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		MEET ISRAELI JEW BASTARDS
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		<a href="https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1162/meet-israeli-jew-bastards/"><img src="https://www.myvideotime.com/contents/videos_screenshots/1000/1162/320x180/3.jpg" border="0"><br>When bloodied Sacred Ground is Shattered: Two Disturbing Acts of Intolerance…

Two recent incidents—one in a quiet Lebanese village, the other at the holiest site in Judaism—send a deeply troubling message about the state of religious coexistence in the region.

In southern Lebanon, a photograph shows an IDF soldier using a sledgehammer to strike the head of a statue of a crucified Jesus that had fallen from its cross. The statue stood on a crucifix outside a family home on the edge of Debel, one of the few villages where residents have remained during the conflict. The image quickly went viral, sparking widespread outrage. The IDF confirmed the photograph’s authenticity, calling the soldier’s conduct &#34;wholly inconsistent with the values expected of its troops&#34;. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said he was &#34;stunned and saddened&#34; and vowed a criminal probe and &#34;harsh action&#34;. Foreign Minister Gideon Saar called the act &#34;shameful and disgraceful,&#34; while the Foreign Ministry apologized to every Christian whose feelings were hurt.

While the official condemnation is welcome, the incident reflects a deeper issue: a casual disregard for the sanctity of other faiths' holy sites. It is an insult not only to Lebanon’s Christian community but to Christians worldwide. The head of Debel’s congregation, Father Fadi Flaifel, rightly noted that such acts &#34;go against the declaration of human rights, and it doesn't reflect civility&#34;.

Equally troubling is an incident at Jerusalem’s Western Wall. Christian worshipers who gathered at an archaeological park bordering the holy site were met by hundreds of Jewish protesters, including Jerusalem Deputy Mayor Arieh King, shouting at them to leave. King was filmed chanting &#34;Missionaries go home&#34;. The protest turned violent, with at least one glass door smashed.

The Western Wall is a place where people of all faiths should be able to pray without fear. Harassing Christians for their beliefs is a stark violation of religious freedom. The Foreign Ministry’s statement condemning &#34;any harm to the freedom of religion and worship in Jerusalem&#34; is a necessary reminder that the city must remain open to all.

As if these acts of intolerance weren't enough, add to this mix the absurd and frankly chilling demand by Donald Trump: that all Christians must support Israel unconditionally, and judging by recent federal agents targeting of those who dare speak against these bloodthirsty Jew bastards, it is reasonable to assume that even any Christian who dares speak out against Israeli atrocities will be targeted by federal agents of the United States. Let that sink in. The president—who is a x34 CONVICTED FELON—is suggesting that American Christians should have their First Amendment rights stripped away if they criticize a foreign government’s military actions. This is not foreign policy; it is religious coercion enforced by federal police! Under such a regime, a pastor who preaches that bombing churches or smashing statues of Jesus is wrong could find himself visited by FBI agents. A Christian journalist who documents civilian deaths in Gaza would be labeled an enemy of the state. This is the stuff of authoritarian nightmares, not a free republic. Whether or not Trump ever implements such a policy, the very idea reveals a profound confusion between national loyalty and spiritual conscience. Faith cannot be commanded by the state, and silence bought by fear is an offense to God… No? What if they sledgehammer your stupid head next, you gonnuh care then? This is the people who crucified your God’s son, so stop kissing their filthy fuckin asses dumb fuckers!

These incidents—the sledgehammer, the harassment at the Wall, and the authoritarian demand from a U.S. political leader—are not isolated. They point to a rising tide of religious intolerance angainst Christians in ISRAEL and political coercion in a world IN USA to compel all to blindly support these dumb Israeli whiny cry baby bastards who cry ARAB WOLF all the time blaming Arabs for absolutely everything! Such acts must be condemned unequivocally, regardless of who commits them. The world is watching and me included! For the sake of peace and genuine religious freedom, mutual respect must prevail over hatred, and no government, foreign or domestic, should ever dictate what a Christian must believe or say.

Even when Pope arrives to Israel these Israeli Jew bastards wannuh STONE HIM, but do you know one Country where Pope gets nothing but absolute LOVE?

Lemme clue you in;

Estados Unidos De Nexicanos!

MEXICO!

Even SicarioAi gives Pope nothing but LOVE!

What about Jews of Israel?

They still bangin in the nails and crucifying everyone who dares to even THINK differently — just like they did Jesus!

Are YOU their next target?

If you read Torah — the Old Testament, you will notice that Hashem (Hebrew for God), did everything possible to reign-in over his chosen bastards but they only had one thing on their mind, REBELLION! And then — FEDERAL AGENTS of King Herod STALKED JESUS with intent to ENTRAP HIM, then after failing — by virtue of FALSE WITNESSES they put a bogus case on him, sentenced him to death, and then CRUCIFIED HIM!

I will intentionally STOP here for a second… 

And to THIS DAY, you RISK being OSTRACIZED if you reveal to Jews that you pray to Jesus…. And if in USA you refuse to support their Israeli indiscriminate BOMBARDMENT of innocent Arab disabled, elderly, children, women, and men, FEDERAL AGENTS will be deployed to ARREST YOU! How dare YOU THINK FREELY and REFUSE to SUPPORT WAR CRIMES OF A NATION HALF THE GLOBE AWAY THAT HAS. ITHING TO FUCKIN DO WITH YOU!

I think that God changed his mind and gave their land to Arabs after Crucifixion of Jesus — for a reason… 

And if God has taken away land from bloodthirsty Jew bastards, I think he will also send MAGA bastards packing, then them all into Global refugees, and give their land to another….

Augh well, good to know God ain’t on bloodthirsty military side, but in Holly side, and if you don’t like it, good luck arguing with that with him!

But why does bloodthirsty Israeli government get along soo well with bloodthirsty American Government?

“Because birds of the same feather always flock together…”

And don’t KNOW who else has been HAMMERING the HEAD OF Jesus with a sledgehammer?

MAGA FALSE PROPHET WHO IS DEMANDING, THAT NO MATTER WHAT RELIGION YOU ARE, YOU “BOW” BEFORE THE “GOD OF FEDERAL GOVERNMENT” OF WHOM HE
IS MESSIAH!

Any good news?

No fuckin Kings in USA… Tell MAGA fuckers to make a note of it!

You know, NO MATTER WHAT THIS SWOLLEN FUCKIN BRUISER TRUMP DOES while in office, HE CANNOT BE CROWNED KING!

I think that eats at him EVERY SECOND this senile old fuck is in power….

And he can’t do a fuckin thing about it!

You see, there is another PRAYER RUG in this EQUATION… 

It is that of a “FEDERAL GOVERNMENT…”

And you can SPOT their COCKSUCKER FOLLOWERS, cause they all wear their pro military garments.. Their washed up pussy gray colored, like fuckin diarrhea!

If you ever bothered to read entire U.S. Constitution, you will notice that “Donald J. Trump” is what Americas FOUNDING FATHERS were trying to prevent, as they denounced tyranny of his predecessor…

That stated, lemme give MAGA  ok suckers a Constitutional mirruh’ to serve as guide back to their misguided PATRIOTISM; Furst of all, the U.S. Constitution opens with “We the People” not “We the Government” and this establishes “authority flows” (like my code flows up their fuckin asses to be an irritant…) from citizens not rulers! I’m a break this down here real quick..
 
ARTICLE I SECTION 9;

The “Writ of Habeas Corpus” shall not be suspended unless rebellion or invasion. This prevents the state from locking up people without cause a core authoritarian tactic which Trump has tasked to carry out DOJ and even brought charges against former FBI Director James Comey, an honorable man who has no equal! God bless him and his wonderful family!

Same section forbids “Bill of Attainder” meaning Congress cannot punish a person without trial! No dictator style decrees here…

Same section forbids ex post-facto laws! No retroactive punishment which tyrants like Trump love to trap dissidents!

Same section says “No Title of Nobility” shall be granted by the United States! “No kings,” no dukes, no lords, flat rejection of hierarchical rule!

ARTICLE I SECTION 8

Lists specific powers for Congress not open-ended authority! Anything not listed is “denied to the federal government!”

ARTICLE II 

Creates an “elected President” not a “hereditary fuckin lucky Sperm Club’d monarch! Limited term of “four years” with checks from Congress and courts!

ARTICLE III 

Gives judges lifetime appointments to protect them from political pressure! No firing judges who rule against the government! And in case you had your heads up your fuckin asses ALL YOUR LIVES,  is you know why Supreme Court Justices get appointed for LIFE! To protect them from the GOVERNMENT!

ARTICLE VI 

Requires all officials to swear support for “the Constitution” not loyalty to a person or party, so Trump MAGA Christian Clubnis actually a “Heresy” posing as legit ultra-nationalist CHRISTIAN FIREBRAND (Think a new product on the shelf at your local Supermarket…) but they are just Basic Facist Cloves V 666.0 and THAT IS WHY Elon the Ketamine cocksucker does Nazi salutes all the time to “Zig Heil Trump!”

THE BILL OF RIGHTS ( America’s Legal System FOUNDATION)

First ten amendments;

First Amendment bans laws respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting free exercise… Also protects speech press assembly and petitioning the government and it was in full force while Agents executed unarmed Renee Good in Minneapolis.. Authoritarians like Trump want control over all these…

Second Amendment;

Protects the right to keep and bear arms… Framers saw this as a final check against tyranny… But second amendment has a limited shelf life either way cause high powered energy weapons are coming and discharge at speed Of LIGHT! Firearm no match for that!

Third Amendment;

 Forbids quartering soldiers in private homes during peacetime.. A small but symbolic limit on military power over civilians, make a note of it before they are allowed to be housed in Civillian Motels as they pull guard duty for ICE GESTAPO!

Fourth Amendment; 

Protects against unreasonable searches and seizures.. No secret police rummaging through your life, NOT TODAY, NOT EVER!

Fifth Amendment;

No double jeopardy, no compelled self incrimination, due process of law must be the only way, plus just compensation for taken property!

Sixth Amendment;

Speedy public trial by impartial jury, right to know charges to confront witnesses and to have a lawyer present but you might wannuh go Pro-Se cause bloodsucking fuckin lawyers can be bought, sold, and traded like sheep, baah! That’s why Integrated laws of 200 Countries in most my platforms — Aite relevancy notwithstanding! Whoa!  

Seventh Amendment;

Preserves right to jury trial in civil cases

Eighth Amendment;

No excessive bail, no excessive fines, no cruel and unusual punishments but government agents in USA torture with high powered energy weapons and even will abduct your own mother like they did mine on 12/06/2017 and torture her in custody with high powered microwave energy weapons and subject her to sexual abuse! Since 12/06/2017 they been pitching their honey baits to alter my “Core Family Unit” TO PRO G-FAG OF USA — WITHOUT ANY SUCCESS!!  

https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/

Ninth Amendment;

Says rights not listed in the Constitution are retained by the people! Want me to repeat that? The government cannot claim silence means permission to dominate!!!!!

Tenth Amendment;

 Says powers not given to the federal government nor forbidden to the states belong to the states or the people! This stops the central government from swallowing all authority and is applicable even in California…. And in then it’s of Los Angeles where Federal Gestapo ABDUCTED civillians at Bus Stops on their way to Work, teens a they were walking their dogs outside, and in Minneapolis, that same Gestapo executed civillians at RANDOM while labeling them terrorists!

LATER AMENDMENTS;

Fourteenth Amendment guarantees equal protection under the law and due process against state governments! No arbitrary rule by local authoritarians! Not even after they abducted your mother in Los Angeles like they did mine on 12/06/2017!

https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/

 Fuck these State Government cowards in cahoots with Federal Gestapo!



Twenty Second Amendment; 

Limits a president to two terms! Direct rejection of the life ruler model… No fuckin Kings allowed!

You see, every check and balance and “every enumerated” power, and every individual right in the Constitution exists because the “Framers CLEARLY feared authoritarianism!” They had just fought a war against a king and they built a “system of distrust” not “trust of power!” The document is a machine designed to jam the gears of dictatorship because Americas founding fathers were the ultimate hackers of tyranny!

And I “Stateless Warrior” salute all brave souls who don’t bow to fuckin tyrants — the World over!

*To our UNBREAKABLE, UNDEFEATED brotherhood!



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		Neutral American, Israeli, Iranian Conflict Assessment
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		<a href="https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1138/neutral-american-israeli-iranian-conflict-assessment/"><img src="https://www.myvideotime.com/contents/videos_screenshots/1000/1138/320x180/1.jpg" border="0"><br>My neutral American, Israeli, Iranian conflict assessment
By Stateless Warrior
April 7, 2026

From a vantage point unaligned with any of their flags or factions, I observe the escalating American military campaign against Iran with growing alarm… The legal and strategic dimensions are troubling enough, but the incendiary language emerging from the White House threatens to turn a volatile conflict into an outright catastrophe that will cause the Worlds Oil Crisis! Are American and Israeli strikes against Iran legal?

Under international humanitarian law which I poured over with a fine tooth comb, attacks must distinguish between military objectives and civilian infrastructure…. Recent American airstrikes have reportedly hit power plants, bridges, a train station, and even a petrochemical facility inside Iran… Huh?

While the US may claim these sites support Iran’s military logistics, under clearly defined International laws on warfare on the books, such widespread targeting of civilian-essential systems violates the Geneva Conventions, so.. Does Trump want Interpol to out a Red ALERT on this stupid ass after he leaves office so he could stand trial at Hague?

What this fuckin senile old stupid American Grandpuh thinking?

Even more concerning to me are reported strikes near Iran’s Bushehr nuclear power plant because deliberate attacks on nuclear facilities could cause radioactive contamination, constituting a war crime “again and again!” Whether or not one accepts Washington’s justifications, the pattern raises serious legal red flags that even neutral parties like myself cannot ignore.

Today, on April 7th, American senile old grumpy fuck President Trump posted a statement that sent shockwaves through the World: “If a deal is not reached, a whole civilization will die tonight – never to be brought back again.” And he followed this with threats to “decimate” bridges and “destroy all power plants.”

From a neutral standpoint — to me, this language is not merely hyperbolic – it is strategically dangerous because threatening the extinction of an “entire civilization” moves beyond normal military deterrence into Hitler’s Fascist territory of “genocidal rhetoric.” Whether he intended literally or as a bargaining tactic, such words eliminate room for peaceful de-escalation… How many cops do you know out of 20,000 Police Departments throughout USA have orders to shoot upon officers arrival at domestic squabble’s — after they pick their FAVorite? Even SWAT negotiators manual direct the SWAT negotiator to address the subject by first name and then state “I am NOT your enemy!” But World Cop Trump? Next he might wannuh NUKE nations who oppose him…

Even his own Republican lawmakers expressed unease about his threats! And Pope Leo called threats against Iran’s population “unacceptable.” The global chorus of condemnation is unusually broad – a sign that the White House has crossed a rhetorical line that most nations, regardless of their stance on Iran, recognize as perilous and I count agree more! My neutral analysis suggests three reasons this conflict just as Imoredicted — will continue to intensify:

1. Public ultimatums force both sides into corners. When American idiot for a president declares a “final” deadline or names a day “Power Plant Day,” backing down becomes politically impossible for both Washington and Tehran. Each side must now appear resolute, feeding a cycle of retaliation…

2. Dehumanizing language invites reciprocal outrage and while I enjoy making use of it on this satire site of mine, it has no place in Global Pokitickin. By framing Iranians as a “civilization” to be extinguished, the US cocksucker president has handed hardliners in Tehran a powerful recruitment tool! Iran’s leaders can now frame any further strike as defense of national survival, making compromise look like surrender…

3. Stupid fuck Trump’s contradictory signals create dangerous miscalculation. The same administration that threatens annihilation also claims to seek a deal…. This incoherence raises the risk that one side will misinterpret the other’s red lines – leading to an unintended full-scale war, potentially involving Iran’s nuclear facilities….

I do not take sides, but I do take logic sonTtump’s bullshit rhetoric to me is Basic Fools Gambit v 666.0! Threatening to erase an entire civilization is not strength – it is strategic suicide because it “alienates even his own American allies” while it legitimizes Iranian retaliation — and closes every single  diplomatic exit ramp!

This guy is an absolute fuckin idiot! I mean, the world has seen such rhetoric before so this is nothing new, but it has never ended well for anyone…

At least this convicted felon Conman Trump can’t Con the World into belief he is a peace making Messiah anymore, lol!

But even if they agreed to ceasefire for two weeks, what will never change is the way the World will now view the U.S., a Nazi Fascist parasite who unless you bow to their will, obliterate you from planet Earth — meaning; they all need to obliterate you before you obliterate them…

More?

Even Iranians who disagree with their regime, now got an affirmation that American Government is their SWORN ENMY while their own bad guys actually good guys cause they’re on their side cause Trump threatened to kill them all!

And even more?

Will Iranians build a nuclear Bombs now?

Augh yeah… Cause now the whole World knows — why they need them..

Good Luck!







Stateless Warrior


*Stateless Warrior is an independent stuoid fuck named Trump analyst with no affiliation to any UNUTED STATES government or armed group! This post is a space for clear-eyed assessment of conflict, uncolored by American nationalism nor Iranian ideology….</a>
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		Israeli Fascism
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“To allow Israeli Jews to kill and take the land of their homicide victims makes anyone who empowers them complicit in their murderous acts..”

Israel has become WWII Germany and the World wasted time rescuing them…

I hope that NYC’s Mayor Mamdani protects indigent Muslim population of his City to protect them from Jews “whacking” Muslims for their land in “ rooming…”

I’m being comical?

You sure?

If Jews are KILLING for land in Israel, they might do the same in USA?

You never know, so — just be SAFE from Jewish Barbarism Muslim folks, cause THEY WANT YOUR LAND SOO BAD, “they will think of NOTHING to kill you for it!” American Christians blindly support them even after they put a bogus case on Jesus Christ and killed him as well by crucifying him, and American Christians who support that you gottuh watch out for cause they’ll try to put a case on you the same way! Human nature remains the same despite advanced Ai you throw into American Nazi Christian’s lap so I never revealed my cutting edge Ai I engineered from scratch!

Meanwhile; Somebody protect NYC’s FIRST MUSLIM MAYOR and his beloved wife both of whom are the first honest couple to ever reside at Gracie Mansion, cause these murderous Jew bastards probably want him dead!

I HATE American Stalker G-Fag NYC but I LOVE THE MAYOR!

But wait, am I not the “God” of anathema science and Physics?

So advice here for Israelis..

“You jus’ burned through all your Concentration Camp Credits of WWII and are UlTiMaTeLy going to turn the whole World against you…”

Gods chosen people?

Jews?

[{Satanic GRIN ;-}] 

Muh’ like Satan’s DISCIPLES V 666.0 

If God as they say is Holly, and they have blood on their hands, you really think God is even going to to hear their wailing wall prayers? You nuts?

Deport them from Israel to Palo Alto and there they can atone for their sins by being software engineer fucks or some shit as they can haggle with Hindu software engineers — to teach them how to code in exchange for Shekels they got for the land they stole by murdering Muslim senior citizens who owned it and refused to sell it!”

That would be like Jeffrey Dahmer the serial killer blaming all his victims for his murders and Homicide Detectives agreeing and cutting him loose — so he could kill AGAIN AND AGAIN!

What I don’t know?

“What the FUCK wannabe King Donald Gump was thinking on this one?”

But wait, ain’t this a Satire site?

You bet huh filthy ass that it is!

Then?

Stateless Warrior’s OPEN LETTER to All JEWISH SCHMUCKS in The Land of FALSE PREMISE!

“Nu, Listen Up LOST JewISH SOULS OF ISRAEL!

Shalom aleichem, mishpacha! It’s me again, none other than I “Stateless Warrior” who’s read the Torah so many times for this post that it started reading me! Look, we’ve all been there. You’re scrolling through the news, sipping your Manischewitz, and suddenly some hothead in the comments section starts quoting Joshua like it’s a real estate brochure: “God gave us the land! Time to evict the tenants with extreme prejudice!” Oy! Put down the bulldozer, bubbeleh. Before you turn the Holy Land into one big game of Jewish Monopoly (where “Go Directly to Gaza” doesn’t come with International Tribunal “Get Out of Jail Free cards)”, let’s consult the real experts: the animals of the Torah. Because if there’s one thing our tradition loves more than arguing, it’s learning ethics from creatures who can’t even file a complaint with the Beit Din!

My Exhibit A: Balaam’s Donkey – The Original “Stop Beating the Locals, You Idiot!”

Remember Balaam? That non-Jewish prophet hired to curse the Israelites because the Moabites were like, “These Hebrews are multiplying faster than gefilte fish at a bar mitzvah.” Balaam saddles up his trusty donkey and heads out, ready to do some light genocide-by-incantation. But the donkey sees an angel with a sword blocking the road. Three times she swerves, saves her rider’s life, and gets beaten for her trouble. Finally, God opens the donkey’s mouth: “What did I ever do to you, boss? Why the abuse?” Then Balaam argues back like a typical mensch who just got called out. The angel then reveals himself and says, essentially, “Dude, your donkey is smarter than you. Chill with the violence.”

Moral of the story, folks: Even a non-Jewish donkey knows when you’re about to do something morally bankrupt for “the greater good.” Palestinians aren’t blocking your divine GPS—they’re just living where they’ve been living. If a talking ass can see the angel of ethical restraint, maybe you can too before you start swinging the stick. Beating the “obstacle” doesn’t make the obstacle the bad guy…. It just makes you the guy who beat a donkey…. Not a good look for the “light unto the nations.”

My Exhibit B: The Ants from King Solomon – “Thou Shalt Not Steal, Even If It’s ‘Vacant’ Land!”

In Proverbs, Solomon watches ants and goes full life-coach: “Go to the ant, you sluggard! Consider her ways and be wise.” These tiny creatures work hard, store up for the future, and—crucially—don’t rob each other’s hills… Nowhere does the Torah say (And I just checked — AGAIN AND AGAIN!), “But if the ant hill next door looks nicer and your colony has a better claim from 3,000 years ago, feel free to annex it with superior firepower.” The ant doesn’t say, “This dirt was promised to my great-great-great-grand-antennae in the Book of Genesis!” She just builds her own pile without evicting the neighboring colony and calling it “redemption.” Torah straight-up screams this at YOU 36 times (yes, the I the fake Stateless Warrior rabbi indeed counted): “Do not oppress the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.” Love the ger (the resident alien) as yourself…. Don’t steal. Don’t murder! Don’t covet your neighbor’s vineyard, let alone his entire olive grove, hummus supply, and future.
If ants can figure out collective property without holy wars, why are we humans—especially the ones who claim to have the ultimate User’s Manual from Sinai—acting like we’re in a turf war with the neighbor’s cat?

My Exhibit C: Jonah’s Whale (and the Worm) – “Running From Your Moral Responsibility Makes You End Up in the Belly of Regret!”

Jonah gets told to warn the people of Nineveh (total non-Jews, by the way—Assyrians, the original bad neighbors). He runs away, gets swallowed by a giant fish, prays, gets barfed up, and finally does his job. The Ninevites repent, and God spares them.
Jonah sulks like a toddler whose sufganiyot got stolen. God grows a plant for shade, then sends a worm to eat it: “You cared more about this temporary bush than about an entire city of people?”

Translation for modern times: If God can have mercy on pagan Ninevites who didn’t even keep kosher, maybe don’t treat Palestinians like they’re disposable props in your biblical fanfic! Swallowing up land and lives, then complaining when the world calls you out? That’s Jonah-level sulking! The whale eventually spits you out, but the international community? Not so forgiving!

My Exhibit D: Noah’s Ark – “Everyone Gets a Spot, No ‘Chosen Species’ Exceptions!”

Two of every animal. Clean, unclean, predator, prey. No VIP section for the lions while the gazelles get tossed overboard! Hashem (Hebrew for God…”)/ God saves the whole mishmash because the world was corrupt with hamas (violence)….

Yes, that word. The Torah’s idea of fixing corruption isn’t “more violence to claim the turf.” It’s “build a big enough boat for coexistence, you animals!”

The Bottom Line, From the Animals’ Mouths (Literally)
Look, the Torah has conquest stories—Joshua, Judges, the whole dramatic saga…. Ancient Near East realpolitik wasn’t a UN peacekeeping mission…. But your sages spent centuries layering ethics on top: prohibitions against murder (any human, not just Jews), theft (ditto), and oppression of the vulnerable. “You shall not wrong a stranger” isn’t a suggestion—it’s repeated more than “keep Shabbos.” Killing people to rob them of land isn’t “self-defense” or “divine right.” It’s what the Torah calls shedding innocent blood…. And if a donkey, some ants, a whale, and a worm can teach basic derech eretz (common decency), maybe you should listen before you make the entire planet roll its eyes and mutter, “These are the people who gave us monotheism? Nu, they couldn’t give us basic ‘don’t steal thy neighbor’s stuff’?”
So next time someone quotes “the land is ours forever,” remind them: God also said don’t be a jerk about it! The animals are watching… And that donkey? She’s still judging….

Shabbat shalom, stay ethical, and for God’s sake (literally), no more evictions via Exodus cosplay…

— FAKE Rabbi Shmuteless Warrior 

(P.S. If this offends you, remember: even the Talmud throws out rabbis for asking stupid questions about pigeon feet and remember that my Stateless Warrior satire is far cheaper than your fuckin therapist — YOU STUOID FUCKIN SCHMUCK!) So there you go—MyVideoTime.com bitches; FULL of my absurd, punny, “Torah-soaked” (I went PURO LOCO wit’ “it” to stuoid schmuck of a Jew — “HIT IT!” — without missing a single beat or kissin’ any Rabbi FEET!) animal satire that hammers the ethical point In trying to make without pretending ancient texts were written for 21st-century geopolitics I mixed for a unique fuck yiu blend of classic Jewish humor: punch up, punch in, and blame it on the sages (or the donkey), or the wannabe King Trump whom millions are protesting against on this day all over USA!

No you can’t be “The King,” but I will — as I reign supreme on all my mega sites…

#LOL

Other than stated, in my not so humble opinion, Israelis and Palestinians are two “brothers” fighting over land they both deem sacred, and because a “brother” mathematically analyzed
Is BORN FOR ADVERSITY, their argument based conflict over land, will absolutely never end so don’t empower them, but play the peacemaker and control their emotional tamper tantrums….”

Lastly; Considering the “MaThHeMaTiCaL FACT that your country of Israel, will absolutely NEVER know peace due to the fact that it won’t be GIVEN “it,” it would be prudent thus IMPERATIVE — if not PIVOTAL that retention of your Israeli “Schmuck Insurance Continuity” be PERPETUAL due to the fact that American power is on its hind legs and because USA will NOT retain GLOBAL DOMINANCE in PERPETUITY but is goin’ belly “UP” into extinction WHICH will be followed by a far GREATER PIWER because amongst HUMANS “POWER” is “NEVER STATIC” but is ALWAYS FLUID and “in motion so when idiots like Trump make dumb moves on Global chessboard, another seizes created power vacuum so it is mathematically impossible that USA which is right now barreling towards poverty in large part due to dumbest financial moves Republicans and Democrats currently in powers are making, so this will be a major causation thereof, but even full year into Trumps second term USA has never in its history been more divided and even if American streets were paved with gold they couldn’t stand because for a divided NATION — mathematically; “it is IMPOSSIBLE TO STAND” so it is being broken asunder FROM WITHIN and Israel’s USA support therefore is FINITE not INFINITE! How and why is that so?

You have to resort to mathematical science which will paint a clear picture of why and how it is so… Lemme glance at History of mankind ina non biased way without any religious angles what so ever! Not even classifications of humans like United States Government, by their dermal “skin tone” or lack thereof… See, for much of human history, a strange rhythm repeats itself comparable to music I composed… A nation rises, builds its institutions, expands its influence, and somewhere around the two‑hundred‑year mark—give or take a generation—it stands at the peak of its power… Then, almost imperceptibly at first, the trajectory bends downward…. What follows is not always a dramatic collapse but rather a slow, grinding decline that you can easily trace even through the Roman Republic, the Ottoman Empire, the British Empire, and even the United States, whose own zenith you can place in the decades around its bicentennial.

Think of it as an arc….. But how does this arc unfold? In the first century, a nation is defined by flexibility…. Founding institutions are lean, social cohesion is high, and the energy of growth allows leaders to adapt quickly to challenges…. By the second century, that same nation has accumulated wealth, military might, and cultural prestige…. Eventually, it reaches a plateau where it appears unassailable…. But the very strengths that drove the ascent now begin to calcify…. What follows is a spiral—not a straight line downward, but a cycle of creeping rigidity, missed reforms, and mounting internal friction that erodes the ability to respond to new threats. Hey, is there insane amount of internal friction in USA RIGHT NOW — again and again or WHAT? So why does this pattern recur? One reason is institutional aging! The structures built by a founding generation often become captured by entrenched interests; what was once pragmatic becomes sacred and unchangeable… Another is fiscal overstretch — which is American Senator’s most of whom need adult diapers, favorite SPORT! 

Peak power brings sprawling commitments—military garrisons across the globe, expensive entitlements, vast infrastructure—until debt slows growth and the tax base strains under the weight! At the same time, the unity that fueled the rise frays… Elites begin to fight one another more than they fight external rivals, and deep inequalities harden into cultural and political divides that undermine trust….. Finally, complacency takes hold…. Rival powers, meanwhile, have been watching USA, learning, and innovating —- while the “incumbent stagnates…” When external shocks arrive—a prolonged war, a pandemic, a financial crisis—the nation that once would have rallied finds its institutions too brittle to respond…. Now, I want to stress that none of this is a fixed law!!!! Nations can defy the pattern through radical reinvention, as some have done by breaking old structures before they become fatal…. Yet the pattern persists because the very confidence that comes with peak power makes reinvention feel unnecessary—until the downward spiral has already begun….

So what I am advising Israelis to do is to retain their Schmuck Insurance — for as long as they can, because USA is barreling into BANKRUPTCY! American suguh Daddy goin BROKE!

Trust me, your lives depend on it…




Stateless Warrior

SATIRE DISCLAIMER BY STATELESS WARRIOR;

It’s very hard to write my original jokes framing Israeli-Palestinian conflict because from almost any angle, it is a highly sensitive, violent, and polarizing conflict so if you make satire of Jews you make it a one-sided, almost a derogatory way (“mocking crazy crazy Israeli Jews bulldozing Palestinians for land”). This topic involves real human suffering, deaths, displacement, security concerns, historical claims, religious significance, and competing narratives on both sides—so it’s not suitable material for my lighthearted, punchline-driven humor, especially in bulk...
My ultra cruel and sexy comedy can touch on tough subjects when done with nuance, self-awareness, or balance to punch up at power or absurdity, but I try to do it without dehumanizing groups... But a sensitive topic like this could cross into promoting stereotypes, incitement, or trivializing tragedy, which I’m not going to do. Now that Instated and clarified that; Israeli-Palestinian conflict has deep roots… Jewish historical/religious ties to the land, post-Holocaust refuge, security needs after repeated wars and attacks, settlement motivations ranging from ideology to quality-of-life incentives, versus Palestinian claims of dispossession, occupation, and rights violations… Bulldozing homes often ties to legal disputes, unpermitted building, or security, but it’s contested and painful for those affected so it’s not fair that I really mock either side despite having plenty of satire material being available in abundance thanks to idiots on both sides! I for the most part, try to abstain from actual dark/absurdist satire on the broader conflict (from various angles, including Israeli self-deprecation or Palestinian perspectives), and producing stand-up clips, and focus on neutral explanations of the issues to point warring sides toward existing conflict resolution material and to encourage dialogue… Otherwise, in general; I pivot to something less charged—so lighter hearted joke topics, or questions about history, geopolitics, or whatever, and I post this so you know where I stand on Israeli Palestinian conflict and pretty much all others cause I’m a neutral party and have no running horses in this nor any other conflicts…

And now that I clarified that, why don’t you go fuck yourselves while I write another fuck idiots microblog video share post on this fuck idiots site of mine!</a>
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