https://www.myvideotime.com/tags/maga/ Thu, 17 Sep 2026 03:22:24 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1193/the-art-of-trump-bullshit/
In April 2026, during an Easter luncheon speech, President Donald Trump said the federal government could no longer take care of Medicare, Medicaid, and child-care because it was going broke fighting wars of choice, like the bombing war in Iran. He argued that these programs must become state responsibilities so the federal government could focus on military protection. This statement presents a stark trade-off: the cost of an elective war is being framed by sitting American bullshit Artist President as a reason to abandon federal funding for core social safety nets… The math behind this claim deserves a close look I think because the long-term cost of the U.S. military campaign against Iran under Trump's second term will reach approximately one trillion dollars + with duration and intensity of course. That is a huge sum, but how does it compare to the their American social programs being cut? I’ll start with their American Medicare…. In fiscal year 2024, total federal Medicare spending was about 1.1 trillion dollars…. Same as blasting Iran… Dividing one trillion by 1.1 trillion gives roughly 0.9. This means the entire projected cost of the Iran war could fund Medicare for only about eleven months — almost a full FREAQIN year — WHOA! Next, fuh duh hell of it, I’m look at American Medicaid. The federal share of Medicaid spending in fiscal year 2024 was approximately 618 billion dollars…. One trillion divided by 618 billion equals about $ 1.6, so their AmeriKan war budget could cover the federal portion of Medicaid for a year and a half. If you consider total Medicaid spending, including state contributions, the total is around 894 billion dollars, but the federal share alone shows how far the war money could go…. Now consider their child-care. All federal spending on child-care and early learning programs in fiscal year 2026 totals roughly $ 31.3 billion dollars. Dividing one trillion by $ 31.3 billion yields a staggering $ 32… This means the same money spent on bombing Iran could fully fund every federal child-care and early education program for thirty-two years $TRAIGHT! A single war of choice could underwrite an entire generation of child-care support fuh’ Lost AMERICAN TRIBE heading at breakneck speed back to Stone Age… My numbers show that the trade-off is not one of true fiscal necessity… The federal government is not broke in a way that forces it to choose between war and social programs…. The one trillion dollars is being allocated to a war that Congress never formally even authorized, while Medicare, Medicaid, and child-care are being pushed to the states by Donnie Bullshitter Gump…. The opportunity cost is clear though: the war budget could pay for Medicare for one year, Medicaid for over a year and a half, or child-care for more than three decades…. Federal Penalty for birthing future cocksucker taxpayers lol! Trump's statement frames the choice as unavoidable, but the comparison reveals it is a conscious political decision… The funds exist… They are simply being spent on choice g-fag military action abroad rather than on their own health and child-care at home so if you blindly bow before the Godmof Government, you might wannuh stop worshipping FAL&E FEDERAL GOD before it fucks you! The question is not whether America can afford these programs, but whether it chooses to prioritize a bombing war over them? At some point, you might wannuh spit Trump’s mushroom shaped limo dick outtuh your MAGA mouths because mathematically, you are getting assfucked by your own federal g-fag government.. See this video for immediate visual IMPACT; https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1190/official-lapd-officer-training/ For direct comparison purposes, entire USA would be the emergency stairwell and you would be that bitch ass LAPD g-faggot cop taking it up de ass and the black inmate would be g-fags pounding your stupid asses! Hey, enjoy your assfuck! Hey, did you know that I write a song bout’chuh $TUPID G-fag cocksucker ass and even produced a music video bout it? https://www.myvideotime.com/video/92/hopeless-broke-american-stateless-warrior/ Don’t be your FEDERAL G-fag’s “Cumm DUMP!” And stay tuned to my video posts because I will be giving away software so YOU can launch reusable rockets into Space just like SpaceX does, hyper detailed instructions, all of it! And will also be giving away software that can run any EV and detail instructions how to engineer and build one from scratch OR, convert any combustion engine powered vehicle To EV.. FREE! Cocksucker g-fag Elon Musk’s IQ is actually overrated…. You can even build humanoids in your FREAQIN bedroom of garage! Videos, new relevant sites, and links are coming so stay tuned cause you may not want to miss all this valuable free SOFTWARE which allows you to launch your own Space venture and stead of being Elon’s lapdog bitch, become his direct competitor.. Reusable rockets tech stacks I will be making available free of any charge is already far more advanced than that of Jeff Bozo’s Bkue Origin and equal to SpaceX… Hey, did you know that even POLICE OFFICERS will be replaced with humanoids? They can’t be killed, bribed, shot dead, never clock off shit, never get old, never get no pension, and never fuckin retire! Even SWAT will be replaced with special humanoid units… Laser equipped, impossible to miss, speed of light discharge! In the first phase you replace security monkey fucks, in the second, police officers… They don’t really even need a firearm because they are the fuckin weapon and can disarm an armed Suspect by breaking his armor clean with a single move! sworn cops are the easiest to fully replace.. Humanoids can even have a built in radiation detector and a magnetometer to detect concealed firearms, facial recognition to instantly recognize wanted subjects and even enforce immigration laws humanely, also have advanced OCR and instantaneously detect and effect felony warrant stops, BOLO, swarm suspects, you name it — but anyway you cut it, human law enforcement is going to be replaced with humanoids, first as new member and afterwards solo… All Ai actually needs “right now” to replace sworn law enforcement personnel is field training…. It’s a thousand mile journey and it starts with the first step. But wait, I intentionally let the best part for last.. Humanoids can be retrofitted to see through fuckin walls… That might be a bit too much for American stupid fucks to process but that you stupid dumb mother fuckers is an engineering fact! G-fags rarely if ever see the future so you gottuh lead these blind fucks by the hand! No? Slain cop you gottuh bury, give his wife a folded fuckin flag (soo fuckin romantic even an ice Cold bastard like me is almost moved…) whacked humanoid you swap fuckin parts fuh! Right now g-fags of American Federal Tribe getting a little bit of Ai potential taste in governing enforcement but completely missing out on its full potential! Damn, ya’ll is fuckin stupid, no wonder China beat your fuckin asses to Kingdom Come at only EVERYTHING! USA use to be “By The People FOR THE PEOPLE, but now it’s “BY THE RETARDS FOR THE FUCKIN RETARDS…” I think ya”ll got assfucked wit’chuh high tuition at Harvard, Yale, UCLA, NYU, cause your cognitives are BASIC Stupid Fuckers V 1.0.. No way in fuckin hell I move as much as a pinky fuh ya, but, if you hump tonight your bitch shut you out a bastard replacement and you got 18 to raise tha’ bastard who dumb just like YOU! lol! So, will I build humanoids? Nah, but one of my startups will… Not like Elons or Chinese clunkers though.. Mines will have hydraulic veins and heart so they will be able to rip a car door off its hinges, rip tracks off a tank, lift front of any vehicle single handed, and make no sound what so ever as they walk, just like humans… I will reveal how to build humanoids just like Elons and Chinese clunkers but not my hyper advanced version which can outlander all of their x3 decades! Ai brains… Elons and Chinese Humanoids are what happens when idiots copy each others designs and shit gets built on top of shit you stole through industrial grade espionage stead of engineering your own from scratch and jackhammering all competitors cause your humanoids can rip theirs into pieces bare handed! Go punch a backhoe and see what happens to your hand…their humanoids are not completely worthless but will make great toys… With their humanoids, you get a cocksucker of a toy, but with my hydraulic one which will be able to move in absolute silence with lethal precision and bone and car crushing strength, you’ll actually be able if a nation State, to complete your mission kill chain and come out a winner…. More? Because all communicate in real time you will be able to swarm any target and go from detection of intruder to kill in a nanosec. I’m ethnic Serbian so our brains are wired for absolute domination of ONLY every fuckin thing that breathes! A humanoid warrior is only as good as data that is made available to it and that way it can make sound tactical decisions and execute with laser precision… And now you know why Satellite imagery plays a crucial role in pretty much all my SaaS platforms one way or another… Eye in the Sky and then stupid Fuckers — GET DISPATCHED GOODBYE! OF COURSE, deploying lethal tech responsibly is the MANTRA of all my engineering… And I will reveal just one more thing.. Why I abstain from making use of GPS and opt for other ways of pinpointing precise locations without any GOS what so ever? Because I want all my platforms to be fully operable in GPS denied environments… BECAUSE THE FIRST THING, g-fags do is jam GPS… ONLY ALL OVER THE FUCKIN WORLD.. Luckily, engineering same is CAKEWALK without any GPS signal what so ever…. Who wants my SDK’s to assfuck G-fag jamming globally? Ultimately what you want to and can achieve regardless of the industry and segment thereof where you deploy it, is to engineer perfect flawless Ai systems which require no human supervision what so FREAQIN ever! No? Even ARMY. An be FULLY AUTOMATED with Ai choosing targets, making instantaneous decisions, and executing a final FLAWLESS kill chain no enemy can even react to… For example, if USA completely automated their NAVY, and just ARMY, they would be able to invade China, take over, and turn it into an American State… But if China fully automated just their ARMY and their NAVY, they could completely invade USA and turn it into a Chinese province… Now, you probably wondering what about nuclear deterrent? Laser weapons are coming online which can neutralize on e million fired nukes mid-flight with laser precision at the SPEED OF LIGHT! Nukes will become relics of the past… Ai, lasers, and machines nobody can compete against! Humans have no future to speak of in the military…. As a matter of fact, if I were running any government, first fuckin thing I would do is weaponized Ai, turnnitni to a Super hacker, and infiltrate all enemy systems.. I mean all! H2O filtration, shipping ports, electric grid, and it would taken’em a million years to even fuckin find my Ai on their systems… Ai can pinpoint targets, make kill decisions, and execute almost simultaneously and no fuckin human can match that kill speed! I’m also talking bout cyber targets because Cyberwarfare is WARFARE! For example, say a nation foe to the moon and colonizes it before I do… My weaponized Ai can hack their life support systems and kill them all second they land there! And it would look like a fuckin accident… Of course, I advocate Ai for peaceful purposes until it’s warfare, then I being a real ethnic Serbian as is e deploying Ai to kill all that fuckin breathe in enemy camps… No sugarcoating this fact… Will there ever be peace on Earth? Not even in a trillion light years, what a bullshit fantasy! The ONLYway you get peace is after defeat of all your enemies and even that Victory don’t last forever… So if there’s going to be wars, there’s going to be KILLING OF ENEMY SOLDIERS, and if there’s going to be killing I’m a task my Ai to be doing all of it while YOU hide behind my back… Good luck duck’n from SicarioAi, my enemy fuckin corpses will fuckin FLY! No? Even my drones will shortly be high powered laser equipped that can cut fuckin METAL clean! I think ya’ll need to go wherever you’z git’n that PhD cause I’ abdout to assfuck you with it! WOULD I ever join G-fag Gaga’s of USA? Nah, I don’t allow government stalker agent fags and cunts onto my platforms… Good luck wit’chuh American agent stalker latina cunt NY-Plate parading’ and her latina agent stalker cunt partner on foot fake smile fad’ as I was exiting Mia casita… Go to Sinaloa to claim your Latina heritage and see how fast my Sinaloa honeys slice your g-cunt agent faces to fuckin shit! lol! Second you ever cross my path in Mexico your fuckin agent corpses will never be found! Who gave you agent Latino stalker cunts the right to claim you’re “one of us?” Do you bitches have any idea what my actual IQ is? Not theatrics I play in public.. And will there ever be a war between United States and China? Of course… And only one will be the winner…. Who? Take a wild guess? And what exactly — as Donald J. Trump is visiting China, is Chinese government carrying out throughout USA? The BIGGEST ESPIONAGE endeavor since WWII! Mapping and updating all plausible targets too to bottom chef to cook and simultaneously infiltrating all American H2O processing, Port of Entry foreign facility systems, etc… But wait… What are Chinese spies doing? Augh… Infiltrating American government from within, after they get sworn in as citizens… USA is inundated with Chinese Comkujist Agents, heck; they already even run their own Police stations in USA, have infiltrated their American g-fag NAVY, CIA even… Will there be a World War III? Was there a World War II? Then… Good luck on your upcoming wars — and the first ever USA invasion…. How will it be carried out? SUDDENLY…. What is absolutely certain that there will be none of — in USA? PEACE…. Why, can Chinese NAVY take on USA? It sure can….. Actually, every commercial Chinese vessel can double for use of their NAVY… Super fast retrofit… ~The God of Mathematical Science & Physics… *Not a Diety, don’t answer any prayers, see the one upstairs… Stateless Warrior ]]> Wed, 13 May 2026 20:38:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1193/the-art-of-trump-bullshit/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1180/is-trump-a-thug/
In a stunning turn of events that has left both his staunchest allies and the mainstream media scratching their heads, President Donald Trump has reportedly abandoned the “businessman” and “politician” labels to fully embrace his true calling: being a stone-cold, 1980’s-movie-villain thug. Sources confirm the epiphany struck while Trump was reportedly “renegotiating” a cheeseburger order at a Mar-a-Lago gala. “I’m the toughest, most beautiful thug you’ve ever seen,” Trump was overheard muttering, smoothing back his hair with a tiny comb. “Nobody knows thugs better than me! I have the best thugs — Believe me.” Since the announcement, Trump has reportedly overhauled his public persona to fit the “thug life” narrative, though the transition has hit a few snags due to his apparent confusion about what a thug actually is. Witness the Thug Credentials: On Tuesday, Trump released a new video, dimly lit from below with a shaky iPhone camera, wherein he declared, “I am your retribution. Also, I will be accepting legal fees in the form of very, very large gold bars, or possibly a Trump-branded sneaker that shoots out actual bullets.” In the background, a bewildered Secret Service agent could be heard whispering, “Sir, that’s a straw. Please put the straw down.” Eyewitnesses describe his new “menacing walk” as less of a strut and more of a waddle, hindered by his refusal to wear “thug-appropriate footwear,” sticking instead to expensive leather loafers that squeak aggressively on linoleum. The Shakedown of the Century… In what political analysts are calling “a bizarre pivot to organized crime larping,” Trump allegedly attempted to shake down a reporter. “You got a nice family, a nice laptop,” Trump reportedly said, leaning in close. “It would be a shame if something very legal but totally unfair happened to it. I’m going to need you to say I won the debate, or I send over the big guy. And the big guy is... well, it’s Rudy Giuliani. He smells like a dumpster fire and he’s very intimidating to look at.” When the reporter laughed, Trump allegedly resorted to his ultimate thug tactic: threatening to withhold the ketchup. “No sauce for you. That’s how we roll in the big leagues of crime, folks.” The ‘Attack’ on 42nd Street.. Attempts to physically intimidate the public backfired over the weekend when Trump showed up to a “neutral corner” in Hell’s Kitchen…. Dressed in a navy suit two sizes too tight and slathered in orange bronzer, he attempted to tag a brick wall with a can of gold spray paint. The graffiti read: “TRUMP WUZ HERE…. BIGLY! SORRY FOR THE MESS.” When a local street vendor told him to “get lost, clown,” Trump reportedly screamed for his “crew.” The crew arrived: two 70-something lawyers carrying diet cokes and a man in a golf cart holding a stack of subpoenas. The standoff ended when the golf cart’s battery died, and Trump was forced to retreat, shaking his fist and yelling, “You’ll be in the suitcase! The suitcase of justice! Wait, that sounded threatening, right?” The Code of the (Former) Street… When pressed on the specifics of his “thug code,” Trump grew defensive. “First rule: never snitch. Which is why I am telling you right now that I never did anything wrong, but everybody else did. That’s not snitching; that’s... leadership. Second rule: don’t get high on your own supply. That’s for losers! I only get high on Diet Coke and Truth Social rage posts.” Legal experts are baffled. “Being a thug usually implies a degree of physical prowess or at least the ability to throw a punch without throwing your spine out,” said law professor Dr. Jenna Reeves. “Trump gets winded walking down a ramp…. His version of ‘breaking your legs’ is just sending you a very mean email with a lot of capital letters and an exclamation point. Quite frankly, the Mafia is insulted.” The ‘Hit’ That Wasn’t… In perhaps the most pathetic attempt at thuggery, Trump placed a “hit” on former buddy Ron DeSantis. The “hitman” turned out to be a disgruntled Mar-a-Lago waiter who was told to serve Governor DeSantis “chicken that was cut very threateningly.” As of press time, Trump was seen pacing the patio of his golf club, throwing handfuls of ketchup packets at a wall while muttering, “I’m a thug. I’m a thug. If I say it enough, you have to believe me. You have no choice! You have no choice, or I’ll have my people—wait, who are my people? I fired all of them! YOU’RE FIRED! See? Scary.” When reached for comment, the ghost of John Gotti reportedly rolled over in his grave so hard he knocked over a flower vase. Donald J. Trump is just a lowlife thug, a common criminal… NOT A SINGLE LAWFUL BONE in that Conman’s body! Stateless Warrior ]]> Thu, 07 May 2026 00:05:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1180/is-trump-a-thug/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1127/second-coming-of-maga-messiah/
The Second Coming of MAGA Messiah is here folks! Here to not heal the sick, but to HANG ‘EM BY THEIR FUCKIN BALLS! Listen up, saints and sinners, because TV prosperity gospel charlatan Paula White-Cain dropped the most divine mic of all time while the rest of us were quietly reflecting on resurrection, forgiveness, and not murdering people for saying mean things on social media, Trump’s spiritual adviser looked the man himself dead in the eyes and basically said: “Jesus who? This guy right here is basically the same, but with better hair and more indictments.” “No one has paid the price like you have paid the price,” she intoned, voice trembling with the kind of holy passion usually reserved for late-night infomercials selling Holly Water for $49.99. “It almost cost you your life. You were betrayed and arrested and falsely accused. It’s a familiar pattern that our Lord and Savior showed us.” Pause for dramatic effect! The room full of faith leaders nodded solemnly, as if comparing 34 felony counts involving hush money to an PORN star with being nailed to a cross for the sins of humanity was the most normal thing since the Last Supper! But wait, it gets better…. Slut Paula White didn’t stop at the betrayal and false accusations (which, for Jesus, involved Pontius Pilate and the Pharisees, and for Trump, apparently involved… New York prosecutors and Porn STAR Stormy Daniels). She went full prosperity gospel: “But it didn’t end there for Him, and it didn’t end there for you. God always had a plan. On the third day, He rose… and sir, because of His resurrection, you rose up.” I nearly spilled my communion wine FOLKS! Trump “rose up” on the third day? Lady, his comeback was more like the 47th day after a bunch of recounts, court cases, and one very persistent ear-related incident… But sure, let’s call it Trump 2.0: The SATANIC MAGA LORD’s Reckoning…. Picture this… Trump standing there, silently mouthing “thank you” like a humble carpenter from Galilee who just got told his McDonald’s order was ready. Shyster Paula White, eyes closed, channeling Lucifer (or perhaps the SATANIC EVIL of excellent donor retention). The audience clapping like they’d just witnessed the feeding of the 5,000 with nothing but Big Macs and Diet Cokes… WHOA! Let’s play this out biblically for a second, shall we? The Gospel According to Trump’s Spiritual SLUT-VISER Paula: The Betrayal: Jesus had Judas for 30 pieces of silver. Trump had… well, a rotating cast of former allies, but mostly it was the “deep state” and anyone who fact-checked him… Close enough. The Arrest: Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane. Trump… mugshots that became campaign merch… One of these involved actual Roman soldiers. The other involved a very tired booking officer in Fulton County Georgia where they know how to handle fuckin Conmen. Details! The False Accusations: “He claims to be the Son of God!” vs. “He claims the election was stolen and despite results, needs to be given to Trump!” The second, election result spinoff lie he pulled is a serious crime that definitely warranted legal proceedings… The Sacrifice: Jesus gave His life so that we might live. Trump… paid legal fees, lost some sleep, and had to campaign really hard while tweeting at 3 a.m. No one has paid the price like this man, folks. The crown of thorns? Please. Have you seen the Fox News chyrons? The Resurrection: According to the Bible, Jesus defeated death, hell, and the grave. Trump defeated… Hillary, then Biden (sort of), and then rose again in 2024 like a phoenix with a spray tan. “Because He rose, we can rise.” Because Trump rose, we can all… buy more flags I suppose? The best part is how his Spiritual Demon slut Paula White framed it as “great leadership requires great sacrifice.” Jesus flipped tables in the temple because of corruption. Trump flipped tables because someone served him two scoops of ice cream instead of three… Different SATANIC anointing innTrump’s case — for SURE! Critics are calling this blasphemous. Blasphemous? Please…. This is just next-level branding of MAGA Shaitan Porn Star aficionado who has a mushroom shaped dick! In the old days, kings claimed divine right. Now leaders have spiritual advisers turning presidents into walking unholy sinner pageants! Move over, “The Chosen.” There’s a new limited series coming: “The Anointed One: Mar-a-Lago Nights.” I can already see the sermon series: Week 1: “The Triumphal Entry – When Trump Rode Down the Escalator” Week 2: “Gethsemane – ‘Father, if it be Your will, let this subpoena pass from me’” Week 3: “The Crucifixion – Those Mean Tweets Were Basically Nails” Week 4: “He Is Risen… And So Is the Stock Market (Probably)” And don’t get me started on the miracles. Jesus turned water into wine… Trump turned “you’re fired” into a presidential catchphrase and convinced millions that losing the popular vote twice was actually winning bigly… Walked on water? Nah, but he did survive more scandals than should be humanly possible thanks to his Con’s of Making Bullshit Great Again — and AGAIN! That’s basically the same thing if you squint and donate to the ministry. Paula, queen of the prosperity gospel, has finally found the ultimate seed faith offering: not money, but total theological real estate… She’s not just advising the president spiritually—she’s co-authoring the New New Testament. “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was… ‘Covfefe.’” Look, if we’re being honest, the real miracle here isn’t the comparison…. It’s that anyone heard this with a straight face. Trump, standing behind her, probably thinking about golf scores while being compared to the Prince of Peace…. The same guy who once said he doesn’t ask God for forgiveness because he doesn’t make mistakes…. Very Christ-like humility…. But hey, religion is about hope, right? And if Christian SHYSTER who is giving FAKE HEALER Benny Hinn handjobs in Italy and suckin’ his dick balls deep x12 no problemo Paula White is correct, then Trump’s resurrection means we can all rise above our circumstances—especially if those circumstances involve paying taxes or reading the fine print on campaign finance laws. So let’s all give thanks… Not just for the empty tomb you stupid fucks, but for the empty… well, you know. For Shyster CUNT spiritual advisers who remind us that sometimes the Messiah wears a red tie, eats KFC, and tells you the greatest story ever told is actually about him as he wipes his ass with the Bible and granola Paula White by her pussy cause he claims she is DRAWN TO HIS “DIVINE AMERICAN BALLS” — again and AGAIN! Hallelujah and pass the MAGA collection plate to me now! MAGA Lord works in mysterious—and apparently very litigious—ways. Amen…. (And if this offends you, just remember: Jesus forgave His crucifiers but Trump will sue them!) Stateless Warrior ]]> Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:44:05 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1127/second-coming-of-maga-messiah/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1124/maga-bimbo-bambi/
Yes MyVideoTime.com visitors, MAGA now has an official DD breasted fuckin BIMBO and it is none other then Bryon Noem, Kristy Noem’s personal BITCH of a Husband! Oh, sweet baby Jesus in a manger made of hypocrisy, we’re not done yet. Last time we just skimmed the surface of the Noem family’s “biblical marriage” clown car. Now let’s pop the hood, rev the engine of sanctimonious bullshit, and watch it explode in a glitter bomb of padded bras and Old Testament face-palming. Because if Kristi Noem and her walking, talking, cross-dressing contradiction Byron are going to keep waving their King James around like it’s a MAGA rally prop, then we’re duty-bound to dissect every cherry-picked verse they’ve ever weaponized—while Bambi (Byron’s platinum alter-ego who apparently has the vocabulary of a Real Housewife and the moral compass of a raccoon in heat) is out here living her best secret life. Let’s start at the altar MyVideoTime.com video-boozers, shall we? 1992. Kristi and Byron stand before God, family, and a congregation that probably smelled like hay and regret, reciting the sacred vows. “Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord,” Ephesians 5:22—Kristi’s favorite, I’m sure…. She was all doe-eyed and “yes, dear” while Byron played the strong, silent, flannel-clad patriarch. Fast-forward to now: Kristi’s the one out there submitting… to Donald Trump’s every whim, every endorsement, every “you’re hired” wink at Mar-a-Lago. Meanwhile, Byron—sorry, Bambi—is the one submitting to a 36DD push-up bra and a pair of Louboutins that cost more than their first combine payment. The “head of the household” (Ephesians 5:23) now spends his days with his head in a wig cap, practicing his “yes, Daddy Trump” sashay in the mirror while Kristi’s out preaching “traditional values.” Biblical? Folks, that’s not submission—that’s a full-on gender-role mutiny with contouring! And don’t get me started on Genesis 2:24: “Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.” One flesh? Please. Byron’s “one flesh” is currently split between farm-boy camouflage by day and “Bimbo Barbie Goes to the Rodeo” by night! The man who once “held fast” to Kristi at the altar is now holding fast to a pair of silicone hips and a waist trainer so tight it’s probably cutting off circulation to whatever’s left of his original personality. While they were busy building that “strong Christian home” for the kids, Byron was busy building an entire secret wardrobe that could stock a drag convention. Imagine the family Bible studies: Kristi droning on about Proverbs 31 (“Who can find a virtuous woman? For her price is far above rubies”), and Byron under the table texting his “MAGA Makeover” group chat for tips on how to make his falsies pop. Virtuous? The only thing far above rubies in that house is the price of Byron’s weekly wig shipment from some shady Amazon seller who thinks “discreet packaging” means “no return address.” Now let’s drag Matthew 7:1-5 into this Biblical Christian Phony real BIMBO mess—the whole “judge not, lest ye be judged” and “remove the plank from your own eye” sermon. Kristi loves to thump this one when she’s railing against “Hollywood elites” or “woke groomers” or whatever Fox News buzzword is trending. But while she’s out there judging every liberal under the sun, her own husband is literally becoming the caricature she claims to hate. Bambi’s out here with the full bimbo starter pack: fake lashes longer than Kristi’s political career, lips plumped like she’s smuggling collagen for the RNC, and an Instagram filter addiction that makes her look like a filtered fever dream of every “traditional woman” Kristi claims to defend. The plank in Byron’s eye? It’s a six-inch stiletto heel, baby. And Kristi’s too busy auditioning for Trump’s VP slot to notice—or care—that her house is the biggest plank-wielding circus this side of the Red Sea. Let’s talk mercy, because the Noems sure love Matthew 5:7: “Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy.” Remember when Kristi bragged in her book about shooting her 14-month-old puppy in a gravel pit because it was “untrainable”? Yeah, that one. The same woman who lectures about Christian compassion couldn’t even extend a little mercy to a damn dog. But sure, Kristi—keep telling us how biblical you are while Byron’s in the basement mercy-killing his own masculinity one tube of MAC lipstick at a time. The cruelty isn’t just to the puppy; it’s to the entire facade. These two have built their brand on “tough love” and “prairie values,” yet the real tough love is whatever Byron’s doing to his testosterone levels so he can rock that micro-mini without a single bulge ruining the illusion. Merciful? The only mercy here is that South Dakota voters haven’t caught on yet that their governor’s “biblical husband” is one bad Wi-Fi day away from leaking his secret TikTok account. And the Trump chapter? Oh, it’s chef’s kiss levels of divine comedy. Kristi spent years cozying up to the man who once said he could grab women by… well, you know. She’s at every rally quoting “render unto Caesar” (Matthew 22:21) like it’s a permission slip to sell her soul for a cabinet position. Meanwhile, Byron’s rendering unto himself in the privacy of the governor’s mansion, practicing his “bimbo for Trump” routine complete with a red MAGA hat perched on a platinum wig and a crop top that says “Make America Bimbo Again.” While Kristi was busy getting her holy anointing from the Donald—talking about “Judeo-Christian heritage” and “protecting children”—Byron was busy protecting his tuck and perfecting the art of walking in heels without face-planting like a Proverbs 31 woman who’s had one too many communion wines…. The kids? Don’t even. These two paraded their “strong Christian family” like it was Exhibit A in the culture war. Imagine being their offspring: Mom’s out banning books and killing puppies for Jesus, Dad’s secretly the star of his own private “Biblical Bimbo Hour” where he lip-syncs to worship music in a cheerleader skirt. Colossians 3:20 says “Children, obey your parents”—but which parent? The one quoting scripture or the one quoting RuPaul? The hypocrisy isn’t just biblical; it’s generational. The Noems have spent decades selling the fantasy of the wholesome prairie Christian marriage while one half of it was busy turning their walk-in closet into a shrine to cross-dressing debauchery. Look, if the Bible is the unchanging word of God like they claim, then somewhere in there has to be a verse about not turning your husband into a walking, talking, lip-glossed middle finger to everything you preach. But no—Kristi keeps doubling down, keeps smiling for the cameras, keeps chasing that Trump glow-up like it’s the Second Coming. And Byron? He’s just out here living his truth in secret, one falsie at a time, proving that the real “traditional marriage” in South Dakota isn’t between a man and a woman. It’s between a politician and her ability to ignore the six-foot-tall elephant in the padded bra standing right next to her. So the next time Kristi Noem gets on a stage and starts Bible-thumping about family, faith, and values, just remember: the head of that household isn’t leading prayers. He’s leading cheers—in a voice two octaves higher than God ever intended…. Hypocrisy of this biblical BIMBO Bambi doesn’t just deserve a post here by me on my site MyVideoTiime.com, it deserves its own Netflix special, a drag queen tribute, and a special edition of the Bible with glitter margins titled The Book of MAGA BIMBO “Byron-Bambi!” Amen, sisters.
Or should I say… A-men, Bimbo BAMBI-Bryon Noem! But what is my educated guess of an opinion of Byron Noem’s SEXUAL “Orientation vs. Fetishes?” First of all, I’m NOT you but a detail driven fanatic so I never assume anything until verified and in this case, there actually is a key distinction between sexual orientation and a fetish and this I think requires distinguishing between three separate concepts: sexual orientation (who you are attracted to), gender expression (how you present yourself), and paraphilias (atypical sexual interests). Now that I have stated that, in my opinion, Byron Noem’s reported behavior is a fetish, not proof of orientation. How do? Because a heterosexual man can have a fetish for large breasts or cross-dressing so this fixation on "huge boobs" and the "bimbofication" aesthetic is generally centered on an exaggerated, hyper-feminine physical trait. However; psychologically, a focus on female anatomy suggests to me a continued attraction to women, but not men… I think he misses intimacy with his wife and somehow idiot found cross dressing to fill that VOID! Cross-dressing does not equal homosexuality: cross-dressing is often categorized as a paraphilia (specifically “transvestic fetishism” when done for “sexual arousal” and being that I am a keen observer of humans, I study their sexual tendencies to understand their fetishes actually.. What gets their fuckin Rocks off that way I assess their overall suitability as amigos or adios!) and is distinct from gender identity or sexual orientation. Many individuals who cross-dress oddly enough identify as heterosexual. Very odd and bizarre to me and yet they do! The "homosexual tendencies" speculation in Byron Noem I think is unconfirmed… Some insiders in the reports speculated he might be gay, but these are described as rumors and not supported by actual evidence. One source explicitly said, "Who knows if he's gay or he's just got weird sexual fetishes". Another insider suggested he had a "cuck fetish," which also centers on his wife's partner (a woman). Evidence I uncovered suggests to me he has continued attraction to his wife… Actually, according to the reports, one of the women he communicated with said he would say, "I love my wife, I want to get better," before disappearing and returning to his GO TO online community. This suggests to me “emotional conflict” for sure, but not a change in his stated orientation so regardless what anyone thinks, I don’t see that to be the case based on evidence out there of transcripts of his interactions with members of this fetish group… So what baffled me is how is it possible that a “HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE” can accommodate this and even continue if the wife were to discover his fetish? Well, would it be then — an "arrangement" or "open secret?” Apparently… Multiple insiders told the Daily Mail that their marriage was widely viewed as an "arrangement" rather than a traditional one which makes sense cause wage was openly getting fucked by Lewandowski who was hiving her dicky dicky time ON CALL! One source even said, "It was widely known... they've got an arrangement," and that there was a "full breakdown in sexual relations.” If true, this suggests to me their marriage may have continued for political or personal reasons rather than romantic or sexual ones…. I mean, American media had reports repeatedly mentioning long-standing rumors of an affair between Kristi Noem and her former aide Corey Lewandowski, which she has denied probably just to save face which is why I speculate that Bryon's behavior was either an "arrangement" that allowed their marriage to continue despite this, or even a justification for her relationship with Lewandowski.. O was she “blindsided" or did “she know?” Well, Kristi Noem's representatives claims the family was "blindsided" and she was "devastated" while American far-right commentator Laura Loomer and other anonymous insiders have claimed she knew about her husband's behavior for a long time. This contradiction however suggests to me that the truth of their marriage's dynamic is still unclear and perhaps what you can do is phone Byron Noem’s Crop Insurance Company and if he’s not busy jerking off while wearing female undies and parading around with balloon boobs size DD then you can let us all know what the fuck is goin on in that man’s freaky mind? Meanwhile; Stay blessed, South Dakota! Your first family sure as hell isn’t as g-fag agent stalkers six’n me 24/7 DEMANDING I enlist and SERVE their mother fucked MAGA g-fag Club and MAGA BIMBO-Bambi BITCHES, I guarantee you that shit ain’t happening! “Government stalker recruiting agent fags of USA were quoting me from the Bible EVERY DAY as their two digit IQ’d g-fag Agents pitched me RECRUITMENT and now all see here that even Kristy Noem’s husband is a cock-afficionado…” Lemme show you MAGA members hard at work in Washington D.C… https://www.myvideotime.com/video/203/american-government-fags-buttfucking-in-the-room-where-they-had-9-11-hearing/ *Your TWO American enemy stalker agent Hindu niggers one of whom bitch bitch pitched NYU whist the other G-fag CAVE; “I’m here to neither be lectured by stupid NYU fucks nor dwell in a mother fucked federal g-cave alongside paranoid delusional genetically retarded American born fuckheads like your Tylenol pill popper El Stupido Presidente!” “I am NOT a Hospital so neither Acute, Geriatric, nor Acute-Geriatric ‘facility’ and don’t have meds for senile MAGA fucks who acquired Nuclear Launch codes but best of luck with treatment of your serious delusional issues which alter reality and have set your sinking Republic on a path to ABSOLUTE DARKNESS!” As far as I am concerned, not even a single one of your 3,000 Gods worshipped in USA Today, can compel me to as much as screw in a light bulb for you g-fags of USA! https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/ And it will be hell to pay for abducting her, torturing her, sexually assaulting her, and can’t her LIFE away! Don’t backpaddle now cause there will be no PEACE until you’re in PIECES!” What if you ain’t a federal nor State stalker g-fag? Well, BITCH; FUCK YOUR PAIN — I’m a git’chuh ’muh and it will be INSANE! Stateless Warrior ]]> Wed, 01 Apr 2026 15:19:05 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1124/maga-bimbo-bambi/