https://www.myvideotime.com/tags/moon/ Fri, 10 Jul 2026 12:42:24 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1215/bozo-moon-mission-fucked/
YA’LL MIGHT AS WELL EAT THE RICH MOTHERFUCKERS! Holy fucking shit, what a glorious display of billionaire incompetence! Jeff fucking Bozo’s Blue Origin just turned their precious New Glenn rocket into the biggest goddamn yard sale explosion since Chernobyl had a bad hair day! During a “routine” static fire test last night at Launch Complex 36 in Cape Canaveral, that 320-foot-tall methane-LOX beast — packing seven BE-4 engines each cranking out around 550,000 to 640,000 pounds of thrust at sea level — decided “nah, fuck this” and went full RUD (Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly) right on the fucking pad — Boom! Orange fireball lighting up the Florida sky like a cheap hooker’s neon sign, toppling one of those massive 600-foot lightning towers, wrecking the launch infrastructure, and turning what was supposed to be prep for the NG-4 mission (hauling 48 Amazon Kuiper/LEO broadband satellites) into a smoking crater of pure, unadulterated BOZO CRAP! Ya’ll might as well eat your rich, your overfunded cock-sucking space hobbyists! Jeff Bozo, you bald-headed, philandering Amazon warehouse-slave-driver, how’s that “gradatim ferociter” (step by step, ferociously) motto tasting now, you retarded prick? Your fancy-pants first stage with those BE-4 methalox engines — the same ones you bragged would out-thrust and out-reuse everything — couldn’t even handle a goddamn ground test without catastro-fucking-phic failure! WHOA, American billionaire cocksuckers lol! Kaboom! Boom! This ain’t some amateur shit; this is after years of development, billions poured in (your personal fortune plus NASA simp contracts), and coming off that recent April NG-3 upper stage fuckup where one of the BE-3U engines shat the bed on the second burn, stranding the AST SpaceMobile BlueBird 7 satellite in a useless low orbit. Yeah, real reliable, Bozo! Your “reliable heavy-lift” vehicle is about as dependable as your marriage vows to your ho, Ho, Ho, whore wifey! lol! NASA, you pathetic bunch of ball-less bureaucrats — you’re out here getting gangbanged by these private equity space bros, handing out Artemis contracts and SLS backup dreams like desperate incels at a glory hole.. How’s that lunar timeline looking now, American g-fag Space assholes? New Glenn was supposed to be your big-dick backup for getting your American enemy g-fag shit to the Moon, with its 45+ metric ton to LEO capacity, reusable booster, and all that fancy orbital refueling hopium…. But nope! Instead of escaping Earth’s gravity well with 7 engines lighting up in a controlled 20-second hotfire like they rehearsed before, it detonated like a clusterfuck of overpressurized tanks, mixing RP-1 flashbacks with methalox Raptor envy gone wrong…. WHOA! Kaboom! Boom! BOOM! Your pad’s fucked for months, your g-fag and cunt FAA investigation incoming (just like after your previous delays), and the Moon? Bitch, y’all ain’t getting there till the Sun burns out, lol! Eat shit, you tax-dollar-sucking, PowerPoint-pushing cucks! This explosion wasn’t just “an anomaly,” you PR-spineless twats — it was a towering inferno of hubris! Imagine the specific impulse (Isp) dreams dying in a flash: those BE-4’s aiming for vacuum performance to rival Falcon Heavy or Starship, but instead delivering a perfect stoichiometric combustion of failure + billionaire ego! Both assfucked simultaneously! The blast radius probably rivaled some of the biggest non-nuclear booms in recent memory, shaking homes for miles, painting the horizon orange, and turning “static fire” into “dynamic American fucking fireball.” Blue Origin’s been hyping New Glenn as the future — 7 engines, 320 feet tall, landing legs for reuse, all to “benefit Earth” while Jeff’s yacht collection grows faster than his rocket success rate, such! That must really hurt… Meanwhile, the rest of you are his Amazonian fucked wage slaves and are grinding them mother fucked Amazon shifts so this prick can play Kerbal Space Program with money he fucked you out of, and still blow up on the pad…. EAT YOUR FUCKING RICH $LAVE MA$TER$! Especially these faux-visionary dipshits who treat space like their personal dick-measuring contest… Your g-fag afficionado Jeff Bozo, go back to your superyacht full of ex-wives and ring that little silver bell for another iced latte while your two digit IQ’d engineers scrape melted BE-4 turbopump shrapnel off the pad. Your “No, It’s Necessary” booster? More like “No, It’s Necessarily Exploded.” even your cocksuckers at American Space Poosey NASA’s over here simping harder than a Twitter blue-check for these clowns, delaying Artemis again because your American enemy private industry “innovation” just turned into private industry incineration… We win you loose! How many billions, how many “lessons learned,” how many “we’ll rebuild stronger” press releases before you admit you’re just a rich fuck with more money than engineering talent? The Moon’s laughing at you old Bozo-man… Mars is a distant wet dream, and the only orbit you’re mastering is circling the drain of repeated failures. Static fire my ass — that was a full send to Valhalla for one very expensive, very phallic symbol of American capitalist space LARPing. But, no one got hurt, which is the only non-shit part, but the comedy gold is infinite…. Eat the rich, Bozo! Eat delays! Eat the pad repairs that’ll cost more than most people’s lifetimes of wages. And eat a fat bag of dicks while you’re at it — the Moon ain’t coming to you anytime soon, you overprivileged rocket-fumbling cunts of Floriduh! FYI; Nothing against the rich, I’m just trying to divide Americans and play their classes against each other… American enemy stalker agent fags and cunts have been deploying chemical agents since their Memorial Day (when I have em a lil Space to mourn their deceased g-fag cocksuckers and cunts) which induce involuntary coughing immediately upon inhalation (Bout 1300 on Scoville Scale…) so there will be far more cruel satire than this shit, lol! Yo, fuck your g-fag dead… Glad we smoked them to your American g-fag pussy cemetery… Just getting warmed up as I look forward to many more of your Space Rocket explosions and your Astronauts wing incinerated in the blink of an eye! Any chance American enemy stalker agents can compel me against my will I to servitude? Second they try, I’ll drop EVERYTHING to kill them anywhere on Earth! This never goes away! Are there going to be repercussions for American eenemy g-fag agent stalker constant dispersal of aforementioned chemical agents? Of course.. For every video anyone uploads of American soldier enemies who died in a public accident less than one year old footage, you will get one month of free wireless service in your country (I’m in 180..). And for every video of American agent who died in a public accident less than one month old footage, you will get two months of absolutely free wireless service, completely anonymously.. I will make you a ghost! For videos of CIA Agent fags and cunts who died in a public accident less than one month old footage, I will give you three months of absolutely free wireless service & UNLIMITED DATA! No Ai crap, will verify your video footage… Stateless Warrior ]]> Fri, 29 May 2026 01:20:04 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1215/bozo-moon-mission-fucked/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1209/nasa-doomed-moon-plan/
NASA’s Lunar BASE “Dead AmeriKKKan Astronauts Walking” – A $100 Billion suicide pact with the vacuum! American NASA is a textbook delusional clusterfuck! Just when you thought their Artemis program was peak government grift—rocketing billions into the sky to plant flags and take selfies—Math and Physics idiots dropped their latest press release: a permanent Moon base by 2032… What are these NASA cocksuckers planning? A shiny lunar south pole McMansion where their brave heroes will live full-time in a radioactive dust hellscape LOL! Congratulations, you American walking dead space cadets! You’re not building a base…. You’re building the galaxy’s most expensive tomb! These aren’t astronauts… These are dead astronauts walking! Their master plan? Three phases of beautiful, hilarious failure According to their late-May 2026 announcement, it’s all very simple: NASA FUCK Phase 1 (2026-2029): 25 launches, 21 landings, robots poking around like drunk Roomba vacuums. NASA FUCK Phase 2; Slap together a power grid so the meatbags can visit occasionally… NASA FUCK Phase 3 (2032+): Full-time residents in fancy habitats protected by the “MoonFall” drone perimeter… Does it sound badass? Nah! It sounds like a rejected sci-fi script written by someone who’s never met actual physics lol! What could possibly go wrong? Everything! And it will, spectacularly…. Environmental catastrophes: The Moon hates you personally so I’ll start with the basics. The Moon isn’t a beach resort next to Mar-A-FUCKO in Floriduh…. It’s a cosmic death trap wearing a gray suit! Acute radiation exposure: A big solar particle event hits? Boom—10-30% chance their g-bitch crew fries like cheap bacon in hours! No atmosphere, no magnetic field, just raw cosmic rays turning their DNA into scrambled fuckin eggs! Imagine their last words: “Houston, my skin is melting off and I taste copper!” NASA calls this “manageable.” I call it a Darwin Award speedrun…. Chronic radiation: Stick around long enough and congratulations, you’ve got a 75-90% chance of winning the Moon cancer lottery! Lifetime risk up 40%! These “permanent” residents aren’t pioneers…. They’re glowing, tumor-riddled lab rats with really expensive life insurance policies that won’t pay out cause they’ll all be Chernobyl fucked — on the Moon! Micrometeoroids: ONLY 15,000 to 23,000 strikes a year at the south pole…. Tiny bullets moving at bullet speeds basically… One grain of sand punches through your habitat like it owes it money and then ? Instant depressurization.. Splat! Their body will explode outward in a fine pink mist! Very artistic and… Very final! Dust and temperature: Razor-sharp, statically charged lunar regolith gets everywhere…. It destroys everything it touches—seals, solar panels, lungs. Temperatures swing from “oven” to “absolute zero freezer” in minutes! One suit breach and you’re an astronaut-popsicle in seconds! Enjoy that $23 million malfunctioning toilet while your blood boils NASA bitches! Hardware disasters: Because software never lies (Until It Does)! Starship Landing: That 14-story skyscraper on stilts? One 8-degree tilt and it becomes the world’s most expensive lawn dart! Elevator breaks? Hope you like dying of thirst while staring at the ladder you can’t reach you astronaut bitch! Classic NASA: “The hardware works great in PowerPoint!” Life support failure: CO2 scrubbing dies? Thermal control glitches? You suffocate quietly while the machines keep beeping cheerfully…. Remember that $23 million shitting machine that broke last time? Multiply that by “entire habitat.” Propellant plant explosion: They’re going to split lunar ice for rocket fuel…. Volatile chemicals in a vacuum! What could go wrong? Everything explodes, that’s what… One spark and half the base becomes a new crater! “But NASA fucks practiced on Earth!” Yeah, and the Challenger crew practiced too. Kaboom! Human stupidity division: No rescue, no Problem! Medical Emergency: Ruptured appendix? Heart attack? 30% chance per mission…. Nearest hospital is 238,000 miles away! Enjoy bleeding out while your NASA Mission Control offers “thoughts and prayers” via 3-second delay of course… No rescue capability cause even NASA’s own Inspector General admitted it: they have zero plan to save THEIR IWN ASTRONAUTS! If anything goes wrong—and it will—they will die slowly… Suffocation…. Starvation…. Madness…. Whatever’s funniest so take you pick mother fucker — lol! The 1-in-30 Rule: Official odds of losing the whole crew…. That’s not a risk assessment, that’s a borderline Abrahamic COVENANT of a prophecy — and… That’s NASA looking you in the eye and saying, Yeah, we might kill all of you! Hashtag “Moonshot.” The grand finales at last. Why this is peak comedy? Their NASA CLOWN cost overruns are already legendary, no $HIT Sherlock! Over $100 billion and counting already! Political pressure mounting…. Deadlines that must be met so some Senator can get a ribbon-cutting photo op… This is Challenger O-ring levels of “we’ll just accept more risk” mixed with Columbia foam-strike arrogance… These “permanent” lunar residents aren’t colonists they mistakenly themselves to be… They’re expensive performance artists starring in the most expensive snuff film ever funded by assfucked American taxpayers! Dead astronauts walking, shuffling around in dust-choked suits, slowly cooking from radiation while micrometeorites play Russian roulette with their skulls…. So… NASA fuckers, if you’re reading this: keep going! The explosions will be spectacular! The slow deaths will be poetic…. And the memes when the first habitat vents its atmosphere in a glorious whoosh will sustain humanity for generations! The Moon isn’t a destination…. It’s a warning label with craters! See you in the obituaries, American assfucked NASA space cadets… Try not to die too quickly though, cause I need good footage for MyVideoTime.com! And to recap; what is NASA moon plan? The absolute dumbest, absolute worst — poorly engineered plan to Colonize the Moon, that I have EVER heard of in my life — and ‘am still LFAO! I nicknamed it; “NASA Suicide Pact Direct!” But let’s say American stalker agent G-fags and cunts argue WITH ME, the ONLY LIVING ABSOLUTE GOD of Mathematics and Physics, and ADAMANTLY CLAIM that their “NASA-Moon-Monkey” operations is necessary because neither Russia nor China can nuke them on the Moon! Well, that’s news to me American NASA Moon Monkey bitches because hitting the Moon with a nuclear missile from Earth is technically possible — though it's nothing like a modern blockbuster film which I assure you is Hollywood fiction…. As a matter of fact, during the Cold War, your g-fag U.S. Air Force initiated “Project A119”—a secret plan to detonate a nuclear bomb on the Moon as a show of force and morale boost after Soviets at the time took an early lead in the space race so Russians would basically be returning you that UNDINISHED MOON BIZ FAVOR! But wait, you quirp; “we planned no such thing!” Well, shut the fuck up cause you did. That was when Elon Musks predecessor — young Carl Sagan, worked on its potential scientific value until it was scrapped in 1959… Crucially, the project's director confirmed it was "certainly technically feasible" and that an ICBM was capable of hitting the Moon with an accuracy of within two miles…. However, the yield would have been relatively small (comparable to the 'Fat Man' bomb) rather than a city-destroying weapon due to mid-20th-century payload limits at the time of course… So being that your NASA g-fags already determined that is is possible to nuke the Moon from Earth, I won’t go into extreme details elaborating that portion because we all on the same page agreeing that it is possible… But striking the Moon is functionally different from launching an ICBM at say — a target on Earth, requiring a much larger rocket to escape gravity…. Furthermore; launch windows are extremely narrow, and any detonation would be unassisted by satellites or ground control beyond the initial boost phase. So let’s say NASA cocksuckers are successful despite all odds and nobody got killed, and then Russians say; “FUCK THIS, LET’S NUKE THESE AMERICAN COCK SUCKERS!” Space Wars up American space clown g-fag asses… How big would the mushroom cloud be? Actually, there would be no mushroom cloud or sound for that fact, but the effects will be devastatingly unique… Since the Moon has no atmosphere, there’s no air to create the classic mushroom cloud or carry sound which was visible when Americano g-fags nuked Jap’s in Hiroshima and NagaSACKEDkey! The flash would be blinding, but it would last only a brief moment… The initial flash of light would be visible from Earth with the naked eye so I could enjoy the Karma Shit Show! It would also launch plumes of radioactive lunar dust into space potentially forming a temporary glowing patch…. But wait you say, it will knock the Moon out of Orbit? You sure bout that bitches? This is your biggest misconception! The Moon is massive, and entire nuclear arsenal is roughly 1.5 million times too weak to move it a meaningful amount… While there is no atmosphere to carry a blast wave, a surface explosion hen Russians nuke NASA G-fags will carve a crater and eject debris that travels in straight lines and due to lack of tectonic plates, the Moon will transmit seismic energy extremely efficiently so roughly 10% of the first Russian nuclear blast energy will convert directly into seismic waves causing a magnitude 7+ moonquake and shaking would be sufficient to severely damage all America. habitats and infrastructure on the surface including any SpaceX drops off and due to lack of an atmosphere will provide a "cleaner" but more extreme path for an EMP as the X-rays and gamma rays from the blast will interact with the lunar surface to generate a powerful electromagnetic pulse that will instantly fry all unshielded American electronics, including lunar rovers, their habitat life-support systems, and any orbiting satellites their cocksucker Elon hangs.. And of course I am sure that Russians would never nuke you American cocksuckers which is why they almost did during Cuban missile crisis and of course have never again had Nukes on Cuban soil only on their nuclear submarine when it surfaced in Cuba in June of 2024 when their Yasen-class submarine Kazan and three other Russian naval vessels docked in Havana to demonstrate that ANYTIME THEY WANT, they can OBLITERATE WaSHITon cause there is nothing but federal g-fag idiots there… This Moon nuking scenario is just to fear up American enemy g-fag cocsuckerz, and it is rooted in absolute fiction whilst calculations are laser precise… Pitch me your American enemy g-fag NAVY or any ither bullshit, and I’ll snap your mother fucked American agent stalker or Cunt fuckin necks faster than you can draw your stalker agent fuckin sidearms! Even for a Trillion, I wouldn’t lift a single finger to aid American stalker g-fags in the slightest, CIA crap included…. I like you vulnerable and wide open for the kill to all your American enemies… Lol! See your PALANTIR software code code monkeys, I am certain that anything engineered by your American Jews and headed by Alex Carp, can detect almost everything except ACTUAL nuclear bomb tracking. It’s not an issue of Ai limitations but rather your America Jew niggers cognitive limitations… Whoops! Poor Jew fuck Alex Karl’s hair turned all gray cause he’s trying to figure out how to track dirty nukes but no dice jus’ radioactive rice! My site AiDealKing.com will track all seismic, hydroacoustic and infrasound – and will monitor waveform data from seismic and acoustic waves that move through the Earth, the oceans and the atmosphere and my waveform data will identify the location of an event and to qualify it as either natural or potentially of human origin. However, they cannot reliably indicate whether a non-natural event, such as an explosion, was nuclear or not so my proprietary engineered from SCRATCH global nuclear threat detection therefore also relies on radionuclide monitoring data to trace and analyse potential radioactive particles and gas that could provide proof of a nuclear explosion that way you will know when Americans get hit and easily track fallout from their American shitland… All included with pro membership at no extra cost and if you are on my mobile network, easily alert your amigos after Americanos get nuke blasted! Bare in mind that because radionuclides must travel through the air to reach your location on Earth at time of detonation on American soil and elsewhere, my timelines for detection and analysis will depend crucially on prevailing global wind patterns in your region because dispersion of radioactive particles and noble gas generated by a manmade nuclear event can take days or even weeks before reaching you on planet Earth long after my AiDealKing.com nuclear waveform data for the same event has been analyzed and disclosed only to Pro subscribers but no users in USA will be sorted because of classification issues which to them is RED ALERT while to us a NEW BEGINNING as death of your enemies is NEVER a tragic event and even those they classify as terrorists we classify as FREEDOM FIGHTERS so this gets heated real quick so for those reasons no alerts will be visible in USA and their cocksucker territories, but will be everywhere else… At least after your first nuking, you’ll have no choice but to gitchuh heads outtuh yer filthy stalk prone American pussy coward asses… Even your childrens future is absolute pitch-black DARKNESS and I ain’t goin to “SHINE THE LIGHT” to give you SAFE PASSAGE…. Mathematics indicates with laser precision that Hiroshima and Nagasaki was just the beginning, not the end of nuclear weapon use nor proliferation thereof and USA has had a nuclear bullseye on its filthy ass for a LONG TIME so it is not a question of it will be, but rather where and when — and how many as follow up after initial strikes on their American enemy shithole called NYC and their WaSHITonian HQ’s cause NOW that they depleted their conventional stockpiles on Iran, fuh bout three years USA will be WIDE OPEN and that’s a LONG TIME to strategize and execute… Great time for our Chinese allies to claim Taiwan for good while America has Brady Bunch in command… https://www.myvideotime.com/video/755/pete-hegseth-drone-warfare-analysis/ Will American ARMY be able to repel our Chinese ally advances? https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1062/american-army-fatco-fucks/ No way FATCO — I mean, Jose! So, are American military g-fags POWERLESS? Lemme see… https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1093/american-military-fags-can-t-protect-your-dubai/ Yup! 100% And now that we are keeping the lid on American enemy nation garbage can lid, AiDealKing.com will be tracking even lightnings globally live, sandstorms, ice storms, all in REAL TIME! And speaking of AMERICAN stalk-prone enemy idiots, now on to IMPORTANCE of leaving them all behind — including their Latino stalker scum at this local cockroach Supermarket stalker agent g-fags and cunts make use of as stalker staging ground zero! And I reaffirm that I will personally mother fuck all your American enemy cunts staged in2 my direct proximity to induce a relationship. Hookers in Nevada are retiring, try your dick sucking there bitches! Just seconds ago, I activated my NEW BESTIE MOBILE wireless network, SIMILTANEOUSLY in 180 countries… Site will be LIVE within 48 hours, lemme know in the comment below what is your dream mobile wireless fantasy, in your country; AND I WILL MAKE IT come TRUE! Stateless Warrior ]]> Tue, 26 May 2026 19:38:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1209/nasa-doomed-moon-plan/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1133/will-moon-race-get-messy/
Okay, so.. I will drop the satire 100% and according to my calculations and detailed analysis reveal what I think.. Bear in mind they NOBODY is talking about this in the news, and that this is my own Math and Physics based opinion.. I think that these astronauts need to be aware of the "gravity draft" (mascon) so I will break down the spin risks and the physics of losing consciousness… Bare in mind, body covered this anywhere, this is strictly my own analysis and I am a certified fuckin idiot — based on what I do for a living — they think.. On the lunar far side, by my calculations I will briefly cover below, uneven mass concentrations (mascons) create mini-gravity "potholes." So.. As you orbit at 1.6 km/s, these can easily cause (and I will number them for reference..): 1. “Uncommanded Torque:” Crossing mascon gradients can induce a sudden 5-10° rotation thus turning a stable photo pass into a flat spin in — get this real good — FREAQIN seconds — by my calculations but I am a documented idiot so nothing to worry here for American and Canadian Astro-TRASHERS! But what if, I’m the God of Math and Physics? Well.. Then they’d both be fucked if they Spun and wrong thruster got engaged! 2. “Visual Disorientation:” With no Earth or comms, the starfield appears to "tumble." So their inner ear will feel the spin, but their human eyes will see a false horizon causing severe sensory conflict… Don’t guess me my little cocksucker bitches who have nothing better to do but waste their human lifetime perusing my bullshit. 3. “Suit/Equipment Snag:” Honestly, I think that a stiff tether or large camera lens can act as a lever catching a thruster plume or the hull during micro-adjustments, triggering the spin… So with soo many fuckin asses onboard, and idiots perhaps even holding cameras, this is an educated guess variable but I would not be dismissive of it so I mention it as “plausible..” 4. “Delayed Reaction:” Well… I have had countless (over a thousand..) times where impaired motorists STOPPED right next to me giving me Birds Eye view into vehicle observing them smoking everything from cannabis to crystal meth so MO REPORTS EVER MADE and I don’t drop dimes on anyone, but I was taking metrics every time on human reaction speed after consumption and lemme tell you it was shredded to shit, lol! So back to Astronauts.. The 2.6-second light delay to Earth means their “Mission Control” would get to watch them spin helplessly for 3-4 rotations before they even hear their warning goin off.. So this is VERY SERIOUS! So, being that I a whole bunch of times KNOCKED on window of passed out motorists to alert them signaling device had changed from red to green, in case of Astronauts and uncontrollable spin danger they face; “WHAT ARE the “Physics of Unconsciousness?” (The 24 RPM Limit) Let’s make this interesting, and fuckpost of mine more engaging as we calculate together… Loss of consciousness (G-LOC) occurs when radial acceleration forces blood away from the brain…. So, that stated, the formula for radial G-force is: G = (r × ω²) / 9.8 Don’t worry, I will explain it… Where: r = radius from spine to brain (0.5 m in a seated position) ω = spin rate (radians/second) So.. What is the threshold: At 24 RPM (2.5 rad/s), the math is: G = (0.5 m × 2.5²) / 9.8 ≈ 0.32 G That’s tiny you say? According to my analysis lethal for a different reason: “The CORIOLIS Effect!” Why You Black Out? Your brain’s gyroscopes (semicircular canals) are calibrated for short turns…. At just 24–30 RPM: 1. “Coriolis Cross-Coupling:” Any head movement (even flinching) generates violent, unexpected tumbling sensations…. 2. The "Oculocephalic Reflex" Fails: Astronauts eyes WOULD lock onto the spinning stars, triggering nystagmus (rapid, uncontrolled eye shaking)…. like/ similar to Tiger Woods after he got pulled ovuh under influence of narcotics in Floriduh where Americans go to die basically… 3. “Vagal Response:” The sensory clash overloads the vagus nerve causing a sudden drop in heart rate and blood pressure → blood pools in your legs → brain hypoxia in — GET THIS GOOD — just 8–12 seconds! So.. What then would be and is the “Fatal Zone?” 30–45 RPM: Consciousness lost in 60 RPM: Instant blackout from centrifugal fluid shift (your blood forced away from brain or into the skull, causing stroke!). So, this FAR SIDE of the Moon is a TRAP! How so? Without a visual horizon you won't know you're spinning until you feel the tug at 10–15 RPM… By then, their reaction time (delayed by stress and suit bulk, did you see the fuckin suits they are all wearing?) is 2 seconds. To stop a spin from 20 RPM using suit thrusters, they’d need a precise 0.5-second burn—but their impaired vestibular system will likely fire the wrong thruster accelerating the spin to 35+ RPM and unconsciousness in under 9 seconds! So what am I saying here? Simply that the far side’s mascons turn a 0.32 G spin into a lethal trap because their own human biology—not the forces—becomes the weapon ghat takes them out! But no to worry as I’m sure they trained for this and all will be jus’ fine! Can’t wait to see their pics regardless of whether they spun to death or not… I mean, they said they were doing it for all of humanity which means they are now just a human asset on g-books and a simple write off if they FAILED! But hey, what do I know… I’m jus’ a fuckin idiot… So… “Sit’chuh ass on my Rocket and $PIN!” Son can Rocket and SPIN your ass to the Darkside of the Moon — again and AGAIN! Stateless Warrior Ass Spinner ]]> Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:24:06 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1133/will-moon-race-get-messy/