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America Under Smoke Annaillation

Sat, 18 Jul 2026 00:26:03 CDT

(Why do I MOCK the sitting President of United States of America? Because he has ordered targeting of indigenous persons who risked all to make something of their lives in United States — only to be welcomed by Gestapo using chemical agents to welcome them… If I agreed that to be the right actionable course with the World’s Poor then the very first thing I would do is make an appointment with a Shrink to see why my screws are loose? INSTEAD; my actionable course was to DELAY launch of my platforms until I had full system in place so I can from day one, donate portions of absolutely all profits to build medical clinics and schools in Guatemala, other central and South American countries, and the rest of the World… I am NOT affiliated with ICE, NOT a part of FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, never was and will never be! SicarioAi will absolutely never be allowed to become a federal governments tool of oppression, quite the contrary; “I engineered it from scratch, to keep you SAFE from Gestapo tactics in all the 180 countries my BestieMobile.com will operate in… And lastly, just to clarify my position on governance; Governmentnis necessary but it need not be evil. Statue of Liberty I climbed twice before it was closed off to the public, and each of the 350 steps represents STEPS brave migrants TAKE to arrive to America’s shores in pursuit of Liberty and Freedom. They are TERRORISTS Trump made them out to be… I use to work at World Trade Center (WTC fuh’ short…) 1, 2, 5, and 7… It was a yuge complex, not jus two buildings most people confuse it with… As a matter of fact, Secret Service use to keep the BEAST (Their presidential limo…) parked deep in the labyrinth of basements and you needed to know this like the back of your hand to navigate there like I did.. I knew lotsuh people who died on 9/11, and no Mexican migrant, Central American, nor South American had anything to do with it… Mislabeling non-terrorists as bona fide TERRORISTS is a huge COSTLY MISTAKE cause it allows ACTIONABLE THREATS to formalize right under your radar! And terrorists strike only to TERRORIZE, not to be underpaid laborers! Super proud that I will be able to sponsor opening of dental clinics in particular, throughout Central America not just Huatemala as I completely bypass dumb as a Kite FEDERAL USA RODENT RATS, and continuously procure supplies directly from Asia… That has all been engineered by me, and next is precursors to manufacture generic drugs in Guatemala, to donate to the World. If American citizens are sick and I can provision them life saving meds, would I say no? “ Quite the contrary, all will be served despite federal Gestapo tactics cause I don’t leave anyone behind…” Look for my upcoming FAMILY OF PLATFORMS one of which is actually a Medical Diagnosis app with FREE CHECKUPS in 140+ languages anywhere in Earth! HIPPA compliant in USA and I guarantee that none of your medical data will ever be sold, rented, or disclosed to anyone to train their Ai models. What, you want to know what I will. IT be doing? Augh — THAT…. Running away to Argentina while weaponizing Catholic Theology framing myself as the victim of “Government Antichrist” like Billionaire cocksucker Peter Thiel who RAN AWAY from California LIKE A LITTLE BITCH — while riding his dildo and playing government stringent regulatory victim while trying to hide his billions amassed in the heart of Silicon Valley! I say “Good Riddance BITCH!” Let’s celebrate this joyous event folks cause the biggest blood sucking parasite just left California and now, we can get back to the biz of engineering cutting edge tech which is actually one step beyond Ai and is actually superior to it, but I will abstain from revealing ultimate solution that can pulverize even the most cutting edge Ai which is actually INFERIOR to it because it elevates your >REDacted< (My proprietary engineered from scratch tech stack Top to Bottom Chef to Cook!) way above it… yottabyte by 2030, traditional data storage technologies are struggling to keep pace with exponential growth demands. Enter DNA storage—a revolutionary approach that promises to transform data centers from sprawling, energy-intensive facilities into compact, sustainable biological archives that could store the world's entire digital heritage in the space of a few rooms. Right NOW (at time of this nano post of mine…) global data centers consume between 300–415 + terawatt-hours (TWh) of electricity and this represents roughly 2–3% of total global electricity consumption but will to reach 945 TWh by 2030—up to 3–4% of total global demand, driven especially by AI workloads and cloud infrastructure expansion meaning there will be lotsuh powuh outrages throughout USA cause their electric grid is as saggy and old as Donald Trump’s behind… So the best path for humanity that will work in the next one thousand years is to reengineer DATA STORAGE and guess what Einstein? If you engineer this correctly which is doable once you know the path forward, it makes absolutely all Elon’s Soace Data Centers and Earth’s combined, totally obsolete because it is so to speak, that advanced and as such, Alien Tech without any aliens, lol! Right now, at time of this post Data gen’d for all of humanity (Entire Earth…) is at 200 + zettabytes by 2025 and within jus’ another four years very possibly a yottabyte, and where Data Center engineers went wrong is to milk the grid to juice their data centers stead of reengineering data STORAGE with hyper advanced system which lasts no less than one THOUSAND years and if you’re as dumb as a kite, that’s okay; “I welcome math and physics idiots here,” in bout a hundred New Orleans will be fully submerged under water, while NYC in bout 500 — due to subsidence and rising Sea levels. I disagree with absolutely all Data Center engineers cause they are throwing money away… You want entire World’s Data to fit inside a Pizza Pie Box! Your engineering sucks so bad, even Aliens would be laughing their green asses off! I thought you idiots canemout of Harvard and Yale smarter, and yet here ya’ll is way dumber! As a matter of MATHEMATICAL AMD PHYSICS FACT” The State of California can reinvent itself as an early adopter of this Hyper-Advanced Data Storage tech because it is as Green as Cabbage, requires ZERO COOLING, ZERO ELECTRICITY, and will never go extinct — like the Floopy Disk did and the way today’s Data Centers will… “What would you say, if I told you that there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IMPOSSIBLE to engineer?” Will I reveal how? Well, I am engineering the first prototype and NO ELECTRICITY NOR COOLING is required… Will make it available as a SaaS, my usual Platform launch approach… I’m laughing my ass off at their “Data Soon Obsolete Centers,” cause I’m a D’SOC ‘em! The only thing I dunno? Which nation is dumbest in Data Storage engineering, USA, China, Russia, Germany, U.K., ENDLESS LIST OF ENGINEERING IDIOTS! Muh? All content posted on this site by users will have a retention period of no less than “1000” years and of all Corporations in existence today, mine is going to have a shelf life beyond 1000 years… No services to any governments in any Country, see Jeff Bozo’s AmaZONE and go fuck yourselves along with him! https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/ USA G-FAGGOTS ARE OUT! Whoops, “ZERO G-FAG LOVE ZONE!” And even muh? Wit my first gen smartglasses you will be able to retrieve decades of your stored data but smart glasses will be coming as smart contact lenses in the future as I progress my R & D and expand my eyewear.. I will reveal the fact that my >>>Smart Glasses will https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1174/bestie-vision-smart-glasses/ have a very short shelf life because they will be replaced with my smart contacts which will be capable of energy harvesting (So for example; biofuel cells from tears, blink-activated nanogenerators, solar cells) and ultra-thin solid-state batteries that are safe to human eye tissue which is very soft in humans, flexible, and leak-proof… My hybrid systems which combine both I think are most promising… MySmart Contacts” will also have sensors & biosensors which will act as "brains" for monitoring users health so they will track intraocular pressure (IOP) for glaucoma, glucose in tears for diabetes, and other biomarkers like lactate or pH…. My prototype smart lenses which I am already engineering will be comfortable and safe for long-term wear and my key materials will include advanced hydrogels, silicone hydrogel, and nanomaterials like graphene and MXene for flexibility and conductivity but I will abstain from revealing my key features so a very exciting product lineup from my startups and no slouch in bioengineering either as I converge IT with my engineered from scratch biotech… “When engineering, what you need to do is to go out with the “old,” and in with the “new,” and you never go for a thousand times better because it has a terrible shelf life, so what you do instead is go for a “thousand years!” One example is that in order to reengineer human transportation, you take their number one mode of transport and engineer a flying car. But to do that, the wheels have to go because they serve no function when vehicle is airborne but unless you as an engineer know where it is you want to get with your creation, you will never get there! So the key to great cutting edge long lasting engineering is actually YOUR VISION because without it, even the greatest most powerful nations on Earth will perish because it is the “key” that unlocks all futuristic potential doors — without any exception… Don’t tell dumb brats trying to colonize Space, and yes they’re even too stupid to pull that rather simple task successfully off with near zero human mortalities in the process..) On with this satire post…. Finally, these American enemy sniveling, power-drunk g-fags and dried-up cunts who are infesting Washington D.S. (yes, D.S., because this shithole sucks more dick than a glory-hole convention), are getting their American G-fag lungs taped raw, and getting a taste of their own snake vomit cause no government fags and cunts on Earth — and their mother fuckednirganized Stallone pussy citizen whores, deploy more weaponized agents in aerosol form to target lungs if anyone who refuses to bow to their Nazi Fourth American Reich will! The Canadian wildfires didn’t send a polite little haze. They sent a thick, throbbing, particulate-packed Canadian smoke cock all the way from Quebec and Ontario to assfuck the entire swamp elite and then rape their g-faghot lungs like they owed Mother Nature money! This isn’t “poor air quality.” This is nature’s brutal, no-lube gangbang of the most arrogant, incompetent, virtue-signaling American enemy g-faggot and cunt fucks on the planet… Real news, real reports, real humiliation — just like the “Metropolitan Washington Council of Governments” documented in 2023 — and again right now in July 2026: “Code Purple” air quality alerts for the first time ever from fine particle pollution. “Very unhealthy for ALL.” That’s not “sensitive groups.” That’s you, Senator Cuntmuffin, wheezing in your taxpayer-funded office while “PM2.5” particles rape your alveoli and turn your bronchial tubes into a burning war zone! The same alerts that canceled school recess, shut their American g-fag National Zoo, postponed Nationals games, and delayed flights at Reagan National because their American enemy Nazi sky looked like the inside of a Canadian lumberjack’s ashtray after a three-day bender! Their AmeriKan EPA fags — those limp-dicked, regulation-obsessed pussies who spend their days measuring cow farts and fining factories while actual disasters roll in — issued their pathetic little warnings: “Stay indoors! Limit outdoor activities!” Wow, groundbreaking I say… These are their same American g-fag EPA cunts who want to “exceptional event” the data so their precious air-quality stats don’t look like the shitshow they are… They “support communities” by declaring the smoke a natural event while the wind laughs and keeps raping their American g-faghot and cunt capital. In 2023 they watched 20 unhealthy air days pile up thanks to Canadian smoke and did jack shit but tweet on former Tweetuh… Now in 2026 it’s happening again and their response is the same limp-wristed circle-jerk: alerts, masks, and more fucking meetings. Their g-fag lungs are getting violated and their AmeriKan enemy EPA is still worried about pronouns in the next grant application…. But their American g-fag FEMA cunts, the disaster drag queens of their federal Nazi Gestapo government, are even more useless…. Supposed to handle emergencies? When the emergency is invisible smoke particles systematically raping every respiratory system in the DMV, these bitches hide behind “we are monitoring the situation” tweets and diversity hiring quotas. They’ve botched hurricanes (Remember Katrina?), floods, and now they can’t even handle a slow-motion lung-rape from the north…. While real people choke, FEMA g-fags probably updated their internal memo on “inclusive emergency communication” and left the rest of us to wheeze like we just got assfucked by a forest fire without consent…. The White House G-fags take the cake though…. In 2023 the smoke was so thick and rapey that they had to postpone their historic Pride event on the South Lawn — the biggest LGBTQ+ celebration in White House history, canceled because “Code Purple” made the air too toxic for glitter, rainbows, and performative queerness. The smoke didn’t care about their protected classes or their g-fag allyship. It just rolled in, violated the lungs of everyone on the guest list, and turned their g-fag South Lawn into a coughing, wheezing, post-apocalyptic gay bar! Schools out, zoo closed, monuments disappearing into the haze. The same administration that sent over 600 firefighters and equipment to Canada to help their Canadian cocksucker cracker-cracker neighbors while their own capital got its lungs raped and its ass blasted! “We’re monitoring,” said the press secretary…. Monitoring the rape in real time… Classic American G-fag leadership…. And now their old FATCO President himself — Donald Trump, that bloated, orange, fast-food-inhaling gasbag with the golden toilet and the attention span of a goldfish on crystal meth is crying smoke war! Whether he was in office before or sitting his fat ass in the Oval in 2026, the script writes itself again and again…. “This smoke is a HOAX! The radical left and their Canadian buddies are pumping it in to make me look bad!” Or blaming windmills, or China, or whatever the fuck! Meanwhile his own July 4, 2026 Freedom 250 fireworks spectacle — “the largest in history,” 850,000 pyrotechnics — pumped even more unhealthy particulate matter into the already raped DC air, pushing AQI into the red for hours afterward! The FATCO’s big, beautiful booms added extra lung violation on top of the Canadian smoke. Nothing says America First like shitting more pollution on their own capital while their elites choke and they blame everyone else from their Presidential golf cart… The cruelty is the comedy… These are the same American fags and cunts who spend every waking hour regulating, lecturing, virtue-signaling, and expanding government into every crevice of American life — but they can’t stop a bunch of trees burning in Canada…. They can’t stop the wind…. They can’t stop fine particles from slipping past every defense and raping lungs like it’s personal! Their EPA fags who love their green deals and EV mandates get exposed as powerless against simple actual nature. Their FEMA cunts who mismanage every real disaster stand there with their limp American g-fag dicks in their hands. Their White House G-fags who postponed Pride because the smoke turned their rainbow into a coughing fit look like the clowns they are. And the old FATCO President? He can post on his “Lies Social Network,” golf, and set off the biggest fireworks show on Earth, but the smoke still comes, still rapes, still exposes every layer of hot air and incompetence… Imagine the scenes, you sick American tunnel vision Ed Trump cocksucking fuckerz… Chuck Schumer mid-filibuster, suddenly hacking up a lungful of Quebec ash like the smoke personally decided to throat-fuck him for every word of bullshit. AOC blaming capitalism while her eyes water and her Boriqua tetas from particles raping her respiratory tract... White House g-fag staffers in their filtered offices suddenly realizing their g-fag HVAC can’t save them from nature’s dick…. The entire D.C., swamp reduced to ordinary people clutching inhalers, canceling meetings, and wheezing the national anthem while the rest of their country laughs from “behind N95’s!” This is what happens when arrogant government fags and cunts think they control everything. The smoke doesn’t negotiate…. It doesn’t file g-fag paperwork... It doesn’t give a shit about their g-fag titles, their parties, their climate speeches, or their FATCO bluster. It just drifts south on the wind and assfucks the powerful while the peasants watch and point and laugh their asses off again and again! Meanwhile, this Canadian smoke is still out there, still raping g-fag enemy stalker agent lungs, still blasting their filthy asses, and still laughing at every single one of you. Code Purple forever, you mother fucker American enemy g-fag cunts, Breathe bitches; “and pack it into your bloodstream again and again!” You American stalker agent faghots and cunts lungs are getting whatchuh deserved, and this is a rather nice preview of what your first upcoming nuking will be delivering — as the wind will create a downwind "plume" of contamination and the distance this plume travels will range from a few miles for heavy debris, to thousands of miles for microscopic particles dispersed globally over years and the issue ya’ll will have is that these small radioactive particles become respirable (under 5–10 micrometers), bypassing your nasal cavity (and your rectum…) and your American g-fag organized agent collaborator cocksucker throats to lodge deep in your alveoli (your assfucked air sacs) and will turn your lungs into a “self-contained radiation source” (Again and again concept — again and AGAIN, lol!) maximizing biological damage while minimizing American organized stalker bodies ability to heal or expel them... Yo American fuckheads, stalk up on iodine you walking dead ho, ho, ho, WHORES! Whoops, I jus’ got a YUGE BONER for organized American enemy stalker corpses and look forward to them choking to death — again and again! #LFAO What if you never stalked me nor anyone? Than this post is NOT directed at’chuh and you’z not on my $HIT-LI$T! Stateless Warrior

FBI G-Fag Wants Dick

Wed, 15 Jul 2026 21:31:04 CDT

UNOFFICIAL SJPD DISPATCH LOG // BAY AREA LING-TERM SPECIAL COVERT OPERATIONS; Que Paso Ese? Well, D.C., Agent Stalker fags from this video linked here, are https://www.myvideotime.com/video/203/american-government-fags-buttfucking-in-the-room-where-they-had-9-11-hearing/ back fuh’ more dick! And, if I were a total DICK, I’d zap vid’s of g-stalker fags and then who collaborat’n and if they’z “STRAIGHT” portray them as GAY look’n fuh’ “muh DICK,” and because produc’n content like dat criss-cross statutes from State to Fed, any and all Agent footage is Coincidental of course, but the shit I dumped by ATM five mins ago is real, Aaight?  “Agent Brandon” 10-8 and Horny: All Units Respond for Swallow & Fuck Operations Satire Blog by your favorite scanner gremlin, 7:10 PM PDT, July 15, 2026 Fellow 408 residents, lock your doors, charge your radios, and buckle up for the most unhinged police scanner moment since the last time someone keyed up asking for In-N-Out directions during rush hour! A subject identifying as Brandon (phonetic: Boy-Robert-Adam-Nora-David-Ocean-Nora) has turned the AmeriKan official San Jose Police Department frequency into his personal Grindr dispatch. He is 10-8 (in service — ahem!), 10-20 somewhere in the greater Bay Area, and explicitly requesting a boyfriend who will let him swallow and get fucked! This is not a drill! Fuck nope! This is not a test either! This is Code 3 levels of G-fag Agent stalker thirst! OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT – SJPD RADIO TRAFFIC (REDACTED FOR YOUR PROTECTION… ILLEGAL TO LAUGH!) DISPATCH: All units, Code 3 response.. I repeat, Code 3! We have a 10-66 suspicious person, male, 30’s, name Brandon. Phonetic “Boy-Robert-Adam-Nora-David-Ocean-Nora.” Last known 10-20 near the old Winchester Mystery House parking lot… or possibly circling the 280 like a shark that just discovered poppers. Subject is requesting immediate 10-8 boyfriend unit for swallow and get fucked —10-4? UNIT 69 (already giggling): Dispatch, 10-4! En route Code 3, lights, siren, and a fresh bottle of lube I keep in the glovebox for… emergencies… Subject sounds 10-51 (intoxicated) but with lust instead of booze. Requesting backup for possible 10-96 high-risk pedestrian stop…. He said “get fucked” like it’s a 10-33 silent alarm on his prostate…. Confirm the swallow part? DISPATCH: Affirmative, Unit 69. 10-4 on swallow! He wants to swallow! Full sentence: “I just want a boyfriend who will let me swallow and get fucked in the Bay Area.” All units advise status — are you 10-7 personal or 10-8 and available for this… assignment? UNIT 51 (stuck in 101 traffic): 10-9, say again? I’m 10-6 (busy) behind a Tesla doing 45 in the fast lane…. But if this is a real 10-4 on the swallow-and-fuck detail, I’m 10-8FU — follow-up available. 10-20 update on subject? DISPATCH: Subject has moved….. New 10-20: somewhere between a Whole Foods and a bathhouse that definitely doesn’t exist. He’s now 10-23 (standing by) with one hand on his phone and the other… well, we’re not going to say on the radio. He’s requesting Code 5 stakeout if the first guy flakes. Also asked if any units are 10-8 and “boyfriend material but will still rail me stupid.” UNIT 69: Dispatch, 10-97 on scene…. Subject is 10-8, clean, cute, and giving strong “I will call you daddy but also want to be railed into next Tuesday” energy. He just handed me a note that says “swallow and get fucked — boyfriend edition.” I’m 10-4 on the request. Do we have a 10-15 (prisoner in custody) situation or is this mutual aid? DISPATCH: Negative on custody! This is consensual 10-69… I mean, 10-4 operations. Multiple units now circling. We have a 10-70 (prowler) situation but the good kind…. Subject is 10-36 (confidential info): “Any tops in the 408? Must be down to let me swallow every drop and fuck me like you mean it. Bonus if you bring snacks after.” UNIT 51 (finally arriving): 10-97. Subject looks 10-4 and ready. He’s asking if we can skip the coffee and go straight to the part where he gets fucked and then swallows. I advised him this is still technically a police frequency. He said “10-22 cancel that, just send the hot one with the handcuffs.” We are now in Code 5 stakeout mode. Send more units. This might take all night. DISPATCH (sounding exhausted but amused): All units, 10-4. We have multiple 10-8 volunteers. Subject Brandon reports he is 10-4 on finding a match. Possible 10-80 (explosion) of passion imminent…. UNIT 69: Dispatch, 10-98 — assignment complete. Subject is satisfied. Repeat: swallow and get fucked achieved. He says thank you to SJPD for the excellent response time and would like to note that the Bay Area really does have the best… public servants. DISPATCH: Copy that. Logging as mutual aid provided. Subject no longer 10-66. All units Code 4 — no further assistance needed. Or… Code 5 if round two is requested. Stay safe, use protection, and remember: if you hear “10-4” tonight, it might just be Brandon saying “roger that, daddy.” FINAL DISPOSITION 10-4 — Agent code named “Brandon” got what he wanted. 10-98 — Assignment complete. 10-7B personal for the rest of the shift because some of you animals are nasty. There you have it, Bay Area…. The next time you’re stuck in traffic on the 101 and hear “Code 3” and “10-96 high risk,” just know it might be Agent “Brandon” finally living his best swallow and get fucked life with a very helpful SJPD unit. What’s your best 10-code pickup line? Drop it in the comments…. Mine is “10-4 on that ass, 10-20 on your place?” Stay horny, stay safe, and for the love of all that is holy… 10-22 this frequency for actual emergencies. So next time you see FBI Agent fags, and they are scoping out your PACKAGE, before you cast judgment on them, understand they D I FAGS have psycho sexual needs and are following in tradition their G-fag Edgar J. Hoover gifted them by having them suck his dick and swallowing his loads! FBI Agent data reveals that they view themselves as women trapped in men’s bodies so if they are natural born bitches, I say let ‘em swallow — again and AGAIN! Even their current FBI Director LAPDOG “Koosh — I mean Kosh Patel” CAME with Donald Trump’s balls in his mouth! Yeah folks, don’t instigate shit wit’ the Bureau of Federal Agent Fags of duh’ FBI but let ‘em assfuck and enjoy their FBI-Ride! As a matter of fact, if you glance COVERTLY — at AmeriKan President Trump’s PERSONAL PACKAGE, you will notice that there is no balls! None! And then if you give his Slovenian White Tramp a close up ORAL CAVITY INSPECTION, you will realize that the package has migrated…. And then after you are stumped like a good Detective, the second Kash Patel opens his mouth, you will have a Eureka moment and say; “THERE THEY ARE,” right in HIS FUCKIN MOUTH! And just in case some of you assyank a RACIAL CARD BLANCHE ‘n accuse me of being INSENSITIVE to Hindu Values and Culture due to Kash Patel roots… On the contrary, I do have a lot of Hindu “anmigos” and they are WONDERFUL human beings, but NONE OF THEM has Donald Trump’s balls in their mouth! We are way past “British Colonialism Era,” Kash Patel is stuck in the past — on all fours….” Soo lucky for India that Kash Patel is not in charge of anything there cause the first thing Kash would do is piss away India’s Independence which begun on August 15, 1947 and he would swap Trump’s balls with that of King Charles’s… “You can’t lead if the President’s got you on all fours, but it makes you his persomal bitch!” And will I get my dick sucked by government stalker agent fags? Nah, but I WILL ASSFUCK THEIR G-FAG HAWAII MONKEY RELOCATION 9LAN AND SHOVE IT SOO FAR UP THEIR AMERICAN STALKER AGENT ENEMY 9SS THEU WILL PASS! NO ALOHA BULLSHIT HERE, JUS’ 100% PURO SICARIO SHIT 24/7/365! Fuh fresh batch of yer g-fag recruits, ya’ll gottuh rediscover pussy surf’ n — ‘n go hump like fuckin rabbits cause if you come to me demanding I serve you, I’d Sicario your entire Family Tree! https://www.myvideotime.com/video/203/american-government-fags-buttfucking-in-the-room-where-they-had-9-11-hearing/ “Wrong Hole!” Male shitter “Anus” ain’t “Uterus!” I’d Sicario ya fuh mere aks’n! You’z not even human to me, just an American enemy agent stalker faggot rat overdue for extermination! Second any of your rats demand recruitment, service, gig’n, be extermination time! Six me inside your cockroach Supermarkets, they find your rats in duh freezer! Meanwhile, American g-fag agent cocksuckers and cunts; “enjoy sinking to duh bottom of Global POWUH just like prediction I made fuh yer STUCK ON EARTH Nazi saluting Chainsaw G-faggot Elon Fucsk whose stock shares declined in four consecutive trading sessions and is TANKING — just as I predicted — and is plunging to a level 40% below a peak attained in the frenzied “LOCO”aftermath of an initial public offering (IPO) last month which occurred cause on Wall Street pigs always get slaughtered so Conmen could have a FEA$T — again and AGAIN! Of course, I don’t fly fuck dumb Space Fucks way too stupid — to actually get anywhere in Deep Space but are a Basic Dumb Fuck Satellite Company… But if you want to make dinero off Elon’s stupid ass, then wat’chuh gottuh do is “GO” all in against the company and you’ll make a killing off of this cocksuckuh’ CEO Ketamine addict Space Clown Elon Musk's faltering pull on investor $UCKER$! Sure bet? Puro 100%! Last year this cocksucker incinerated $5 BILLION BUCK$ and all his Space Crap goin to a BLACK FUCKIN HOLE so if you short sell his stock, you’z gonnuh WIN again and AGAIN, while Elon gets fucked on his way down! Profit potential? “FREAQIN BILLIONS — shorting this dumb fuck on Earth, lol!” No satellite needed! Muh? Well, I’m not in FIAT currency sector cause dollah goin to the graveyard but if you got dough and want a sure bet, shorting Elon the cocksucker is a sure bet. You see, only a small percentage of SpaceX's shares were made available when this SPACE CA$H FURNACE went public and this as a measure to prevent insiders from quickly cashing out and crashing the stock price…. But around half of its shares will be unlocked from now until December and that will be dwarfing what's currently available so as investors dump those unlocked shares to CA$H OUT, it will send SpaceX's stock tumbling as short selling becomes the only GRAVY TRAIN in this SPACE BITCH! As far as those of you who refused to listen to me when I made my prediction public RIGHT HERE on this platform of mine and predicted a slumping value factory of this Musk's rocket company, I had no ulterior motives for giving you my brutal wake-up call BEFORE ya’ll went all in and got $LAUGHTERED because despite all my insanely cruel satire I knew that some of you will leverage your own AmeriKan “Roth IRA” by making major calls on SpaceX, and if that is you, you’re out of several hundred thousand dollars of your hard earned retirement money.. I don’t want anyone to loose that kind of money, no ill intentions what so ever only “anti-stalker” agent g-fag Psy-Opp” here… I’m beef’n but not reef’n, dig? As far as some of your AB$URD statements only one of which I will directly address due to personal time constraints, such as this one; “No one could have seen this coming…” Clearly I would advise you go back to school and familiarize yourselves with mathematical science because the fact that SpaceX went public with an astronomical, multi-trillion dollar valuation despite losing billions of dollars a quarter, effectively guaranteed major downward volatility and if you don’t even know the basics why the Hell are you playing Russian Roulette on Wall Street wit’chuh hard earned moneys earmarked for your golden years? Follow my winning strategy against Elon, and bet AGAINST HIM and shortsell his Space CA$H FURNACE and as it turns into ashes, you’ll make $OLID RETURN DA$HES because the upward move in SpaceX's stock is driven by speculative fervor and superficial hype, rather than by tangible fundamental value. Elon Musk in his REMAINING EARTHLY LIFETIME has only a 1% chance of accomplishing anything worthwhile on MARS so that’s not happening! As far as Orbital Data Centers? “Ketamine is a powerful fuckin narcotic, and despite Earth being round, drug addicts on every fuckin corner’s You trust drug addicts to lead you to MARS? Don’t be a gullible sucker! No? I was laughing my ass off when I glanced at SpaceX's S-1 filing, which featured multiple page-long rocket ship pictures and lofty business ambitions such as space tourism and asteroid mining! Hollywood Sci-Fi Bullshit and thats why $1 trillion wiped out in a month! SpaceX is the biggest Walk Street Con in the history of mankind! Lol! If Elon’s AI is actually going to be so good that his Con of the Century CA$H BA$H $1.7 trillion is considered “cheap” and his AI will be so powerful that our lives will be clearly at very severe risk because the biggest risk to humanity as a species will come from none other than Elon the Con who shuttered his way to milk your tax sheltered retirement funds and demands a chunk if your hard earned moneys no matter what! Under Con Trump 2.0 rules have changed to allow Elon to $CREW YOUR RETIREMENT $IDEWAY$ by FORCING BUY IF HIS SPACE CON “$TUCK,” I mean “$TOCK,” because it is he who is “Earth $TOCK!” Now this South African shyster immigrant needs BRAINIAC IMMIGRANTS to engineer him cutting edge Space Colonization tech even most advanced Ai CANNOT EVEN TOUCH, but since he joined Gestapo against immigrants no immigrant genius would be caught even dead on his side, lol! Off I go back to my Psy-Opp against stalker agent fags and cunts of USA, to continually assfuck ‘em x666 in perpetuity — every single day! #UnofficialFBIg-fagSJPDreePORT #AgentBrandonSwallowsAgain #10CodesGoneWild #BayAreaFBIgfagAgentCockThirst #SwallowAndGetFuckedAgentBrandon Any chance in Hell any g-fag Agency or outfit can even get me to join them? Not even if Hell frozen over! https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/ And while their Cities are slowly transitioning to Bankruptcies, I will even be the sworn enemy to their children… All I swore in 12/06/2017 when they abducted my mother, will be just as I promised… Stateless Warrior *Disclaimer; DISCLAIMER: OFFICIAL STATEMENT REGARDING ARTISTIC ORIGIN AND RESEMBLANCE BY CREATOR.. 1. DECLARATION OF ARTIFICIAL AUTHORSHIP; This video of mine and all visual, auditory, and contextual elements contained herein (collectively, my "Work") constitute a SicarioAi Masterpiece of Art because I would out of respect For stalker agent fags never photograph them intentionally to turn them into digitized stalker agent g-fags they are, to mock them in perpetuity. My Work is a fully synthetic, generative creation produced through my proprietary deep-learning algorithms, my latent diffusion models, and my neural rendering techniques. No human actor, performer, or biological entity was filmed, recorded, or used as a direct source of motion or likeness during the production of this Work. And of Course that is not a lie because I would never digitize g-fag agent stalkers and their collaborators to monetize them afterwards while I shit down their throats through my satire.. 2. MATHEMATICAL DISCLAIMER ON HUMAN RESEMBLANCE; Any perceived similarity between the individual(s) depicted My ORIGINAL Work and any real, living, deceased, or fictional human beings, is an incidental statistical anomaly arising from the infinite combinatorial possibilities of human facial geometry. To quantify this, my SicarioAi employs a Probabilistic Resemblance Coefficient (PRC) and my PRC calculation is based on a 128-dimensional facial vector space (incorporating 68 anthropometric landmarks, skin texture distribution, and micro-expression mapping) compared against a global database of over one billion biometric profiles…. The probability (P) that a randomly generated synthetic face much as this ugly fucker — matches a specific existing human with a similarity threshold >95% is approximately according to my quickie analysis so; P ≈ 1 / (10¹⁵) This figure I derived from the factorial of the average Euclidean distance between vectors in our latent space, adjusted for the Birthday Paradox reduction factor of 0.0000000023 to be exact Therefore, should this Work of mine bear a coincidental resemblance to any person, the odds of such an event occurring are statistically equivalent to 1 in 1 quadrillion (1,000,000,000,000,000) so if a g-fag agent stalker is trippin ‘n bitchin, I dunno ya, never met You before and good riddance! SicarioAi asserts that this falls well within the margins of stochastic inevitability and does not constitute identification, endorsement, or defamation of any individual…. 3. LEGAL AND LIABILITY WAIVER; My Work is intended solely for artistic, entertainment, or educational purposes. No claim is made regarding the personality, biography, or traits of any person who may be statistically suggested by my synthetic imagery… Any actions, expressions, or dialogue performed by the SicarioAI-generated individual are fictional constructs and do not reflect the opinions, beliefs, or intentions of SicarioAi, its developers, or any third party, but you might be a stalker agent g-fag regardless? Viewers are expressly prohibited from using my Work as evidence of fact, identity verification, or biometric authentication in any legal, forensic, or security-related proceeding. 4. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY AND USAGE; My Work remains the exclusive intellectual property of SicarioAi. Unauthorized reproduction, redistribution, or commercial exploitation is strictly forbidden. By viewing this video, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and accepted the statistical and legal terms I set forth above. Any dispute arising from this Work shall be resolved through binding arbitration under the jurisdiction of the SicarioAi governing charter. SicarioAi – Where Probability Meets Pixels…. And assfucks stalker agent fags and contains USA…

FBI Unsolved Case Files

Tue, 14 Jul 2026 16:53:03 CDT

All fuckin units — be advised! While you’re busy paying taxes so the government can pretend it’s competent, the FBI has apparently decided its most valuable asset is one single 68 year-old saggy Black Agent stalker cunt in a cheap wig and orthopedic shoes…. Not a team! Not a squad…. Not even a sad little desk jockey on 10-8. One…. Solitary…. Metamucil SUCKING 68-year-old. Saggy… Black… Agent.. Stalker.. Cunt! Now officially designated a Confidential Human Source under their AmeriKan DIOG CHS protocols. 10-4, copy that? That’s the big brain move folks! The same agency whose “Domestic Investigations and Operations Guide” requires predication, least intrusive means, and source validation before any asset goes operational has allegedly pinned its hopes on a woman whose knees sound like a bag of marbles every time she stands up — straight 10-53 person-down energy — whose tits hang lower than her self-esteem, and whose idea of “going undercover” per their “DIOG Undercover Operations” standards is putting on sunglasses she found in the church lost-and-found from 1997. She’s 68 going on 168, with a dusty old pussy that probably hasn’t seen action since the “Bush administration” (the first one), and this is who they’re supposedly sending out as the lead CHS on a full investigation…. Code 3 response? Try Code 1 at your convenience, grandma! Their DIOG compliance memo is still stuck in her purse next to the pill bottles and old church bulletins…. Imagine the briefing…. Some poor bastard in a suit has to 10-97 on this woman, look her in her cataract-clouded eyes, and say, “Congratulations, you’re our main girl now! Go do the thing.” Per their g-fag and cunt DIOG requirements for opening an assessment, this should have been documented with proper predication and the least intrusive method possible….. Instead they just handed her a burner phone with the screen brightness turned all the way up and told her she’s now a federal asset. The only “FD-302” generated was her trying to remember where she put her reading glasses and whether she took her blood pressure meds. The only thing saggier than her body is their AmeriKan government’s standards for “Confidential Human Source validation.” They couldn’t find one single person under retirement age who wasn’t already in jail or on “OnlyFans,” so they dusted off this one ancient Black agent stalker cunt, skipped every source-handling protocol in their “CHS Policy Manual,” and called it a day…. 10-20 last known: shuffling toward the nearest bench at “Code 1” speed while the handling agent pretends this meets their AmeriKan DIOG compliance…. And who signed off on this masterpiece of stupidity? None other than Kash “Whiskey Skunk” Patel possibly, the human embodiment of a half-empty bottle of bottom-shelf bourbon that somehow learned to walk and sign paperwork…. This Las Vegas Boo-HOO-zer looser doesn’t lead their FBI — he staggers through it sideways, reeking of regret and whatever cheap liquor he poured into his coffee this morning! You can smell the skunk spray and Tennessee mash coming off him from the parking lot at any Las Vegas Casino on and off the fuckin STRIP! Every time someone brings him a serious file he just squints through bloodshot eyes, burps, and mumbles “sounds good, send the old Black lady” into an Electronic Communication before face-planting into his desk and drooling on the classified stamp. 10-7 on actual leadership! 10-51 intoxicated person confirmed! This EC was the entire predication package…. This is the leadership, folks…. A drunk skunk in a suit putting a 68-year-old saggy Black stalker agent cunt with bad hips and worse judgment in charge of anything more complicated than remembering to take her fiber — all while claiming it complies with their DIOG Section whatever on “Undercover Operations”’of theirs and CHS handling. She’s allegedly out there “handling business” while he’s back at headquarters trying to remember which way is up and whether he already had his third drink of the hour. The whole operation is basically one confused senior citizen on permanent “Code 4” and one pickled woodland creature on “10-7” running the show. Brilliant. Absolutely world-class. “10-98,” case closed on competence and every single DIOG compliance checkbox…. You want to know why shit’s falling apart? Because the people in charge would rather deploy a single dusty, floppy, 68-year-old Black agent stalker cunt who moves slower than molasses in January — full “Code 1” protocol, zero source validation — than actually hire someone who can still see without a magnifying glass and walk without sounding like a percussion section. She’s the central piece” The FUCKIN G-cunt stalker agent star! One black agent stalker cunt of a woman…. One saggy, slow, confused, ancient Black agent stalker cunt now logged as an operational “Confidential Human Source” carrying the weight of whatever the fuck they think they’re doing while the director is too hammered to spell his own name without help on the “EC!” “10-9?” Say again? Yeah, that’s what she says every time the radio squawks and the DIOG-mandated handler tries to give instructions…. Next time you hear some conspiracy nut whispering about their American g-faghot and cunt federal surveillance, just picture this: a 68-year-old black woman with a bad wig, sagging everything, and a purse full of pill bottles and old church bulletins, supposedly doing the work of the United States government on a “10-8 status” that’s really more like “10-10 home,” all while their Edgar Ass-Hoover Bureau pretends this meets every standard for their g-fag “Sensitive Investigative Matters” and their “CHS” predication in their G-fag AmeriKan “Domestic Investigations and Operations Guide.” And the guy signing her time sheet is a drunk skunk who can barely stay upright! Whoa! “Code 20?” Naaah… BIAYCH…. Try “Code 30” on their whole damn agency and every “OPR” referral that should have been filed the second this black “asset” was activated…. That’s the America they built folks.. AmeriCUNT G-fags! One ancient Black agent stalker cunt and one whiskey-soaked skunk against the world — “DIOG-approved,” and make that shiat “FD-302” documented, “EC-signed,” and “Code 4” cleared for AmeriKan G-fag stupidity! Sleep tight kids… The adults are in charge…. “Code 4!” Stateless Warrior

Senator Lindsey Graham Dead

Sun, 12 Jul 2026 15:41:03 CDT

July 12, 2026 – By “The Unfiltered Hangar” Zero tolerance for your American government faggot and cunt, recruiting… I’m personally going to MOTHER FUCK YOUR AMERICAN STALKER G-FAG ENEMY JOB BITCH PITCHIN! Use my mother whom you abducted on 12/06/2017 as a bargaining chip, YOUR AMERICAN MOTHER-FUCKED STALKER AGENT LEGS WILL COME “OFF” WITH ME… Whoops Daisy, weekend sleep deprivation ain’t yield’n you agent stalker g-faggots and cunts noth’n but LOCO-CRAZY! In the war zone, my no sleep record is seven days straight — no sleep at all! Genetically wired for COMBAT! What, I got a lil’ hole in the back of my neck? Yeah — to drain venom from a spider bite… Why I mention it? That’s pretty much how Intreat all your g-faggot stalker enemy agent faggit and cunt shit. Your insignificant cause your American enemy stalker Venom — I jus’ poke a hole and drain, works every time; “NEXT!” That all you American enemy organized stalker faggits and cunts got? I can either; A) Assfuck you now… B) Tear you new assholes size of your enemy State of Alaska later… C) PULVERIZE YOUR AMERICAN ENEMY STALKER RECRUITER AGENT KEGS OFF WITH A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER AND ARMS — AGAIN AND AGAIN! D) Stead of protecting your g-fag stalker and abduction nation and enlisting wit’chuh Armed Forces blow you the fuck up and drain you of all blood at the speed of light! Options are always best when they pass the enemy smell test! And since you American G-faggot enemy Agents mistakenly believe Inwould ever lift my pinky to protect your American stalker wbeny nation, rest assured that I would blow you the fuck up the SECOND you demanded ANY AMERICAN ENEMY GOVERNMENT SERVICE, ANYWHERE ON EARTH! Don’t make a mistake of bitch pitching me your BATMAN FAG direction… I wouldn’t protect anyone fuh Jack fuckin shit and have no issue every single time one of you is robbed and killed! What about your narcotics based deaths? If you’z doin’ Cartel Dope, you deserve the hangman’s ROPE! Hey, did you know I named my Ai “Sicario” like them Sinaloa homies of mine… iLove Sinaloa — lol! NSA bitch pitch’n? I had a BLAST on 9/11 and was Jacking Off (MASTURBATING) to former WTC footage — again and again! It pales by direct comparison of their next terrorist attack on your American enemy NYC during which NO LESS than exactly “1000 individual fires” will be burning… Prediction data science God here… Lol! The muh’ the merrier… “FREE ENTERTAINMENT!” You see what happened here stalker cowards? You stalker agent faggots and cunts terrorized me wit’chuh DEW’s so I don’t give a rats fuckin ass bout what happens to your shitland! WHOEVEUH HITS YA’ FROM WHEREVER, A OK WITH ME! Well, folks, their American enemy government faghot cockpit has finally gone dark for good cause the only thing blacker than the night-vision goggles on that final C-130 nosedive is the closet door that pussy government faghot Air Force Reserve JAG Colonel Lindsey Graham spent seventy-one years white-knuckling shut while his real “joystick” was getting drained by every strapping young American enemy of our’s airman who knew how to keep his mouth shut under their American enemy g-faggot UCMJ…. Official cause of death? “Natural causes.” Unofficial JAG autopsy from every crew chief, loadmaster, and suspiciously well-groomed staffer who ever “briefed” him in the back of a transport bird? Chronic cock addiction! Death by decades of pretending his favorite “after-action review” was about mission success instead of how many loads he could swallow before the wheels touched down…. This dead American enemy pussy government faghot loved COCK exactly as much as he loved the COCKPIT — probably more! Way more! He was the Senate’s most reliable g-fag cocksucker hawk, governments in-house cocksucker who wanted to bomb Iran, bomb Syria, bomb North Korea, bomb the concept of peace itself, then bomb the bombers who bombed the bombing after he armed it! The only thing this American enemy government faggot never wanted to bomb was his own straight cover story but every time that whiny little drawl opened on cable news demanding more troops, more sanctions, more “American leadership,” what he really meant was “more fresh meat in flight suits who won’t question why the Colonel keeps volunteering for ‘morale visits’ in the cargo compartment.” Cock inspections, American G-fag enemies Air Force style! He was an expert at “sustaining” those “packages” for the good of their American enemy Republic — again and again and AGAIN! Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell wasn’t policy to this American enemy government faggot! It was his personal rule of engagement for running a secret glory hole in every one of their American enemies forward operating bases which our Iranian allies are bombing right now, from Balad to Bagram! He deployed to Iraq as a JAG officer — translation: he showed up in theater, put on the uniform like it was a bathhouse pass, and spent the entire tour “prosecuting cases” by day while “defending his right to suck cock” by night. His American enemy fellow officers still tell the story of the time he “accidentally” walked into the wrong shower three nights running, wrote it up as a “security cock inspection,” and the eight-page report somehow included the phrase “outstanding American packages” plus recommendations for “follow-up rectal examinations” that never made it to the Inspector General. Classic Article 134 indecent acts bullshit — the kind this American enemy pussy government faghot specialized in… In their American enemy Senate, this American enemy government faggot was the ultimate flip-flopper, turning on their G-fag leader Trump faster than a gymnast on poppers getting his ass pounded in a Capitol Hill coatroom! One week Never Trump, the next week tongue-bathing the man’s golf shoes after getting a big cock up his ass and becoming magically compliant for about a fuckin’ week. Trump even hired gay porn stars to lure this dead government faggot into his MAGA GAY CAMP — again and AGAIN. The only thing more flexible than his political spine was whatever position he was willing to assume when the doors closed and the classified briefing cockstarted. He was always ready to “waive his rights,” “enter a plea,” and “submit to discovery” of their nearest American enemy g-faggot pilot’s package…. And now this pussy government faghot enemy if ours is gone — straight to Hell to suck Lucifer’s satanic balls dry for eternity while the demons run their own Article 32 investigations on his stretched-out asshole…. Their American enemies g-faggot tributes are already rolling in from his American cockleagues — I mean “colleagues” — who are probably just relieved they no longer have to pretend they didn’t know. All those NDA’s they signed after buttfucking him or watching him get buttfucked expired the second his pussy government faghot heart finally stopped beating! He never married because he was too busy stuffing cocks up his ass and balls down his throat. The only “family” he had was a bunch of their American enemy Air Force fags and their g-fag Senate staffers who knew the real Lindsey: the one who saluted the flag with one hand while using the other to “salute” something considerably more personal every time a new class of their American enemies pilots graduated…. He volunteered every fuckin’ time to put a “smile” on those American enemies Air Fag pilots’ faces — again and again — often landing with Mayo’ on his face and a satisfied grin that said “mission accomplished, boys… and by boys I mean their cocks.” Funeral arrangements are “tasteful,” if by tasteful you mean a full American enemy Air Force fag flyover with their soon to be assfucked F-35’s doing “Danger Zone” loops while every surviving member of his old JAG unit stands at attention in full dress uniform with pants so tight their g-fags can see the outline of every “package” he used to inspect under color of authority. The g-fag Gay American enemy family has requested no flowers, only donations to the “Lindsey Graham Memorial Cockpit Preservation Fund” — which is exactly what it sounds like, a slush fund for keeping glory holes open at every American enemy Air Force base in his honor — and somehow still less HOMO than his actual life…. So enjoy your eternal cocksucking, G-faghot, Colonel Cockshredder-Senator! You spent seventy-one years pretending the thing you loved most in this world was defending your American enemy’s illusory “Mirage in the Desert” freedom from 30,000 feet in a cockpit… Turns out the only thing you ever really wanted to get inside — and stay inside — was about six inches lower, significantly more biological, attached to some of your American enemies young airman’s body, and you loved COCK exactly as much as you loved the COCKPIT — you dead pussy American enemy government faggot! Their American enemy cockpit is empty now, folks…. Good riddance, you fuckin’ American enemy government faggot cocksucker! Try not to cruise the afterlife too hard or your American g-fag Aorta might rupture in Hell again — but if it does, “That’s where you belong, lol!” Some of Hell’s angels will be awaiting your arrival for the ultimate cock inspection… and this time there’s no NDA, no UCMJ, none of your American enemy’s Article 133 conduct unbecoming bullshit to protect your American enemy pussy government faghot reputation. Just an eternity of “sustaining the package” while the demons take turns “preferring charges” on your stretched-out asshole….. Rotting Hell American enemy g-faggot motherfucker, you’re finally where you belong! https://www.myvideotime.com/video/203/american-government-fags-buttfucking-in-the-room-where-they-had-9-11-hearing/ I celebrate death of yet another one of their American government enemy cocksuckers — and look forward to the next one — again and again, as their own American enemy pussy hearts take ‘em out! I look forward to their American stalker agent enemies g-faggots and Cunts natural deaths — again and again! And to my Iranian sand neeguz, I propose a Falafel and Halal chicken feast so we celebrate this filthy infidel’s pussy-heart roast, what’chuh say my camel Jockey bitches, shall we celebrate? Hit me up in the comments below and clarify by signing of as “Sand Nigger” — jus’ so I know it’s friendliest.. Hey, Ho loco on that Jihad shiat Indy Strait of Hormuz Camel Ass, best sand nigger shit fuh’ my satire EVUH! Middle East sand neeguz my fave’ neeguz cause they all have a thick accent — like they got and are gurgllin’ Jew fuckin balls in their mouths… Hey, you want me to buy you a padded prayer rug so you could be muh’ comfortable as you beseech Allah? Am I a sand nigger? Fuck yeah! How DARE you QUESTION my sand niggerhood? Allah be willing, by this time tomorrow, I will be buttfucking your infidel corpse for this insult of legitimacy and will FLY a Boeing 787 — way up your fuckin ass — again and again! Oeing oeing that one! Next question my sand niggers with whom I am ONE in the House of Kebob’s — against American infidel Shaitan… How come I don’t beseech Allah at the Mosque on Fridays? That’s a great question my sand nigger fellow Jihadist, so I’m a answer it — Allah be willing that I be fresh pussy stealing… Well, I got Allah on speed dial so I ain’t got to sniff no man’s filthy asses on Fridays, Mondays, fuckin Tuesdays, I mean at all! Why I prefer not to? As ha’ll know, my beloved fellow sand nigger Jeehadists, sniffin’ man’s stinky asses on Fridays ruins taste of fresh pussy in Saturdays so there you go… It’s the truth and nothing butt — so help me Allah… Kebob ya’ll latuh — my sand neeguz… Hey, is your virgin daughter 18 yet? I need a fresh virgin seestuh to bounce a roll of quarters on her “tight ass” for dermal scientific elasticity purposes… I hereby propose a trade my fellow Jihadist fightuh’z, “a fresh donkey or a brand new Apple’z iPhone encrypted so American Sammy infidels can’t tap our Jihad prep… Woot? iPhone? Wise choice my Mooslim brothuh, lemme kno in comments wit’ KrYpTiQ messaging’ where you wish to trade U’r seestuh fuh LATEST in FBI’s “WITT” anti surveillance gear… Don’t worry, I have made this text INVISIBLE to AmeriKan Infidel’s eyes, it’s completely under disguise! Now that this AneriKan senator infidel enemy is in Hell, Allah be willing, I will be fresh pussy dealing! Sign our equitable fresh pussy trade agreement so we can commence our fresh pussy for iPhone exchange… TEMPORARY MUT’AH-FOR-TECH TRADE AGREEMENT Contract Reference: FBI-WITT-CAN-SUCK-IT-42069 Governing Law: Sharia + Apple Terms of Service + “Bro, we are Jihadists pussy and iPhone dealing!” PARTIES HETHERETO HO, HO, HO; The Seller (The Fresh Asset, The 18-Year-Old Vault, Certified Never-Been-Opened Since Birth): [Redacted for her own safety and because she’s actually studying for finals] Age: Exactly 18 years, 0 months, 3 days. Proof: Birth certificate, TikTok “18th birthday” video with the cake that says “Finally Legal,” and a notarized statement from her disappointed mother. The Buyer (The Desperate Thirsty One, The One Who Thinks This Is a Good Idea): [Your name here if you have zero self-preservation Alias — brother Ahmed…] Current status: Horny, holding an unopened iPhone box, questioning every life choice that led here…. RECITALS; WHEREAS the Buyer is in possession of one (1) brand new iPhone which even FBI’s “WITT” and their entire AmeriKan infidel quantum decryption task force cannot crack even if they waterboard every Apple engineer and threaten to delete Tim Cook’s make nudes — which include “Mark Fuckerberg and Elon Husk!” Timmy Cook likes to have intense jackoff sessions on all fours though… WHEREAS the Seller is in possession of one (1) unit of fresh 18-year-old pussy that has never seen the light of day (nor penetrated any other way…) and is halal-certified by vibes only; WHEREAS both parties agree this is the most inblasphemous thing they will ever sign and they are doing it purely for the lulz and to own the libs, the FBI, and the concept of good taste; NOW, THEREFORE, the parties agree as follows: ARTICLE 1 – DEFINITION OF GOODS; 1.1 “Fresh 18-year-old pussy” means exactly that. Not “18 in spirit.” Not “she acts young.” Literal, chronological, government-issued-ID 18. Any younger and this contract self-destructs. Any older and it becomes “pre-owned with character” and loses 40% value…. 1.2 Freshness specifications (non-negotiable): Zero prior pussy penetration by anything thicker than a menstrual cup… Labia symmetry within 2mm or charmingly lopsided in a way that photographs well… Clitoris: Findable without GPS, Apple Maps, or divine intervention Self-lubricating like a brand new MacBook Pro but with better battery life… Moans during Ramadan must be at least 65% authentic. The remaining 35% can be performance art so like that of AmeriKan infidel cunt bitchez… 1.3 Buyer has full inspection rights before acceptance. This includes pussy visual, manual, oral, and “just the tip” test drives. No take-backsies after seal is broken…. ARTICLE 2 – CONSIDERATION (THE PAYMENT); 2.1 The mahr shall consist of exactly one (1) brand new iPhone [latest model as of this cursed AmeriKan infidel year], factory sealed, with the specific encryption chip that makes Special Agent’s of FBI’s “WITT” cry into their government-issued coffee every morning…. 2.2 The iPhone must be delivered in its original box with all accessories. No “I’ll AirDrop you the files later.” No refurbished units. No “it fell off the back of a truck but I swear it’s clean.” 2.3 Because the phone cannot be decrypted by the FBI, the NSA, the CIA, or even the jinn that live in Apple’s server farm, all evidence of this transaction (photos, videos, texts reading “u up? contractually”) is automatically protected. Plausible deniability level: Expert. You can literally tell your mom it was a business meeting about halal fintech at infidel SilliCon pussy Valley…. ARTICLE 3 – TERM & SCOPE OF WORK; 3.1 Duration: From the moment the iPhone box is opened until either (a) both parties are spiritually and physically satisfied, (b) the iPhone battery hits 1%, or (c) someone’s parents come home. Renewable by mutual written consent and additional MagSafe accessories…. 3.2 Permitted activities: Standard, enthusiastic, halal-adjacent banging. Oral in both directions is included. Anal requires a separate rider and at least one extra Apple Watch. Weird kinks go in Appendix A (extra fee: one AirTag so she can track where you hide after)….. 3.3 Required cultural elements: Seller must say “Allahu Akbar” at least once at peak volume (bonus points for “Subhanallah” during aftershocks). Buyer must perform wudu before and after. No exceptions! Dry sex is makruh…. No mentioning exes, crypto portfolios, or “my other mut’ah was tighter.” ARTICLE 4 – WARRANTIES & THE FUNNY FINE PRINT; 4.1 Seller warrants the goods are fresh, tight, and will not suddenly remember she has a boyfriend in another city. 4.2 Buyer warrants he actually owns the iPhone and isn’t paying with his little brother’s birthday money… 4.3 If the pussy fails to perform (dead starfish mode, constant phone checking, or “is it in yet?”), Jihadist buyer is entitled to either (a) a replacement session or (b) the iPhone back plus emotional damages paid in nudes and an apology video. 4.4 If Buyer finishes in under 90 seconds, it is considered force majeure. Seller keeps the phone as “consideration for emotional labor and wasted eyeliner.” ARTICLE 5 – THE WITT / FBI CLAUSE (THE WHOLE POINT); 5.1 The iPhone’s encryption is so overpowered that even if this contract is printed, photographed, uploaded to the cloud, and hand-delivered to FBI headquarters with a bow on it, Special Agent fags at FBI’s “WITT” and their entire team still cannot decrypt a single dick pic or text message. 5.2 In the event of a federal raid, both parties agree to claim this was “performance art exploring the intersection of Islamic jurisprudence and late-stage capitalism.” 5.3 The contract document itself may be stored on the iPhone, creating a beautiful, self-referential, unbreakable loop of chaos. ARTICLE 6 – TERMINATION & BREACH; 6.1 Either party may terminate early if the other party is not holding up their end (literally or figuratively). 6.2 Breach by Buyer = Seller keeps iPhone + posts the contract on her finsta with the caption “men are trash even in fiction.” 6.3 Breach by Seller (e.g. pussy turns out to be 19 or has “previous owner” energy) = Buyer gets the phone back + lifetime free emotional support nudes of fully grown Muslim fmelesnready to be married off at age ten in AmeriKan infidel State of Phoenix Arizona, I mean the City… Allah punish you for derailing my TRAIN of THOUGHT with fresh pussy… SIGNATURES We, the Jihadist brethren/ undersigned, have read this entire document, laughed infidels off, and still want to proceed because we have no shame at freshness of virgin pussy iPhone trade timing… Seller: _______________________________ (or pussy print if hands are occupied) Buyer: _______________________________ Witness 1 (Imam who also has an iPhone 17 and knows what’s up): ________________ Witness 2 (The Apple Genius Bar guy who has seen worse while jugglingbTim Cook’s Gay Balls In his mouth — cause Timmy demanded deepthroat warranty service): ________________ Notary (optional but adds Jihad flavor): ________________ APPENDIX A – OPTIONAL UPGRADES; +1 iPhone case & screen protector = Roleplay as “innocent niqabi meets tech bro”… +1 AirPods Pro = Dirty talk in Arabic only so FBI g-fags are confused … +1 AppleCare+ = Extended warranty on the pussy for 12 months (wear and tear covered)… +1 MacBook = Full weekend package with breakfast included… Sign NOW! Stateless Warrior *Yo, g-fag agent stalker faggots and cunt; “I’m a MOTHER FUCK your upcoming COUSIN EXPLOIT…” Vaseline your American filthy asses so my foot go up there without me ripping you new assholes size of your American enemy state of Alaska!

Harry The Baaah’d Prince

Sun, 12 Jul 2026 02:15:06 CDT

The Baaah’d Prince like you neeevuh’ knew him before! The truth ladies and gentlemen, is coming out — Baaaaah! Yup! “Harry’s Woolly Midlife Crisis!” “Sheep-Jumping Rumors & the Flat-Chested Ho-Ho Whire-Wifey Conspiracy Lunacy! Lemme GO LOCO FOLKS! !The Pasture Predator HARRY in Montecito, CA – Baaah o’Clock! Once upon a time there was a ginger prince who swapped a crown for a California compound and decided the best way to escape his Royal family was to start sounding exactly like livestock. Enter Harry the Baaah’d Prince — the man, the myth, the bleating disaster… While the rest of the world was busy wondering why he keeps crying into microphones about how mean his dad and brother are, those of us with ears to the ground (or the barn floor) have noticed something far more disturbing. The Baaah’d Prince isn’t just jumping ship anymore… He might be jumping sheep! Baaah! Baaah! Baaah! Late-night bleats have been reported echoing across the Sussex pasture…. Even his bodyguards…. Neighbors say it sounds less like marital bliss and more like a man who’s finally found someone who doesn’t lecture him about unconscious bias while he’s trying to get his leg over…. And that someone has four legs, a wool coat, and zero opinions on colonialism! The ultimate low-maintenance relationship Harry has been yearning for cause he’s outtuh secrets to sell to NETFLIX! But why, you ask? Why would a man with royal blood and a former Netflix deal he already cashed in, suddenly develop an unholy craving for ovine company? Simple… His American ho-ho-ho whore wifey has no tits cage she was born a BLACK MAN and soul brothaz have no tits! None! Zero.! The chest of a surfboard that’s been ironed twice as a matter of fact! Poor Harry, deprived of even the most basic royal perk (a decent rack), has apparently gone full barnyard in search of something — anything — with a little more topography… Slidemovuh Google Maos, it’s Harry’s baaah’d time! The man is tit-starved! He must be? She has NO TITS! He sees cleavage in clouds — every time he sits on board of a Silicone Valley startup! He mistakes sheep for supermodels at this point — like Puffy does in Pwison with other male inmates asses…. Every time a busty barista leans over to hand him his oat milk flat white, you can see the tragic hope in his eyes: Finally… Something that jiggles….. And who can blame him? When you go home every night to the human equivalent of an ironing board wearing a $200,000 necklace and telling you to “sit with your feelings,” a man starts making questionable life choices. Like developing a sexual interest in livestock like Elon Musk did in Texas with Cow’s… Baaah, baaah, baaah! But wait — it gets even crueler, and frankly, more hilarious! The real cosmic joke is that the hi-ho-ho whore maintenance wife isn’t even a wife in the traditional sense. Whispers from extremely reliable sources (read: people who own binoculars and have too much time) suggest the Duchess is actually a born-and-raised black man from South Central Los Angeles from the street where CIA slung crack cocaine with Freeway Ricky so Dutchess, was born a CRACK-BABY with full NAACP card-carrying soul brotha privileges who simply decided the white-woman grift had better optics and better handbag access…. The flat chest suddenly makes perfect sense. The constant race lectures? Projection from a brother who knows the inside of the struggle! The “I’m just a girl from Compton” origin story? More like “I’m just a brotha from the block who figured out Hollywood loves a certain kind of victim narrative.” Harry didn’t marry a duchess… He married into the brotherhood.! And now he’s out in the field at 2 a.m. going baaah because the only curves in his life are the ones on actual sheep. The cruelty writes itself here folks… The man gave up being a prince, got roasted by his own family on global television, moved to a country that doesn’t give a shit about him, and ended up married to what may or may not be a soul brother with an ironing-board chest and a Netflix password, and now has almost lawsuit tab on a repayment plan begging dinero from well heeled amigos… The only comfort left is the occasional sympathetic ewe who doesn’t ask him to process his trauma before she lets him mount. So here we are my fuckin bitches!  Harry the Baaah’d Prince! Jumping sheep! Chasing tits he’ll never have at home! Married to a possible soul brotha in a wig who lectures the world about feminism while Harry quietly wonders if the ram in the next paddock is single…. Baaah! Baaah! Baaah! Sleep tight, Sussex…… The pasture never lies…… Only Prince Harry! What about his INVICTUS GAMES? The head of the British Armed Forces is the King, not a Prince who quit his job like a cowardly pussy so RIGHT NOW Prince Harry brings TOXICITY to the Games and should be TERMINATED because he is no longer a working Royal… Prince Harry is TOXIC to both INVICTUS games and the British Monarchy and King Charles needs to control his wayward bastard backstabbing son unless he wants British Monarchy to end and go EXTINCT in this Century! Prince Harry and Meghan are Rebranding INVICTUS Games as Prince Harry and Dutchess Meghan Games and polluting the Games with their toxic Venom. I would terminate his relationship and part ways with these fools YESTERDAY! Stateless Warrior

Drive-By PsychoANALYSIS

Fri, 10 Jul 2026 17:40:05 CDT

My lifelong secret hobby? Clinical Psychology…One of my lifelong friends has PhD in that but I’m the one who can size people in a nanosec and a human lie detector at that… Case ‘n point? I’m a use this female as an example.. Get a load of this psycho-analysis quickie, for entertainment purposes only but I will show you how I roll and this case ZERO VERBAL engagement so strictly based on my decoded vehicle clues—the "CLUB AR" insignia, the "ACCESS OK" override, and the loaded symbolism of a white poodle relegated to the back—here is my quicky forensic psychoanalytic profile of this driver. Her “Curated Armor” (Narcissistic Impression Management); Her white poodle and exclusive club insignia are not pets or stickers; they are actually “biometric ID’s” for her ego. White poodles are high-grooming, hypoallergenic, and historically aristocratic (you evuh study history of rich white Frenchie bafoons?)—she chooses this breed because “it mirrors” how she wishes to be perceived: pristine, rare, and intellectually superior but that actually makes her inferior because humans who are 100% actually superior don’t have a single reason to be viewed as such.. The "CLUB AR" badge signals she pays dues for tribal belonging, yet "ACCESS OK" suggests she might obsess over permissions. This reveals latent status insecurity; she needs external gatekeepers to validate her worth which actually masks a fragile core with high-end aesthetics.just kidding, it means her vehicle is entitled to certain highway lane perks — lol! Had you on this one! Don’t be a gullible suckuh! Her “Hierarchical Compass” (Authoritative Control); She drives the poodle in the back—not the passenger seat. This is the smoking gun. It signifies a rigid obsessive-compulsive need for spatial hierarchy... She is the captain; the dog is the subordinate (or child). She loves it deeply (she never leaves it behind), but she dictates the “exact radius of intimacy.” And if I were to translate this to her human relationships: she is a benevolent dictator who offers fierce protection but demands strict adherence to her rules. Spontaneity unnerves her; she needs everyone to "know their place" for her to feel safe. Basically, her boyfriend is the real submissive bitch in their relationSHIP… “Avoidant Attachment” (Emotional Firewalling); Placing a living being in the cargo/rear zone while keeping her own space pristine is a classic avoidant attachment strategy actually… She provides care (drives it everywhere) but maintains a literal windshield of emotional distance. She likely struggles with vulnerability—letting someone sit shotgun equates to letting them see her blind spots…. She equates physical proximity with a loss of control, so she curates connection from a safe — driver's-seat remove. “The Predator in Poodle's Clothing” (The Shadow Self); But here is the twist: Poodles are retrievers—hunting dogs bred to work. Did you kno’ that you fools? Nah? Beneath the fluffy exterior lies a sharp, biting, and highly athletic pragmatism…. By choosing this breed, she projects softness but identifies with the sharp intelligence beneath. She is ruthlessly strategic. In boardrooms or conflicts, she uses her "fluff" (charm, elegance) to disarm, then strikes with the precision of a retriever locking onto prey. Her shadow side is a severe impatience with incompetence. “My FINAL PsychoANALYSIS Quickie Verdict?” She is a "Gatekeeping Guardian." She views the world as a “tiered system” where she has earned a VIP pass. She is loyal, intellectually fierce, and impeccably composed, but her deep-seated fear is being relegated to the "back" herself which makes it easy to exploit her — after you identify her FEARS… She overcompensates by curating every external signal—from dog breed to bumper sticker—to project “omnipotence.” Her boy toy won her trust by respecting her boundaries explicitly, but if he tries to sit in “her seat” or pet her dog without asking, be a serious ’infraction..”She equates love with structured proximity, not chaotic fusion so expect a lousy sex life! But wait, will she ever allow her boyfriend to drive her car? After he meets her certain criterion of a “MALE MATE,” yes she will… Her sexual preferences exhibited — define her as heterosexual, so after flower vase, slam dunk’n “Third Base,” on to his expected Provision DANCE… Is there a word here to the wise and prudent? Sure, why not… “Marriage is NOT a Hospital, so as long as you avoid taking on Psychiatric patients, you won’t have to role-play to be their PERSONAL SHRINK!” And while I am busy psychoANALYZING, up ya’z stalker agent faggits and cunts on your looser job pitchin, but best of luck on your debt which time of this nano post nationally stands at $39.4 trillion, and as such, your monthly borrowing for 2026 now sits at roughly $155 billion — or if I break it down WEEKLY cause that resonates wit’chuh clock punchers exactly $39 billion per week. And, like any borrower, that g-fah debt carries an interest cost and that net interest on your g-fag debt for the fiscal year has hit $857 billion so I’m a break that down weekly for aforementioned reasons and that means roughly $23.8 billion a week! WHOA! That’s a whole lottuh dough — and as a matter of fact, it is approximately $100 billion more (+13% to be exact…) than the interest you g-fags paid out in the first nine months of 2025! I’m tracking your expenditures on my mobile while simultaneously fling’n middle finger to your stalker cunts, lol! But lemme presume you my reader cocsuckers, $UCK A$$ at Math and $TILL cannot grasp these huge amounts so I’m a illustrate just how much of an insane amount these are because their g-fag and cunt interest payments on their debt are now exactly $20 billion larger than the outlays of their g-fag Departments of Defense, Commerce, their Homeland Security, Education, their Environmental Protection Agency, their Small Business Administration, and their Coronavirus Refundable Credits scheme—combined! You got it now for sure, lol! Yo, fuckheads! Enjoy your g-fag A$$FUCK while I Rock, lol! ~Stateless Warrior

Royal Son of a Bitch

Wed, 08 Jul 2026 21:43:03 CDT

Oh, for fuck’s sake! The Duke of Sussex – that whiny, backstabbing little ginger cunt who sold out his own family for a book deal and a Netflix cheque – is back in the UK like a dog returning to eat his own fuckin vomit! This time it’s for his precious Invictus Games circle-jerk and, surprise surprise, to get publicly ass-fucked in the High Court by the very tabloids he’s been crying about for years…. Yesterday (July 7, 2026, for those of you keeping score at home), while backstabbing Prince Harry was mincing around London pretending to give a shit about wounded veterans (who the fuck you think you’re kidding bitch?), a wise as serpent judge took one look at his meritless ass-yanked privacy lawsuit against Associated Newspapers – the Daily Mail lot – and told him, Elton John, Liz Hurley, and the rest of the celebrity sob-story washed-up has-been’s faghots and cunts to go fuck themselves! All claims dismissed! Zero damages! Probably tens of millions in legal bills now heading straight up their collective rectums and Elton John dislodged his Nubian sized dildo to make room for it up his stinky filthy faghot ass! Whitewash? Mate, that’s the sound of your own hypocrisy slapping you in the face harder than Meghan’s last yacht “audition” tape! Lemme break this down for the slow retarded America. kids in the back…. Harry, the eternal Spare who stabbed his dad, brother, and the entire monarchy in the back with Spare – that steaming pile of royal whinge-porn where he painted himself as the victimised little bitch while raking in the cash – suddenly wants privacy…. The same prick who let his American tramp wife turn their royal exit into a global victimhood grift thanks to cunt named Oprah! The same one who’s been leaking, briefing, and monetising every family grievance like a desperate OnlyFans whore with a tiara…. And who’s right there beside him in this epic legal flop? None other than old LIMPING faghot Elton John himself – that ancient, glitter-encrusted drama-fag-queen who’s been coasting on “Candle in the Wind” royalties and virtue-signalling since the 70’s. Imagine the courtroom scene: Harry sniffling about how the mean old Mail ruined his life, while Elton’s over there in his sparkly specs, probably still smelling of the last rent-boy who had to listen to “I’m Still Standing” on loop — after I got fucked up the ass lyrics deleted…. Two washed-up “attention Ho, Ho, Ho, whores” united in their hatred of the press that made them relevant to begin with… What a pathetic fuckin’ fag-O-bromance. The judge basically told them both: “You’ve been dining out on your sob stories for decades. Prove the Mail bugged your arseholes or shut the fuck up!” They couldn’t! Game over! Bend over, faghots and cunts! Here comes the costs order! Meanwhile, back in Montecito, Meghan Markle – the ultimate American tramp whore who went from yacht girl to duchess to professional race-baiting victim – is probably sipping a green juice and counting the dwindling residuals from their flop Netflix series… You know, the one where they tried to sell themselves as the new Obamas but came off like a couple of grifters who got kicked out of the palace for being insufferable. “The Markles” – more like “The Mark-ups.” She’s the one who allegedly pushed Harry to burn every bridge, then sat back while he took the heat! Backstabber Prince and his fame-hungry cunt of a wife! Perfect match…. This Hollywood tramp is out here doing podcasts about “mental health” and “institutional racism” while Harry’s in London getting legally sodomised and sleeping in some random hotel because even King Charles can’t be arsed to let the traitor through the palace gates…. The hypocrisy is so thick you could choke on it! Harry spent years telling the world the British press destroyed his life, then wrote a book that shat all over his family for profit…. Backstabbing Prince and his half-Nubian Tramp fled to America screaming about privacy, then immediately signed up to bare their souls (and probably their bank accounts) on streaming. Now he’s back in the UK, tail between his legs, trying to play the charity prince while his big privacy case collapses like a cheap tent in a storm. And saggy old soon to be blind as an fuckin bat Elton – the original celebrity lawsuit tourist – gets dragged down with him! Two entitled wankers who thought their fame would protect them from consequences…. A wise no-nonsense judge just proved otherwise! Invictus Games? More like “In Vagina Games” – because the only one actually winning anything these days is Meghan’s ability to keep Harry’s balls in her designer handbag while she jets off to another “empowerment” summit. Harry’s the ultimate cuck: betrayed his bloodline for half Nubian WHINY TRAMP pussy and a paycheque, then wonders why nobody in the family wants to hug it out! Cry harder, ginger…. The British public – and now the courts – have had enough of your manufactured trauma…. So here’s the royal roast takeaway, you backstabbing, lawsuit-losing, family-fucking disaster of a prince! Go back to your shithole in California! Stay there! Take your washed-up old queen friend Elton with you! Tell your whore wife to keep peddling that victim narrative while the money dries up…. The UK clearly doesn’t need your pity parties or your privacy tantrums anymore. We’ve seen the receipts… The judge saw them too… You lost! Spectacularly! And the best part? The tabloids you hate are going to have a field day reporting on it! Irony’s a bitch, isn’t it, Harry? Now fuck off back across the Atlantic and spare us all the next chapter of this pathetic soap opera…. Some of us actually have lives that don’t revolve around your endless, whiny, over-privileged bullshit…. But is this the fires backstabber in Royal History of British Monarchy? Heck nope! There are several striking examples of British monarchs who suffered betrayal at the hands of their own sons, with consequences ranging from political turmoil to broken spirits — and I will leave out America’s founding fathers cause they were’t Royals but fuckin peasants! Henry II (Reigned 1154–1189) & His Sons; This is the most dramatic example, because Henry II’s later reign was shattered by the "Great Revolt" of 1173-74, where his wife, Queen Eleanor, and his three eldest sons—Henry the Young King, Richard (the Lionheart), and Geoffrey—allied with his enemy, King Louis VII of France, to seize power… Frenchie cocksuckers of all Euro-bastards! This rebellion continued sporadically for years and on his deathbed in 1189, Henry was devastated to discover that his favorite son, John, had also joined the rebellion against him... Broken and despairing, he reportedly cried out, "John, my very heart, my best beloved... Now let all things go as they will; I care no more for myself nor for anything in this world". Henry died just two days later, utterly defeated and cursing his sons but he was unable to punish them, as the realm was already lost to them. William the Conqueror (Reigned 1066–1087) & Robert ; William’s eldest son, Robert Curthose, grew frustrated at being denied real power in Normandy and rebelled. In 1079, Robert even faced his father in battle at Gerberoi. His own backstabbing bastard of a Royal PUNK son drew his sword against his own father like backstabber Prince Harry with his American Tramp wife.. William was unhorsed and wounded during the battle, finding himself at Robert's mercy but, in a twist of chivalry, Robert chose to spare his father, allowing him to escape. Despite this, William never fully reconciled with Robert. On his deathbed, he reportedly cursed his son before bequeathing him only the Duchy of Normandy, while England went to his second son, William Rufus…. Edward II (Reigned 1307–1327) & Edward III; Edward II’s reign was plagued by unpopular favorites and noble opposition. His wife, Queen Isabella, and her lover, Roger Mortimer, led an invasion in 1326 and they successfully deposed Edward II and placed his teenage son on the throne as Edward III in January 1327, and deposed king was imprisoned and forced to abdicate because unlike King Charles, he had no power to resist. Edward II died (almost certainly murdered) in Berkeley Castle in September 1327, likely on the orders of the new regime… Hey, “pop’s;” you got any bastard backstabber who would shank you in duh back for duh hell of it?” Murder you like natural born killer Menenedez brothers — and your wife, their mother, just to get their Sicario hands on your Beverly Hills Mansion and your money George II (Reigned 1727–1760) & Frederick, Prince of Wales; The Hanoverian dynasty was famously dysfunctional, like American families of today which nobody fuckin knows who their real father is except the mother, cause only she knows who fucked her to make them but, as under New York State Law — which I will cite just as an example, the bastard born was attributed to the man she was legally married to at the time — even though she was a Puerto Rican fuckin cunt if a whore, so now the bastard has the wrong surname while his real pops is someone else altogether and, after 26 years of age, retarded Puertorican bastard actually looks not like his paper pops, but actual biological pops — who was actually a retarded jungle fuckin Chimp! Meanwhile, back to backstabbing Royal SONS OF FUCKIN BITCHES… George II and his eldest son, Frederick Louis, had a bitter, long-standing feud that became a public scandal as Frederick actively supported the parliamentary opposition against his own father's government and while the feud was intense, George II never took drastic action like imprisonment. He is said to have once called Frederick "the greatest villain that ever was born" and even planned to exile him to the colonies, though he never followed through. The conflict only ended with Frederick's sudden death in 1751, which meant George II was ultimately succeeded by his grandson, George III. Henry I (Reigned 1100–1135) & William Adelin; This one is a tragic, rather than treacherous, case though — I think…. Henry I’s only legitimate son, William Adelin, died in the disastrous sinking of the White Ship in 1120. His death, not betrayal, plunged the kingdom into a succession crisis known as "The Anarchy" and led to Henry naming his daughter, Matilda, as his heir…. Cunt got lucky twice, first time when she was born into the family and becoming a LUCKY SPERM RECIPIENT, and the second time when crowned Queen and became a whore like Taylor Swift is today, having sucked all dicks in Nashville long before she met Kelce so doctors had to NOIL her WHITE TRAILER-TRASH pussy IN HOT WATER at exactly 180 degrees to SANITIZE HER VAGINAL ORIFICE before next use… BE MINDFUL OF THE FOLLOWING MY LITTLE AMERICAN ORGANIZED STALKING ORINE FUCKIN BITCHES; Edward I & His Son: The future Edward II's close relationship with Piers Gaveston so enraged Edward I that he reportedly called his son an "ill-born son of a whore" and banished Gaveston. George III & George IV: George IV was famously a rebellious and extravagant prince, leading to a notoriously poor relationship with his father. Charles I: Though his son, the future Charles II, did not directly betray him, he was part of the royalist faction that fought the Civil War. The king was ultimately executed by Parliament, not his son. IN RETROSPECT, these betrayals were rooted in the struggle for power, land, and autonomy. Responses ranged from the utter despair of Henry II to the chilling deposition of Edward II, demonstrating that even the most powerful monarchs were vulnerable to the ambitions of their own flesh and blood like King Charles is to his backstabbing son Prince Harry’s and if I were him I’d strip his fuckin ass if royal title Prince without any hesitation at once! But there is hope of course because Prince William is the future of the monarchy — not Prince Harry, so he views every decision through the lens of protecting the institution he will inherit, and that naturally makes him more cautious than sentimental. Prince William is a good judge of character and he no longer recognizes Prince Harry which is the way it should be cause after your own brother backstabs you with his American Tramp wife, there ain’t no more brotherhood but only lifelong enemyhood! Prince Harry is just another backstabbing cock sucker in the long history of British Monarchs betrayed by their own bastard sons for one reason or another, so pass the popcorn and enjoy the show as I swing my dick in new direction of of real things that matter, not this backstabbing “Royal Son Of A FUCKIN BITCH!” All Prince Harry’s wounds are self inflicted…. He is frustrated that he cannot have the freedom of private life with the infrastructure of public duty, That is the contradiction at the heart of this entire fight so now Harry wants the world to believe he left the institution, but not the importance that came with it still not realizing that it was only that infrastructure of of PUBLIC DUTY that made and kept him relevant in the global media, but now that he has pissed all that away, his is no longer a Prince but just another rich peasant in California’s Montecito and now that this Peasant lost his civil case against the Media, at least he doesn’t have to cry on the fuckin stand because he has his Tramp of a wife to cry in her lap! This is a great lesson for all famous folk out there to never sue the media regardless of the bullshit they say or print about you because they keep your stupid ass RELEVANT so mathematically even bad publicity is GOOD PUBLICITY by definition.. You dig how this Madison ave shit now works? No? Well, you’ve scrolled all the way to duh bottom so lemme reward you by revealing mathematical portion to you… A 30 second infomercial car run you $ 500,000 so just quicky mention of you in the Media — good or bad, you come out on top mathematically due to NO COST COVERAGE! But if you can get media’s attention during Superbowl whe a mere 30 second infomercial runs fuh $ 8 mil in duh bill, you’re creaming it! Bad Bunny with his BORIQUA stint wrote the book on this shit! Bad Bunny took ‘rem to the fuckin cleaners so don’t be a DUMB as a Kite white cracker who “CRACKED” under Media pressure ( of course there’s gonnuh be pressure, they got a 5pm deadline you dumb British former Prince bitch, lol!), but play ball and hump like “Bad Bunny” to gitchuh mucho money! Yeah, fuck this dumb white cracker who mentally a weak pussy if a wrecker and stick with BORIQUA Bad Bunny who REFUSED TO SING in fuckin English, and $TILL cleaned them the fuck out cause there ain’t no doubt he knows how to PLAY THE MEDIA — like fuckin fiddler! Bad Bunny gets respect from me because he refused to bow to g-fags if MAGA ! Up in this bitch of mine, at MyVideoTime.com, I track them with cookies I put in their fuckin devices and easily detect if they are MAGA, at which point I delete all their videos without notice and ban them for life, lol. Why? MAGA is NOT AN ALL INCLUSIVE group they claim to be but is a separatist Adversarial ultra nationalist fascist movement and I don’t allow such bastards on my video sharing platform! But this is just the tip of the iceberg… Trump’s 2.0 is Those is the most corrupt administration in American nation's history, and those who support it are NOT WELCOME HERE! If you have issues with that permanent policy of mine, go hug a Bank robber who just cleaned your account cause that is what a Conman named Trump is doing to YOUR ENTIEE FUCKIN NATION so until you grow a set of fuckin balls and start speaking against it, RESISTING; “YOU HAVE NO FUCKIN BUSINESS BEING ON THIS PLATFORM OF MINE” cause lame fuckin cowards ain’t welcome here —only BRAVE WARRIORS some of whom just kike Bad Bunny, despite having been born in Purto Rico with a plastic spoon in their mouth, REFUSED to even sing in English, tha language of Trump 2.0 oppressors, refused to join ICE like 60% cowardly Latinos did so now they target evennjndigent Latinos from South America who risked their lives to reach Unites States because they had hopes and dream a Conman is now robbing them of every time these cocksuckers abduct them in fields and at bust stops even in Hollywood USA where they earn their keep by the sweat of their brow not by stealing and rubbing people blind like Donald Trump, his sons, and his Mar-A-Lago Mafia! After they abduct them, ICE tortured them in custody with chemical agents constantly…. In this footage below, prison guards killed an inmate by beating him to death and the only reason they got caught, cause the bodycam went on inadvertently during the beating when the record button was accidentally engaged… https://www.myvideotime.com/video/389/if-you-stalker-g-agent-fags-ever-pitch-me-your-new-your/ Bad Bunny made a conscious choice to RESIST and never become an oppressor! You can learn a lot from a Bunny…. Even my own mother, government stalker rats abducted on 12/06/2017 without a single warrant and or Judicial Order right in the middle of downtown Los Angeles after a g-fag stalker staged collision by “LONG-TERM” g-fag stalker agents of USA. https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/ (MY MISSION SINCE 12/06/2017 HAS NEVER DEVIATED IN THE SLIGHTEST, IT IS STRICTLY TO RESCUE MY BELOVED MOTHER FROM HER GOVERNMENT, STALKER, TORTURER, ABDUCTORS HANDS…) Then they isolated my mother against all Camifornia laws on the books which deem that to be insurmountable torture, sexually abused her in custody, and tortured her with handheld microwave energy weapons. They they transferred her out of LA to another County so that she remains truly isolated until I broke their fuckin system encryption and with laser accuracy, located her exact whereabouts! Now these stalker government agent fags mistakenly believe they will get to be amigos with me but all they will ever get is one way funeral tickets second they ever demand government cocksucking Servicio cause no bitch of their evuh gittin close than this post! LAPD, that pussy PLICING agency which use to bravely refuse to carry out Trump 2.0 FASCIST immigration policies and now bow down to his ultra nationalist will and serve as ICE abductors protection detail despite California laws which bar them from doing so. Who wants hours and hours of video footage I amassed of LAPD doing so, while ICE Agents beat and torture handcuffed undocumented persons.. How come San No’ and San Franny PD didn’t BOW to Trump 2.0 Ffascist G-fag will? Prince Harry and his strawberry in California’s G-house turned into your amusement mouse, but backstabbed belong in Hell where Satan dwell! This is my opinion and not if any other, so fuck you my dear brother cause your American Tramp is a backstabbing whore, and as such a total bore! “Kudos to King Charles….” Stateless Warrior — OUT!

American Government Lucifer + 3000 Gods

Wed, 08 Jul 2026 03:49:04 CDT

(DISSclaimer; This post of mine is strictly for $ATIRE PURPO$E$ as I raise AWARENE$$ of consequences stupid decision making processes exhibited by both some Republicans and SOME Democratic Presidents — and their spawned two digit IQ’d offspring! Because natural State of Being of all humans is absolute chaos, government is absolutely necessary so the right thing to do is to advise and counsel your leaders NOT TO GO AROUND TRYING TO WHACK ‘EM ALL OVUH THE PLACE like Sicilian Mafia and utterly corrupt DEA Agents in the Eastern District of New York do by murdering individuals they target for execution…. They can even carry out a bona fide hit on you inside their penal institution but if on the street, it will be staged as an accident — and all the way in San Diego, they can hit you there cause it’s their “border playground!” How do I have soo much intel? No man alive has EVER BEFORE ME infiltrated highest ranks of federal law enforcement agencies and counters-surveilled them silently for twenty years STRAIGHT — to date, and even tediously developed AGENT INFORMANTS within their ranks as I developed them to be my long term covert counter-intel sources within their Agencies… Don’t tell them (REDACTED) one of the guys thanks to whom their CIA FIELD Agents got to ESTABLISH their cover deep inside SOME communist nations where their COMMUNIST counterpart agents shoot you upon sight so (REDACTED) so much experience in this game that it’s CAKEWALK (REDACTED)! I reveal this to show that this video I single-handedly produced is satire and absolutely NOTHING is real about it as I am NOT calling for overthrow of American Government — lol, but have instead simply resorted tot he use of audio visual medium which I am also a master of, to depict “heinous evil crimes” within government by (criminally minded individuals) due to the fact that pious religious folk tend to connect the dots far faster when you DRAW comparisons of human crimes to that of Lucifer and then the light bulb goes on and they comprehend the sheer necessity to have them removed from power because with soo many people entering your halls of government, mud is tracked all over the place — so the people who rule by proxy get to benefit cause the House they acquired though generational inheritance from their founding fathers, got a good cleaning with bleach and is now sanitary with trash disposed of… You gottuh keep the LID on that garbage can to keep it from overflowing cause if you don’t, it starts to stink real fuckin bad! No other way to make America great again kids! No sitting President can pull this huge endeavor off single-handed regardless what Political side he is on and or is NOT! And until you clean up your own trash sure as hell you ain’t gonnuh clean any other from anywhere else on Earth! You gottuh REMOVE all who aren’t on your side so that nobody is there to SNAP your CHAIN of command, so hanging all internal saboteurs by their cowardly balls is prerequisite numero UNO or you end up with saboteurs and your GOVERNANCE is going to be NOTHING MORE than a CHEAP DATE! DO YOU dumb fuckers know how to govern or you NEED lessons from a secret God of that shit? Wise the fuck up while I sling my satire to pitch your asses on both sides of your Political isle and do YOU a favuh’ nobody has done you before and compel you all to see that to keep a nation goin “UP” you gottuh part with both LEFT and RIGHT unless you want it to DEAD-DROP!) The American Government: Lucifer & His 3000 False Gods and Stalker Faggot Ass-Kissers! Unholly mother-fucking shit on a flaming Satanic Pentagram, you brain-dead, flag-waving, ass-kissing sheep! Sit the fuck down and listen, because I’m about to drag the entire rotting corpse of the American government through the goddamn street while it’s still twitching…. This ain’t your regular “government bad” blog…. This is the truth: the United States of America is straight-up Lucifer wearing a cheap suit, surrounded by 3,000 screaming false gods, and every single one of their creepy little agent stalker faggots and cunts is out here demanding you drop to your knees, open wide, and swallow their loyalty load like a good little bitch. Lemme name these demonic motherfuckers….. Lucifer is the big dick in the sky — the invisible hand that actually runs shit while presidents come and go like cheap whores! Then you got the 3,000 false gods: IRS God (pays for the lube), FBI God (watches you jerk off through your webcam like the ultimate stalker ex), CIA God (fucks countries and then cries when they cum back angry), NSA God (records every time you say “fuck the government” so they can jerk off to it later), ATF God, DEA God, EPA God, FDA God, HUD God, DOE God — I could keep going until your fuckin nano sized balls you use yer grammuh’s fuckin loop and twizzers to find — fall the fuck off! Every single alphabet agency is a false god that expects tithes, worship, and your eternal fucking obedience… And who enforces this Luciferian circle-jerk? Government stalker agent faggots…. While demand enlistment under threat of imprisonment…. These cunts in cheap suits and government-issued hard-ons! They don’t protect you! They don’t serve you! They stalk you! They listen to your phone calls, they read your texts, they know when you googled “how to disappear.” Then they show up at your door with that fake smile and say, “We just need a little cooperation, citizen.” Translation: “Bend over and kiss the ring, or we’ll fuck your entire bloodline into poverty.” These American government stalker faggots want worship! They want you to stand up, hand over heart, and pledge allegiance to a piece of cloth that represents a system that would sell your grandmother’s teeth for a fuckin taxable nickel! They want you to vote for the next false god like it actually matters which dick is gonna fuck you! From Republicans to Democrats it’s all the same fuck! There ain’t no fuckin difference in the slightest! They want you to snitch on your neighbors, rat out your family, and thank them for the privilege of being their bitch! And what are all stupid fuckin citizens? You’re the biggest ass-kissers on the planet! You line up like good little cum dumpsters every four years to choose which false god gets to raw-dog the Constitution next! You wave flags so hard your arms fall off while they tax your soul into oblivion. You thank the troops for dying in wars started by these same false gods who don’t give a single flying fuck about them! You call the cops when you’re scared — the same cops who are just the local franchise of Lucifer’s stalker faggot army of federal stalker agent faggots and cunts cause remember bitch, that orders flow too down not bottoms up! Then you have the audacity to act surprised when they beat your ass for not kissing theirs fast enough in every single fuckin state! You dumb motherfuckers actually believe this shit is freedom? Freedom my fucking ass! Freedom is what they sell you while they’re balls-deep in your wallet, your privacy, and your future. You’re not free… You’re livestock with voting rights and a flag to jerk off to…. And g-fag ass kissing foreigners? Unholly Satanic Government Lucifer shit, you’re even more pathetic! You risk dying in the desert, drowning in the ocean, or getting trafficked just to come here and kiss American government ass! You get here and suddenly you’re waving the flag harder than the natives, screaming “USA! USA!” while they fingerprint you, track you, and tax you for the honor of licking their boots! Congratulations, you traded whatever shithole you came from for a slightly fancier shithole where the false gods speak English and demand you say “thank you daddy government” before they fuck you — right up the ass again and again! These stalker agent cunts have turned the whole country into one giant glory hole… You want a job? Kiss the corporate false gods who are in bed with the government false gods. You want to keep your house? Kiss the bank false gods who are in bed with the IRS false god. You want to not get disappeared? Keep your mouth shut and your head down like a good little ass-kissing bitch. The second you stand up and say “fuck your Lucifer cult,” here come the faggot agents with their warrants, their audits, their “national security letters,” and their “we’re just asking questions” bullshit! You know what’s hilarious? These motherfuckers actually think they’re gods…. They walk around with their chests puffed out like they created the universe instead of just being the world’s most expensive gang of pencil-pushing, ass-licking, power-tripping cunts who couldn’t find their own dicks without a fuckin subpoena! Newsflash, you demonic fucks! The only thing you created is a nation of trained monkeys who clap when you steal their bananas and call it “taxes.” So here’s my advice to every single one of you ass-kissing, flag-sucking, government-dick-worshipping motherfuckers out there — citizens and foreigners alike: Keep sucking! Keep bending over!  Keep pledging! Keep voting!  Keep snitching on me you backstabbing Prince Harry copycat cunts! Because the second you stop, these 3,000 false gods and their stalker faggot agents are gonna remind you exactly who the real bitches are in this relationship… And me? I’ll be over here laughing my ass off, middle fingers up, watching American G-fag Lucifer and his army of false gods jerk each other off while the rest of you keep pretending this is freedom! Now go ahead! Report this post! Flag it! I own this entire site bitch, and decide what gets sanctioned and who gets fucked for flagging my posts! Send your little agent faggots to my door…. I’ll be waiting with popcorn and the biggest “fuck you” sign I can find! Because unlike you brain-dead cum rags, I don’t worship false gods! I just mock the living shit out of them! And I do it to watch your stupid fuckin heads get all red the following day as you line up like fuckin turkeys inside your cockroach Supermarkets to six me hoping to poison my groceries… Suck on that, you Lucifer-loving organized-stalking American and foreign born fuckin stalker g-fag ass kissing cunts! Tell all your 3000 + DEAD Gods I told them to go fuck themselves cause they’re as mortal as that American g-fag government of ya’z! Fuck ‘em all let God sort ‘em out! #LFAO Stateless Warrior

Trump is Fucking Meloni

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 19:59:03 CDT

Trump & Meloni’s “Very Special Relationship” Just Went Full Pornhub — and will be the next full-feature film I will produce? Well, I ain’t gonnuh take my sarcasm that far but… Will make it a blogpost series… Titled; “The Fuck That Broke the Internet! (and Probably the Bed)” Posted by Stateless Warrior on July 7, 2026 | 69,420 views and climbing faster than Trump’s hands on a hot fucking mic! A private villa in Tuscany so fancy even Berlusconi would’ve blushed! Olive trees weee swaying with real olives, not that fake shit at American Supermarkets with FAKE Olive oil labels….The faint smell of espresso and impending poor decisions permeates in the air as Donald J. Trump walks in wearing nothing but a red MAGA hat, his favorite gold watch, and that “I just grabbed democracy by the pussy” grin… You kno’ what I mean? Giorgia Meloni is waiting in a power suit that’s already half-unbuttoned because she’s Italian and doesn’t have time for foreplay that lasts longer than a government coalition…. Trump doesn’t bother with hello though cause this American Prez is all bout Italian pussy biz 24/7/365! “Giorgia, baby Donnie quirked… You’re looking tremendous…. Almost as tremendous as my… Manly Tylenol bruised hands… You know what they say about big hands, right? They’re the best hands… The greatest hands… People tell me all the time.” Meloni smirks, that famous scowl melting into something dangerous. “Donald, you talk too much... In Italy we say ‘chi parla troppo, fotte poco.’ The one who talks too much fucks too little!” Trump’s eyes light up like he just heard the words “tariff” and “beautiful pussy up for grabs time…” “Challenge accepted.” Clothes don’t just come off — they flee the scene like a CNN five O’clock deadline chasing corporate cocksucking cunt of a reporter at a Trump rally! Her blouse hits the floor cause it’s dicky-ducky time and Meloni’s melons firm up in anticipation of Antares mushroom shaped throbbing cock surfing her Italian pussy — again and again! Trump stares at her chest like he’s inspecting a new golf course… Nice melons — he quirks.. “Meloni? More like Melons…. These are the best melons... The yugest melons! I love melons! I’m gonna motorboat these melons like I’m at the Iowa State Fair and I just won the blue ribbon for ‘Most Tremendous Tit Man.’” Even Rudy Hiuliani, a World renowned Italian tit aficionado would have been jealous… He dives in face-first. Brrrrrrrrrrrt! Meloni actually giggles — a sound so rare it probably caused a small earthquake in Ragusa Sicily where my late uncle Biaggio was born as females on my family’s Serbian side of my family got married to Guido’s… “Mamma mia! Your mouth is like a Dyson vacuum — sucking everything in its path and making weird noises!” Trump comes up for air, hair slightly askew (which for him is basically full nudity). “That’s the best motorboating you’ve ever had… Admit it! Nobody motorboats like me…. Ask anyone.” She shoves him onto the bed with surprising strength — the same strength she uses to keep Italy’s far-right coalition from eating itself alive… “Show me, big man! Or are you all talk like every other American president?” Trump’s pants hit the floor... His “tremendous asset” springs free like it’s been waiting to Make America Hard Again. “Look at this… The best dick.. The greatest Mushroom shaped dick… Some people say it’s the biggest dick in presidential history. Bigger than Washington’s! Bigger than Lincoln’s! Way bigger than Sleepy Joe’s — that guy couldn’t get it up with a crane and a bottle of Viagra.” Meloni straddles him… Sucks him balls deep x12 no problemo, drains his fuckin pipes, and this American President has had a hardon for Italian cunts ever since so let the Prez of USA get his dick wet again and again and mind your own fuck’n business cause the fate of the free World depends on it, but if all the President chooses to hold in his hand is a hammer, everything will look like a nail and he will be swingin’ it till the end of his term without accomplishing anything worthwhile… And because Trump has even turned former Pentagon needlessly into a war hammer, he has led USA on a dead end in Hormuz… Furthermore; Trump has allowed Israel to operate without conditions, without demands, without consequences — which is a total mistake because it is his nconditional support that has allowed Netanyahu to deny food and medical relief to innocent Palestinians in Gaza, leaving the WHILE world to conclude that Israelis not only want to kill Palestinians, but they are completely indifferent to their death, to their destruction and completely indifferent to their suffering, and that is why the while World has already turned against Israel and will have no apathy for their anti Palestinian operations which are clearly a Genocide at this juncture…. Pussy grabber bit more than he could chew… What do I think of Jew Arab conflicts? Honestly? "That those chanting 'from the river to the sea' need to never be allowed to have their way, and that those calling for a 'Greater Israel,’ need to never never be allowed to have have your way either because both sides need to be compelled by a neutral not one sided party like Trump 2.0 USA, to be compelled against their will to a mutually acceptable compromise…” But that will never be cause idiots are in power…. Best of luck on dead end street called Hormuz, you went down the wrong rabbit hole you foolish old bafoon…. “If 20,000 POLICE agencies all responded to domestic violence calls with firearms to handout to their favorites, all parties in dispute would be dead fuckin corpses so if you don’t have that policy domestically in force, you sure as hell don’t enact it in Global politics unless you want to be $CREWED again and again.. Stateless Warrior

USPS MONKEYS DELIVER CHAOS

Fri, 03 Jul 2026 22:07:03 CDT

OFFICIAL USPS G-FAG VIRAL RANT: THE USPS GOVERNMENT MONKEYS ARE OFFICIALLY GOING EXTINCT — AND THEIR BROKE PENSIONS ARE THE FIRST PARCEL TO GET “RETURN TO SENDER, NO FORWARDING ADDRESS;” Listen up flea-bitten, banana-brained, government-subsidized Simia Postalis Bureaucraticus — the official scientific name for the USPS Government Monkey. Yeah, I said it! The slack-jawed, tail-dragging, blue-uniformed primates who’ve been swinging through America’s mail system like it’s their own personal jungle gym since the Pony Express went digital…. You “letter carriers”? More like letter losers. You “mail handlers”? More like mail manglers. You think you’re essential infrastructure? You’re essential the same way Marketing Mail is essential — bulk-rate junk nobody asked for, clogging the system while actual delivery evolved past you…. Let’s talk about your broke-ass pension, you entitled chimps! That “defined benefit” golden banana you all negotiated like it was a lifetime supply of taxpayer-funded fruit? It’s as funded as a COD package with “payment refused” stamped on it. Billions in missed contributions. Trillions in unfunded liabilities. You pre-funded your own retiree health benefits the same way you “pre-fund” your relevance — by ignoring reality until the whole thing collapses under the weight of your simian incompetence…. Your pension isn’t a Forever Stamp, you deluded primates. It’s a Forever Stamp that got recalled because it couldn’t even cover the cost of its own obsolescence. You’ll be retiring on food stamps while the rest of us get Informed Delivery notifications that your golden years are “undeliverable as addressed.” Insufficient funds? More like insufficient brains. The only thing “certified” about your retirement is that it’s Certified Mail straight to the poorhouse… Priority Mail Express extinction is coming for you, and it’s got a money-back guarantee. While Amazon’s actual humans (and soon their robot overlords) deliver in electric vans with real tracking and actual competence, you’re still out there in your rust-bucket LLV (Long Life Vehicle? Try Long Lasting Vehicular embarrassment) “attempting delivery” at 4:17 p.m. on a Tuesday and slapping a “We missed you — come to the post office that’s only open when we feel like it” tag on everything. Your idea of Signature Confirmation is confirming that yes, you are in fact a waste of oxygen in polyester…. Ground Advantage? The only advantage you ever had was being grounded in 1973 technology and union rules that protect your right to underperform in perpetuity. Perpetuity, by the way, is shorter than your average “2-5 day” USPS Ground Advantage delivery window when the package actually shows up damaged, opened, or “lost in transit” somewhere between the sorting facility and your banana peel-covered truck…. You Parcel Select primates got Parcel Selected for extinction the second private industry figured out how to do your job without the government teat. First-Class Mail? First-class idiots. You scan packages as “delivered” while they’re still sitting in your truck like a bunch of irregular parcels with nonmachinable surcharges for being too stupid to fit in the modern economy. Media Mail gets treated better than you — at least the media pretends you’re heroes while quietly routing around you with every private carrier on Earth… Your mating habits? Reproduce like rabbits on government time, then raise another generation of chimpanzee clerks who inherit the sacred right to complain about “working conditions” while the rest of us actually work. Your diet? Taxpayer bananas, stale Forever Stamps, and the salty tears of small business owners whose “Priority Mail” arrived via Media Mail speeds because you were too busy filing grievances to move a box…. Tracking your decline has been hilarious. Last scan: 1987. Current status: “In transit to extinction.” Return Receipt Requested? Here’s your receipt — $0.00 pension balance, postage due on your entire existence. Registered Mail? You’re now registered as critically endangered. The dodo had more dignity. Carrier pigeons at least showed up on time and didn’t demand a pension for it. You? You’re the evolutionary dead end between the Pony Express and the drone that just dropped off your replacement notice…. The last USPS Government Monkey will be found clutching a half-eaten banana and a “We tried to deliver your relevance but the recipient was unavailable” tag, while Amazon, UPS, FedEx, and a fleet of autonomous robots laugh their way to the bank. Your ancillary services? Forwarding your own obituary to the history books. Address correction? Correct this: you’re obsolete. Damaged in transit? Your entire business model. Insufficient address? Insufficient everything…. So go ahead, you pathetic, union-protected, pension-poaching primates. Keep swinging from your collective bargaining agreement vines. Keep marking everything “customer not home” while the future delivers itself without you. The extinction event already started. Your only extra service now is providing comedy content for the rest of us watching your slow-motion “return to sender” spiral…. Final notice: Do not attempt to redeliver relevance…. It is undeliverable as addressed…. No forwardin! No refund! No survivors! #USPSGovernmentMonkeys #ExtinctPension #DeliverThisToTheTrash #PrivateSectorAlreadyWon #BananaRepublicUSPS #CODYourOwnExtinction Share this before these g-fag monkeys try to “hire you” and turn you into their USPS mail monkey bitch! Happy China Dependence Day USPS Government Monkey Fuckers! Real Film? Augh yeah! And it will be streaming on my upcoming platform via paid subscription and I insanely generous, on a family plan I will allow up to FIVE simultaneous connections, WHOA! And will not penalize you if all IP’s are in different cities and countries! Go to one of my platforms called SicarioAi.app and register to a BETA tester… Once you are in my system you get free rides, whoa! But wait…. Before you laugh at this and be dismissive about it as garbage, this original entertaining series of films is going to asscap typical Hollywood productions as it has a price tag nobody could beat! In grand total less than $20.00 to produce start to finish! I’m here to completely bulldoze high cost productions — not disrupt them! My merch alone will cost more than that, T-shirts with my colorful monkey cast will go for $ 24.95 EACH! Global order fulfillment from day one! Hollywood doesn’t know how to read audiences who are soonTIRED of their bullshit superhero’s and want something NEW —again and again sontheymoiss away $170 million on a Supergirl production which nobody wants to waste money on watching… And even more? Is this fantastic original production of mine really going to be at theatres? I’m not the idiot who pays another for 3000 screens and theatrical showing cause all my productions will go be piped directly to my content consumers on their personal devices so they can have an intimate experience as they interact with my platform… No? I’ll even reveal the numbers here cause nobody alive can beat my math, NONODY! Bear in mind that my film streaming platform is just one Golden Goose of all the platforms I engineered from scratch and all about to transition from pre revenue to REVENUE, so read below and I’ll teach you math in business my little cocksuckers… What your asses got wrong? Stop chasing Netflix numbers! Ultra-niche streaming is a math teacher’s dream!!! If you talk to me fro bout ten seconds the first Q I hit anyone with is to determine how their MIND has been CONDITIONED and in this case most have been conditioned to think that streaming is a "winner-take-all" bloodbath. Uou imagine billion-dollar content budgets and tens of millions of subscribers just to break even. But that is a myth perpetuated by the giants so they could milk investors not just in film streaming but also Soace Rocket companies, no $HIT! Here is the reality as far as streaming platform monetization: A lean, niche film streaming platform can generate $588,000 in annual gross profit with just 10,000 subscribers paying $5 a month—provided you master the math of the operating cost. Lemme run the numbers real quick in this example just to show my math has no holes in it if any kind… Step 1: The Baseline Revenue; The math here is simple arithmetic. Monthly Recurring Revenue (MRR): 10,000 subscribers × $5 = $50,000…. Annual Revenue: $50,000 × 12 months = $600,000 One million dollars? No, not the first year… But six figures in revenue is a solid foundation for a specialized platform. The question is: how much of that do you get to keep? Step 2: My "2% Magic;” Here is where the profitability kicks in. In my streaming platform model, my total operating cost—the cost to actually stream my original films, run my servers, and provide basic support—is just 2% of subscriber revenue…. I task my Sicario Ai to provision instant support… Even billing is fully automated by me… 2% of $50,000 = $1,000 per month (or $12,000 annually). For every $5 your subscriber pays me, it will cost me exactly just $0.10 to deliver the film to their screen. Where does that $1,000 go? My Content Delivery (CDN): $400 (video files are large, but my compression and modern edge computing make this cheap per view). Cloud Hosting & Database: ~$300. AI Customer Support & Ticketing: ~$200 (no human agents needed for Tier 1 issues). Miscellaneous (Domain, SSL, Monitoring): ~$100. Step 3: My Profit Reality; Let’s subtract the costs from the revenue: Monthly Gross Profit: $50,000 (Revenue) – $1,000 (Costs) = $49,000 Annual Gross Profit: $49,000 × 12 = $588,000 That is a 98% gross margin. In the SaaS world, that is god-tier profitability! WOW! To put that in perspective, software companies rejoice at 80% margins. Here, you are clearing nearly $49,000 a month in pure cash flow. The Critical Caveat (The "Content" Elephant); You might be screaming, "But what about licensing the films?!" You are right to pause. In this model, licensing is a fixed cost, not a variable cost. If you buy a curated library of 50 indie films for a flat $20,000 per year, that eats into your $588k profit, but you are still left with a very healthy ~$568k, however, my platform will be unique because all my films will be produced at breakneck speed by my own production corp… Everything… Three to five days tops per entire film.. Nobody alive can beat my production time! However, even if I decided to buy lame Indie productions in bulk, the "2%" rule applies specifically to the marginal operating cost—the cost of serving each additional viewer. If you secure content via revenue-share (e.g., paying the filmmaker 50% of the $5), your margin changes. But if you negotiate a flat-rate window license, your marginal cost stays at 2%, making every new subscriber pure profit. Dig? Scaling my Model… Here is the best part: My math is linear. At 100,000 subscribers, my revenue hits $6M, my operating cost hits $120k, and my profit jumps to ~$5.88M. But, My infrastructure cost doesn't spike exponentially because modern cloud architecture auto-scales! So do you need cocksucker Peter Thiel’s money to get this venture into a Mega Streaming platform? Not at all! You don't need a billion-dollar library to build a profitable streaming business…. You need: 1. A niche audience willing to pay $5 for content they can't get on the mainstream platforms. + plans for Family etc… Ea$y pea$y! 2. A fixed-cost content strategy (curation over creation). 3. An obsessive focus on lean tech—automated support, efficient video encoding, and smart CDN routing. 10,000 subscribers is just 0.000125% of the global population actually in case you haven’t figured that out. It is an incredibly achievable number. My math proves that if you can find that small tribe and keep your tech lean, you aren’t just a streamer—you’re a money-printing machine because absolutely all my music releases will be funneled via my Film and Music streaming site and all Artists I lock in via recording contracts will also only be available on this (REDACTED) same streaming platform… So whether YOU are focusing on subscriber count, or on margin my math says you should clearly choose the latter. Who wants to argue against Guru of Math and physics… How many songs have you written? One? Me 23,909 with 70,000 variants total of each in seven different languages I am fluent in… So unlike all other Artists lining up like Turkeys for YouTube Money $CAM $LAUGHTER, I engineered my own music publishing pipeline with such detailed analytics only NSA has equal analytics to that of me so when I get to the point of going on World Tours, I will only book venues at Concert Arena’s where I can guarantee 98% attendance rates…. Heck, I even engineered my own in-built ticketing System… Stateless Warrior

Folsom Prison Serbian REMIX

Fri, 03 Jul 2026 14:36:03 CDT

Description: Yo, before you go fuckin bananas and hit my site DMCA form intake like FREAQIN maniacs, lemme clarify the body of law that allows this REMIX to beaming with cause it’s gonnuh save you shitload of cease and desist letters you submit cause I shit on em in bulk…. My remix is NOT for commercial purposes and I don’t make a single red cent off it! Enjoy my remix and now on with legal disclaimer I personally drafted… WEBSITE DISCLAIMER; Disclaimer for "Stateless Warrior's Folsom Prison Serbian Remix" This website and its content, including the audio recording "Stateless Warrior's Folsom Prison Serbian Remix" (the "Remix"), are provided for informational, entertainment, and artistic purposes only…. Copyright Disclaimer; The Remix is a parody/satire based upon "Folsom Prison Blues," originally written and performed by Johnny Cash. This transformative work is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by the estate of Johnny Cash or any rights holders of the original composition…. This site and the Remix are operated on a non-commercial basis when it pertains to parodies. No profit is derived from the use of the underlying copyrighted material. The Remix is made available for purposes of criticism, comment, and parody, and is intended as a transformative artistic expression. Fair Use Notice; In accordance with 17 U.S.C. Section 107 (the fair use doctrine), the Remix uses portions of the original work solely to evoke and comment upon the original, while adding new meaning and expression through the Serbian language adaptation and remix elements. The use is non-commercial and does not substitute for or compete with the original work in the market. No Infringement Intended; All rights to the original "Folsom Prison Blues" remain with their respective owners. This site does not claim ownership of any pre-existing copyrighted material. If you are a rights holder and believe that your rights have been violated, please contact me, and I will promptly address your concerns… Limitation of Liability; The content on this site is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. Neither I nor any other future site creators assume no responsibility for any claims, damages, or liabilities arising from the use of this site or the Remix. Law Refferences (Read before you DCIM me..) LEGAL OUTLINE: NON-COMMERCIAL PARODY AND SATIRE 1. United States - Fair Use (17 U.S.C. Section 107) Under U.S. copyright law, the fair use doctrine permits certain unauthorized uses of copyrighted works without permission. Parody is explicitly recognised as a potential fair use. Courts evaluate fair use using four factors: Factor 1: Purpose and character of the use; Non-commercial, transformative uses (like parody) are favoured. The Supreme Court has held that parody may qualify as fair use even when done for profit - so non-commercial status weighs even more strongly in the creator's favour. Factor 2: Nature of the copyrighted work; Creative works (like songs) receive more protection, but this factor is rarely decisive in parody cases. Factor 3: Amount and substantiality used; Parody may copy enough of the original to "conjure up" the work being parodied. The Remix uses only what is necessary to evoke "Folsom Prison Blues" for the purpose of transformation. Factor 4: Effect on the potential market; A parody that does not act as a market substitute for the original is unlikely to harm the copyright owner. The Remix is non-commercial and does not compete with sales or licensing of the original. Prior case references; Key precedent: In Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that a parody of Roy Orbison's "Oh, Pretty Woman" was protected under fair use, even though it was created for commercial purposes. This establishes that parody is a recognised fair use purpose. 1. My Serbian Law - Parody Exception Serbia's Law on Copyright and Related Rights contains a specific exception for parody and caricature: The law allows the free readaptation of a published copyrighted work if it constitutes a parody or caricature, provided that it is not misleading and does not create confusion regarding the origin of the original work. The exception is interpreted broadly to protect freedom of expression, including satirical commentary on public figures and events. For this Remix of mine, I clearly indicated its parodic nature and do not falsely suggest endorsement by Johnny Cash or his estate, so it falls within this statutory exception. 1. European Context (InfoSoc Directive) Many European countries, including EU member states, have implemented a parody exception under the InfoSoc Directive (2001/29/EC). The Court of Justice of the European Union (CJEU) in Deckmyn established that parody must: Evoke an existing work while being noticeably different, and Convey humour or mockery. Serbian law aligns with these principles, further supporting the legality of the Remix as a parody. STATELESS WARRIOR LAW SUMMARY; Jurisdiction: United States Legal Basis: 17 U.S.C. Section 107 (fair use) Key Requirement: Transformative, non-commercial parody; four-factor analysis. Jurisdiction: Serbia Legal Basis: Law on Copyright and Related Rights (parody exception) Key Requirement: Free readaptation for parody, not misleading, no confusion as to origin. Jurisdiction: European Union (influential context) Legal Basis: InfoSoc Directive / CJEU Deckmyn Key Requirement: Evokes original, conveys humour, is noticeably different. My "Stateless Warrior's Folsom Prison Serbian Remix" - as a non-commercial, transformative parody/satire - is protected under these doctrines in the United States and Serbia, provided it does not mislead the public about its origin or compete commercially with the original work…. WITH nothing but absolute respect for the man in black, Johnny Cash, Stateless Warrior

CIA Director Goin’ LOCO

Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:17:04 CDT

“Save the Texts, Your Honor — I Need Them to Prove the Witch Hunt Was Mean to Me…” Former American CIA G-fag John Brennan Just Filed the Most Glorious 46-Page Exercise in Projection in American Legal History, and it is legal satire up duh wazoo! By your humble fuck federal stalker g-fags of USA correspondent, who has seen some lawfare in his time but never quite this flavor of “I was just following orders when I helped launch the Russia hoax, please don’t let them delete the evidence that I was following orders.” Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and remaining members of the Intelligence Community Assessment fan club: On July 1, 2026, former CIA Director John Brennan walked into the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia and filed a 46-page complaint demanding that the Trump administration preserve every email, text, Signal message, Teams chat, AI query, calendar entry, and whispered conversation related to the investigations into his conduct… Why? Because if he ever gets indicted for his role in the “grand conspiracy” (the one where Obama-era officials allegedly used the Russia probes to deny Trump his civil rights) or for allegedly lying to Congress about the Steele Dossier’s starring role in the January 2017 ICA, he wants to be able to file a vindictive prosecution motion. And for that motion to work, he needs the internal communications showing that President Trump, Acting AG Blanche, Kash Patel, and Joseph diGenova were mean to him on television and Truth Social…. You cannot make this up! The man who spent years calling Trump a traitor, a Russian asset, and a danger to the republic is now suing the government to make sure they don’t delete the receipts proving they think he’s a traitor, a Russian asset, and a danger to the republic…. Exhibit A in the “Chutzpah Hall of Fame;” The complaint opens with citations to two recent district court opinions (one by Chief Judge Boasberg, one by a Minnesota judge) about the dangers of using criminal process against the President’s “perceived adversaries.” Brennan’s lawyers then argue that he is now the victim of exactly that. Pause for laughter…. This is the same John Brennan who: Was a central player in the Intelligence Community Assessment that kicked off the entire Russia collusion narrative. Publicly accused Trump of treason. Was credibly accused (by multiple investigations and the Durham report in the real world) of pushing a dossier he knew was opposition research. Watched as the FBI used that dossier to spy on Trump associates… And now he’s the one in court complaining that the new administration is treating him like an adversary. The projection is so thick you could cut it with a security clearance revocation. The “Irregular Conduct” Section Is Chef’s Kiss Brennan’s lawyers spend pages documenting the “unprecedented, irregular conduct” of this Justice Department: Public statements that Brennan is guilty. Personnel changes (firing people who weren’t moving fast enough or who said the case was weak). Moving investigations around districts. Using Signal and Teams (the horror!). President Trump posting memes of Brennan in an orange jumpsuit. They want the court to treat all of this as evidence that any future charges are vindictive, so the judge should force the government to preserve the internal discussions about how vindictive they’re being…. It’s like the guy who set the barn on fire suing the fire marshal for not preserving the lighter fluid receipts so he can prove the investigation into him was politically motivated. The Relief Requested Is Peak Swamp! Brennan doesn’t ask the court to stop the investigation. He asks it to issue an injunction ordering the entire executive branch to preserve: Every communication about him. Every personnel decision. Every discussion with Jim Jordan’s office. Every discussion with Tulsi Gabbard and John Ratcliffe. Every press statement. Every record held by anyone who ever touched the case, even if they’ve since left government. In other words: Save everything so that when I get indicted for helping frame a president, I can prove you were excited about indicting me. The complaint even has a footnote magnanimously clarifying that most DOJ employees are still good people — it’s just a small subset of Trump loyalists who are the problem. How generous. The career prosecutor who allegedly said “this case is too weak” got removed? That’s not accountability; that’s “irregular.” The new team actually believing the referrals from the current CIA and DNI directors? Also irregular…. “The Irony So Thick It Needs Its Own Preservation Order Brennan’s team cites the Presidential Records Act and Federal Records Act like they’re holy writ!” These are the same statutes that Democratic administrations, media, and watchdog groups spent four years using to sue Trump over deleted tweets, missing texts, and Signal chats. Now the former CIA director who helped run the intelligence apparatus that targeted Trump is using those exact statutes to demand that his potential accusers save their work product. And the best part? The complaint is itself a political document. It reads like a greatest-hits album of 2017–2021 Resistance talking points, complete with the ritual denunciation of the “Russia Hoax” being fake while simultaneously defending the ICA that launched it…. Bottom Line? This isn’t really about preserving records… This is about creating maximum procedural pain, generating headlines about “Trump’s DOJ under fire for record-keeping,” and pre-positioning a vindictive prosecution defense before any charges are even filed. It’s lawfare as performance art…. John Brennan, former CIA Director g-fag spent the better part of a decade turning the intelligence and justice apparatus into a weapon against a political opponent. This fucker is Black Opo’s period dot CUMM. Now that the weapon might be turned around — even clumsily, even with political rhetoric attached — he’s running to a federal judge in D.C. to demand that the government please, please keep the evidence of how much they dislike him. Your honor, the motion is denied. The American people already have the receipts. And unlike the ones Brennan is worried about, these ones aren’t going to auto-delete…. Enjoy the g-fag show kids, shit bout to hit the fan lol! Stateless Warrior Analyzed legal files are here you fuckin pussy; https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.294102/gov.uscourts.dcd.294102.1.0.pdf?ftag=YHF4eb9d17