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CHP COMMANDER DEATH
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Submitted: 14 hours ago
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“Dispatch to all units, we are 10-7 on Captain Julie Harding. That’s right, she’s out of service—permanently!
Today we gather to say goodbye to a woman who truly colonized the CHP radio codes like no one before her. Julie didn’t just use the codes; she fuckin lived them! She breathed them! And then, in classic Harding fashion, she completely 10-31’d the whole operation — WHOA!
Let’s review the timeline, shall we? Because even by CHP standards, this was some next-level stupid — NO I SHIT YOU NOT OFFICER!
First, Julie decided her husband Michael was cramping her style. So what does any rational, highly trained law enforcement professional do? She allegedly hires a hitman and has him 1144—possible fatality—in Kentucky! Brilliant move, Cap. Real 10-4 thinking there….. Nothing says ‘I’m a captain in the California Highway Patrol’ like turning your messy divorce into a multi-state 10-36F felony wants situation….
But wait, it gets better…. After successfully getting her husband taken off the board like a bad traffic stop, Julie apparently looked around at the smoking wreckage of her life and thought, ‘You know what? This plan is going great….. Time for Phase Two: me.’
So she 10-31’d herself…. Suicidal subject, meet suicidal captain. The woman who spent her career telling other people not to do dumb shit on the freeway decided the best way to handle the heat was to go 10-7 on her own existence…. CHP TRAINING KICKING LIKE A FUCKIN MULE FOLKS!
10-97 on scene? More like 10-97 in a body bag….
Look, we all know the CHP has a proud tradition of professionalism, but Julie took it to new heights. She didn’t just have an affair or cheat on her taxes like a normal midlife crisis. No, she went full Code 5 surveillance on her own husband’s murder plot, then followed it up with the ultimate 10-22: disregard previous life choices by eating her own gun. BANG!
Truly inspirational! The brass is probably still trying to figure out how to write this one up without using the phrase ‘officer-involved brain fart.’
To her family and friends: Let’s be honest—Julie didn’t just 1144 herself; she 1185’d the family reputation straight to the tow yard.
In the end, Captain Harding proved one thing beyond a shadow of a doubt: even with all the training, all the authority, all the shiny patches and command presence… some people are just too stupid to live! She didn’t fail the test…. She 10-9’d the entire exam, reloaded, and shot herself in the foot, the head, and the legacy — all at fuckin once!
So raise your coffee—black, two sugars, like a proper CHP break—and let’s give a proper 10-98: assignment completed!
Julie Harding, you were a cautionary tale in human form… A walking, talking 10-30 improper radio traffic. A masterclass in how not to handle your personal life when you carry a badge. I won’t say ‘rest in peace.’ I’ll say what you really deserve:
10-7, Captain… Out of service… And this time, there’s no 10-8 coming back…
Dispatch clear.”
Mic drop…. Traffic break over…. Back to your regular programming, folks!
And don’t forget to support your g-fag agents…. Up de ass!
https://www.myvideotime.com/video/203/american-government-fags-buttfucking-in-the-room-where-they-had-9-11-hearing/
Stateless Warrior
Today we gather to say goodbye to a woman who truly colonized the CHP radio codes like no one before her. Julie didn’t just use the codes; she fuckin lived them! She breathed them! And then, in classic Harding fashion, she completely 10-31’d the whole operation — WHOA!
Let’s review the timeline, shall we? Because even by CHP standards, this was some next-level stupid — NO I SHIT YOU NOT OFFICER!
First, Julie decided her husband Michael was cramping her style. So what does any rational, highly trained law enforcement professional do? She allegedly hires a hitman and has him 1144—possible fatality—in Kentucky! Brilliant move, Cap. Real 10-4 thinking there….. Nothing says ‘I’m a captain in the California Highway Patrol’ like turning your messy divorce into a multi-state 10-36F felony wants situation….
But wait, it gets better…. After successfully getting her husband taken off the board like a bad traffic stop, Julie apparently looked around at the smoking wreckage of her life and thought, ‘You know what? This plan is going great….. Time for Phase Two: me.’
So she 10-31’d herself…. Suicidal subject, meet suicidal captain. The woman who spent her career telling other people not to do dumb shit on the freeway decided the best way to handle the heat was to go 10-7 on her own existence…. CHP TRAINING KICKING LIKE A FUCKIN MULE FOLKS!
10-97 on scene? More like 10-97 in a body bag….
Look, we all know the CHP has a proud tradition of professionalism, but Julie took it to new heights. She didn’t just have an affair or cheat on her taxes like a normal midlife crisis. No, she went full Code 5 surveillance on her own husband’s murder plot, then followed it up with the ultimate 10-22: disregard previous life choices by eating her own gun. BANG!
Truly inspirational! The brass is probably still trying to figure out how to write this one up without using the phrase ‘officer-involved brain fart.’
To her family and friends: Let’s be honest—Julie didn’t just 1144 herself; she 1185’d the family reputation straight to the tow yard.
In the end, Captain Harding proved one thing beyond a shadow of a doubt: even with all the training, all the authority, all the shiny patches and command presence… some people are just too stupid to live! She didn’t fail the test…. She 10-9’d the entire exam, reloaded, and shot herself in the foot, the head, and the legacy — all at fuckin once!
So raise your coffee—black, two sugars, like a proper CHP break—and let’s give a proper 10-98: assignment completed!
Julie Harding, you were a cautionary tale in human form… A walking, talking 10-30 improper radio traffic. A masterclass in how not to handle your personal life when you carry a badge. I won’t say ‘rest in peace.’ I’ll say what you really deserve:
10-7, Captain… Out of service… And this time, there’s no 10-8 coming back…
Dispatch clear.”
Mic drop…. Traffic break over…. Back to your regular programming, folks!
And don’t forget to support your g-fag agents…. Up de ass!
https://www.myvideotime.com/video/203/american-government-fags-buttfucking-in-the-room-where-they-had-9-11-hearing/
Stateless Warrior
