https://www.myvideotime.com/tags/brady/ Wed, 02 Sep 2026 01:46:43 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1337/stalker-food-obsession-explained/
STALKER FOOD OBSESSION EXPLAINED IN SIXTY SECONDS! WHY INTENTIONAL POISONING IN AMERICA? BECAUSE IT IS A HIDDEN HOMICIDE METHOD! When most people think of homicide in America, they picture gun violence, mass shootings, and such because American culture has always been trigger happy and at that, for good reason, because firearms account for the vast majority of murders in the United States — by far! But beneath the surface of these headline-grabbing statistics lies a more insidious method of killing in United States, and that’s intentional poisoning…. While poisoning represents a tiny fraction of officially recorded homicides, I being a DATA GURU if not “GOD,” believe the true number may be significantly higher and that is because it remains unknown how many of the seventy thousand plus annual accidental and self-inflicted poisonings are actually homicides in disguise…. I want you to remember these words; “homicide in disguise…” I just revealed to you how sophisticated assasinations and murders are carried out… My quickie post will not reveal what I know, but I will instead examine what FBI data reveals about intentional poisoning as a homicide method and how its use differs dramatically between male and female perpetrators… What the American FBI data shows is that poisoning is a remarkably rare murder method according to their “Uniform Crime Reporting Program” and their “Supplemental Homicide Reports.” Actually, American g-fags got this wrong… You see, even Sicilian Mafia learned to carry out murders from corrupt federal DEA Agents in Eastern District of New York, and for the past twenty six years, Sicilian Mafia has been using Carcinogens as a weapon… That stated, back from DEA to the FBI as both of these American federal Agencies share concurrent Jurisdiction powers in all drug related matters… In 2010, the FBI recorded only eleven poisoning homicides out of twelve thousand nine hundred and ninety six total murders, which is just zero point zero eight four percent of all homicides… Federal g-pigs suck ass at detection of these types of homicides, lol! From 2000 to 2010, there were one hundred and thirty poisoning murders total across the United States. An analysis of SHR data from the nineteen nineties found that poison accounted for only one point nine per one hundred thousand homicides. Overall, poisoning is used in just under zero point five percent of all murders. But here is the critical caveat…. FBI homicide statistics undercount intentional poisonings significantly. Poisoning symptoms often mimic natural illness, making detection difficult. Many poisonings are initially classified as accidental or self-inflicted. The CDC reports approximately sixty six thousand accidental poisoning deaths and six thousand poisoning suicides annually, yet only about one hundred are classified as homicides. Experts suggest at least some of those seventy thousand plus poisonings are undetected homicides. As one analysis put it, covert violence tends to be the sort nobody sees coming, and it may take weeks, months, or even years before investigators are persuaded to examine a case more closely. Perhaps the most striking finding from FBI data is the gender disparity in poison use. Women are seven times more likely than men to use poison as a murder weapon. Analyzing FBI “Supplemental Homicide Report” data from 1999 to 2012, which covered one hundred ninety five thousand five hundred seventy eight murder cases, reveals the following pattern. Men commit approximately ninety percent of all murders while women commit about ten percent. Among all murderers, men use poison in roughly zero point three five percent of their cases, whereas women use poison in about two point five percent of their cases. When removing gun murders from the equation entirely, women are almost four times as likely as men to use poison, employed in just over one percent of killings by men versus over four percent of killings by women. Why do women choose poison so disproportionately? Psychologists and criminologists point to several underlying factors. Women often kill in ways that do not cause immediate death, allowing them to maintain emotional distance from the act of intentional murder…. Poison permits the perpetrator to avoid witnessing blood, wounds, or the victim's final moments.. Think about it…. No blood! And… Because women typically kill people they know, such as family members, partners, or those in their care, poison becomes a weapon of “proximity and trust.” American Criminologists have long documented that women often kill for financial gain. This pattern is not new though…. Female serial killers have historically favored poison, followed by smothering. High profile cases like the mushroom massacre in Australia, where Erin Patterson used death cap mushrooms to kill three family members, illustrate this enduring dynamic. Now for the counterintuitive twist. In raw numbers, more men kill with poison than women do, simply because men commit ninety percent of all murders. My FBI analysis of their “Supplementary Homicide Reports” from the nineteen nineties developed a preliminary profile of the male homicidal poisoner. The typical male poisoner is a young white male between the ages of twenty and thirty four. Seventy five percent of them used drugs or narcotics rather than chemical agents. Unlike female poisoners, men who use poison are more likely to target people outside their immediate family, with sixty three percent of cases involving non family victims. Men use poison less frequently on a proportional basis because they have access to and preference for more immediate and violent methods. Firearms are used in two thirds of male homicides, and men also show greater preference for blunt force, beating, and strangulation. Poison requires patience, access, and trust, qualities that align more with the typical circumstances of female perpetrators. The victim data from poisoning homicides reveals a disturbing and intimate pattern. From 2000 to 2010, poisoning homicide victims included twenty one sons, thirteen wives, twelve daughters, eight husbands, and seven others. The vast majority of poisoning cases involve one killer and one victim who knew each other well. Poison is overwhelmingly a crime of intimate relationships! Intentional poisoning also presents unique challenges for prosecution. Delayed symptoms mean victims may die days or weeks after exposure, complicating the link to the perpetrator. Poisoning symptoms often resemble heart attacks, strokes, or other natural causes, which makes it easy for investigators to overlook foul play. Police departments that are already stretched thin tend to prioritize overt violence over deaths that appear natural. Furthermore, many poisons are difficult to detect post mortem without specific toxicology screens, and those screens are not routinely ordered for every natural seeming death so when a Nursing home patient checks out, toxicology report is a no no! Also, if a patient checks out at a Hospital, they died of whatever the doctor says not what toxicology report states because there is no toxicology report post mortem in Acute, Geriatric, or Acute Geriatric environment.. You see, the FBI data tells a story that Intentional poisoning represents a tiny fraction of officially recorded homicides, less than zero point five percent of all murders. Yet this number almost certainly understates the true prevalence of poisoning as a homicide method because so many cases are misclassified. No shit Sherlock! The gender dynamics are equally revealing though… Women are seven times more likely to choose poison than men, yet more men kill with poison in raw numbers because they commit vastly more murders overall. Male poisoners tend to be young, use drugs or narcotics, and target non family members, whereas female poisoners typically target intimate partners and family members… You wannuh learn something that can keep you alive? Data shows that there is actually no difference between levels of aggression in men and women, it is just that the way aggression presents is different. For American law enforcement, medical examiners, and their public, takeaway of my analysis is clear. Look beyond the obvious!!!!! Some of the most dangerous killers do not use guns or knives. They use what is already in the medicine cabinet, and they are counting on YOU — not to notice it in a house, apartment, nursing home, Hospital… Quickie burial? Fuck that! They want expedited incinerator usage to turn any evidence into ashes — and that allows them to kill again and again… But I saved the best for last.. You see, the FBI data on poisoning homicides is limited and does not reflect the full scope of intentional poisonings due to misclassification. In American Jails and prisons, it is cops who poison and kill….. https://www.myvideotime.com/video/389/if-you-stalker-g-agent-fags-ever-pitch-me-your-new-your/ See, what happened is that they got caught beating inmates to death so many times that government prison cops had to modify their preferred method of inmate execution so stead of beating them, Salt Lake City Sherriff's officers for example, make use of even rat poison. In Seattle, their Police Department officers make use of carcinogen same as Los Angeles Sherriff's officers — and if you think this is a JOKE, the JOKE is on YOU actually because Deputies formed their own Gangs within LASD and are competing who is going to target inmates best, fastest, and without any trace linking them to it afterwards… Who wants proof? No? Where the fuck you been at motha fuckuh, under a rock? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ShBP0s5VG2s&pp=ygUhTG9zIGFuZ2VsZXNzIHNoZXJyaWYgZGVvdXR5IGdhbmdz&ra=m No mention of that shit in any of their sugarcoated g-fag reports…. That stated, watch when you shop at American Supermarkets you frequent regularly.. If you’z at odds with their bitches and cunts in any major issues, be alert even at the checkout — unless You wannuh be CHECKED OUT after you consume a perishable item… Beware of “these stalker “Brady Bunch Clowns” cause they only have one thing on their Mind; “Your cremation after poisoning you…” And they do this again, and again, and again…. But WAIT… Because there is more…. Since you scrolled all the way to the bottom of this nano post of mine, I will reveal to YOU, why YOU SHOULD NEVER JOIN ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8LxCuUSefbo&t=2840s&ra=m What? “Fuck what I say?” How DARE YOU! Just kidding…. But NOT what the former LASD officuh said during video… His LASD Sargeant’s drove him to suicide! So next time you see cops, PRESUME they’re SUICIDAL and HOMICIDAL — and “RUN LIKE HELL!” Just kidding… Weird management protocols…. I think that if they treat it like a traditional corporate environment and do away with this gangbanger mentality nonsense, even their employee RETENTION RATIOS would be through the roof… So clearly, oversight of Sargents and removing IDIOT Sargents from command is where they went South and their CHAIN OF COMMAND SNAPS — again and again, because it has a weak link… And any organization is only as strong as its weakest link.. That stated, hire slow — FIRE FAST! What the former LASD officer described in the last video I linked directly above, is simultaneous incoming transfer of several problematic Sargents from another facility. That is called “Lateral Transfer” in California and it allows the officers being transferred to keep same pay and rank, but that is actually the root of their problem because instead of terminating trouble causing employee who is a de facto LIABILITY, they transfer the problem elsewhere and the cancer continues to spread stead of getting cut out! Employee management 101! But g-fags never got that memo so “Coast to Coast,” NYC to LA, their American g-fag CLUB is a “Paradise of G-cunt $LAVE$!” “Don’t be caught dead wearing any of their uniFORMs!” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE&pp=ygUYRG9udCBldmVyIHRhbGsgdG8gcG9saWNl0gcJCRMMAYcqIYzv&ra=m And don’t be caught FUCKIN DEAD talking to either Agent fags of the FBI nor POLICE! And now a quick sidenote to government agent crackers, spics, gooks, niggers, sand niggers, Jew niggers, Hindu niggers, Puertorican spics, Hawaiian Niggers, and all others; “Second you come to bitch pitch me recruitment, you will be deceased….” Take your spic agents, your gook agents, and your cracker agents, and fuck ‘em cause if they come to pitch me, I will funeral Fuck em all on the spot! IT WILL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL YOUR STALKER AGENT CRACKERS, SPICS, AND GOOKS SUCCESSFULLY RECRUIT ME INTO YOUR G-FAGFORMIUH AND FEDERAL G-FAG PUSSY CLUB OF USA! lol! Yo, FUCKHEADS! I’m about to subpoena ya’ll in an upcoming Jury Trial against one of entities… I’m a personally assfuck you during cross examination on that witness stand and git ya to commit perjury…. I’m the one who’s goin to be cross examine all of you fuckheads on the witness stand… I’m a CRUSH YOU on the cross…. Suit, tie, the whole fuckin look overhaul to assfuck you again and again! Guess my actual IQ ? How you’z likin my official Bureau Chief complaint today? Haven’t even started yet… Fuh you? I’m a lay a TRAP ‘n TRIP RIP YA on cross examination… Hey, are you bending ovuh? Cause I’m about to hitchuh with yet another lawsuit… Even all the staff who ya’ll had on clock where you tortured and whacked my mother, I’m personally going to depose for several hours… But right now, I’m bout to start subpoena shoving up Your asses to get all medical records, Notes, documents, even all g-cunt correspondence… If you lie to me, you gittin a set of silver bracelets and you will be Locked The fuck up! What? You Going-fags now bitch-pitch’n me WaSHITon to relocate? State or your Federal District? Not to worry, there are two dumb idiots there that gonnuh get a surprise of their lives when I serve them on a legal matter in CA… No? Augh, jurisdictional lack of authority? Hey, did you know that I always think of everything? I’m a subpoena their filthy asses all the way there and depose them both via UIDDA… And the second they commit perjury, both go bye bye! No I am not here to negotiate…. I’m strictly into my LEVERAGE… And speaking of leverage… No need for ya’ll to hide… You’z bout to be served with a SUMMONS to appear b4 duh court… And then a whole lottuh muh’ of my Subpoenas wherever the fuck yall move! And aftuh I depose ya for several hours, multiple counts of perjury be forthcoming… You be sworn in by my stenographer before we proceed… I got ONLY HOT seven thousand question all related to my mothers care, torture, abuse, and your foolish claims that ya’ll is above the LAW… And.. Because your stalker g-fags bitch pitched me Jury trial fuh daily, I decided to make your trial by Jury… Unlimited amount — way beyond $ 35K… Hey, I betchuh you ain’t gonnuh recognize me in my suit! But, I’ll see you way before Court…. Your DEPOSITIONS will be first.. What? Augh, the PROBATE CASE? That’s ongoing… Augh yeah… This is the second of bout half dozen… What? Yeah, I’m a multi tasker, can litiGATE 777 cases SINGLE HANDEDLY! Law degree? Don’t know I needed one BITCH! You gottuh gimme the MEMO, that’s how I know FOR SURE, that it’s impossible — cause a stalker agent g-fag, stalker agent g-cunt, or their citizen accomplices after the fact, said so! Serve you LATER! No? See, your g-fag “agents” made a huge mistake when they one day, took me into their back office inside a FEDERAL FUCKIN BUILDING at (REDACTED), and they told me POINT BLANK, that WHEREVER I GO, in USA, they will stalk me EVERY SINGLE DAY — FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE; “AND EVERYONE I EVER LOVE….” THEY WEREN’T LYING… They started by killing all my dogs…. So, since they weaponized LAW, I having PHOTOGRAPHIC FUCKIN MEMORY, MEMORIZED ALL OF IT… And I’m keeping tabs, and it’s gonnuh cost all of them soo much… Lemme illustrate my tab… List of my growing causes of action, expanded weekly… (This in California in regards to this legal matter, I do not comment on ongoing court cases I commence…) 1. Violation of Health & Safety Code § 7100 and 16 CCR § 1221(a)….. Bad luck bitches, I know the law as good as ANY SEASONED PROSECUTOR, BITH STATE AND FEDERAL — MULTIPLE STATES STATUTES MEMORIZED!) 2. Intentional Interference with Quasi-Property Right in Human Remains.. 3. Negligence.. 4. Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress… 5. Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress… 6. Unfair Competition (Bus. & Prof. Code § 17200)… 7. Expanded DAILY…. And now I will reveal why I usually also add 20 + fucked unknown John Doe’s — in any lawsuit where there are multiple agent g-fag pawns and cunts… I’m not here to negotiate, there is no negotiation in my legal SPEAR PROCEEDINGS… I’m only into LEVERAGE, and savage in my legal maneuvers.. My Complaints most of the time include the standard language “DOES 1 through 20, inclusive,” etc… Why is that? That language is protective… NOT SUBJECTIVE to defendants high priced attorneys I will maul like a junkyard dog! It allows me to later amend any of my Complaints and name additional defendants (for example, individual managers, employees, or related entities, g-fag agents, etc…) if my discovery phase I prove and show they were involved — without me having to start a whole new lawsuit and be a legal filing SCHMUCK! Dig? After I serve a subpoena on a California case all the way in some other fuckin shit state, by getting my California Subpoena copied basically, and issuing yet another in any such other State, what I being a consummate God of mobile software development ‘am after — as I LEAD and TRIP subjects I depose for several hours of need be, enuf to gather evidence to subpoena even their relevant mobile device data, which I can easily weaponize to shove a Perjury charge up their ass! Once bastards who have actionable intel I am after are sworn in, I’ll dissect them like a fuckin lad rat even before court, during deposition proceedings… Their mistake is that they thought with their target subject dead, they won… I’m after WITNESSES, and if they lie, I use their communication records, emails, and (REDACTED) to CATCH THEM perjuring themselves after which, Case hop a $LAM DUNK! So, where did these utterly corrupt g-fags who don’t abide by their own laws — make a mistake with me? Well, they could not have possibly known that am (REDACTED) of the guys who helped (REDACTED) Agents establish and keep their assumed cover during get one thing wrong, you die operations, in the field — overseas…. Had they known it? Aside from my stellar record which to this day nobody can top, they’d have known absolutely nothing they do would yield any results… I mean, even death ain’t shit to me and I was on the brink many times and even when doctors said no way he could recover from physical wounds, I told them all to go back to Medical School and walked out a week later, every time… But now, I’m here to sing all their fuckin wallets — right where it hurts, and will be doing this AGAIN AND AGAIN, and AGAIN! If they read my (REDACTED) files, it would have been clear that I am into wars that NEVER END….. And that stated; “This never ends!” You can flash a fuckin peace sign to me, and every time you do, I’ll break your fuckin fingers! lol! Now they flipped the script and been trying to hire me, lol… Gonnuh assfuck em fuh that as well… I’m a MITHER-FUCK ALL YOUR G-FAG JOB $LOB HOURLY BITCH OFFERS, DEMANDS, etc… But what if g-fags of USA, demanded you join em and you wanted to go litigious? Reply in following manner, by registering for a free account right here on this site Inown, and post the following; PUBLIC NOTICE OF DECLINATION, DEMAND TO CEASE AND DESIST, AND RESERVATION OF ALL RIGHTS To: Any and all, domestic and foreign state, agency, instrumentality, official, agent, surrogate, or person acting in concert therewith whose interests are either adverse or to the benefit of United States. (Include my “RE;”if emailing their stupid g-fag and cunt agent asses..) Re: Unsolicited hourly employment offers, demands, and pitches. This notice constitutes a formal response to all government agent unsolicited offers, demands, and pitches for hourly employment, however styled, transmitted by you or on your behalf by any third party. The undersigned does not recognize any lawful authority, legitimate purpose, or valid consideration in such communications. 1. Declination. All such offers, demands, and pitches are hereby declined in their entirety. Each purported offer is rejected as void ab initio and without legal effect. No meeting of the minds has occurred. No employment, agency, fiduciary, contractual, or quasi-contractual relationship exists or will arise from any silence, inaction, or subsequent communication by the undersigned. This declination is not a counteroffer. (Clarification that it is not a counteroffer cause g-fag agents of USA are stupid cunts and fucks!) 2. Characterization of Communications. The undersigned characterizes the described communications as unwelcome, unsolicited, valueless, and without lawful basis. Any assertion that the undersigned has accepted, agreed to, or entered into any arrangement with you is expressly denied. 3. Demand to Cease and Desist. You are hereby directed to immediately and permanently cease and desist from all further communications, including but not limited to offers, demands, pitches, solicitations, recruitment attempts, follow-up inquiries, threats, and any other contact by telephone, electronic mail, text message, postal mail, third-party intermediary, or any other medium. No response to this notice is required or desired. Any response other than written confirmation of permanent cessation will be treated as a continuing act of harassment. 4. Legal Consequences of Continued Contact. Continued communications will constitute harassment and intentional intrusion upon the undersigned’s seclusion. Each further communication will be treated as a separate unlawful act. The undersigned may initiate civil litigation in a court of competent jurisdiction without further notice. Claims may include, without limitation: a. intrusion upon seclusion and invasion of privacy; b. intentional infliction of emotional distress; c. tortious interference with prospective economic advantage; d. violations of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act, 47 U.S.C. § 227; e. violations of the Controlling the Assault of Non-Solicited Pornography and Marketing Act, 15 U.S.C. § 7701 et seq.; f. violations of applicable state anti-harassment and anti-stalking statutes; g. violations of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, 22 U.S.C. § 611 et seq., where applicable; and (In case g-fags not of USA?) h. violations of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, 18 U.S.C. § 1030, where applicable. Relief sought will include temporary, preliminary, and permanent injunctive relief; actual damages; statutory damages; treble damages where authorized; punitive damages; and recovery of attorney’s fees and costs.(You can hire a stupid fuck lawyer or file Pro Se…) 5. Preservation of Evidence. The undersigned is preserving all electronic and physical evidence of all communications. No further preservation demand is required. (YOU MUST BE A TEDIOUS EVIDENCE PRESERVER, DOCUMENT EVEN THEIR VEHICLE PLATES, dates, locations, personnel, all of it!) 6. Reservation of Rights. This notice is made without prejudice and does not waive any right, claim, defense, or remedy, all of which are expressly reserved. Dated: Right ABOVE your name — RIGHT HERE… By: YOUR NAME DOUCHE — HERE! NOW GO SUE THEM AND GET PAID! Stateless Warrior LASD Public Hearing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fV3ySuodcgw&ra=m LASD Sherriff Deposition https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GMgERbHhIik&ra=m LASD Compton Executioners Shotcaller PD Gang Member https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kAycYBf1eSw&pp=ugUEEgJlbg%3D%3D&ra=m How LASD Gangs Became POWERFUL https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DIkfF62vzPI&pp=ugUEEgJlbg%3D%3D&ra=m ]]> Mon, 17 Aug 2026 03:25:06 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1337/stalker-food-obsession-explained/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1196/trump-brady-bunch-show/
Trump Brady Bunch Show: A very special episode of pure, “Unhinged Degradation” for all members of American Nation! In the shittiest house on Wisteria Lane, where the laugh track is just Russian bots clapping and the set is made of gold spray paint over cardboard, I the founder and CEO of MyVideoTime.com present Trump Brady Bunch Show – the wholesome 1970’s sitcom reimagined by me as a clown car full of grifters, sycophants, and one orange reality-TV tumor that somehow got reelected…. So mellow get right down to it cause I’m sure ya’ll is busy and have lives to live — unlike this MAGA Cancer spreading in all vital organs of federal American government… Mike Brady is Donald Trump 2.0. Same helmet hair, except Mike’s was brown and dignified. Trump’s is the color of a Cheeto that lost a fight with a tanning bed and a Sharpie. Mike built things…. Trump builds nothing but debt and he spent his entire life building debt so he doesn’t have to pay any taxes and can live in leap of gold plated luxury, walls that Mexico didn’t pay for, and an ego the size of his diaper-dependent ass! Every episode Mike would calmly solve a minor family problem with architect wisdom. Trump solves problems by posting “FAKE NEWS!” while shitting his pants and demanding the nuclear codes so he can nuke a hurricane! Mike loved his blended family… Trump loves his blended family and worth a mention that each of his bastards was shit out by a different Ho, Ho, Ho, WHORES…. He’s the dad who promises ice cream then sells the truck to fund another golf weekend at his own failing resort…. “Kids, the check is in the mail… just like my bone spurs during Vietnam.” Classic Mike. Carol Brady is Melania when she’s forced to smile for the cameras, but mostly it’s Jew-whore Ivanka trying to play the elegant stepmom while quietly googling “countries with no extradition.” Carol was graceful…. These two look like they’ve been Botoxed into permanent hostage videos! Carol baked cookies…. Ivanka sells $10,000 bibles with gold edges and her dad’s mugshot on the back…. Every time Carol said “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia,” Ivanka hears “Jared, Jared, Jared” and seethes because the real favorite is whichever kid hasn’t betrayed him on TV this week…. Hard to keep family shit in order when all been shit out by PAID whore cunts like Melania… Alice the housekeeper is Elon Clown Musk…. The guy who’s supposed to keep the house running but instead snorts ketamine, posts rocket memes at 3 a.m., and accidentally fires half the staff while posting on platform “X” about free speech…. Alice was competent and lovable... Elon is a walking South African Reddit mod who bought Twitter to own the libs and ended up owning a $40 billion meme stock that tweets like a schizophrenic! He’s the “housekeeper” who shows up in a Cybertruck that costs more than the entire Brady house, promises to fix the leaky roof with neural implants, then accidentally launches the roof into orbit while calling it “progress.” Elon walks around calling everyone “pedophiles” while his own platform is a Nazi bar with blue checks! In this episode Alice tries to make dinner and Elon turns the oven into a flamethrower “for efficiency,” burning down the kitchen and tweeting “This is why we need Mars!” Cruel? The man has more children than brain cells that still work and them brats are going to finish sending American to Hell, which is where their daddy left off — while one of his sons is in West Hollywood conducting thermal dermal elasticity tests of male genitalia in his mouth and playing spermjaculation — again and again — while bent over like a hooker in Nevada’s We Dover trying to get pregnant to please his Papa and be the first to bring him grandchildren but absent the Uterus his plan B is to trade Daddy’s Rocketfuel for fresh Nigerian lads after he has them sandblasted to please Papa’s racist outlook on humanity! Total bitch and still waiting for his first menstrual cycle by the way, Elsa elusive as his Papa’s MARS illusions.. Greg Brady, the cool oldest son with the groovy guitar, is J.D. Vance (retarded edition)…. Greg had potential. J.D. wrote Hillbilly Elegy, then immediately deep-throated Trump’s wrinkled balls so hard his eyes changed color! Greg sang “Ditty Wah Ditty.” J.D. says “cat ladies” and “childless cat ladies” like a guy who just discovered Reddit’s incel forums in 2016…. Every time Greg matured, J.D. regresses further into whatever Appalachian cosplay the focus groups want. He’s the guy who went from “Trump is America’s Hitler” to “I’m gonna lick Hitler’s boots clean, sir.” Retarded Vance tries to grow the beard to look wise but just looks like a hillbilly who lost a fight with a hedge trimmer! Greg got the girls. J.D. gets couch memes and the undying hatred of every woman under 50 — auch! Vance is the living prof that a redneck can get a Law Degree and still be the dumbest cracker ever born! Marcia Brady is Marco Rubio – Trump’s personal cock-munching lapdog… Marcia was the pretty, popular one. Marco is the human embodiment of a wet paper towel that grew a mustache and learned to say “Mr. President” while on his knees… Little Marco…. Every time Marcia got a pimple it was a national crisis. Marco gets a spine for five seconds, Trump calls him “Little Marco,” and suddenly Marco is crying in Spanish on the Senate floor offering to shine Trump’s shoes with his tongue… Homie has NO PRIDE! He’s the ultimate flip-flopper: one day “Trump is a con man,” next day “How deep, sir?” The man has the political courage of a soggy crouton…. Peter Brady is RFK Jr. – the middle child who went full tinfoil. Peter had the voice change… RFK has brain worms that tell him vaccines cause autism and that he should be running Health and Human Services. Peter’s famous line: “Oh, my nose!” RFK’s famous line: “I’m not anti-vax, I just think WiFi is turning kids into homosexuals and chemicals are making the frogs gay.” He’s the guy who shows up to the Brady picnic with a dead bear in the trunk and a conspiracy theory about who really killed Uncle Sam. Jan Brady is Tulsi Gabbard. “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” energy but make it Hindu and suspiciously pro-Assad. Jan was jealous and overlooked. Tulsi is overlooked because she keeps defending dictators while wearing those creepy thousand-yard-stare eyes. She’s the one who shows up to every cabinet meeting with a garland of flowers and a PowerPoint about how the real threat is the “deep state warmongers” while somehow forgetting she was a Democrat until five minutes ago…. Bobby Brady is passe’ Matt Gaetz – the youngest, dumbest, horniest one — which got him booted! Bobby wanted to be cool. Gaetz wants to be cool while allegedly fucking teenagers and snorting lines off a hooker’s ass in the House chamber bathroom. Bobby had the frog in his pocket. Gaetz has the underage girls in the group chat. Every episode ends with Bobby learning a lesson. Gaetz learns nothing and posts more thirst traps…. Cindy Brady is Kristi Noem with the pigtails and the “My little pony” voice while she’s busy shooting dogs in the face and writing about it like a psychopath. Cindy was adorable. Kristi is what happens when you give a beauty queen a gun and a book deal. “Cindy wants to be a big girl” becomes “Kristi wants to execute puppies on camera for the ‘tough’ vote.” And she was the bitch until it was discovered that she is married to one, and there was no room for two bitches on this redneck fuckers show! The rest of Trump’s orbit are the random one-off characters who showed up for one episode and never recovered: Lindsey Graham is the creepy neighbor who keeps changing positions faster than a weathervane in a tornado. One week “Trump is finished,” next week “Let’s bomb Iran together, bestie.” Steve Bannon is the warlock who lives in the basement and smells like expired kombucha and treason. Kash Patel and Tucker Carlson are the two idiots who showed up as “the new neighbors” and immediately started a cult. Laura Loomer is the crazy cousin who thinks everything is a false flag and once tried to glue herself to a plane…. Every episode ends the same way: Mike Trump stands in the living room, orange face glowing under the bad lighting, and delivers a moral lesson: “Kids, family is everything… as long as they don’t rat me out to the feds. Now let’s go win bigly, folks. The best winning. Tremendous winning. And by the way, Elon, your rocket looks like a giant metal dick – which is appropriate because that’s what you are.” The laugh track explodes…. The audience (all boomers and terminally online weirdos) cheers. Alice Musk fires another rocket full of Grok memes into the sun. J.D. Vance nods so hard his couch creaks. Marco sucks harder. And somewhere in the background, the real America wonders how the fuck this became our national sitcom… Fade out on Trump waddling off to bed, yelling “Nobody’s ever done it better!” while Melania contemplates divorce in Slovenian and the entire house of cards wobbles on the edge of the next inevitable disaster…. The Trump Bunch – brought to you by gold sneakers, $399 Bibles, and pure distilled copium…. Stay tuned for next episode: “The One Where They All Get Subpoenaed, after Democrats are back in power and hold Trump Clowns responsible for their actions…” Hey, any one of you “American Stalk Prone Enemy-Fuckheads” wannuh be next cast members of your federal g-fag cocksucker and cunts show? Judging by how many little brats ya’ll parading around, next gen of American “Qwacking Ducks” will be forthcoming! Stay Groovy! Stateless Warrior ]]> Sun, 17 May 2026 16:03:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1196/trump-brady-bunch-show/