https://www.myvideotime.com/tags/president/ Fri, 10 Jul 2026 12:45:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1235/happy-birthday-mr-president-cry-baby/
Happy 80th Birthday, Donald J. Trump, the American Cry-Baby President Extraordinaire! My dear satire craving Stateless Warrior aficionados on my own video sharing network I named “MyVideoTime.com” because YouTube sanctioned my posts again and again and it was the best decision ever! So my dear readers, grab your golden diapers, your tiny hands sanitizer, and your “Covfefe” mugs—BECAUSE today, June 14, 2026, America’s most orange-tinted, tweet-storming, rally-loving showman turns the big 8-0. Yes, the man born on Flag Day in 1946, who somehow became the 45th and 47th President, is now officially octogenarian! Happy Birthday, Mr. President! May your birthday cake be as bigly tremendous as your ego, your candles as fiery as your Truth Social rants, and your party as chaotic as a tariff announcement at 3 a.m! I predicted the craziness and nobody listened but thanks to you, the Federal Government is now a bona fide Mafia Family! Anyways… Back to your birthday Sir… In honor of this milestone you have achieved despite serial American whacker copycats who seem to be obsessed with whacking you (Rival Mafia Family I suppose Sir?), I’ve penned this ultra-hilarious (to amuse my site visitors…) mathematically rigorous blog post. We’ll all wish you the happiest birthday while I dive into a deep-dive analysis of why your “stupid decisions” (as the prompt so delicately put it) allegedly bankrupted the USA in ways that make other presidents look like fiscal geniuses. Buckle up—it’s going to be yuge, tremendous, and probably get fact-checked into oblivion so I could make birthday math great again! I’ll subdivide this into NUMERICAL PARTS to NAVIGATE my readers.. Part 1: The Birthday Roast – Cry-Baby Edition; Donald, at 80, you’re like that uncle who shows up to the family reunion in a red hat, demands everyone listen to his stories about “the greatest economy ever,” then cries foul when the punch bowl runs low on Diet Coke. You’ve got more comebacks than a rubber chicken factory: impeached twice, convicted on some charges, winner of the popular vote in your own mind, and still the undisputed champion of “fake news” finger-pointing. Your birthday wish? Probably “Make America Groan Again” while building another wall (this time around Mar-a-Lago to keep out the mean judges). You’ve mastered the art of the presidential tantrum—perfect for an 80-year-old. Other presidents get libraries; you get UFC cage fights and AI Jesus memes for your special day… But enough love… Let’s get to the math Mr. El Loco Presidente… Because nothing says “happy birthday” like spreadsheets proving you’re the Worst President Ever™ (according to some historians and this satirical post)…. Part 2: Mathematical Takedown – How Much Did the “Stupid Decisions” Cost? Well, I’ll base them off real data and I’ll model costs with simple equations for hilarity…. My Assumptions? US GDP $28 trillion (my rough 2026 ballpark), households 130 million, etc. All my numbers will be exaggerated for comedy purposes but rooted in reports on tariffs, debt, COVID response, etc… Bueno? 1. Tariffs: The “Tax on Americans” Special; You loved tariffs. “China will pay!” turned into “Americans pay more for everything.” But your tariffs (first and second terms) cost households $700–$1,700+ annually in higher prices… I kid you not! You are one expensive FREAQIN President! In the long Run? GDP hit 5-6%, wages down 5%… AUCH! My Math Breakdown: Annual household “MAGA Tax” (tariffs): $1,000 average (conservative blend of my numeriKKKal estimates). Total over 4 years (one term equivalent): $1,000 × 130M households = $130 billion… Dynamic GDP loss: 0.5% GDP drag/year × $28T = $140 billion/year.. Cumulative “stupid tariff cost” over a term: Let’s say $500B–$1T+ in deadweight loss + higher prices (per various trackers). My Formula EXPLAINED: Cost = (Tariff Rate Hike × Import Volume × Pass-Through to AmeriKKKan Consumers) + Retaliation Losses. AKKKTUAL Result: AmeriKKKan cuntsumers bore 100% of costs in many cases. MAGA $UPOORT FEE IS YUGE AND NOT $O BEAUTIFUL, LOL!Groceries up, cars up, everything up—while you claimed victory Senor Presidente… Hilarious! Like charging your guests for the birthday cake then complaining they ate it. Huh? Come back wit’ dat $UCKUH? Compared to others? Most presidents since WWII avoided broad tariffs this aggressively. Smoot-Hawley (Hoover era) worsened the Depression… You updated it for the TikTok age I suppose? 2. National Debt Explosion: The “Big Beautiful Deficit” Debt under your first term rose $7.8T (pre- and post-COVID). Deficits ballooned… Second term? More tax cut extensions ($5T over decade) + spending. My Math: Debt increase (first term): ~33-39% rise. Annual interest now: Heading toward $1T+/year…. Your policies contributed via tax cuts + COVID relief (necessary but massive). My grand total of YOUR “legacy cost” projection: Trillions in future interest! If debt/GDP hits 175% by 2050’s partly due to unchecked growth, multiplier effect on taxes/borrowing: Extra $ trillions in compounded burden. Dig? My “EQUATION REVEALED:” Future Burden = Initial Deficit Spike × (1 + r)^t, where r = interest rate creep, t = decades. Your contribution? Not the sole driver (entitlements everywhere), but pre-COVID deficits were already climbing, and “build the wall” + tax cuts added fuel… Who wants a ride in this FEDERAL American clunker amigos? Other presidents like FDR had wars; you had tweets and tariffs… 3. COVID Response & Economic Whirlwind; Pandemic hit… Unemployment spiked to 14.7%, then recovered somewhat. CARES Act helped but costly…. Estimates: Better response might have saved lives/economy (25-40% deaths avertable per some). Job losses net negative by end of first term…. My Math: Recession depth Q2 2020: Sharpest ever! Stimulus ~$2T+... Lost output: Trillions! Your “it’ll disappear” optimism vs. reality: Priceless comedy…. 4. Border Wall & Immigration Math; Wall: $18B+ for partial miles… Cost per mile: $21M… AUCH! Opportunity cost: Ventilators, masks, etc., during COVID…. Deportations/tariffs in term 2: Labor shortages → higher food prices (farm wages cut, etc.). Billions in disruption…. Part 3: Why the Worst President Ever? Comparing All Others (My whatchuh call it “$TATELE$$ WARRIOR $atirical Edition)” I mathematically rank you near the bottom (with Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, Pierce, Harding)…. Lincoln saved the Union…. FDR beat Depression + WWII... Washington set norms — nice to have Parameters…. You? By my last count you tweeted 171821 Quantitative “Worstness” Index (made-up for laughs, based on data): Debt/GDP spike: Higher than most peacetime… Norm-breaking: Off the charts (peaceful transfer drama). Economic volatility: Pre-COVID solid (unemployment low, but inherited momentum), post: wild… Vs. Buchanan (Civil War lead-up): You didn’t start a civil war, so +1 point… Vs. Obama/Biden: Different eras, but your rankings lag in scholar polls. You love them both apparently.. Vs. Reagan/Clinton: Strong growth without your drama tariff tax! Total “Worst Score”: You edge out some due to polarization, but Buchanan still wins (failed secession). Congratulations on not being the absolute worst—you’re top 5 bottom! Other presidents had scandals (Harding), impeachments (Johnson, Clinton), but your combo of showmanship + policy whiplash is unmatched comedy gold for MyVideoTime.com site! My Final Birthday Wish Mr. President; Donald, may your 80th be filled with golf, Big Macs, and zero subpoenas! May you live to 120, still denying my laser predict math! America: Love him or loathe him, he’s unforgettable! The costs? Debatable trillions in opportunity, higher prices, and national division—but also passionate base, some policy wins (pre-COVID jobs, Abraham Accords vibes), and endless memes. So…. In truth-seeking spirit: Presidencies are complex, even I wouldn’t argue that one, lol! Data shows trade-offs—tariffs raise revenue but distort; tax cuts stimulate short-term but add debt; pandemics humble everyone! Historians evolve! You’re a disruptor in a suit! $TILL… Happy Birthday, Cry-Baby-in-Chief! If you are not Econ 101 $AVY, my post is satirical exaggeration per the query… Dog? Real analysis requires nuance—economies have cycles, Congress shares blame, and “worst ever” is subjective while I always on the OBJECTIVE! Now, blow out those candles Mr. President —before they cost extra in tariffs…. $tateless Warrior ]]> Sun, 14 Jun 2026 16:15:06 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1235/happy-birthday-mr-president-cry-baby/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1194/sekret-orange-chickenshit-president/
BREAKING: Former President Donald J. Grump touches down in the People’s Republic of China and immediately enters full DEFCON-1 meltdown mode. The Protectee—American Orange Orangutan Principal who’s dodged more whacks than a piñata at a cartel birthday party—is convinced Xi Jinping has every rooftop in Beijing pre-staged with PLA snipers. Sources close to the detail say he’s pacing Air Force One like a caged orangutan, demanding daily threat matrix updates while clutching a Filet-O-Fish like it’s Level III body armor… “They’re gonna assassinate me, folks! Tremendous assassins. The best assassins! Nobody assassinates like the Chinese, believe me,” the Protectee reportedly whimpered to his rattled shift commander… Meanwhile, his United States Secret Service g-fags and cunts—those formerly elite agent fags and cubts who nowadays can’t detect threats for Jack Shit, and still highly-trained tactical clowns who couldn’t secure a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit—completely shit the bed on arrival! Their Advance Team, fresh off their usual stellar site surveys (you know, the same geniuses who missed a ladder at Butler), rolled up to the checkpoint like they owned the Forbidden City…. American Orange Orangutan Counter Assault Team (CAT) operators—strapped with enough hardware to invade a small country—tried to muscle the motorcade through the sterile perimeter…. Chinese protective agents, stone-faced and zero-fucks-given, simply refused passage! No negotiation! No “mutual coordination with local authorities!” Just a flat “No” delivered with that ancient imperial contempt that makes American Orange Orangutan boys look like community theater rent-a-cops of LAPeeDicks! Cue the absolute circus: Secret Service shift leader screaming “We are the United States Presidential Protective Division!” while gesturing wildly in full tactical kit! CAT members forming an unnecessary aggressive wedge formation… One over-caffeinated special agent allegedly tried the old “Do you know who we are?” routine. Chinese agents just stared back like they were watching malfunctioning Roomba vacuums…. Zero perimeter integrity established…. Zero route sanitization completed… The Protectee’s “package” sat idling like a bad Uber while American Orange Orangutan so-called elite detail got into a full international dick-measuring contest they immediately lost… Trump’s now holed up in his secured suite (which the Advance Team swears is “sterile” but he’s demanding they sweep again for hidden microphones and poison gas), ranting about how his brave Secret Service warriors are being disrespected by “communist thugs.” The same warriors who once let a registered voter with an AK wander around a golf course are now apparently one angry WeChat message away from starting World War III over parking validation while American Orange Orangutan taxpayer-funded clown car of mouth-breathing tactical rejects argues with actual professionals about who gets to hold the door. This is peak America, folks! American Orange Orangutan President is cowering in Beijing, terrified of getting Epsteined by the CCP, while his taxpayer-funded clown car of mouth-breathing tactical rejects argues with actual professionals about who gets to hold the door. The only thing getting neutralized on this trip is whatever remained of U.S. dignity…. The Protectee’s greatest fear isn’t even assassination at this point—it’s that the Chinese might leak the bodycam footage of American Orange Orangutan detail getting absolutely mogged at the gate! Hilarious! Absolute fucking circus — lol! Send in the next shift of window-lickers, I guess…. God bless me and not the United States Secret Service clown fuckers — lol! Hey do you need an app for that? So… How could have the Americanos pulled a Royal mindfuck on the Chinese during their current ongoing visit? Easy…. Swap Secret Service crackers (These are mostly from Utah, Secret Service has a recruiting post at BYU…) for Chinese Americans who are fluent in Chinese and that would have been a royal mindfuck they would never forget.. They look like you, they talk like you, so USA is China amigo by that definition? Nah… Long lost fuckin brother… lol! Welcome to Paych Opp warfare 101 basics, where being basic like Orange Chickenshit President — can get your ass whacked! So don’t be a basic chickenshit coward…. But wait you quirp, aren’t you the Godmof Mathematical science and Physics? So what — I reply.. Will USA be on War path with China or not? Well, this is a satire post…. But if you want my honest opinion? No BS? Lemme take you back in time — and I’ll only go last 500 years which is as far as your g-fags of USA can predict into the future while I have no such limitations… So… Last five hundred years this is how power changed hands between humans… (If on mobile, rotate your mobile device into landscape mode to view my tables so you can visually digest my IQ crumbs…) +--------------------------+---------------------+---------------------+-------------------------------------------------------------+--------+ | Period | Ruling Power | Rising Power | Domain | Result | +--------------------------+---------------------+---------------------+-------------------------------------------------------------+--------+ | Late 15th century | Portugal | Spain | Global empire and trade | No war | | First half of 16th c. | France | Hapsburgs | Land power in western Europe | War | | 16th and 17th centuries | Hapsburgs | Ottoman | Land power in central/eastern Europe, sea power in Medit. | War | | First half of 17th c. | Hapsburgs | Sweden | Land and sea power in northern Europe | War | | Mid-to-late 17th c. | Dutch Republic | England | Global empire, sea power, and trade | War | | Late 17th to mid-18th c. | France | Great Britain | Global empire and European land power | War | | Late 18th & early 19th c.| United Kingdom | France | Land and sea power in Europe | War | | Mid-19th century | United Kingdom | France and Russia | Global empire, influence in Central Asia, eastern Medit. | War | | Mid-19th century | France | Germany | Land power in Europe | War | | Late 19th & early 20th c.| China and Russia | Japan | Land and sea power in East Asia | War | | Early 20th century | United Kingdom | United States | Global economic dominance and naval supremacy in W. Hem. | No war | | Early 20th century | United Kingdom | Germany | Land power in Europe and global sea power (with Fr, Ru) | War | | Mid-20th century | France, UK | Soviet Union, Germany| Land and sea power in Europe | War | | Mid-20th century | United States | Japan | Sea power and influence in Asia-Pacific | War | | 1940s–1980s | United States | Soviet Union | Global power | No war | | 1990s–present | United States | Germany | Political influence in Europe (with UK, France) | No war | +--------------------------+---------------------+---------------------+-------------------------------------------------------------+--------+ So the answer to your question is that United States and China right now despite diplomatic ass kissing are on direct trajectory to war path… There is three global powers playing “World Poker,” China, Russia, and United States…. Guess who the $UCKER is? Still nope? You doubt my assessment? That’s okay… It’s because you’re RETARDED! Jus kidding… You see, if I were to RESORT to Greek mythology to elaborate this matter further it would be that today’s West views United States of borrowers as Sparta and China as the upstart Athens. But that’s NOT how Xi sees it… Hou see, while the People’s Republic of China was officially founded on October 1, 1949, its ACTUAL cultural roots extend 3,500 to 3,700 years WAY BACK to the Shang Dynasty (I mean with great specificity —->ca. 1600 BCE). so to Xi, USA @measly 250 years old, is just a diaper shitting fuckin brat of a baby! So.. While immature adult of a a dumb fuck Trump is consuming his golden years as Pendejo Presidente by manipulating the markets on Fox News (His brats are making a fuckin killing by the way, even giraffe brat Barron Gump!), Xi views “power” in terms of “centuries” rather than American orange chickenshit clown’s news cycles… Get it? So what I’m saying is that up to now, China has treated Donnie Grump with immature adult spoiled brat gloves — but, as a sophisticated counter to the fast-talking, knee-jerk bullshit fling’n Trump, Xi has COMPLETELY taken off his Trump Baby Brat gloves this week even hinting at the power at his fingertips — and revealing to American Orange Chicken that he has all the cards! Comprende? Bueno? What does that mean? That means that Donald J. Trump will be bending over backwards after this trip to make China great again and AGAIN! Now the question of the Century really, is whether China can take over the World as USA is sent packing? Donald J. Trump, the Oxy fuckin moron, the biggest dumb fuck who ever got elected twice as U.S. President has after decades at the head of the table, withdrawn United States of America from 66 international organizations and environmental treaties, including the World Health Organization, the Paris Climate Agreement, and major United Nations climate bodies… And China has gotten a free gift of the Century lol! The road to absolute Global power has been paved by nobody else but Donald J. Trump… And China is going to seal this win by making Trump now before Xi again and again! So would I kind revealing what Matjematical retard Donald Trump got wrong? Okay… I will… Why not… His formula to Make America Great Again was erroneous… In order to make America great again you have to make all global roads lead to USA, so by putting the “World first,” you are actually keeping USA on top of the human Global food chain, and as long as you are not trying to snap the links of that power chain, you are keeping United States great again and AGAIN! But the second you snap it, you no longer hold all the cards… mAs a matter of fact, even the few you hit left, will be TAKEN from you by FORCE… Who wants to place their bets against absolute God of Mathematical Science and Physiczzz? And what is next for my ventures and I got bout thirty on my virtual desk right now; Sit down cause you’re not going to believe this….. Bestie Wireless is being launched simultaneously in North America, Australia, and New Zeeland….. Adios to USA and Hello Chinese Amigos as blast my wireless away! Heck, I’ll probably beat stupid Eric Trump in launch date and speed! Don’t tell American agent fags, they still mistakenly believe I am going to be a United States G-fag lapdog bitch not knowing I would scramble their fuckin brains clean second they demanded their bullshit! As a matter of fact, the very same second they demand I serve them is the second they’re stalker agent fags and cunts of USA who come to demand it — would die! Lol! Do I mind Chinese government being on top of the World? Not in the slightest… Xi is a wise ruler, no foolishness in him… It will be — an honor to meet him… After all, we share United States Of American Stupid Federal Stalker Fags and Cunts as enemies, so all Chinese Agents operating in USA are my allies by default… Besides, I LOVE CHINESE FOOD — and speaking of nutrients, lemme recap how dependent American Corporate cocksuckers are on my Chinese allies as they all crawled before my Bestie Chinese Emperor to kiss his royal ass; Last week, a dozen-plus U.S. CEOs flew to Beijing with President Stupid Fuck Trump for supposedly — trade talks. But the real reason? These corporate American cocksuckers are hopelessly, hilariously dependent on the Great People Republicans of China (yes, that’s what one executive reportedly called them after too much baijiu) so lemme mock the dependency… Apple (Cocksucker Tim Cook) Dependency: 80% of iPhones assembled in China. Without Chinese factories, Tim’s “Designed in California” is just a PowerPoint presentation of a mindfuck… Satirical moment? Cocksucker Timmy reportedly whispered to Xi, “Please don’t shut down the conveyor belts – I’ll rename the next iOS ‘Red iPhone OS.’” Tesla (Cocksucker Elon Musk) Dependency? Shanghai makes 213,000 cars per quarter…. Also makes Elon’s Optimus robot clunkers which this South African import white Orangutang hopes to soon replace American workers with.. Satirical moment? Cocksucker Elon offered to rename “Full Self-Driving” to “Full Self-Bowing.” China politely declined… My Chinese honey’s are soo cool to these American corporate cocksuckers.. Nvidia (Cocksucker Jensen Huang) Dependency? Once owned 95% of China’s AI chip market. Now owns 0% (legally)! Stock price weeps DAILY — lol! Satirical moment? Jensen tried to sell H200 chips via a smuggler disguised as a panda….. Didn’t work! Boeing (Cocksucker Kelly Ortberg) Dependency? Needs Chinese titanium and landing gear or Boeing goes Oeing cause it can’t land again and AGAIN! Also needs China to buy planes so Boeing doesn’t become a museum exhibit… Whoops! Satirical moment? Kelly knelt and offered 200 planes for free! China said, “We’ll think about it.” Then bought them anyway… such nice people in China, will be a great nation again and again! BlackRock (Cocksucker Larry Fink) Dependency? Manages billions in Chinese assets…. Also manages to look terrified every time Beijing sneezes…. Satirical moment? Larry asked if he could rename his firm “RedRock.” Xi didn’t laugh…. Cause that’s serious… Visa (Cocksucker Ryan McInerney) Dependency? Has begged for a domestic payment license since the Obama administration… $till getting assfucked! Satirical moment? Ryan offered to put Xi’s face on every Visa card… Transaction still pending! Augh! Illumina (Cocksucker Jacob Thaysen) Dependency? Stuck on China’s “unreliable entity” list! DNA sequencers are useless if you can’t sell them to the world’s largest population — DUH! Satirical moment? Jacob offered to sequence Xi’s genes for free! China said, “No thanks, we have our own.” So… My… Amihos… “Que fuckin past?” Well… Every single CEO returned with a signed photo of “the Great People Republicans” and a newfound respect for the AmeriKKKan mother fucked word “dependency!”They smiled. They shook hands… And then… American corporate cocksuckers all flew home and told their shareholders, “We’ve diversified our supply chain.” Did they? No they haven’t…. All still “Made in China,” and $OLD to COCK$UCKER$ in America! But now, owned by new reality — and the fact that America has a new owner — in China, cause the second these corporate American cocksuckers landed, Xi realized America’s China DEPENDENCE has no INDEPENDENCE! And why is that so kids? Well, that’s what happens when you declare INDEPENDENCE against the British and then 250 years later get on all fours to blow Chinese Emperor balls-deep x12 — no problemo! The second Donnie “Forrest” Gump decided to tag-along America’s corporate cocksuckers, Xi was shoving box of Chocolates into oversized condoms that would be fitted up their American clown asses! Talk about lack of negotiating leverage, these dumb American corporate fuckers might as well have been lined the fuck up in front of a Chinese firing squad cause their dumbasses had a bullseye on ‘em from get go! On the other hand, had they not been tagged along, no American China manufacture co/dependency visuals and you get far more leverage that way — outtuh sight = outtuh MIND! Federal American g-fags are born that way so don’t bother asking “why” cause it’s of no use… And the “word” from Shanghai? “Americans are such great cocksuckers China can’t wait for next American delegation to arrive so they can get mean head — again and AGAIN!” Only question for Americans? “Did you enjoy you assfuck?” Well… I heard… That… All… American… Cocksucker… CEO’S WERE COMPETING TO SUCK ALL COMMUNIST DICKS SO THEIR CORP’S WOILD BE “FAVORED” OVER ALL OTHER’S! And.. The reason that Elon couldn’t talk much is cause he was juggling so many communist balls in his mouth as his ass got “Optimized” to LEAD American CEO’s on all future American corporate cocksucker missions to Beijing! AMD the key differences between Americas founding fathers and Donald J Trump and 2026 corporate delegation to China? Unlike saggy old bastard bruiser of an chickenshit Orange President and entire USA delegation, America’s founding fathers were never cocksuckers…. And why is it that USA can’t win against China? “You can’t win on all four’s — with exception of Nevada hoo, hoo, hoo, hookers but they literally get PAID to get FUCKED! Hey, do you wannuh get PAID to get fucked also? Yes? Aiight… Let’s role play… I’ll be China’s Emperor and you’ll be American delegation… Hey, I’m learning from Chinese so I wannuh get my dick sucked by American professionals… My Sinaloa homies will be next in line — after me… “Que?” No? What ya’ll soo mad ‘n shit, hey; “All of us Sicarios have a ‘lil Emperor who like to get SERVICIO…” You can’t say no to the Chinese Emperor so jus’ shut up like Trump did and SWALLOW balls-deep — AGAIN and AGAIN! But, is there anything in Chino-American equation that is soo comical, that it is actually ABSURD? Yes there is, and I waited till the VERY END of this post to reveal it to you… You see, USA can’t win against actually beat China and outproduce it x 777, and I’m talking full military global supremacy for next 777 years straight, but it doesn’t…. Why? Federal government is too stupid to pull it off… Stateless Warrior #TrumpCEOsSuckXiDickInBeijing
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In a stunning turn of events that has left both his staunchest allies and the mainstream media scratching their heads, President Donald Trump has reportedly abandoned the “businessman” and “politician” labels to fully embrace his true calling: being a stone-cold, 1980’s-movie-villain thug. Sources confirm the epiphany struck while Trump was reportedly “renegotiating” a cheeseburger order at a Mar-a-Lago gala. “I’m the toughest, most beautiful thug you’ve ever seen,” Trump was overheard muttering, smoothing back his hair with a tiny comb. “Nobody knows thugs better than me! I have the best thugs — Believe me.” Since the announcement, Trump has reportedly overhauled his public persona to fit the “thug life” narrative, though the transition has hit a few snags due to his apparent confusion about what a thug actually is. Witness the Thug Credentials: On Tuesday, Trump released a new video, dimly lit from below with a shaky iPhone camera, wherein he declared, “I am your retribution. Also, I will be accepting legal fees in the form of very, very large gold bars, or possibly a Trump-branded sneaker that shoots out actual bullets.” In the background, a bewildered Secret Service agent could be heard whispering, “Sir, that’s a straw. Please put the straw down.” Eyewitnesses describe his new “menacing walk” as less of a strut and more of a waddle, hindered by his refusal to wear “thug-appropriate footwear,” sticking instead to expensive leather loafers that squeak aggressively on linoleum. The Shakedown of the Century… In what political analysts are calling “a bizarre pivot to organized crime larping,” Trump allegedly attempted to shake down a reporter. “You got a nice family, a nice laptop,” Trump reportedly said, leaning in close. “It would be a shame if something very legal but totally unfair happened to it. I’m going to need you to say I won the debate, or I send over the big guy. And the big guy is... well, it’s Rudy Giuliani. He smells like a dumpster fire and he’s very intimidating to look at.” When the reporter laughed, Trump allegedly resorted to his ultimate thug tactic: threatening to withhold the ketchup. “No sauce for you. That’s how we roll in the big leagues of crime, folks.” The ‘Attack’ on 42nd Street.. Attempts to physically intimidate the public backfired over the weekend when Trump showed up to a “neutral corner” in Hell’s Kitchen…. Dressed in a navy suit two sizes too tight and slathered in orange bronzer, he attempted to tag a brick wall with a can of gold spray paint. The graffiti read: “TRUMP WUZ HERE…. BIGLY! SORRY FOR THE MESS.” When a local street vendor told him to “get lost, clown,” Trump reportedly screamed for his “crew.” The crew arrived: two 70-something lawyers carrying diet cokes and a man in a golf cart holding a stack of subpoenas. The standoff ended when the golf cart’s battery died, and Trump was forced to retreat, shaking his fist and yelling, “You’ll be in the suitcase! The suitcase of justice! Wait, that sounded threatening, right?” The Code of the (Former) Street… When pressed on the specifics of his “thug code,” Trump grew defensive. “First rule: never snitch. Which is why I am telling you right now that I never did anything wrong, but everybody else did. That’s not snitching; that’s... leadership. Second rule: don’t get high on your own supply. That’s for losers! I only get high on Diet Coke and Truth Social rage posts.” Legal experts are baffled. “Being a thug usually implies a degree of physical prowess or at least the ability to throw a punch without throwing your spine out,” said law professor Dr. Jenna Reeves. “Trump gets winded walking down a ramp…. His version of ‘breaking your legs’ is just sending you a very mean email with a lot of capital letters and an exclamation point. Quite frankly, the Mafia is insulted.” The ‘Hit’ That Wasn’t… In perhaps the most pathetic attempt at thuggery, Trump placed a “hit” on former buddy Ron DeSantis. The “hitman” turned out to be a disgruntled Mar-a-Lago waiter who was told to serve Governor DeSantis “chicken that was cut very threateningly.” As of press time, Trump was seen pacing the patio of his golf club, throwing handfuls of ketchup packets at a wall while muttering, “I’m a thug. I’m a thug. If I say it enough, you have to believe me. You have no choice! You have no choice, or I’ll have my people—wait, who are my people? I fired all of them! YOU’RE FIRED! See? Scary.” When reached for comment, the ghost of John Gotti reportedly rolled over in his grave so hard he knocked over a flower vase. Donald J. Trump is just a lowlife thug, a common criminal… NOT A SINGLE LAWFUL BONE in that Conman’s body! Stateless Warrior ]]> Thu, 07 May 2026 00:05:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1180/is-trump-a-thug/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/100/american-president-biden-loves-stateless-warrior-s-artwork/
Prez Biden getting down to Stateless Warrior Art! ]]> Thu, 19 Sep 2024 17:53:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/100/american-president-biden-loves-stateless-warrior-s-artwork/