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Sicario Online Multiplayer Game
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And here it is, my secret project which fills all the pieces of my Sicario Brand puzzle,starring me as the Sicario so in my game you can join my Cartel and FUCKIN Whack Federal corrupt agent bastards of USA, cross the border from Mexico into USA at night to hit ‘em all, steal, rob Banks, and even form alliances with Gulf Cartel and sneak into Texas and steal SoaceX rocket engines to flip on the black market for mucho dinero! Will be one helluvuh game, and online you can be any character, agents will get assasinated, Sicario always wins but battle will be bloody!
Slogan?
“Don’t Join G-fag Agents, Join Team Sicario!”
PS; Don’t tell g-fags and cunts, idiots now subtly bitch pitchin me transit fucker shit jobs, lol! I’m actually looking at their defunct office buildings I willing for a couple of mil to be my new shindig HQ’s so that every time you drive past my buildings I’m a fling ya duh middle feenguh!
Fuck yer g-faghot and cunt jobs!
ACCESS DRIVUH?
Tell Miss Daisy I told her to go fuck herself Motha fuckuh!
Que Paso g-faggot agent bitch stalker cunts, don’t ya wannuh seize my real estate portfolio or some shit cause you’z all thinking that wil be it!
I’m eyeballing your defunct corporate piglets and will Sicario their buildings as I flip duh powuh switch on for my Global BestieMobile.com, SicarioAi.app (Go sign up to be my BETABTESTER bitch, you get free access!), AiDealKing.com, but if you’z a dumb fuck I got you covered so you can be my driver on my BestieRide.com also a global rideshare platform and next, I’m a flip duh payment gateway switching on all of em so dinero flows in and I hit real property acquisition hard after I first settle whatever bills you dumb fuckers got fuh me…
Of course Elon will be fuming not because his FAT, FAT, FAT ASS is no longer a trillionaire, but because I am using his image however his likeness will be limited to PARODY so he will be mocked as a DUMB ROCKET BLOWING FATCO with following limitations;
I WILL exaggerate his persona so it's obviously satire and not a realistic portrayal in my game Sicario…
Moreover; I will transform his character by placing his FAT OBESE ASS in a completely absurd context that doesn't reflect his real life. THAT WAY, I can put a meat hook through his lawyers nuysacks when bastards go litigious on me…
And I will include a disclaimer clearly stating that my Sicario game is a work of fiction and not affiliated with Elon Musk or SpaceX retards who are way too stupid to Colonize Jack Shit cause they can’t even engineer a powertrain for their rockets which lasts a THOUSAND YEARS…
I won't be defamatory and will avoid portraying him in a way that could be seen as falsely attacking his character… His posts on “X” defame themselves — lol! Ketamine FATCO going LOCO!
Sicario Subscription Tiers
My Tier 1: Free (0 $/mo) – "Cartel Recruit"
I WILL limit YOU to 1 hour of gameplay per day
1 map, 2 vehicles, basic weapons
Ads between missions (I’m a hitchuh HARD to mill yer eyeballs fuh dinero..).
My Purpose REVEALED: User acquisition funnel (Duh!)
My Tier 2: Standard ($6.99/mo) – "Sicario Operative"
Unlimited gameplay
All maps, all vehicles, full weapon arsenal
Cloud save + basic stats
My PROFIT Margin Revealed: $4–$5 profit/user/month
My Positioning RATIONALE: iUnderCUT Apple FagsArcade ($6.99), by matching their price, duh!
My Tier 3: Premium ($12.99/mo) – "Cartel Lord"
Everything in Standard
Exclusive monthly content drops (new missions, vehicles, skins)
Priority server access (lower latency)
Early access to my Badass SICARIO new maps
My Profit Margin REVEALED: $10–$11 profit/user/month
MY Positioning RATIONALE: Slightly above Fortnite Crew ($11.99), below PS Plus Extra ($16.99), yeah bitch I actually do my homework… Without exception!
My Tier 4: Founder / Annual Plan
Annual Standard: $69.99/year ($5.83/mo – 17% discount)
Annual Premium: $129.99/year ($10.83/mo – 17% discount)
Lifetime Founder: $299 one-time (limited to first 10,000 players so I replenish my war chest biatch!)
Take clean?
Millions…
Will not go into that with plausible Billions if I keep developing it into apps and all that good shit and you know that I will..
Will engineer backend to support millions of simultaneous users globally, cakewalk to me FEDERAL PROJECT to your stupid ass!
No DDoS allowed, yeah I thought if everything…
Hey, did you know that In the God of all cutting edge cyberattacks?
No loose ends with me bitch, and speaking of loose ends; “got one to cover right here right now with disgusting, obsessed, lowlife stalking government agent fags and rancid, dried-up cunts who mistakenly believe I will ever cross to their Nazi Gestapo side… So I’m a clarify… Once and for all!
I own Warrior Media completely…. I built it with my extreme IQ that makes every single one of you braindead parasites look like drooling, inbred American trailer trash retards who can barely tie your own shoes! I do NOT work for you! I will NEVER work for you! I will never become your employee, never join your pathetic workforce, and never clock in like some broken slave for one of your corporate cock-sucking private entities, and never be a low IQ’d piece of shit Supervisor!
Fuck your stalking! Fuck your constant harassment! Fuck your creepy surveillance and your slimy little recruitment attempts! You think you can bully, pressure, and chase me into your system? Fuck you! I am not your property! I am not your wage slave! I am not here to bend over and take your orders like the rest of the mindless dumb fuck drones you control…
Take every single one of your demands, your forms, your fake American g-fag, g-cunt, and private sector fuckup “opportunities,” and your entire fucking agenda and shove them straight up your collective gaping, shit-stained assholes until you choke on them!
I will only run my own empire… I own my own mind! My IQ towers over your entire worthless agencies combined on your best FREAQIN days and my worst! You are nothing but government-funded parasites who get hard off trying to control real men who built something for themselves…
Stay the fuck away from me unless you wannuh be bashed to pieces before anyone can deliver you from me… Stop contacting me and atop trying to insert your diseased American government dicks into my life! Every time you reach out with this bullshit it only proves how weak, desperate, and irrelevant you really are! You are not powerful! You are not scary! You are pathetic little American g-fag stalker agent bitches and cunts who hide behind badges and agencies while you harass people who actually have balls and plenty of brains…
Warrior Media is mine! My freedom is mine! My future is mine! You and every single one of your American bootlicking masters can go fuck yourselves sideways with a rusty chainsaw covered in broken glass and battery acid until your guts spill out!
This is your final warning, you obsessive stalking fags and cunts. Leave me the fuck alone! Any more contact and I will bury you in hell and make your lives a living nightmare! Now fuck off, choke on a bag of dicks, and go die in a fire!
No dice just fuck you rice!
Who am I?
Stupid guy who knows only ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!
Ya’ll smok’n way too much Ganja so you’z “powuh trip’n” but not
To worry, I’m a hitchuh wit’ a dismally to make sure your agent fags and cunts neevuh get to stalk nobody no muh into compulsory recruitment!
“Mam has got to know his limitations…”
~Dirty Harry
I wonder whatchuh gonnuh be thinking while you staring at the barrel of a 350 Magnum POINT BLANK!
Stateless Warrior
Slogan?
“Don’t Join G-fag Agents, Join Team Sicario!”
PS; Don’t tell g-fags and cunts, idiots now subtly bitch pitchin me transit fucker shit jobs, lol! I’m actually looking at their defunct office buildings I willing for a couple of mil to be my new shindig HQ’s so that every time you drive past my buildings I’m a fling ya duh middle feenguh!
Fuck yer g-faghot and cunt jobs!
ACCESS DRIVUH?
Tell Miss Daisy I told her to go fuck herself Motha fuckuh!
Que Paso g-faggot agent bitch stalker cunts, don’t ya wannuh seize my real estate portfolio or some shit cause you’z all thinking that wil be it!
I’m eyeballing your defunct corporate piglets and will Sicario their buildings as I flip duh powuh switch on for my Global BestieMobile.com, SicarioAi.app (Go sign up to be my BETABTESTER bitch, you get free access!), AiDealKing.com, but if you’z a dumb fuck I got you covered so you can be my driver on my BestieRide.com also a global rideshare platform and next, I’m a flip duh payment gateway switching on all of em so dinero flows in and I hit real property acquisition hard after I first settle whatever bills you dumb fuckers got fuh me…
Of course Elon will be fuming not because his FAT, FAT, FAT ASS is no longer a trillionaire, but because I am using his image however his likeness will be limited to PARODY so he will be mocked as a DUMB ROCKET BLOWING FATCO with following limitations;
I WILL exaggerate his persona so it's obviously satire and not a realistic portrayal in my game Sicario…
Moreover; I will transform his character by placing his FAT OBESE ASS in a completely absurd context that doesn't reflect his real life. THAT WAY, I can put a meat hook through his lawyers nuysacks when bastards go litigious on me…
And I will include a disclaimer clearly stating that my Sicario game is a work of fiction and not affiliated with Elon Musk or SpaceX retards who are way too stupid to Colonize Jack Shit cause they can’t even engineer a powertrain for their rockets which lasts a THOUSAND YEARS…
I won't be defamatory and will avoid portraying him in a way that could be seen as falsely attacking his character… His posts on “X” defame themselves — lol! Ketamine FATCO going LOCO!
Sicario Subscription Tiers
My Tier 1: Free (0 $/mo) – "Cartel Recruit"
I WILL limit YOU to 1 hour of gameplay per day
1 map, 2 vehicles, basic weapons
Ads between missions (I’m a hitchuh HARD to mill yer eyeballs fuh dinero..).
My Purpose REVEALED: User acquisition funnel (Duh!)
My Tier 2: Standard ($6.99/mo) – "Sicario Operative"
Unlimited gameplay
All maps, all vehicles, full weapon arsenal
Cloud save + basic stats
My PROFIT Margin Revealed: $4–$5 profit/user/month
My Positioning RATIONALE: iUnderCUT Apple FagsArcade ($6.99), by matching their price, duh!
My Tier 3: Premium ($12.99/mo) – "Cartel Lord"
Everything in Standard
Exclusive monthly content drops (new missions, vehicles, skins)
Priority server access (lower latency)
Early access to my Badass SICARIO new maps
My Profit Margin REVEALED: $10–$11 profit/user/month
MY Positioning RATIONALE: Slightly above Fortnite Crew ($11.99), below PS Plus Extra ($16.99), yeah bitch I actually do my homework… Without exception!
My Tier 4: Founder / Annual Plan
Annual Standard: $69.99/year ($5.83/mo – 17% discount)
Annual Premium: $129.99/year ($10.83/mo – 17% discount)
Lifetime Founder: $299 one-time (limited to first 10,000 players so I replenish my war chest biatch!)
Take clean?
Millions…
Will not go into that with plausible Billions if I keep developing it into apps and all that good shit and you know that I will..
Will engineer backend to support millions of simultaneous users globally, cakewalk to me FEDERAL PROJECT to your stupid ass!
No DDoS allowed, yeah I thought if everything…
Hey, did you know that In the God of all cutting edge cyberattacks?
No loose ends with me bitch, and speaking of loose ends; “got one to cover right here right now with disgusting, obsessed, lowlife stalking government agent fags and rancid, dried-up cunts who mistakenly believe I will ever cross to their Nazi Gestapo side… So I’m a clarify… Once and for all!
I own Warrior Media completely…. I built it with my extreme IQ that makes every single one of you braindead parasites look like drooling, inbred American trailer trash retards who can barely tie your own shoes! I do NOT work for you! I will NEVER work for you! I will never become your employee, never join your pathetic workforce, and never clock in like some broken slave for one of your corporate cock-sucking private entities, and never be a low IQ’d piece of shit Supervisor!
Fuck your stalking! Fuck your constant harassment! Fuck your creepy surveillance and your slimy little recruitment attempts! You think you can bully, pressure, and chase me into your system? Fuck you! I am not your property! I am not your wage slave! I am not here to bend over and take your orders like the rest of the mindless dumb fuck drones you control…
Take every single one of your demands, your forms, your fake American g-fag, g-cunt, and private sector fuckup “opportunities,” and your entire fucking agenda and shove them straight up your collective gaping, shit-stained assholes until you choke on them!
I will only run my own empire… I own my own mind! My IQ towers over your entire worthless agencies combined on your best FREAQIN days and my worst! You are nothing but government-funded parasites who get hard off trying to control real men who built something for themselves…
Stay the fuck away from me unless you wannuh be bashed to pieces before anyone can deliver you from me… Stop contacting me and atop trying to insert your diseased American government dicks into my life! Every time you reach out with this bullshit it only proves how weak, desperate, and irrelevant you really are! You are not powerful! You are not scary! You are pathetic little American g-fag stalker agent bitches and cunts who hide behind badges and agencies while you harass people who actually have balls and plenty of brains…
Warrior Media is mine! My freedom is mine! My future is mine! You and every single one of your American bootlicking masters can go fuck yourselves sideways with a rusty chainsaw covered in broken glass and battery acid until your guts spill out!
This is your final warning, you obsessive stalking fags and cunts. Leave me the fuck alone! Any more contact and I will bury you in hell and make your lives a living nightmare! Now fuck off, choke on a bag of dicks, and go die in a fire!
No dice just fuck you rice!
Who am I?
Stupid guy who knows only ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!
Ya’ll smok’n way too much Ganja so you’z “powuh trip’n” but not
To worry, I’m a hitchuh wit’ a dismally to make sure your agent fags and cunts neevuh get to stalk nobody no muh into compulsory recruitment!
“Mam has got to know his limitations…”
~Dirty Harry
I wonder whatchuh gonnuh be thinking while you staring at the barrel of a 350 Magnum POINT BLANK!
Stateless Warrior
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