https://www.myvideotime.com/tags/trump/ Wed, 22 Jul 2026 16:37:20 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1290/trump-is-fucking-meloni/
Trump & Meloni’s “Very Special Relationship” Just Went Full Pornhub — and will be the next full-feature film I will produce? Well, I ain’t gonnuh take my sarcasm that far but… Will make it a blogpost series… Titled; “The Fuck That Broke the Internet! (and Probably the Bed)” Posted by Stateless Warrior on July 7, 2026 | 69,420 views and climbing faster than Trump’s hands on a hot fucking mic! A private villa in Tuscany so fancy even Berlusconi would’ve blushed! Olive trees weee swaying with real olives, not that fake shit at American Supermarkets with FAKE Olive oil labels….The faint smell of espresso and impending poor decisions permeates in the air as Donald J. Trump walks in wearing nothing but a red MAGA hat, his favorite gold watch, and that “I just grabbed democracy by the pussy” grin… You kno’ what I mean? Giorgia Meloni is waiting in a power suit that’s already half-unbuttoned because she’s Italian and doesn’t have time for foreplay that lasts longer than a government coalition…. Trump doesn’t bother with hello though cause this American Prez is all bout Italian pussy biz 24/7/365! “Giorgia, baby Donnie quirked… You’re looking tremendous…. Almost as tremendous as my… Manly Tylenol bruised hands… You know what they say about big hands, right? They’re the best hands… The greatest hands… People tell me all the time.” Meloni smirks, that famous scowl melting into something dangerous. “Donald, you talk too much... In Italy we say ‘chi parla troppo, fotte poco.’ The one who talks too much fucks too little!” Trump’s eyes light up like he just heard the words “tariff” and “beautiful pussy up for grabs time…” “Challenge accepted.” Clothes don’t just come off — they flee the scene like a CNN five O’clock deadline chasing corporate cocksucking cunt of a reporter at a Trump rally! Her blouse hits the floor cause it’s dicky-ducky time and Meloni’s melons firm up in anticipation of Antares mushroom shaped throbbing cock surfing her Italian pussy — again and again! Trump stares at her chest like he’s inspecting a new golf course… Nice melons — he quirks.. “Meloni? More like Melons…. These are the best melons... The yugest melons! I love melons! I’m gonna motorboat these melons like I’m at the Iowa State Fair and I just won the blue ribbon for ‘Most Tremendous Tit Man.’” Even Rudy Hiuliani, a World renowned Italian tit aficionado would have been jealous… He dives in face-first. Brrrrrrrrrrrt! Meloni actually giggles — a sound so rare it probably caused a small earthquake in Ragusa Sicily where my late uncle Biaggio was born as females on my family’s Serbian side of my family got married to Guido’s… “Mamma mia! Your mouth is like a Dyson vacuum — sucking everything in its path and making weird noises!” Trump comes up for air, hair slightly askew (which for him is basically full nudity). “That’s the best motorboating you’ve ever had… Admit it! Nobody motorboats like me…. Ask anyone.” She shoves him onto the bed with surprising strength — the same strength she uses to keep Italy’s far-right coalition from eating itself alive… “Show me, big man! Or are you all talk like every other American president?” Trump’s pants hit the floor... His “tremendous asset” springs free like it’s been waiting to Make America Hard Again. “Look at this… The best dick.. The greatest Mushroom shaped dick… Some people say it’s the biggest dick in presidential history. Bigger than Washington’s! Bigger than Lincoln’s! Way bigger than Sleepy Joe’s — that guy couldn’t get it up with a crane and a bottle of Viagra.” Meloni straddles him… Sucks him balls deep x12 no problemo, drains his fuckin pipes, and this American President has had a hardon for Italian cunts ever since so let the Prez of USA get his dick wet again and again and mind your own fuck’n business cause the fate of the free World depends on it, but if all the President chooses to hold in his hand is a hammer, everything will look like a nail and he will be swingin’ it till the end of his term without accomplishing anything worthwhile… And because Trump has even turned former Pentagon needlessly into a war hammer, he has led USA on a dead end in Hormuz… Furthermore; Trump has allowed Israel to operate without conditions, without demands, without consequences — which is a total mistake because it is his nconditional support that has allowed Netanyahu to deny food and medical relief to innocent Palestinians in Gaza, leaving the WHILE world to conclude that Israelis not only want to kill Palestinians, but they are completely indifferent to their death, to their destruction and completely indifferent to their suffering, and that is why the while World has already turned against Israel and will have no apathy for their anti Palestinian operations which are clearly a Genocide at this juncture…. Pussy grabber bit more than he could chew… What do I think of Jew Arab conflicts? Honestly? "That those chanting 'from the river to the sea' need to never be allowed to have their way, and that those calling for a 'Greater Israel,’ need to never never be allowed to have have your way either because both sides need to be compelled by a neutral not one sided party like Trump 2.0 USA, to be compelled against their will to a mutually acceptable compromise…” But that will never be cause idiots are in power…. Best of luck on dead end street called Hormuz, you went down the wrong rabbit hole you foolish old bafoon…. “If 20,000 POLICE agencies all responded to domestic violence calls with firearms to handout to their favorites, all parties in dispute would be dead fuckin corpses so if you don’t have that policy domestically in force, you sure as hell don’t enact it in Global politics unless you want to be $CREWED again and again.. Stateless Warrior ]]> Tue, 07 Jul 2026 19:59:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1290/trump-is-fucking-meloni/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1288/trump-family-s-crypto-and-spac-con/
Another Chapter in the Trump University Playbook; In the long, sordid history of American confidence schemes, few operators have demonstrated the durability and adaptability of x34 convicted American Conman Donald Trump and his inner circle, who even conned gullible American cocksuckers to second term so again and AGAIN… And this American shyster began with Trump University — a real estate seminar empire that promised ordinary Americans the secrets of wealth but delivered lawsuits, regret, and a $25 million settlement — has evolved into sleeker, digital-age variants: meme coins, governance tokens, and blank-check SPAC’s… The pattern is unmistakable and brutally consistent folks! Hype fueled by the Trump brand and political loyalty draws in retail investors and fans — mostly loyal gullible AmeriKKKan MAGA cocksuckers…. Insiders extract enormous value with minimal personal capital at risk. The assets crater….. Supporters are left holding the bag — often substantially poorer, sometimes near penniless — while the family and close associates walk away with hundreds of millions or billions…. This is not speculation or partisan spin…. It is documented in financial disclosures, blockchain data, SEC prior actions (now they all under his thumb though…), court records, and investigative reporting from outlets like Reuters and The Wall Street Journal. The numbers tell a stark story of wealth transfer. So lemme REWIND to this Conman’s beginning… Trump University: “The Original Playbook” Trump University operated from roughly 2005 to 2010. It advertised intensive real estate investing seminars, mentorship by Trump himself or his “hand-picked” experts, and a path to riches. Prospective students were lured with free introductory workshops, then pressured into expensive multi-day programs costing $1,000 to $35,000 or more…. Internal documents and lawsuits later revealed the reality: Trump had minimal involvement… The “mentors” were often unqualified. Promises of ongoing support and “secrets” evaporated after payment. New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman called it an “illegal educational institution” and accused it of “swindling thousands of Americans out of millions of dollars.” Class-action and individual lawsuits alleged fraud, false advertising, and deceptive practices…. In 2018 — a year after American g-fags and cunts in Los Angeles abducted my mother to torture her and isolate her for life without a single court order or warrant — after years of litigation and just before trials that could have been damaging, Trump settled the cases for $25 million without admitting wrongdoing… Victims recovered roughly 80-90% of what they had paid. Many had already lost far more in opportunity costs, credit card debt, and shattered dreams. Trump later claimed he would have won at trial. The settlement told a different story…. This was the template though: Leverage fame and aspirational branding to sell hope to people who could least afford to lose! Extract maximum revenue upfront. When the reckoning comes, settle without admission and move on to the next venture… The Crypto Swindle: “Billions for the Family, Billions in Losses for Everyone Else!” Fast-forward to 2025 my channel aficionados… The Trump family, with sons Eric and Donald Trump Jr. prominently involved in promotion and structure, launched “World Liberty Financial” (WLFI), a decentralized finance project selling governance tokens. They also backed or profited from the $TRUMP memecoin and related ventures including deals involving Sigma and American Bitcoin…. According to a detailed Reuters investigation, the Trump family netted approximately $2.3 billion from these crypto projects as of late April 2026, with little to no meaningful personal cash investment or downside risk. World Liberty Financial raised about $1.4 billion selling 30 billion governance tokens. The family took roughly a 75% cut of proceeds and related expenses, netting around $987 million from initial sales plus another $460 million or more from additional token movements. A deal with publicly traded Sigma funneled another $500-538 million to the family…. The $TRUMP memecoin, launched in January 2025 amid heavy promotion, generated roughly $1.2 billion in revenue; the family received about half or more through royalties, fees, and arrangements — Trump personally reported around $636 million in one disclosure tranche… Meanwhile, outside investors collectively lost roughly $2.3 billion (including paper losses) in the same projects. The WLFI token, sold initially at 1.5–5 cents, lost more than 80% of its value after trading began. The $TRUMP memecoin peaked at $75.35 before crashing over 97% to around $1.65–$2.38 range by spring/summer 2026. Nansen data showed roughly two-thirds of wallets that bought the memecoin were in the red; one analysis put combined losses for buyers at $3.81 billion by late June 2026… Whoa, some poor suckers got totally fucked and my heart out to them…. Retail investors — many of them Trump supporters hoping to “be part of history” or get rich quick — bore the brunt! Early large traders sometimes profited, but later buyers and long-term holders watched their money evaporate. One WSJ-profiled investor, Morten Christensen, poured money into WLFI tokens dreaming of retirement; instead, the value tanked… The family’s risk was negligible. Startup costs appear to have been minimal (possibly under $1 million and potentially covered in tokens). Profits came from token sales cuts, founder-style economics, royalties on trades, and sweetheart deals. Sons Eric and Donald Trump Jr. participated in promotional events (including ringing the Nasdaq bell for a related transaction) and received stakes in affiliated projects…. A cryptocurrency investor even filed suit alleging fraud and breach of contract against the WLFI venture. The structure — hype-driven token launches, locked holdings for early buyers, dramatic price collapses — left many ordinary participants substantially poorer. Some descriptions from blockchain analytics and reporting indicate near-total losses for significant portions of retail money that entered after the initial hype peaks. This was not a neutral market event. It was a classic extraction: monetize enthusiasm and brand loyalty at scale, shift all downside to dispersed retail holders, and book enormous gains on the way up and through fees/royalties…. The Sons’ SPAC Plays: “Same Script, Different Wrapper!” The pattern extends to special purpose acquisition companies (SPACs) — “SPEC” vehicles in the query’s likely shorthand. SPAC’s in case you dunno, are shell companies that go public via IPO, raise money from investors, then hunt for a private company to merge with, taking it public without traditional IPO scrutiny… Donald Trump Jr. backed the GrabAGun SPAC merger (an online firearms retailer pitched as the “Amazon of guns”). The stock plunged more than 20–24% on its NYSE debut day in 2025 and continued sliding, with shares dropping to roughly one-third of debut levels in short order. Retail investors who bought the hype suffered immediate, steep losses. Trump Jr. received shares as part of the backing arrangement; the company later authorized a stock buyback while insiders had already extracted value through promotion and equity…. Eric and Donald Trump Jr. also joined the advisory board of New America Acquisition Corp., a SPAC targeting U.S. manufacturing companies aligned with Trump policy themes. They were set to receive millions of founder shares (reports indicated roughly 3 million for Eric and 2 million for Don Jr.). SPAC economics classically favor sponsors: they get cheap or free founder shares that can be worth fortunes if the deal closes or even if hype inflates the stock temporarily, while public shareholders often suffer dilution and post-merger declines. Many SPAC’s historically underperform or fail entirely… Trump’s own earlier vehicle, Digital World Acquisition Corp. (DWAC), which merged to create Trump Media & Technology Group (Truth Social’s parent), carried its own red flags. The SEC charged DWAC with fraud for materially misleading investors and the Commission about its pre-IPO plans to pursue the TMTG merger. The company settled. Post-merger, the operating business posted tens of millions in losses on minimal revenue while the stock experienced extreme volatility — classic SPAC boom-and-bust dynamics that left many later buyers underwater… In each case, the sons and family leveraged the Trump name and supporter base to attract capital into high-risk structures. Insiders secured equity and fees with limited downside. Public/retail investors absorbed the volatility and crashes… The Uncomfortable Parallels I WILL DRAW HERE; “Trump University 2.0 (Digital Edition)” The through-line from Trump University to these crypto and SPAC ventures is impossible to ignore: Brand as the Product: Trump University sold “Trump” mentorship. WLFI and $TRUMP sold “Trump crypto.” GrabAGun and New America sold “Trump-aligned” business or manufacturing revival. The name does the heavy lifting; substance is secondary… Hype Over Substance: Seminars promised life-changing knowledge that rarely materialized. Tokens and SPAC shares were pitched amid political excitement and “movement” rhetoric as tickets to financial upside or cultural participation. Reality delivered price crashes and operating losses…. Asymmetric Risk and Reward: Trump and family put up little cash and extracted hundreds of millions to billions via sales cuts,…. royalties, founder shares, and deals. Investors put up real money and bore near-total downside when values collapsed. This mirrors how Trump University collected tuition upfront while delivering little ongoing value. Legal and Regulatory Shadows: Trump University ended in a massive settlement. DWAC faced SEC fraud charges for misleading disclosures. WLFI has drawn lawsuits alleging fraud. The consistent presence of legal exposure without admissions of guilt follows the same defensive playbook. Target Audience: Everyday Americans, often Trump supporters and fans, who trusted the brand or wanted to participate in something bigger. Many were not sophisticated institutional players; they were retail buyers hoping for a win…. No Skin in the Game for Insiders on the Downside: Whether seminar tuition or token purchases, the promoters cashed out or locked in gains while the assets cratered for later participants. The scale is larger now — billions instead of millions — because crypto and public markets allow faster, broader extraction. But the psychology and mechanics are identical. Investor Beware: “Trump Con Pattern Persists!” Donald Trump has long positioned himself as a master dealmaker who “wins” for America and his supporters. In these specific ventures, the data I dug up shows a different scoreboard: the family and close associates win big on the extraction side; a large cohort of retail participants — many loyal to the brand — lose big on the investment side… This is not to say every Trump-linked project is identical or that crypto itself is inherently fraudulent. Memecoins and SPAC’s are inherently speculative; many fail independently. What stands out here, per Reuters, WSJ, SEC records, and court documents, is the repeatable asymmetry: maximum upside and minimal risk for the Trump ecosystem, maximum downside transferred to dispersed supporters and investors…. If history is any guide, the next chapter will arrive with fresh branding — perhaps another token, another SPAC, another “opportunity” tied to the name. The question for anyone considering participation is simple: Are you investing in a sound business with aligned incentives, or are you buying into the latest iteration of a proven model that has repeatedly left ordinary people holding devalued assets while insiders book life-changing gains? The Trump University victims eventually got most of their money back through litigation and settlement. Crypto and SPAC participants rarely have that luxury once tokens go to zero or shares collapse. The house doesn’t just win — in these structures, the house often doesn’t even have to play with its own money… Read the disclosures BITCH! Check the blockchain data — DUH! Look at post-launch price action and operating results. Then decide whether this particular “opportunity” looks more like education… or another expensive lesson… Don’t be a gullible fuckin sucker dumbass! https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1182/no-g-fag-agent-and-cunts-allowed/ *NO G-FAG CUNT AGENT STALKER FAGGOTS WILL EVER BE ALLOWED ON ANY PLATFORM I ENGINEERED FROM SCRATCH! Stateless Warrior ]]> Mon, 06 Jul 2026 22:52:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1288/trump-family-s-crypto-and-spac-con/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1222/donald-trump-hired-as-spokesperson/
BestieMobile.com needed an Official Idiot and Donald Jackass Gump — was the perfect fit! And announcing that absolutely all crypto transactions on all my platforms will shortly be completely untraceable to all governments on planet Earth! Best of luck to federal stalker agent fags and cunts tracing payment on any of my platforms including my upcoming Global Wire Transfering Service… In going to completely assfuck all government g-fag agent stalker fuckers the World over! Why did I engineer that? Bitcoin and Ethereum are public… Anyone can see wallet balances and transaction history… That is great for auditability but not for everyday spending, like paying a freelancer without revealing your entire financial life. So here is how it works… A. Three Core Privacy Technologies 1. Stealth Addresses; Every payment generates a unique, one-time address visible only to the sender and receiver. No two transactions can be linked back to the same wallet. 2. Ring Signatures; Your crypto transaction on any of my platforms will be digitally mixed with past transactions from other users. Outsiders and agent fags and cunts can verify it is valid but cannot tell which person signed it… 3. Confidential Transactions; Amounts are encrypted on the blockchain. The network verifies that no coins are created out of thin air, but the actual sum is hidden… Poof! Magic… Result: Sender, receiver, and amount are all hidden. The transactions are untraceable and unlinkable… Not even NSA Red Teamer g-fags can do Jack Shit bout it and neither can the mother fuckin FBI… Crypto newbie? Lemme explain a bit more… For transparent blockchains like Bitcoin or Ethereum: Ledger is fully public If you reuse an address, transactions are linkable Amounts are visible to all Sender identity is pseudonymous but still traceable Fungibility is poor because tainted coins can be blacklisted Auditability is complete, which is good for institutions For private digital cash: Ledger is obfuscated or encrypted One-time addresses make transactions unlinkable Amounts are hidden Ring signatures make the sender anonymous Fungibility is full, every coin is identical Auditability is selective; you can share view keys if needed True financial privacy like cash but digital and global. Protection against surveillance, targeted ads, or discriminatory de-banking. Fungibility is the missing piece in crypto. Without it, some coins are dirty… With private cash, every coin is equal…. This type of private digital cash is already accepted by hundreds of merchants and payment gateways and will be on my Hlobal Money Transmitter Playform SicarioAi Crypto Payments. It will be great for donations, journalism, and any situation where financial privacy is a human right. I will allow you to assfuck United States Federal Cock sucker transaction surveillance… All that’s left for you to do, is assfuck FBI fags and bitch agents! Pssst…. Yo… Federal American Fuckheads; Can you stupid COCKSUCKERS AND CUNTS manage to trace any of my users after I blocked you? Hey, can you track their payments you federal faghot bitches? Wannuh try your Hawaiian NAVY FAG Orangutan’s? lol! Stateless Warrior ]]> Mon, 01 Jun 2026 19:14:06 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1222/donald-trump-hired-as-spokesperson/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1203/trump-fucked-raw-by-iran/
Just as I predicted with LASER-PRECISION…. This senile, spray-tanned piece of syphilitic shit actually believed the hardcore Iranian mullahs—who jack off to “Death to America” chants every single fuckin sunrise—would just roll over, drop their pants, and hand over enriched uranium like some cheap whore sucking dick for a Trump Tower timeshare. You bloated fucking failure, with your tiny hands and even tinier brain, thought sanctions and your retarded tweets would make them cry uncle? These bastards eat pressure for breakfast, shit rockets for lunch, and you’re out here pretending you’re some tough guy while they laugh at your diaper-wearing ass. Trump, you pathetic limp-dicked conman, you couldn’t negotiate a happy meal from a starving toddler, let alone stare down a regime that’s survived every asshole who’s tried to fuck them over. Go choke on your own spray tan, you electoral fraud fuckin whiner! “Art of the Deal” my ass, you doddering fuckwit—this Is the Art of “Getting Your Saggy Balls Smashed in the Desert” Trump, you gibbering orange catastrophe, you love bragging about being the ultimate dealmaker while your “genius” foreign policy is about as effective as a fart in a Floriduh hurricane! You thought you’d haggle with Iran like a bankrupt casino hustler scamming marks in Atlantic City? These mullahs looked at your “maximum pressure” bullshit the way a honey badger looks at a limp prick—utterly unimpressed—and kept spinning those centrifuges while you jerked off to your own reflection. You failed-upward fuckstick, your “nuclear dust” victory lap was nothing but hot air from a man whose entire life is one long bankruptcy disguised as success. Iran told you to eat shit, and you smiled for the cameras like the dementia-ridden clown you are! Cruel reality, Trump: You’re not a dealmaker, you’re a deal-breaker who turns every negotiation into a public circle-jerk where America gets bent over. The Copium Factories are working overtime because your “Cult of Retarded Trump G-Fags Can’t Handle You Getting Cucked Like the Weak Bitch You Are!” Right now, you Trump, you gold-plated turd, your brainless followers are spinning this as “fake news” or “deep state sabotage” while you’re sitting there with enriched uranium still firmly in Iranian hands, your “surrender” fantasy evaporating faster than your hairline. You senile sack of shit promised the world, delivered jack shit except more chaos, higher tensions, and Iranians doubling down on their stockpile like “fuck you, orange clown.” Your entire personality is huffing your own farts and calling it strategy. Every time reality rams its boot up your ass—whether elections, economies, or this nuclear fuckup—you scream “RIGGED!” like the whiny, bankrupt loser you’ve always been. Trump, you talentless, cheating rapist wannabe, your “Art of the Deal” is a joke, your legacy is radioactive failure, and Iran just proved you’re all bark, no bite, and zero balls. Keep tweeting your copium, you walking punchline. Stay mad at me you drooling Trump cunts, it’s a a free solar juice fuh muh fuck your leader posts! Your orange god is a fraud who got publicly bitch-slapped by Iran again, and the enriched uranium ain’t going anywhere except deeper into their mountains while he cries about it on Truth Social. What a fucking joke you retards are, and will be again and again — until Iran has a working nuke that can reach WaSHITon D.C., like North Korea has already.. Go choke on my dick MAGA fags and cunts, you are loved here x12 balls deep! Stateless Warrior ]]> Thu, 21 May 2026 21:28:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1203/trump-fucked-raw-by-iran/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1196/trump-brady-bunch-show/
Trump Brady Bunch Show: A very special episode of pure, “Unhinged Degradation” for all members of American Nation! In the shittiest house on Wisteria Lane, where the laugh track is just Russian bots clapping and the set is made of gold spray paint over cardboard, I the founder and CEO of MyVideoTime.com present Trump Brady Bunch Show – the wholesome 1970’s sitcom reimagined by me as a clown car full of grifters, sycophants, and one orange reality-TV tumor that somehow got reelected…. So mellow get right down to it cause I’m sure ya’ll is busy and have lives to live — unlike this MAGA Cancer spreading in all vital organs of federal American government… Mike Brady is Donald Trump 2.0. Same helmet hair, except Mike’s was brown and dignified. Trump’s is the color of a Cheeto that lost a fight with a tanning bed and a Sharpie. Mike built things…. Trump builds nothing but debt and he spent his entire life building debt so he doesn’t have to pay any taxes and can live in leap of gold plated luxury, walls that Mexico didn’t pay for, and an ego the size of his diaper-dependent ass! Every episode Mike would calmly solve a minor family problem with architect wisdom. Trump solves problems by posting “FAKE NEWS!” while shitting his pants and demanding the nuclear codes so he can nuke a hurricane! Mike loved his blended family… Trump loves his blended family and worth a mention that each of his bastards was shit out by a different Ho, Ho, Ho, WHORES…. He’s the dad who promises ice cream then sells the truck to fund another golf weekend at his own failing resort…. “Kids, the check is in the mail… just like my bone spurs during Vietnam.” Classic Mike. Carol Brady is Melania when she’s forced to smile for the cameras, but mostly it’s Jew-whore Ivanka trying to play the elegant stepmom while quietly googling “countries with no extradition.” Carol was graceful…. These two look like they’ve been Botoxed into permanent hostage videos! Carol baked cookies…. Ivanka sells $10,000 bibles with gold edges and her dad’s mugshot on the back…. Every time Carol said “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia,” Ivanka hears “Jared, Jared, Jared” and seethes because the real favorite is whichever kid hasn’t betrayed him on TV this week…. Hard to keep family shit in order when all been shit out by PAID whore cunts like Melania… Alice the housekeeper is Elon Clown Musk…. The guy who’s supposed to keep the house running but instead snorts ketamine, posts rocket memes at 3 a.m., and accidentally fires half the staff while posting on platform “X” about free speech…. Alice was competent and lovable... Elon is a walking South African Reddit mod who bought Twitter to own the libs and ended up owning a $40 billion meme stock that tweets like a schizophrenic! He’s the “housekeeper” who shows up in a Cybertruck that costs more than the entire Brady house, promises to fix the leaky roof with neural implants, then accidentally launches the roof into orbit while calling it “progress.” Elon walks around calling everyone “pedophiles” while his own platform is a Nazi bar with blue checks! In this episode Alice tries to make dinner and Elon turns the oven into a flamethrower “for efficiency,” burning down the kitchen and tweeting “This is why we need Mars!” Cruel? The man has more children than brain cells that still work and them brats are going to finish sending American to Hell, which is where their daddy left off — while one of his sons is in West Hollywood conducting thermal dermal elasticity tests of male genitalia in his mouth and playing spermjaculation — again and again — while bent over like a hooker in Nevada’s We Dover trying to get pregnant to please his Papa and be the first to bring him grandchildren but absent the Uterus his plan B is to trade Daddy’s Rocketfuel for fresh Nigerian lads after he has them sandblasted to please Papa’s racist outlook on humanity! Total bitch and still waiting for his first menstrual cycle by the way, Elsa elusive as his Papa’s MARS illusions.. Greg Brady, the cool oldest son with the groovy guitar, is J.D. Vance (retarded edition)…. Greg had potential. J.D. wrote Hillbilly Elegy, then immediately deep-throated Trump’s wrinkled balls so hard his eyes changed color! Greg sang “Ditty Wah Ditty.” J.D. says “cat ladies” and “childless cat ladies” like a guy who just discovered Reddit’s incel forums in 2016…. Every time Greg matured, J.D. regresses further into whatever Appalachian cosplay the focus groups want. He’s the guy who went from “Trump is America’s Hitler” to “I’m gonna lick Hitler’s boots clean, sir.” Retarded Vance tries to grow the beard to look wise but just looks like a hillbilly who lost a fight with a hedge trimmer! Greg got the girls. J.D. gets couch memes and the undying hatred of every woman under 50 — auch! Vance is the living prof that a redneck can get a Law Degree and still be the dumbest cracker ever born! Marcia Brady is Marco Rubio – Trump’s personal cock-munching lapdog… Marcia was the pretty, popular one. Marco is the human embodiment of a wet paper towel that grew a mustache and learned to say “Mr. President” while on his knees… Little Marco…. Every time Marcia got a pimple it was a national crisis. Marco gets a spine for five seconds, Trump calls him “Little Marco,” and suddenly Marco is crying in Spanish on the Senate floor offering to shine Trump’s shoes with his tongue… Homie has NO PRIDE! He’s the ultimate flip-flopper: one day “Trump is a con man,” next day “How deep, sir?” The man has the political courage of a soggy crouton…. Peter Brady is RFK Jr. – the middle child who went full tinfoil. Peter had the voice change… RFK has brain worms that tell him vaccines cause autism and that he should be running Health and Human Services. Peter’s famous line: “Oh, my nose!” RFK’s famous line: “I’m not anti-vax, I just think WiFi is turning kids into homosexuals and chemicals are making the frogs gay.” He’s the guy who shows up to the Brady picnic with a dead bear in the trunk and a conspiracy theory about who really killed Uncle Sam. Jan Brady is Tulsi Gabbard. “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” energy but make it Hindu and suspiciously pro-Assad. Jan was jealous and overlooked. Tulsi is overlooked because she keeps defending dictators while wearing those creepy thousand-yard-stare eyes. She’s the one who shows up to every cabinet meeting with a garland of flowers and a PowerPoint about how the real threat is the “deep state warmongers” while somehow forgetting she was a Democrat until five minutes ago…. Bobby Brady is passe’ Matt Gaetz – the youngest, dumbest, horniest one — which got him booted! Bobby wanted to be cool. Gaetz wants to be cool while allegedly fucking teenagers and snorting lines off a hooker’s ass in the House chamber bathroom. Bobby had the frog in his pocket. Gaetz has the underage girls in the group chat. Every episode ends with Bobby learning a lesson. Gaetz learns nothing and posts more thirst traps…. Cindy Brady is Kristi Noem with the pigtails and the “My little pony” voice while she’s busy shooting dogs in the face and writing about it like a psychopath. Cindy was adorable. Kristi is what happens when you give a beauty queen a gun and a book deal. “Cindy wants to be a big girl” becomes “Kristi wants to execute puppies on camera for the ‘tough’ vote.” And she was the bitch until it was discovered that she is married to one, and there was no room for two bitches on this redneck fuckers show! The rest of Trump’s orbit are the random one-off characters who showed up for one episode and never recovered: Lindsey Graham is the creepy neighbor who keeps changing positions faster than a weathervane in a tornado. One week “Trump is finished,” next week “Let’s bomb Iran together, bestie.” Steve Bannon is the warlock who lives in the basement and smells like expired kombucha and treason. Kash Patel and Tucker Carlson are the two idiots who showed up as “the new neighbors” and immediately started a cult. Laura Loomer is the crazy cousin who thinks everything is a false flag and once tried to glue herself to a plane…. Every episode ends the same way: Mike Trump stands in the living room, orange face glowing under the bad lighting, and delivers a moral lesson: “Kids, family is everything… as long as they don’t rat me out to the feds. Now let’s go win bigly, folks. The best winning. Tremendous winning. And by the way, Elon, your rocket looks like a giant metal dick – which is appropriate because that’s what you are.” The laugh track explodes…. The audience (all boomers and terminally online weirdos) cheers. Alice Musk fires another rocket full of Grok memes into the sun. J.D. Vance nods so hard his couch creaks. Marco sucks harder. And somewhere in the background, the real America wonders how the fuck this became our national sitcom… Fade out on Trump waddling off to bed, yelling “Nobody’s ever done it better!” while Melania contemplates divorce in Slovenian and the entire house of cards wobbles on the edge of the next inevitable disaster…. The Trump Bunch – brought to you by gold sneakers, $399 Bibles, and pure distilled copium…. Stay tuned for next episode: “The One Where They All Get Subpoenaed, after Democrats are back in power and hold Trump Clowns responsible for their actions…” Hey, any one of you “American Stalk Prone Enemy-Fuckheads” wannuh be next cast members of your federal g-fag cocksucker and cunts show? Judging by how many little brats ya’ll parading around, next gen of American “Qwacking Ducks” will be forthcoming! Stay Groovy! Stateless Warrior ]]> Sun, 17 May 2026 16:03:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1196/trump-brady-bunch-show/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1193/the-art-of-trump-bullshit/
In April 2026, during an Easter luncheon speech, President Donald Trump said the federal government could no longer take care of Medicare, Medicaid, and child-care because it was going broke fighting wars of choice, like the bombing war in Iran. He argued that these programs must become state responsibilities so the federal government could focus on military protection. This statement presents a stark trade-off: the cost of an elective war is being framed by sitting American bullshit Artist President as a reason to abandon federal funding for core social safety nets… The math behind this claim deserves a close look I think because the long-term cost of the U.S. military campaign against Iran under Trump's second term will reach approximately one trillion dollars + with duration and intensity of course. That is a huge sum, but how does it compare to the their American social programs being cut? I’ll start with their American Medicare…. In fiscal year 2024, total federal Medicare spending was about 1.1 trillion dollars…. Same as blasting Iran… Dividing one trillion by 1.1 trillion gives roughly 0.9. This means the entire projected cost of the Iran war could fund Medicare for only about eleven months — almost a full FREAQIN year — WHOA! Next, fuh duh hell of it, I’m look at American Medicaid. The federal share of Medicaid spending in fiscal year 2024 was approximately 618 billion dollars…. One trillion divided by 618 billion equals about $ 1.6, so their AmeriKan war budget could cover the federal portion of Medicaid for a year and a half. If you consider total Medicaid spending, including state contributions, the total is around 894 billion dollars, but the federal share alone shows how far the war money could go…. Now consider their child-care. All federal spending on child-care and early learning programs in fiscal year 2026 totals roughly $ 31.3 billion dollars. Dividing one trillion by $ 31.3 billion yields a staggering $ 32… This means the same money spent on bombing Iran could fully fund every federal child-care and early education program for thirty-two years $TRAIGHT! A single war of choice could underwrite an entire generation of child-care support fuh’ Lost AMERICAN TRIBE heading at breakneck speed back to Stone Age… My numbers show that the trade-off is not one of true fiscal necessity… The federal government is not broke in a way that forces it to choose between war and social programs…. The one trillion dollars is being allocated to a war that Congress never formally even authorized, while Medicare, Medicaid, and child-care are being pushed to the states by Donnie Bullshitter Gump…. The opportunity cost is clear though: the war budget could pay for Medicare for one year, Medicaid for over a year and a half, or child-care for more than three decades…. Federal Penalty for birthing future cocksucker taxpayers lol! Trump's statement frames the choice as unavoidable, but the comparison reveals it is a conscious political decision… The funds exist… They are simply being spent on choice g-fag military action abroad rather than on their own health and child-care at home so if you blindly bow before the Godmof Government, you might wannuh stop worshipping FAL&E FEDERAL GOD before it fucks you! The question is not whether America can afford these programs, but whether it chooses to prioritize a bombing war over them? At some point, you might wannuh spit Trump’s mushroom shaped limo dick outtuh your MAGA mouths because mathematically, you are getting assfucked by your own federal g-fag government.. See this video for immediate visual IMPACT; https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1190/official-lapd-officer-training/ For direct comparison purposes, entire USA would be the emergency stairwell and you would be that bitch ass LAPD g-faggot cop taking it up de ass and the black inmate would be g-fags pounding your stupid asses! Hey, enjoy your assfuck! Hey, did you know that I write a song bout’chuh $TUPID G-fag cocksucker ass and even produced a music video bout it? https://www.myvideotime.com/video/92/hopeless-broke-american-stateless-warrior/ Don’t be your FEDERAL G-fag’s “Cumm DUMP!” And stay tuned to my video posts because I will be giving away software so YOU can launch reusable rockets into Space just like SpaceX does, hyper detailed instructions, all of it! And will also be giving away software that can run any EV and detail instructions how to engineer and build one from scratch OR, convert any combustion engine powered vehicle To EV.. FREE! Cocksucker g-fag Elon Musk’s IQ is actually overrated…. You can even build humanoids in your FREAQIN bedroom of garage! Videos, new relevant sites, and links are coming so stay tuned cause you may not want to miss all this valuable free SOFTWARE which allows you to launch your own Space venture and stead of being Elon’s lapdog bitch, become his direct competitor.. Reusable rockets tech stacks I will be making available free of any charge is already far more advanced than that of Jeff Bozo’s Bkue Origin and equal to SpaceX… Hey, did you know that even POLICE OFFICERS will be replaced with humanoids? They can’t be killed, bribed, shot dead, never clock off shit, never get old, never get no pension, and never fuckin retire! Even SWAT will be replaced with special humanoid units… Laser equipped, impossible to miss, speed of light discharge! In the first phase you replace security monkey fucks, in the second, police officers… They don’t really even need a firearm because they are the fuckin weapon and can disarm an armed Suspect by breaking his armor clean with a single move! sworn cops are the easiest to fully replace.. Humanoids can even have a built in radiation detector and a magnetometer to detect concealed firearms, facial recognition to instantly recognize wanted subjects and even enforce immigration laws humanely, also have advanced OCR and instantaneously detect and effect felony warrant stops, BOLO, swarm suspects, you name it — but anyway you cut it, human law enforcement is going to be replaced with humanoids, first as new member and afterwards solo… All Ai actually needs “right now” to replace sworn law enforcement personnel is field training…. It’s a thousand mile journey and it starts with the first step. But wait, I intentionally let the best part for last.. Humanoids can be retrofitted to see through fuckin walls… That might be a bit too much for American stupid fucks to process but that you stupid dumb mother fuckers is an engineering fact! G-fags rarely if ever see the future so you gottuh lead these blind fucks by the hand! No? Slain cop you gottuh bury, give his wife a folded fuckin flag (soo fuckin romantic even an ice Cold bastard like me is almost moved…) whacked humanoid you swap fuckin parts fuh! Right now g-fags of American Federal Tribe getting a little bit of Ai potential taste in governing enforcement but completely missing out on its full potential! Damn, ya’ll is fuckin stupid, no wonder China beat your fuckin asses to Kingdom Come at only EVERYTHING! USA use to be “By The People FOR THE PEOPLE, but now it’s “BY THE RETARDS FOR THE FUCKIN RETARDS…” I think ya”ll got assfucked wit’chuh high tuition at Harvard, Yale, UCLA, NYU, cause your cognitives are BASIC Stupid Fuckers V 1.0.. No way in fuckin hell I move as much as a pinky fuh ya, but, if you hump tonight your bitch shut you out a bastard replacement and you got 18 to raise tha’ bastard who dumb just like YOU! lol! So, will I build humanoids? Nah, but one of my startups will… Not like Elons or Chinese clunkers though.. Mines will have hydraulic veins and heart so they will be able to rip a car door off its hinges, rip tracks off a tank, lift front of any vehicle single handed, and make no sound what so ever as they walk, just like humans… I will reveal how to build humanoids just like Elons and Chinese clunkers but not my hyper advanced version which can outlander all of their x3 decades! Ai brains… Elons and Chinese Humanoids are what happens when idiots copy each others designs and shit gets built on top of shit you stole through industrial grade espionage stead of engineering your own from scratch and jackhammering all competitors cause your humanoids can rip theirs into pieces bare handed! Go punch a backhoe and see what happens to your hand…their humanoids are not completely worthless but will make great toys… With their humanoids, you get a cocksucker of a toy, but with my hydraulic one which will be able to move in absolute silence with lethal precision and bone and car crushing strength, you’ll actually be able if a nation State, to complete your mission kill chain and come out a winner…. More? Because all communicate in real time you will be able to swarm any target and go from detection of intruder to kill in a nanosec. I’m ethnic Serbian so our brains are wired for absolute domination of ONLY every fuckin thing that breathes! A humanoid warrior is only as good as data that is made available to it and that way it can make sound tactical decisions and execute with laser precision… And now you know why Satellite imagery plays a crucial role in pretty much all my SaaS platforms one way or another… Eye in the Sky and then stupid Fuckers — GET DISPATCHED GOODBYE! OF COURSE, deploying lethal tech responsibly is the MANTRA of all my engineering… And I will reveal just one more thing.. Why I abstain from making use of GPS and opt for other ways of pinpointing precise locations without any GOS what so ever? Because I want all my platforms to be fully operable in GPS denied environments… BECAUSE THE FIRST THING, g-fags do is jam GPS… ONLY ALL OVER THE FUCKIN WORLD.. Luckily, engineering same is CAKEWALK without any GPS signal what so ever…. Who wants my SDK’s to assfuck G-fag jamming globally? Ultimately what you want to and can achieve regardless of the industry and segment thereof where you deploy it, is to engineer perfect flawless Ai systems which require no human supervision what so FREAQIN ever! No? Even ARMY. An be FULLY AUTOMATED with Ai choosing targets, making instantaneous decisions, and executing a final FLAWLESS kill chain no enemy can even react to… For example, if USA completely automated their NAVY, and just ARMY, they would be able to invade China, take over, and turn it into an American State… But if China fully automated just their ARMY and their NAVY, they could completely invade USA and turn it into a Chinese province… Now, you probably wondering what about nuclear deterrent? Laser weapons are coming online which can neutralize on e million fired nukes mid-flight with laser precision at the SPEED OF LIGHT! Nukes will become relics of the past… Ai, lasers, and machines nobody can compete against! Humans have no future to speak of in the military…. As a matter of fact, if I were running any government, first fuckin thing I would do is weaponized Ai, turnnitni to a Super hacker, and infiltrate all enemy systems.. I mean all! H2O filtration, shipping ports, electric grid, and it would taken’em a million years to even fuckin find my Ai on their systems… Ai can pinpoint targets, make kill decisions, and execute almost simultaneously and no fuckin human can match that kill speed! I’m also talking bout cyber targets because Cyberwarfare is WARFARE! For example, say a nation foe to the moon and colonizes it before I do… My weaponized Ai can hack their life support systems and kill them all second they land there! And it would look like a fuckin accident… Of course, I advocate Ai for peaceful purposes until it’s warfare, then I being a real ethnic Serbian as is e deploying Ai to kill all that fuckin breathe in enemy camps… No sugarcoating this fact… Will there ever be peace on Earth? Not even in a trillion light years, what a bullshit fantasy! The ONLYway you get peace is after defeat of all your enemies and even that Victory don’t last forever… So if there’s going to be wars, there’s going to be KILLING OF ENEMY SOLDIERS, and if there’s going to be killing I’m a task my Ai to be doing all of it while YOU hide behind my back… Good luck duck’n from SicarioAi, my enemy fuckin corpses will fuckin FLY! No? Even my drones will shortly be high powered laser equipped that can cut fuckin METAL clean! I think ya’ll need to go wherever you’z git’n that PhD cause I’ abdout to assfuck you with it! WOULD I ever join G-fag Gaga’s of USA? Nah, I don’t allow government stalker agent fags and cunts onto my platforms… Good luck wit’chuh American agent stalker latina cunt NY-Plate parading’ and her latina agent stalker cunt partner on foot fake smile fad’ as I was exiting Mia casita… Go to Sinaloa to claim your Latina heritage and see how fast my Sinaloa honeys slice your g-cunt agent faces to fuckin shit! lol! Second you ever cross my path in Mexico your fuckin agent corpses will never be found! Who gave you agent Latino stalker cunts the right to claim you’re “one of us?” Do you bitches have any idea what my actual IQ is? Not theatrics I play in public.. And will there ever be a war between United States and China? Of course… And only one will be the winner…. Who? Take a wild guess? And what exactly — as Donald J. Trump is visiting China, is Chinese government carrying out throughout USA? The BIGGEST ESPIONAGE endeavor since WWII! Mapping and updating all plausible targets too to bottom chef to cook and simultaneously infiltrating all American H2O processing, Port of Entry foreign facility systems, etc… But wait… What are Chinese spies doing? Augh… Infiltrating American government from within, after they get sworn in as citizens… USA is inundated with Chinese Comkujist Agents, heck; they already even run their own Police stations in USA, have infiltrated their American g-fag NAVY, CIA even… Will there be a World War III? Was there a World War II? Then… Good luck on your upcoming wars — and the first ever USA invasion…. How will it be carried out? SUDDENLY…. What is absolutely certain that there will be none of — in USA? PEACE…. Why, can Chinese NAVY take on USA? It sure can….. Actually, every commercial Chinese vessel can double for use of their NAVY… Super fast retrofit… ~The God of Mathematical Science & Physics… *Not a Diety, don’t answer any prayers, see the one upstairs… Stateless Warrior ]]> Wed, 13 May 2026 20:38:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1193/the-art-of-trump-bullshit/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1191/senile-old-sleepy-man-trump/
“Hello American MAGA cum-guzzling patriots and limp-dicked liberals, YOUR glorious President Grandpa Diaper Don is turning the White House into the world’s most expensive fucking hospice ward! No SHIT! This orange, spray-tanned sack of expired Viagra and regret is falling asleep faster than a $20 hooker on her knees in a Mar-a-Lago bathroom stall…. The man can’t stay awake for shit. Cabinet meeting? Boom—chin hits chest, mouth wide open like he’s trying to catch flies with his dentures, snoring loud enough to wake the ghosts of dead presidents. He’s drooling more than a dementia patient at an all-you-can-eat buffet. They call it ‘micro-naps.’ I call it ‘the final brain cells waving the white flag while his asshole clenches in confusion.’ This walking corpse shuffles around the Oval like his hips are held together by rusty coat hangers and dried jizz. Every step sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies fucking in a garbage bag—snap, crackle, pop, followed by the wet fart of his Depends shifting. His balls are probably dragging on the floor like two deflated whoopee cushions full of cottage cheese. You just know when he stands up too fast the whole room gets hit with that old man musk: Bengay, ass sweat, and the faint ghost of hooker perfume from 1998…. Brain’s cooked, folks. Straight-up scrambled like eggs left in a Tijuana whorehouse microwave. Dude starts talking about “tremendous” deals and suddenly he’s ranting about windmills causing cancer while his eyes roll back like he’s mid-stroke from the ghost of Epstein’s island. Teleprompter doing all the heavy lifting while Trump’s upstairs neurons are playing bingo in a nursing home. They’ve got doctors pumping him full of so much experimental shit his blood type is now “Red Bull and regret.” Cortisol lower than a rent boy’s self-worth, testosterone count somewhere between ‘geriatric snail’ and ‘impotent sea cucumber.’ Every time he yawns during a briefing, the whole staff panics. Is it the AIDS from all those Eastern European cum dumpsters? The brain cancer eating his last two functioning cells? Or just the cumulative effect of decades of snorting lines off strippers’ asses while screaming about fake news? Who the fuck knows anymore—this presidency runs on pure copium, Adderall, and whatever black-market stem cells they’re smuggling in from Colombia. Visually the man is a goddamn horror show. Face looks like a melted pumpkin that got fucked by a lawnmower. Spray tan cracking like a dried-up riverbed, hair defying gravity like it’s trying to escape the sinking ship, and that permanent duck-lip scowl like he’s mid-shit and the turtle’s stuck halfway out. He sweats like a whore in church during a light breeze, puddles forming under his chair while aides frantically dab his forehead before the orange runs into his eyes and blinds the poor bastard. They prop this fossil up like Weekend at Bernie’s on bath salts. Secret Service holding him vertical, handlers moving his jaw, feeding him lines while his asshole probably fell out years ago and they just duct-taped it back in. The nuclear football? More like the Depends football at this point. One wrong move and we’re all getting showered in presidential piss and dementia-fueled ramblings about how China is stealing our toilet paper. This is peak American decline, baby—electing a bloated, nap-addicted, hooker-worn-out meatsuit who treats the most powerful job on Earth like it’s an extremely expensive recliner with a built-in catheter. He’s not running the country, he’s just trying not to shit himself on live television while his brain slowly leaks out his ears… Sleep well, Donny Boy. Keep those crusty old eyes closed as long as you want. The rest of us are wide awake watching this geriatric shitshow circle the drain in the loudest, orange-est, most fucked-up way possible…. God bless the United States of senile fucking chaos.” Stateless Warrior ]]> Wed, 13 May 2026 05:33:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1191/senile-old-sleepy-man-trump/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1180/is-trump-a-thug/
In a stunning turn of events that has left both his staunchest allies and the mainstream media scratching their heads, President Donald Trump has reportedly abandoned the “businessman” and “politician” labels to fully embrace his true calling: being a stone-cold, 1980’s-movie-villain thug. Sources confirm the epiphany struck while Trump was reportedly “renegotiating” a cheeseburger order at a Mar-a-Lago gala. “I’m the toughest, most beautiful thug you’ve ever seen,” Trump was overheard muttering, smoothing back his hair with a tiny comb. “Nobody knows thugs better than me! I have the best thugs — Believe me.” Since the announcement, Trump has reportedly overhauled his public persona to fit the “thug life” narrative, though the transition has hit a few snags due to his apparent confusion about what a thug actually is. Witness the Thug Credentials: On Tuesday, Trump released a new video, dimly lit from below with a shaky iPhone camera, wherein he declared, “I am your retribution. Also, I will be accepting legal fees in the form of very, very large gold bars, or possibly a Trump-branded sneaker that shoots out actual bullets.” In the background, a bewildered Secret Service agent could be heard whispering, “Sir, that’s a straw. Please put the straw down.” Eyewitnesses describe his new “menacing walk” as less of a strut and more of a waddle, hindered by his refusal to wear “thug-appropriate footwear,” sticking instead to expensive leather loafers that squeak aggressively on linoleum. The Shakedown of the Century… In what political analysts are calling “a bizarre pivot to organized crime larping,” Trump allegedly attempted to shake down a reporter. “You got a nice family, a nice laptop,” Trump reportedly said, leaning in close. “It would be a shame if something very legal but totally unfair happened to it. I’m going to need you to say I won the debate, or I send over the big guy. And the big guy is... well, it’s Rudy Giuliani. He smells like a dumpster fire and he’s very intimidating to look at.” When the reporter laughed, Trump allegedly resorted to his ultimate thug tactic: threatening to withhold the ketchup. “No sauce for you. That’s how we roll in the big leagues of crime, folks.” The ‘Attack’ on 42nd Street.. Attempts to physically intimidate the public backfired over the weekend when Trump showed up to a “neutral corner” in Hell’s Kitchen…. Dressed in a navy suit two sizes too tight and slathered in orange bronzer, he attempted to tag a brick wall with a can of gold spray paint. The graffiti read: “TRUMP WUZ HERE…. BIGLY! SORRY FOR THE MESS.” When a local street vendor told him to “get lost, clown,” Trump reportedly screamed for his “crew.” The crew arrived: two 70-something lawyers carrying diet cokes and a man in a golf cart holding a stack of subpoenas. The standoff ended when the golf cart’s battery died, and Trump was forced to retreat, shaking his fist and yelling, “You’ll be in the suitcase! The suitcase of justice! Wait, that sounded threatening, right?” The Code of the (Former) Street… When pressed on the specifics of his “thug code,” Trump grew defensive. “First rule: never snitch. Which is why I am telling you right now that I never did anything wrong, but everybody else did. That’s not snitching; that’s... leadership. Second rule: don’t get high on your own supply. That’s for losers! I only get high on Diet Coke and Truth Social rage posts.” Legal experts are baffled. “Being a thug usually implies a degree of physical prowess or at least the ability to throw a punch without throwing your spine out,” said law professor Dr. Jenna Reeves. “Trump gets winded walking down a ramp…. His version of ‘breaking your legs’ is just sending you a very mean email with a lot of capital letters and an exclamation point. Quite frankly, the Mafia is insulted.” The ‘Hit’ That Wasn’t… In perhaps the most pathetic attempt at thuggery, Trump placed a “hit” on former buddy Ron DeSantis. The “hitman” turned out to be a disgruntled Mar-a-Lago waiter who was told to serve Governor DeSantis “chicken that was cut very threateningly.” As of press time, Trump was seen pacing the patio of his golf club, throwing handfuls of ketchup packets at a wall while muttering, “I’m a thug. I’m a thug. If I say it enough, you have to believe me. You have no choice! You have no choice, or I’ll have my people—wait, who are my people? I fired all of them! YOU’RE FIRED! See? Scary.” When reached for comment, the ghost of John Gotti reportedly rolled over in his grave so hard he knocked over a flower vase. Donald J. Trump is just a lowlife thug, a common criminal… NOT A SINGLE LAWFUL BONE in that Conman’s body! Stateless Warrior ]]> Thu, 07 May 2026 00:05:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1180/is-trump-a-thug/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1165/tucker-carlson-regrets-trump-support/
All my sites got software update rollout, I been busy.. Mail site has Notary test — be LIVE shortly with Advance Identity Fraud Detection (To detect and catch identity fraudsters…) SicarioAi Software gen platform is getting a downloadable desktop gen era for, WHOA! All sites are getting FIAT currency rollout… SicarioAi code gen site will have other sister sites with slightly diffferent UI, will test all and see which is most popular… Fiat currency implement be done shortly, and domain purchase and sites will be live! On with this post… ——— I think that it is human to err and to make mistakes but idiots never learn from them and make stupid decisions which pile Up quick like dominos! Not everyone knows how to assess people and for every sucker there are two cons born to take him but, let this be a learning experience you can instill into your children to ensure for as Long as possible, that another complete idiot doesn’t get inside the Wiite House and I mean NOT EVEN AS SUPPORT STAFF let alone the President of United States if America! ASSESSING candidates is very easy, if they are by the people for the people, you let them in.. But if they are by themselves for themselves then they will con the people to rob them even of the little inheritance they got left from their forefathers… Surround yourself with wise man and part with idiots the second you perceive there is no wisdom in them, and don’t let NOBODY con you of your “INHERITANCE!” United States FEDERAL Government is not a fly by night construction company in Brooklyn with Mafia ties to Union bosses who now make use of federal ICE Agents as Hit-squad ENFORCERS while their Developer “Godfather” now controls this G-racket demanding absolute LOYALTY to him and if they refuse, indictments are brought forth against them by his puppets at DOJ, because the U.S. Constitution will continually be slapping the senile bastard on the face every time he desecrates it! I rendered a $1,600.00 tax payment to the government yesterday, NOT to any Mafia Clown! Government has a LEGITIMATE PURPOSE, mafia doesn’t… Any of you turn official government duties into a Mafia racket! you belong in slide a penal COLONY, not inside the White House… By the people, for the people, not one shyster family to enrich themselves… Welcome back to SANITY Carlson, “keep TUCKING ‘bout it!” And now I reveal why everyone in Trumps Orbit turns on each other? “Cause there’s no honor among THIEVES!” I have NO issues with ANYONE presiding as long as they abide by the U.S. Constitution — as long as they are running the Institution. To me an unaffiliated private individual, Democracy is a Pendulum and as long as it keeps swinging, even from far left to the far right, all is good even in low IQ’d Hollywood! I look forward to midterms bringin’ in some cooler heads to offset stupid decision making processes, and to create a wall of opposition to MANAGE stupid fucks! And of course, more toy drones for Pete Hegseth to play with and CHANNEL makeup so he could put it on in his Pentagons makeup room, and DD sized inflatable balloon TITS for Kristy Noem’s husband so he could explore his fantasy of being THE BITCH — again and again, while Kash Patel gets drunk at FBI HQ’s on killuh’ Whiskey while he puff’n Cigars to appear like THE LAW BOSS despite having ZERO prior experience in Law Enforcement and has penned two books Kash Patel has written two books that strongly support Donald Trump. The ISBN’s for these books I provide below to show that when not inebriated he does actually have a fuckin brain but the issue is that his lips are glued to Donald Trumps ASS! The Plot Against the King: This children's fantasy book casts Donald Trump as "King Donald," battling a villainous plot. Its ISBN is 978-1-955550-12-3. And “Government Gangsters” of wjom he is now ONE — by virtue of his own definition; This adult non-fiction book focuses on Patel's experience investigating the "Russia collusion fraud" and the "Deep State" plots against Trump. Its ISBN is 978-1-63758-824-6. It was written while Donald was getting his mushroom shaped dick wet’d by a hooker Stormy Daniel’s.. Let me know if you need any other details about these books, they could be found in the Porn section of your local hoo, hoo, hoo — hooker parlor… It’s impossible to DIRECT rank ‘n file career agents when you have your flap’n LIPS glued to Presidential buttocks caus El Presidente has an ass as big as his FREAQIN MOUTH! Lol! And idiocy aside as I deride and stupid bastard ass ride; a quick note to the soul brothaz desiring college be free for all… ~> That is coming! One of my projects is to actually replace college professors with Ai Hollograms… It’s a fascinating and provocative idea ghat first crossed my mind when I was in college and knew far more than stupid Fucks lecturing me, and that very first year I dropped out because I realized it was a dead end for me because I didn’t want to become just another stupid fuck on payroll in a rigged taxation system which only favors top 1%, and penalizes stupid fucks for being EMPLOYEES OF THE FREAQIN MONTH! That stated, AI holograms could definitely handle tasks like lecturing, running simulations, or answering basic questions, but fully replacing professors would mean losing crucial human elements like mentorship, real-time adaptation to students' confusion, ethical judgment, and the ability to inspire through LIVED HUMAN EXPERIENCES so I will roll this platform out in 149 languages with a hybrid model. My AI holograms would take over repetitive tasks (like grading or standard lectures), while professors could focus on discussion, research mentoring, and personalized support. My proprietary technology could actually make higher education more accessible and affordable for all the World over, but the best learning environments will probably keep humans at the center — for now, with AI as a powerful tool rather than a replacement until humanoids get so human like that Ai can finally replace every last FREAQIN one of them! Even now, Ai can lecture 24/7/365 in over 140+ languages SIMULTANEOUSLY, NEVER GETS SICK, is never late, never gets old, never needs benefits, and can be ANYWHERE and EVERYWHERE to lecture EVERYONE at the SAME TIME! I think from engineering standpoint — with all due respect, software engineers have had their heads up their asses for soo long that they don’t see what Ai can actually do to make higher education accessible to all, the poor and the rich alike! My goal with this INTERNATIONAL PLATFORM is to DISRUPT LAME Education DeepARTments and prep ‘em for the World where humans can TRULLY ACHIEVE their best because no bright mind will ever be left behind.. A natural State of BEING for all humans is ABSOLUTE CHAOS and it won’t matter if students got lectured by cutting edge Ai and not a human IDIOT, cause if they are lectured by super smart Ai, they surely won’t be idiots, but if you wannuh see ONE, I suggest you look in the mirruh — Professor, cause the one I am rolling out, is FLUENT in 140 + languages, and even resides on students smartphone, laptops, tablets, and will turn them into THE SMARTEST HUMANS on planet Earth and that is what THIS is all about! Talk is cheap so I’ll git’r done! “Life is a LEARNING PROCESS and the day you STOP LEARNING, you become a FUCKIN IDIOT!” But wait, who’s goin to be lecturing on my upcoming .edu platform? “Sicario Ai..” In order to instill the NEW you have to WHACK the OLD so who better than Sicario Ai! , Don’t… Dare… Talk…. During… Lectures! ~Jus kidd’n! “It’s time for humanity to handoff education of their young to the most capable educator the World has ever known, Professor Ai!” No? Ai can run not just the whole School, but actually; “the ENTIRE EDUCATION SYSTEM FAR BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN!” Boards of Education are run by cocksuckers with two digit IQ’s! Right now, throughout USA, parents are BIRTHING them, but the State Board’s of Education are turning them into failed societal basket cases! My Ai, would even SMS parents of every single child and out how they are doing that day, MMS them picture of their child eating so they know what they are having for lunch, video shorts of their child playing with other children and or participating in Sports, would do things that low IQ’d Department of Education retards can’t even grasp in their story-sighted heads! Absent will also be hypersexualisation of minors and student STD rate transmission would be drastically reduced… And your children would again have normal hemoglobin levels while Chlamydia would get sent packing! All g-fag stalker agent fags and cunts need to FUCK OFF with their office job bitch pitchin’ unless you want my foot up your ass? https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/ You ever DARE bitch pitch me your stalker agent g-fag or cunt shit, I’m a give you fuckin PAIN only Jesus knew…. This NEVER ENDS…. You should READ Terms and Conditions on all my platforms which strictly PROHIBIT United States Government Direct Service Access! All my ENGINEERED from scratch SaaS platforms are OFF LIMITS to YOU! Even my upcoming Tik-Tok kind of platform will be off limits to YOU! Good Luck! Stateless Warrior ]]> Wed, 22 Apr 2026 12:55:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1165/tucker-carlson-regrets-trump-support/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1150/fake-jesus-trump-bastard/
APOCALYPSE THREAD: THE SECOND COMING OF THE SWOLLEN TYLENOL BRUISER – DONALD J. “FATCO” TRUMP, THE BLASPHEMING, DIAPER-SHITTING, SENILE OLD BASTARD WHO THINKS HE’S JESUS BUT CAN’T REMEMBER HIS OWN MIDDLE NAME! And yes MyVideoTime.com parishioners, the human embodiment of a half-eaten Happy Meal left in a hot car has completely fucking lost it! Donald J. “FATCO” Trump – Fat Ass Trump Criminal Oligarch, the swollen Tylenol bruiser, the orange cognitive landfill – isn’t running for president anymore. He’s running for Messiah, baby. This blaspheming, drooling, senile old bastard has decided he’s not just like Jesus… he is Jesus, except the original JC could finish a sentence without wandering off into a story about how windmills are secretly wind-powered brain-eating machines…. Picture it: FATCO waddles onto the stage like a bloated parade float that got rejected from Macy’s for being too embarrassing, arms flung out like he’s nailed to a cross made of Big Mac wrappers and unpaid contractor bills. “I’m being persecuted just like Jesus!” he slurs, while his handlers pray he doesn’t forget where he is mid-rant and start asking the crowd if anyone has seen his favorite sock. Persecuted? The only thing persecuting this senile sack of shit is his own melting brain and the fact that he can’t remember which felony he’s supposed to be whining about today. Jesus got betrayed by Judas. Trump got betrayed by his own teleprompter when it tried to remind him what year it is and he called it “fake news.” This swollen Tylenol bruiser’s face looks like someone took a honey-baked ham, pumped it full of expired Botox, then let a raccoon use it as a punching bag. Cheeks ballooned out like he’s storing nuts for the cognitive winter, eyes lost in puffy craters so deep they need search parties, and that hair? It’s not hair – it’s a cry for help from a scalp that gave up in 1987. Jesus had a crown of thorns. FATCO has a crown of cognitive decline so severe he once spent ten minutes bragging about “the late, great Hannibal Lecter” like the cannibal was his running mate, then forgot what he was talking about and started ranting about battery-eating sharks instead. The man’s brain is so fried it makes Swiss cheese look like a solid block of granite…. And the body… Of a senile FATCO TYRANT FUCK! This senile old bastard is so fat his belly arrives at the rally five minutes before the rest of him. He waddles around like a constipated walrus in a suit two sizes too small, gut spilling over the belt like it’s trying to secede from the disaster zone attached to it. Jesus walked on water. Trump can barely walk up a ramp without huffing like a broken steam engine and then forgetting why he’s on the ramp in the first place. “Where am I? What am I doing? Who are all these people clapping? Must be the biggest crowd in history… wait, what was I saying?” The senility is next-level legendary. This drooling blasphemer can’t complete a single thought without his brain taking a hard left into La La Land. One minute he’s claiming he’s the chosen one, the next he’s telling a story about a “very smart” guy he knew in “the 80s or maybe the 70s or was it yesterday?” who had a boat “this big” and then suddenly he’s yelling about how electric boats are going to sink and electrocute you because of sharks with batteries. Sharks. With. Batteries. The only shark this old bastard is fighting is the one circling his last three functioning neurons. He stands there for hours, repeating the same lie seventeen times like a broken record stuck on “they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats,” then forgets what “they” even refers to and starts bragging about how he won the election in 2020 by “a lot” while the entire audience nods along like they’re watching a grandpa have a stroke in real time. Jesus turned water into wine. FATCO turns every speech into a game of Mad Libs where the blanks are filled with “somebody,” “tremendous,” “the best,” and whatever random 90s celebrity he can still half-remember. “I knew Sinatra… or was it Elvis? Wait, Elvis is dead… or is he? Fake news!” This blaspheming senile bastard once tweeted he was better than Jesus. Better than the guy who rose from the dead. Trump rises from his afternoon nap with Cheeto dust on his shirt and immediately forgets where the bathroom is, so he just stands there shifting from foot to foot like a toddler who waited too long. He’s out here hawking Trump Bibles with his own mugshot photoshopped onto the cover like he’s the new prophet, but he can’t even remember the Lord’s Prayer without his handlers feeding him the words through an earpiece. “Our Father… who art in… uh… Mar-a-Lago? Wait, no, that’s me, I’m the father now. Tremendous father…. The best father!” Imagine the real Jesus returning and seeing this shit. He’d take one look at the golden high-tops, the diaper bulge, the spray-tan disaster, and the senile rambling about how Mexico is paying for the wall while he forgets he already tried that and it didn’t work, and immediately call down the Rapture just to escape. “Father, forgive them… but seriously, what the fuck is this bloated, forgetful, blaspheming clown doing with my brand?” FATCO the Swollen Tylenol-Popping, Diaper-Shitting, Senile Old Bastard is so cognitively collapsed he thinks his indictments are “crucifixion” while forgetting which court he’s supposed to show up in. He rambles about “the late, great” people who are still very much alive, confuses world leaders with his golf buddies, and once spent an entire press conference talking about how windmills cause cancer because the noise “kills birds and gives you cancer… or was it the birds that give you cancer? Tremendous cancer! The best cancer!” This is your savior, MAGA? This rambling, drooling, memory-wiped meat puppet who can’t remember if he’s supposed to be president or just really wants another Diet Coke and a Happy Meal? The only miracle happening here is that his cult still pretends this senile, blaspheming, grease-stained disaster is playing 4D chess when he can’t even remember where he left his 4D chessboard… Keep going, you cognitively comatose con man. Keep pretending you’re the Second Coming while your brain leaks out your ears faster than the Depends leak down your leg. Keep mumbling about sharks, batteries, Hannibal Lecter, and how you “aced” a cognitive test that a golden retriever could pass on its worst day. The rest of us will be over here laughing until we cry at the greatest joke in political history: a swollen, senile, blaspheming old bastard who thinks he’s God’s gift when he’s really just God’s way of testing how much stupidity humanity can endure before we all collectively tap out… If you’re still simping for this diaper-dependent dementia patient, just know that when the actual Jesus shows up, he’s gonna look at Trump, look at you, and say, “You replaced me with that? The guy who forgets what state he’s in and then claims he won it by landslide anyway?” FATCO 2028: Because one crucifixion wasn’t enough, and neither is one Depends! MAGA tears will be collected, bottled, and sold as “Trump Holy Water – Now With Extra Forgetfulness!” Change the diaper, change the channel, and for the love of whatever god isn’t this senile fuck, change your mind! You’re welcome, America! Stateless Warrior ]]> Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:37:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1150/fake-jesus-trump-bastard/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1147/senile-wannabe-king-trump/
Trump’s “Spectacular” Bombing of Iran: “ The Art of the Deal… with Bunker Busters” Oh, look at that — the King Con himself, back in the White House, spray-tanned, rage-tweeting, and finally living his lifelong dream: playing real-life Risk with actual countries while the rest of us pay the credit card bill for the explosions. Donald J. Trump, the man who once called military service for bone spurs “not my thing,” has now graduated to “Operation Midnight Hammer 2:” Electric Boogaloo — his glorious, “completely and totally obliterated” bombing campaign against Iran… “And let me tell you, it was yuge! Tremendous! The best bombing anyone’s ever seen! Nobody bombs better than me Trump, believe me — said the Conman who duped suckers to get in again and again!” The Build-Up: From “No New Wars” to “Let’s Nuke the Power Plants, Folks” Remember when Trump campaigned on ending endless wars? Adorable…. That was before he realized wars make for killer Truth Social content and give him something to brag about between golf swings cause in the Golf Course and off it, Trump is a Basic Limp Dick V 1.0! Fast-forward to 2025-2026: after already “obliterating” Iran’s nuclear sites at Fordow, Natanz, and Esfahan (which he said were turned into parking lots smoother than Mar-a-Lago’s driveway), Trump decided the mullahs needed another lesson… This time it was personal cause Barron’s Oul Stocks were tanking so the Slovenian accented Giraffe of a fuckin bastard, was sobbing to his Pops; “why papa, why?” And on top of that, l Iran had the audacity to close the Strait of Hormuz — that narrow little waterway where a fifth of the world’s oil likes to party and turned it into a pidgins asshole because when you pray in a rug, you get extra blood flow up there and your marbles turn you into Chat-GO FUCKIN MULLAH “T!” Try it… Just don’t bend over in a Gay club cause they’ll think your asshole for business — ahem! Trump, ever the master senile fuckin brat negotiator, responded the only way he knows how: by threatening to bomb Iran “back to the Stone Age,” take out “every bridge,” “every power plant,” and basically turn the entire country into a smoking ashtray in “one night.” He even dropped an F-bomb on Truth Social for emphasis: “Open the F***in’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH!” That confused Iranians cause they thought HE was Lucifer and USA was Hell so they all started calling Canadian fucks to see who Americans really are and realized Trump was just a senile old fuck from Floriduh! Then Trump set deadlines like a reality TV producer on coke — “by Tuesday 8pm or else!” — then extended them, suspended them, and bragged about B-52’s already in the air while simultaneously claiming he was the greatest peacemaker since… well, himself in 2020 when he didn’t start this particular war. The Big Beautiful Bombs: “We Obliterated Them!” For the first time in his fuckin life, Trump didn’t need the Grammuh loop he inherited to find his dick with Melanie’s Tweezers… Donnie had his first erection without hookers suckin his Mushroom like a reverse vacuum and giftin Donnie another STD that causes bruising he now blames Tylenol for… When the strikes finally came (multiple rounds, because one “spectacular success” is never enough for this guy), Trump went full Art of the Deal on the American public… In a four-minute address that somehow managed to mention himself more times than the actual military, he declared victory before the smoke even cleared: “Iran’s key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated. It was a spectacular military success. Nobody does precision like us. The fake news will say it was messy, but trust me — beautiful, perfect strikes.” Pentagon assessments quietly admitted the nuclear program was only set back a couple of years but feared being terminated and their pension fucked with cause they learned from Oete Hegseth’s downgrading Arizona Senator Kelly’s so they just shut the fuck up! Iranian officials said the damage was severe but… you know, they would say that. Trump’s version? Total annihilation! The facilities were so obliterated they probably filed for Chapter 11 in the afterlife… Then came the oil hub strikes…. Karaj Island — 90% of Iran’s oil exports — got the Trump special: big, beautiful bombs turning export terminals into modern art installations titled “Why You Don’t Mess With The FEDERAL G-FAG MAFIA Don!” He called it one of the most powerful raids in Middle East history. Historians are still debating whether it tops the time he tweeted about Soleimani in 2020… Casualties? Trump didn’t dwell on those… A few American troops here, scores of Iranian civilians there, some schools and civilian buildings caught in the crossfire because, hey, war is hell and Trump’s attention span is shorter than his Mushroom shaped Penis… But don’t worry — he blessed the Middle East, Israel, and America on live TV so Lucifer, Trump’s real father must have felt so honored…. The Cruel Comedy Gold HERE? “Deadlines, F-Bombs, and Last-Second Ceasefires!” The funniest (and most pathetic) part? Trump spent days hyping the apocalypse. “A whole civilization will die tonight!” he warned… Bridges gone by midnight. Power plants burning like his steaks at Mar-a-Lago. Iran could be “taken out in one night.” He had plans, folks. Four-hour blitzes. The military was allegedly disappointed when peace threatened to break out too soon. Then, literally less than two hours before his doomsday deadline, Iran supposedly agreed to reopen the Strait (or at least pretended to long enough for Trump to save face). Suddenly the big bad bomber became the generous peacemaker: “We have already met and exceeded all Military objectives… I have agreed to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks.” Two weeks. His favorite number. Enough time to golf, post memes, and threaten round three if they sneeze wrong. It was like watching a schoolyard bully wind up for a punch, then pretend he was just stretching when the teacher walked by. The same guy who once dodged the draft now plays armchair general, micromanaging strikes from the Situation Room while wearing a tie longer than his attention to actual strategy. His cabinet — Vance, Rubio, Hegseth — nodding along like it’s the greatest show on Earth. Meanwhile, the rest of the world watches in horror as the U.S. flirts with war crimes by openly threatening civilian infrastructure. Power plants? Bridges? That’s not precision bombing; that’s collective punishment with extra cheese…. King Con’s Greatest Hit: “Turning Bombs into Bragging Rights This is peak Trump!” He took a serious geopolitical crisis — nuclear ambitions, regional chaos, oil markets freaking out — and turned it into his personal infomercial. “I alone can fix it… by blowing it up first, then claiming I fixed it.” The body count becomes “necessary.” The escalation becomes “strength.” The backpedaling from total annihilation to a two-week timeout becomes “brilliant deal-making.” And his cult followers cheer because orange man bombed the bad guys, even if it risks wider war, higher gas prices, and more dead kids on both sides. Meanwhile, the real winners? Defense contractors getting fat contracts, Trump’s poll numbers among hawks, and late-night comedians who don’t even need to write jokes anymore. Iran? Set back, angry, probably rebuilding in the shadows. The Middle East? More unstable than Trump’s hair in a wind tunnel. America? Stuck with the bill and the blowback. But hey — at least he got to say “obliterated” a bunch of times on TV. That’s worth a few trillion and some international condemnation, right? Trump’s bombing of Iran wasn’t strategy…. It was performance art by a con artist who discovered that real bombs make even better soundbites than fake walls. He threatened to end a civilization, then suspended it like a bad Netflix subscription when the ratings dipped…. In the end, it’s the same old grift: big promises, loud threats, messy reality, and Trump walking away claiming total victory while everyone else cleans up the rubble… God help thise who have to live with the consequences of this idiots Presidency! And God save all from presidents who treat foreign policy like an episode of The Apprentice — “You’re fired… with missiles!” If this is “making America great again,” I’d hate to see what failure looks like… Probably involves even more F-bombs and fewer guardrails…. Stay safe out there People! The King Con is still on the throne, and his favorite toy is the “red button!” Stateless Warrior ]]> Sat, 11 Apr 2026 22:45:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1147/senile-wannabe-king-trump/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1146/brokeback-trump-hungarian-hump/
Trump’s Bankrupt Bribe-a-Thon: “The U.S. of Broke-Ass Drunken Sailors Begging Hungary to Take Their Last IOU While Orbán Laughs All the Way to the Forint Bank..” Straight outtuh Trump’s fake sun spray in tan booth in Floriduh where Trump made a Brokeback promise to save Hungarian bastards if they vote for his boyfriend… Yesterday—April 10, 2026—Donald J. Trump, the human embodiment of a foreclosure notice with a comb-over and the ONKY reason I engineered AiDealKing.com to save America from foreclosure, took to Truth Social and straight-up bribed an entire sovereign nation. “My Administration stands ready to use the full Economic Might of the United States to strengthen Hungary’s Economy… if Prime Minister Viktor Orbán and the Hungarian People ever need it.” Translation for the non-MAGA mouth-breathers: Re-elect my fellow tin-pot tyrant or watch America—yes, the same America drowning in its own fiscal vomit—somehow “invest” in your little Danube dictatorship. This isn’t foreign policy… This is a broke-ass sugar daddy showing up to the prom with a maxed-out credit card, a bottle of bottom-shelf whiskey, and the desperate hope that the hot foreign chick won’t notice he’s been evicted from his own house. And the punchline? The United States of America—the country that used to strut around like it owned the planet—is now the drunken sailor of the global economy, pissing away trillions it doesn’t have, with zero pots left to piss in and a bankruptcy lawyer on speed-dial. They’re not “boosting” shit. They’re the guy at the bar slurring, “Lemme buy you a drink… with my last three dollars and a dream.” Let’s lace this grotesque love letter with actual numbers—and some savage math—because nothing kills a fascist wet dream faster than cold, hard fiscal reality crashing into exponential decay. As of early April 2026, America’s gross national debt sits at a soul-crushing $38.98 trillion to $39 trillion range—and it just kissed that grim milestone like a bad Tinder date you can’t ghost. Debt held by the public? A cool $31.41 trillion. Per household? Over $20,515. Per person? $8,087. They’re not a superpower anymore; they’re a cautionary tale with nukes and a compounding interest problem that would make Einstein weep… And the interest? Oh honey, the interest alone is eating them alive like a pack of rabid fiscal wolves on a debt-spiral bender. In FY2025 they shelled out nearly $970 billion just to service this mountain of IOUs—projected to smash $1 trillion this year (FY2026) and keep climbing toward $2.1 trillion by 2036. That’s roughly four times Hungary’s entire nominal GDP, which clocks in at a scrappy $223 billion in 2024 and is projected to limp along toward $228-250 billion by end of 2026 with growth forecasts around 1.9-2.3 percent. Let that sink in: Let D(t) be U.S. gross debt at time t (in years from now), growing at an effective rate r driven by deficits and interest. Current D(0) approx 39 times 10 to the 12. Annual deficit approx 1.9 times 10 to the 12 for FY2026, with net interest already projected at 1.0 trillion and climbing. $o, MyVideoTime.com’ers, actual debt trajectory looks like: D(t) approx D(0) x e^(r t) + integral from 0 to t of deficit(s) x e^(r (t-s)) ds where r (effective growth rate of debt) is outpacing real GDP growth because interest rates refuse to stay low forever. Economists are whispering “debt spiral” when r > g (interest rate > nominal growth rate)—and CBO baselines show debt held by the public heading toward 120 percent plus of GDP by 2036, with long-term projections screaming 175 percent by 2056. Meanwhile, Hungary’s debt-to-GDP sits comfortably around 73-75 percent. America’s interest bill alone could soon exceed Hungary’s total output: US Interest 2026 approx 4 x Hungary GDP Trump’s orange captain of the U.S.S. Titanic (already halfway to the bottom) is promising to “strengthen” their economy with their “full economic might.” Mighty what, exactly? Their $1.9 trillion annual deficit for FY2026—the one CBO has locked in like a bad hangover that keeps growing to $3.1 trillion by 2036? They’re running red ink bigger than Hungary’s whole damn economy—every single year—while their debt-to-GDP ratio hovers at a vomit-inducing 123 percent (recent quarters) and climbing toward 126 percent by year’s end. The compound interest monster is already feasting… Let I(t) be cumulative interest payments. CBO projects 99 trillion in interest alone over the next three decades. That’s not a number; that’s a mathematical middle finger to future generations: I cumulative approx sum from t=2026 to 2056 of 10^12 x (1 + 0.03 to 0.069) x D(t) Trump is losing his fucking mind in real time—spray-tanned forehead veins popping as he watches the debt clock tick past $39 trillion while he tweets about “full economic might” like a delusional gambler doubling down at the craps table with his last casino chip. The same bloated, bankrupt behemoth that can’t fund its own bridges without borrowing from China, can’t keep Social Security solvent without printing more fairy dust, and can’t even pay its own bar tab without hiking the debt ceiling like a junkie chasing the next fix—now waddling onto the world stage to play economic sugar daddy for Viktor Orbán. “Full economic might,” he says, while the U.S. Treasury is basically running a GoFundMe titled “Please Don’t Foreclose on the Empire.” Drunken sailors? Hell, these clowns in D.C. are the sailors who already sank the ship, stole the lifeboats, and are now trying to sell the wreckage to Budapest on layaway with exponential compounding as the fine print… And don’t you dare forget: this isn’t just pathetic. It’s illegal as a three-dollar bill under Hungarian law. Remember Act C of 2012, Section 293? “Active Corruption of Public Officials”—giving or promising an “unlawful advantage” to a public official to influence them? Up to five years in prison, and it explicitly covers foreign officials. Trump’s little Truth Social boner isn’t a polite suggestion; it’s a naked promise of U.S. trade deals, investments, and sanctions relief conditional on Orbán winning the vote tomorrow (April 12). That’s textbook bribery, delivered with the subtlety of a stripper-gram at a funeral. Then there’s the Sovereignty Protection Act of 2023—Orbán’s own paranoid baby—that sets up an entire office to jail anyone peddling foreign influence on elections. And Act XXXIII of 1989 banning foreign campaign cash? Trump’s not sending bitcoin; he’s dangling the entire rotting carcass of the U.S. economy like a carrot made of expired cheese while the math says the carrot is already moldy and leveraged 123 percent against future GDP…. The hypocrisy is so thick it could choke a FREAQIN horse down in Texas in his buddy’s Elon Musk’s Camp! Trump spent years howling about “election interference” like a toddler denied chicken nuggets. Now he’s the interferer-in-chief, trying to buy a European strongman election with an economy that’s already circling the bankruptcy drain in a classic debt spiral where r > g turns interest into a self-reinforcing monster. Orbán gets to smirk while his voters get treated like cheap dates: “Vote for me and maybe the broke Americans will throw you some scraps from their empty fridge.” Meanwhile, back home, American taxpayers are staring at $39 trillion in red ink, $1 trillion in yearly interest payments (that’s your Medicare, your roads, your kids’ future—poof, gone to bondholders in a compounding avalanche), and a president who thinks “fiscal responsibility” means promising other countries the moon with a credit card that just got declined at the global ATM…. This is what late-stage empire looks like, folks: a wheezing, debt-drunk has-been in a red tie trying to bribe his way into relevance while the repo man circles the White House and the differential equation of doom goes dD/dt = deficit + r x D. Hungary’s GDP is a rounding error compared to their interest payments. Their deficit could swallow their entire economy and ask for seconds with compound interest on top. Yet Trump struts around like he’s still the 1980s real-estate shark instead of the guy whose casino went bust six times and now wants to “invest” in your casino with Monopoly money printed on exponentially growing IOUs. Congratulations, Donald. You’ve turned U.S. foreign policy into the world’s saddest OnlyFans: “Subscribe for economic might… or watch us default into a spiral where interest eats the budget alive.” You’ve reminded every Hungarian with a pulse that “American exceptionalism” now means “exceptionally broke and mathematically fucked.” And you’ve proven, once and for all, that the only thing mightier than America’s military is their ability to spend money they don’t have—while the orange man loses what’s left of his mind—while begging dictators to pretend they’re still relevant. Trump’s mind is lost somewhere in orbit so I included my complete plain-text differential equations of his fiscal suicide to show this deficit ridden man is fiscally insane! Pass the popcorn—and maybe a bankruptcy petition or a one-way ticket to Budapest because tomorrow’s Hungarian vote is gonna be lit with the flames of America’s burning wallet and Trump’s melting sanity… Stateless Warrior ]]> Sat, 11 Apr 2026 20:57:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1146/brokeback-trump-hungarian-hump/