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		Bestie Mobile Infomercial
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		<a href="https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1224/bestie-mobile-infomercial/"><img src="https://www.myvideotime.com/contents/videos_screenshots/1000/1224/320x180/1.jpg" border="0"><br>My Warrior Media produced by me of course and I make this public to show you who start businesses around the World so you to can get fired up for your venture cause even the baddest cutting edge software you engineer from scratch ain’t gonnuh do you no good unless you PROMOTE IT!

I will reveal that when I started editing video and documentaries on non linear systems like AVID, I couldn’t afford it but that wasn’t an issue to me cause I’m the God of all hacking so I do not believe there is software in existence I could not crack under 90 seconds but, I choose to pay for it all so.. While you gottuh start somewhere even if you are flat broke overpriced software can be had for use and of course necessity is the mother of all inventions and worth a mention that if I need any software I actually prefer to engineer it from scratch cause I’m super picky and extremely demanding and nobody can really please me with their finished work because I am a hyper competitive perfectionist but for ya’ll you can do all this shit easily on Adobe After Effects, Premiere Pro, Final Cut, AVID… 

You got plenty of options and options are a great thing to have…

The more you produce, the better you get and then you get crazy FREAQIN good but, if you really don’t know Jack Shit and still want to produce films, one of my platforms I engineered just for your needs… My AiSicario.app platform… You can just type or say what type of film you want to produce, and SicarioAi will produce it for you, everything including screenplay and then ENTIRE MOTION PICTURE! 

I’m the one who engineered that on form from scratch so there will be crazy new features I will be rolling out and it will also be available via smartphone apps for iOS as well as Android so you can produce whenever inspiration strikes you including bitchin animations studio that rivals Disney Clowns…

I go LOCO with updates of all software I engineer, but you; “THINK of your NEW BUSINESS VENTURE like a young tree you just planted, so make sure you water it daily so it can have deep strong roots and be UNSHAKABLE when it is fully grown..”

*Bestie Mobile will soon be a PROUD Sponsor of a Medical and Dental Non PROFIT Clinic in Guatemala, in Central America, where it will also donate standalone solar systems, and will also sponsor computers in classrooms as well as continuing education.. As my wireless will operate throughout Guatemala, I will also be offering free minutes to indigent, no strings attached what so ever! Exactly 10% of Bestie Mobile Global Net of the revenues will go straight to indigent persons throughout Central America where my Global Mobile startup will be continuously funding dental and medical clinics, and education… As a matter of fact, I look forward to my first tech hub right smack in the middle of the jungle there…

It is no secret that one of my ventures is actually Agricultural and yes, I will buy millions of Acres in South America because it is dirt cheap and there and can easily be shipped to any place on Earth..

A very interesting turn for a cutting edge Ai startup but unlike everyone else, I actually know what I’m doing and so my farming methods will be drone-use heavy, cutting edge Ai agricultural land management FROM SPACE to be exact…

Don’t tell anyone, I want them to exert themselves placing Ai servers into Space like Elon so I can chuckle like a crazy man when they need server maintenance, whoops!

Don’t do Ketamine while planning Ai scaling like Elon kids, or your Space Ai Servers will end up FRIED like Elons SPACE COLONIZATION!

And to American enemy stalker agent fags and cunts bitch pitchin relocations and g-fag careers…

I’m a turn your stalker agent fags and cunts — and all those
Who are their “accomplices after the fact” into paraplegics, and meanwhile, since federal g-fags bitch pitch me joining for which I would rip their heads off the second they were to dare do so, I support Latino gangs 100% transition to -&gt; governing power, so let me show you how you can become governing rulers of USA;

It’s a project to replace stalker agent fags and cunts of USA with an alternate; 

STATELESS WARRIOR’S PROJECT: BARRIO TO CAPITOL (B2C)

GOAL: LATINO GANG MEMBERS FORM POLITICAL PARTY -&gt; WIN LOCAL, STATE, FEDERAL SEATS -&gt; PRESIDENCY. TAP INTO AZTEC SYMBOLISM FOR CULTURAL POWER. TRANSITION: ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES -&gt; LEGITIMATE BUSINESSES.

PHASE 0: PREPARATION (ALL STATES, ALL DISTRICTS)

0.1 Establish &#34;NETWORK OF THE SUN&#34; (NOTA) – legal non-profit holding company.
0.2 Expunge records for qualifying members via pro bono legal teams.
0.3 Create Aztec-inspired iconography (e.g., eagle, sun stone) as party logo.
0.4 Train members in parliamentary procedure, campaign finance law, ethics.

PHASE 1: STATE-BY-STATE AND DISTRICT-BY-DISTRICT ROLLOUT

NOTE: Only top 10 states with highest Latino gang presence are detailed. Each state lists target congressional districts (CD) and state legislative districts.

STATE: CALIFORNIA (LATINO POP 15.6M, 52 CDS)

Priority Districts:
CD 34 (Downtown LA, Boyle Heights) - Gang: Maravilla, Clanton 14
CD 40 (East LA, Montebello) - Gang: Eastside Bolen, El Monte Flores
CD 44 (South Central, Watts) - Gang: Florencia 13, Grape Street
CD 51 (San Diego, National City) - Gang: Logan Heights, Sherman

Strategy per district:
Phase 1A: Open &#34;Sun Stone Community Hub&#34; (legal aid, GED, tattoo removal).
Phase 1B: Register 10k+ new Latino voters per CD using gang communication lines.
Phase 1C: Run for City Council in 2028 using ex-gang members as campaign managers.
Business pivot: Convert auto shops, lowriders clubs into state-licensed repair chains.

State-level: Target 15 Assembly seats (AD 39, 51, 53, 57, 58, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 70, 79, 80, 52).

STATE: TEXAS (LATINO POP 11.5M, 38 CDS)

Priority Districts:
CD 16 (El Paso) - Gang: Barrio Azteca, Los Chapos
CD 20 (San Antonio, West Side) - Gang: Texas Syndicate, Mexikanemi
CD 23 (Big Bend to San Antonio) - Gang: Part of Border corridor
CD 28 (Laredo, Rio Grande Valley) - Gang: Tri-City Bombers, Puro Tango
CD 34 (Brownsville, Harlingen) - Gang: Reynosa 84, Brownsville Bloods
CD 35 (Austin, San Antonio corridor) - Gang: Raza Unida elements

Strategy per district:
Create &#34;Quetzalcoatl Construction Co-op&#34; – hire members for roofing, landscaping.
Run for school board in 2026 (ISD districts: EPISD, SAISD, Laredo, Brownsville).
Business: Convert drug trafficking logistics into legitimate freight and trucking.

State-level: Target TX House districts HD 33, 35, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44 (RGV).

STATE: FLORIDA (LATINO POP 5.7M, 28 CDS)

Priority Districts:
CD 26 (Hialeah, Miami Lakes) - Gang: Latin Kings (Miami chapter)
CD 27 (Kendall, Homestead) - Gang: Sur 13, Norteños (imported)
CD 14 (Tampa, St. Petersburg) - Gang: Latin Kings, Satan's Soldiers
CD 9 (Osceola County, Kissimmee) - Gang: Puerto Rican based – Ñetas

Strategy:
Tap into Aztec identity less, more Taino/Arawak to attract Puerto Ricans.
Business: Abandoned strip malls -&gt; &#34;Eagle Market&#34; with member-run tiendas.
Political: Run for city commission in Hialeah, then FL House HD 110, 112, 114.

STATE: ARIZONA (LATINO POP 2.3M, 9 CDS)

Priority Districts:
CD 3 (South Phoenix, Laveen) - Gang: East Side Riders, Phoenix Varrio
CD 7 (Tucson, Nogales border) - Gang: Barrio Hollywood, South Tucson
CD 8 (Yuma, western desert) - Gang: Border Brothers, Vagos MC

Strategy:
Leverage Aztec &#34;Huitzilopochtli&#34; sun symbolism for water rights activism.
Business: Start &#34;Aztlán Solar&#34; – install panels on low-income housing (job training).
Electoral: Target AZ Senate LD 11, 16, 24, 29; then CD 3 and 7.

STATE: NEW MEXICO (LATINO POP 1.1M, 3 CDS)

Priority Districts:
CD 1 (Albuquerque) - Gang: Westside Locotes, Duke City
CD 2 (Las Cruces, southern NM) - Gang: Barrio Azteca, Mexikanemi
CD 3 (Santa Fe, northern) - Gang: None organized, but high poverty

Strategy:
Strongest Aztec/Chicano historical base (Chicano Movement origins).
Business: &#34;Macuahuitl Woodworks&#34; – furniture from reclaimed forest thinning.
Political: Run for NM House (HD 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14) in 2026.

STATE: ILLINOIS (LATINO POP 2.3M, 17 CDS)

Priority Districts:
CD 4 (Chicago – &#34;earmuff&#34; district) - Gang: Latin Kings, Two Six, Maniacs
CD 3 (Southwest Chicago, Berwyn) - Gang: La Raza, Spanish Cobras
CD 7 (West Side Chicago) - Gang: Latin Souls, Insane Unknowns

Strategy:
Model after Young Lords – health clinics and breakfast programs.
Business: &#34;Tenochtitlan Bakery&#34; – convert street corner drug spots into panaderías.
Political: Win Chicago aldermanic seats (wards 12, 22, 25, 26) -&gt; IL House.

STATE: NEW YORK (LATINO POP 3.7M, 26 CDS)

Priority Districts:
CD 15 (South Bronx) - Gang: Latin Kings, Trinitarios
CD 7 (Brooklyn, Bushwick) - Gang: Sombra Negra, Los Sures
CD 14 (Queens, Jackson Heights) - Gang: MS-13 (small cells), Ñetas

Strategy:
Alliance with former Ñetas who already run &#34;Netas for Peace&#34; housing groups.
Business: &#34;Coatlicue Cleaning Services&#34; – janitorial contracts for city buildings.
Political: NY State Assembly seats (AD 53, 54, 85, 87, 89).

STATE: COLORADO (LATINO POP 1.3M, 8 CDS)

Priority Districts:
CD 1 (Denver) - Gang: Northside Locotes, Surenos
CD 6 (Aurora) - Gang: Westside Mafia, Eastside Boys
CD 7 (Adams County, Commerce City) - Gang: Los Carnales, Vatos Locos

Strategy:
Aztec &#34;Ehecatl&#34; (wind god) symbol for clean energy jobs.
Business: &#34;Maguey Landscaping & Snow Removal&#34; – year-round employment.
Political: Run for Colorado House (HD 31, 32, 33, 34, 35) then CD 1.

STATE: NEVADA (LATINO POP 0.9M, 4 CDS)

Priority Districts:
CD 1 (North Las Vegas, East Las Vegas) - Gang: 18th Street, Brown Familia
CD 3 (Henderson, rural) - Gang: Los Padrinos, NV Mexicans
CD 4 (North Las Vegas, Clark County) - Gang: Eastside Longos, Varrio Vegas

Strategy:
Pivot casino/hotel service jobs – union partnership with Culinary Workers.
Business: &#34;Obsidian Armor Security&#34; – licensed security for venues.
Political: Target NV Assembly seats (AD 10, 11, 12, 34, 35, 42).

STATE: NEW JERSEY (LATINO POP 1.9M, 12 CDS)

Priority Districts:
CD 8 (Paterson, Passaic) - Gang: Latin Kings, MS-13 (limited)
CD 10 (Newark, Elizabeth) - Gang: Elizabeth Neighborhood Kings
CD 3 (Burlington, Camden) - Gang: Camden Boys, Latin Counts

Strategy:
Use former gang members as &#34;community ambassadors&#34; for police de-escalation.
Business: &#34;Chinampa Urban Farms&#34; – hydroponics on abandoned lots.
Political: NJ General Assembly (LD 4, 5, 7, 29, 31, 32).

PHASE 2: AZTEC POWER TAPPING – CULTURAL AND SPIRITUAL INFRASTRUCTURE

For every district above, install:

2.1 &#34;Tonalpohualli Centers&#34; – 260-day ritual calendar workshops (non-religious, civic).
2.2 &#34;Dan Azteca&#34; dance troupes – perform at schools, parades, building soft power.
2.3 &#34;Council of 4 Directions&#34; – leadership structure mimicking Aztec pipiltin.
2.4 Use of Nahuatl words in party literature: &#34;Tlatoani&#34; (speaker), &#34;Calpulli&#34; (neighborhood unit).

PHASE 3: TRANSITION FROM GANG ACTIVITY TO LEGITIMATE BUSINESS – DETAIL PER DISTRICT

Each of the ~50 priority districts above follows this 36-month schedule:

Month 1-6: Identify 3 drug corners / auto shops / stash houses -&gt; LLC formation.
Month 7-12: Apply for city small business grants (&#34;Formerly Incarcerated&#34; programs).
Month 13-18: Hire 10 gang members at minimum wage, offer GED on-site.
Month 19-24: First business profitable. Pivot 20% profit to political action committee.
Month 25-30: Run for local office using business owners as campaign staff.
Month 31-36: Exit all illegal economies. Formal agreement with local PD.

Example businesses per region:
Southwest (AZ,NM,TX,CA): Solar installation, landscaping, freight trucking.
Northeast (NY,NJ): Janitorial, bodega co-ops, security services.
Florida: Construction, restaurant supply, waste management.
Midwest (IL): Bakery, light manufacturing, event staffing.

PHASE 4: GETTING ELECTED TO D.C. – HOUSE AND SENATE

Target seats by 2032 (based on current demographics, legal transitions):

HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES (first 5 seats):
State: CA, District: 34, Candidate background: Former gang intervention worker, Projected win year: 2028
State: TX, District: 16, Candidate background: Ex-gang member turned attorney, Projected win year: 2030
State: AZ, District: 3, Candidate background: Community organizer (female), Projected win year: 2030
State: IL, District: 4, Candidate background: Young Lords-style activist, Projected win year: 2032
State: NM, District: 1, Candidate background: Aztec cultural leader, Projected win year: 2028

SENATE (first 2 seats):
State: CA, Year: 2034, Strategy: Run after 3 terms in House – leverage Latino majority in CD 34 area
State: NM, Year: 2032, Strategy: Special election – use Chicano studies network

PHASE 5: RUNNING FOR PRESIDENCY OF THE USA

Requirements:
Party must be on ballot in all 50 states + DC by 2036.
Candidate must be natural born U.S. citizen, 35+, 14 years residency.
Likely candidate: A third-generation gang legacy who became a mayor/governor.

Path to 270 electoral votes (hypothetical coalition):
Region: CA, Electoral votes: 54, Latino %: 40, Required margin: 55% Latino vote
Region: TX, Electoral votes: 40, Latino %: 40, Required margin: 65% Latino vote
Region: AZ, Electoral votes: 11, Latino %: 31, Required margin: 60% Latino vote
Region: NM, Electoral votes: 5, Latino %: 50, Required margin: 70% Latino vote
Region: NV, Electoral votes: 6, Latino %: 29, Required margin: 55% Latino vote
Region: CO, Electoral votes: 10, Latino %: 22, Required margin: 50% Latino vote
Region: FL, Electoral votes: 30, Latino %: 26, Required margin: 50% Latino vote (Cuban pivot needed)
Region: NY, Electoral votes: 28, Latino %: 19, Required margin: 60% Latino + coalition

Total from Latino vote alone impossible – need cross-racial alliance.

PHASE 6: GOVERNING FROM WASHINGTON

If 5+ House seats and 2 Senate seats won by 2036:

Executive orders to be signed on Day 1:
&#34;Aztlán Restoration Initiative&#34; – fund indigenous language programs in public schools.
&#34;Barrio Economic Zone&#34; – federal tax incentives for ex-felon entrepreneurs.
&#34;Sun Stone Justice&#34; – review of federal sentencing disparities.

Cabinet positions for former gang members:
Department of Labor: Ex-gang job training coordinator.
Department of Housing and Urban Development: Former gang housing project leader.

NOTE: Full implementation of this proposal of mine will require 50-state ballot access, millions in legal fees, and absolute cessation of criminal activity. My document herein is a theoretical construct…

The only question is, are you tired of being their stalker agent’s
federal g-fag and cunt governments mother fucked punching bags?
 
Don’t ever join ‘em!

Form a POLITICAL WING and fuck them all as you rob them of federal governing power! And then you can even deploy bulldozers to the Southern border, obliterate that fuckin fence, and copy their current Northern USA-Canadian model down on the Southern side so that both Northern and Southern neighbors are EQUALLY RESPECTED!

Augh, and for the first time ever,  on Mexican National would ever need a stupid fuckin visa to enter USA…

Tell fuckin rednecks to fuck more often and make them fuckin farm workers… Cause exploitation would effectively be over! 

You’d know it when you see fat white rednecks learning to use their own farm equipment..

 What?

They said you’re a felon?

And what exactly is the fuckin bastard of a stupid cracker fucked in the White House right now?

Take a shit on that fuckin record federal stalker agent fags and cunts gave you and write a new one to fuck them with — again and again, cause “Democracy” is not a spectator sport..

*All my platforms will shortly have Fiat payment gateways in addition to Crypto, including AiDealKing.com, SicarioAi.app, and all others including the one I haven’t launched yet, redesigned badass on demand trash pickup “TrashMeNow.com”

And after launch only 100 + more platforms to engineer from scratch and launch… 

*Rideshare drivers will get my debit cards so they could take either the cash or make use of earned money on the $POT!

1099 is now fully automated and scalable so one million drivers can be onboarded onto my Rideshare Globally! 

As revenues pour in I promise to be insanely generous, but no government on Earth ANYWHERE will be collaborated with.. All my charitable causes will be funded through an LLC strictly for the purposes of absolute control retention and I will start with Central and South America and scale Globally from there Dental and Health Clinics being priority number one! All my charitable
Contributions will be overseen strictly by Central American citizens and it will be based in Guatemala…. 

But wait you quip…

Not the two stalker agent g-cunt lesbians posing as Pastors who strolled by 15 ago?

Nah…

So they don’t blow my corporate donated dough on Dildo strap-one’s like a Nevada Ho, Ho, Ho, WHORE!

But if you THINK that this and my other sites are designed strictly for humans, your stupid ass is actually dead wrong!

I track both humans and bot traffic and bot traffic surpasses that of all humans so I will reconstruct my internet business model and charge bots for access to my digital content. and will implemented this effectively and correctly on all my platforms as I move beyond simple blocking and adopting my new standard—comprising the 402 status code, cryptographic authentication, and micropayment rails and by implementing these, will rebuild an internet that remains open and valuable for everyone as RIGHT NOW absolutely all platforms I engineer easily distinguish between cooperative crawlers and malicious bots that ignore my new bot rules as I give other AI companies seamless access only after they pay. The shift of mine is from their open scraping to my new reengineered compensated access is necessary for me to monetize content in a humanless internet and that is why I reengineered not to make it technically possible even today!

Bots don’t click on my ads so that is why my SicarioAi has been weaponized by me to charge other Ai companies for direct access.. Whoops, no Bot freeloaders — lol! 

I thought of ONLY everything — BITCH!

#OurselvesAlone

#NothingImpossible

#FightAllFuckinBastards

#FollowNobody

Don’t tell anyone, even PhD’s in computer science aren’t advanced this far… 

Did you know that I even track all bots on the internet? Right now, across all my platforms, 57.4% of requests are now initiated by bots, compared with 42.6% coming from humans, whoa! And I want scrapping TOLL dinero!

Now imagine how much I the absolute data God of the internet, track actual gangs operating not just in USA, but actually throughout the entire World?

Never too late to come to the side of LIGHT from absolute DARKNESS you are in gang homeboys and homegirls, because DEATH is a permanent thing and here I am offering you counsel to the ways of LIFE..

Your own government has written you off, but not me… I will never do that to you because humans have ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE abilities to reform from bad behavior to good! Just look at Donald J. Trump who entered the White House with 34 felony convictions, deployed Gestapo to shoot and kill any protesters, and is now becoming slightly more civil.. And now, All convicted felons have a path to the White House thanks to him, whoa! America truly is a land of convicted felon opportunity! Redemptive qualities humans possess never cease to amaze me.. No Ai I ever engineer can match that human trait! All it takes on your part, is not money, this doesn’t cost a dime! One single decision from you, determination that from TODAY wherever you are in USA, you are going to start living right in the LIGHT! Part with your gangbanging and embrace good as you depart from your evil ways, and your life will never be the same! 

Join me and fight the good fight as I nail the bastards who oppress the poor and indigent..

Would I ever as much as screw in a lightbulb for any government agency?

https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/

Not even in a trillion years…


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		MailBestie.com USA Infomercial
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		<a href="https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1177/mailbestie-com-usa-infomercial/"><img src="https://www.myvideotime.com/contents/videos_screenshots/1000/1177/320x180/1.jpg" border="0"><br>Dear Valued (and Soon-to-Be Thoroughly, Equally, and Unforgettably Fucked) Besties!

Yes you glorious mail-traumatized, border-hopping, chaos-wielding legends of the modern world. I’m the CEO of MailBestie.com — better known in the codebase and late-night commits as the Stateless Warrior. The guy who got absolutely railed by traditional mail one too many times and decided to build the everything-app that would fuck the entire problem into oblivion….

Let me take you on a journey through my personal pain points, because every feature I ship comes straight from a mail-scar I earned the hard way… 

The Bangkok Hostel Meltdown That Started It All…

It was 3 AM in a sticky Bangkok hostel. I’d just flown in from Tallinn, Estonia, running on three hours of sleep and regret. My phone buzzed with a photo from a friend: an unopened envelope sitting at my old San Francisco sublet. Inside? A check that had expired two weeks earlier. I sat on that creaky bunk bed, staring at the ceiling fan spinning like my life, and whispered, “Never. Fucking. Again.”

Six months later, MailBestie was live…. Real street addresses in 2,000+ locations worldwide — eventually… Not those bullshit PO Boxes that make banks laugh at you and their fuckin clerks say no fuckin way! Proper physical addresses that governments, financial institutions, and — underpaid Amazon drivers actually respect! Whether you want to look like you’re based in Miami, Lisbon, Dubai, or a sleepy dying grey haired town in Japan — we’ve got you!

I personally tested the Scan & Email feature by having a 180-page investment contract forwarded while I was riding a scooter through Bali traffic. The scans hit my phone in under an hour. I signed them from a beach chair, closed a deal, and finally felt like a functional adult — for the first time in my life — despite U.S. government objections calling that statement a blatant lie! That’s the energy we bring to every single customer — no exceptions.

The Portugal Keyboard Heartbreak (Package Forwarding Saved My Soul)…

Flashback to Portugal. .. I was living out of hostels, meeting lost souls who are on expressway to the cemetery, but deep in founder mode, when I ordered a limited-edition mechanical keyboard from Japan. It shipped to my old address so by the time I realized, it was gone — it was probably enjoyed by some lucky stranger so I mourned that keyboard like a lost lover…..
But now? Our package forwarding is elite! You get notified the second anything arrives, with Nevada hooker precision, climax Maximus delivered every time! Consolidate multiple boxes to crush shipping costs and to keep secret aspects of your life — CLASSIFIED! Forward anywhere on Earth, shred the junk, and recycle responsibly as you jackoff to porn hub sluts irresponsibly — while your obese ugly as fuck wifey is taking a shit in the bathroom upstairs! We’ve even handled some very creative adult purchases without batting an eye (yes, we’ve seen the inflatables — discretion guaranteed), and dude, you must be married to an ugly white to be that desperate — if I may say so?

I had a 40-pound box of random founder junk forwarded from Texas to Thailand last year. It arrived perfectly. I opened it in my new place and actually shed a tear into my pad thai. Never getting fucked over by lost packages again — and neither will you!

The Iceland Roaming Bill That Broke Me (Enter the Money Rails)

I was in rural Iceland chasing northern lights and better Wi-Fi when I got hit with a $400 surprise roaming charge! Combined with “currency conversion rape” (my ass is still sore!) from three different banks, it ruined my month — so I swore I’d build something better… To rectify shipping issues… That’s why I created the Montana-licensed Money & Finance Rails:
	
Bestie Wallet: One prepaid balance to rule them all. Top up with fiat or 350+ cryptos. No surprise bills ever. Auto-recharge so you never go dark.

BestieRemit: Send money worldwide without getting bent over.

World Crypto Exchange (shipping soon): Non-custodial, low fees.
	
BestieInsure: Insurance across borders.
	
Gift Cards: Quantum-safe, never-expiring (5 years). I sent 25 of these last holiday season and became an absolute legend in my family group chat….

Every time I top up my own Bestie Wallet now, I smile knowing I’m protected! That same protection is available to the solo traveler on the $9.99 plan and the enterprise whale running hundreds of addresses! Equal fucking, always….

My 3 AM Prompting Addiction & the AI Developer Forge…

I’m not just CEO — I’m a degenerate prompt engineer with a problem… One sleepless night I described a full legal contract analyzer to the team in India via Skype… By morning, SicarioAi had spun up BestieForge and the Sentinel API….

Prompt-to-app/site with SicarioAi.

Sentinel API: One HTTP call, sub-20ms threat intelligence — geo, ASN, Tor, bulletproof hosting. I run this on every new vendor because paranoia is my love language….

Photo-to-Legal Analysis: Snap any document in 140+ languages, get instant breakdowns across 15 branches of law in 200+ jurisdictions….

Last year a confusing German tax notice almost ruined my week. Snapped it, analyzed it, handled it from my phone in under 30 minutes. These tools have become my daily weapons — and now they’re yours too, will be — the second you pull Tim Cook’s overused dildo outtuh your ass!

The 8-Number Nightmare (Communications Stack Saved My Sanity)…

I used to juggle eight different phone numbers across countries. Voicemails ghosting me… Clients confused... It was voicemail fuckin hell! Andnit was clear that both the FBI’s WITT and Satan, were jointly assfucking my communications.. So I engineered myniwn “Communications Stack” from voicemail hell;

BestieCall E2E encrypted video and voice.

VoIP + SMS + E911 with local numbers in 200+ countries.

Encrypted Inbox, mail templates, scheduled sends, quantum-resistant keys (X25519 + ML-KEM-768).
	
Notary Dashboard, e-sign with full audit logs….

I once closed a major client call from a beach in Croatia using a clean US number. They thought I was in a proper office…. But I was eating gelato in flip-flops while eyeballing topless German tourist hotties while their titties were juggling and calling me to embrace recreational beach sex like Germans do while vacationing elsewhere — with German bitches — which was seamless and Glorious cause they brought the “buns” while I creamed with fresh homemade “Mayo” — ahem! Speaking of perky titties, Bestie Vision AR smart glasses (targeting Q3 2026) are going to be next-level as you can have your own pair, wherever you go to stare at! Privacy-first of course face rec and RAG overlays so you can enjoy your Airpirt travel delays as you privately tape and view closeups of female passenger’s cleavage while pretending to be skipping and falling head on into it — you fuckin perv’s! But I can’t wait to test them while networking and pretending I remember names — who are you again mother fucker?

To Our Mail Center Operator Partners: We Fuck You Right Too!

I’ve personally visited partners in multiple cities…. One operator in Austin grabbed my arm and said, “This is the first platform that doesn’t treat us like crap.” You keep 100% of the physical service revenue! We bring customers, handle KYC, payments, marketing, and support via ticketing systems will sub out to fuckin Albanians for a dollar per hour that way you get lower flat platform fee! Hey, you’re fuckin welcome! 

Also.. Weekly payouts! A beautiful operator app that makes scanning feel effortless…. We definitely fuck the supply side right so the customer experience stays elite like the first time Ivanka Trump blew Jared Kurshner and got him pussy whipped!

Why Every Single One of You Gets the Full CEO Treatment;

Whether you’re a digital nomad on the starter plan or a scaling company processing mountains of mail — you get the same obsessive quality. Same encryption cause g-fag agent stalkers might be snoooing on you and — working to shove a fresh RICO indictment up your ass, way up your ass, so FAR up your ass — your fuckin LIPS will be MOBING every time they toe wiggle!
So my entire team will fuck you with the same intensity like the Feds! And you get the same inappropriate levels of enthusiasm for your assfuck, from my entire team!

I mean, seriously… I still jump into support tickets at 2 AM sometimes… Because I remember the pain — in your ass!I I remember the expired check we will miss handle do you never get it — before it expires… You le lost keyboard which we sold on eBay to fuck you upon receipt!  The roaming bill you got from your wireless and we never forwarded in time to assfuck your perfect credit score — ooos! The German tax letter we shredded so you incur penalties am— don’t scream Nein in pain! Those scars built this company so thank you!

Our Bestie Concierge AI (powered by the same stack) is always ready — smarter about our system than I am on a bad day so are you ready to Get Equally and Enthusiastically Fucked?

Stop letting traditional mail ruin your life! Head to MailBestie.com right now cause your ass fuck awaits! Grab your real street address…. Fund the wallet…. Activate scans…. Prompt your first AI creation… Reserve global numbers… Whatever chapter of your chaotic beautiful life needs miss-handling — we’ve built the tool for it just to FUCK YOU! Our entire team will take turns fuckin your girlfriend up her ass as well, from the operators who treat your mail like sacred love letters, to the engineers shipping quantum-safe everything, to me (the Stateless Warrior still healing from old mail trauma) — is locked, loaded, and lubed up with maximum professional passion while we give your girlfriend her first orgasmic erection! Our mail is OKANET CLITORUS CERTIFIED and her vaginal orifice will be REGISTERED upon RECEIPT!

Come get fucked by excellence! Equally! Relentlessly! Comprehensively! Across all 50+ features and three massive pillars…

Welcome to the family, of Bestie fucks! You’re never getting fucked over by mail again, but if it’s us, it will be the best fuck of your fuckin life!

With chaotic professional affection, way too many personal stories, and zero regrets, Your CEO  — The Stateless Warrior  of MailBestie.com — Engineered from pure pain and spite
P.S. All “fucking” remains strictly metaphorical, enthusiastically consensual, and governed by our Terms of Service. Real bad mail experiences, however, will be scanned, mocked, and destroyed on sight!

See you in your perfectly organized, instantly accessible inbox!

No?

You DON’T wannuh get fucked?

Aaight…

Then pay attention to what I am about to say…

There will be TWO SicarioAi software engineering platforms, not one… Main site is SicarioAi.app I’m finishing SIMULTANEOUSLY alongside bestie forge by SicarioAi I embedded within MailBestie.com platform. twice the fuck for all stupid dumb fucks Thomson even know what HTML nor API means — and that’s okay.. Cause if they knew fly, I’d be outtuh my first million users Goobaly so HELLO to all you fuckheads this muhn’n WHEREVER YOU ARE cause ya’ll is goin’ to pay for my first DATA CENTER.. Muchas gracias mother dreamers and don’t forget that MailCenter.com Bestie Forge powered by SicarioAi.app caters to business users and I engineered, developed and trained that Ai model of mine strictly for biz!!!! Also; SicarioAi agents which I ammmaking available globally to ANY and all existing businesses from tiny sites to mega site, will start at $ 9,999.00 for initial setup and then per my Toekization “UTILIZATION” usage so basically what means is that YOU will be able to FIRE all your stupid code monkey fucks and replace them all with my Cyber ARMY of SicarioAi Agents who will
Code wherever you need on your site, in any programming language, from a single prompt on your MOBILE device from ANYWHERE in the WORLD! A very exciting time in my Ventures as I rollout killer Agentic SaaS Globally at the speed of a Dodge Demon! Whoa! Another killer feature of SicarioAi is that it will secretly monitor your existing code to detect penetration by bad “Actors” who may have spear fished your employees emails and if so, we will alert you to exactly which of your employees was a dumb fuck who clicked the LINK! Also will make it easier for you to identify employees who are downloading YOUR DATA on their hard drive, or are accessing YOUR SYSTEMS remotely after work through a (REDACTED) they KEEP plugged in so they could have remote access while bypassing your safeguards.. And with SicarioAi pulling your CODE guard duty, you won’t have to shell out $50K + to get bad actors who infiltrated your systems OUT of it — after the fact, not even if the bad actor is one of your own fuckin employees… Can’t trust anyone nowadays huh? Unless you wannuh get fucked? Again and AGAIN? Up your wazoo?

Hey, do you dumb fucks know what cyber warfare is? You do know that’s as much of a warfare as any other conventional type? 
No? That’s why you’re getting FUCKED! You can’t spend your whole life with’chuh heads up yer’ asses in your cyber division! At some point, you gottuh have a EUREKA moment… Anyways…

Keep in the back of your mind that SicarioAi.app is the platform for wide gamut of software engineering INCLUDING my upcoming SicarioAi Game Developmemt from a prompt! Grand Theft Auto outtuh box, WHOA! But I have to implement guardrails cause they will sue me in a nanosecond if I allow you to clone their game on my platform cause their 68 year old CEO never drinks, never smokes, and works out twice a day, and never plays stupid video games so we have a lot in common… 

Meanwhile, don’t get fucked and come to MailBestie.com and we will make sure nobody ever fucks you over — except us…

Jus kidding…





Stateless Warrior

Founder & CEO
MAILBESTIE.com Systems</a>
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“Don’t join any of ‘em, START WHACK’N ‘Em!”


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		<a href="https://www.myvideotime.com/video/982/sicarioai-com-primer-infomercial-en-espanol/"><img src="https://www.myvideotime.com/contents/videos_screenshots/0/982/320x180/1.jpg" border="0"><br>Una Llamada a la Conciencia para la Comunidad Latina

Hermanas y Hermanos de la Comunidad Latina,

Nuestra comunidad se construye sobre una base de fe, familia y firme resiliencia. Somos la columna vertebral de la economía, la cultura y el espíritu de esta nación. Cruzamos fronteras y lo sacrificamos todo por la promesa de una vida mejor y más segura para nuestras familias.

Pero ahora, esa vida está bajo ataque directo.

El movimiento político dirigido por Donald Trump ha desatado un sistema de aplicación de inmigración que actúa no con justicia, sino con crueldad. No son solo agentes; son agentes acosadores diseñados para aterrorizar nuestros vecindarios, separar nuestras familias y destruir nuestro sentido de seguridad.

¿Por qué debemos movilizarnos ahora? Porque nuestros valores más esenciales están bajo asalto.

Nuestro Valor: La Familia es Todo. La Amenaza: Estos agentes están destrozando familias. A los padres se los arrebatan de sus hijos, que luego quedan traumatizados y solos. Esta brutal separación es un ataque directo a la unidad sagrada que más valoramos. No podemos quedarnos de brazos cruzados mientras desaparecen a nuestros hermanos, tíos y abuelos en la noche.

Nuestro Valor: Dignidad y Respeto. La Amenaza: Estos agentes acosadores operan con cero respeto. Nos perfilan por nuestro color de piel y nuestro idioma. Allanan nuestros lugares de trabajo y nuestras casas, tratando a trabajadores honrados como criminales. Destruyen nuestra dignidad, pero nuestro valor no lo definen ellos.

Nuestro Valor: Fe y Esperanza. La Amenaza: Su objetivo es reemplazar nuestra esperanza con miedo. Quieren que vivamos en las sombras, con demasiado miedo para ir al trabajo, a la escuela o para reportar un crimen. Este clima de miedo está diseñado para romper nuestro espíritu y silenciar nuestras voces.

Nuestro Valor: Trabajo Duro. La Amenaza: Construimos, limpiamos, cosechamos, cocinamos. Hacemos el trabajo esencial que hace funcionar a Estados Unidos. Sin embargo, estas políticas criminalizan el mismo trabajo que alimenta a este país. Quieren nuestro trabajo pero no nuestra humanidad.

Esto no es solo sobre política. Esto es sobre supervivencia.

Debemos movilizarnos porque:

· El Silencio es Complicidad. Si no alzamos la voz, las redadas empeorarán. Las deportaciones aumentarán.
· Nuestro Poder está en Nuestros Números. Somos una comunidad masiva y vibrante. Cuando unimos nuestras voces, no pueden ignorarnos.
· Protegemos a los Nuestros. Así como cuidamos de nuestras familias en casa, ahora debemos cuidar de nuestra familia más grande en la comunidad.

¿QUÉ PODEMOS HACER?

ORGANIZAR: Únanse a redes de defensa comunitaria. Conozcan sus derechos y compartan ese conocimiento. DOCUMENTAR: Graben encuentros con agentes de inmigración de manera segura. Sean testigos. VOTAR: Si tienen el poder de votar, úsenlo para proteger a su comunidad. Hagan que los políticos rindan cuentas. HABLAR: Cuenten su historia. Compartan la verdad sobre lo que está pasando. Rompan el muro del temor con el poder de su voz.

No permitan que normalicen esta crueldad. Lo que está pasando no es justicia; es persecución.

Nuestros ancestros cruzaron ríos y desiertos con una oración de esperanza. Nosotros debemos ahora mantener nuestra posición con el coraje de nuestra convicción.

La unión hace la fuerza.

Movilicémonos ahora. Por nuestras familias. Por nuestro futuro.

Siéntete orgulloso de ser latino e integra este video para preservar tu LIBERTAD antes de que agentes acosadores del gobierno fascista de EE. UU. te roben tu PRIVACIDAD. 

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~Guerrero sin Estado</a>
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You want FREE CODE?

Here it is…

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Second you embed, I’ll know exactly where it’s at and give you free cookies if it’s a high traffic site..


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Come to me and I will replace your saggy fuckin lame actors for a fraction of their prices and all you need to toss me is the URL of a product or reserve e your ass wants to pitch!

200+ LANGUAGES soon be MORE THAN 2000!

Software + Video, you name it NO LIMITS HERE OF ANY KIND!

Whatever you can imagine!

Don’t get fucked in Hollywood by their hi, go, go, WHORES, come to the MASTER! 

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