SicarioAi.app OUT OF BETA

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Description: Yes, I got up at 4am this morning to finish coding this software engineering masterpiece! There is NOTHING even close to it in the Word!

I have made it easy to type your site into existence, but also allow you to code like I do — right on your mobile! Whoa!

I hope you start learning to code but meanwhile, I give you SicarioAi.app, which is a standalone software SicariiAi powered site because all you will get is absolute greatness in about thirty seconds! One click domain purchase, one click DNS setup, Ingotmyiu covered top to bottom chef to cook! Crypto integrated will do FIAT and turn this into App Store and Google Play iyem..

A LOT of engineering work went into this, months and months of coding and it shows.. I give you the absolute best to make YOUR next site launch a DONE deal in about THIRTY SECONDS! This platform which I ENGINEERED from SCRATCH is soo fuckin CRAZY GOOD that whenever I have a project or a business venture I need a site for in UNDER 60 seconds, it will be my de facto go to platform! My upcoming book publishing venture will include free sites for all authors, this will be the platform that will generate their sites and provision domain names, both in under SIXTY SECONDS! Nothing like it anywhere in the world, a marvel of software engineering all while staying up till four and five am for months, going on few hours of sleep, and being terrorized by American enemy government stalker agents with high powered energy weapons and chemical agents which induce involuntary coughing immediately upon inhalation.. Demanding I serve their government or else..

I’m a whack ‘em all with my own SicarioAi..

I engineered this platform to be robust so I can easily scale it as I onboard MILLIONS OF MONTHLY SUBSCRIBERS, GLOBALLY!

Basic starter package will be limiting but comprehensive at something like $49,95 so decent considering you can get entire site finished under thirty seconds while you caffeinate on your favorite morning brew at your local coffee shop…

Word on duh street is, that SicarioAi is coming to California to launch the next $1+ BILLION dollar company… Let’s keep this a secret amigo… And don’t forget to be nice to bums in the street, cause ONE OF THEM might be a God of Mathematical Science and BLE$$ you when their Ventures start raking in $1 million EVERY SINGLE HOUR — like a Swiss Clock…

So, anyone of you went to fuckin Stanford? School of business?

For those who don’t know, I’m a college dropout… Yup! I wanted you to hear it from me stead of anyone else before they spin that as well… The reason I dropped out is because I knew way more, like way WAY more than my professors… It wasn’t for me…

I didn’t want to be funneled into CORPORATE ENVIRONMENT, KISS ass till I’m old and gray, and then retire not having spent my life chasing Lions to slay them before they devour the innocent.. Didn’t want to chase the usual, white picket fence, trophy prom queen wifey, lil brats all running round the place, and who will hopefully be as smart as I am… But let’s analyze real quick what just one of my IT startups currently worth in pre revenue phase so you could perhaps learn something and see how this works, the business side of it… I am not into allowing investors access to any of my platforms so this will not be a Delaware Corp., which VC’s favor to protect their investments as it has I think 24 hr chancery court or some shit to that effect.. So what about vulnerabilities of my SicarioAi platform?

First of all, it is all encrypted in the cloud and no government could ever as much as touch it! If you’re my videos I don’t hide what federal agent stalker fags and cunts did to me and how they abducted my beloved mother on 12/06/2017 in the middle of downtown Los Fuckgeles long before they abducted anyone else under Trump 2.0 but nobody listened to my story cause it wasn’t commonplace that federal stalker g-fags even shoot unarmed civilians in Minneapolis so securing my platform and encrypting it was the first thing to do! Today… Fully-built and fully functional platform where users describe an app in plain English or any of the other 140+ languages (I’m fluent in several myself..) and your AI writes the code, buys the domain, sets up hosting, configures DNS and SSL, and even manages billing. All without a single settings panel. It is pre‑revenue with no paying customers yet, but it works. So what is it really worth? You might wannuh know if you ever launch a biz, software company, Ai startup, any what so ever..

For a pre‑revenue platform with that seamless one‑click‑to‑live workflow, expectation of realistic valuation roughly between six million and fifteen million dollars is NORMAL… That range is wide because the exact number depends would on your team (I coded all this by myself and I am the freakin TEAM!), the defensibility of your technology, and whether you can have any traction at all, even a handful of free beta users. So let’s break this part real quick.. How many of you ever bought a domain from GoDaddy.com? Next, how would you like a website and domain to be purchased and finished under sixty seconds? For same price or even less than GoDaddy’s stupid fucks? Sixty seconds and the site along with domain, all ya’z!

Damn that’s FREAQIN fast huh? You see, most Ai coding tools stop at generating code…. They hand the user a zip file or a sandbox URL, and then the user is left to figure out domains, hosting, and payments on their own. A very imposing proposition to a non IT professional or someone with no IT skill sets… I have eliminated that friction completely, and that changes three things. First, once a user deploys a real app to a live domain through any one of my two platforms, switching costs skyrocket because they would have to redo DNS, migrate hosting, and reconfigure billing elsewhere. Second; That lock‑in creates defensibility to any counter arguments because bundling domain registration, hosting, and SicarioAI keeps users inside my ecosystem (Alknare free to leave anytime but the platform is soo good that nobody will ever need to leave for any reason, which lowers churn risk significantly. Third, even pre‑revenue you have obvious monetization hooks, such as domain markup, hosting fees, and usage‑based SicarioAI tokenization credits, so investors can see a clear path to positive unit economics. Only an idiot doesn’t because it is an online CASH MACHINE which churns out profits autonomously 24/7/365! Zero human input! None! But not a Casino so nobody looses any money and not a Ponzi scheme! All I have to worry actually — about next — as I onboard my first million paid subscribers/ users, is where to build my first data center and then scale them globally? Saudi Arabia looks good from here — lol!

Different types of investors will value you very differently however.. Angels and friends‑and‑family investors typically offer between three million and six million dollars because they need a large discount for pre‑revenue risk, though they write smaller checks. A seed venture capital firm making its first institutional investment would likely land between six and ten million dollars, assuming you have a strong technical team and a working product. I engineered all this by myself while being stalked by agent fags long before they even got deployed to LA so it took a while to complete this mega coding project but eight million or above, they would also expect at least a waitlist or early adopters. The highest valuation would come from a strategic buyer, such as an existing domain registrar or hosting company like GoDaddy, Namecheap, or Others.. They might pay between ten and fifteen million dollars because they see acquisition or integration value in my technology..

A few reality checks are essential. Pre‑revenue is still pre‑revenue, and most venture capitalists will politely say, “Call us when you have five to ten thousand dollars in monthly recurring revenue.” If I pitch today, three things would kill my valuation. First, if I am reselling domains via a standard API, I am a middleman with thin margins of only ten to fifteen percent, and unless you have ICANN accreditation, investors know this. My domain margins are actually 75% so I got no issues there… Second, unknown hosting costs are a major red flag.. But not to me, the God of Mathematical science... AI‑deployed apps could spin up expensive cloud resources, and no revenue combined with unpredictable burn scares investors, but I know my costs and Tokenize all SicarioAi and meter it with laser precision! Third, without any user validation, even one hundred free beta users posting positive feedback on social media makes a huge difference, but zero users makes it very difficult to get above five million dollars. But if you are raising a pre‑seed or seed round, I would advise you anchor your pitch at ten million dollars and emphasize the seamless workflow as your unfair advantage against current Titans you will FREAQIN bulldoze all at once! Be ready to settle at around seven million dollars in a priced round, or use an eight million dollar valuation cap on a SAFE with a standard twenty percent discount… If you already have beta users, even free ones, who genuinely love the experience, push toward twelve million dollars because angels will pay for proof of delight…

A pre‑revenue Ai coding platform that also handles domains, hosting, DNS, and billing in one AI‑powered seamless workflow is genuinely rare, and that rarity has real value, roughly six to fifteen million dollars depending on who you ask. But valuation is only a number until someone actually writes a check... Your fastest path to a higher number is not a better pitch deck…. It is a few dozen happy users, even if they are not paying yet so if you master computer science In say go get them! But will I ever take a check from any VC?

Not even if they offered me a Billion in CA$H… Why not?

Cause in just several years my main Ai code generating platform could be earning several billion annually in revenues so what I am NOT going to be doing is allowing idiots into my inner circle and gift them 33% each to have them boss me like a fuckin cunt… And now you know how Shark Tank assfucks dumb idiots desperate for dinero so my advice is start small, scale, and when you get to the top of the Mountain, you’ll own it outright! And then don’t be a fool and die with billions you can’t take with you when you check out, but start giving it away as revenues pour in and don’t be a selfish greedy bastard! But — they will argue; “your platform has ZERO users, ZERO! And I will REPLY; “No shit Sherlock!”

And then?

Well….

My startup is also a domain registrar …. So? I can give .com’s away like PANCAKES for $ 0.99 CENTS! And I can keep domains at that price point till He’ll freezes ovuh’ — which is never by the way! So the question is, who wouldn’t want a domain for less than a buck and they get a FULL CUSTOM cutting edge site to go with it under 60 seconds with DNS fully configured, WHOA!

Meanwhile, will give it away in my lifetime and die ALMO$T penniless cause that’s 800 Degrees of PERFECTION! Soup kitchens, free groceries to needy families, elderly, delivered via single tap on your smartphone in BULK! Will feed the hungry cause that’s what Pope Lui —would do… God bless him, a Saint of a man! I’ll be launching an Interfaith Feed the Poor platform, so that all who are hungry could get fed. Launch will be announced here, I’m a software company so everything gets a platform and an app! This app will be loaded with features inclusive of suicide prevention, and all legit 591 C 3’s are going to be allowed to become food distribution centers for the poor so as long as you ain’t double dip’n and milking it for personal gain, you will be welcomed! Ourselves alone, no government ties in any country, by humans for humans! No access to any government and the deal is that your 501 C 3 is NOT recipient of ANY federal, State, County, Municipal-government funding! That ensures we don’t allow idiots access to platform!

By the way, ONE TAP/CLICK entity formation is also coming to MailBestie.com. Starting and doing business, EFFORTLE$$! All forms filed on your behalf in all States, and then EU, and the rest of the World! With LASER PRECISION! all platforms get weekly updates, and some, HOURLY — so killer new features coming as I engineer them from $CRATCH! All platforms will get smartphone apps back to back like DOMINO’s and my Rideshare is also coming up which allows drivers to set their own price for servicio!!! I’ll even onboard former unemployed federal g-fags and cunts if they promise they ain’t gonnuh stalk nobody — and even stupid former g-fucks like Elon Musk who is way too stupid to engineer a robotic system which from beneath can remove old Tesla EV battery and replace it with a new one under 90 seconds! And don’t even mention that his exploding rockets have the wrong powertrain and fuel — for deep space missions cause right now, wherever his rockets go, even if they don’t explode, they have to return to Earth to refuel… Very smart, like stuttering Ketamine fuck Elon… And those poor kids he is having with all those bitches to save humanity are soo smart, that one of his boys is givin deep throat in West Hollywood trying to get pregnant to save humanity from extinction…. I hope he gave his son contraceptives so he doesn’t get pregnant… See, TESLA is not really an EV MANUFACTURING company… It is more of an EV assembly company because TESLA doesn’t really manufacture but ASSEMBLES parts others make.. Even you can compete with TESLA and start an EV assembly company in your garage… And his humanoids are great entertainment cause fuckin robots have been manufactured for decades but Elon just supersized them so now he got clunkers! Hydraulic noise pollution from those fuckin junkers is enough to wake up his humanoid owners in the middle of the night every time his robots take a Hydraulic shit! And MARS obsession? Currently 1% Elon pulls off anything worthwhile on that lunar surface in his lifetime due to under engineered Space KABOOM rockets! At least Haitians get free rocket parts to sell for scrap every time one blows the fuck up! TESLA is actually goin to be a great battery company after all EV MANUFACTURERS are done taking turns jackhammering ELON’s ass! What about his boring company to dig tunnels which reduce traffic jams? If you think that rat infested fuckin shitholes are the engineering answer, you’re dumber than Wlon cause in the future which begun Y2K cars will FLY! As a matter, 5G already allows for autonomous flight control at low alitude so flying car lanes are the answer not dumb tunnels! What about his Cybertruck? TOA$T! What about Semi’s? One million miler claims? If they guarantee battery replacement but… Elon the g-fag Trump cocksucker forgot one thing… No nationwide Semi charging stations in place with exception of only TWO RIGHT KOW! Yo bruh, even if you got the fucker for free it would do you no good cause you can’t charge it…. But wait, what about Elon’s brain implant startup which allows paraplegics to type by thinking? The real issue that no man alive can solve is that brain tissue hardens and then the implant can’t read Jack Shit so you gottuh wheel tha bastard back in the operating table, yank the fuckin thing out, and replant elsewhere… Hey, did you know that you can engineer smart eyewear that can track eyeballs and don’t the same stupid fuckin shit without any implants! What about Elon’s claims that humanoids will be working so that no human will ever have to work? This guy is soo full of shit that it’s coming outtuh his mouth! Fact of the mathematical matter is that POVERTY is coming to USA because United States of America is in the hole for $39 trillion so if you want to hedge against upcoming hyperinflation buy some farmland so you could survive upcoming food shortages because American food supply chain only stores THREE DAYS OF FRESH GROCERIES! That’s it! Slightest supply chain snap, and people go hungry — but the people all have guns and there will be a lot of carnage the second food delivery is interrupted which is very easy for any of your enemies to pull because average meal that lands on your dining table travels 1200 to get there — on average! Elon is doin’ way too much fuckin Ketamine and a fat fuck whose heart is pumping for two, should not be doin any fuckin drugs! Aaight — FATCO? So.. If you follow this fuckin idiot, or his sons; you’ll be sucking dick, getting fucked up Your ass, and working for the government for free!

But how do you beat Trump’s cocksucker Elon at his own game if you work for him? USA is a Service economy not a manufacturing HUB, so all you have to do is launch manufacturing company which you can do in your bedroom, and you’ll find stupid fucks like Elon who need specialty parts for their outdated, overrated, EV crappers… Even today’s California is Democratic ON THE FACE but beneath that facade is actually a Hybrid Feudal System 1.0 which is SERVICE BASED so the poor and the middle class workforce rich, and are punished for being dumb worker bees by being placed into the highest tax bracket (Employee…) while the rich are in the lowest tax bracket because they earn passive income so a meager 1% which keeps the rich gettting richer and the ooor keep getting poorer and this continues generationally as the children of both the poor and the middle class are funneled into careers, trades, and jobs which are service related. But if they begin their own manufacturing companies, that immediately breaks this chains of service and they transition to Manufacturing which the rich need for their supply chain and then the poor and the middle class become rich as well.. See how that works? So, where are the SERVICE WORKERS and where are the rich? Even the City of Los Angeles shows you that in a nanosec as the SERVICE WORKERS are racially segregated in East and South Central LA for example while their feudal lords are sipping tanning on the beach in MaliBOO!

And yes, even the IRS rewards those who refuse to be employee suckers and rewards them when they become investors for assumption of risk of course, so go tell your feudal lords to go fuck themselves as you embrace privacy, which is NOT secrecy, but actually ARCHITECTURE within confines of which you control everything and own NOTHING! I think you’re ready to be rich amigo!

Meanwhile… What should you do?

Catch The Vision — or PERI$H!

With my compliments!




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