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WH Correspondents Dinner Shooting
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I’ll make this very brief and I will drop all satire;
One don’t support assassination of anyone, and that includes President Trump. I am a total dick so if two CIA agents crash and die in Mexico, nothing off limits in comedy you stupid bitches! But to kill someone unarmed in cold blood? I hope it is you who catches led instead of your target!
I make fuck of all sitting presidents regardless of who they are! But I don’t support assassinations of any!
I’m glad Mr. Trump is alive and well and his wife as well, and I wish them both all the best as my Satire turns into a pest!
I hope that all Americans learn that all can disagree, and that nobody has to be killed because of their opinion!
Save your bullets for the war, NOT for your own fully elected President!
And to show that I mean what I say, I salute President Trump and wish him all the best health, and a LONG HAPPY LIFE!
We all have a right to our own opinion and that stated; “Viva Mexico Pendejos!”
I know a kiss of respect to my most favorite lady in all the World, wonderful Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum, and demand to know why her husband Jesus is not answering my prayers when I beseech his Father in Heaven?
And, if you have a Mexican neighbor, give them a hug and tell them that despite Trump’s anti-Mexico rhetoric, Mexicans built USA into what it is today and thanks to them, CHP is going to pull your stupid ass over if they catch you speeding cause the officer is still proud of his Mexican HERITAGE and is NOT kissin’ Trump’s ass — like whopping 60% of Latino ICE Agents who are carrying out abductions on his behalf cause USDHS brainwashed them with White Supremacist ideology…
Augh well….
It is what it is…
But no whacking, Aaight? That’s strictly SicarioAi Country…
And speaking of WHACKING… Real men whack it
In business World not with stupid guns and machine guns! And speaking thereof; I am rolling out this early muh’n my Hybrid Telecom in 200. Countries as I rollout both encrypted voice, video, and SMS and unencrypted! It is a little known secret that I started my IT career in Telecom Hack Industry and can penetrate 200 countries simultaneously with my eyes closed but would never do that cause that’s illegal and I never ever hacked any Telecom half way around the World cause that’s really fuckin illegal lol!
MailBestie.com will even have built in VOIP — WHOA! A single tap and you can git’chuh a line in 200 countries!
In my World, there Is absolutely, NOTHING IMPOSSIBLE!
All Systems are safe, until I get in…
You know, I love their PhD’s in Computer Science cause I circle each 360 million times before they even BLINK! But’chuh can rest easy Amigo, God I humbly kneel befo’ prohibits Telecom. Rome’s and even gambling cause being the Godmof Mathematical Science I can clean out a casino at any human to human game! But Gambling is a huge sin to me so I don’t even reveal how and same with Telecom… My goal is to give you privacy and no Telecom Engineer alive today can beat my encrypted voice, video and SMS, not even if all nations of the World put all their brightest minds together and pooled all their resources!
I hope you use my gift of absolute privacy for the good and not for evil…
Stateless Warrior
One don’t support assassination of anyone, and that includes President Trump. I am a total dick so if two CIA agents crash and die in Mexico, nothing off limits in comedy you stupid bitches! But to kill someone unarmed in cold blood? I hope it is you who catches led instead of your target!
I make fuck of all sitting presidents regardless of who they are! But I don’t support assassinations of any!
I’m glad Mr. Trump is alive and well and his wife as well, and I wish them both all the best as my Satire turns into a pest!
I hope that all Americans learn that all can disagree, and that nobody has to be killed because of their opinion!
Save your bullets for the war, NOT for your own fully elected President!
And to show that I mean what I say, I salute President Trump and wish him all the best health, and a LONG HAPPY LIFE!
We all have a right to our own opinion and that stated; “Viva Mexico Pendejos!”
I know a kiss of respect to my most favorite lady in all the World, wonderful Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum, and demand to know why her husband Jesus is not answering my prayers when I beseech his Father in Heaven?
And, if you have a Mexican neighbor, give them a hug and tell them that despite Trump’s anti-Mexico rhetoric, Mexicans built USA into what it is today and thanks to them, CHP is going to pull your stupid ass over if they catch you speeding cause the officer is still proud of his Mexican HERITAGE and is NOT kissin’ Trump’s ass — like whopping 60% of Latino ICE Agents who are carrying out abductions on his behalf cause USDHS brainwashed them with White Supremacist ideology…
Augh well….
It is what it is…
But no whacking, Aaight? That’s strictly SicarioAi Country…
And speaking of WHACKING… Real men whack it
In business World not with stupid guns and machine guns! And speaking thereof; I am rolling out this early muh’n my Hybrid Telecom in 200. Countries as I rollout both encrypted voice, video, and SMS and unencrypted! It is a little known secret that I started my IT career in Telecom Hack Industry and can penetrate 200 countries simultaneously with my eyes closed but would never do that cause that’s illegal and I never ever hacked any Telecom half way around the World cause that’s really fuckin illegal lol!
MailBestie.com will even have built in VOIP — WHOA! A single tap and you can git’chuh a line in 200 countries!
In my World, there Is absolutely, NOTHING IMPOSSIBLE!
All Systems are safe, until I get in…
You know, I love their PhD’s in Computer Science cause I circle each 360 million times before they even BLINK! But’chuh can rest easy Amigo, God I humbly kneel befo’ prohibits Telecom. Rome’s and even gambling cause being the Godmof Mathematical Science I can clean out a casino at any human to human game! But Gambling is a huge sin to me so I don’t even reveal how and same with Telecom… My goal is to give you privacy and no Telecom Engineer alive today can beat my encrypted voice, video and SMS, not even if all nations of the World put all their brightest minds together and pooled all their resources!
I hope you use my gift of absolute privacy for the good and not for evil…
Stateless Warrior
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