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NASA Doomed Moon Plan
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NASA’s Lunar BASE “Dead AmeriKKKan Astronauts Walking” – A $100 Billion suicide pact with the vacuum!
American NASA is a textbook delusional clusterfuck! Just when you thought their Artemis program was peak government grift—rocketing billions into the sky to plant flags and take selfies—Math and Physics idiots dropped their latest press release: a permanent Moon base by 2032…
What are these NASA cocksuckers planning? A shiny lunar south pole McMansion where their brave heroes will live full-time in a radioactive dust hellscape LOL!
Congratulations, you American walking dead space cadets! You’re not building a base…. You’re building the galaxy’s most expensive tomb! These aren’t astronauts… These are dead astronauts walking!
Their master plan? Three phases of beautiful, hilarious failure
According to their late-May 2026 announcement, it’s all very simple:
NASA FUCK Phase 1 (2026-2029): 25 launches, 21 landings, robots poking around like drunk Roomba vacuums.
NASA FUCK Phase 2; Slap together a power grid so the meatbags can visit occasionally…
NASA FUCK Phase 3 (2032+): Full-time residents in fancy habitats protected by the “MoonFall” drone perimeter… Does it sound badass? Nah! It sounds like a rejected sci-fi script written by someone who’s never met actual physics lol!
What could possibly go wrong? Everything! And it will, spectacularly….
Environmental catastrophes: The Moon hates you personally
so I’ll start with the basics. The Moon isn’t a beach resort next to Mar-A-FUCKO in Floriduh…. It’s a cosmic death trap wearing a gray suit!
Acute radiation exposure: A big solar particle event hits? Boom—10-30% chance their g-bitch crew fries like cheap bacon in hours! No atmosphere, no magnetic field, just raw cosmic rays turning their DNA into scrambled fuckin eggs! Imagine their last words: “Houston, my skin is melting off and I taste copper!” NASA calls this “manageable.” I call it a Darwin Award speedrun….
Chronic radiation: Stick around long enough and congratulations, you’ve got a 75-90% chance of winning the Moon cancer lottery! Lifetime risk up 40%! These “permanent” residents aren’t pioneers…. They’re glowing, tumor-riddled lab rats with really expensive life insurance policies that won’t pay out cause they’ll all be Chernobyl fucked — on the Moon!
Micrometeoroids: ONLY 15,000 to 23,000 strikes a year at the south pole…. Tiny bullets moving at bullet speeds basically… One grain of sand punches through your habitat like it owes it money and then ? Instant depressurization.. Splat! Their body will explode outward in a fine pink mist! Very artistic and… Very final!
Dust and temperature: Razor-sharp, statically charged lunar regolith gets everywhere…. It destroys everything it touches—seals, solar panels, lungs. Temperatures swing from “oven” to “absolute zero freezer” in minutes! One suit breach and you’re an astronaut-popsicle in seconds! Enjoy that $23 million malfunctioning toilet while your blood boils NASA bitches!
Hardware disasters: Because software never lies (Until It Does)!
Starship Landing: That 14-story skyscraper on stilts? One 8-degree tilt and it becomes the world’s most expensive lawn dart! Elevator breaks? Hope you like dying of thirst while staring at the ladder you can’t reach you astronaut bitch! Classic NASA: “The hardware works great in PowerPoint!”
Life support failure: CO2 scrubbing dies? Thermal control glitches? You suffocate quietly while the machines keep beeping cheerfully…. Remember that $23 million shitting machine that broke last time? Multiply that by “entire habitat.”
Propellant plant explosion: They’re going to split lunar ice for rocket fuel…. Volatile chemicals in a vacuum! What could go wrong? Everything explodes, that’s what… One spark and half the base becomes a new crater! “But NASA fucks practiced on Earth!” Yeah, and the Challenger crew practiced too. Kaboom!
Human stupidity division: No rescue, no Problem!
Medical Emergency: Ruptured appendix? Heart attack? 30% chance per mission…. Nearest hospital is 238,000 miles away! Enjoy bleeding out while your NASA Mission Control offers “thoughts and prayers” via 3-second delay of course…
No rescue capability cause even NASA’s own Inspector General admitted it: they have zero plan to save THEIR IWN ASTRONAUTS! If anything goes wrong—and it will—they will die slowly… Suffocation…. Starvation…. Madness…. Whatever’s funniest so take you pick mother fucker — lol!
The 1-in-30 Rule: Official odds of losing the whole crew…. That’s not a risk assessment, that’s a borderline Abrahamic COVENANT of a prophecy — and… That’s NASA looking you in the eye and saying, Yeah, we might kill all of you! Hashtag “Moonshot.”
The grand finales at last. Why this is peak comedy? Their NASA CLOWN cost overruns are already legendary, no $HIT Sherlock! Over $100 billion and counting already! Political pressure mounting…. Deadlines that must be met so some Senator can get a ribbon-cutting photo op… This is Challenger O-ring levels of “we’ll just accept more risk” mixed with Columbia foam-strike arrogance…
These “permanent” lunar residents aren’t colonists they mistakenly themselves to be… They’re expensive performance artists starring in the most expensive snuff film ever funded by assfucked American taxpayers! Dead astronauts walking, shuffling around in dust-choked suits, slowly cooking from radiation while micrometeorites play Russian roulette with their skulls…. So… NASA fuckers, if you’re reading this: keep going! The explosions will be spectacular! The slow deaths will be poetic…. And the memes when the first habitat vents its atmosphere in a glorious whoosh will sustain humanity for generations!
The Moon isn’t a destination…. It’s a warning label with craters!
See you in the obituaries, American assfucked NASA space cadets…
Try not to die too quickly though, cause I need good footage for MyVideoTime.com!
And to recap; what is NASA moon plan?
The absolute dumbest, absolute worst — poorly engineered plan to Colonize the Moon, that I have EVER heard of in my life — and ‘am still LFAO! I nicknamed it; “NASA Suicide Pact Direct!”
But let’s say American stalker agent G-fags and cunts argue WITH ME, the ONLY LIVING ABSOLUTE GOD of Mathematics and Physics, and ADAMANTLY CLAIM that their “NASA-Moon-Monkey” operations is necessary because neither Russia nor China can nuke them on the Moon!
Well, that’s news to me American NASA Moon Monkey bitches because hitting the Moon with a nuclear missile from Earth is technically possible — though it's nothing like a modern blockbuster film which I assure you is Hollywood fiction….
As a matter of fact, during the Cold War, your g-fag U.S. Air Force initiated “Project A119”—a secret plan to detonate a nuclear bomb on the Moon as a show of force and morale boost after Soviets at the time took an early lead in the space race so Russians would basically be returning you that UNDINISHED MOON BIZ FAVOR! But wait, you quirp; “we planned no such thing!” Well, shut the fuck up cause you did. That was when Elon Musks predecessor — young Carl Sagan, worked on its potential scientific value until it was scrapped in 1959… Crucially, the project's director confirmed it was "certainly technically feasible" and that an ICBM was capable of hitting the Moon with an accuracy of within two miles…. However, the yield would have been relatively small (comparable to the 'Fat Man' bomb) rather than a city-destroying weapon due to mid-20th-century payload limits at the time of course… So being that your NASA g-fags already determined that is is possible to nuke the Moon from Earth, I won’t go into extreme details elaborating that portion because we all on the same page agreeing that it is possible… But striking the Moon is functionally different from launching an ICBM at say — a target on Earth, requiring a much larger rocket to escape gravity…. Furthermore; launch windows are extremely narrow, and any detonation would be unassisted by satellites or ground control beyond the initial boost phase.
So let’s say NASA cocksuckers are successful despite all odds and nobody got killed, and then Russians say; “FUCK THIS, LET’S NUKE THESE AMERICAN COCK SUCKERS!” Space Wars up American space clown g-fag asses… How big would the mushroom cloud be?
Actually, there would be no mushroom cloud or sound for that fact, but the effects will be devastatingly unique… Since the Moon has no atmosphere, there’s no air to create the classic mushroom cloud or carry sound which was visible when Americano g-fags nuked Jap’s in Hiroshima and NagaSACKEDkey! The flash would be blinding, but it would last only a brief moment… The initial flash of light would be visible from Earth with the naked eye so I could enjoy the Karma Shit Show! It would also launch plumes of radioactive lunar dust into space potentially forming a temporary glowing patch…. But wait you say, it will knock the Moon out of Orbit? You sure bout that bitches?
This is your biggest misconception! The Moon is massive, and entire nuclear arsenal is roughly 1.5 million times too weak to move it a meaningful amount… While there is no atmosphere to carry a blast wave, a surface explosion hen Russians nuke NASA G-fags will carve a crater and eject debris that travels in straight lines and due to lack of tectonic plates, the Moon will transmit seismic energy extremely efficiently so roughly 10% of the first Russian nuclear blast energy will convert directly into seismic waves causing a magnitude 7+ moonquake and shaking would be sufficient to severely damage all America. habitats and infrastructure on the surface including any SpaceX drops off and due to lack of an atmosphere will provide a "cleaner" but more extreme path for an EMP as the X-rays and gamma rays from the blast will interact with the lunar surface to generate a powerful electromagnetic pulse that will instantly fry all unshielded American electronics, including lunar rovers, their habitat life-support systems, and any orbiting satellites their cocksucker Elon hangs..
And of course I am sure that Russians would never nuke you American cocksuckers which is why they almost did during Cuban missile crisis and of course have never again had
Nukes on Cuban soil only on their nuclear submarine when it surfaced in Cuba in June of 2024 when their Yasen-class submarine Kazan and three other Russian naval vessels docked in Havana to demonstrate that ANYTIME THEY WANT, they can OBLITERATE WaSHITon cause there is nothing but federal g-fag idiots there… This Moon nuking scenario is just to fear up American enemy g-fag cocsuckerz, and it is rooted in absolute fiction whilst calculations are laser precise…
Pitch me your American enemy g-fag NAVY or any ither bullshit, and I’ll snap your mother fu led American agent stalker or
Cunt fu Kim neck faster than you can draw your stalker agent fuckin sidearm!
And speaking of idiots, now on to IMPORTANCE of leaving them all behind…
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American NASA is a textbook delusional clusterfuck! Just when you thought their Artemis program was peak government grift—rocketing billions into the sky to plant flags and take selfies—Math and Physics idiots dropped their latest press release: a permanent Moon base by 2032…
What are these NASA cocksuckers planning? A shiny lunar south pole McMansion where their brave heroes will live full-time in a radioactive dust hellscape LOL!
Congratulations, you American walking dead space cadets! You’re not building a base…. You’re building the galaxy’s most expensive tomb! These aren’t astronauts… These are dead astronauts walking!
Their master plan? Three phases of beautiful, hilarious failure
According to their late-May 2026 announcement, it’s all very simple:
NASA FUCK Phase 1 (2026-2029): 25 launches, 21 landings, robots poking around like drunk Roomba vacuums.
NASA FUCK Phase 2; Slap together a power grid so the meatbags can visit occasionally…
NASA FUCK Phase 3 (2032+): Full-time residents in fancy habitats protected by the “MoonFall” drone perimeter… Does it sound badass? Nah! It sounds like a rejected sci-fi script written by someone who’s never met actual physics lol!
What could possibly go wrong? Everything! And it will, spectacularly….
Environmental catastrophes: The Moon hates you personally
so I’ll start with the basics. The Moon isn’t a beach resort next to Mar-A-FUCKO in Floriduh…. It’s a cosmic death trap wearing a gray suit!
Acute radiation exposure: A big solar particle event hits? Boom—10-30% chance their g-bitch crew fries like cheap bacon in hours! No atmosphere, no magnetic field, just raw cosmic rays turning their DNA into scrambled fuckin eggs! Imagine their last words: “Houston, my skin is melting off and I taste copper!” NASA calls this “manageable.” I call it a Darwin Award speedrun….
Chronic radiation: Stick around long enough and congratulations, you’ve got a 75-90% chance of winning the Moon cancer lottery! Lifetime risk up 40%! These “permanent” residents aren’t pioneers…. They’re glowing, tumor-riddled lab rats with really expensive life insurance policies that won’t pay out cause they’ll all be Chernobyl fucked — on the Moon!
Micrometeoroids: ONLY 15,000 to 23,000 strikes a year at the south pole…. Tiny bullets moving at bullet speeds basically… One grain of sand punches through your habitat like it owes it money and then ? Instant depressurization.. Splat! Their body will explode outward in a fine pink mist! Very artistic and… Very final!
Dust and temperature: Razor-sharp, statically charged lunar regolith gets everywhere…. It destroys everything it touches—seals, solar panels, lungs. Temperatures swing from “oven” to “absolute zero freezer” in minutes! One suit breach and you’re an astronaut-popsicle in seconds! Enjoy that $23 million malfunctioning toilet while your blood boils NASA bitches!
Hardware disasters: Because software never lies (Until It Does)!
Starship Landing: That 14-story skyscraper on stilts? One 8-degree tilt and it becomes the world’s most expensive lawn dart! Elevator breaks? Hope you like dying of thirst while staring at the ladder you can’t reach you astronaut bitch! Classic NASA: “The hardware works great in PowerPoint!”
Life support failure: CO2 scrubbing dies? Thermal control glitches? You suffocate quietly while the machines keep beeping cheerfully…. Remember that $23 million shitting machine that broke last time? Multiply that by “entire habitat.”
Propellant plant explosion: They’re going to split lunar ice for rocket fuel…. Volatile chemicals in a vacuum! What could go wrong? Everything explodes, that’s what… One spark and half the base becomes a new crater! “But NASA fucks practiced on Earth!” Yeah, and the Challenger crew practiced too. Kaboom!
Human stupidity division: No rescue, no Problem!
Medical Emergency: Ruptured appendix? Heart attack? 30% chance per mission…. Nearest hospital is 238,000 miles away! Enjoy bleeding out while your NASA Mission Control offers “thoughts and prayers” via 3-second delay of course…
No rescue capability cause even NASA’s own Inspector General admitted it: they have zero plan to save THEIR IWN ASTRONAUTS! If anything goes wrong—and it will—they will die slowly… Suffocation…. Starvation…. Madness…. Whatever’s funniest so take you pick mother fucker — lol!
The 1-in-30 Rule: Official odds of losing the whole crew…. That’s not a risk assessment, that’s a borderline Abrahamic COVENANT of a prophecy — and… That’s NASA looking you in the eye and saying, Yeah, we might kill all of you! Hashtag “Moonshot.”
The grand finales at last. Why this is peak comedy? Their NASA CLOWN cost overruns are already legendary, no $HIT Sherlock! Over $100 billion and counting already! Political pressure mounting…. Deadlines that must be met so some Senator can get a ribbon-cutting photo op… This is Challenger O-ring levels of “we’ll just accept more risk” mixed with Columbia foam-strike arrogance…
These “permanent” lunar residents aren’t colonists they mistakenly themselves to be… They’re expensive performance artists starring in the most expensive snuff film ever funded by assfucked American taxpayers! Dead astronauts walking, shuffling around in dust-choked suits, slowly cooking from radiation while micrometeorites play Russian roulette with their skulls…. So… NASA fuckers, if you’re reading this: keep going! The explosions will be spectacular! The slow deaths will be poetic…. And the memes when the first habitat vents its atmosphere in a glorious whoosh will sustain humanity for generations!
The Moon isn’t a destination…. It’s a warning label with craters!
See you in the obituaries, American assfucked NASA space cadets…
Try not to die too quickly though, cause I need good footage for MyVideoTime.com!
And to recap; what is NASA moon plan?
The absolute dumbest, absolute worst — poorly engineered plan to Colonize the Moon, that I have EVER heard of in my life — and ‘am still LFAO! I nicknamed it; “NASA Suicide Pact Direct!”
But let’s say American stalker agent G-fags and cunts argue WITH ME, the ONLY LIVING ABSOLUTE GOD of Mathematics and Physics, and ADAMANTLY CLAIM that their “NASA-Moon-Monkey” operations is necessary because neither Russia nor China can nuke them on the Moon!
Well, that’s news to me American NASA Moon Monkey bitches because hitting the Moon with a nuclear missile from Earth is technically possible — though it's nothing like a modern blockbuster film which I assure you is Hollywood fiction….
As a matter of fact, during the Cold War, your g-fag U.S. Air Force initiated “Project A119”—a secret plan to detonate a nuclear bomb on the Moon as a show of force and morale boost after Soviets at the time took an early lead in the space race so Russians would basically be returning you that UNDINISHED MOON BIZ FAVOR! But wait, you quirp; “we planned no such thing!” Well, shut the fuck up cause you did. That was when Elon Musks predecessor — young Carl Sagan, worked on its potential scientific value until it was scrapped in 1959… Crucially, the project's director confirmed it was "certainly technically feasible" and that an ICBM was capable of hitting the Moon with an accuracy of within two miles…. However, the yield would have been relatively small (comparable to the 'Fat Man' bomb) rather than a city-destroying weapon due to mid-20th-century payload limits at the time of course… So being that your NASA g-fags already determined that is is possible to nuke the Moon from Earth, I won’t go into extreme details elaborating that portion because we all on the same page agreeing that it is possible… But striking the Moon is functionally different from launching an ICBM at say — a target on Earth, requiring a much larger rocket to escape gravity…. Furthermore; launch windows are extremely narrow, and any detonation would be unassisted by satellites or ground control beyond the initial boost phase.
So let’s say NASA cocksuckers are successful despite all odds and nobody got killed, and then Russians say; “FUCK THIS, LET’S NUKE THESE AMERICAN COCK SUCKERS!” Space Wars up American space clown g-fag asses… How big would the mushroom cloud be?
Actually, there would be no mushroom cloud or sound for that fact, but the effects will be devastatingly unique… Since the Moon has no atmosphere, there’s no air to create the classic mushroom cloud or carry sound which was visible when Americano g-fags nuked Jap’s in Hiroshima and NagaSACKEDkey! The flash would be blinding, but it would last only a brief moment… The initial flash of light would be visible from Earth with the naked eye so I could enjoy the Karma Shit Show! It would also launch plumes of radioactive lunar dust into space potentially forming a temporary glowing patch…. But wait you say, it will knock the Moon out of Orbit? You sure bout that bitches?
This is your biggest misconception! The Moon is massive, and entire nuclear arsenal is roughly 1.5 million times too weak to move it a meaningful amount… While there is no atmosphere to carry a blast wave, a surface explosion hen Russians nuke NASA G-fags will carve a crater and eject debris that travels in straight lines and due to lack of tectonic plates, the Moon will transmit seismic energy extremely efficiently so roughly 10% of the first Russian nuclear blast energy will convert directly into seismic waves causing a magnitude 7+ moonquake and shaking would be sufficient to severely damage all America. habitats and infrastructure on the surface including any SpaceX drops off and due to lack of an atmosphere will provide a "cleaner" but more extreme path for an EMP as the X-rays and gamma rays from the blast will interact with the lunar surface to generate a powerful electromagnetic pulse that will instantly fry all unshielded American electronics, including lunar rovers, their habitat life-support systems, and any orbiting satellites their cocksucker Elon hangs..
And of course I am sure that Russians would never nuke you American cocksuckers which is why they almost did during Cuban missile crisis and of course have never again had
Nukes on Cuban soil only on their nuclear submarine when it surfaced in Cuba in June of 2024 when their Yasen-class submarine Kazan and three other Russian naval vessels docked in Havana to demonstrate that ANYTIME THEY WANT, they can OBLITERATE WaSHITon cause there is nothing but federal g-fag idiots there… This Moon nuking scenario is just to fear up American enemy g-fag cocsuckerz, and it is rooted in absolute fiction whilst calculations are laser precise…
Pitch me your American enemy g-fag NAVY or any ither bullshit, and I’ll snap your mother fu led American agent stalker or
Cunt fu Kim neck faster than you can draw your stalker agent fuckin sidearm!
And speaking of idiots, now on to IMPORTANCE of leaving them all behind…
Just seconds ago, I activated my NEW BESTIE MOBILE wireless network, SIMILTANEOUSLY in 180 countries…
Site will be LIVE within 48 hours, lemme know in the comment below what is your dream mobile wireless fantasy, in your country; AND I WILL MAKE IT come TRUE!
Stateless Warrior
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