Mar-A-Lago Mafia • Theme Song

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Description: And yes, it has been composed by me, and yes I am the one who did the mastering, and final production right here!

For those who don’t know I am an accomplished composer with over SEVEN THOUSAND songs in my vast repertoire so this is CAKEWALK to me…

Musicians who wish to perform publicly are welcome;

If you wish to play this on a guitar, 6 string;

Mostly G minor with some modulations, 68 BPM by the way… I’m 95% stable on TEMPO with this original Musical composition of mine but three out of 31 sections do drift slightly and went into mezzo/tenor territory on purpose and made my quiet to loud sweeps intentionally dramatic. It is Bass-Heavy so 20-250 Hz while my Mid is 250 Hz to 4 kHz and Treble just 4-20 kHz. If you wish to play this on a guitar, put a capo on fret 3 and play familiar Em -shape chord grips. My song root G lines up with the capo’d Em…

Piano — Play in G minor - 2 flats;

Scale notes; G • A • Bb • C • D • D# • F

Left hand; root-fifth pedal on G and D.

Transpose button on digital keyboards and can shift song to C if the sharps feel awkward to you…

Violin; Capo-Less-Prepare for Shifts!

Key of G is a flat-heavy key, few open strings align! So…. Your best bet? Stay in first position and use four finger extensions, or shift to third position for cleaner intonation. Scordatura (returning low G to F#) is an option if you’re a folk fiddler.. Dig?

Now, go play my fuckin Mara-A-Lago Song the way I just instructed you and make me sound good you lame performer fuckin bitches or I will tear you new assholes size of Alaska!

Just kidding…

Mafia spirit got the best of me..

Damn…

This Mafia shit is contagious…

If you are a professional musician this original music composition of mine okay difficulty will be exactly 2/10, so very easy!

And last but not least, legal crap of course because Music is a FREAQIN BUSINESS… No shit Sherlock so read below terms I set forth…

COPYRIGHT NOTICE & LIMITED PUBLIC PERFORMANCE LICENSE GRANTED HEREIN BY COMPOSER STATELESS WARRIOR;

My Work Title: “Mar-A-Lago Mafia Theme Song”
Owner/Creator: Stateless Warriors (hereinafter “The Owner”)
Year of First Publication: 2026


1. Standard Copyright Claim;

© ℗ 2026 Stateless Warrior. All Rights Reserved!

This musical work (including lyrics, melody, arrangement, and sound recording) is protected by U.S. Copyright Law (Title 17, U.S.C.) and international treaties. Unauthorized reproduction, synchronization (sync licensing), sampling, broadcast transmission, or mechanical reproduction for commercial distribution is strictly prohibited without express written permission…. Ask me first BITCH!

2. Reserved Commercial Rights;

I am the exclusive Owner and therefore you stupid ass, exclusively reserve the right to:

License the work for film, television, advertisements, and video games.

Distribute physical or digital copies for profit (e.g., streaming royalties, downloads, vinyl).

Authorize derivative works or remixes for commercial release.

3. SPECIAL PUBLIC PERFORMANCE EXCEPTION (Street Musicians License);

Notwithstanding the above, I Stateless Warrior grant a non-exclusive, revocable, royalty-free public performance license specifically to unaffiliated street musicians, buskers, and acoustic performers, provided all of the following conditions are strictly met:

a. The performance occurs live in a publicly accessible outdoor or indoor space (e.g., sidewalks, parks, subway stations, or open mics) where no admission fee is charged to the audience.

b. The performance is strictly non-commercial in nature: performers may accept voluntary tips (gratuities) from passersby but may not charge a cover fee, sell tickets, or use the performance to directly sell goods/services.

c. The performance must not be recorded, streamed live to social media, or uploaded to any on-demand platform (YouTube, Spotify, TikTok, etc.) under any circumstances without a separate synchronization license.

d. Attribution is required: The performer must verbally or via a visible sign credit the work as “Mar-A-Lago Mafia Theme Song” by Stateless Warriors during the set. Say my chosen stage Artist name out loud so all can hear it!

4. My Revocation Clause;

My street-musician exception may be revoked at any time by me Stateless Warrior in writing (via official website or social media channels) if the work is used in a manner that defames, misrepresents, or commercially exploits the my brand outside the spirit of this license. Blah, blah, blah, don’t be a dick!

5. Inquiries & Licensing;

For all other uses (sync, mechanical, covers for streaming, or commercial backing tracks), contact me by leaving your info in comment directly below.. I own this site and ‘am even monitoring your FREAQIN IP and gave you a shitload of cookies to track you wherever you tap or click away, within reason…

Enjoy soothing elements of this original musical composition of mine, may it soothe your soul..




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