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Diane Keaton Dies
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If you are old enough to know who she is, you are NEXT! Dunno nothing bout her besides that fact that she’s a Satan’s Babe now!
Just kidding!
Trump gave her a massive fuckin coronary and her heart just gave OUT! Ambulance found her inside one her houses with a sign “15 up, CHECKOUT TIME!”
Whatever that means?
Not to worry cause there’s more to this Hollywood tragic death story, cause there’s only another 666 sluts bent ovuh behind them Hollywood lights waiting for their turn of “15” under gaze
of fools staring at “Hollywood Lights!”
Hey, best of of luck on your show as you fight to stay RELEVANT and make them “15” — last a little more so try not to be a BORE!
Hey, you ever heard of a movie “Heart Attack?”
No?
You wannuh STAR in it?
I got an Ambulance on the way to snag your ass RIGHT NOW!
And if you SUCK like Satan’s Babe did you’ll be fuckin dead too!
Anyways, how will this STARLET be REMEMBERED?
Feeding millions of starving people in Africa?
Checking……
Nope…..
Deflecting her LIFELONG FAME to ANY noteworthy cause?
STILL CHECKING…
Nope…
So what exactly is she gonnuh be remembered for?
“Wear’n FANCY CLOTHES and posting pictures of her renovated homes on fuckin Pinterest!”
Bitch was a LAMER!
She don’t do ANYTHING NOTEWORTHY with her FAME to be a CAUSATION for BETTERMENT of HUMANITY!
Satan’s BABE was a CONTRACTOR and a real estate flip’n RETARD!
How you know that?
Well, under she was buying home sin California, renovating and flipping them… That’s retarded!
Why?
You incite a 15% Capital Gains TAX!
So in. California to BEAT that Tax you buy and sit on it and NEVER SELL but if you wannuh cash in you TAKE A FUCKIN LOAN out cause that’s TAX FREE MONEY!
So where is this dumb Capital Tax Gains retard babe now?
In Hell where all idiots who dunno tax code end up!
Satan’s BABE!
AMD YOU?
As long as you avoid triggering taxable EVENTS Heaven awaits even before you CROAK!
Just kidding!
Trump gave her a massive fuckin coronary and her heart just gave OUT! Ambulance found her inside one her houses with a sign “15 up, CHECKOUT TIME!”
Whatever that means?
Not to worry cause there’s more to this Hollywood tragic death story, cause there’s only another 666 sluts bent ovuh behind them Hollywood lights waiting for their turn of “15” under gaze
of fools staring at “Hollywood Lights!”
Hey, best of of luck on your show as you fight to stay RELEVANT and make them “15” — last a little more so try not to be a BORE!
Hey, you ever heard of a movie “Heart Attack?”
No?
You wannuh STAR in it?
I got an Ambulance on the way to snag your ass RIGHT NOW!
And if you SUCK like Satan’s Babe did you’ll be fuckin dead too!
Anyways, how will this STARLET be REMEMBERED?
Feeding millions of starving people in Africa?
Checking……
Nope…..
Deflecting her LIFELONG FAME to ANY noteworthy cause?
STILL CHECKING…
Nope…
So what exactly is she gonnuh be remembered for?
“Wear’n FANCY CLOTHES and posting pictures of her renovated homes on fuckin Pinterest!”
Bitch was a LAMER!
She don’t do ANYTHING NOTEWORTHY with her FAME to be a CAUSATION for BETTERMENT of HUMANITY!
Satan’s BABE was a CONTRACTOR and a real estate flip’n RETARD!
How you know that?
Well, under she was buying home sin California, renovating and flipping them… That’s retarded!
Why?
You incite a 15% Capital Gains TAX!
So in. California to BEAT that Tax you buy and sit on it and NEVER SELL but if you wannuh cash in you TAKE A FUCKIN LOAN out cause that’s TAX FREE MONEY!
So where is this dumb Capital Tax Gains retard babe now?
In Hell where all idiots who dunno tax code end up!
Satan’s BABE!
AMD YOU?
As long as you avoid triggering taxable EVENTS Heaven awaits even before you CROAK!
