re dead set on their terrorist acts, how exactly would they not be willing to place a pillow over my late mother face and cause her to have a respiratory event that kills her? What am I a fuckin retard? Not in your Lifetime! Clearly she was their target and an easy mark at that and I want to remind my American stalker agent g-fags, cunts, and all their accomplices and collaborators not to bitch pitch me their g-fag 9UTY unless they wanna be at the morgue laid out the same way they laid out my beloved mother…
This never ever goes away, so go sell your bitches, their tits and their pussy to some dumb fuck cause I ain’t the one! Deploying such dirty stalker agent cunt g-fag tactics is as DESPICABLE as your federal government Agent actions in Minneapolis where YOU slaughtered an unarmed innocent mother called Rene Good by shooting her Mafia style in the back of the head multiple times!
I can only imagine the heinous manner in which your American stalker agent fags and cunts, suffocated my helpless mother in that room which doubled as her torture chamber… Rushing her cremation until I stopped it — in the nick of time yesterday, just before you cremated her…
“What’s the rush you American enemy bitches, she can’t die twice?”
But I understand you stalker agent fags and cunts RUSH to dispose of homicide remains… Don’t wannuh do the time for your homicide crime you g—fag agent stalkers bitches, and your veteran g-faghot’s and cunts so now you assyank’n bullshit laws which pertain to cremation in your Stalkerforniuh;
You want me to cite your own fuckin law to you? Here are the key paperwork deadlines:
YOUR Death Certificate Filing:
Must be filed with the local registrar within 8 calendar days of death, and crucially, it must be filed before any cremation or burial can take place.
Physician's Certification: The attending physician must complete the medical portion of the death certificate within 15 hours of death.
Disposition Permit Issuance: The cremation provider cannot begin until they receive this permit from the state, which typically takes 3 to 5 working days to procure.
Return of Disposition Permit: After the cremation, the permit must be signed, dated, and returned to the local registrar within 10 days.
Scattering Documentation: If scattering ashes, a copy of the completed disposition permit must be provided to the person with disposition rights within 30 days….
Don’t lecture me on cremation laws unless you want them shoved up your fuckin asses — again and AGAIN!
You fuckheads EVER come to me to pitch, 9IG-offer, demand I join your American-NAZI Fourth Reich government, I will slay you where you stand!
As far as me G-fags clock’s; “I’ll even be your grandchildren’s sworn fuckin enemy second your little fuckin bastards turn 18!”
I Stateless Warrior CEKEBRATE DEATHS OF YOUR G-fag soldier fags and cunts z666 DAILY!
The entire World HATES YOU, I’m just one of billions who do!
Am I not the God of Mathematics Science and Physics?
Then I know what awaits you?
“The Earth is round, but your Space Wars are around the corner…”
No?
In 1962 you AmeriKKKan Soace-G-fags detonated a nuclear bomb in orbit during YOUR “Starfish Prime” test and the electromagnetic pulse knocked OUT out several satellites in the days that followed because your dumb g-fags always sucked at both Math and Physics…..
You gave Russians a roadmap to wipeout of your American G-fag stalker Satellites… Even Iranians can RIGHT NOW target your satellites but are way too stupid to figure that out… North Koreans can SPACE-FUCK your entire Sateliite constellations, lol!
What?
Ya’ll signed a “Partial Test Ban Treaty” outlawing such testing in 1964?
Treaties can be broken like American stalker Veterans fuckin stiff neck — in a nanosec!
Again and AGAIN!
lol!
And your Moon CoLoNiZaTiOn?
Lemme clue you in some muh….
If a single kinetic strike could trigger a chain reaction? Space debris colliding with more satellites after explosion which would therefore create more debris — until low Earth orbit becomes an impassable minefield— because a nuclear explosion in space WILL make things even worse and wold prevent access to space for months and even years due to radiation…..
LEO will be turned into a Space Minefield…
You’re soo lucky I ain’t a Russian, Iranian, or Noetth Korean general cause right now Space would be a fuckin minefield!
No?
SATELLITE KILLER - MY BACK OF ENVELOPE QUICKIE CALCULATIONS, IF TODAY AT TIME OF THIS POST?
NORTH KOREAN NUCLEAR DETONATION I ASSUME AT 550KM ALTITUDE WITH MY “STARTING ASSUMPTIONS:”
1 Mt nuclear weapon detonated at 550 km altitude (typical g-fag LEO Satt-Play territory and Elon’s fave spot above Earth…)
Satellite orbital velocity = 7,800 m/s
Relative impact velocity between debris objects = 10,000 m/s
15,700 active satellites currently in orbit (jus’ checked this second as I TRACK THEM ALL!) & 33,000 trackable objects already up there (currently at time of this post as I track THEM LIVE!))
SATELLITE KILL RADIUS?
For a 1 Mt burst in space, the X-ray and EMP kill radius is about 40 km. That's 40,000 meters. so Volume of that kill sphere:
4/3 x pi x (40,000)^3 = 2.68 x 10^14 cubic meters
The orbital shell at 550 km altitude?
Earth radius = 6,371 km
Orbital radius = 6,921 km
Shell thickness = 100 km (approximate band where most LEO sats live like Space cockroaches…)
Volume = 4 x pi x (6,921,000)^2 x 100,000 = 6.02 x 10^19 cubic meters…
Satellite density in that shell?
15,700 / 6.02e19 = 2.61 x 10^-16 satellites per cubic meter
Satellites destroyed in the kill sphere?
2.61e-16 x 2.68e14 = 70 satellites
So the immediate would be about 70 satellites. but DEBRIS GENERATION?
Each destroyed satellite averages 1,000 kg mass.
Total mass destroyed = 70 x 1,000 = 70,000 kg
About 10% becomes trackable fragments (larger than 10 cm):
7,000 kg
If each trackable fragment averages 0.1 kg?
7,000 / 0.1 = 70,000 trackable fragments
The other 90% (63,000 kg) becomes untrackable debris (1 mm to 10 cm) if each averages 0.0001 kg (0.1 gram) 63,000 / 0.0001 = 630,000,000 untrackable fragments, ya’ll dig? So we're adding 70,000 trackable items and 630 million tiny killers!
IMPACT ENERGY?
A 1 gram fragment at 10,000 m/s:
0.5 x 0.001 x (10,000)^2 = 50,000 Joules
That's 50,000 / 4,184,000 = 0.012 kg TNT equivalent
About 12 grams of TNT in a speck of metal…
A 10 cm fragment (about 1 kg) at same speed?
0.5 x 1 x (10,000)^2 = 50,000,000 Joules
That's 50,000,000 / 4,184,000 = 12 kg TNT equivalent
A hand grenade's worth of energy per softball-sized piece…
MY CASCADE PROBABILITY CALCULATION?
New total trackable objects = 33,000 + 70,000 = 103,000
I assume each object has collision cross-section of 0.785 m^2 (1 meter diameter), total cross-section = 103,000 x 0.785 = 80,855 m^2, bject density = 103,000 / 6.02e19 = 1.71 x 10^-15 objects per m^3, collision rate = cross-section x relative velocity x density
= 80,855 x 10,000 x 1.71e-15 = 1.38 x 10^-6 collisions per second!!!! That's 0.119 collisions per day, or about 1 collision every 8.4 days… Starting from 103,000 objects, to reach 1,000,000 objects (cascade threshold):
Doublings needed = log2(1,000,000/103,000) = log2(9.71) = 3.28 doublings, at one new collision every 8 days, and each collision adding fragments, the cascade could begin within months. Once started, it's exponential!!!!!!!
RADIATION BELT ENHANCEMENT
Starfish Prime (1962) was 1.4 Mt at 400 km, I just verified this second… It created a radiation belt that lasted years and damaged several satellites… Scaling to 1 Mt at 550 km? Fluence = 1e12 electrons/cm^2 x (1.0/1.4) = 7.14 x 10^11 electrons/cm^2, I will assume 30% of yield energy goes to trapped radiation:
0.30 x 4.184e15 = 1.255e15 Joules…
Average electron energy = 1 MeV = 1.602e-13 Joules
Total electrons injected = 1.255e15 / 1.602e-13 = 7.84 x 10^27 electrons…
If distributed over 1e18 m^3 volume?
Density = 7.84e27 / 1e18 = 7.84 x 10^9 electrons per m^3
Dose rate to a satellite passing through?
7.84e9 x 10,000 x 2.4e-10 = 18.8 Gy per second
If satellite spends 600 seconds in the belt per orbit?
Dose per orbit = 18.8 x 600 = 11,280 Gy
Typical satellite electronics fail at 1,000 Gy.
Failure occurs in about 8 minutes of exposure.
ORBITAL DECAY - HOW LONG DEBRIS STAYS UP?
At 550 km, atmospheric density = 1.0 x 10^-12 kg/m^3
For a 1 gram fragment (A = 0.1 m^2, Cd = 2.2):
Drag force = 0.5 x 1e-12 x (7,800)^2 x 2.2 x 0.1 = 6.69 x 10^-6 N
Deceleration = 6.69e-6 / 0.001 = 0.00669 m/s^2
Decay time = 7,800 / 0.00669 = 1.165e6 seconds = 13.5 days
For a 10 cm fragment (1 kg, A = 0.1 m^2):
Deceleration = 6.69e-6 / 1.0 = 6.69e-6 m/s^2
Decay time = 7,800 / 6.69e-6 = 1.165e9 seconds = 36.9 years
For a 1 meter fragment (100 kg, A = 1.0 m^2):
Drag force = 0.5 x 1e-12 x 60,840,000 x 2.2 x 1.0 = 6.69e-5 N
Deceleration = 6.69e-5 / 100 = 6.69e-7 m/s^2
Decay time = 7,800 / 6.69e-7 = 1.165e10 seconds = 369.4 years
So small stuff falls in weeks, but larger debris stays for centuries!
IMPACT PROBABILITY - CURRENT SATELLITES?
Total threat cross-section from generated debris?
Trackable: 70,000 x 0.01 = 700 m^2 (10 cm average)
Untrackable: 630,000,000 x 0.0001 = 63,000 m^2 (1 mm average)
My Total = 63,700 m^2
Probability per satellite per orbit = 63,700 / 6.02e19 = 1.06 x 10^-15
Orbits per year = 365.25 x 24 x 60 / 93 minutes = 5,655
For all 15,700 satellites?
Annual probability = 1.06e-15 x 5,655 x 15,700 = 9.39 x 10^-8
That's 1 in 10 million per year if evenly distributed….. But debris forms bands and clouds. Local density can be 50x higher.
Effective annual probability = 9.39e-8 x 50 = 4.70 x 10^-6
That's about 1 in 213,000 per year…
Not huge for a single satellite. But there are thousands and the cascade makes it worse with each collision….
MY FINAL NUMBERS?
Immediate satellites killed: 70
Trackable fragments added: 70,000
Untrackable fragments added: 630,000,000
Time to first collision: 8.4 days
Time for large debris to deorbit: 370 years
Annual impact risk (all satellites): 1 in 213,000
That's my math, so it's not if, but it's when…..
On Earth, you gottuh have Satellite alternatives folks, cause them suckers will be the first target in upcoming Space Wars…
*My funeral platform does not cover Satellites, sorry NOT; “but I toast to your American soldier stalker corpses in ‘n outtuh Soace — again and AGAIN!”
And now, I will reveal how to legally halt cremation of your mother/ father, while having your stupid fuck brother/sinking, whoever signed the contract — pay for corpse storage, and how to be a total dick — legally while halting all they want..
on top list parent corp, and all the way down to entity you are addressing they kno’ you’z 360 infuh’d!
Fill in blanks and fuck their skanks while you bleed their payment banks!
Via-Email for Urgency Purposes…
To: _________CORP.
Attn: Officers, Directors, and Registered Agent
(FULL ADDRESS)
and
Crematorium Biz name
(Funeral Establishment License No. #FD _ _ _ _)
Attn: Officers, Directors, and Managing Agents
(FULL ADDRESS)
and
Crematorium Biz name, Inc.
Attn: Officers and Directors
Buck Fuck _________, President
c/o PUSSY CORP. / AMERICAN pussy Society of ________ County
(FULL ADDRESS)
and
Anus FuckisOn, Director
c/o Pussy CORP. / American Pussy Society of Pussy County
(FULL ADDRESS)
Re: Formal Objection to Cremation – ___________ _________
File/Reference No. (UNKNOWN)
CC: carbon kkkopy enforcement agency direkkktly
To Whom It May Concern:
I, _________ ____________, am a surviving competent adult child of the decedent, _________ ____________ . I am writing to formally object to the cremation of my mother, which I understand is being arranged by my asshole stupid fuck brother, _________ ____________,, through your facility. This letter serves as my formal legal objection and demand that you immediately halt all cremation preparations.
I. LEGAL AUTHORITY TO CONTROL DISPOSITION – OBJECTION UNDER § 7100(a)
California Health and Safety Code § 7100(a) establishes a strict priority order for the right to control disposition of a decedent's remains. The statute provides that where there is more than one competent adult child, the majority of surviving competent adult children must agree to control disposition. See Cal. Health & Safety Code § 7100(a)(3).
I am a surviving competent adult child. My brother, _________ ____________,, is also a surviving competent adult child. Because there is more than one competent adult child, the majority must agree. I am formally placing you on notice that I oppose my mother's cremation.
Under § 7100(a)(3), less than the majority of surviving competent adult children may only proceed if they have:
(1) used reasonable efforts to notify all other surviving competent adult children of their instructions; and;
(2) are not aware of any opposition to those instructions by the majority of all surviving competent adult children.
Because I have formally opposed the cremation, my brother cannot satisfy the second prerequisite. He lacks unilateral legal authority to authorize cremation.
Furthermore, under Cal. Health & Safety Code § 7111, a crematory may perform cremation only:
"upon the receipt of a written authorization of a person representing himself or herself to be a person having the right to control the disposition of the remains pursuant to Section 7100."
Because my brother does not have authority under § 7100 (given my formal opposition), any authorization he has provided is legally insufficient. Your crematory may not lawfully proceed.
II. REQUEST FOR DELAY TO PERMIT AUTOPSY AND BURIAL ARRANGEMENTS
I am actively pursuing:
1. Arrangements for an autopsy to determine the full circumstances surrounding my mother's death;
2. Burial options as an alternative to cremation, which require additional time to investigate and secure. It will NOT BE 48 HOUR ULTIMATUM _________ ____________, HAS GIVEN ME!
These are lawful and reasonable steps that take time. California law does not mandate cremation within any fixed timeframe, despite _________ ____________, false claims and assertions. While Title 16, California Code of Regulations, Division 12 requires that unembalmed remains be refrigerated if held longer than 24 hours, this is a preservation requirement—not a deadline for cremation. Your facility is legally obligated to preserve my mother’s remains during this reasonable period while I exercise my legal rights.
III. NON-LIABILITY FOR STORAGE OR OTHER CHARGES
I did not sign any contract, authorization, or agreement with Neptune Society. My stuoid fu m brother, _________ ____________,, signed any such documents.
Under California Health and Safety Code § 7110:
"Any person signing any authorization for the interment or cremation of any remains warrants the truthfulness of any fact set forth in the authorization, the identity of the person whose remains are sought to be interred or cremated, and his or her authority to order interment or cremation. He or she is personally liable for all damage occasioned by or resulting from breach of such warranty."
Because I have formally objected, any warranty my brother made regarding his authority is false. My brother—not I—bears sole personal liability for any and all costs, damages, or penalties resulting from an unauthorized cremation.
Additionally, under § 7100(a) , the duty of disposition and liability for the reasonable cost of disposition devolves upon the person(s) with the right to control disposition. Because I do not consent to cremation, I have not assumed, and am not liable for, any costs associated with this unauthorized disposition. I am not a party to any contract with _________ ____________, and therefore cannot be held personally liable for storage fees, transportation fees, or any other charges arising from services I did not request or authorize.
Furthermore, the Unfair Competition Law (Bus. & Prof. Code § 17200) and False Advertising Law (Bus. & Prof. Code § 17500) prohibit deceptive business practices. Any attempt to bill me for services I did not authorize would constitute an unfair business practice.
IV. FORMAL DEMANDS
I hereby demand that you:
1. Immediately halt all preparations for cremation of my mother's remains;
2. Confirm in writing within 24 hours that you have received this objection and will not proceed with cremation without either my written consent or a court order;
3. Provide me with a complete copy of any authorization signed by my brother, including all documents referencing the disposition of my mother's remains;
4. Provide me with a written retraction of any false statement that California law required cremation by a specific date;
5. Identify the funeral director who made any such false representation;
6. Provide me with an itemized accounting of all charges incurred to date, including a breakdown of storage fees; and
7. Confirm in writing that I am not personally liable for any charges, as I did not sign any contract or authorization.
V. CONCLUSION
I am exercising my legal rights under California Health and Safety Code §§ 7100, 7110, and 7111, as well as applicable regulations under Title 16 of the California Code of Regulations and Business and Professions Code §§ 17200 and 17500.
Any unauthorized cremation will result in immediate formal complaints to the Cemetery and Funeral Bureau, the California Attorney General's Office, and legal action seeking injunctive relief and damages.
I await your written confirmation within 24 hours.
Feel free to forward my email to your legal representative, but my position is firm.
While I and my team are exploring options, this is where I stand and there will not be any wavering!
Sincerely,
___________
Your name/address/all dat shit..
cc: California enforcement agents
————
(Retrieve prior g-fag enforcement actions against them and footnote that shit…).
FOOTNOTE – PRIOR ENFORCEMENT ACTIONS AGAINST _________ ____________,;
The following prior enforcement actions are noted for the record:
1. (Date) – Enforcement Action Filed (California Attorney General & District Attorneys of Alameda, Marin, and San Francisco) : The People of the State of California filed an enforcement action against _________ ____________, doing business as Pussy Society and Dumb Fuck Society, alleging violations of the Unfair Competition Law (UCL) and False Advertising Law (FAL). The lawsuit alleged that _________ ____________, pocketed approximately $100 million that should have been held in trust for prepaid cremation customers, deceptively steered 99% of customers to its Standard Plan, falsely claimed to use its own crematoriums when it actually contracted with others, and illegally accelerated payments. See People v. _________ ____________, Int'l, No. _________ ____________, (_________ ____________,).
2. February _________ ____________, – Regulatory Citation (Cemetery and Funeral Bureau) : The California Cemetery and Funeral Bureau issued a Notice of Citation and Assessment of Fine against Old American Fussy Society (FD _ _ _ _) for violation of California Code of Regulations § 1277.5, specifically failure to fully execute the Disclosure of Preneed Funeral Agreement form for multiple decedents. Fine amount: $_____. See Citation No. IC _________ ____________,
3. _________ ____________, – $25 Million Settlement (California Attorney General Bonta) : Attorney General Rob Bonta, along with the District Attorneys of Alameda, Marin, and San Francisco, announced a settlement with _________ ____________, resolving the _________ ____________, enforcement action. SCI agreed to pay $25 million in civil penalties and full consumer restitution. The settlement resolved allegations that _________ ____________, violated the UCL and FAL through "pervasive price manipulation and deceptive marketing" affecting all consumer negotiations and contracts for pre-need services. The stipulated judgment was entered on _________ ____________,. See People v. _________ ____________,
4. Additional Context – Class Action Settlement (November _________ ____________,) : A federal class action against Pussy Society of America, and Corpse Missmanagement Corp. was granted final approval on _________ ____________, 9, with a settlement amount of _________ ____________, resolving claims brought by independent sales representatives in California. See _________ ____________,
See what happens to dumb bitches named Jewlie when the impose a 48 hour cremation ULTIMATUM on me?
Now I’m a CREMATE YOUR FUCKIN CUNT ASSHOLES!
Take a couple of hours to cremate you right…
You’z feel’n my hot dick up your asses yet?
My “MO?”
Delay…
Delay…
And fuck stupid fucks away, every day!
What if they get a high priced attorney?
I hope they do…
Cause I know their own fuckin law, better than any of em!
Gonnuh be a humiliation they will never forget and their attorney gonnuh be git’n an asshole strech till it’s the size of fuckin Alaska so dress warm mother fuckers!
But my hot dick stays up their ass!
And what do you draft and email their designated funeral director if they refuse to allow you to identify your mothers remains?
Send them this;
Delivery Method: VIA EMAIL — DUE TO URGENCY…
To: ________________
Attn: Officers, Directors, and Registered Agent
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and;
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(Funeral Establishment License No. #________________)
Attn: Officers, Directors, and Managing Agents
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and;
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Attn: Officers and Directors
and;
________________, President
c/o ________________ / ________________
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and;
________________, Director
c/o ________________ / ________________
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Re: FORMAL DEMAND FOR IN-PERSON VIEWING OF DECEDENT'S REMAINS – ________________
File/Reference No.: (Still Unknown at This Time)
CC: Gov agency dat git sum oversight by their name and their enforcement email address POINT OF KKKKKKKONTAKKKKKT
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To “________________” & Whom It May Concern:
While you and your legal representatives are mentally “processing” my previous legal email, I remind you again that I ________________, being a “bona-fide” surviving competent adult child of my late biological mother, ________________, and this letter serves as my formal, unequivocal legal demand to view my mother's remains in person — while issue of my mothers burial method is in contention with my siblings..
________________, again I reiterate that by California State Law, there cannot not be any cremation or other disposition of my late mother ________________’s body, and I as her son, under California State law — which I will define in great detail below — must be allowed to see my mother’s remains to briefly verify her identity in-person. This is a normal procedure very common in homicide cases so because you are adamantly resisting I am going to cite the Laws of the State of California ________________ which you and your business operations MUST abide by whether you like it or not because your lawful compliance is NOT OPTIONAL, it is MANDATORY.
It is troubling that you as ________________ representative (funeral director…) ________________, intentionally made a false and legally unsupported statement that "a son cannot view his mother's remains" at your facility because your corporate policy does not allow that, despite the fact that it runs CONTRARY to the Laws of the State of California, and guess what? You’re breaking the law intentionally disseminating missinformation based on absolute lies! And I and the government oversight body which ENFORCES your conduct, have a problem with that ________________…
Your intentional misrepresentation while stating that I cannot see my mothers body is false ________________, and it constitutes a deceptive practice under California law, therefore being unlawful, it will not be tolerated due to the fact that your corporate policy and practice runs contrary to California State Law but not to worry, I will clarify to your legal team why miss information when intentional constitutes outright fraud upon a consumer such as myself and clarify what remedial actions I have to counter being deliberately defrauded, by you in this matter, again and again.
Furthermore; At this time, I have to address this matter through escalation to the government oversight body which is tasked with enforcement of laws and this in order to rectify your blatant disregard for laws, and to hold your fraudulent business practices accountable for your purported fraud stating that I will under no circumstances be allowed to see my mother’s body to verify her identity.
This in addition to contemplating any civil action which may arise out of your fraudulent practices which are well known to governing body tasked with your oversight in California and I enclosed in the footer section of this email to serve as record of prior consumer fraud purported by your corporation. (See Footnotes…)
I. STATUTORY RIGHT TO CONTROL DISPOSITION – HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE § 7100
Furthermore; California Health and Safety Code § 7100(a) establishes a strict priority order for the right to control disposition of a decedent's remains:
"(a) The right to control the disposition of the remains of a deceased person, the location and conditions of interment, and arrangements for funeral goods and services to be provided, unless other directions have been given by the decedent pursuant to Section 7100.1, vests in, and the duty of disposition and the liability for the reasonable cost of disposition of the remains devolves upon, the following in the order named:"
The statute further provides:
"(3) The sole surviving competent adult child of the decedent or, if there is more than one competent adult child of the decedent, the majority of the surviving competent adult children."
Again, I reiterate that a bona fide surviving competent adult child such as myself, under California State laws which GOVERN your policies, conduct, business practices, and supersede your corporate policy, and clarify that under California law I possess the statutory right to control the disposition of my mother's remains and that includes the location and conditions of any viewing or other arrangements. Therefore, your own as well as your facility's blanket denial of my right to view my mother's remains constitutes a direct violation of my statutory rights under § 7100(a)(3). But not to worry, I will address this issue through proper government channels and if your refusal is obnoxious in continuance without ceasing, State of California Governing Body enforcement arm will CREMATE THIS BLANKET and I sincerely doubt that it will take a couple of hours, like human remains by comparison.
II. EXPRESS EXCEPTION FOR AUTHORIZED FAMILY VIEWING – 16 CCR § 1221(a)
California Code of Regulations, Title 16, Division 12, Section 1221(a) governs the privacy of preparation and storage rooms. Critically, the regulation contains an express exception for authorized family members:
"(a) The care and preparation for burial or other disposition of all human remains shall be strictly private, and no one shall be allowed in the embalming or storage room while human remains are being embalmed or prepared for disposition, except the licensed funeral director and his or her duly authorized officers and/or employees, licensed embalmers and their duly registered apprentices, instructors and their students from accredited mortuary science programs approved by the bureau, and public officials in the discharge of their duties; provided, that this rule shall not apply to persons who have been authorized by the person with the right to control disposition pursuant to section 7100 of the Health and Safety Code. "
Again ________________, I reiterate that as a surviving competent adult child with the right to control disposition under § 7100, I am expressly exempted from this regulation's privacy restrictions. Under California law, which is crystal-clear, your facility has no legal basis to deny my request to view my mother's remains. The regulation explicitly carves out an exception for persons in my exact legal position. Your statement to the contrary is a direct misrepresentation of California law and there are plenty of legal venues to address this fraudulent practice by your company inclusive of official government enforcement agencies.
III. VIEWINGS ARE LEGALLY PERMITTED IN CALIFORNIA
Speaking of government oversight of your business operations which has already deemed your conduct FRAUDULENT in their prior actions against you and compelled your Corporation to rectify your past fraudelent actions which are resurfacing again, viewings are legally permitted in California and are regulated by the California Cemetery and Funeral Bureau. Key legal requirements include:
Funeral homes must be licensed by the state. If a viewing takes place more than 24 hours after death, the body must be either embalmed or refrigerated. Embalming is not required in California. Refrigeration is a legal and acceptable alternative.
Families must receive a General Price List (GPL) from the funeral provider, as required by the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) and California law. It is good that your corporation is compliant in this regard so that is not an issue.
Your facility cannot require embalming as a precondition for viewing — refrigeration is a legally sufficient alternative and I mention that beforehand to ensure you don’t try to lie about that as well after I clarify all the rest. Any statement to the contrary is also false and I strongly encourage you to abstain from making any other false statements to avoid enforcement actions by the government because I am keeping notes on all your outright lies!
IV. COMMON LAW QUASI-PROPERTY RIGHT IN DECEDENT'S REMAINS
California courts have long recognized that next of kin possess a temporary, quasi-property right in the body of a deceased person for purposes of burial or other disposition. Kindly have your corporate attorneys see Enos v. Snyder, 131 Cal. 68 (holding that there is a quasi-property right in a deceased's remains for purposes of burial) because clearly ________________, you don’t even know what the Law is!
This quasi-property right includes the right to view and pay final respects to one's loved one. Your facility's arbitrary denial of my right to view my mother's remains constitutes an unlawful interference with my common law quasi-property rights (Kindly consult your attorney ________________ so you understand what that means…) and that is a multi million dollar lawsuit in the making which cannot be cremated ________________! Let me walk you through the body of laws which GOVERN your business practices so that you don’t end up on receiving end of their enforcement arm, again and AGAIN, because judging by a number of cases being brought against your corporation, it is clearly a Serial Fraudster Offender!
V. CREMATORY VIEWING DISCLOSURE REQUIREMENTS – BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONS CODE § 7712.7
While I am not seeking to view the cremation process itself yet, albeit; again I reiterate that I reserve that lawful right in-full, for now I wish to remind you that the California Legislature has expressly recognized the importance of family viewing in the context of cremation and you are clearly ignorant of the law ________________;
"7712.7. Every crematory licensee, who prohibits relatives or the responsible party from viewing the cremation process, shall disclose this fact in writing to the person or persons entitled to custody of the remains prior to the signing of any contract."
This statutory provision demonstrates that the California Legislature:
1. Expressly contemplates that relatives may view the cremation process;
2. Requires written disclosure if viewing is prohibited;
3. Recognizes the fundamental right of relatives to be present during final rites.
If the Legislature mandates disclosure for viewing the cremation process itself, it follows a fortiori that a son has the right to view his mother's uncremated remains for purposes of either a final farewell and or to visually see and or identify her remains, same as in case of a homicide. Again; your facility's blanket prohibition is contrary to the spirit and letter of California law ________________ and as such under the law your intentional misrepresentation of law mandates appropriate legal response so that you may learn that lawful business conduct is MANDATORY NOT OPTIONAL! I’m not a cherry ________________, you don’t get to pick me! And I believe that if you refuse to operate in California in a lawful manner, that privilege should be revoked and your corporation be prohibited from setting foot on California’s sovereign soil. You see ________________, the only option you have, is to conduct your business in a lawful manner because these fraud upon a consumer cannot be cremated!
VI. DECEPTIVE PRACTICES – BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONS CODE §§ 17200 AND 17500
Moreover ________________, your false statement that "a son cannot view his mother's remains" constitutes:
1. Unfair Competition under Business and Professions Code § 17200 (prohibiting any "unlawful, unfair or fraudulent business act or practice");
2. False Advertising under Business and Professions Code § 17500 (prohibiting any "untrue or misleading" statement made in connection with the conduct of a business).
Making a false representation to a family regarding their legal rights constitutes a deceptive business practice subject to civil penalties and regulatory action. Are you aware of that ________________?
I am keeping tabs on absolute lies I am being told by none other than your, and will hold all fraudsters responsible for their actions to the full extent of California State Law which is NOT a rubber band you can stretch to suit unlawful blatantly fraudulent business conduct! Did California Attorney General not clarify that well enough to you and your superiors? Time for a refresher lesson in lawful business practices? California is not Texas so no corporation gets to Yeehaw unlawful conduct and defraud grief stricken consumers out of basic viewing their dearly departed mother. You’re in for a rude awakening in Attorney General’s Hell!
VII. FUNERAL DIRECTOR REGULATION – BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONS CODE §§ 7635 AND 7712.6
Under Business and Professions Code § 7635, funeral directors are prohibited from engaging in misleading or deceptive practices. Your false statement ________________, falls squarely within this prohibition! But there is more ________________… You should be aware of the fact that all intentional violations of § 7635 or § 7712.6 are criminal misdemeanors in California, punishable by jail time and fines. Did I not say. California is not Texas? I assure you no cow dung is allowed to be tracked like mud in these Courts!
Albeit, giving me false statement I aforementioned above reference would likely be addressed through disciplinary action under § 7692.5, but it could also support a criminal charge — if it falls within the broader prohibitions clearly defined by California statutes. So from today ________________, I am not my brother ________________ and lies must STOP because I catch every single deceiver red handed with laser precision. Lies are a terrible way to commence a business relationship and or, to deploy them against loved ones of dearly departed, and despite disagreements and lack of unity amongst my siblings, all correspondence with me must be FACTUAL free of fictional elements and corporate policy stated MUST PARALLEL CALIFORNIA STATE LAWS — not that of any other State.
Additionally, again I take this opportunity to remind you AGAIN that under California’s Business and Professions Code § 7712.6, your crematory may not conduct cremations without a written contract with the person or persons entitled to custody of the remains. Because I am a person entitled to custody under § 7100, and because I have not consented to cremation, any contract signed solely by my brother is “deficient” so as long as you stick with my lawful program here and all these issues will be “LAWFULLY RESOLVED.” I place high value on full lawful cooperation to bring forth a viable solution for all parties involved.
VIII. YOUR BLANKET POLICY DOES NOT SUPERSEDE CALIFORNIA LAW
To RECAP; your facility's “bodybag blanket policy” ________________, against allowing a son to view his mother's remains is:
1. Not supported by ABSOLUTELY ANY State of California statute or regulation;
2. Contrary to the explicit exception in 16 CCR § 1221(a);
3. Inconsistent with the common law quasi-property right recognized in Enos v. Snyder;
4. A violation of Business and Professions Code § 17200 as a deceptive business practice;
5. A violation of Business and Professions Code § 7635 (prohibiting misleading practices by funeral directors).
IX. EMOTIONAL DISTRESS CLAIMS – INTENTIONAL AND NEGLIGENT INFLICTION
Your conduct ________________, has caused and continues to cause me due to the fact that I am denied the right to see my mother, severe emotional distress, anguish, grief, anxiety, and suffering. I hereby reiterate and give formal notice that I intend to pursue all available legal remedies against ________________, including but not limited to claims for:
A. Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress (IIED)
California law has long recognized the right to recover damages for the intentional and unreasonable infliction of mental or emotional distress which results in foreseeable harm to the plaintiff. Alcorn v. Anbro Engineering, Inc., 2 Cal.3d 493, 468 P.2d 216 (1970). The tort of IIED applies to YOUR egregious conduct ________________, and recovery on an IIED theory based on reckless conduct has been allowed in the funeral-related services context. Have your legal counsel see this ________________, Christensen v. Superior Court, 54 Cal.3d 868, 820 P.2d 181 (1991); see also 2 Harper et al., The Law of Torts. And you ________________, stead of handling your business in a lawful manner, are handing out torts like pancakes, but I don’t want to eat your pancakes so I don’t get fat because being overweight is an expressway to Crematorium and I’m not in a rush to get barbecued!
I cannot stress enough ________________ that your abhorrent deliberate false statement — that I, as a son, am legally prohibited from viewing my own mother's remains — constitutes extreme and outrageous conduct exceeding all bounds of decency in a civilized society! This is unheard of and necessitates immediate rectification! Your intentional deception ________________, was clearly designed to intimidate me and deprive me of my fundamental right to see my mother’s body — to confirm it is her first of all, and while disagreement with my siblings on final graceful disposition of our mothers remains is being brought to unified agreement of all aforementioned parties thereto ________________ while I on my end with my team, explore burial options to give my mother a well deserved burial after full autopsy is completed following transfer of my mothers remains to another location specializing in board certified pathology procedures.
B. Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress (NIED)
Meanwhile ________________, California Supreme Court has expressly held that family members may recover damages for emotional distress they suffer if remains are negligently or intentionally mishandled. Christensen v. Superior Court, 54 Cal.3d 868, 820 P.2d 181 (1991). As the Court stated:
"Those family members may recover damages for the emotional distress they suffer if remains are negligently or intentionally mishandled, and that if the mishandling is intentional all family members and close friends of the deceased may do so."
The Court further held that the class of persons who may recover for emotional distress negligently caused by funeral-related defendants is not limited to those who have the statutory right to control disposition. Id. at 54 Cal.3d 868. I am precisely the type of close family member to whom the duty is owed — a surviving adult child who was aware that funeral and/or crematory services were being performed, and on whose behalf or for whose benefit the services were rendered.
C. Negligent Mishandling of a Corpse
Furthermore - ________________; California recognizes a distinct cause of action for negligent mishandling of a corpse, as established in Quesada v. Oak Hill Improvement Co., 213 Cal.App.3d 596, 261 Cal.Rptr. 769 (1989). In Quesada, the court held that plaintiffs who have not suffered physical injury may recover damages for emotional distress that arises from the negligent mishandling of a corpse. See also Christensen, 54 Cal.3d 868. Your refusal to allow me to view my mother's remains — coupled with your intentional false statement that I have no legal right to do so because your facility never allows even brief viewings— constitutes a negligent and intentional mishandling of her remains.
D. Interference with Quasi-Property Rights
Your conduct ________________, also constitutes an unlawful interference with my common law quasi-property rights in my mother's remains. Enos v. Snyder, 131 Cal. 68. ________________, damages for emotional distress are recoverable when a defendant's conduct invades an interest protected by an established duty in tort. Marchand v. Superior Court (Sutter Community Hosp.) (holding that damages for serious emotional distress may be recovered when that harm "naturally ensues" from acts which invade an interest protected by an established duty in tort). I am so harmed and aggrieved that it is a toss of the coin whether
X. DAMAGES SOUGHT
If I am not immediately allowed to briefly see my mothers remains, ________________ you leave me no other alternative but to to immediately seek the following categories of damages:
1. Compensatory Damages for emotional distress, mental anguish, grief, anxiety, shock, humiliation, and suffering — all recognized as non-economic losses under California Civil Code § 1431.2(b)(2) , which defines non-economic damages as "subjective, nonmonetary losses including, but not limited to, pain, suffering, inconvenience, mental suffering, emotional distress, loss of society and companionship, loss of consortium, injury to reputation and humiliation."
2. Then ________________, also “Punitive Damages” under California Civil Code § 3294 for “oppression,” fraud, and malice, given your intentional misrepresentation and your Corporations documented history of deceptive practices.
Moreover - ________________; Punitive damages may be available when a funeral home's actions are intentional or reckless.
1. Statutory Penalties under Business and Professions Code § 17206 (up to $2,500 per violation of the Unfair Competition Law) and § 17536 (up to $2,500 per violation of the False Advertising Law).
2. Recouping My Attorney's Fees and Costs as permitted by law.
________________, I remind you that California juries have awarded substantial damages in similar cases involving emotional distress from mishandling of remains. In one case, a jury awarded a 67-year-old man $1 million in damages for emotional distress when a mortuary switched his wife's body for the viewing and this in-part is one of the reasons I need to view my mothers body to verify that her true remains are indeed in your custodial care. Jury members in California are comprised of wise men and women who find this kind of fraudulent conduct abhorrent because a mother is sacred and not your Corporations toy so you don’t get to weaponize the fact that you are holding her remains, to suit any ulterior motives of another!
XI. STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS NOTICE
Also be advised that claims for intentional infliction of emotional distress are subject to a two-year statute of limitations under California Code of Civil Procedure § 335.1. See Pugliese v. Superior Court, 146 Cal.App.4th 1444, 1450 (2007). Claims for negligent infliction of emotional distress are also subject to a two-year statute of limitations. I am hereby preserving all such claim RIGHTS under the law and will pursue them to the fullest extent permitted by California State Law, unless you “immediately” take corrective measures to rectify intentional fraud you have purported thus far by REFUSING to allow me to even identify her remains!
XII. FORMAL DEMANDS
I hereby DEMAND that you at once;
1. Schedule an immediate in-person viewing of my mother's remains at your facility within the next 48 hours stead of imposing your 48 hour cremation ultimatum and unless you rescind, I assure that all enforcement agencies and legal remedies will be brought to review your yet another case of intentional fraud purported by you…
2. Confirm in writing that no embalming is required for this viewing, as refrigeration is a legally acceptable alternative under California law;
3. Provide me with the location, date, and time of the scheduled viewing;
4. Cease and desist from making false representations to me or any family member regarding my or their legal rights;
5. Provide a written retraction of your false statement ________________, that "a son cannot view his mother's remains" (I will get to the bottom of this with your too corporate managers, I have their contact info…)
6. Provide a written explanation of the legal basis, if any, for your refusal to permit a son to view his mother's remains — citing specific statutes or regulations — within ______hours.
XIII. CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR NON-COMPLIANCE
If you fail to schedule this viewing within 24 hours, I will:
1. File a formal complaint with the California ____________for violations of 16 CCR § 1221(a) , Health and Safety Code § 7100(a)(3) , and deceptive practices under Business and Professions Code §§ 17200, 17500, and 7635;
2. File a complaint with the California Attorney General's Office regarding your continued deceptive practices, noting your company's documented history of enforcement actions;
3. Seek emergency injunctive relief from the Superior Court of California to: (a) prevent cremation until I have had the opportunity to view my mother's remains; and (b) compel your facility to grant me access to view my mother's remains;
4. File a civil lawsuit against ________________ asserting claims for: Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress; Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress; Negligent Mishandling of a Corpse (Quesada v. Oak Hill Improvement Co.); Interference with Quasi-Property Rights (Enos v. Snyder); Violations of the Unfair Competition Law (Bus. & Prof. Code § 17200); Violations of the False Advertising Law (Bus. & Prof. Code § 17500); Violations of Business and Professions Code § 7635 (deceptive practices by funeral directors);
5. Seek compensatory damages for emotional distress, mental anguish, grief, anxiety, shock, humiliation, and suffering;
6. Seek punitive damages under Civil Code § 3294 for oppression, fraud, and malice;
7. Seek statutory penalties under Business and Professions Code §§ 17206 and 17536;
8. Seek all available legal remedies, including damages for intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligent infliction of emotional distress, and interference with quasi-property rights.
XIV. CONCLUSION
I am asserting my lawful rights under:
California Health and Safety Code § 7100(a)(3) (right to control disposition); California Code of Regulations, Title 16, § 1221(a) (express exception for authorized family members); Enos v. Snyder, 131 Cal. 68 (common law quasi-property right); Christensen v. Superior Court, 54 Cal.3d 868, 820 P.2d 181 (1991) (emotional distress damages for mishandling of remains); Quesada v. Oak Hill Improvement Co. , 213 Cal.App.3d 596, 261 Cal.Rptr. 769 (1989) (negligent mishandling of a corpse); Alcorn v. Anbro Engineering, Inc. , 2 Cal.3d 493, 468 P.2d 216 (1970) (intentional infliction of emotional distress); Business and Professions Code § 7712.7 (crematory viewing disclosure); Business and Professions Code § 17200 (Unfair Competition Law); Business and Professions Code § 17500 (False Advertising Law); Business and Professions Code § 7635 (prohibition on deceptive practices by funeral directors); California Civil Code § 1431.2(b)(2) (non-economic damages including emotional distress); California Civil Code § 3294 (punitive damages); California Code of Civil Procedure § 335.1 (two-year statute of limitations for emotional distress claims).
Your blanket denial of my right to view my mother's remains is legally unsupported, constitutes a deceptive practice, and has caused me severe emotional distress. I expect written confirmation of my scheduled viewing within 24 hours.
I take your unlawful blatant disregard for California State Law which Governs your business operations in this State, and your outright refusal to be allowed to briefly view my mothers remains to identify her conclusively, very seriously and you can rest assured that California State laws which GOVERN your business operations CANNOT BE CREMATED!
My regards to your Corporate policy, cause it’s about to get cremated by the State Attorney General’s Office…
Cremations are costly, mandatory compliance is free…
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Sign here fuckhead
Your full contact info here
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FOOTNOTE – PRIOR ENFORCEMENT ACTIONS AGAINST ________________
The following prior enforcement actions are noted for the record:
1. December ___-_____ – Enforcement Action Filed (California Attorney General & District Attorneys of ): The People of the State of California filed an enforcement action against ________________ (), doing business as ________________ and ________________, alleging violations of the Unfair Competition Law (UCL) and False Advertising Law (FAL). The lawsuit alleged that ________________ pocketed approximately $150 million that should have been held in trust for prepaid cremation customers, deceptively steered 99% of customers to its Standard Plan, falsely claimed to use its own crematoriums when it actually contracted with others, and illegally accelerated payments. See People v. , No. ________________ ( Super. Ct. filed Dec. 2, 2019).
2. January, _____ – Regulatory Citation (Cemetery and Funeral Bureau): The California Cemetery and Funeral Bureau issued a Notice of Citation and Assessment of Fine against ________________ (________________) for violation of California Code of Regulations § 1277.5, specifically failure to fully execute the Disclosure of Preneed Funeral Agreement form for multiple decedents. Fine amount: $_____. See Citation No. ________________ (date here bitch).
3. May 1, 2024 – $23 Million Settlement (California Attorney General Bonta): Attorney General Rob Bonta, along with the District Attorneys of ________________, ________________, and ________________, announced a settlement with ________________ resolving the 2020enforcement action. ________________ agreed to pay $25million in civil penalties and full consumer restitution. The settlement resolved allegations that ________________ violated the UCL and FAL through "pervasive price manipulation and deceptive marketing" affecting all consumer negotiations and contracts for pre-need services. The stipulated judgment was entered on May 2, 2024. See People v. , Stipulated Judgment (fmdate here)
4. Additional Context – Class Action Settlement (November 18, 2019): A federal class action against ________________, ________________, and ________________ was granted final approval on ____—-, with a settlement amount of $___________ resolving claims brought by independent sales representatives in California. See Romano v. ________________, No. ________________ (C.D. Cal).
So DUH’ FUCK, is all THIS?
Well, I am her son so my VERY FIRST TASK is to PoSiTiVeLy IDENTIFY my mothers body. That’s essential so absolutely PIVOTAL if not IMPERATIVE so I can move MY INVESTIGATION forward, cause until I do this, I can only PRESUME that she is dead, and would not go beyond that assumption.
The law, is clear, so luckily inn regards to these issues, Sacramento did a helluvuh fine job CoDiFyInG Statutes which GOVERN these stupid Crematorium fuckers whose IQ is just a bitch above their dearly departed CLIENTS physical state, not questioning what it was prior but I am certain that in their day they were wise men and women — for the most part…
Muh?
All their actions thus far have been to eliminate my mothers body in expedited hurry and have been erecting barriers to impede even a Basic fact finding investigation so at this juncture is full throttle forward just as I outlined in aforementioned documents…
School in session my fuckin BUTTches!
Is litigation my forte?
No slouch but I prefer amicable solutions — however; with soo many idiots THROUGHOUT USA suffering from GENETIC RETARDATION, it is becoming prevalent in American society…
Usefulness of being extremely legally savvy?
It certainly is beneficial in being well versed in legal matters, for example, in USA there is a rising Judicial tide against social media companies and I actually operate two one of which is this one, so because social media companies can be deemed a "public nuisance"because Courts have deemed that children when allowed on adult themed platforms like Facebook are subjected to psychological harm and sexual exploitation of children so in terms of the internet as a whole" and into the real world, I have always held a firm viewpoint that social media can create a societal burden on underage children, and even their families, in their schools can amplify “peer pressure,” and some of its victims end up at hospitals while others get referred to law enforcement, so for a long time (two decades almost) I have been a staunch advocate of completely blocking out minors from opening accounts on any of my social networks..
Brats not allowed, ANYWHERE near here!
That also keeps the perverts out because the object of their obsession for strict sexual gratification are minors and absent that enemy they go elsewhere..
Good riddance!
But it’s not my job to be their fuckin half assed brain dead parent, can’t blame social media for fuckup parenting!
But how efficient is my litigation setup?
Well, Incan sue anyone within an hour and file it in your LOCAL JURISDICTION in seconds! And then have your filthy fuckin ass SERVED with my papers within 120 minutes?
How’s that shit?
I am my own attorney and make those cocksuckers look like Schmicks — other best fuckin day!
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Book a Mortician – locate and schedule a licensed, local embalmer or mortuary technician who specialises in the religious or cosmetic preparations you require.
Cultural Ritual Packages – arrange for Tahara, Ghusl, or other sacred washing and shrouding ceremonies with practitioners who know your traditions. Or any other..
Ceremony Planning, Effortlessly;
Musician & Officiant Booking – browse profiles, listen to samples, and book live musicians and celebrants that match the tone and faith of your farewell.
Intelligent Ceremony Builder – Rebecca assembles a seamless timeline of music, readings, and moments, then prints elegant programs for guests.
Global Live-Streaming – invite distant loved ones to attend the service virtually with a private, password-protected stream that automatically records a keepsake video live streamed right in my platform either one to all or only those you allow!
Lifelong Memorialisation & Healing;
Living Digital Memorial – a permanent, beautiful online space where stories, photos, and voice recordings of your loved one are preserved and shared before and after funeral so you can visit anytime and even schedule remote gatherings from around the world weekly, monthly, annually, whenever!
AI-Assisted Obituary – draft a heartfelt, publication-ready obituary in seconds, in any tone from traditional to celebratory.
Voice & Music Legacies – create a lasting voice message or a custom-composed memorial melody that captures the spirit of the person you miss.
Aftercare That Never Leaves;
EverCompanion Grief Support – gentle, private check-ins and research-backed activities that support you through the first year and beyond, with an option to connect to a human therapist when needed. Virtual assistant Rebecca will always be there for you whenever you need her!
Anniversary & Remembrance Tools – my platform remembers the dates that matter and suggests meaningful ways to honour them, year after year — forever and ever!
For Professionals & Businesses;
Global Pathologist & Funeral Home Listings – get discovered by families in need, manage your availability, and receive bookings directly through my platform which I engineered from scratch!
Enterprise Case Management – law firms, insurance companies, and repatriation agencies can coordinate multiple death cases across borders with a unified, secure dashboard…
There will also be seamless merch design and order page with USA, Canada, Australia, and entire EU for starters so you can remember your loved one with their image on T-Shitts, sweatshirts, sweatpants, keychains, mugs, men’s underwear, ladies underwear, baseball caps, hats, ceramic plates, you name it!
But Rebecca, will be your personal farewell concierge; one-tap triage; auto-generated death registration papers in 180 + Countries, jurisdiction-smart forms, multi-language document support, AI SuperExam immediate visual body check,
instant preliminary report, seamless full pathologist booking upgrade & board-certified pathologist booking, remote second opinions, cremation on demand, live ash return tracking, cemetery plot marketplace, global casket & urn showroom, custom tombstone designer, memorial jewellery & keepsakes, book a mortician, cultural ritual packages; musician & officiant booking, intelligent ceremony builde, global live-streaming, living digital memorial, AI-assisted obituary, voice & music legacies, EverCompanion grief support, anniversary & remembrance tools, professional provider listings, enterprise case management dashboard and don’t forget to designate “legacy contact” so that your account can be grandfathered to your loved one without probate Court drama!
There will be way more, this is just version 1.0….
Worth a mention that unlike all my other sites and everyone else’s, on this platform of mine there will be no pressure to register, enter your email, and all that stupid crap but the way I engineered it is to gradually WALK the end user in and not cause them any discomfort while doing so because this site I strictly engineered for them, not for me…
Also, I am engineering the very first of its kind, Ai AUTOPSY
by my SicarioAi and ultimately, it will also do body fluid sample analysis which for the time being my company will do by mail once through special shatterproof packages I manufacture, and will also be able through my proprietary robotics engineering, to perform full autopsy!
To honor my beloved late mother whom my sworn American g-fag stalker agent enemies and their accomplices after the fact killed, virtual assistant will be called Rebecca and will look and sound just like she did…
My NEVER BEFORE CUTTING EDGE AI Autopsy on demand platform will also feature AI-enhanced hematology/digital morphology analyzers that use imaging + AI for cell classification, along with research-oriented tools for virtual staining and forensic analysis.
My SicarioAI applications in pathology and forensics (e.g., virtual histological staining of autopsy tissue, my SicarioAI-assisted cause-of-death analysis, digital blood smear morphology) will be my active research/clinical areas, and will be for now limited to software, VR imaging systems and my specialized lab platforms rather than simple off-the-shelf “autopsy robots” that I WILL engineer and develop from scratch and this is consistent with my robotics engineering because I have been developing prosthetics for TWO DECADES so cakewalk to merge my Ai with robotics…
Furthermore; these will be medical/forensic devices — amd there will be local import regulations in your country even after they pass all U.S. regulations, get certifications, because every country and Jurisdiction has professional licensing requirements, and there will remain to be validation needs in your country until my full regulatory compliance as a supplier is met in full.
Speaking of my American enemy stalker terrorist agent and cunt g-fag agents, if their American agent stalkers still terrorize me with high powered microwave energy weapons, clearly they’re dead set on their terrorist acts, how exactly would they not be willing to place a pillow over my late mother face and cause her to have a respiratory event that kills her? What am I a fuckin retard? Not in your Lifetime! Clearly she was their target and an easy mark at that and I want to remind my American stalker agent g-fags, cunts, and all their accomplices and collaborators not to bitch pitch me their g-fag 9UTY unless they wanna be at the morgue laid out the same way they laid out my beloved mother…
This never ever goes away, so go sell your bitches, their tits and their pussy to some dumb fuck cause I ain’t the one! Deploying such dirty stalker agent cunt g-fag tactics is as DESPICABLE as your federal government Agent actions in Minneapolis where YOU slaughtered an unarmed innocent mother called Rene Good by shooting her Mafia style in the back of the head multiple times!
I can only imagine the heinous manner in which your American stalker agent fags and cunts, suffocated my helpless mother in that room which doubled as her torture chamber… Rushing her cremation until I stopped it — in the nick of time yesterday, just before you cremated her…
“What’s the rush you American enemy bitches, she can’t die twice?”
But I understand you stalker agent fags and cunts RUSH to dispose of homicide remains… Don’t wannuh do the time for your homicide crime you g—fag agent stalkers bitches, and your veteran g-faghot’s and cunts so now you assyank’n bullshit laws which pertain to cremation in your Stalkerforniuh;
You want me to cite your own fuckin law to you? Here are the key paperwork deadlines:
YOUR Death Certificate Filing:
Must be filed with the local registrar within 8 calendar days of death, and crucially, it must be filed before any cremation or burial can take place.
Physician's Certification: The attending physician must complete the medical portion of the death certificate within 15 hours of death.
Disposition Permit Issuance: The cremation provider cannot begin until they receive this permit from the state, which typically takes 3 to 5 working days to procure.
Return of Disposition Permit: After the cremation, the permit must be signed, dated, and returned to the local registrar within 10 days.
Scattering Documentation: If scattering ashes, a copy of the completed disposition permit must be provided to the person with disposition rights within 30 days….
Don’t lecture me on cremation laws unless you want them shoved up your fuckin asses — again and AGAIN!
You fuckheads EVER come to me to pitch, 9IG-offer, demand I join your American-NAZI Fourth Reich government, I will slay you where you stand!
As far as me G-fags clock’s; “I’ll even be your grandchildren’s sworn fuckin enemy second your little fuckin bastards turn 18!”
I Stateless Warrior CEKEBRATE DEATHS OF YOUR G-fag soldier fags and cunts z666 DAILY!
The entire World HATES YOU, I’m just one of billions who do!
Am I not the God of Mathematics Science and Physics?
Then I know what awaits you?
“The Earth is round, but your Space Wars are around the corner…”
No?
In 1962 you AmeriKKKan Soace-G-fags detonated a nuclear bomb in orbit during YOUR “Starfish Prime” test and the electromagnetic pulse knocked OUT out several satellites in the days that followed because your dumb g-fags always sucked at both Math and Physics…..
You gave Russians a roadmap to wipeout of your American G-fag stalker Satellites… Even Iranians can RIGHT NOW target your satellites but are way too stupid to figure that out… North Koreans can SPACE-FUCK your entire Sateliite constellations, lol!
What?
Ya’ll signed a “Partial Test Ban Treaty” outlawing such testing in 1964?
Treaties can be broken like American stalker Veterans fuckin stiff neck — in a nanosec!
Again and AGAIN!
lol!
And your Moon CoLoNiZaTiOn?
Lemme clue you in some muh….
If a single kinetic strike could trigger a chain reaction? Space debris colliding with more satellites after explosion which would therefore create more debris — until low Earth orbit becomes an impassable minefield— because a nuclear explosion in space WILL make things even worse and wold prevent access to space for months and even years due to radiation…..
LEO will be turned into a Space Minefield…
You’re soo lucky I ain’t a Russian, Iranian, or Noetth Korean general cause right now Space would be a fuckin minefield!
No?
SATELLITE KILLER - MY BACK OF ENVELOPE QUICKIE CALCULATIONS, IF TODAY AT TIME OF THIS POST?
NORTH KOREAN NUCLEAR DETONATION I ASSUME AT 550KM ALTITUDE WITH MY “STARTING ASSUMPTIONS:”
1 Mt nuclear weapon detonated at 550 km altitude (typical g-fag LEO Satt-Play territory and Elon’s fave spot above Earth…)
Satellite orbital velocity = 7,800 m/s
Relative impact velocity between debris objects = 10,000 m/s
15,700 active satellites currently in orbit (jus’ checked this second as I TRACK THEM ALL!) & 33,000 trackable objects already up there (currently at time of this post as I track THEM LIVE!))
SATELLITE KILL RADIUS?
For a 1 Mt burst in space, the X-ray and EMP kill radius is about 40 km. That's 40,000 meters. so Volume of that kill sphere:
4/3 x pi x (40,000)^3 = 2.68 x 10^14 cubic meters
The orbital shell at 550 km altitude?
Earth radius = 6,371 km
Orbital radius = 6,921 km
Shell thickness = 100 km (approximate band where most LEO sats live like Space cockroaches…)
Volume = 4 x pi x (6,921,000)^2 x 100,000 = 6.02 x 10^19 cubic meters…
Satellite density in that shell?
15,700 / 6.02e19 = 2.61 x 10^-16 satellites per cubic meter
Satellites destroyed in the kill sphere?
2.61e-16 x 2.68e14 = 70 satellites
So the immediate would be about 70 satellites. but DEBRIS GENERATION?
Each destroyed satellite averages 1,000 kg mass.
Total mass destroyed = 70 x 1,000 = 70,000 kg
About 10% becomes trackable fragments (larger than 10 cm):
7,000 kg
If each trackable fragment averages 0.1 kg?
7,000 / 0.1 = 70,000 trackable fragments
The other 90% (63,000 kg) becomes untrackable debris (1 mm to 10 cm) if each averages 0.0001 kg (0.1 gram) 63,000 / 0.0001 = 630,000,000 untrackable fragments, ya’ll dig? So we're adding 70,000 trackable items and 630 million tiny killers!
IMPACT ENERGY?
A 1 gram fragment at 10,000 m/s:
0.5 x 0.001 x (10,000)^2 = 50,000 Joules
That's 50,000 / 4,184,000 = 0.012 kg TNT equivalent
About 12 grams of TNT in a speck of metal…
A 10 cm fragment (about 1 kg) at same speed?
0.5 x 1 x (10,000)^2 = 50,000,000 Joules
That's 50,000,000 / 4,184,000 = 12 kg TNT equivalent
A hand grenade's worth of energy per softball-sized piece…
MY CASCADE PROBABILITY CALCULATION?
New total trackable objects = 33,000 + 70,000 = 103,000
I assume each object has collision cross-section of 0.785 m^2 (1 meter diameter), total cross-section = 103,000 x 0.785 = 80,855 m^2, bject density = 103,000 / 6.02e19 = 1.71 x 10^-15 objects per m^3, collision rate = cross-section x relative velocity x density
= 80,855 x 10,000 x 1.71e-15 = 1.38 x 10^-6 collisions per second!!!! That's 0.119 collisions per day, or about 1 collision every 8.4 days… Starting from 103,000 objects, to reach 1,000,000 objects (cascade threshold):
Doublings needed = log2(1,000,000/103,000) = log2(9.71) = 3.28 doublings, at one new collision every 8 days, and each collision adding fragments, the cascade could begin within months. Once started, it's exponential!!!!!!!
RADIATION BELT ENHANCEMENT
Starfish Prime (1962) was 1.4 Mt at 400 km, I just verified this second… It created a radiation belt that lasted years and damaged several satellites… Scaling to 1 Mt at 550 km? Fluence = 1e12 electrons/cm^2 x (1.0/1.4) = 7.14 x 10^11 electrons/cm^2, I will assume 30% of yield energy goes to trapped radiation:
0.30 x 4.184e15 = 1.255e15 Joules…
Average electron energy = 1 MeV = 1.602e-13 Joules
Total electrons injected = 1.255e15 / 1.602e-13 = 7.84 x 10^27 electrons…
If distributed over 1e18 m^3 volume?
Density = 7.84e27 / 1e18 = 7.84 x 10^9 electrons per m^3
Dose rate to a satellite passing through?
7.84e9 x 10,000 x 2.4e-10 = 18.8 Gy per second
If satellite spends 600 seconds in the belt per orbit?
Dose per orbit = 18.8 x 600 = 11,280 Gy
Typical satellite electronics fail at 1,000 Gy.
Failure occurs in about 8 minutes of exposure.
ORBITAL DECAY - HOW LONG DEBRIS STAYS UP?
At 550 km, atmospheric density = 1.0 x 10^-12 kg/m^3
For a 1 gram fragment (A = 0.1 m^2, Cd = 2.2):
Drag force = 0.5 x 1e-12 x (7,800)^2 x 2.2 x 0.1 = 6.69 x 10^-6 N
Deceleration = 6.69e-6 / 0.001 = 0.00669 m/s^2
Decay time = 7,800 / 0.00669 = 1.165e6 seconds = 13.5 days
For a 10 cm fragment (1 kg, A = 0.1 m^2):
Deceleration = 6.69e-6 / 1.0 = 6.69e-6 m/s^2
Decay time = 7,800 / 6.69e-6 = 1.165e9 seconds = 36.9 years
For a 1 meter fragment (100 kg, A = 1.0 m^2):
Drag force = 0.5 x 1e-12 x 60,840,000 x 2.2 x 1.0 = 6.69e-5 N
Deceleration = 6.69e-5 / 100 = 6.69e-7 m/s^2
Decay time = 7,800 / 6.69e-7 = 1.165e10 seconds = 369.4 years
So small stuff falls in weeks, but larger debris stays for centuries!
IMPACT PROBABILITY - CURRENT SATELLITES?
Total threat cross-section from generated debris?
Trackable: 70,000 x 0.01 = 700 m^2 (10 cm average)
Untrackable: 630,000,000 x 0.0001 = 63,000 m^2 (1 mm average)
My Total = 63,700 m^2
Probability per satellite per orbit = 63,700 / 6.02e19 = 1.06 x 10^-15
Orbits per year = 365.25 x 24 x 60 / 93 minutes = 5,655
For all 15,700 satellites?
Annual probability = 1.06e-15 x 5,655 x 15,700 = 9.39 x 10^-8
That's 1 in 10 million per year if evenly distributed….. But debris forms bands and clouds. Local density can be 50x higher.
Effective annual probability = 9.39e-8 x 50 = 4.70 x 10^-6
That's about 1 in 213,000 per year…
Not huge for a single satellite. But there are thousands and the cascade makes it worse with each collision….
MY FINAL NUMBERS?
Immediate satellites killed: 70
Trackable fragments added: 70,000
Untrackable fragments added: 630,000,000
Time to first collision: 8.4 days
Time for large debris to deorbit: 370 years
Annual impact risk (all satellites): 1 in 213,000
That's my math, so it's not if, but it's when…..
On Earth, you gottuh have Satellite alternatives folks, cause them suckers will be the first target in upcoming Space Wars…
*My funeral platform does not cover Satellites, sorry NOT; “but I toast to your American soldier stalker corpses in ‘n outtuh Soace — again and AGAIN!”
And now, I will reveal how to legally halt cremation of your mother/ father, while having your stupid fuck brother/sinking, whoever signed the contract — pay for corpse storage, and how to be a total dick — legally while halting all they want..
on top list parent corp, and all the way down to entity you are addressing they kno’ you’z 360 infuh’d!
Fill in blanks and fuck their skanks while you bleed their payment banks!
Via-Email for Urgency Purposes…
To: _________CORP.
Attn: Officers, Directors, and Registered Agent
(FULL ADDRESS)
and
Crematorium Biz name
(Funeral Establishment License No. #FD _ _ _ _)
Attn: Officers, Directors, and Managing Agents
(FULL ADDRESS)
and
Crematorium Biz name, Inc.
Attn: Officers and Directors
Buck Fuck _________, President
c/o PUSSY CORP. / AMERICAN pussy Society of ________ County
(FULL ADDRESS)
and
Anus FuckisOn, Director
c/o Pussy CORP. / American Pussy Society of Pussy County
(FULL ADDRESS)
Re: Formal Objection to Cremation – ___________ _________
File/Reference No. (UNKNOWN)
CC: carbon kkkopy enforcement agency direkkktly
To Whom It May Concern:
I, _________ ____________, am a surviving competent adult child of the decedent, _________ ____________ . I am writing to formally object to the cremation of my mother, which I understand is being arranged by my asshole stupid fuck brother, _________ ____________,, through your facility. This letter serves as my formal legal objection and demand that you immediately halt all cremation preparations.
I. LEGAL AUTHORITY TO CONTROL DISPOSITION – OBJECTION UNDER § 7100(a)
California Health and Safety Code § 7100(a) establishes a strict priority order for the right to control disposition of a decedent's remains. The statute provides that where there is more than one competent adult child, the majority of surviving competent adult children must agree to control disposition. See Cal. Health & Safety Code § 7100(a)(3).
I am a surviving competent adult child. My brother, _________ ____________,, is also a surviving competent adult child. Because there is more than one competent adult child, the majority must agree. I am formally placing you on notice that I oppose my mother's cremation.
Under § 7100(a)(3), less than the majority of surviving competent adult children may only proceed if they have:
(1) used reasonable efforts to notify all other surviving competent adult children of their instructions; and;
(2) are not aware of any opposition to those instructions by the majority of all surviving competent adult children.
Because I have formally opposed the cremation, my brother cannot satisfy the second prerequisite. He lacks unilateral legal authority to authorize cremation.
Furthermore, under Cal. Health & Safety Code § 7111, a crematory may perform cremation only:
"upon the receipt of a written authorization of a person representing himself or herself to be a person having the right to control the disposition of the remains pursuant to Section 7100."
Because my brother does not have authority under § 7100 (given my formal opposition), any authorization he has provided is legally insufficient. Your crematory may not lawfully proceed.
II. REQUEST FOR DELAY TO PERMIT AUTOPSY AND BURIAL ARRANGEMENTS
I am actively pursuing:
1. Arrangements for an autopsy to determine the full circumstances surrounding my mother's death;
2. Burial options as an alternative to cremation, which require additional time to investigate and secure. It will NOT BE 48 HOUR ULTIMATUM _________ ____________, HAS GIVEN ME!
These are lawful and reasonable steps that take time. California law does not mandate cremation within any fixed timeframe, despite _________ ____________, false claims and assertions. While Title 16, California Code of Regulations, Division 12 requires that unembalmed remains be refrigerated if held longer than 24 hours, this is a preservation requirement—not a deadline for cremation. Your facility is legally obligated to preserve my mother’s remains during this reasonable period while I exercise my legal rights.
III. NON-LIABILITY FOR STORAGE OR OTHER CHARGES
I did not sign any contract, authorization, or agreement with Neptune Society. My stuoid fu m brother, _________ ____________,, signed any such documents.
Under California Health and Safety Code § 7110:
"Any person signing any authorization for the interment or cremation of any remains warrants the truthfulness of any fact set forth in the authorization, the identity of the person whose remains are sought to be interred or cremated, and his or her authority to order interment or cremation. He or she is personally liable for all damage occasioned by or resulting from breach of such warranty."
Because I have formally objected, any warranty my brother made regarding his authority is false. My brother—not I—bears sole personal liability for any and all costs, damages, or penalties resulting from an unauthorized cremation.
Additionally, under § 7100(a) , the duty of disposition and liability for the reasonable cost of disposition devolves upon the person(s) with the right to control disposition. Because I do not consent to cremation, I have not assumed, and am not liable for, any costs associated with this unauthorized disposition. I am not a party to any contract with _________ ____________, and therefore cannot be held personally liable for storage fees, transportation fees, or any other charges arising from services I did not request or authorize.
Furthermore, the Unfair Competition Law (Bus. & Prof. Code § 17200) and False Advertising Law (Bus. & Prof. Code § 17500) prohibit deceptive business practices. Any attempt to bill me for services I did not authorize would constitute an unfair business practice.
IV. FORMAL DEMANDS
I hereby demand that you:
1. Immediately halt all preparations for cremation of my mother's remains;
2. Confirm in writing within 24 hours that you have received this objection and will not proceed with cremation without either my written consent or a court order;
3. Provide me with a complete copy of any authorization signed by my brother, including all documents referencing the disposition of my mother's remains;
4. Provide me with a written retraction of any false statement that California law required cremation by a specific date;
5. Identify the funeral director who made any such false representation;
6. Provide me with an itemized accounting of all charges incurred to date, including a breakdown of storage fees; and
7. Confirm in writing that I am not personally liable for any charges, as I did not sign any contract or authorization.
V. CONCLUSION
I am exercising my legal rights under California Health and Safety Code §§ 7100, 7110, and 7111, as well as applicable regulations under Title 16 of the California Code of Regulations and Business and Professions Code §§ 17200 and 17500.
Any unauthorized cremation will result in immediate formal complaints to the Cemetery and Funeral Bureau, the California Attorney General's Office, and legal action seeking injunctive relief and damages.
I await your written confirmation within 24 hours.
Feel free to forward my email to your legal representative, but my position is firm.
While I and my team are exploring options, this is where I stand and there will not be any wavering!
Sincerely,
___________
Your name/address/all dat shit..
cc: California enforcement agents
————
(Retrieve prior g-fag enforcement actions against them and footnote that shit…).
FOOTNOTE – PRIOR ENFORCEMENT ACTIONS AGAINST _________ ____________,;
The following prior enforcement actions are noted for the record:
1. (Date) – Enforcement Action Filed (California Attorney General & District Attorneys of Alameda, Marin, and San Francisco) : The People of the State of California filed an enforcement action against _________ ____________, doing business as Pussy Society and Dumb Fuck Society, alleging violations of the Unfair Competition Law (UCL) and False Advertising Law (FAL). The lawsuit alleged that _________ ____________, pocketed approximately $100 million that should have been held in trust for prepaid cremation customers, deceptively steered 99% of customers to its Standard Plan, falsely claimed to use its own crematoriums when it actually contracted with others, and illegally accelerated payments. See People v. _________ ____________, Int'l, No. _________ ____________, (_________ ____________,).
2. February _________ ____________, – Regulatory Citation (Cemetery and Funeral Bureau) : The California Cemetery and Funeral Bureau issued a Notice of Citation and Assessment of Fine against Old American Fussy Society (FD _ _ _ _) for violation of California Code of Regulations § 1277.5, specifically failure to fully execute the Disclosure of Preneed Funeral Agreement form for multiple decedents. Fine amount: $_____. See Citation No. IC _________ ____________,
3. _________ ____________, – $25 Million Settlement (California Attorney General Bonta) : Attorney General Rob Bonta, along with the District Attorneys of Alameda, Marin, and San Francisco, announced a settlement with _________ ____________, resolving the _________ ____________, enforcement action. SCI agreed to pay $25 million in civil penalties and full consumer restitution. The settlement resolved allegations that _________ ____________, violated the UCL and FAL through "pervasive price manipulation and deceptive marketing" affecting all consumer negotiations and contracts for pre-need services. The stipulated judgment was entered on _________ ____________,. See People v. _________ ____________,
4. Additional Context – Class Action Settlement (November _________ ____________,) : A federal class action against Pussy Society of America, and Corpse Missmanagement Corp. was granted final approval on _________ ____________, 9, with a settlement amount of _________ ____________, resolving claims brought by independent sales representatives in California. See _________ ____________,
See what happens to dumb bitches named Jewlie when the impose a 48 hour cremation ULTIMATUM on me?
Now I’m a CREMATE YOUR FUCKIN CUNT ASSHOLES!
Take a couple of hours to cremate you right…
You’z feel’n my hot dick up your asses yet?
My “MO?”
Delay…
Delay…
And fuck stupid fucks away, every day!
What if they get a high priced attorney?
I hope they do…
Cause I know their own fuckin law, better than any of em!
Gonnuh be a humiliation they will never forget and their attorney gonnuh be git’n an asshole strech till it’s the size of fuckin Alaska so dress warm mother fuckers!
But my hot dick stays up their ass!
And what do you draft and email their designated funeral director if they refuse to allow you to identify your mothers remains?
Send them this;
Delivery Method: VIA EMAIL — DUE TO URGENCY…
To: ________________
Attn: Officers, Directors, and Registered Agent
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and;
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(Funeral Establishment License No. #________________)
Attn: Officers, Directors, and Managing Agents
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and;
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Attn: Officers and Directors
and;
________________, President
c/o ________________ / ________________
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and;
________________, Director
c/o ________________ / ________________
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Re: FORMAL DEMAND FOR IN-PERSON VIEWING OF DECEDENT'S REMAINS – ________________
File/Reference No.: (Still Unknown at This Time)
CC: Gov agency dat git sum oversight by their name and their enforcement email address POINT OF KKKKKKKONTAKKKKKT
SORRY i spell
Like shit
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To “________________” & Whom It May Concern:
While you and your legal representatives are mentally “processing” my previous legal email, I remind you again that I ________________, being a “bona-fide” surviving competent adult child of my late biological mother, ________________, and this letter serves as my formal, unequivocal legal demand to view my mother's remains in person — while issue of my mothers burial method is in contention with my siblings..
________________, again I reiterate that by California State Law, there cannot not be any cremation or other disposition of my late mother ________________’s body, and I as her son, under California State law — which I will define in great detail below — must be allowed to see my mother’s remains to briefly verify her identity in-person. This is a normal procedure very common in homicide cases so because you are adamantly resisting I am going to cite the Laws of the State of California ________________ which you and your business operations MUST abide by whether you like it or not because your lawful compliance is NOT OPTIONAL, it is MANDATORY.
It is troubling that you as ________________ representative (funeral director…) ________________, intentionally made a false and legally unsupported statement that "a son cannot view his mother's remains" at your facility because your corporate policy does not allow that, despite the fact that it runs CONTRARY to the Laws of the State of California, and guess what? You’re breaking the law intentionally disseminating missinformation based on absolute lies! And I and the government oversight body which ENFORCES your conduct, have a problem with that ________________…
Your intentional misrepresentation while stating that I cannot see my mothers body is false ________________, and it constitutes a deceptive practice under California law, therefore being unlawful, it will not be tolerated due to the fact that your corporate policy and practice runs contrary to California State Law but not to worry, I will clarify to your legal team why miss information when intentional constitutes outright fraud upon a consumer such as myself and clarify what remedial actions I have to counter being deliberately defrauded, by you in this matter, again and again.
Furthermore; At this time, I have to address this matter through escalation to the government oversight body which is tasked with enforcement of laws and this in order to rectify your blatant disregard for laws, and to hold your fraudulent business practices accountable for your purported fraud stating that I will under no circumstances be allowed to see my mother’s body to verify her identity.
This in addition to contemplating any civil action which may arise out of your fraudulent practices which are well known to governing body tasked with your oversight in California and I enclosed in the footer section of this email to serve as record of prior consumer fraud purported by your corporation. (See Footnotes…)
I. STATUTORY RIGHT TO CONTROL DISPOSITION – HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE § 7100
Furthermore; California Health and Safety Code § 7100(a) establishes a strict priority order for the right to control disposition of a decedent's remains:
"(a) The right to control the disposition of the remains of a deceased person, the location and conditions of interment, and arrangements for funeral goods and services to be provided, unless other directions have been given by the decedent pursuant to Section 7100.1, vests in, and the duty of disposition and the liability for the reasonable cost of disposition of the remains devolves upon, the following in the order named:"
The statute further provides:
"(3) The sole surviving competent adult child of the decedent or, if there is more than one competent adult child of the decedent, the majority of the surviving competent adult children."
Again, I reiterate that a bona fide surviving competent adult child such as myself, under California State laws which GOVERN your policies, conduct, business practices, and supersede your corporate policy, and clarify that under California law I possess the statutory right to control the disposition of my mother's remains and that includes the location and conditions of any viewing or other arrangements. Therefore, your own as well as your facility's blanket denial of my right to view my mother's remains constitutes a direct violation of my statutory rights under § 7100(a)(3). But not to worry, I will address this issue through proper government channels and if your refusal is obnoxious in continuance without ceasing, State of California Governing Body enforcement arm will CREMATE THIS BLANKET and I sincerely doubt that it will take a couple of hours, like human remains by comparison.
II. EXPRESS EXCEPTION FOR AUTHORIZED FAMILY VIEWING – 16 CCR § 1221(a)
California Code of Regulations, Title 16, Division 12, Section 1221(a) governs the privacy of preparation and storage rooms. Critically, the regulation contains an express exception for authorized family members:
"(a) The care and preparation for burial or other disposition of all human remains shall be strictly private, and no one shall be allowed in the embalming or storage room while human remains are being embalmed or prepared for disposition, except the licensed funeral director and his or her duly authorized officers and/or employees, licensed embalmers and their duly registered apprentices, instructors and their students from accredited mortuary science programs approved by the bureau, and public officials in the discharge of their duties; provided, that this rule shall not apply to persons who have been authorized by the person with the right to control disposition pursuant to section 7100 of the Health and Safety Code. "
Again ________________, I reiterate that as a surviving competent adult child with the right to control disposition under § 7100, I am expressly exempted from this regulation's privacy restrictions. Under California law, which is crystal-clear, your facility has no legal basis to deny my request to view my mother's remains. The regulation explicitly carves out an exception for persons in my exact legal position. Your statement to the contrary is a direct misrepresentation of California law and there are plenty of legal venues to address this fraudulent practice by your company inclusive of official government enforcement agencies.
III. VIEWINGS ARE LEGALLY PERMITTED IN CALIFORNIA
Speaking of government oversight of your business operations which has already deemed your conduct FRAUDULENT in their prior actions against you and compelled your Corporation to rectify your past fraudelent actions which are resurfacing again, viewings are legally permitted in California and are regulated by the California Cemetery and Funeral Bureau. Key legal requirements include:
Funeral homes must be licensed by the state. If a viewing takes place more than 24 hours after death, the body must be either embalmed or refrigerated. Embalming is not required in California. Refrigeration is a legal and acceptable alternative.
Families must receive a General Price List (GPL) from the funeral provider, as required by the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) and California law. It is good that your corporation is compliant in this regard so that is not an issue.
Your facility cannot require embalming as a precondition for viewing — refrigeration is a legally sufficient alternative and I mention that beforehand to ensure you don’t try to lie about that as well after I clarify all the rest. Any statement to the contrary is also false and I strongly encourage you to abstain from making any other false statements to avoid enforcement actions by the government because I am keeping notes on all your outright lies!
IV. COMMON LAW QUASI-PROPERTY RIGHT IN DECEDENT'S REMAINS
California courts have long recognized that next of kin possess a temporary, quasi-property right in the body of a deceased person for purposes of burial or other disposition. Kindly have your corporate attorneys see Enos v. Snyder, 131 Cal. 68 (holding that there is a quasi-property right in a deceased's remains for purposes of burial) because clearly ________________, you don’t even know what the Law is!
This quasi-property right includes the right to view and pay final respects to one's loved one. Your facility's arbitrary denial of my right to view my mother's remains constitutes an unlawful interference with my common law quasi-property rights (Kindly consult your attorney ________________ so you understand what that means…) and that is a multi million dollar lawsuit in the making which cannot be cremated ________________! Let me walk you through the body of laws which GOVERN your business practices so that you don’t end up on receiving end of their enforcement arm, again and AGAIN, because judging by a number of cases being brought against your corporation, it is clearly a Serial Fraudster Offender!
V. CREMATORY VIEWING DISCLOSURE REQUIREMENTS – BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONS CODE § 7712.7
While I am not seeking to view the cremation process itself yet, albeit; again I reiterate that I reserve that lawful right in-full, for now I wish to remind you that the California Legislature has expressly recognized the importance of family viewing in the context of cremation and you are clearly ignorant of the law ________________;
"7712.7. Every crematory licensee, who prohibits relatives or the responsible party from viewing the cremation process, shall disclose this fact in writing to the person or persons entitled to custody of the remains prior to the signing of any contract."
This statutory provision demonstrates that the California Legislature:
1. Expressly contemplates that relatives may view the cremation process;
2. Requires written disclosure if viewing is prohibited;
3. Recognizes the fundamental right of relatives to be present during final rites.
If the Legislature mandates disclosure for viewing the cremation process itself, it follows a fortiori that a son has the right to view his mother's uncremated remains for purposes of either a final farewell and or to visually see and or identify her remains, same as in case of a homicide. Again; your facility's blanket prohibition is contrary to the spirit and letter of California law ________________ and as such under the law your intentional misrepresentation of law mandates appropriate legal response so that you may learn that lawful business conduct is MANDATORY NOT OPTIONAL! I’m not a cherry ________________, you don’t get to pick me! And I believe that if you refuse to operate in California in a lawful manner, that privilege should be revoked and your corporation be prohibited from setting foot on California’s sovereign soil. You see ________________, the only option you have, is to conduct your business in a lawful manner because these fraud upon a consumer cannot be cremated!
VI. DECEPTIVE PRACTICES – BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONS CODE §§ 17200 AND 17500
Moreover ________________, your false statement that "a son cannot view his mother's remains" constitutes:
1. Unfair Competition under Business and Professions Code § 17200 (prohibiting any "unlawful, unfair or fraudulent business act or practice");
2. False Advertising under Business and Professions Code § 17500 (prohibiting any "untrue or misleading" statement made in connection with the conduct of a business).
Making a false representation to a family regarding their legal rights constitutes a deceptive business practice subject to civil penalties and regulatory action. Are you aware of that ________________?
I am keeping tabs on absolute lies I am being told by none other than your, and will hold all fraudsters responsible for their actions to the full extent of California State Law which is NOT a rubber band you can stretch to suit unlawful blatantly fraudulent business conduct! Did California Attorney General not clarify that well enough to you and your superiors? Time for a refresher lesson in lawful business practices? California is not Texas so no corporation gets to Yeehaw unlawful conduct and defraud grief stricken consumers out of basic viewing their dearly departed mother. You’re in for a rude awakening in Attorney General’s Hell!
VII. FUNERAL DIRECTOR REGULATION – BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONS CODE §§ 7635 AND 7712.6
Under Business and Professions Code § 7635, funeral directors are prohibited from engaging in misleading or deceptive practices. Your false statement ________________, falls squarely within this prohibition! But there is more ________________… You should be aware of the fact that all intentional violations of § 7635 or § 7712.6 are criminal misdemeanors in California, punishable by jail time and fines. Did I not say. California is not Texas? I assure you no cow dung is allowed to be tracked like mud in these Courts!
Albeit, giving me false statement I aforementioned above reference would likely be addressed through disciplinary action under § 7692.5, but it could also support a criminal charge — if it falls within the broader prohibitions clearly defined by California statutes. So from today ________________, I am not my brother ________________ and lies must STOP because I catch every single deceiver red handed with laser precision. Lies are a terrible way to commence a business relationship and or, to deploy them against loved ones of dearly departed, and despite disagreements and lack of unity amongst my siblings, all correspondence with me must be FACTUAL free of fictional elements and corporate policy stated MUST PARALLEL CALIFORNIA STATE LAWS — not that of any other State.
Additionally, again I take this opportunity to remind you AGAIN that under California’s Business and Professions Code § 7712.6, your crematory may not conduct cremations without a written contract with the person or persons entitled to custody of the remains. Because I am a person entitled to custody under § 7100, and because I have not consented to cremation, any contract signed solely by my brother is “deficient” so as long as you stick with my lawful program here and all these issues will be “LAWFULLY RESOLVED.” I place high value on full lawful cooperation to bring forth a viable solution for all parties involved.
VIII. YOUR BLANKET POLICY DOES NOT SUPERSEDE CALIFORNIA LAW
To RECAP; your facility's “bodybag blanket policy” ________________, against allowing a son to view his mother's remains is:
1. Not supported by ABSOLUTELY ANY State of California statute or regulation;
2. Contrary to the explicit exception in 16 CCR § 1221(a);
3. Inconsistent with the common law quasi-property right recognized in Enos v. Snyder;
4. A violation of Business and Professions Code § 17200 as a deceptive business practice;
5. A violation of Business and Professions Code § 7635 (prohibiting misleading practices by funeral directors).
IX. EMOTIONAL DISTRESS CLAIMS – INTENTIONAL AND NEGLIGENT INFLICTION
Your conduct ________________, has caused and continues to cause me due to the fact that I am denied the right to see my mother, severe emotional distress, anguish, grief, anxiety, and suffering. I hereby reiterate and give formal notice that I intend to pursue all available legal remedies against ________________, including but not limited to claims for:
A. Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress (IIED)
California law has long recognized the right to recover damages for the intentional and unreasonable infliction of mental or emotional distress which results in foreseeable harm to the plaintiff. Alcorn v. Anbro Engineering, Inc., 2 Cal.3d 493, 468 P.2d 216 (1970). The tort of IIED applies to YOUR egregious conduct ________________, and recovery on an IIED theory based on reckless conduct has been allowed in the funeral-related services context. Have your legal counsel see this ________________, Christensen v. Superior Court, 54 Cal.3d 868, 820 P.2d 181 (1991); see also 2 Harper et al., The Law of Torts. And you ________________, stead of handling your business in a lawful manner, are handing out torts like pancakes, but I don’t want to eat your pancakes so I don’t get fat because being overweight is an expressway to Crematorium and I’m not in a rush to get barbecued!
I cannot stress enough ________________ that your abhorrent deliberate false statement — that I, as a son, am legally prohibited from viewing my own mother's remains — constitutes extreme and outrageous conduct exceeding all bounds of decency in a civilized society! This is unheard of and necessitates immediate rectification! Your intentional deception ________________, was clearly designed to intimidate me and deprive me of my fundamental right to see my mother’s body — to confirm it is her first of all, and while disagreement with my siblings on final graceful disposition of our mothers remains is being brought to unified agreement of all aforementioned parties thereto ________________ while I on my end with my team, explore burial options to give my mother a well deserved burial after full autopsy is completed following transfer of my mothers remains to another location specializing in board certified pathology procedures.
B. Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress (NIED)
Meanwhile ________________, California Supreme Court has expressly held that family members may recover damages for emotional distress they suffer if remains are negligently or intentionally mishandled. Christensen v. Superior Court, 54 Cal.3d 868, 820 P.2d 181 (1991). As the Court stated:
"Those family members may recover damages for the emotional distress they suffer if remains are negligently or intentionally mishandled, and that if the mishandling is intentional all family members and close friends of the deceased may do so."
The Court further held that the class of persons who may recover for emotional distress negligently caused by funeral-related defendants is not limited to those who have the statutory right to control disposition. Id. at 54 Cal.3d 868. I am precisely the type of close family member to whom the duty is owed — a surviving adult child who was aware that funeral and/or crematory services were being performed, and on whose behalf or for whose benefit the services were rendered.
C. Negligent Mishandling of a Corpse
Furthermore - ________________; California recognizes a distinct cause of action for negligent mishandling of a corpse, as established in Quesada v. Oak Hill Improvement Co., 213 Cal.App.3d 596, 261 Cal.Rptr. 769 (1989). In Quesada, the court held that plaintiffs who have not suffered physical injury may recover damages for emotional distress that arises from the negligent mishandling of a corpse. See also Christensen, 54 Cal.3d 868. Your refusal to allow me to view my mother's remains — coupled with your intentional false statement that I have no legal right to do so because your facility never allows even brief viewings— constitutes a negligent and intentional mishandling of her remains.
D. Interference with Quasi-Property Rights
Your conduct ________________, also constitutes an unlawful interference with my common law quasi-property rights in my mother's remains. Enos v. Snyder, 131 Cal. 68. ________________, damages for emotional distress are recoverable when a defendant's conduct invades an interest protected by an established duty in tort. Marchand v. Superior Court (Sutter Community Hosp.) (holding that damages for serious emotional distress may be recovered when that harm "naturally ensues" from acts which invade an interest protected by an established duty in tort). I am so harmed and aggrieved that it is a toss of the coin whether
X. DAMAGES SOUGHT
If I am not immediately allowed to briefly see my mothers remains, ________________ you leave me no other alternative but to to immediately seek the following categories of damages:
1. Compensatory Damages for emotional distress, mental anguish, grief, anxiety, shock, humiliation, and suffering — all recognized as non-economic losses under California Civil Code § 1431.2(b)(2) , which defines non-economic damages as "subjective, nonmonetary losses including, but not limited to, pain, suffering, inconvenience, mental suffering, emotional distress, loss of society and companionship, loss of consortium, injury to reputation and humiliation."
2. Then ________________, also “Punitive Damages” under California Civil Code § 3294 for “oppression,” fraud, and malice, given your intentional misrepresentation and your Corporations documented history of deceptive practices.
Moreover - ________________; Punitive damages may be available when a funeral home's actions are intentional or reckless.
1. Statutory Penalties under Business and Professions Code § 17206 (up to $2,500 per violation of the Unfair Competition Law) and § 17536 (up to $2,500 per violation of the False Advertising Law).
2. Recouping My Attorney's Fees and Costs as permitted by law.
________________, I remind you that California juries have awarded substantial damages in similar cases involving emotional distress from mishandling of remains. In one case, a jury awarded a 67-year-old man $1 million in damages for emotional distress when a mortuary switched his wife's body for the viewing and this in-part is one of the reasons I need to view my mothers body to verify that her true remains are indeed in your custodial care. Jury members in California are comprised of wise men and women who find this kind of fraudulent conduct abhorrent because a mother is sacred and not your Corporations toy so you don’t get to weaponize the fact that you are holding her remains, to suit any ulterior motives of another!
XI. STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS NOTICE
Also be advised that claims for intentional infliction of emotional distress are subject to a two-year statute of limitations under California Code of Civil Procedure § 335.1. See Pugliese v. Superior Court, 146 Cal.App.4th 1444, 1450 (2007). Claims for negligent infliction of emotional distress are also subject to a two-year statute of limitations. I am hereby preserving all such claim RIGHTS under the law and will pursue them to the fullest extent permitted by California State Law, unless you “immediately” take corrective measures to rectify intentional fraud you have purported thus far by REFUSING to allow me to even identify her remains!
XII. FORMAL DEMANDS
I hereby DEMAND that you at once;
1. Schedule an immediate in-person viewing of my mother's remains at your facility within the next 48 hours stead of imposing your 48 hour cremation ultimatum and unless you rescind, I assure that all enforcement agencies and legal remedies will be brought to review your yet another case of intentional fraud purported by you…
2. Confirm in writing that no embalming is required for this viewing, as refrigeration is a legally acceptable alternative under California law;
3. Provide me with the location, date, and time of the scheduled viewing;
4. Cease and desist from making false representations to me or any family member regarding my or their legal rights;
5. Provide a written retraction of your false statement ________________, that "a son cannot view his mother's remains" (I will get to the bottom of this with your too corporate managers, I have their contact info…)
6. Provide a written explanation of the legal basis, if any, for your refusal to permit a son to view his mother's remains — citing specific statutes or regulations — within ______hours.
XIII. CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR NON-COMPLIANCE
If you fail to schedule this viewing within 24 hours, I will:
1. File a formal complaint with the California ____________for violations of 16 CCR § 1221(a) , Health and Safety Code § 7100(a)(3) , and deceptive practices under Business and Professions Code §§ 17200, 17500, and 7635;
2. File a complaint with the California Attorney General's Office regarding your continued deceptive practices, noting your company's documented history of enforcement actions;
3. Seek emergency injunctive relief from the Superior Court of California to: (a) prevent cremation until I have had the opportunity to view my mother's remains; and (b) compel your facility to grant me access to view my mother's remains;
4. File a civil lawsuit against ________________ asserting claims for: Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress; Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress; Negligent Mishandling of a Corpse (Quesada v. Oak Hill Improvement Co.); Interference with Quasi-Property Rights (Enos v. Snyder); Violations of the Unfair Competition Law (Bus. & Prof. Code § 17200); Violations of the False Advertising Law (Bus. & Prof. Code § 17500); Violations of Business and Professions Code § 7635 (deceptive practices by funeral directors);
5. Seek compensatory damages for emotional distress, mental anguish, grief, anxiety, shock, humiliation, and suffering;
6. Seek punitive damages under Civil Code § 3294 for oppression, fraud, and malice;
7. Seek statutory penalties under Business and Professions Code §§ 17206 and 17536;
8. Seek all available legal remedies, including damages for intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligent infliction of emotional distress, and interference with quasi-property rights.
XIV. CONCLUSION
I am asserting my lawful rights under:
California Health and Safety Code § 7100(a)(3) (right to control disposition); California Code of Regulations, Title 16, § 1221(a) (express exception for authorized family members); Enos v. Snyder, 131 Cal. 68 (common law quasi-property right); Christensen v. Superior Court, 54 Cal.3d 868, 820 P.2d 181 (1991) (emotional distress damages for mishandling of remains); Quesada v. Oak Hill Improvement Co. , 213 Cal.App.3d 596, 261 Cal.Rptr. 769 (1989) (negligent mishandling of a corpse); Alcorn v. Anbro Engineering, Inc. , 2 Cal.3d 493, 468 P.2d 216 (1970) (intentional infliction of emotional distress); Business and Professions Code § 7712.7 (crematory viewing disclosure); Business and Professions Code § 17200 (Unfair Competition Law); Business and Professions Code § 17500 (False Advertising Law); Business and Professions Code § 7635 (prohibition on deceptive practices by funeral directors); California Civil Code § 1431.2(b)(2) (non-economic damages including emotional distress); California Civil Code § 3294 (punitive damages); California Code of Civil Procedure § 335.1 (two-year statute of limitations for emotional distress claims).
Your blanket denial of my right to view my mother's remains is legally unsupported, constitutes a deceptive practice, and has caused me severe emotional distress. I expect written confirmation of my scheduled viewing within 24 hours.
I take your unlawful blatant disregard for California State Law which Governs your business operations in this State, and your outright refusal to be allowed to briefly view my mothers remains to identify her conclusively, very seriously and you can rest assured that California State laws which GOVERN your business operations CANNOT BE CREMATED!
My regards to your Corporate policy, cause it’s about to get cremated by the State Attorney General’s Office…
Cremations are costly, mandatory compliance is free…
___________________
Sign here fuckhead
Your full contact info here
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FOOTNOTE – PRIOR ENFORCEMENT ACTIONS AGAINST ________________
The following prior enforcement actions are noted for the record:
1. December ___-_____ – Enforcement Action Filed (California Attorney General & District Attorneys of ): The People of the State of California filed an enforcement action against ________________ (), doing business as ________________ and ________________, alleging violations of the Unfair Competition Law (UCL) and False Advertising Law (FAL). The lawsuit alleged that ________________ pocketed approximately $150 million that should have been held in trust for prepaid cremation customers, deceptively steered 99% of customers to its Standard Plan, falsely claimed to use its own crematoriums when it actually contracted with others, and illegally accelerated payments. See People v. , No. ________________ ( Super. Ct. filed Dec. 2, 2019).
2. January, _____ – Regulatory Citation (Cemetery and Funeral Bureau): The California Cemetery and Funeral Bureau issued a Notice of Citation and Assessment of Fine against ________________ (________________) for violation of California Code of Regulations § 1277.5, specifically failure to fully execute the Disclosure of Preneed Funeral Agreement form for multiple decedents. Fine amount: $_____. See Citation No. ________________ (date here bitch).
3. May 1, 2024 – $23 Million Settlement (California Attorney General Bonta): Attorney General Rob Bonta, along with the District Attorneys of ________________, ________________, and ________________, announced a settlement with ________________ resolving the 2020enforcement action. ________________ agreed to pay $25million in civil penalties and full consumer restitution. The settlement resolved allegations that ________________ violated the UCL and FAL through "pervasive price manipulation and deceptive marketing" affecting all consumer negotiations and contracts for pre-need services. The stipulated judgment was entered on May 2, 2024. See People v. , Stipulated Judgment (fmdate here)
4. Additional Context – Class Action Settlement (November 18, 2019): A federal class action against ________________, ________________, and ________________ was granted final approval on ____—-, with a settlement amount of $___________ resolving claims brought by independent sales representatives in California. See Romano v. ________________, No. ________________ (C.D. Cal).
So DUH’ FUCK, is all THIS?
Well, I am her son so my VERY FIRST TASK is to PoSiTiVeLy IDENTIFY my mothers body. That’s essential so absolutely PIVOTAL if not IMPERATIVE so I can move MY INVESTIGATION forward, cause until I do this, I can only PRESUME that she is dead, and would not go beyond that assumption.
The law, is clear, so luckily inn regards to these issues, Sacramento did a helluvuh fine job CoDiFyInG Statutes which GOVERN these stupid Crematorium fuckers whose IQ is just a bitch above their dearly departed CLIENTS physical state, not questioning what it was prior but I am certain that in their day they were wise men and women — for the most part…
Muh?
All their actions thus far have been to eliminate my mothers body in expedited hurry and have been erecting barriers to impede even a Basic fact finding investigation so at this juncture is full throttle forward just as I outlined in aforementioned documents…
School in session my fuckin BUTTches!
Is litigation my forte?
No slouch but I prefer amicable solutions — however; with soo many idiots THROUGHOUT USA suffering from GENETIC RETARDATION, it is becoming prevalent in American society…
Usefulness of being extremely legally savvy?
It certainly is beneficial in being well versed in legal matters, for example, in USA there is a rising Judicial tide against social media companies and I actually operate two one of which is this one, so because social media companies can be deemed a "public nuisance"because Courts have deemed that children when allowed on adult themed platforms like Facebook are subjected to psychological harm and sexual exploitation of children so in terms of the internet as a whole" and into the real world, I have always held a firm viewpoint that social media can create a societal burden on underage children, and even their families, in their schools can amplify “peer pressure,” and some of its victims end up at hospitals while others get referred to law enforcement, so for a long time (two decades almost) I have been a staunch advocate of completely blocking out minors from opening accounts on any of my social networks..
Brats not allowed, ANYWHERE near here!
That also keeps the perverts out because the object of their obsession for strict sexual gratification are minors and absent that enemy they go elsewhere..
Good riddance!
But it’s not my job to be their fuckin half assed brain dead parent, can’t blame social media for fuckup parenting!
But how efficient is my litigation setup?
Well, Incan sue anyone within an hour and file it in your LOCAL JURISDICTION in seconds! And then have your filthy fuckin ass SERVED with my papers within 120 minutes?
How’s that shit?
I am my own attorney and make those cocksuckers look like Schmicks — other best fuckin day!
But wait, there is more…
I can commence legal action against anyone anywhere in the world, within a day and also commence collections in 180 countries with huge emphasis on getting judgment from one country to be recognized
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