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BESTIE MARKETS OUT OF BETA
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Submitted: 13 hours ago
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*Mechanical signals only until completion of SEC licensing, after that STOCKS, BONDS, CRYPTO, GLOBAL WIRE TRANSFERS IN SECONDS — ALL ON ONE PLATFORM — in the BLOCKHAIN!
Killer features coming — without triggering SEC regulatory elements of course… Crypto Exchange and Global Monetary will be launched first, then this will be second after that…
Right now, I already give you 80% what cocksucker Bloomberg does on his pussy platform… After licensing, I’ll fuckin bulldoze his platform features with mine, which will on a tablet surpass his $25K month subscription model exactly x7!
Meanwhile;
Right now I had to STOP due to SEC reg’s so I must keep it as a financial information and analytics platform — comparable to a research terminal or news service… And by federal law, SEC reg’s, cannot;
_>execute trades or route orders to any market venue.
_>hold customer funds, securities, or any assets in custody. Wire
Transfer and Crypto is not a part of this reg..
_>provide personalized investment advice or recommendations.
_>solicit transactions in securities.
_>accept payment for order flow or any transaction-based compensation.
_>claim and to not require SEC broker-dealer or RIA registration to operate this service.
Why this is not broker-dealer activity?
Under U.S. securities law (Section 3(a)(4) of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934 and SEC interpretive guidance through 2026 on neutral information platforms), a broker is a person "engaged in the business of effecting transactions in securities for the account of others." BestieMarkets does none of: routing, executing, settling, holding customer assets, taking transaction-based compensation, or making personalized recommendations. All revenue is platform access fees (subscriptions, API usage, white-label licensing) — never per-trade commissions. You alone are responsible for any investment decisions you make. If you use my data via my API to build a downstream product that does involve effecting securities transactions, you are responsible for obtaining your own broker-dealer or investment-adviser registration as required by your jurisdiction. Don’t point your finger at me, I retain records in the blockchain for a hundred years!
I’m also going to be rolling out “CEO Bullshit Tracker” so that when Elon Musk of TESLA in Ketamine induced stupor posts absolute bullshit on his platform X, you will have a real time SicarioAi powered statement validity verification, and even gauge negative stock velocity downward spike which directly correlates to CEO bullshit..
*I’M PERSONALLY GOING TO MOTHER FUCK YOUR “NASA” ASIAN G_CUNT BITCH-PITCH AND COMPLETELY BULLDOZE ABSOLUTELY ALL YOUR STALKER AGENT AND CUNT G-PITCHES!
What?
Fuck your grandchildren bullshit! Nah, don’t want ‘em brats but hey; your saggy fuckin stalker g-fag agent bastards should go suck on fuckin Metamucil and go do their stupid old g-fag shit! And fuh’ goodness sake, have a fuckin bone density test cause I heal clickin every time you stalk by!
Whoops, BETA is OVER!
Now you have to PAY to PLAY!
You snooze you LOOSE!
Hope ya’ll had fun flying your stingy pussy flags of….
You gottuh be a MEMBER, a PAYING MEMBER…
By the way, I’m a brick this bitch and adios mother fuckers free videos too!
No muh freeloader fuckers!
No I ain’t nevuh gonnuh reveal EVERYTHING…. but lucky few will be wearing my smart glasses very soon, and will be
Monitoring even their stocks and bonds as they are conversing with their amigos at a coffee shop…
Augh..
And my smart glasses, will also be tracking STALKERS, assessing threats, and pretty soon, detect firearms even if they were 3D printed outtuh PLASTIC! And, my Sicario Ai will code
Your site and finish it, before you even pay for your coffee.
Right on your Bestie Smart-glasses…
“Catch The Vision…”
Bout two to four weeks and “Bestie VISA and MasterCARD rollout commences THROUGHOUT European Union… Banking portals with resort TO THEIR Jurisdiction, will only be visible to European users in EU, Americans in USA, others in their native land…. But if you are behind VPN, Proxy, etc., you will be redirected to my stupid fuck landing page where neither is visible… TOR exit node up your commode!
Stateless Warrior
Killer features coming — without triggering SEC regulatory elements of course… Crypto Exchange and Global Monetary will be launched first, then this will be second after that…
Right now, I already give you 80% what cocksucker Bloomberg does on his pussy platform… After licensing, I’ll fuckin bulldoze his platform features with mine, which will on a tablet surpass his $25K month subscription model exactly x7!
Meanwhile;
Right now I had to STOP due to SEC reg’s so I must keep it as a financial information and analytics platform — comparable to a research terminal or news service… And by federal law, SEC reg’s, cannot;
_>execute trades or route orders to any market venue.
_>hold customer funds, securities, or any assets in custody. Wire
Transfer and Crypto is not a part of this reg..
_>provide personalized investment advice or recommendations.
_>solicit transactions in securities.
_>accept payment for order flow or any transaction-based compensation.
_>claim and to not require SEC broker-dealer or RIA registration to operate this service.
Why this is not broker-dealer activity?
Under U.S. securities law (Section 3(a)(4) of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934 and SEC interpretive guidance through 2026 on neutral information platforms), a broker is a person "engaged in the business of effecting transactions in securities for the account of others." BestieMarkets does none of: routing, executing, settling, holding customer assets, taking transaction-based compensation, or making personalized recommendations. All revenue is platform access fees (subscriptions, API usage, white-label licensing) — never per-trade commissions. You alone are responsible for any investment decisions you make. If you use my data via my API to build a downstream product that does involve effecting securities transactions, you are responsible for obtaining your own broker-dealer or investment-adviser registration as required by your jurisdiction. Don’t point your finger at me, I retain records in the blockchain for a hundred years!
I’m also going to be rolling out “CEO Bullshit Tracker” so that when Elon Musk of TESLA in Ketamine induced stupor posts absolute bullshit on his platform X, you will have a real time SicarioAi powered statement validity verification, and even gauge negative stock velocity downward spike which directly correlates to CEO bullshit..
*I’M PERSONALLY GOING TO MOTHER FUCK YOUR “NASA” ASIAN G_CUNT BITCH-PITCH AND COMPLETELY BULLDOZE ABSOLUTELY ALL YOUR STALKER AGENT AND CUNT G-PITCHES!
What?
Fuck your grandchildren bullshit! Nah, don’t want ‘em brats but hey; your saggy fuckin stalker g-fag agent bastards should go suck on fuckin Metamucil and go do their stupid old g-fag shit! And fuh’ goodness sake, have a fuckin bone density test cause I heal clickin every time you stalk by!
Whoops, BETA is OVER!
Now you have to PAY to PLAY!
You snooze you LOOSE!
Hope ya’ll had fun flying your stingy pussy flags of….
You gottuh be a MEMBER, a PAYING MEMBER…
By the way, I’m a brick this bitch and adios mother fuckers free videos too!
No muh freeloader fuckers!
No I ain’t nevuh gonnuh reveal EVERYTHING…. but lucky few will be wearing my smart glasses very soon, and will be
Monitoring even their stocks and bonds as they are conversing with their amigos at a coffee shop…
Augh..
And my smart glasses, will also be tracking STALKERS, assessing threats, and pretty soon, detect firearms even if they were 3D printed outtuh PLASTIC! And, my Sicario Ai will code
Your site and finish it, before you even pay for your coffee.
Right on your Bestie Smart-glasses…
“Catch The Vision…”
Bout two to four weeks and “Bestie VISA and MasterCARD rollout commences THROUGHOUT European Union… Banking portals with resort TO THEIR Jurisdiction, will only be visible to European users in EU, Americans in USA, others in their native land…. But if you are behind VPN, Proxy, etc., you will be redirected to my stupid fuck landing page where neither is visible… TOR exit node up your commode!
Stateless Warrior
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