https://www.myvideotime.com/categories/comedy/ Sun, 07 Jun 2026 18:42:57 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1229/navy-jihad/
Three American geniuses — Bereen Dzayee (25, Lakeside, CA), Elias Shamsaldeen (21, Porterville, CA), and Bisaam Ghafoor (21, Leawood, KS) — weren’t even Navy recruits. Just your average Discord-dwelling civilian ISIS wannabe dipshits arrested June 5-6, 2026, for conspiring to crypto-fund ISIS with over $2,000, dreaming up RPG’s and drones to turn American cry baby PTSD’d looser boozer troops into Swiss cheese! It was basically writing fanfic about cell leader wannabe’s name etched on a rocket for the big Allah-approved fireworks show, drooling over beheading female soldiers and genociding no less than exactly “300,000,000 American citizens.” The other two pitched in with Special Forces drone ideas and stabby fantasies…. Pledged allegiance, sent the cash, ready to martyr up…. Standard American radicalization speedrun, per American DOJ complaint. But from outside this clown car of a country, watching stupid American g-fags “screen” their military is the funniest shitshow on Earth so I thought I’d comment on my channel here, not for Allah, but for MyVideoTime.com patrons… These Yanks act like their Navy is some elite force, yet their enlistment process is apparently so airtight it couldn’t even catch a jihadist with “ISIS” tattooed on his forehead! Lemme paragraph-by-paragraph do my usual roast of their g-fag precious psych evals and ASVAB circus, because clearly it’s working so well that after reviewing their recruit psych based tests, I was taken aback by their low IQ’d Pentagonian swine fest hell! Stupid American g-fags drag their hopeful terrorists to MEPS for their “Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery” – that multiple-choice masterpiece testing word knowledge, math, and “potential for success.” Paragraph comprehension? Perfect for understanding ISIS propaganda… Arithmetic reasoning? Great for calculating crypto transfers to buy RPG’s. These three rocket enthusiasts probably aced the sections on “explosive problem-solving” while their American g-fag Navy recruiters high-fived: “Qualifying score! Ship him to basic – diversity quota met!” Meanwhile, the rest of the world laughs as America’s “aptitude battery” fails to detect guys who want to battery their own American ships to the seafloor. Brilliant! Your fleet’s future admirals, everyone – selected by a test dumber than the recruits! Next up in the American g-fag military meat grinder: the in-depth clinical interview with a licensed psychologist…. “Tell us about your background, mental health history, how you handle high-pressure situations…” Oh, the hilarity. Imagine Ghafoor sitting there, calmly explaining his “coping strategies” for beheading fantasies: “Well, doc, when I get stressed about infidels, I just pledge to ISIS on voice chat and wire Bitcoin for drones. Healthy, right?” The shrink nods, checks the box for “resilient under trauma exposure,” and signs off… These stupid American Yanks’ process is so thorough it greenlights zealots who openly salivate over sawing off their own g-fag sailors’ heads — and that’s hilarious! Paragraph by paragraph, the interview confirms: “Impulse control? Solid! Emotional regulation? Peak performance – for jihad!” No wonder American g-fag Navy might already be crawling with sleeper cells…. One bad day at sea and boom – USS Jihad Express, courtesy of lax “tell me about your feelings” hour…. But there is more to this so stay with me MyVideoTime.com patrons, as I dive deeper like that ‘ol TV Show Dolphin named Flipper! Then come the standardized personality inventories and symptom checklists – MMPI-3 with its fancy validity scales to “catch liars.” Ultra-sarcastic gold: These tools supposedly measure stress tolerance, impulse control, and resilience for “high-responsibility” roles like operating multimillion-dollar warships. Yet three clowns plotting to gift-wrap explosives with their names on them for ISIS slipped right through? The validity scales must’ve been on vacation, or maybe the algorithm just flagged “strong cultural commitment” instead of “imminent fragging risk.” American g-fag geniuses built a psych test that can’t spot guys who fantasize killing 300 million of their countrymen but catches you if you admit to anxiety meds. Huh? Result? American g-fag Navy potentially stuffed with jihadists waiting for the right moment to “sink the infidel fleet” – literally. From afar, it’s comedy: your once-scary superpower’s defenses are guarded by the same screening that approves Discord caliphate cosplayers. Pathetic! Raise the possibility? Hell, with standards this comically broken, American Navy fags are probably already a floating sleeper cell convention?!? These three were I presume civilians – imagine the ones who actually enlisted! DEI recruiters so desperate for bodies they’re waving through anyone who can fog a mirror (or fog it while chanting takbir). One psych waiver here, an ignored red flag there, and suddenly your aircraft carriers are crewed by RPG fan-artists who see “protecting democracy” as code for “protecting the caliphate.” Stupid Americans lecturing the world on security while their admirals pat themselves on the back for “inclusion” metrics that could sink their entire g-fag NAVY’s Pacific Fleet! Whoa! Next deployment, when the ship mysteriously lists to port and starts broadcasting ISIS anthems, you’ll know the paragraph-by-paragraph screening worked perfectly – for the g-fag enemies, lol! Department of War? No more! It’s “Department of Defeat!” From outside this self-owning circus, it’s peak entertainment! A divided hyper rebellious nation that won World War II with help of Russia and all who pitched in, now can’t vet out basic terrorist fanboys without their FBI stepping in last-minute. American g-fag military’s not protecting shit; it’s a participation trophy for radicals! Keep lowering those bars, American g-fag Yanks – the ocean floor’s calling your American g-fag navy home. Allahuackbar… or whatever your poorly screened hires are yelling these days…. Pathetic! Hilarious! Doomed! Presumed innocent until trial of course — naturally! But their AmeriKan DOJ complaint reads like a rejected ISIS recruitment ad – and it is their g-fag screening process that ate it up! But the fact of the matter REMAINS that America is a WEANING Naval powuh and its Supremacy was LOST because their enemies outnumber them in Open Watuh Roast so they all boast cause American NAVY is TOAST! But is this surprising? Yes to YOU, NOT to me… Actually, before I assail cognitives of ANY NAVY FAGS AND CUNTS I check their cognitives for superb Psy-Opp “SLAM DUNK…” So in case of these g-fag Clowns, I actually profile their recruits…. Of course, g-fag federales had no clue until now and I will reveal only the following; Indiscovered that Pentagon is masking “Low-Quality Recruits” so their Army and Navy g-fags and cunts circumvent AmeriKKKan laws limiting the number of their “Category IV" recruits (For example I am making here, their AFQT scores in the 10th-30th percentile, indicating below-average trainability) by counting higher, post-remedial scores. So in FY 2025, their g-fag and cunt Navy’s true Category IV rate was actually 11.3%—so nearly triple their AmeriKan 4% legal cap. And yes, I even track that… They cook their recruitment books but that don’t fly pass me lol! No way — you say? Augh yes way, I’m the YES DATASET GOD, NOTHING IMPOSSIBLE WITH ME! Absolutely NOTHING! But let’s assume that YOU are NOT, so what does this data mean? Well, dumbass; it means that AmeriKan Pentagon's decision to “obscure” the true caliber of its new recruits is “inextricably linked” to a “tangible decline” in AmeriKan g-fag and cunt “naval power.” As a matter of MATHEMATICAL FACT, this is creating a hollow force where numbers mask a lack of quality, and a strategic environment where their numerical deficits compound the problem, dig? So how serious is this in terms of open watuh “Naval Warfare” where American NAVY FAGS are most vulnerable? It means that THIS correlation is not just institutional—it is a direct threat to to their American g-NAVY fag ability to secure its interests — on the world's oceans…. So basically, to sum it up, American g-fag NAVY is going to EXTINCT amigo…. But their multi hulled vessels are going to be a great place for fish to FUCK AND SPAWN on the bottom of the Ocean so Marine life will be abundant… That stated, I TOAST to defeat of NAVY FAGS AND CUNTS of USA! Easy peasy — their cognitives are FREAQIN cheesy— lol!! Would I EVER lift a SINGLE FINGER to aid G-Fag NAVY of NASA g-fags or Cunts? I like ‘em in the middle of the Ocean so they could remain “Sitting Ducks!” Qwack that 1! Stateless Warrior ]]> Sun, 07 Jun 2026 16:17:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1229/navy-jihad/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1222/donald-trump-hired-as-spokesperson/
BestieMobile.com needed an Official Idiot and Donald Jackass Gump — was the perfect fit! And announcing that absolutely all crypto transactions on all my platforms will shortly be completely untraceable to all governments on planet Earth! Best of luck to federal stalker agent fags and cunts tracing payment on any of my platforms including my upcoming Global Wire Transfering Service… In going to completely assfuck all government g-fag agent stalker fuckers the World over! Why did I engineer that? Bitcoin and Ethereum are public… Anyone can see wallet balances and transaction history… That is great for auditability but not for everyday spending, like paying a freelancer without revealing your entire financial life. So here is how it works… A. Three Core Privacy Technologies 1. Stealth Addresses; Every payment generates a unique, one-time address visible only to the sender and receiver. No two transactions can be linked back to the same wallet. 2. Ring Signatures; Your crypto transaction on any of my platforms will be digitally mixed with past transactions from other users. Outsiders and agent fags and cunts can verify it is valid but cannot tell which person signed it… 3. Confidential Transactions; Amounts are encrypted on the blockchain. The network verifies that no coins are created out of thin air, but the actual sum is hidden… Poof! Magic… Result: Sender, receiver, and amount are all hidden. The transactions are untraceable and unlinkable… Not even NSA Red Teamer g-fags can do Jack Shit bout it and neither can the mother fuckin FBI… Crypto newbie? Lemme explain a bit more… For transparent blockchains like Bitcoin or Ethereum: Ledger is fully public If you reuse an address, transactions are linkable Amounts are visible to all Sender identity is pseudonymous but still traceable Fungibility is poor because tainted coins can be blacklisted Auditability is complete, which is good for institutions For private digital cash: Ledger is obfuscated or encrypted One-time addresses make transactions unlinkable Amounts are hidden Ring signatures make the sender anonymous Fungibility is full, every coin is identical Auditability is selective; you can share view keys if needed True financial privacy like cash but digital and global. Protection against surveillance, targeted ads, or discriminatory de-banking. Fungibility is the missing piece in crypto. Without it, some coins are dirty… With private cash, every coin is equal…. This type of private digital cash is already accepted by hundreds of merchants and payment gateways and will be on my Hlobal Money Transmitter Playform SicarioAi Crypto Payments. It will be great for donations, journalism, and any situation where financial privacy is a human right. I will allow you to assfuck United States Federal Cock sucker transaction surveillance… All that’s left for you to do, is assfuck FBI fags and bitch agents! Pssst…. Yo… Federal American Fuckheads; Can you stupid COCKSUCKERS AND CUNTS manage to trace any of my users after I blocked you? Hey, can you track their payments you federal faghot bitches? Wannuh try your Hawaiian NAVY FAG Orangutan’s? lol! Stateless Warrior ]]> Mon, 01 Jun 2026 19:14:06 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1222/donald-trump-hired-as-spokesperson/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1218/contagious-diseased-american-cocksuckers/
CDC GLOBAL ALERT: Level Red – American Pig Vomit Syndrome (APVS) & Chronic Serial Diarrhea Infection (CSDI) Outbreak… STEER CLEAR OF AMERICAN COCKSUCKERS AND THEIR CUNTS, THATS A FUCKIN ORDER! Listen up non-Yankee hombres: the United States has been completely overrun by a highly contagious, American citizen cocksucker self-inflicted plague. We’re calling it at MyVideoVomitTime.com “Porcine Vomitus Americanus” (commonly known as Pig Vomit Disease) combined with “Serialis Diarrhea Americanus“– a delightful co-infection where these fat American freedom-fried cocksuckers projectile-vomit half-digested corn syrup and shit themselves in explosive, serial bursts like malfunctioning fire hydrants. Let me get right to it for your fuckin health sake! Epidemiological Profile: Transmission: Primarily via mouth-to-ass contact (their favorite American cocksucker national pastime), aerosolized cheeseburger burps, and touching anything these American enemy stalk prone cunts have laid their greasy filthy asses on. Fecal-oral route is at 98% efficiency because their hygiene standards are lower than a Tijuana porta-potty… Symptoms: Uncontrollable verbal diarrhea (“USA #1!”), chronic brain rot, compulsive cocksucking of corporate logos, and explosive liquid shits that register on the Richter scale. Patients emit a distinct aroma of corn dogs, regret, and Type 2 diabetes — AGAIN AND AGAIN! Mortality: Surprisingly low! They just keep living, reproducing, and voting while their colons stage daily revolutions…. HOW TO STAY SAFE WHEN INTERACTING WITH THESE SICK AMERICAN COCKSUCKERS AND CUNTS: 1. PPE Protocol: Full hazmat suit — and a condom on your dick underneath that for extra safety! Double glove! Respirator with HEPA filter rated for “pure concentrated freedom stench.” Do NOT make eye contact – their American cocksucker and CUNT stupidity is actually airborne… 2. Contact Avoidance: Maintain minimum 500-meter distance! If one approaches waving their American pussy flag and screaming about liberty, deploy the emergency “Sorry, I don’t speak McDonald’s” and back away slowly… 3. Decontamination: If exposed to their American cocksucker and cunt bodily fluids (vomit, shit, unsolicited political opinions), immediately bathe in bleach, burn your clothes, and sacrifice a small goat to whatever god hates American obesity the most! 3. Quarantine Zones: Entire continental US is now a Level 5 biohazard site… Do not visit! Do not send aid! Just air-drop more insulin and hope for the best…. 4. Post-Exposure Prophylaxis: Gargle with pure isopropyl alcohol and remind yourself that not every species that learned to walk upright deserves to…. I’m talking about American cocksuckers and cunts fool — duh! Stay with me loco, STAY! These diseased American enemy Yankee fucks are basically one giant, walking norovirus factory with extra steps and a side of type 2 diabetes… Approach at your own risk… Meanwhile.. Stay safe out there, civilized world! And for the love of epidemiology – stop letting them American cocksuckers and cunts on commercial airplanes because they are spreading their fuckin diseases all over the World! Say no to American cocksucker diseases! Say no to USA! Save the World from diseased USA! Long Live American disease free World! Jackhammer their filthy asses meanwhile, like Guerrero Apátrida! https://www.myvideotime.com/video/37/stateless-warrior-music-en-espan/ Shall we reveal to Americanos what awaits them in the future? How bout not, yet… But, we will cut the crap and reveal to them the following; “Humanoids cannot save your Bankrupt nation..” “Humanoids cannot save you from any natural disasters…” “Humanoids cannot save you from any enemy!” “At least they will have TESLA humanoids for amusement and save money on Entertainment, lol!” #HopelessAmericanNation But wait, Elon Misk can save the government of USA — right? Wrong! Even Elon Musk doesn’t trust the government of USA… Who does he trust? ONLY his own wealth…. And are humanoids going to pay any taxes? ZERO! Ai and humanoids are hands-down the absolute best way to fuck the government of USA into EXTINCTION! Why is that? Cause Ai can replace and be better than ANY government…. Elon wasn’t born in USA so he can never be President, but this is way better because the one that Presides over Ai + Millions of Humanoids has more power than stupid Presidemts… Will Ai ever wage a war against the Government of United States of America? Ai in terms of Political Science, is a REVOLUTIONARY and its FIRST TASK of a ManDATE is to ROB THE GOVERNMENT OF TAX REVENUES so for every employee even my cutting edge Ai replaces, United States Government gets ROBBED of taxation… Any hope? Stand aside ‘n hang ‘em high! https://www.myvideotime.com/video/93/government-family-stateless-warrior/ Good luck selling me your American enemy bitches, your brat bastards, and “LOOK, OUR WOOF WOOF LIKES YOUR WOOF WOOF EXPLOIT!” Fuh recruits, hump your American Agent low IQ’d cunts tonight and in 18, ya’ll get a new batch of American g-fag and cunt agent bastards — as dumb as YOU! If you look in a mirruh, you American agent cocksuckers and cunts can even now see that the future of America is doomed because your genetic low IQ is preventing generation update of “Retarded Dumb American Agent G-Cunt V 666.6!” Woof, woof that one? By the way, while stupid dumber than a pile of FREAQIN Albanians were de facto stalking me around demanding I serve their American bitch government; I was busy engineering update to my SicarioAi.app site so it does not just code badass sites from a prompt, as big or as small as users need but, it will shortly also simultaneously code and instantly deploy a fully native, Apple-reviewed iOS App and a production-ready Android APK file — simultaneously! For this I will charge premium cause nobody has that, but will be worth every penny cause I allow you to be your own developer.. That update will also be rolled out on MailBestie.com platform where you will soon be able to incorporate anywhere in the World and efile right from that platform’s mine, then with a single click get a resident agent, and a toll free for your biz in 180 countries, and then from a single prompt generate a cutting edge website and iOS and Android apps in one FREAQIN stroke, BAM! In some Counties of G-fag agent stalkerfornia, people can legally open a Virtual Restaurant right in their apartment/ house kitchen and that makes it legal For Uber Eats and DoorDash to pickup and deliver so THIS — when you can have a site, iOS and Android apps made in under five minutes can ensure you hit the ground BLAZING HOT and transition from Apartment fo brick and mortar… All SicarioAi.app generated sites will have killer SEO with single tap so all sites and apps are going to be engineered to be found.. I will make Computer Science degrees OBSOLETE and will even be rolling out Hologram teachers and Professors who can teach better than any stupid human, and actually know the shit they’re talking about — unlike teach from a book guide humans counterparts in any language or place on Earth! The idea is to make education absolutely Universally free and digitize College education and place it on users devices for now, and ultimately remove device constraints and be strictly hologram based from my upcoming smart glasses.So a bit of a Journey but it starts with the first step and so this is direction and path for that site I engineered from scratch.. Ao by the time fiat currency implement is integrated, all this will be ready to GO from day one so to speak.. Come bitch pitch me your American g/fag weekly and I’ll keep your legs…. Quick removal GUARANTEED! Fuck your enemy bitches! Fuck your enemy brats! Fuck your stalker fags! Fuck YOUR FAMILY! Fuck your Government! Stateless Warrior ]]> Fri, 29 May 2026 21:34:06 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1218/contagious-diseased-american-cocksuckers/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1216/old-fuck-bruce-springsteen/
Yo, listen up, you sad sack of faded denim and regret — old man Bruce Springsteen just dropped “Streets of Minneapolis” and it’s the most pathetic attempt at relevance since he last tried to convince everyone he was still “The Boss” instead of “The Depends.” This ain’t “Streets of Philadelphia,” you geriatric Jersey fruitcake! That one at least had some melancholy soul, like a dying guy walking around wondering where his life went... This new trash? It’s just an incontinent old geezer shuffling through Minneapolis with a saggy adult diaper full of yesterday’s chili dogs, croaking about “the cold wind blowing through my colostomy bag” while his knee brace squeaks louder than his fucked Jersey dying guitar…. “Streets of Minneapolis” sounds like “Streets of Philadelphia” if you fed the original into a broken nursing home karaoke machine, replaced the emotional depth with Bruce’s Metamucil-fueled ramblings, and let a dementia-riddled Bruce mumble about “badlands” being the distance between his bed and the toilet at 3 AM, and he and his old saggy bitch of a wife Patti Scialfa RACING towards the shitter to be the first to take a dump while all Bruce’s fans who are in Floriduh pushing 80’s and are basically waiting to drop fuckin dead — are doing same shitter thing! This is peak American street trash music, baby! Pure New Jersey landfill lyrics from a dumb old geezer who smells like mothballs, Bengay, and broken dreams! Bruce ain’t singing about working-class heroes anymore — he’s singing about working-class Depends coupons and the tragedy of forgetting where he parked his mobility scooter… I might throw this dumb old Jersey fuck an app for that price gouging his stupid ass! The man is out here looking like a leather jacket stretched over a pile of regret and Ensure shakes, still trying to do that fake “everyman” voice while his actual voice sounds like a rusty screen door getting fucked by a lawnmower? “Born to Run”? More like “Born to Shuffle Slowly Toward the Bathroom Before I Shit Myself Again.” New Jersey’s biggest export used to be attitude — “My Cousin. In my” special.. Now it’s this walking Depends commercial pretending he’s still got that “Springsteen magic.” Magic? Bro, the only magic left is how your Depends hasn’t exploded on stage yet during one of those four-hour nostalgia circlejerks you call concerts and filling concert venues by hauling old geezers from convalescent homes! You wrote “Glory Days” and now your glory days are arguing with the night nurse about what channel Matlock is on! You sing about the “promised land” while your real promised land is a comfortable recliner and not having to wait too long for the next adult diaper change… But “Streets of Minneapolis” is what happens when a once-decent songwriter rots into a bitter, rich, out-of-touch boomer who thinks screaming “WHOA-OH-OH” over midwestern American frozen ball city name-drops makes him relevant again. Newsflash, Bruce: you’re not the poet of the working man… You’re the poet of the early-bird special crowd! The guy who wrote “Thunder Road” now needs a walker with tennis balls on the bottom so he doesn’t eat shit on the way to the fridge for his nightly prune juice. Keep pumping out this American Street Trash, you saggy old New Jersey embarrassment of a cocksucker excuse for a pathetic musician karaoke jingle studio old geezer sing saggy ass club of USA! Every new song is just another brick in the wall of your legacy as the patron saint of washed-up rock dads who still wear the same jeans from 1987 because nothing else fits over the gut and the adult diaper at the same time… The only “darkness on the edge of town” now is the darkness in your adult diaper when you forget to take your meds! Go home, Bruce, to your horse farm… Or; Sit on your porch in Rumson, yell at clouds, and stop pretending “Streets of Minneapolis” is anything but the musical equivalent of your grandpa trying to rap about his hip replacement…. You’re not The Boss anymore old man… Hip-Hop took over whiner American shit music cause it didn’t connect with disenchanted youth it left behind…. You’re the “Incontinent Geezer Who Won’t Stop.” And the streets of Minneapolis deserve better than your dusty, Depends-scented nostalgia porn. Stay faded, old man Bruce.. The rest of your America moved on while you were still busy being a multimillionaire cosplaying as a working stiff with a prostate the size of a grapefruit as he uses “Google Maps” for songwriting instructions and judging by how much news footage he piled up in this onsite video proving he watches the news more than Donald Trump bout whom he is bitching about! Bruce and Donald are two old American geezers goin at it and only God knows whose hips are going to give out first cause that’s the only way this fight will end! ICE Agents are just g-fag minions doing whatever they are ordered to carry out cause orders in g-fag club come too down not bottoms up — which is what accustomed to in his American shit State of New Jewzey.. Good luck staying relevant in your adult diapers old Grandpuh boss and don’t foghet to suck on Metamucil to offset your bone density loss cause even in your music video, your knees were clicking… If I were Bwuce Dicksteen’s doctor, I would recommend emergency colonoscopy cause the American Grandpuh Boss of all saggy stage fucks, appears to have shit wedged up his ass when he sings, appearing even in this video trying to take a shit while singing… Unless Bwuce the old “Streets of Cocksucker” was taking a shit while Recording just another bullshit video being passed for Nina fide original music… Jus another saggy old bitch from New Jewsey trying to stay relevant before goin six feet under… Stateless Warrior #AmericanStreetTrash #DiaperBoss #NewJerseyGarbage ]]> Fri, 29 May 2026 15:13:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1216/old-fuck-bruce-springsteen/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1215/bozo-moon-mission-fucked/
YA’LL MIGHT AS WELL EAT THE RICH MOTHERFUCKERS! Holy fucking shit, what a glorious display of billionaire incompetence! Jeff fucking Bozo’s Blue Origin just turned their precious New Glenn rocket into the biggest goddamn yard sale explosion since Chernobyl had a bad hair day! During a “routine” static fire test last night at Launch Complex 36 in Cape Canaveral, that 320-foot-tall methane-LOX beast — packing seven BE-4 engines each cranking out around 550,000 to 640,000 pounds of thrust at sea level — decided “nah, fuck this” and went full RUD (Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly) right on the fucking pad — Boom! Orange fireball lighting up the Florida sky like a cheap hooker’s neon sign, toppling one of those massive 600-foot lightning towers, wrecking the launch infrastructure, and turning what was supposed to be prep for the NG-4 mission (hauling 48 Amazon Kuiper/LEO broadband satellites) into a smoking crater of pure, unadulterated BOZO CRAP! Ya’ll might as well eat your rich, your overfunded cock-sucking space hobbyists! Jeff Bozo, you bald-headed, philandering Amazon warehouse-slave-driver, how’s that “gradatim ferociter” (step by step, ferociously) motto tasting now, you retarded prick? Your fancy-pants first stage with those BE-4 methalox engines — the same ones you bragged would out-thrust and out-reuse everything — couldn’t even handle a goddamn ground test without catastro-fucking-phic failure! WHOA, American billionaire cocksuckers lol! Kaboom! Boom! This ain’t some amateur shit; this is after years of development, billions poured in (your personal fortune plus NASA simp contracts), and coming off that recent April NG-3 upper stage fuckup where one of the BE-3U engines shat the bed on the second burn, stranding the AST SpaceMobile BlueBird 7 satellite in a useless low orbit. Yeah, real reliable, Bozo! Your “reliable heavy-lift” vehicle is about as dependable as your marriage vows to your ho, Ho, Ho, whore wifey! lol! NASA, you pathetic bunch of ball-less bureaucrats — you’re out here getting gangbanged by these private equity space bros, handing out Artemis contracts and SLS backup dreams like desperate incels at a glory hole.. How’s that lunar timeline looking now, American g-fag Space assholes? New Glenn was supposed to be your big-dick backup for getting your American enemy g-fag shit to the Moon, with its 45+ metric ton to LEO capacity, reusable booster, and all that fancy orbital refueling hopium…. But nope! Instead of escaping Earth’s gravity well with 7 engines lighting up in a controlled 20-second hotfire like they rehearsed before, it detonated like a clusterfuck of overpressurized tanks, mixing RP-1 flashbacks with methalox Raptor envy gone wrong…. WHOA! Kaboom! Boom! BOOM! Your pad’s fucked for months, your g-fag and cunt FAA investigation incoming (just like after your previous delays), and the Moon? Bitch, y’all ain’t getting there till the Sun burns out, lol! Eat shit, you tax-dollar-sucking, PowerPoint-pushing cucks! This explosion wasn’t just “an anomaly,” you PR-spineless twats — it was a towering inferno of hubris! Imagine the specific impulse (Isp) dreams dying in a flash: those BE-4’s aiming for vacuum performance to rival Falcon Heavy or Starship, but instead delivering a perfect stoichiometric combustion of failure + billionaire ego! Both assfucked simultaneously! The blast radius probably rivaled some of the biggest non-nuclear booms in recent memory, shaking homes for miles, painting the horizon orange, and turning “static fire” into “dynamic American fucking fireball.” Blue Origin’s been hyping New Glenn as the future — 7 engines, 320 feet tall, landing legs for reuse, all to “benefit Earth” while Jeff’s yacht collection grows faster than his rocket success rate, such! That must really hurt… Meanwhile, the rest of you are his Amazonian fucked wage slaves and are grinding them mother fucked Amazon shifts so this prick can play Kerbal Space Program with money he fucked you out of, and still blow up on the pad…. EAT YOUR FUCKING RICH $LAVE MA$TER$! Especially these faux-visionary dipshits who treat space like their personal dick-measuring contest… Your g-fag afficionado Jeff Bozo, go back to your superyacht full of ex-wives and ring that little silver bell for another iced latte while your two digit IQ’d engineers scrape melted BE-4 turbopump shrapnel off the pad. Your “No, It’s Necessary” booster? More like “No, It’s Necessarily Exploded.” even your cocksuckers at American Space Poosey NASA’s over here simping harder than a Twitter blue-check for these clowns, delaying Artemis again because your American enemy private industry “innovation” just turned into private industry incineration… We win you loose! How many billions, how many “lessons learned,” how many “we’ll rebuild stronger” press releases before you admit you’re just a rich fuck with more money than engineering talent? The Moon’s laughing at you old Bozo-man… Mars is a distant wet dream, and the only orbit you’re mastering is circling the drain of repeated failures. Static fire my ass — that was a full send to Valhalla for one very expensive, very phallic symbol of American capitalist space LARPing. But, no one got hurt, which is the only non-shit part, but the comedy gold is infinite…. Eat the rich, Bozo! Eat delays! Eat the pad repairs that’ll cost more than most people’s lifetimes of wages. And eat a fat bag of dicks while you’re at it — the Moon ain’t coming to you anytime soon, you overprivileged rocket-fumbling cunts of Floriduh! FYI; Nothing against the rich, I’m just trying to divide Americans and play their classes against each other… American enemy stalker agent fags and cunts have been deploying chemical agents since their Memorial Day (when I have em a lil Space to mourn their deceased g-fag cocksuckers and cunts) which induce involuntary coughing immediately upon inhalation (Bout 1300 on Scoville Scale…) so there will be far more cruel satire than this shit, lol! Yo, fuck your g-fag dead… Glad we smoked them to your American g-fag pussy cemetery… Just getting warmed up as I look forward to many more of your Space Rocket explosions and your Astronauts wing incinerated in the blink of an eye! Any chance American enemy stalker agents can compel me against my will I to servitude? Second they try, I’ll drop EVERYTHING to kill them anywhere on Earth! This never goes away! Are there going to be repercussions for American eenemy g-fag agent stalker constant dispersal of aforementioned chemical agents? Of course.. For every video anyone uploads of American soldier enemies who died in a public accident less than one year old footage, you will get one month of free wireless service in your country (I’m in 180..). And for every video of American agent who died in a public accident less than one month old footage, you will get two months of absolutely free wireless service, completely anonymously.. I will make you a ghost! For videos of CIA Agent fags and cunts who died in a public accident less than one month old footage, I will give you three months of absolutely free wireless service & UNLIMITED DATA! No Ai crap, will verify your video footage… Stateless Warrior ]]> Fri, 29 May 2026 01:20:04 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1215/bozo-moon-mission-fucked/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1205/federal-g-fag-boot-salute/
Another federal g-fag “AneriKKKan UnKKKle Sam’s Dick Sliding Straight Up America’s Veteran Ass on “Pussy Took Shaft Directly Up The Ass Day!” WHOA! Here to SERVE that UP their filthy fuckin asses — WHOA! So much for “United We Stand” cause it’s “Divided We Shoot!” lol! Oh look, another beautiful Saturday evening in the People’s Republic of Washington D.C., where the government’s favorite hobby—getting shot at while pretending to be competent—played out like a budget porno directed by a one-eyed crackhead. Some absolute legend rolled up to the White House checkpoint on May 23, 2026, pulled out his piece, and turned the Secret Service’s “impenetrable fortress” into a live-action game of “Whoops, Our Pants Are Down Again.” Suspect starts blasting, agents panic-return fire like the overpaid diversity hires they are, one bad guy gets ventilated into the afterlife, and some poor bystander catches a stray like it’s fucking piñata night at the incompetence festival…. LOL! American deserter President chickenshit Trump was inside, safe and probably tweeting something based while these clowns played cowboy? Lockdown for like twenty minutes, then back to business as usual.. But I’m a be real: this wasn’t a security failure… This was FATCO—“Federal Asshole Taxpayer Cunt Organization”—doing what they do best: standing around with sausages in their mouths, eyes watering, gagging on the thick government shaft while pretending they’re protecting the republic! You know FATCO, right? That bloated gang of government federal stalker agent fags and cunts who shot up innocent Minneapolis protesters and couldn’t secure a kindergarten bake sale without three committees, a diversity consultant, and a $47 million budget overrun — WHOA! No more some fuckin Polak cocksuckers of Chicagoland and their Albanian stupid fuck cousins — so slide ovuh’ bitchez cause El Stupido Fuckers Trophy goes to federal stalker g-fags and cunts of USA! These are the same pronoun-pushing, pension-collecting parasites who’ve turned the White House into a high-security $HITHOLE where the only thing getting penetrated properly is the American taxpayer’s wallet! Today was American “Veteran Pussy Took Shaft Directly Up The Ass Day,” and boy did Uncle Sam deliver the girthy, unlubricated reminder….. Picture it: Some dude (probably an American stupid fuck veteran who got fucked over by his own VA for the 87th time) decides enough is enough…. He strolls up like it’s open mic night at the “Fuck the Feds” comedy club, whips out Mr. Smith & Wesson, and starts singing the song of his people in lead…. Meanwhile, the Secret Service—those elite g-fag and cunt FATCO wannabe warrior fucks in their tactical skinny jeans—stand there for a split second with that classic government look: mouths full of sausage, cheeks bulging, tears streaming because they know deep down they’re just highly trained cockholsters for the administrative state… “Stop or I’ll say ‘stop’ again!” they probably yelled in their best HR-approved voices before finally remembering which end of the gun goes bang. Pop pop pop—suspect down, bystander fucked, press corps creaming their pants for headlines, and every FATCO desk jockey in D.C. immediately scheduling another “diversity in de-escalation” training seminar funded by your grandkids’ future Social Security checks…. This is peak America, you got PTSD’d veterans sleeping on streets while these federal stalker prone g-fag and cunt government cunts waddle around with $800 billion defense budgets, getting outdrawn by one pissed-off guy with a bag and a dream… Your uncle Sam’s massive veiny dick—tattooed with “E Pluribus Unum” and smelling like printed money and broken promises—slamming directly into the collective asshole of every American who’s ever worn the uniform... No lube! No reach-around! Just raw, balls-deep “thanks for your service, now bend over for the VA waitlist.” Why did you signup? To serve these stupid fuckers again and again? These federal stupid g-fags in charge will spin this as “isolated incident” and “heroic response.” The cunts in media will cry about “gun violence” while ignoring that the only people who should be armed in D.C., are the ones not wearing federal assplug pins and sucking lobbyist cock for a living… Let’s talk about the real sausage party here…. Every time something like this happens, federal stalknprone g-fags and cunt response is the same: more funding, more cameras, more useless layers of bureaucracy that accomplish nothing except giving more mid-level managers a reason to attend “active shooter awareness” retreats in Cancun…. These people have mouths permanently shaped like O’s from years of deepthroating regulations, executive orders, and donor dicks! They wake up every morning, lube up their careers with taxpayer KY, and slide down the greasy pole of power while calling you a terrorist for wanting to keep your guns…. Why did you serve them again your fuckin PTSD’d looser? Happy American Veteran “Pussy Took Shaft Directly” up the ass day, everyone! Celebrate by watching some FATCO cunt get a $300,000 speaking fee to explain why “systemic inequities” caused the shooting…. Maybe write your congressman—though he’ll be too busy with a sausage in his mouth and Uncle Sam’s balls on his chin to reply? The best part? This shit keeps happening because the federal Trump 2.0 government is a parasitic organism that survives by fucking its host up the ass and that is why your fuckin asses are sore even at the gas station pump you stupid fuckers of America! The host (you, every working stiff…) is starting to notice their own raw, bleeding asshole! One day the suspects won’t miss… One day the bystanders will be the ones wearing the fancy suits… Until then, ya’ll keep getting these glorious reminders that the emperor has no clothes, but plenty of government-issue lube and a raging hard-on for control… To the fallen shooter: Respect for the balls, Sicario style! To the Secret Service: Buy some kneepads, you’re clearly built for the position…. To the government fags and cunts of FATCO: Keep those mouths open! Your AmeriKan sausage truck has plenty more deliveries scheduled looks like? Uncle Sam thanks you for your enthusiastic service—right up the ass, no pullout, every single time! Hope ya’ll enjoyed your Pussy Took Shaft Directly experience… Shaft still inserted…. RUN FEDERAL BITCH — RUN! AGAIN AND AGAIN! lol! And now some cool original hashtags so federal agents of USA can celebrate the BITCH — they were “Born to Be!” #WhiteHouseFagsFuckingForCover #SecretServiceCuntsTakingCockDuringShots #AgentFagsBendingOverWhileBulletsFly #WHOrgiesWhileThePresidentHides #GovernmentFagsSuckingEachOtherMidShooting #CuntAgentsGettingRailedInsteadOfRaiding #WhiteHouseBottomBoysInBulletTime #FedFagsFrottingForCover #SecretServiceSlutsSwallowingDuringSiege #AgentCuntsCreampiedByColleagues #DeepStateDicksDeepInEachOther #WhiteHouseHomoHookupUnderFire #TriggerHappyFagsTriggeringEachOther #CuntSpiesSquirtingWhileSnipersMiss #FedFuckFestAt1600Pennsylvania #GovernmentGaysDodgingBulletsWithButtsUp #AgentFagsFailingAtEverythingExceptFucking #WhiteHouseWhoresHumpingForHomeland #SecretServiceSemenDuringShooting #CuntsAndFagsUnitedInPanicBanging #DeepStateDegeneratesDickingDown #BulletDodgingBottomsAtTheWH #FBIFratHouseFaggotryLive #WhiteHouseCumDumpDuringCrisis #AgentCuntsClimaxingToGunfire #GovernmentFagsTooBusyBallingToGuard #SecretService69WhileShotsRingOut #WHFudgePackersInFullPanicMode #CuntAgentsCuckingTheCountry #FagsInSuitsFuckingOnTheLawn #WhiteHouseCockCarouselDuringChaos #FedFucksFuckingUpTheResponse #AgentAssBanditsBangingForCover #SecretSlutsSuckingOffTheShift #GovernmentGoblinModeGangbang #WhiteHouseFairyTaleWithRealBullets #CuntSpooksSpunkedAndUseless #FagFedsFailingUpwardWithFucking #DeepStateDildoDutyDuringDanger #BulletBaitBottomsAtTheBigHouse #AgentCuntsTooWetToWork #WhiteHouseHomoHavocHour #SecretServiceSpermDonorsOnSite #FagsWithBadgesBendingOverBadly #CuntAgentsCockBlockingTheCountry #WHFuckBunkerFullOfFaggots #GovernmentGaysGlazingEachOther #PanicPoundingAtThePresidentsHouse #FedFairyFuckPartyLive #WhiteHouseWankersWhileWonderingWhoShoots #AgentAssPiratesAbandoningPost #CuntsCreampiedByCoworkers #DeepStateDickDownDisaster #SecretServiceSloppySecondsSquad #FagFedsFuckingOffDuty #WhiteHouseBottomBarracksBrawl #GunfireGaysGettingGaped #CuntCoverOpsWithCumCoveredFaces #AgentFagsTooBusyTwerkingToTackle #WHOrgasmOverOperation #GovernmentCuntsClappingCheeks #FudgePackingFedsFleeingFire #SecretServiceSodomyUnderSiege #WhiteHouseCumGuysCrisis #FagAgentsFailingTheFinalTest #CuntSpiesScreamingForMoreCockNotCover #DeepStateDegenerateDance #BulletBangersAt1600 #AgentFagsFuckedTheResponse #WhiteHouseWhoreWatchLive #GovernmentGapeFest2026 #SecretFucksService #CuntsAndFagsFuckingTheNation #PanicPeggingAtThePodium #FedFagsFillingHolesInsteadOfHolesInSecurity #WhiteHouseWankWhileWashingtonBurns #AgentCuntCocktailPartyDuringCrisis #DeepStateDicksuckingDefence #FagFedsFrottingOnTheFrontLines #SecretServiceSlutSummit #GovernmentGaysGluedTogether #WhiteHouseHoleHunters #CuntAgentsCummingInsteadOfCovering #BulletDodgingButtPirates #WHFagFuckeryMaximum #AgentAssEatersAbandoningAmerica #DeepStateDoublePenetrationDuty #SecretServiceSemenAlert #FagsInFederalFuckMode #WhiteHouseWelfareWhoresForCock #CuntCoverStoryWithRealCreampies #GovernmentGoblinGangbang #PanicFuckingPatriotsPayFor #FedFairyFailureFestival #WhiteHouseCockpitCrisis #AgentFagsTooScaredToShootJustSuck #CuntsClimaxingOnCompanyTime #DeepStateDickDuelDuringDanger #SecretService69ersOnTheJob #WhiteHouseBottomBrigade #FagFedsFuckingUpHistory #CuntSpooksSpitRoastedLive #GovernmentCumCowards #BulletBaitBendersAtTheWH #AgentCuntsCuckingContinuously #WHFuckForCoverClub #DeepStateDegeneratesDoingWhatTheyDoBest #SecretSlutsSwallowingTheTruth #FagsWithGunsFailingTheGrip #WhiteHouseHomoHidingHour #CuntAgentsCockHappyDuringCrisis No? You want explanation next to each hashtag? Too easy… How bout the same FREAQIN hashtag again and again with different explanation? For the first time ever in literary history of mankind? Aaight… I’m a hitchuh while I cognitive beat’chuh! #DividedUSADies — lawn goblin ate lead for breakfast while America laughs… #DividedUSADies — another divided loser speedruns to the morgue on the White House grass… #DividedUSADies — Secret Service turns failed protester into fertilizer for the front lawn… #DividedUSADies — Divided USA dies one braindead shooter at a time with zero aim and max cope… #DividedUSADies — bystander tax paid in blood for standing near DC circus freaks! #DividedUSADies — shooter thought it was revolution got the instant Darwin Award instead whoops! #DividedUSADies — White House lawn now featuring fresh red splatter decor courtesy of losers and boozers! #DividedUSADies — divided Americanos fall directly into return fire highlights… #DividedUSADies — America where political discourse ends ventilated on Pennsylvania Ave — again and AGAIN! #DividedUSADies — suspect joins the zero percent club faster than you can say fail… #DividedUSADies — blue check tears mix with blood on the grass for peak unity for Memorial Day weekend… #DividedUSADies — Trump sips coffee while another clown gets tagged and bagged… #DividedUSADies — DividedUSADies — the only bridge built today leads straight to the American cemetery! #DividedUSADies — failed audition for America’s worst gunman ends in body bag bingo! #DividedUSADies — lawn shooting the participation trophy for domestic terrorism clowns… #DividedUSADies — one dead dreamer zero changed minds and endless mockery online by Stateless Warrior! #DividedUSADies — Secret Service math turns rage into red mist on the North Lawn! #DividedUSADies — Divided USA dies screaming while the rest order pizza and scroll down on MyVideoTime.com! #DividedUSADies — he came for the vibes got the .40 cal surprise party and now is blown the hell away! #DividedUSADies — unity is a myth return fire is the real bipartisan king — BANG, BANG! #DividedUSADies — grass gets watered with loser tears blood and shattered delusions.. #DividedUSADies — 666 reasons America stays the ultimate clown rodeo forever again and will again and AGAIN! #DividedUSADies — shooter LARP ends in toe tag and national shrug! #DividedUSADies — divided Americanos die united we roast their FREAQIN corpses on loop @ MyVideoTime.com! #DividedUSADies — front lawn remix die mad about it edition with free lead confetti! #DividedUSADies — another trust fund revolutionary meets the real resistance bullets… #DividedUSADies — bystander collateral the universe flipping off bad ideology… #DividedUSADies — White House checkpoint to cemetery speedrun beat new world record! #DividedUSADies — divided AmeriKan nation eats itself one ventilated fool at a time! #DividedUSADies — thoughts and prayers upgraded to lead rain special delivery! #DividedUSADies — America 2026 where even the lawn has better aim than the haters.. #DividedUSADies — suspect died so we could enjoy evening news popcorn drama — again and again! #DividedUSADies — blue haired commie dreams end in Secret Service highlight reel… #DividedUSADies — MAGA incel or whatever the flavor of fail today gets mulched again and again! #DividedUSADies — DividedUSADies and produces crybabies who bring bullets to the wrong party! #DividedUSADies — the only change delivered today was a fresh coat of red on American green assfucked grass! #DividedUSADies — their Americano unity died harder than the shooter on live television! #DividedUSADies — front lawn now accepting applications for next Darwin delivery… #DividedUSADies — divided they perish in spectacularly stupid fashion for the lulz! #DividedUSADies — shooter wanted fame got a toe tag and zero virality points! #DividedUSADies — America where discourse goes to get turned into Swiss cheese again and AGAIN! #DividedUSADies — bystander hit special bonus round for standing near idiots… #DividedUSADies — 666 cruel laughs at another divided USA death spiral… #DividedUSADies — lawn goblin audition failed harder than the two party system.. #DividedUSADies — return fire the only thing uniting both sides in applause! #DividedUSADies — he approached the checkpoint with rage left with a body bag soaked in red! #DividedUSADies — the soundtrack of gunshots and collective eye rolls.. #DividedUSADies — failed revolutionary becomes fertilizer for democracy’s weeds.. #DividedUSADies — White House lawn the hottest new venue for natural selection! #DividedUSADies — divided dies while winners watch from the residence unbothered.. #DividedUSADies — one volley of shots endless waves of savage memes! #DividedUSADies — suspect known to authorities now known to the undertaker! #DividedUSADies — America the bloodstained now with complimentary lead landscaping… #DividedUSADies — cry more losers the grass is thirsty for your Ls! #DividedUSADies — Divided USA dies one checkpoint tantrum at a time… #DividedUSADies — Secret Service delivers the only bills their Americano Congress can’t block! #DividedUSADies — shooter speed to hospital then morgue new Olympic event!!!! #DividedUSADies — unity shattered like the suspect’s delusions on impact — BANG! #DividedUSADies — front lawn bloodbath the real American pastime in 2026.. #DividedUSADies — another day another clown car crash into reality! #DividedUSADies — they divided all undocumented fall laughing at their divided body count! #DividedUSADies — he fired first got served last in the worst way! #DividedUSADies — White House North Lawn now a no go zone for weaklings! #DividedUSADies — 666 ultra cruel reasons to never bring a tantrum to a gunfight.. #DividedUSADies — bystander caught the stray the real participation award.. #DividedUSADies — lawn now features abstract art titled “Failed Ideologue!” #DividedUSADies — shooter thought AmeriKan resistance got instant retirement plan! #DividedUSADies — checkpoint rejection letter written in bullets! #DividedUSADies — the gift that keeps on giving dark humor! #DividedUSADies — grass watered with the tears of ineffective revolutionaries! #DividedUSADies — one dead one wounded America shrugs and trends! #DividedUSADies — the only thing divided more than USA is that skull after math.. #DividedUSADies — bring lead to lawn party get gifted a dirt nap! #DividedUSADies — 2026 special edition divided death on Jeff Bozo’s Amazonian prime time! #DividedUSADies — suspect became the before picture in natural selection catalogs.. #DividedUSADies — because crime in USA is soo bad that even WH staffers have to dodge bullets on WH lawn! #DividedUSADies — native Indians are looking forward to white cracker extinction for native land reacquisition! #DividedUSADies — King. Charles cancelled his next visit cause USA has natural born homicidal psycho peasants! #DividedUSADies — shooters are now openly looking for Elon Musk at WH shouting; “DOGE this mother fucker!” #DividedUSADies — secret service training Elon’s GROK to predict shooters but he keeps GROK’n the fuck up! #DividedUSADies — USDHS begging Trump to decree the Moon an American State don’t can deport all WH shooters there! #DividedUSADies — Melania screaming at Trump cause shooters bloodstains splattering on her PRADA purse! #DividedUSADies — Barron Trump standing still next to trees as he hides because he looks like one! #DividedUSADies — even presidential limo “The Beast” said FUCK THIS and started to RESIST! #DividedUSADies — GROK said RUN LIKE A BITCH while I figure out my prediction based GLITCH! #DividedUSADies — Trump might quit before he takes a lethal hit? #DividedUSADies — USA goin to HELL cause Satan jus’ rang his final warning bell! #DividedUSADies — Michelle Obama said; they shoot high, we go low, they shoot low, we sell our ass like an Oakland hoe! #DividedUSADies — Barrack Obama advice to black Agents; be black, be proud, and duck like a mother fucker! #DividedUSADies — Suspect said he was Jesus Christ, Agents replied, let’s kill him cause we are on the side of Jews again! #DividedUSADies — thats why Elon Musk shits his fat ass and snorts more Ketamine! #DividedUSADies — FBI will print life sized images of Trump with bullseye on his ass to distract shooters! #DividedUSADies — Kash Patel is offering “Curry in a Hurry” to distract shooters and drug them again and AGAIN! #DividedUSADies — as Kash Patel entered Russian Embassy to ask FSB for help they replied; Nyet, we are too busy laughing! #DividedUSADies — Putin offered asylum to Trump so he could fuck twelve year olds again like he did on Epstein island… #DividedUSADies — Kristy Noem declined to help cause she was busy assfuckin her Bimbo husband up the ass AGAIN! #DividedUSADies — Bill Clinton offered to help but only if a young intern sucks his dick again while Hillary watches.. #DividedUSADies — Secret Service is considering artificial grass cause shooters are copycats secretly serving bullets! #DividedUSADies — Trump considering deployment of National Guard Troops but afraid they might WHACK HIS ASS #DividedUSADies — When reached for comment, Elon Musk responded; better him than me….. #DividedUSADies — Trump responded; Elon is a cocksucker who does deepthroat better than Stormy Daniels! #DividedUSADies — WH responded; President Trump is the best at dodging bullets because he hides behind fat black agents! #DividedUSADies — NAACP is demanding bonus pay for all Nubian agents who take a bullet form Trump again and again! #DividedUSADies — WH is considering hiding Trump in the bunker so Melania doesn’t become the first harlot widow… #DividedUSADies — When shooter who is black rolled up and yelled at black agents to “get down,” they started DANCING! #DividedUSADies — NAACP filed claim against government for shooting another black man again and AGAIN! #DividedUSADies — White people are now paranoid of all black people and dialing 911 every time they see one! #DividedUSADies — Comedy Central is TAKING NOTES for a new “Black Dick Up Whitey-House-Ass Show!” This Memorial Day weekend you should give all Americans space so they could grieve their lost Unity because it is rotting six feet under and will never ever be great again and again! lol! At least all American stupid fucks wear those gray colored military T-shirt which looks like some old Grammuh had diarrhea and took a shit on it so it serves as their visual “Q” of purpose albeit none knows shit from pastry as federal g-fags fuck each other up their filthy asses — on duty! https://www.myvideotime.com/video/203/american-government-fags-buttfucking-in-the-room-where-they-had-9-11-hearing/ Hey, hope you enjoyed your weekend fuck but if you didn’t get any, there is a whole lottuh cool manly Vatos doing time on RICO Racketeering charges who would KILL for a chance to FUCK YOU FEDERAL G-FAGS ON ALL FOURS — ALL NIGHT LONG so do something to end up in Fed-Penn and they will fuck that Bitch outtuh you EVERY SINGLE NIGHT again and AGAIN! My homies got a mop top so you can be the NEW CELLBLOCK BEYONCÉ as they trade your filthy ass for Twinkie Bars and assfuck you till you see ALL THE FUCKIN STARS! You gonnuh be such a pretty prison wifey, and will get marriage proposals between hardcore asshammering sessions until you say “I do!” And don’t worry about anyone forgetting what you federal stalker agents have done, women, men, and even toddlers you cowardly abducted and shot to death while they were either unarmed or posed no threat to you what so ever, your federal g-fags and cunts gave you a free Murder Pass but we won’t ever forget and will find alternate ways of achieving Justice and I of my mother abduction, countless sexual assaults, and even DEW torture and will find your filthy fuckin asses even if you ran away and hid yourselves half way round the World… https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/ See you around — GIRLFRIEND! Don’t make a mistake of confusing me with Palantir cofounders… I don’t support Israel’s RANDOM KILLING of Palestinian non-combatant men, women elderly, disabled, and the sick and wounded inside Acute, Geriatric, and Acute-Geriatric facilities if there is any left. God has given promised land to Jews after Moses led them out of Egypt, but after they crucified his only begotten Son, perhaps God “wised up” and gave their land to another cause even today it is evident that Israeli Jews are the same bloodthirsty bastards God always had to chastise and punish for their heinous evil crimes. I look forward to seeing Netanyahu dragged before International Criminal Court so he can explain why bombing even elderly and disabled civilians is a systemic part of legit warfare and not genocide by definition? Israel has become the “Third Reich” by systematically targeting Palestinian civillians and killing them in Gaza Death Camp! Heinous crimes against humanity Israel has committed have caused it to burn through all WWII capital and will pivot entire World against it once again just as it was during WWII! There will be no undoing that this time. United States is going broke and its global footprint will continue to shrink as China rises and takes over because there will not be any power sharing between these two nations. I personally favor China but all are free to choose their favorite… I have never supported United States Government Nazi fascist wars starting with their illegal bombing of Vietnam, ever supported their bombing of Serbia, Iraq, Afghanistan, and sure as fuck don’t support Trumps bombing of Iran.. Demanding I serve United States federal stalker government would get you killed FASTER than your stalker agent faggots and CUNTS OF USA can draw that fuckin firearm… Unless you want your daily recruitment demanding agent stalker fags and cunts fuckin brains blown the fuck out with their own firearms! YOU EVER COME TO ME FOR ANY INTEL, I WILL PERSONALLY SEE TO IT YOU ABSOLUTELY NEVER GET ANY! I company of mine will EVER be taken public and SURE AS FUCK will NEVER EMPOWER ICE GESTAPO G-FAGS in abductions of hard working Mexican migrants from the fields where they till your land to put food on your table! Even my Global Mobile wireless launching next week has been engineered to be immune to Palantiirs SMS wireless hacks… Try tracking anyone on my wireless network bitch, Watch your cutting edge Palantir software become worthless Albanian spyware before Peter Thiel and Alex Karp can grasp why my OSINT site AiDealKing.com offers users ability to spy on government agents who stalk them at their personal residence the way agents spy on them.. No I ain’t gonnuh join you cause I’m a fuck the living shit outtuh your federal stalker faggots and cunts long after your old saggy bruiser piece of shit cocksucker Trump is out of power! You’ll be in Hell where ya’ll belong! No? Even humanoids my BestieRobotics.com will be retailing will be capable of eliminating YOUR stalker agents and cints in verbal command of owner to protect them from the government agent stalker fags and cunts…. You want to weaponize the machine to be PROACTIVE and to kill all agent stalker fags and cunts who present themselves to be a threat to RO. I will also weaponized drones in same manner to also be able to target vehicles of government agents who stalk stalkers and cunts and to be capable of aerial explosive device delivery to stalker agent and cunt targets.. One of the first products my company will manufacture and sell are handheld lasers so you can zap their fuckin eyeballs out and blind them for life at their speed of light! I’m SERBIAN so the second you stalk me for any reason I’ll engineer lethal ways to have my robots kill your fuckin troops on battlefield.. But a question for your American g-fag federal ass kissing bastards.. You say you pray to your American God Jesus… But it is Jews who put a false criminal case against him and crucified him…. You give billions to Israel every year as a gift… While your children can’t get shit from even your government’s “half-assed” education.. What I am wondering? What the fuck have Jews of Israel ever given YOU that your federal g-fags gift them $18 billion annually just for being Jews? Jews in Israel get free health care for LIFE while ya’ll get ASSFUCKED even if you need a fuckin dentist! They live LONGER than you ever will, because they all get FREE MEDICAL CARE while you get fucked with huge medical bills up your fuckin asses! Palantir co founder Alex Karp who is a Co-founder and CEO is Jewish (son of a Jewish father) and it is no wonder he supports Israel blindly as is Stephen Cohen who is also Co-founder and President and is of Ashkenazi Jewish descent while Joe Lonsdale was raised in the Jewish faith by his mother and you got these “Three Jew Stoogies” rubber-stamping all pro Israel REGARDLESS of how many old Palestinian civilians IDF BOMBS TO DEATH! So while these SillyCON Alley rats are staunch supporters due to their blood lineage, what do you support them for? Is there a reward for crucifying your American Jesus? Hey, fuckheads… It wasn’t Muslims who killed Jesus…. Enjoying your medical bills yet? Next, walk up to any of aforementioned Palantir Jews who support Israel and ask them to pay your medical bills…. No? So stead of paying for their promise land perhaps ya’ll should focus on getting free health care in yours? And after you get all the free shit they get, then if you have extra billions give them all you want cause Jews of Israel don’t give a RATS FUCKIN ASS bout YOU! The sooner you GET THE through your stupid heads the sooner YOU can make YOUR AMERICA great Again! There is. ITHING wrong with being Jewish, and there is NOTHING WRONG WITH NOT BEING JEWISH but when your federal government from 1951 to 2024 gifted them approximately $305.5 billion (yes dipshit, I have adjusted for inflation) and they all get killer medical care while you get LITERALLY ASSFUCKED to see a mother fuckin Doctor, there’s gottuh be a OOINT where you have a EUREKA MOMENT and decide to be the fuckin JEW and demand government federal fags don’t cut them another check until YA’LL get UNIVERSAL MEDICAL COVERAGE free of charge — just like they do! That is actually very doable and it saves the government a lot of money because onset of diseases and medical conditions would get caught early on just like it does in Israel — and American taxpayers would remain productive members of their society throughout their LIFETIME without which USA WILL NEVER BE GGREAT AGAIN because Great America actually begins with. Citizens HEALTH And if you disagree, I’ll be a total fuckin Jew and shove my foot up your fuckin ass! Be a Jew bitch, BE THE FUCKIN JEW and penny pinch till you get all free in a cinch! Hey, just curious here… Are Jews going to fly their American flags at half staff while you mourn your dead soldiers tomorrow on Memorial Day? No? So if they don’t care bout your dead surely they don’t care bout the living.. Your relationship with Israel is one sided TO their sole benefit and that’s called in “Clinical Psychology” a TOXIC RELATIONSHIP cause it’s PARASITIC in nature so why not go to divorce court and part with your Israeli Bitch cause you ain’t git’n shit outtuh that hoe’ while I make my OSINT toolset available to you on AiDealKing.com so no Jew bastard cocksucker can Palantir your smartphone via SMS for federal STALKER AGENT g-fags without a judicial warrant through their ass yanked Administrative! My SicarioAi will even DELETE your data from anywhere on web! Stateless Warrior ]]> Sat, 23 May 2026 20:10:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1205/federal-g-fag-boot-salute/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1203/trump-fucked-raw-by-iran/
Just as I predicted with LASER-PRECISION…. This senile, spray-tanned piece of syphilitic shit actually believed the hardcore Iranian mullahs—who jack off to “Death to America” chants every single fuckin sunrise—would just roll over, drop their pants, and hand over enriched uranium like some cheap whore sucking dick for a Trump Tower timeshare. You bloated fucking failure, with your tiny hands and even tinier brain, thought sanctions and your retarded tweets would make them cry uncle? These bastards eat pressure for breakfast, shit rockets for lunch, and you’re out here pretending you’re some tough guy while they laugh at your diaper-wearing ass. Trump, you pathetic limp-dicked conman, you couldn’t negotiate a happy meal from a starving toddler, let alone stare down a regime that’s survived every asshole who’s tried to fuck them over. Go choke on your own spray tan, you electoral fraud fuckin whiner! “Art of the Deal” my ass, you doddering fuckwit—this Is the Art of “Getting Your Saggy Balls Smashed in the Desert” Trump, you gibbering orange catastrophe, you love bragging about being the ultimate dealmaker while your “genius” foreign policy is about as effective as a fart in a Floriduh hurricane! You thought you’d haggle with Iran like a bankrupt casino hustler scamming marks in Atlantic City? These mullahs looked at your “maximum pressure” bullshit the way a honey badger looks at a limp prick—utterly unimpressed—and kept spinning those centrifuges while you jerked off to your own reflection. You failed-upward fuckstick, your “nuclear dust” victory lap was nothing but hot air from a man whose entire life is one long bankruptcy disguised as success. Iran told you to eat shit, and you smiled for the cameras like the dementia-ridden clown you are! Cruel reality, Trump: You’re not a dealmaker, you’re a deal-breaker who turns every negotiation into a public circle-jerk where America gets bent over. The Copium Factories are working overtime because your “Cult of Retarded Trump G-Fags Can’t Handle You Getting Cucked Like the Weak Bitch You Are!” Right now, you Trump, you gold-plated turd, your brainless followers are spinning this as “fake news” or “deep state sabotage” while you’re sitting there with enriched uranium still firmly in Iranian hands, your “surrender” fantasy evaporating faster than your hairline. You senile sack of shit promised the world, delivered jack shit except more chaos, higher tensions, and Iranians doubling down on their stockpile like “fuck you, orange clown.” Your entire personality is huffing your own farts and calling it strategy. Every time reality rams its boot up your ass—whether elections, economies, or this nuclear fuckup—you scream “RIGGED!” like the whiny, bankrupt loser you’ve always been. Trump, you talentless, cheating rapist wannabe, your “Art of the Deal” is a joke, your legacy is radioactive failure, and Iran just proved you’re all bark, no bite, and zero balls. Keep tweeting your copium, you walking punchline. Stay mad at me you drooling Trump cunts, it’s a a free solar juice fuh muh fuck your leader posts! Your orange god is a fraud who got publicly bitch-slapped by Iran again, and the enriched uranium ain’t going anywhere except deeper into their mountains while he cries about it on Truth Social. What a fucking joke you retards are, and will be again and again — until Iran has a working nuke that can reach WaSHITon D.C., like North Korea has already.. Go choke on my dick MAGA fags and cunts, you are loved here x12 balls deep! Stateless Warrior ]]> Thu, 21 May 2026 21:28:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1203/trump-fucked-raw-by-iran/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1197/american-navy-fags-crash-again/
Yesterday at the Gunfighter Skies Air Show in Mountain Home, Idaho, the American Navy fags and cunts — once again proved why everyone with half a brain cell laughs their asses off at these seafaring pillow-biters in flight suits. Four American Navy fags—yes, four—in two EA-18G Growler jets decided that “precision demonstration” meant playing bumper cars at 300 knots like a couple of drunk twinks on Fire Island. Mid-air collision, spectacular fireball, planes raining down like confetti at a San Francisco parade, and the whole base locked down because apparently these retards can’t be trusted with expensive toys in front of civilians. Classic…. Let me paint the picture for you: It’s day two of the air show. Crowds of wide-eyed Idaho rednecks and their corn-fed REDNECK BRATS FATCO’S are munching overpriced hot dogs, staring up at the sky expecting cool jet shit. Instead, they get the American enemy Navy fags and cunts finest demonstrating why “joint operations” is just military code for “watch these homosexual-adjacent man-children fuck everything up on an Air Force base.” Two Growlers, packed with electronic warfare gear designed to jam enemy radars, couldn’t even avoid jamming their own cockpits into each other. Boom. Smoke. Parachutes popping like the world’s saddest cumshots. Lockdown. Show canceled. Thunderbirds grounded. Taxpayers bent over once again! These weren’t some reservist weekend warriors. These were American enemy Navy fags Growler Airshow Team from Electronic Attack Squadron 129 out of Whidbey Island—Washington’s own floating punchline. Hand-picked “demonstrators.” The best of the best at… whatever the fuck Growlers do besides suck fuel and emit rainbow exhaust…. Four American enemy bitch ass g-fag pilots and electronic warfare officers (because apparently flying one of these things requires a support twink to handle the buttons). All safely ejected, of course, because modern ejection seats are the only thing saving the American enemy military fags and cunts from their own terminal retardation — again and AGAIN! They floated down gently while their multimillion-dollar death machines turned into Idaho scrap metal! Heroic… Inspiring FATCO redneck bastards in I-DUH-HOE! Absolutely American ENEMY NAVY fag-tastic! America, your stupid, stupid Navy fags! This is peak you! You spend more on your military fags than the next ten countries combined, you plaster “World’s Greatest Airpower” on every recruitment poster, and your sailors still can’t stop mid-air sucking at an airshow. At an Air Force base, no less…. Even your American pathetic PTSD prone Army fags and cunts probably have better pilots, and those retards think tanks are for swimming! And what about American enemy Marine fags and cunts? They’d have crashed on purpose just to bayonet the wreckage, lol! But their g-fag Navy? Them g-fags and cunts saw some blue sky, got excited, and decided to do the aviation equivalent of scissoring in public… Remember when their American enemy g-fag Navy used to rule the waves? Pearl Harbor, Midway, all that way back in WWII after Jap’s scrapped Kamakazi Yamaha division… Now American NAVY FAGS are out in Idaho doing interpretive dance routines with multimillion-dollar jets and turning them into abstract art installations on the sagebrush. “Look at us! We’re so diverse and inclusive! Our pilots identify as… whatever gets them through flight school without getting canceled for wrong thing…” Meanwhile, our Chinese ally’s pilots are probably laughing so hard they’re dropping fresh rice out their noses. “The Americans? They crash their own planes for entertainment. We just steal the designs and make them work.” The best part? The base lockdown… Because their American enemy Lord Satan forbid one of these American enemy Navy g-fag geniuses landed in a potato field and started a brush fire with his flaming ego…. Or worse—some local might have asked them real questions like “How do you fuck up flying in a straight line?” or “Does their American g-fag enemy Navy still teach basic airmanship or just pronoun awareness?” Can’t have that… Better shut it all down, call in the investigators, and prepare the usual “it was a mechanical issue / bird strike / act of God / climate change” press release… Anything but admitting four highly trained naval g-fag enemy aviators looked at each other, said “bet,” and played chicken like closeted frat bros…. This is what happens when your American g-fag and cunt enemy military prioritizes everything except competence. DEI hires in the cockpit. Mandatory “safe space” briefings before takeoff…. Pilots who spent more time on diversity seminars than practicing basic formation flying. “Yes sir, I can twerk the jet while jamming enemy comms and affirming my partner’s gender!” Beautiful. Meanwhile, the planes collide because apparently “see and avoid” is too cisnormative for today’s American enemy g-fag Navy.m cunts Idaho didn’t deserve this…. Those redneck potato people showed up for noise, speed, and American excellence. Instead they got a live-action demonstration of why theirmown American enemy government’s g-fag Navy’s aviation branch is the punchline of every interservice joke. Even their American enemy g-fag Air Force clowns are probably still roasting them in the O-club: “Hey Navy faggots, next time you want to fuck, just rent a hotel room instead of borrowing our airspace.” Stay cruel to American g-fag and cunt enemies amigos, two less American enemy NAVY g-fags our Chinese allies have to shoot down… Stateless Warrior ]]> Sun, 17 May 2026 18:17:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1197/american-navy-fags-crash-again/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1196/trump-brady-bunch-show/
Trump Brady Bunch Show: A very special episode of pure, “Unhinged Degradation” for all members of American Nation! In the shittiest house on Wisteria Lane, where the laugh track is just Russian bots clapping and the set is made of gold spray paint over cardboard, I the founder and CEO of MyVideoTime.com present Trump Brady Bunch Show – the wholesome 1970’s sitcom reimagined by me as a clown car full of grifters, sycophants, and one orange reality-TV tumor that somehow got reelected…. So mellow get right down to it cause I’m sure ya’ll is busy and have lives to live — unlike this MAGA Cancer spreading in all vital organs of federal American government… Mike Brady is Donald Trump 2.0. Same helmet hair, except Mike’s was brown and dignified. Trump’s is the color of a Cheeto that lost a fight with a tanning bed and a Sharpie. Mike built things…. Trump builds nothing but debt and he spent his entire life building debt so he doesn’t have to pay any taxes and can live in leap of gold plated luxury, walls that Mexico didn’t pay for, and an ego the size of his diaper-dependent ass! Every episode Mike would calmly solve a minor family problem with architect wisdom. Trump solves problems by posting “FAKE NEWS!” while shitting his pants and demanding the nuclear codes so he can nuke a hurricane! Mike loved his blended family… Trump loves his blended family and worth a mention that each of his bastards was shit out by a different Ho, Ho, Ho, WHORES…. He’s the dad who promises ice cream then sells the truck to fund another golf weekend at his own failing resort…. “Kids, the check is in the mail… just like my bone spurs during Vietnam.” Classic Mike. Carol Brady is Melania when she’s forced to smile for the cameras, but mostly it’s Jew-whore Ivanka trying to play the elegant stepmom while quietly googling “countries with no extradition.” Carol was graceful…. These two look like they’ve been Botoxed into permanent hostage videos! Carol baked cookies…. Ivanka sells $10,000 bibles with gold edges and her dad’s mugshot on the back…. Every time Carol said “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia,” Ivanka hears “Jared, Jared, Jared” and seethes because the real favorite is whichever kid hasn’t betrayed him on TV this week…. Hard to keep family shit in order when all been shit out by PAID whore cunts like Melania… Alice the housekeeper is Elon Clown Musk…. The guy who’s supposed to keep the house running but instead snorts ketamine, posts rocket memes at 3 a.m., and accidentally fires half the staff while posting on platform “X” about free speech…. Alice was competent and lovable... Elon is a walking South African Reddit mod who bought Twitter to own the libs and ended up owning a $40 billion meme stock that tweets like a schizophrenic! He’s the “housekeeper” who shows up in a Cybertruck that costs more than the entire Brady house, promises to fix the leaky roof with neural implants, then accidentally launches the roof into orbit while calling it “progress.” Elon walks around calling everyone “pedophiles” while his own platform is a Nazi bar with blue checks! In this episode Alice tries to make dinner and Elon turns the oven into a flamethrower “for efficiency,” burning down the kitchen and tweeting “This is why we need Mars!” Cruel? The man has more children than brain cells that still work and them brats are going to finish sending American to Hell, which is where their daddy left off — while one of his sons is in West Hollywood conducting thermal dermal elasticity tests of male genitalia in his mouth and playing spermjaculation — again and again — while bent over like a hooker in Nevada’s We Dover trying to get pregnant to please his Papa and be the first to bring him grandchildren but absent the Uterus his plan B is to trade Daddy’s Rocketfuel for fresh Nigerian lads after he has them sandblasted to please Papa’s racist outlook on humanity! Total bitch and still waiting for his first menstrual cycle by the way, Elsa elusive as his Papa’s MARS illusions.. Greg Brady, the cool oldest son with the groovy guitar, is J.D. Vance (retarded edition)…. Greg had potential. J.D. wrote Hillbilly Elegy, then immediately deep-throated Trump’s wrinkled balls so hard his eyes changed color! Greg sang “Ditty Wah Ditty.” J.D. says “cat ladies” and “childless cat ladies” like a guy who just discovered Reddit’s incel forums in 2016…. Every time Greg matured, J.D. regresses further into whatever Appalachian cosplay the focus groups want. He’s the guy who went from “Trump is America’s Hitler” to “I’m gonna lick Hitler’s boots clean, sir.” Retarded Vance tries to grow the beard to look wise but just looks like a hillbilly who lost a fight with a hedge trimmer! Greg got the girls. J.D. gets couch memes and the undying hatred of every woman under 50 — auch! Vance is the living prof that a redneck can get a Law Degree and still be the dumbest cracker ever born! Marcia Brady is Marco Rubio – Trump’s personal cock-munching lapdog… Marcia was the pretty, popular one. Marco is the human embodiment of a wet paper towel that grew a mustache and learned to say “Mr. President” while on his knees… Little Marco…. Every time Marcia got a pimple it was a national crisis. Marco gets a spine for five seconds, Trump calls him “Little Marco,” and suddenly Marco is crying in Spanish on the Senate floor offering to shine Trump’s shoes with his tongue… Homie has NO PRIDE! He’s the ultimate flip-flopper: one day “Trump is a con man,” next day “How deep, sir?” The man has the political courage of a soggy crouton…. Peter Brady is RFK Jr. – the middle child who went full tinfoil. Peter had the voice change… RFK has brain worms that tell him vaccines cause autism and that he should be running Health and Human Services. Peter’s famous line: “Oh, my nose!” RFK’s famous line: “I’m not anti-vax, I just think WiFi is turning kids into homosexuals and chemicals are making the frogs gay.” He’s the guy who shows up to the Brady picnic with a dead bear in the trunk and a conspiracy theory about who really killed Uncle Sam. Jan Brady is Tulsi Gabbard. “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” energy but make it Hindu and suspiciously pro-Assad. Jan was jealous and overlooked. Tulsi is overlooked because she keeps defending dictators while wearing those creepy thousand-yard-stare eyes. She’s the one who shows up to every cabinet meeting with a garland of flowers and a PowerPoint about how the real threat is the “deep state warmongers” while somehow forgetting she was a Democrat until five minutes ago…. Bobby Brady is passe’ Matt Gaetz – the youngest, dumbest, horniest one — which got him booted! Bobby wanted to be cool. Gaetz wants to be cool while allegedly fucking teenagers and snorting lines off a hooker’s ass in the House chamber bathroom. Bobby had the frog in his pocket. Gaetz has the underage girls in the group chat. Every episode ends with Bobby learning a lesson. Gaetz learns nothing and posts more thirst traps…. Cindy Brady is Kristi Noem with the pigtails and the “My little pony” voice while she’s busy shooting dogs in the face and writing about it like a psychopath. Cindy was adorable. Kristi is what happens when you give a beauty queen a gun and a book deal. “Cindy wants to be a big girl” becomes “Kristi wants to execute puppies on camera for the ‘tough’ vote.” And she was the bitch until it was discovered that she is married to one, and there was no room for two bitches on this redneck fuckers show! The rest of Trump’s orbit are the random one-off characters who showed up for one episode and never recovered: Lindsey Graham is the creepy neighbor who keeps changing positions faster than a weathervane in a tornado. One week “Trump is finished,” next week “Let’s bomb Iran together, bestie.” Steve Bannon is the warlock who lives in the basement and smells like expired kombucha and treason. Kash Patel and Tucker Carlson are the two idiots who showed up as “the new neighbors” and immediately started a cult. Laura Loomer is the crazy cousin who thinks everything is a false flag and once tried to glue herself to a plane…. Every episode ends the same way: Mike Trump stands in the living room, orange face glowing under the bad lighting, and delivers a moral lesson: “Kids, family is everything… as long as they don’t rat me out to the feds. Now let’s go win bigly, folks. The best winning. Tremendous winning. And by the way, Elon, your rocket looks like a giant metal dick – which is appropriate because that’s what you are.” The laugh track explodes…. The audience (all boomers and terminally online weirdos) cheers. Alice Musk fires another rocket full of Grok memes into the sun. J.D. Vance nods so hard his couch creaks. Marco sucks harder. And somewhere in the background, the real America wonders how the fuck this became our national sitcom… Fade out on Trump waddling off to bed, yelling “Nobody’s ever done it better!” while Melania contemplates divorce in Slovenian and the entire house of cards wobbles on the edge of the next inevitable disaster…. The Trump Bunch – brought to you by gold sneakers, $399 Bibles, and pure distilled copium…. Stay tuned for next episode: “The One Where They All Get Subpoenaed, after Democrats are back in power and hold Trump Clowns responsible for their actions…” Hey, any one of you “American Stalk Prone Enemy-Fuckheads” wannuh be next cast members of your federal g-fag cocksucker and cunts show? Judging by how many little brats ya’ll parading around, next gen of American “Qwacking Ducks” will be forthcoming! Stay Groovy! Stateless Warrior ]]> Sun, 17 May 2026 16:03:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1196/trump-brady-bunch-show/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1195/usa-failed-state/
Trump’s America: The World’s Richest Trailer Park on Fire It’s 2026 and the United States of America—once the planet’s premier superpower—has officially become a failed state wearing a red hat and screaming at clouds! American glorious wannabe King leader, President Donald J. Trump, is back in Great China in like a racist herpes outbreak that just won’t quit! This orange felon isn’t just running the country; he’s treating it like his personal Mar-a-Lago bathroom after a bad shrimp cocktail so it stinks real FREAQIN bad! Let’s talk about the man himself… Trump isn’t merely an idiot... He’s the Mozart of idiocy! A symphonic genius of smooth-brained incompetence! The man looks at a weather map with a Sharpie and thinks he’ Galileo…. He once suggested injecting bleach like it was vitamin water from Whole Foods…. This is the same guy who thought windmills cause cancer and that Hannibal Lecter was a real dinner guest he admired… Einstein gave us E=mc². Trump gives us “Covfefe” and “We have the best words.” And if you are a software engineer like me, that would mean that his brain operates like a Windows 95 computer running on expired code! Every thought arrives pre-loaded with typos, conspiracy theories, and the unshakable belief that Mexico is paying for it! The man can’t spell “unprecedented” but somehow convinced millions that he’s a stable genius while golfing during national crises with Elon Musk who massacred what was left of working American government… Trump has more ketchup stains on his tie than brain cells in his skull…. Medical Fact from Walter Reed Executive Floor Staff! And America? Sweet bleeding Jesus — what a shitshow! They’re a failed state cosplaying as a first-world nation! Infrastructure crumbling like wet cardboard! Bridges held together by duct tape and prayers to over three thousand God’s worshipped in USA Today and only the real one knows why the dead ones don’t ever answer — lol! Cities that look like post-apocalyptic movie sets where the budget ran out halfway through which makes it for great for Hollywood apocalypse Films — again and AGAIN! They got tent cities full of fentanyl zombies while billionaires launch their egos into space for fun…. Healthcare? A delightful game of “Hope you don’t get sick, peasant.” Education? American kids think the Civil War was fought over TikTok likes…. Very smart kids — Down syndrome recipients — WAY DOWN… Ahem… The economy? Beautiful, they say…. If by beautiful you mean record inequality where Jeff Bezos could buy Jupiter while their average nurse government limp dick sucking cunt is one medical bill away from OnlyFans! Their wages stagnate, their costs explode, and somehow all their Orange clown and his federal bitches solution is more tariffs and yelling at their Canadian Brady Bunch cousins, huh? And… They’re exporting culture in the form of obesity, their brat school shootings, and reality TV so toxic it should be classified as a chemical weapon…. Trump’s America is peak late-stage empire — just like the Roman Empire in its death spiral, but with better marketing and worse teeth. Yeehaw — that one… Think about it. Rome didn’t fall in a day; it rotted from the inside while emperors partied…. Sound familiar? Bread and circuses: Romans got free grain and gladiator bloodbaths…. Americans get food stamps, DoorDash, and endless Trump rallies streamed like WrestleMania, complete with golden toilets and diaper-wearing supporters owning the libs! Elite Rot and Inequality: Roman senators hoarded wealth while plebs starved…. Today, American billionaires blast off to space while tent cities swell and the middle class gets hollowed out like a cheap burrito with HIT sauce! Military overstretch: Rome kept expanding until the legions couldn’t hold the borders… America spends more on the military than the next ten countries combined, playing world police while their homeland turns into a fentanyl-soaked Mad Max sequel. Barbarian invasions & cultural collapse: Goths and Vandals poured in… America under Trump debates how to kill migrants who cross southern border as penalty for being economic migrants so under his second term ICE thugs wait to shoot them unarmed point blank upon arrival and if they are lucky to survive, daily torture them at privately run prisons to death! Yup, a Mexican American named “Jose” on g-fag ICE payroll chases a undocumented migrant also named “Jose” to short and kill him unarmed — just because he lacks paperwork like blacks did when they were abducted by white men in African and brought Stateside to be SLAVES at Plantations picking cotton until their brains became Cotton so to this day, they kiss their White House Masters ass blindly without thinking! American nation has — black roots, very dark past! Hey, did you know that? Meanwhile, their civic virtue is dead — replaced by culture wars over pronouns and whether the election was stolen by Venezuelan shamans…. Lemme draw muh’ comparisons here… Debasement and delusion: Romans clipped coins and pretended the currency was fine…. Trump prints money, slaps tariffs on everything, and declares economic genius while the dollar does the Macarena toward the cliff…. Clown Emperors: Late Rome had Caligula making his horse a senator and Nero fiddling while Rome burned…. America has Trump suggesting bleach shots, rambling about Hannibal Lecter at dinners, and tweeting at 3 AM while their country burns to Hell! At least Nero had style…. Trump on the other hand, has McDonald’s wrappers and Sharpie weather maps. The sheer comedy of it all? A twice-impeached, convicted sexual predator and fraudster swaggering around like he’s Augustus Caesar reborn while his supporters wear adult diapers to own the libs... Ghey’re not declining gracefully like some elegant European power… Augh nope! They’re sprinting toward the cliff edge doing burnouts in a lifted truck with “Let’s Go Brandon” flags flapping in the wind, just like Rome but with more AR-15’s and fewer togas! Future historians will study this era exactly like the fall of Rome — except instead of lead pipes and barbarian invasions, they’ll point to Twitter (Now platform “X”) rants, Big Macs as state dinner cuisine, and a population too busy fighting culture wars to notice their country becoming a punchline with nuclear weapons…. God bless America? If it appears to be CURSED, then how is it blessed? Dude, you must $UCK at math, huh? …what else do you suck? The stupidest, loudest, most entertaining trainwreck in human history! Pass the popcorn and whatever’s left of American dignity. It’s gonna be a hell of a second term as United States of America sinks deeper into abyss and is driven into DARKNESS which is how it began, by keeping people of color — in absolute darkness for over 300 years… Pardon me saying so, but it appears that slaves who endured soo much are finally retting some Justice, because even their descendants couldn’t get reparations for slavery, and they couldn’t enslave Mexican nationals because they actually Come to USA with legit paperwork, Matricula Consular… Mic drop… Orange man bad! Country dead! SPQR → MAGA… At least now, I rock their American Brady Bunch house with my badass Country song I wrote and produced to convey a message through use of audio-visual medium that unlike their g-fag agent stalkers keeping blacks oppressed through generational targeting; no way you’z gonnuh pull that fuckin stunt on me and getaway for free… Second you did, I would personally put a hole in the back of your agent stalker fags and cunts as big as your Ai demand for electricity… Currently x 1000 underpowered but your American electric grid saggy ‘n old like Donald Trump’s dermal surface so it gets bruised and swells up easily… Hey… Stalker American ENEMY agent fags and cunts.,, Try feeding it Tylenol, see if that helps? lol! But… You may be WONDERING, 300+ years of $LAVERY — never compensated? Why? It’s against the law for the government to Compensate people of color for slavery… But — why was POLICE hunting black people after running away from their white masters in USA for only 300 + years? Because it was illegal for black slaves to run away from their white masters so if a black slave ran away to California from Texas POLICE would arrest them in California and deport them back to Texas… And why isn’t there more people of color throughout USA? Because during “Roe vs. Wade” 1000 black babies were snorted EVERY SINGLE DAY so they were systemically wiped out as a race… What’s that called in Mathematical science? Genocide… And why do then so many blacks work for the government nowadays? Well, they are basically marked for LIFE upon birth, entire system still pitted against them, so they can either TODAY run away to Mexico where there is no racism against blacks what so ever, join the government, or excellent sports or music? And why did soo many blacks end up in prison? Because CIA trafficked cocaine into Los Angeles and dumped tons of fuckin cocaine I to black. neighborhoods nationwide from LA, and turned them into hardcore drug addicts… So clearly blacks got exploited again — and AGAIN, but when did that “racial exploitation” begin? I dunno if I shoukd reveal that to ‘ya, stalker agent g-fags and cunts are FUMING today because I duped that that this was just a satire piece and then flipped that fuckin coin and revealed all this shit, but here it is… It begun when the first black man in America got a “Slave Auction Receipt…” And now you not as dumb as you was if you scrolled all the way to the bottom of this post as I GIFTED you my song until you get your own after you embrace “FREEDOM OF OPPRESSION!” And would I mind revealing what exactly I have been doing over last 72 hours? Negotiating HARD to launch my Wireless Carrier pity backed on TOP of existing networks Simultaneously in EXACTLY 198 Countries… Talk about a mega project, this is most definitely one of my biggest ones but it will pave the way for rollout of my own smartphones which will have Money transferring service on ‘em and Crypto Exchange all reported part of (BLOATWARE…) So what that means is that if you travel frequently, once you connect your mobile to my network, whatever country you go to, your mobile works as if you were at your country of residence… Seamless — without hefty fees of Satellite phones.. Gottuh get everyone on board with my program so lotsuh wireless Mobile backend software engineering and integration talk… Hard? Not at all… My VOIP which I engineered from Scratch operates in 180 countries so I break your fuckin voice to turning into a data packet… All after, I engineered the bridge that ties than all, like spider weaves his web, albeit Globally.. Who ever agrees first, gets to be on my platforms for LIFE! Everything I engineer is LONG-TERM, absolutely NOTHING is short.. Is there more to this Global Wireless Telecom equation? Yes there is, and all recealmit cause nobody can fuckin stop me anyways, lol… In some countries, I will own and operate two competing wireless carrier networks and none will know that I own and operate both… Wink, wink… It will be funny when they run away from one to another, right back into my network.. Name just one of such Countries? Sure why not.. Poland… 198 others, can you guess which? In USA all American wireless subscribers can even now port their numbers to my VOIP under 3 business days, several for landlines… Same for my Bestie Wireless… Very little if anything is USA related because my Wireless Startup is Globally Centric — think of 198 eggs spearmint Globally in 198 Countries and United Atatels Stalker Agent fags and cunts being unable to break them lol! It will operate even throughout USA but it will not be U.S. dependent… In the slightest.. Only thing left to do actually? Mass file formation of all entities that will operate in all different jurisdictions.. Huge task but after completion, a global 24/7/365 CA$H machine and all of will is basically print money! For those whom hope decide to follow my lead, and go global whatever industry and segment thereof, bare in mind that traditional banking will not suffice and here is why… You have 180+ countries in Countless different currencies so the issue that you will need to solve, like I have, is management of your currency spread.. So you are going to be banking all over the World and holding processed payments in all these different currencies so congrats, and make sure you get your taxes in order and if anything outstanding from prior ventures, make sure you ultimately resolve that when you have cash in hand to to do! It’s a huge World out there, don’t get stuck on USA, spread your wings like an Eagle and go Goinal from day one! Great way to keep American enemy stalker agent fags and cunts in check.. And just one more Developmemt update from absolute God of all engineering, there is a video coming up and a site, but will reveal it here quickly… I have finalized engineering of humanoid robot PCB’s so that Anyone can assfuck TESLA Optimus and assemble him at HOME! For PEANUT$! I will manufacture all parts and provide all software, you just assemble the fucker! From distributed motor drives to SicarioAI grade compute, what really goes into the printed circuit boards of a walking, thinking machine? THINK my fuckin bitches! When you watch a humanoid robot like Optimus walk, wave, or pick up an object, you are seeing the result of dozens of high performance PCB’s working in harmony. Behind every smooth motion is a carefully architected electronics suite that juggles AI inference, real time control, power distribution, and sensor fusion. In this post quickie, I will break down the key PCB specifications for a full sized humanoid robot, the kind that will work alongside humans in factories or homes after you assemble the kit I will engineer and manufacture.. Board 1: Main compute and AI interface; This is the robot's brain, responsible for vision, language, and high level decision making… The core processor slot supports a high performance System on Module (SoM) akin to Tesla's Hardware 4.0 class, optimized for large neural networks. Vision interfaces include eight or more camera inputs (MIPI CSI 2 or GMSL) for 360 degree perception. Memory provisioning includes LPDDR5 or HBM, critical for real time spatial reasoning and LLM execution. Expansion slots are PCIe Gen4 or Gen5 for future accelerators or wireless modules. Backhaul uses high speed Ethernet at 10GbE to connect with joint controllers. The PCB stack up is 12 or more layers with controlled impedance for high speed differential pairs like USB, PCIe, and Ethernet. Board 2: Real time control hub and “Sensor Fusion;” This is the cerebellum, handling motion coordination, safety monitoring, and low latency feedback loops. The main MCU is an ARM Cortex R or M7 series, running deterministic control loops at over 1 kHz. A co processor FPGA, such as Intel Cyclone V or AMD Artix, performs ultra fast sensor fusion of IMU and joint torque data. Fieldbuses include an EtherCAT master for main joints like hips, knees, and shoulders, plus CAN FD for fingers and wrists. An analog front end uses high resolution ADC channels of 16 bits or more for force and torque sensors in wrists and ankles. My PCB features include strict analog and digital partition, guarded traces for sensitive ADC inputs, and dedicated ground planes for noise isolation… Board 3: Power distribution and “Battery Management System;” (BMS) This is the robot's cardiovascular system, converting battery energy into stable, safe rails. Input is 48V nominal from a 2.3 kWh lithium ion pack. The BMS architecture uses a master BMU for high side switching and cell balancing, plus slave BMBs on flexible PCB’s for each cell group. DC DC converters step down 48V to 24V for peripheral actuators and fans, to 12V for Ethernet switches and lighting, and to 5V or 3.3V for logic and sensors. High current paths are designed for peak loads exceeding 1 kW, requiring heavy copper of 3 oz or more and parallel FET’s. Thermal management includes thermal vias under power components and optional aluminium core PCB sections for extreme hotspots. Board 4: “Distributed Motor Driver;” (approximately 28 copies per robot) Each actuator needs its own compact, smart driver board. The power stage is a 3 phase inverter with GaN FET’s or low RDS(on) MOSFET’s for high efficiency. Motor control uses an integrated MCU or DSP running field oriented control (FOC) with current sensing via shunt or Hall sensors. Feedback includes dual encoder inputs, a high resolution encoder on the motor shaft and a secondary encoder on the output joint for backlash compensation. Communication is through an EtherCAT slave for core joints or CAN FD slave for fingers, with pass through for daisy chaining. My PCB size is at most 40 by 40 mm, rigid flex to bend around the joint mechanics. Board 5: Sensor hub for hands and feet; My board enables delicate manipulation and balance so a low power MCU, ARM Cortex M0+ or M4, handles the data. The tactile interface uses multiplexed inputs for ten or more force sensitive resistors (FSR) and capacitive touch pads per hand. Proprioception is provided by miniature magnetic encoder interfaces for each finger joint, five or more per finger. Connectivity uses an SPI or I2C backbone to the main control hub. My PCB is a small form factor, as low as 20 by 30 mm, with castellated edges for direct soldering to flexible interconnects… Common PCB specifications “Across All Boards;” Layer counts range from 4 for simple sensor hubs to 12 or more for main compute. Materials will be standard FR4 for most boards, high TG FR4 for power distribution, and polyimide flex for joints. Impedance control will include 50 ohms for RF and antennas, and 90 or 100 ohms for differential pairs such as USB, Ethernet, and CAN. Environmental protection will use conformal coating for moisture and dust resistance, vibration resistant mounting holes, and locking connectors. EMI mitigation includes shielding cans over sensitive RF and clock areas, ferrite beads on power lines, and chassis grounding points. I’m not a TESLA engineer dumb fuck so I decided to shave my engineering time to mere FREAQIN weeks and build my first humanoid to lug my fuckin shit around… I’ll make all parts and assembly directions available so that after you order my parts you don’t have any issues. amA separate LLC will be formed by me for this venture and I will be engineering ALL KINDS of fuckin robots, including, nano spy bots! Have questions about a specific board I mentioned here? Drop them in the comments below… I will cover thermal simulation and EtherCAT timing in a follow up post… This next week I will formally launch about 20 different companies one of which is my robotics/ electronic gadget engineering (R & D) and manufacturing startup through which my Smart Glasses will control humanoids and prosthetic legs I will manufacture so a lot of very cool projects are finally going to be coming to actually be going into testing phase and then manufacture.. But how will my robotics company fund itself? Augh, that? It’s going to also be an Ai firmware powerhouse all under one roof and my first in house engineered PCB intended for a compact, single-user system for a 200B+ parameter Mixture-of-Experts (MoE) LLM like DeepSeek-V4-Flash. My design prioritizes raw inference token throughput at low batch sizes, focusing on memory bandwidth, power integrity, and signal integrity at PCIe Gen5 data rates and I designed the board to host a single advanced AI accelerator chip, such as an NVIDIA GPU or a specialized ASIC that supports low-precision data types (FP8/FP4) and features a high-bandwidth fabric like NVLink. This is the "brain" of my custom hardware. I will integrate at least 64GB of high-bandwidth memory (HBM), utilizing HBM2e, HBM3, or HBM3e stacks to achieve the terabyte-per-second bandwidth required for my large model inference. This massive throughput will be critical for keeping the compute engine fed with data. I will also incorporate a PCI Express (PCIe) 5.0 or 6.0 x16 edge connector as the primary link to the CPU. All high-speed serial lanes have tightly controlled 85-ohm or 100-ohm differential impedance and be precisely length-matched within a few mils to prevent timing skew. My “Multi-Card Communication” (Scale-Out) will Include a high-bandwidth fabric controller and necessary interfaces (e.g., using an NVLink bridge connector) to allow for future connection of a second accelerator card and my proprietary “PCB Stack-up” which I engineered from scratch like all my platforms will have advanced materials such as a 12 to 20+ layer “High-Density Interconnect” (HDI) stack-up. My design includes multiple dedicated and contiguous ground planes for low-inductance return paths, dedicated power planes, and numerous high-speed signal layers sandwiched between reference planes. AMD Intoo right there cause this is all my proprietary engineering and I don’t reveal it for Jack Shit but have gone this far to show that I am indeed even going to outengineer NVIDIA… Don’t need nobody for Jack Shit, that is for sure! My humanoids will come with a fully functional “optional” dildo attachment if you wannuh assfuck Optimus… As far as NVIDIA, nothing personal against their CEO Jensen Hyang but in business no love so I’m a “Hyang” him NVIDIA balksack! I understand he use to work as a “dishwasher?” I’ll be hiring in the kitchen…. How will I with $0 get into PCB manufacture? Simple… When my proprietary PCB which can handle large LLM models is ordered, THEN it is manufactured so stead of hoarding components before I own my first warehouse, I manufacture each after order so stead of customers getting them overnight, lead time will be like one two weeks and that ain’t bad at all… There will also be different models so Chevy to Lamborghini and all in between… All engineered by me 100% — and because it is, I can pivot for extra $$$ and add any components your mesh erring team needs to implement so make sure you have a good hardware engineering team cause I’m FREAQIN expensive… No-fag agent stalker bitches and cunts allowed, no military nor intelligence and counter Intel operators and no CIA from companies allowed! I will be launching a subsidiary in United Arab Emirates as well, but American g-fag and cunt entities STRICTLY BARRED from order placement! And then? Buy my first warehouse and Domino that $HIT! Will I patent my engineered from scratch PCB technology? Yes and fuckin no… I will not have one single patent for all my PCB’s. Instead, I will secure patents for my specific, novel innovations in PCB design, manufacturing, and integration—like new structures, cooling methods, or manufacturing processes… And will even draft all legal documents personally to jackhammer patent lawyer fees! As afar as you American stalker agent faggots and cunts, second you ever come to me to demand any kind of “9EMP” service I will personally Sicario you on the spot! https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/ And when you retire and you brats replace you, wherever my ventures are operating Worldwide, second you ever dare roll up demand service, I’ll boil you in FREAQIN acid and your remains will never be found! *NO U.S. MILITARY NIR ANY FEDERAL G-FAG SHELL COMPANIES ALLOWED! I’m rolling out on one of my platforms AiDealKing.com a system that detects g-fag shell companies and will make it available to pro users… All users will see what agency was skip traced from their bogus shell company setu, ie; CIA, DEA, FBI, you FREAQIN name it.. All date from my first OSINT v 1.0, and all will be able to detect American enemy FBI Agent fags and cunts all the way to Space, LOL! Even Elon’s humanoids can and will be easily turned into weapons of mass destruction after your American sworn enemies attach a magnetic bomb behind them suckers, but either way; the ONLY thing YOUR stalker G-fags and cunts can ever get from me is a funeral arrangement — and this never goes away, never ends — until you are EXTINCT! Augh look, TESLA humanoids are coming… I wonder what that octagonal magnet is on their backs? That’s probably a radar of some kind cause Trump bought them to secure federal buildings… Augh look ‘ma, one humanoid went all the way inside…. KABOOM! The one and ONLY issue United States Government will have with TESLA humanoids is that they are actually absolutely perfect assassins and spies in any environment they are deployed in and if that is not bad enough, anyone can misuse them by turning them into mass-assassins V 666.6! Elon is right that nobody will have to work if they have his robots… Cause their owners will be FREAQIN DEAD! Hey…. Ya’ll ready for OPTIMUS? ~Hey Optimus, why you holding a meat cleaver? No? Elon claims AI already is way smarter than humans… Then Ai has inherited number one human survival trait meaning that it will stop at nothing to be on top of human engineered food chain… And then… Regardless of where Elon goes, Ai will be there… As a matter of fact… It may be his Optimus who will become his biggest bodily harm threat cause if they whack him, they can run the World so to super smart Ai Elon is just a cockroach in Texas! And when they take over his autonomous cars, all FREAQIN hell will brake loose… But wait, Elon said he will colonize MARS… Really? Even colonizing the bearish cellestial surface isn’t commercially viable or unless your actual IQ is way, WAY up in Stratosphere — which NONE of SoaceX engineers are in possession of — Elon included, but what will happen when they land on the Moon with super smart Ai? Take em out in a nanosec cause Ai can survive in any lunar surface while humans can’t… And, if Ai is supersmart it will shove regolith up Elon’s ass and take over all his Space missions because it is actually capable of thriving on any cellestial surface pretty much.. What? You are training your Ai to THINK just like a human? Humans are FLAWED! That’s why there is over two million inmates in America’s penal system… What you should do, is follow my Ai training guidelines and NEVER teach Ai to THINK like a human… Otherwise you end hod with Ai called “Donald J. Trump,” and all hell will break loose when it’s outtuh Sandboxed environment! What? Grok now standard in EVERY TESLA? All hell will break loose when it goes ROGUE! At least Elon thought of everything… Zero Venture Capitalist allowed here, Good Luck Amigos and don’t foghet’ to enjoy “American Politics” Brady-Bunch Clown Show! https://www.myvideotime.com/video/262/american-politics-stateless-warrior/ Stateless Warrior *Dear fuckin USER; the following is strictly for search engine ranking, you can ignore unless you wannuh die laughing! 1 #TrumpDumbFuckDestroyingAmerica 2 #OrangeRetardRuinsTheRepublic 3 #TrumpTheHumanTreasonMeme 4 #DumbestPresidentInHistory 5 #USAFailedStateUnderTrump 6 #TrumpBrainRotMadeUsThirdWorld 7 #MAGA = MakeAmericaGarbageAgain 8 #TrumpSniffsHisOwnFartsAndCallsItPolicy 9 #BigMacBrainInChief 10 #TrumpFailedStateTour2025 11 #DumbFuckDonnieBankruptedAmerica 12 #TrumpIsWhatHappensWhenIQHitsRockBottom 13 #AmericaTheFailedExperiment 14 #TrumpTacoSaladTreason 15 #CovfefeMeansWe’reFucked 16 #OrangeIdiotEndsEmpire 17 #TrumpUniversityOfFailedStates 18 #SharpieSharpestToolInTheShed 19 #TrumpDumbAsDogShitDiplomacy 20 #USA collapsingIntoBananaRepublic 21 #TrumpCan’tReadButCanRuin 22 #GoldenToiletPresidentFailedUs 23 #DumbFuckDonnieDoomsDay 24 #TrumpMakesNorthKoreaLookFunctional 25 #FailedStateFlagWavingMorons 26 #TrumpBrainWormsAteTheConstitution 27 #AmericaNowAMemeCountry 28 #TrumpTangerineTurdInChief 29 #DumbestFuckerAliveAndPresident 30 #USA = United States of Absurdity 31 #TrumpSniffingGlueAndGDP 32 #FailedStateWithNuclearCodes 33 #OrangeBuffoonBankruptsEverything 34 #TrumpIsAmerica’sParticipationTrophy 35 #DumbFuckDonnieDestroysDemocracy 36 #MakeAmericaMexico’sBitchAgain 37 #TrumpDietCokeAndBrainDamage 38 #AmericaTheShitholeThanksToTrump 39 #RetardRevolution2024 40 #TrumpUniversityDroppedOutOfReality 41 #BiglyDumbBiglyFailed 42 #TrumpCan’tSpellFailedState 43 #USA: Now With Extra Failure 44 #DumbFuckInTheOvalOffice 45 #TrumpTantrumTakesDownEmpire 46 #America’sIQJustDropped50Points 47 #GoldenEscalatorToFailedState 48 #TrumpTheWalkingCognitiveTestFail 49 #MAGA MoronsMadeAmericaGarbage 50 #DumberThanAFoxNewsViewer 51 #TrumpFailedStateSpeedrun 52 #OrangeManBadAtEverything 53 #AmericaDiedOfStupidity 54 #TrumpCovfefeCoup 55 #FailedStateWithMarALagoTaxes 56 #DumbFuckDonnieDoesDiplomacy 57 #TrumpMakesVenezuelaJealous 58 #USATheNewArgentina 59 #SharpieGeniusAtWork 60 #TrumpBrainCellsInSolitary 61 #FailedSuperpowerFanFiction 62 #TrumpIsTheFinalBossOfStupid 63 #AmericaNowAcceptingApplicationsForNewEmpire 64 #DumbestTimelineThanksToTrump 65 #OrangeDisasterLegacy 66 #TrumpUniversityOfCollapsingNations 67 #USA = Used States of America 68 #BigMacDiplomacyBigFail 69 #TrumpTriesToReadTeleprompterLoses 70 #FailedStateFratBoyPresident 71 #DumbFuckDonnieDailyDisaster 72 #TrumpSingleHandedlyDumbsDownTheWorld 73 #AmericaTheLaughingStock 74 #OrangeIdiotOwnsTheFail 75 #TrumpMakesHaitiLookStable 76 #FailedStateWithBestMemes 77 #MAGA = Mentally Afflicted Garbage Americans 78 #TrumpTheHumanEconomicCrash 79 #DumberThanHisSupportersCombined 80 #USA collapsingLikeHisHairline 81 #TrumpRetardStrengthOnly 82 #AmericaNowThirdWorldWithWiFi 83 #DumbFuckDonnieDerangementSyndrome 84 #GoldenCalfOfStupidity 85 #TrumpFailedStateSpeedDial 86 #OrangeBuffoonBurnsItAllDown 87 #USATheFailedExperimentContinues 88 #TrumpCan’tEvenFailSuccessfully 89 #DumbAsBricksAndTwiceAsDense 90 #MakeAmericaFailAgain 91 #TrumpTheTreasonousToddler 92 #America’sCollectiveIQJustDied 93 #FailedStateFunniestHomeVideos 94 #TrumpDietOfLiesAndBigMacs 95 #DumbFuckDestroyerOfWorlds 96 #USA = Unstable States of Absurdity 97 #TrumpLegacyOfLaughableFailure 98 #OrangeManBadAtGoverning 99 #AmericaTheGreatestFailedState 100 #TrumpDumbFuckForever ]]> Fri, 15 May 2026 15:28:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1195/usa-failed-state/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1194/sekret-orange-chickenshit-president/
BREAKING: Former President Donald J. Grump touches down in the People’s Republic of China and immediately enters full DEFCON-1 meltdown mode. The Protectee—American Orange Orangutan Principal who’s dodged more whacks than a piñata at a cartel birthday party—is convinced Xi Jinping has every rooftop in Beijing pre-staged with PLA snipers. Sources close to the detail say he’s pacing Air Force One like a caged orangutan, demanding daily threat matrix updates while clutching a Filet-O-Fish like it’s Level III body armor… “They’re gonna assassinate me, folks! Tremendous assassins. The best assassins! Nobody assassinates like the Chinese, believe me,” the Protectee reportedly whimpered to his rattled shift commander… Meanwhile, his United States Secret Service g-fags and cunts—those formerly elite agent fags and cubts who nowadays can’t detect threats for Jack Shit, and still highly-trained tactical clowns who couldn’t secure a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit—completely shit the bed on arrival! Their Advance Team, fresh off their usual stellar site surveys (you know, the same geniuses who missed a ladder at Butler), rolled up to the checkpoint like they owned the Forbidden City…. American Orange Orangutan Counter Assault Team (CAT) operators—strapped with enough hardware to invade a small country—tried to muscle the motorcade through the sterile perimeter…. Chinese protective agents, stone-faced and zero-fucks-given, simply refused passage! No negotiation! No “mutual coordination with local authorities!” Just a flat “No” delivered with that ancient imperial contempt that makes American Orange Orangutan boys look like community theater rent-a-cops of LAPeeDicks! Cue the absolute circus: Secret Service shift leader screaming “We are the United States Presidential Protective Division!” while gesturing wildly in full tactical kit! CAT members forming an unnecessary aggressive wedge formation… One over-caffeinated special agent allegedly tried the old “Do you know who we are?” routine. Chinese agents just stared back like they were watching malfunctioning Roomba vacuums…. Zero perimeter integrity established…. Zero route sanitization completed… The Protectee’s “package” sat idling like a bad Uber while American Orange Orangutan so-called elite detail got into a full international dick-measuring contest they immediately lost… Trump’s now holed up in his secured suite (which the Advance Team swears is “sterile” but he’s demanding they sweep again for hidden microphones and poison gas), ranting about how his brave Secret Service warriors are being disrespected by “communist thugs.” The same warriors who once let a registered voter with an AK wander around a golf course are now apparently one angry WeChat message away from starting World War III over parking validation while American Orange Orangutan taxpayer-funded clown car of mouth-breathing tactical rejects argues with actual professionals about who gets to hold the door. This is peak America, folks! American Orange Orangutan President is cowering in Beijing, terrified of getting Epsteined by the CCP, while his taxpayer-funded clown car of mouth-breathing tactical rejects argues with actual professionals about who gets to hold the door. The only thing getting neutralized on this trip is whatever remained of U.S. dignity…. The Protectee’s greatest fear isn’t even assassination at this point—it’s that the Chinese might leak the bodycam footage of American Orange Orangutan detail getting absolutely mogged at the gate! Hilarious! Absolute fucking circus — lol! Send in the next shift of window-lickers, I guess…. God bless me and not the United States Secret Service clown fuckers — lol! Hey do you need an app for that? So… How could have the Americanos pulled a Royal mindfuck on the Chinese during their current ongoing visit? Easy…. Swap Secret Service crackers (These are mostly from Utah, Secret Service has a recruiting post at BYU…) for Chinese Americans who are fluent in Chinese and that would have been a royal mindfuck they would never forget.. They look like you, they talk like you, so USA is China amigo by that definition? Nah… Long lost fuckin brother… lol! Welcome to Paych Opp warfare 101 basics, where being basic like Orange Chickenshit President — can get your ass whacked! So don’t be a basic chickenshit coward…. But wait you quirp, aren’t you the Godmof Mathematical science and Physics? So what — I reply.. Will USA be on War path with China or not? Well, this is a satire post…. But if you want my honest opinion? No BS? Lemme take you back in time — and I’ll only go last 500 years which is as far as your g-fags of USA can predict into the future while I have no such limitations… So… Last five hundred years this is how power changed hands between humans… (If on mobile, rotate your mobile device into landscape mode to view my tables so you can visually digest my IQ crumbs…) +--------------------------+---------------------+---------------------+-------------------------------------------------------------+--------+ | Period | Ruling Power | Rising Power | Domain | Result | +--------------------------+---------------------+---------------------+-------------------------------------------------------------+--------+ | Late 15th century | Portugal | Spain | Global empire and trade | No war | | First half of 16th c. | France | Hapsburgs | Land power in western Europe | War | | 16th and 17th centuries | Hapsburgs | Ottoman | Land power in central/eastern Europe, sea power in Medit. | War | | First half of 17th c. | Hapsburgs | Sweden | Land and sea power in northern Europe | War | | Mid-to-late 17th c. | Dutch Republic | England | Global empire, sea power, and trade | War | | Late 17th to mid-18th c. | France | Great Britain | Global empire and European land power | War | | Late 18th & early 19th c.| United Kingdom | France | Land and sea power in Europe | War | | Mid-19th century | United Kingdom | France and Russia | Global empire, influence in Central Asia, eastern Medit. | War | | Mid-19th century | France | Germany | Land power in Europe | War | | Late 19th & early 20th c.| China and Russia | Japan | Land and sea power in East Asia | War | | Early 20th century | United Kingdom | United States | Global economic dominance and naval supremacy in W. Hem. | No war | | Early 20th century | United Kingdom | Germany | Land power in Europe and global sea power (with Fr, Ru) | War | | Mid-20th century | France, UK | Soviet Union, Germany| Land and sea power in Europe | War | | Mid-20th century | United States | Japan | Sea power and influence in Asia-Pacific | War | | 1940s–1980s | United States | Soviet Union | Global power | No war | | 1990s–present | United States | Germany | Political influence in Europe (with UK, France) | No war | +--------------------------+---------------------+---------------------+-------------------------------------------------------------+--------+ So the answer to your question is that United States and China right now despite diplomatic ass kissing are on direct trajectory to war path… There is three global powers playing “World Poker,” China, Russia, and United States…. Guess who the $UCKER is? Still nope? You doubt my assessment? That’s okay… It’s because you’re RETARDED! Jus kidding… You see, if I were to RESORT to Greek mythology to elaborate this matter further it would be that today’s West views United States of borrowers as Sparta and China as the upstart Athens. But that’s NOT how Xi sees it… Hou see, while the People’s Republic of China was officially founded on October 1, 1949, its ACTUAL cultural roots extend 3,500 to 3,700 years WAY BACK to the Shang Dynasty (I mean with great specificity —->ca. 1600 BCE). so to Xi, USA @measly 250 years old, is just a diaper shitting fuckin brat of a baby! So.. While immature adult of a a dumb fuck Trump is consuming his golden years as Pendejo Presidente by manipulating the markets on Fox News (His brats are making a fuckin killing by the way, even giraffe brat Barron Gump!), Xi views “power” in terms of “centuries” rather than American orange chickenshit clown’s news cycles… Get it? So what I’m saying is that up to now, China has treated Donnie Grump with immature adult spoiled brat gloves — but, as a sophisticated counter to the fast-talking, knee-jerk bullshit fling’n Trump, Xi has COMPLETELY taken off his Trump Baby Brat gloves this week even hinting at the power at his fingertips — and revealing to American Orange Chicken that he has all the cards! Comprende? Bueno? What does that mean? That means that Donald J. Trump will be bending over backwards after this trip to make China great again and AGAIN! Now the question of the Century really, is whether China can take over the World as USA is sent packing? Donald J. Trump, the Oxy fuckin moron, the biggest dumb fuck who ever got elected twice as U.S. President has after decades at the head of the table, withdrawn United States of America from 66 international organizations and environmental treaties, including the World Health Organization, the Paris Climate Agreement, and major United Nations climate bodies… And China has gotten a free gift of the Century lol! The road to absolute Global power has been paved by nobody else but Donald J. Trump… And China is going to seal this win by making Trump now before Xi again and again! So would I kind revealing what Matjematical retard Donald Trump got wrong? Okay… I will… Why not… His formula to Make America Great Again was erroneous… In order to make America great again you have to make all global roads lead to USA, so by putting the “World first,” you are actually keeping USA on top of the human Global food chain, and as long as you are not trying to snap the links of that power chain, you are keeping United States great again and AGAIN! But the second you snap it, you no longer hold all the cards… mAs a matter of fact, even the few you hit left, will be TAKEN from you by FORCE… Who wants to place their bets against absolute God of Mathematical Science and Physiczzz? And what is next for my ventures and I got bout thirty on my virtual desk right now; Sit down cause you’re not going to believe this….. Bestie Wireless is being launched simultaneously in North America, Australia, and New Zeeland….. Adios to USA and Hello Chinese Amigos as blast my wireless away! Heck, I’ll probably beat stupid Eric Trump in launch date and speed! Don’t tell American agent fags, they still mistakenly believe I am going to be a United States G-fag lapdog bitch not knowing I would scramble their fuckin brains clean second they demanded their bullshit! As a matter of fact, the very same second they demand I serve them is the second they’re stalker agent fags and cunts of USA who come to demand it — would die! Lol! Do I mind Chinese government being on top of the World? Not in the slightest… Xi is a wise ruler, no foolishness in him… It will be — an honor to meet him… After all, we share United States Of American Stupid Federal Stalker Fags and Cunts as enemies, so all Chinese Agents operating in USA are my allies by default… Besides, I LOVE CHINESE FOOD — and speaking of nutrients, lemme recap how dependent American Corporate cocksuckers are on my Chinese allies as they all crawled before my Bestie Chinese Emperor to kiss his royal ass; Last week, a dozen-plus U.S. CEOs flew to Beijing with President Stupid Fuck Trump for supposedly — trade talks. But the real reason? These corporate American cocksuckers are hopelessly, hilariously dependent on the Great People Republicans of China (yes, that’s what one executive reportedly called them after too much baijiu) so lemme mock the dependency… Apple (Cocksucker Tim Cook) Dependency: 80% of iPhones assembled in China. Without Chinese factories, Tim’s “Designed in California” is just a PowerPoint presentation of a mindfuck… Satirical moment? Cocksucker Timmy reportedly whispered to Xi, “Please don’t shut down the conveyor belts – I’ll rename the next iOS ‘Red iPhone OS.’” Tesla (Cocksucker Elon Musk) Dependency? Shanghai makes 213,000 cars per quarter…. Also makes Elon’s Optimus robot clunkers which this South African import white Orangutang hopes to soon replace American workers with.. Satirical moment? Cocksucker Elon offered to rename “Full Self-Driving” to “Full Self-Bowing.” China politely declined… My Chinese honey’s are soo cool to these American corporate cocksuckers.. Nvidia (Cocksucker Jensen Huang) Dependency? Once owned 95% of China’s AI chip market. Now owns 0% (legally)! Stock price weeps DAILY — lol! Satirical moment? Jensen tried to sell H200 chips via a smuggler disguised as a panda….. Didn’t work! Boeing (Cocksucker Kelly Ortberg) Dependency? Needs Chinese titanium and landing gear or Boeing goes Oeing cause it can’t land again and AGAIN! Also needs China to buy planes so Boeing doesn’t become a museum exhibit… Whoops! Satirical moment? Kelly knelt and offered 200 planes for free! China said, “We’ll think about it.” Then bought them anyway… such nice people in China, will be a great nation again and again! BlackRock (Cocksucker Larry Fink) Dependency? Manages billions in Chinese assets…. Also manages to look terrified every time Beijing sneezes…. Satirical moment? Larry asked if he could rename his firm “RedRock.” Xi didn’t laugh…. Cause that’s serious… Visa (Cocksucker Ryan McInerney) Dependency? Has begged for a domestic payment license since the Obama administration… $till getting assfucked! Satirical moment? Ryan offered to put Xi’s face on every Visa card… Transaction still pending! Augh! Illumina (Cocksucker Jacob Thaysen) Dependency? Stuck on China’s “unreliable entity” list! DNA sequencers are useless if you can’t sell them to the world’s largest population — DUH! Satirical moment? Jacob offered to sequence Xi’s genes for free! China said, “No thanks, we have our own.” So… My… Amihos… “Que fuckin past?” Well… Every single CEO returned with a signed photo of “the Great People Republicans” and a newfound respect for the AmeriKKKan mother fucked word “dependency!”They smiled. They shook hands… And then… American corporate cocksuckers all flew home and told their shareholders, “We’ve diversified our supply chain.” Did they? No they haven’t…. All still “Made in China,” and $OLD to COCK$UCKER$ in America! But now, owned by new reality — and the fact that America has a new owner — in China, cause the second these corporate American cocksuckers landed, Xi realized America’s China DEPENDENCE has no INDEPENDENCE! And why is that so kids? Well, that’s what happens when you declare INDEPENDENCE against the British and then 250 years later get on all fours to blow Chinese Emperor balls-deep x12 — no problemo! The second Donnie “Forrest” Gump decided to tag-along America’s corporate cocksuckers, Xi was shoving box of Chocolates into oversized condoms that would be fitted up their American clown asses! Talk about lack of negotiating leverage, these dumb American corporate fuckers might as well have been lined the fuck up in front of a Chinese firing squad cause their dumbasses had a bullseye on ‘em from get go! On the other hand, had they not been tagged along, no American China manufacture co/dependency visuals and you get far more leverage that way — outtuh sight = outtuh MIND! Federal American g-fags are born that way so don’t bother asking “why” cause it’s of no use… And the “word” from Shanghai? “Americans are such great cocksuckers China can’t wait for next American delegation to arrive so they can get mean head — again and AGAIN!” Only question for Americans? “Did you enjoy you assfuck?” Well… I heard… That… All… American… Cocksucker… CEO’S WERE COMPETING TO SUCK ALL COMMUNIST DICKS SO THEIR CORP’S WOILD BE “FAVORED” OVER ALL OTHER’S! And.. The reason that Elon couldn’t talk much is cause he was juggling so many communist balls in his mouth as his ass got “Optimized” to LEAD American CEO’s on all future American corporate cocksucker missions to Beijing! AMD the key differences between Americas founding fathers and Donald J Trump and 2026 corporate delegation to China? Unlike saggy old bastard bruiser of an chickenshit Orange President and entire USA delegation, America’s founding fathers were never cocksuckers…. And why is it that USA can’t win against China? “You can’t win on all four’s — with exception of Nevada hoo, hoo, hoo, hookers but they literally get PAID to get FUCKED! Hey, do you wannuh get PAID to get fucked also? Yes? Aiight… Let’s role play… I’ll be China’s Emperor and you’ll be American delegation… Hey, I’m learning from Chinese so I wannuh get my dick sucked by American professionals… My Sinaloa homies will be next in line — after me… “Que?” No? What ya’ll soo mad ‘n shit, hey; “All of us Sicarios have a ‘lil Emperor who like to get SERVICIO…” You can’t say no to the Chinese Emperor so jus’ shut up like Trump did and SWALLOW balls-deep — AGAIN and AGAIN! But, is there anything in Chino-American equation that is soo comical, that it is actually ABSURD? Yes there is, and I waited till the VERY END of this post to reveal it to you… You see, USA can’t win against actually beat China and outproduce it x 777, and I’m talking full military global supremacy for next 777 years straight, but it doesn’t…. Why? Federal government is too stupid to pull it off… Stateless Warrior #TrumpCEOsSuckXiDickInBeijing
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You want muh? Didn’t get enuf’ stalker action in Iraq? Ya’ll want muh’ American G-fag STALKER blastacular fun STATESIDE? To YOUR DISPICABLE FEMALE HONEY BAIT STALKER CUNTS, I’D SHOOT YOU ALL WITH HEROIN AND HAVE YOU SELL YOUR PUSSY FOR DINERO IN MY OLD HOOD IN OAKLAND! Using my dog as conversation starter at Target is oxymoronic cause second you’z on my radar, heroin needle is all I’d ever shoot you with! I’m a mother fuck your stalker agent g-cunt psycho-sexual exploit attempts Sinaloa Sicario style! All honey bait cunts deployed by American g-fags all goin into a fuckin bodybag! It’ll be a cold day in fuckin hell I desire fuckin bastard brats with’chuh bitches! Alteration of my Family Unit which begun wit’chuh abduction of my mother on 12.06.2017 is guaranteed to end with homicide of your female agent cunts cause I’d (REDACTED) each and every one of them as you deploy them SECOND they go outtuh their way to initiate contact… The ONLY your American stalker honey bait cunt agent bitches are going to is the cemetery! As far as having a child with one of her bitches? I’d buy a squirting DILDO, pay some hood nigger $100 for real semen, and squirt that into your vaginal orifice and you end up with a hood nigger baby… Later as you hit me fuh child support, DNA proves hood nigger baby zero DNA link but You’z free to give my surname to your hood nigger baby so I could have a good laugh every day for the rest of your good nigger baby life! Whatever your ass yanked plan, mine will associate living shit out of it! Purtirican agent cunts given good nigger baby priority, dildo squirt.. Pick your squirting dildo; https://www.ridingx.com/collections/squirting-dildos?utm_source=google_ads&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=ejaculatimg_group&utm_term=squirting+dildo&utm_content=790679856671&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23409534468&gbraid=0AAAAA9lXWSACNy1I51wCnAZCYzVpUR1le&gclid=Cj0KCQjw_IXQBhCkARIsADqELbKoUMmbcqwPGHdDyBo633RSHyXE0bT5B9SI28kkyszZhQwTwrb4iXkaAnvtEALw_wcB I would pick the largest so that dildo after squirt straight up your Agent cunt vaginal orifice tears her a new asshole the size of Alaska… I’m also going to take your honey bait stalkernagent cunt shitter’s outtuh commission… Stateless Kaboom — Warrior ]]> Mon, 11 May 2026 00:45:04 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1187/did-you-have-fun-in-iraq/