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Elton John Old Age Analysis
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Why is Elton walking funny?
“Because his boyfriend jus jackhammered his ass!”
“Well, at least he got the tits he always wanted…”
Hey, I’m like totally fuckin stupid and shit, is that Sir Elton John or Madam?
Lemme kno in the comments below…
So…
What else I got to say bout it?
Watch this titles bitches cause I’m a #HashtagEJtits exactly x100;
1. #EltonTits
2. #SirEltonBoobs
3. #EltonJohnTits
4. #LateBloomingElton
5. #GrandpaGotTits
6. #EltonAgedLikeFineWineAndTits
7. #RocketManBoobs
8. #TinyDancerBigTits
9. #EltonJohnGlowUpGoneWrong
10. #CrocodileRockers
11. #BennieAndTheTits
12. #GoodbyeYellowBrickTit
13. #EltonJohnMoobsUpgrade
14. #OldAgeTittyCommittee
15. #Sir Elton’s New Girls
16. #EltonJohnChestDay
17. #PianoManGotRacks
18. #TitsOnTheYellowBrickRoad
19. #EltonJohnHormoneEra
20. #LevonsTits
21. #EltonJohnMatureContent
22. #SilverFoxTits
23. #EltonJohnGeriatricGlow
24. #KnighthoodAndNiceTits
25. #EltonTittyRenaissance
26. #SunglassesAndSideboob
27. #EltonJohnLateLifePlotTwist
28. #YourSongButWithTits
29. #CandleInTheWindAndTits
30. #EltonJohnCleavageEra
31. #GrannyGlitterTits
32. #EltonJohnBoobJobAt80
33. #TitsAndTiara
34. #EltonJohnMammaryMiracle
35. #OldButBusty
36. #EltonJohnTitGate
37. #SaturdayNightTitsFever
38. #EltonJohnCupSizeLegend
39. #FromGlitterToUnderwire
40. #EltonJohnMenopauseEra
41. #TitsOverTheRainbow
42. #EltonJohnDoubleDsIn2025
43. #PerezHiltonApproves
44. #EltonJohnTitTok
45. #BitchImEltonWithTits
46. #GoldenYearsGoldenTits
47. #EltonJohnSupportGroup
48. #BraForTheAges
49. #SirEltonUnderBoob
50. #EltonJohnTittyTwist
51. #DontLetTheSunGoDownOnMyTits
52. #ImStillStandingWithThese
53. #EltonJohnAreolaEra
54. #FabulousAndFullFigured
55. #EltonJohnLactationLegend
56. #TitsByTheOcean (sorry Elton)
57. #EltonJohnMatureMilkers
58. #GlitterAndGalactorrhea
59. #EltonJohnBoobTube
60. #NipplesInTheWind
61. #EltonJohnTitillatingComeback
62. #80sIcon80DDs
63. #EltonJohnPerkyAt80
64. #SagittariusWithSaggers
65. #EltonJohnBreastFriend
66. #TitsAndLasVegasResidency
67. #EltonJohnPushUpEra
68. #LegendHasTits
69. #EltonJohnMammogramIcon
70. #FromFlamboyantToFullBust
71. #EltonJohnTitTuesday
72. #BoobsOverTheRainbow
73. #EltonJohnCleavageGoals
74. #OldQueenNewQueens
75. #EltonJohnTitPicWhen
76. #SirTitsALot
77. #EltonJohnBreastCancerAwarenessKing
78. #GlitteratiWithTits
79. #EltonJohnLingerieLine
80. #TitsAtTheMetGala
81. #EltonJohnBoobstagram
82. #MatureSirTits
83. #EltonJohnUnderwireKing
84. #TittyJohn
85. #EltonGotTheGirls
86. #PianoAndPaddedBra
87. #EltonJohnTitJourney
88. #FromZeroToHeroCup
89. #EltonJohnBustyEra
90. #SilverTitsClub
91. #EltonJohnRackOfTheCentury
92. #TitsAndFeathers
93. #EltonJohnBoobapalooza
94. #GrandpaGlitterBoobs
95. #EltonJohnTitAnnouncementWhen
96. #SirEltonMammary
97. #TitsIn sequins
98. #EltonJohnLateLifeLactation
99. #BoobsAndBowieLegacy
100. #EltonJohnFinallyGotTheGirls
And why Elton can’t walk no ‘muh?
His tits throw’n his saggy ass outtuh BaLaNcE!
Yo bro, you also crave a pair of fuckin tits?
And why doesn’t Elton sing anymore?
“Cause he’s always got somebody’s dick in his mouth — in England!”
And Elton’s favorite desert?
“Homemade MAYO!”
AND why don’t Elton John come to Hollywood anymore?
“Because J-Lo always beats him outtuh FRESH COCKS!”
Is Elton John patriotic?
“No British Artist including Beatles has taken more
Dicks up his ass for mother fucked England!”
And how did Elton meet his current husband?
“He didn’t meet him, he sucked him in!”
What kind of PLUGS did Elton get?
“Hair plugs and ass plugs!”
What’s Elton’s favorite RIDE?
“Dildo stamped UBER!”
Why Elton’s neighbours don’t allow their children to play in Elton’s yard anymore?”
“Because they were sucking what was inside his discarded condoms because he told them it was MAYO, and their children brought it to their parents so they can taste what “Uncle Elton” has all ovuh his fuckin yard!”
Why Elton never goes to Africa?”
“So he doesn’t catch AIDS — from a monkey…”
Elton’s favorite musical sound producing instrument?
“Vibrator generated prior to FULL anal or oral insertion…”
The most appropriate way to greet Elon?
“YO, THE BITCH IS BACK!”
And how YOU can become a Star like Elton?
“Swallow balls deep x12 — BACKSTAGE!”
And what happened when Elton walked up to a HUGE African black dude in London, staring at the large colorful parrot on his shoulder, and asking him “where he got him?”
“The parrot responded; “In Africa, they’re all over the fuckin place!”
How BIG is Elton John’s asshole?
“Slightly smaller than American State of ALASKA!”
What equals to Alaska’s Oil Jackhammering?
“Elton’s asshammering…”
Is Elton an Alcoholic?
“No, he’s a CockAholic…”
What does Elton use his hands for beside Piano?
“Aged wine in one hand, FRESH DICK — in the other!”
And what’s it honnuh say on his tombstone?
“BITCH — Elton John…”
But wait, Elton’s a Britt, how do Americans compare in California?
Oh, California, the radiant American beacon of unhinged utopia, it’s now January 2026, and AB 1955—the majestic SAFETY Act (because “safety” clearly means “state-sanctioned secrecy club, lol!”)—has been marinating in its own brilliance for over a year. And guess what? The California State clown G-fag car is still speeding down the 405 with no brakes, no map, and definitely no parental supervision. So, lemme recap this American California State experiment in peak government overreach, shall I?
Your kids—let’s call them “Mini-You”—head off to school one crisp morning with their $12 oat-milk latte and dreams of algebra. By lunch, they’ve informed the entire staff they’re now “Aether Voidspark,” demand they/them pronouns, and are using the gender-neutral bathroom that was formerly the janitor’s closet before equity rebranded it as “The Affirmation Portal.”
The teacher—fresh off their annual 30-minute “Inclusive Pronoun Bingo” Zoom training—nods like they’ve just cracked the Da Vinci Code: “This child was obviously born in the wrong cosmic vessel. Time to deploy Full Stealth Protocol.” Meanwhile, you, the lowly taxpayer-funded biological parent, remain in blissful, court-ordered ignorance…..
Why? Because telling you would violate the child’s “right to privacy” under a law that somehow decided random credentialed adults are the superior judges of your family’s dynamics and that government pay-rolled teachers get to decide if your sons are are actually girls trapped in boys bodies, WHOA!
The same state that requires parental consent for a field trip to the zoo now insists that a 12-year-old’s unilateral decision to socially transition is classified intel too dangerous for Mom and Dad to possess… Lol!
But my sarcasm black hole deepens: Lawsuits are exploding like fireworks on the Fourth. Federal judges are flip-flopping harder than a politician in an election year—district courts say “parents have constitutional rights,” appeals courts slap a stay like “nah, secrecy forever,” and now everyone’s screaming at the Supreme Court to referee this dumpster fire. Teachers are suing to be allowed to tell parents. Parents are suing to stop being treated like potential threats. Districts are getting injunctions, stays, emergency appeals—it’s legal whack-a-mole on bath salts.
And the absolute chef’s-kiss irony? The law shields teachers from retaliation if they keep the secret. So if you somehow discover via a leaked group chat or your kid’s accidental “she/her” slip at dinner, and you storm the principal’s office demanding answers? Congrats—you’re now the bad guy by g-fag laws in California lol! The heroic educator who lied by omission gets state-backed armor. You? Potential “discrimination” defendant. Because nothing protects vulnerable youth like turning parents into the enemy by default…..
We’ve officially hit the timeline where California declares:
Trusting a kid who can’t legally buy a lottery ticket to decide their entire gender identity in secret? Empowering.
Trusting the people who changed their diapers, paid their medical bills, and taught them to ride a bike? Dangerous extremism.
Meanwhile, the state pats itself on the back for being a “safe haven” while districts hemorrhage teachers, parents flee to red states, and Elon Musk literally moves his HQ out partly because of laws like this. (Thanks for the receipts, Wikipedia.)
So here’s to you, Sacramento—you’ve turned public schools into the world’s most expensive game of hide-and-seek, where teachers play gender whisperer, kids play double agent, and parents play the clueless mark. If this isn’t the most hilariously tyrannical “progressive” flex since “defund the police but mandate pronoun compliance,” I don’t know what is.
Golden State is now officially a Golden G-fag asshole!
You thought my Elton Jocks jokes were cruel?
“Nothing can be more cruel than the government robbing you of your son cause they divided that he is a girl trapped in a boys body!”
That is the ultimate child abuse cruelty if because con’s your son out of manhood and knowing g-fags, if they don’t like you they will intentionally turn your son into their little bitch…
I grinned like a mother fucker every time stalker g-fags pitched me parenthood in California and their own brats being paraded like qwacking fuckin ducks, LOL!
And here now I CONDITIONED “YOU,” FULL GROWN ADULTS with just a single blog sized post to show how easy it is to mindfuck adults so imagine how easy it is for g-fags to brainwash minors into acceptance of being groomed to be opposite sex so I hit hard ass STAR Elton John to raise my issues with California State education system WEAPONIZED to CONDITION CHILDREN into FALSE belief they are trapped little girls inside boys bodies…
“When American ENEMY Government FAGS PITCH YOU their gigs, contracts, jobs, and careers; “TELL ‘EM TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES!”
Furthermore; what the Government is doing is that it deputized School fags to be Government Agents who decide how Your child is raised and g-fag indoctrinated — without you ever knowing it — and is taking a shit on your religion, Jesus of Christianity, Prophet Muhammad of Islam, Siddhartha Gautama (the Buddha) of Buddhism, Krishna (as a major Avatar of Vishnu) of Hinduism, Moses of Judaism, Guru Nanak of Sikhism, Confucius of Confucianism, Laozi of Taoism (Daoism), Mahavira of Jainism, Zoroaster (Zarathustra) of Zoroastrianism, Baha'u'llah of the Baha'i Faith, basically, GOVERNMENT IN CALIFORNIA mistakenly believes that it can deny your own children religious freedoms by replacing YOUR GOD with their own fucked up version of the American “God of Government” imposing its will upon your child to condition them into being gender other than what your child was born, thereby committing fraud, perpetuating it, and violating your religious freedoms while at it! GOD OF American Government fags is a FALSE GOD, don’t bow to it!
https://www.myvideotime.com/video/203/american-government-fags-buttfucking-in-the-room-where-they-had-9-11-hearing/
“You can have your cocksuckers salute me all day fuckin long, but the SECOND you pitch me g-fag recruitment, I’ll personally bust a cap up Your American enemy stalker bitch ass mother fucked asses!”
This RIGHT HERE, is as far as you’re ever going to to get with me…. To HELL wit’chuh CIA and NAVY fags, I’ll side with’chuh enemies in China and Russia against you ‘cause the enemies of my American g-fag agent stalker enemies make my best amigos!
Meanwhile;Go to your G-fag stalker-cockroach and mama-abductor City of LA before your next fires turn it into scorched earth and g-bitch factory you next batch of American enemy low IQ’d g-fag recruits, lol
Stateless Warrior
“Because his boyfriend jus jackhammered his ass!”
“Well, at least he got the tits he always wanted…”
Hey, I’m like totally fuckin stupid and shit, is that Sir Elton John or Madam?
Lemme kno in the comments below…
So…
What else I got to say bout it?
Watch this titles bitches cause I’m a #HashtagEJtits exactly x100;
1. #EltonTits
2. #SirEltonBoobs
3. #EltonJohnTits
4. #LateBloomingElton
5. #GrandpaGotTits
6. #EltonAgedLikeFineWineAndTits
7. #RocketManBoobs
8. #TinyDancerBigTits
9. #EltonJohnGlowUpGoneWrong
10. #CrocodileRockers
11. #BennieAndTheTits
12. #GoodbyeYellowBrickTit
13. #EltonJohnMoobsUpgrade
14. #OldAgeTittyCommittee
15. #Sir Elton’s New Girls
16. #EltonJohnChestDay
17. #PianoManGotRacks
18. #TitsOnTheYellowBrickRoad
19. #EltonJohnHormoneEra
20. #LevonsTits
21. #EltonJohnMatureContent
22. #SilverFoxTits
23. #EltonJohnGeriatricGlow
24. #KnighthoodAndNiceTits
25. #EltonTittyRenaissance
26. #SunglassesAndSideboob
27. #EltonJohnLateLifePlotTwist
28. #YourSongButWithTits
29. #CandleInTheWindAndTits
30. #EltonJohnCleavageEra
31. #GrannyGlitterTits
32. #EltonJohnBoobJobAt80
33. #TitsAndTiara
34. #EltonJohnMammaryMiracle
35. #OldButBusty
36. #EltonJohnTitGate
37. #SaturdayNightTitsFever
38. #EltonJohnCupSizeLegend
39. #FromGlitterToUnderwire
40. #EltonJohnMenopauseEra
41. #TitsOverTheRainbow
42. #EltonJohnDoubleDsIn2025
43. #PerezHiltonApproves
44. #EltonJohnTitTok
45. #BitchImEltonWithTits
46. #GoldenYearsGoldenTits
47. #EltonJohnSupportGroup
48. #BraForTheAges
49. #SirEltonUnderBoob
50. #EltonJohnTittyTwist
51. #DontLetTheSunGoDownOnMyTits
52. #ImStillStandingWithThese
53. #EltonJohnAreolaEra
54. #FabulousAndFullFigured
55. #EltonJohnLactationLegend
56. #TitsByTheOcean (sorry Elton)
57. #EltonJohnMatureMilkers
58. #GlitterAndGalactorrhea
59. #EltonJohnBoobTube
60. #NipplesInTheWind
61. #EltonJohnTitillatingComeback
62. #80sIcon80DDs
63. #EltonJohnPerkyAt80
64. #SagittariusWithSaggers
65. #EltonJohnBreastFriend
66. #TitsAndLasVegasResidency
67. #EltonJohnPushUpEra
68. #LegendHasTits
69. #EltonJohnMammogramIcon
70. #FromFlamboyantToFullBust
71. #EltonJohnTitTuesday
72. #BoobsOverTheRainbow
73. #EltonJohnCleavageGoals
74. #OldQueenNewQueens
75. #EltonJohnTitPicWhen
76. #SirTitsALot
77. #EltonJohnBreastCancerAwarenessKing
78. #GlitteratiWithTits
79. #EltonJohnLingerieLine
80. #TitsAtTheMetGala
81. #EltonJohnBoobstagram
82. #MatureSirTits
83. #EltonJohnUnderwireKing
84. #TittyJohn
85. #EltonGotTheGirls
86. #PianoAndPaddedBra
87. #EltonJohnTitJourney
88. #FromZeroToHeroCup
89. #EltonJohnBustyEra
90. #SilverTitsClub
91. #EltonJohnRackOfTheCentury
92. #TitsAndFeathers
93. #EltonJohnBoobapalooza
94. #GrandpaGlitterBoobs
95. #EltonJohnTitAnnouncementWhen
96. #SirEltonMammary
97. #TitsIn sequins
98. #EltonJohnLateLifeLactation
99. #BoobsAndBowieLegacy
100. #EltonJohnFinallyGotTheGirls
And why Elton can’t walk no ‘muh?
His tits throw’n his saggy ass outtuh BaLaNcE!
Yo bro, you also crave a pair of fuckin tits?
And why doesn’t Elton sing anymore?
“Cause he’s always got somebody’s dick in his mouth — in England!”
And Elton’s favorite desert?
“Homemade MAYO!”
AND why don’t Elton John come to Hollywood anymore?
“Because J-Lo always beats him outtuh FRESH COCKS!”
Is Elton John patriotic?
“No British Artist including Beatles has taken more
Dicks up his ass for mother fucked England!”
And how did Elton meet his current husband?
“He didn’t meet him, he sucked him in!”
What kind of PLUGS did Elton get?
“Hair plugs and ass plugs!”
What’s Elton’s favorite RIDE?
“Dildo stamped UBER!”
Why Elton’s neighbours don’t allow their children to play in Elton’s yard anymore?”
“Because they were sucking what was inside his discarded condoms because he told them it was MAYO, and their children brought it to their parents so they can taste what “Uncle Elton” has all ovuh his fuckin yard!”
Why Elton never goes to Africa?”
“So he doesn’t catch AIDS — from a monkey…”
Elton’s favorite musical sound producing instrument?
“Vibrator generated prior to FULL anal or oral insertion…”
The most appropriate way to greet Elon?
“YO, THE BITCH IS BACK!”
And how YOU can become a Star like Elton?
“Swallow balls deep x12 — BACKSTAGE!”
And what happened when Elton walked up to a HUGE African black dude in London, staring at the large colorful parrot on his shoulder, and asking him “where he got him?”
“The parrot responded; “In Africa, they’re all over the fuckin place!”
How BIG is Elton John’s asshole?
“Slightly smaller than American State of ALASKA!”
What equals to Alaska’s Oil Jackhammering?
“Elton’s asshammering…”
Is Elton an Alcoholic?
“No, he’s a CockAholic…”
What does Elton use his hands for beside Piano?
“Aged wine in one hand, FRESH DICK — in the other!”
And what’s it honnuh say on his tombstone?
“BITCH — Elton John…”
But wait, Elton’s a Britt, how do Americans compare in California?
Oh, California, the radiant American beacon of unhinged utopia, it’s now January 2026, and AB 1955—the majestic SAFETY Act (because “safety” clearly means “state-sanctioned secrecy club, lol!”)—has been marinating in its own brilliance for over a year. And guess what? The California State clown G-fag car is still speeding down the 405 with no brakes, no map, and definitely no parental supervision. So, lemme recap this American California State experiment in peak government overreach, shall I?
Your kids—let’s call them “Mini-You”—head off to school one crisp morning with their $12 oat-milk latte and dreams of algebra. By lunch, they’ve informed the entire staff they’re now “Aether Voidspark,” demand they/them pronouns, and are using the gender-neutral bathroom that was formerly the janitor’s closet before equity rebranded it as “The Affirmation Portal.”
The teacher—fresh off their annual 30-minute “Inclusive Pronoun Bingo” Zoom training—nods like they’ve just cracked the Da Vinci Code: “This child was obviously born in the wrong cosmic vessel. Time to deploy Full Stealth Protocol.” Meanwhile, you, the lowly taxpayer-funded biological parent, remain in blissful, court-ordered ignorance…..
Why? Because telling you would violate the child’s “right to privacy” under a law that somehow decided random credentialed adults are the superior judges of your family’s dynamics and that government pay-rolled teachers get to decide if your sons are are actually girls trapped in boys bodies, WHOA!
The same state that requires parental consent for a field trip to the zoo now insists that a 12-year-old’s unilateral decision to socially transition is classified intel too dangerous for Mom and Dad to possess… Lol!
But my sarcasm black hole deepens: Lawsuits are exploding like fireworks on the Fourth. Federal judges are flip-flopping harder than a politician in an election year—district courts say “parents have constitutional rights,” appeals courts slap a stay like “nah, secrecy forever,” and now everyone’s screaming at the Supreme Court to referee this dumpster fire. Teachers are suing to be allowed to tell parents. Parents are suing to stop being treated like potential threats. Districts are getting injunctions, stays, emergency appeals—it’s legal whack-a-mole on bath salts.
And the absolute chef’s-kiss irony? The law shields teachers from retaliation if they keep the secret. So if you somehow discover via a leaked group chat or your kid’s accidental “she/her” slip at dinner, and you storm the principal’s office demanding answers? Congrats—you’re now the bad guy by g-fag laws in California lol! The heroic educator who lied by omission gets state-backed armor. You? Potential “discrimination” defendant. Because nothing protects vulnerable youth like turning parents into the enemy by default…..
We’ve officially hit the timeline where California declares:
Trusting a kid who can’t legally buy a lottery ticket to decide their entire gender identity in secret? Empowering.
Trusting the people who changed their diapers, paid their medical bills, and taught them to ride a bike? Dangerous extremism.
Meanwhile, the state pats itself on the back for being a “safe haven” while districts hemorrhage teachers, parents flee to red states, and Elon Musk literally moves his HQ out partly because of laws like this. (Thanks for the receipts, Wikipedia.)
So here’s to you, Sacramento—you’ve turned public schools into the world’s most expensive game of hide-and-seek, where teachers play gender whisperer, kids play double agent, and parents play the clueless mark. If this isn’t the most hilariously tyrannical “progressive” flex since “defund the police but mandate pronoun compliance,” I don’t know what is.
Golden State is now officially a Golden G-fag asshole!
You thought my Elton Jocks jokes were cruel?
“Nothing can be more cruel than the government robbing you of your son cause they divided that he is a girl trapped in a boys body!”
That is the ultimate child abuse cruelty if because con’s your son out of manhood and knowing g-fags, if they don’t like you they will intentionally turn your son into their little bitch…
I grinned like a mother fucker every time stalker g-fags pitched me parenthood in California and their own brats being paraded like qwacking fuckin ducks, LOL!
And here now I CONDITIONED “YOU,” FULL GROWN ADULTS with just a single blog sized post to show how easy it is to mindfuck adults so imagine how easy it is for g-fags to brainwash minors into acceptance of being groomed to be opposite sex so I hit hard ass STAR Elton John to raise my issues with California State education system WEAPONIZED to CONDITION CHILDREN into FALSE belief they are trapped little girls inside boys bodies…
“When American ENEMY Government FAGS PITCH YOU their gigs, contracts, jobs, and careers; “TELL ‘EM TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES!”
Furthermore; what the Government is doing is that it deputized School fags to be Government Agents who decide how Your child is raised and g-fag indoctrinated — without you ever knowing it — and is taking a shit on your religion, Jesus of Christianity, Prophet Muhammad of Islam, Siddhartha Gautama (the Buddha) of Buddhism, Krishna (as a major Avatar of Vishnu) of Hinduism, Moses of Judaism, Guru Nanak of Sikhism, Confucius of Confucianism, Laozi of Taoism (Daoism), Mahavira of Jainism, Zoroaster (Zarathustra) of Zoroastrianism, Baha'u'llah of the Baha'i Faith, basically, GOVERNMENT IN CALIFORNIA mistakenly believes that it can deny your own children religious freedoms by replacing YOUR GOD with their own fucked up version of the American “God of Government” imposing its will upon your child to condition them into being gender other than what your child was born, thereby committing fraud, perpetuating it, and violating your religious freedoms while at it! GOD OF American Government fags is a FALSE GOD, don’t bow to it!
https://www.myvideotime.com/video/203/american-government-fags-buttfucking-in-the-room-where-they-had-9-11-hearing/
“You can have your cocksuckers salute me all day fuckin long, but the SECOND you pitch me g-fag recruitment, I’ll personally bust a cap up Your American enemy stalker bitch ass mother fucked asses!”
This RIGHT HERE, is as far as you’re ever going to to get with me…. To HELL wit’chuh CIA and NAVY fags, I’ll side with’chuh enemies in China and Russia against you ‘cause the enemies of my American g-fag agent stalker enemies make my best amigos!
Meanwhile;Go to your G-fag stalker-cockroach and mama-abductor City of LA before your next fires turn it into scorched earth and g-bitch factory you next batch of American enemy low IQ’d g-fag recruits, lol
Stateless Warrior
