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Warrior Bite Food Delivery Platform
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Sneak Quickie Peek, with slain Trump cocksucker parrot ‘s LAST WORDS as “Warrior Bite” app Slogan:
“Ugh, ugh, ugh, AUGH!”
False prophet and professional MAGA bullshit parrot so since thousands of Restaurants on my platform will have aged meat, you will be able to order it extra rarer to celebrate festive occasions and turn enemy whacking into a PARTY!
Enterprise Level Platform with back end Ai managed on STEROIDS with Ai analytics so Restauranteurs can really know their customers!
Engineered from SCRATCH! Crypto payments always included!
Driver and delivery management on steroids and a customer can text delivery driver via my platform so they don’t have delivery issues — WHOA! I thought of only EVERYTHING! Will be scaled GLOBALLY and part of bloatware on smartphones my upcoming multi national MVNO will carry, DOUBLE WHAMMY, congrats!
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BORN LUCKY!
Developed by Stateless Warrior FROM SCRATCH! Gazillion features such as:
Core Geofencing Features:
Delivery Zone Management: I will define polygonal areas where delivery is available for your restaurant….
Address Validation With EVERY Order: Check if customer addresses fall within delivery zones…
Restaurant Filtering: Will show only restaurants that deliver to the user's location, so this will be applied multi nationally hence if you order in Mexico, Czech Republic, Germany, Japan, or China, and or India, only Restaurants available to you will populate…
Dynamic Pricing: My algorithm will adjust delivery fees based on distance from zone center….
Driver Assignment: Route orders to drivers within the same geofence… So the way I’m a scale is as restaurants are onboarded, when criterion for a driver is met, I throw you as many as needed cause on my end all drivers I hire have to make me what I pay them plus a bare minimum of 50% EACH! So no dough no delivery, dig? I engineered my platform for RAPID GLOBAL SCALING! On my end delivery time will not be allowed to exceed 25 minutes — and even that is pushing it so I’ll be shooting for “15” EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME!
Too much to list, my detailed tutorial will cover even driver onboarding so the BEST thing to do with this mega-puppy is for me to finish solidifying back end all see app when live along with web portal for restaurants and they can delegate admin privileges based on Job Description, and guess what?
Actually?
In a about a week I start onboarding American Citizen drivers who need a job… Will draft a detail Restaurant signup process (Brick and Mortar must have acceptable rating unless new in business…) and I got a GIFT for ALL UNDOCUMENTED persons throughout the State of California… You know, I’m HARD as nails and have a tendency to urinate on graves of all enemies and that without ANY REGRET, so a different mentality perhaps than that of you… But this app of mine will allow you to open a Cloud Kitchen LEGALLY in your apartment or house so you don’t have to flip tacos outside on the corner fearing when ICE might kidnap you.
First you obtain a Food Handler Card: You, and anyone helping you must complete a food safety training course from a state-approved provider and obtain a California Food Handler Card within three months of getting your permit — super easy, aren’t you excited already? !Follow Strict Kitchen Protocols!” Your home kitchen must comply with health and safety rules during food preparation. This includes prohibiting pets, small children, or other domestic activities in the kitchen while you work, maintaining cleanliness, and ensuring all food contact surfaces are sanitized — same as you would want inside a Restaurant and since you are one, basic rules to ensure health stead of PARASITE DELIVERY SERVICE, auch! I mean, I don’t want to hear somebody got Salmonella cause you were SLOTHFUL AND LAZY!
“Adhere to Labeling Requirements!” Especially for CFO’s, your products must have specific labels that include the phrase "Made in a Home Kitchen," your registration number, and a list of ingredients, among other details… But that’s an added bonus to customers cause they get a home cooked meal at a bargain price of a lame Restaurant takeout…. Your slogan should be “Kiss The Home Cook!” You are like a rent-a-wifey to all single men who are way too stupid to even boil an egg so thank you!
Then, “Get Business Licenses and an EIN” which even under ASSHOLE TRUMP is a straight up process… You will need a local business license from your city or county. If you plan to hire employees or operate under a business name (Doing Business As or DBA), you'll also need to register that and obtain a federal Employer Identification Number (EIN) from the IRS but if only as a Sole Pancakeproprietor you can simplify and just use your ITIN if you ain’t got a social and can get one in 14 days or less cause g-fag federal piglets want your dinero but since IRS and ICE are gangin’ up on you now, don’t use your home address but a mailbox if you can as much as possible..
“Purchase Business Insurance” if you feel like you need to otherwise lawsuits against those who have nothing are uncollectible so you decide that one…. Your homeowner's or renter's insurance will likely not cover business activities assuming you were to have a pre existing policy. It is crucial to get general commercial liability insurance to protect yourself from risks like a customer getting sick from your food unless you know
Your shit and food safety and are broke as hell in which case I wouldn’t sweat this one…
·”Understand Employee Limits:” Both CFO and MEHKO laws are designed for very small operations. You are generally limited to one full-time employee (not including household or immediate family members) so if you got brats you got free $LAVE labour, congrats!
???? Important Considerations Before Starting:
“County-Specific Rules:” The MEHKO law is not active statewide. Your county must choose to participate in the program, so your first step BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE should be to contact your local county health department to see what permits are available?
I will be posting detailed how to videos on this site in English, Spanish, and a dozen other major languages as I will EMPOWER YOU to launch a virtual restaurant so you could make great money and lay-low until Trump is out of office..
After you upload all your documents to my Platform, your account will be activated and shown as “OPEN” only during hours you set and my platform drivers will discretly stop by every time you have a takeout order which means that by the time Trump is out of office could be a multi millionaire! Being the God of Mathematical science, I will quickly teach you how to make this a profitable endeavor… The cost of meat is the highest because that is the most expensive ingredient while potatoes “the cheapest” so all dishes that you list need to be a mix of the cheapest and the highest but regardless of how you do it, EVERY MEAL that goes out your door needs to net you (not gross..) at least “60%…” You can even do bagels cause dough is dirt cheap so your cost will be $ 0.20 per Bagel — WHOA! See how that works? If you plan to make this a full time gig, I suggest you LOCK the CO$T of MEAT with a wholesaler…. Way cheaper than Costco… I also want to let you know that I will be deploying my platform throughout Latin America so I hope you got franchise ambitions…
Meanwhile, you don’t even have to fight cause I’ll do all the ass kickin for you!
Welcome to the House of the Stateless Warrior!
*ALL FEDERAL G-fag properties will be blocked from service including all g-fag bases! Muni-State level allowed only in Democratic strongholds, NONE in Floriduh! Fuck Ron DeGingivitis Clowns!
Welcome to my world of nothing impossible!
Why the food delivery app?
“People always got to eat….””
What is behind all of this?
“My own bulk grocery delivery launch at wholesale prices…”
First this app then brick and mortar….
Hope you’re hungry!
Stateless Warrior
*NO INFE$TOR$ ALLOWED! $TICK YOUR MONEY UP YOUR FILTHY A$$E$! All who attempt to “Pal” me will be equally mother fucked!
*Crypto is standard with all my apps that way as the dollar tanks and goes extinct you will have a monetary value system to fall back on long after it’s in Hell along with all other FIAT currencies…
“Ugh, ugh, ugh, AUGH!”
False prophet and professional MAGA bullshit parrot so since thousands of Restaurants on my platform will have aged meat, you will be able to order it extra rarer to celebrate festive occasions and turn enemy whacking into a PARTY!
Enterprise Level Platform with back end Ai managed on STEROIDS with Ai analytics so Restauranteurs can really know their customers!
Engineered from SCRATCH! Crypto payments always included!
Driver and delivery management on steroids and a customer can text delivery driver via my platform so they don’t have delivery issues — WHOA! I thought of only EVERYTHING! Will be scaled GLOBALLY and part of bloatware on smartphones my upcoming multi national MVNO will carry, DOUBLE WHAMMY, congrats!
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BORN LUCKY!
Developed by Stateless Warrior FROM SCRATCH! Gazillion features such as:
Core Geofencing Features:
Delivery Zone Management: I will define polygonal areas where delivery is available for your restaurant….
Address Validation With EVERY Order: Check if customer addresses fall within delivery zones…
Restaurant Filtering: Will show only restaurants that deliver to the user's location, so this will be applied multi nationally hence if you order in Mexico, Czech Republic, Germany, Japan, or China, and or India, only Restaurants available to you will populate…
Dynamic Pricing: My algorithm will adjust delivery fees based on distance from zone center….
Driver Assignment: Route orders to drivers within the same geofence… So the way I’m a scale is as restaurants are onboarded, when criterion for a driver is met, I throw you as many as needed cause on my end all drivers I hire have to make me what I pay them plus a bare minimum of 50% EACH! So no dough no delivery, dig? I engineered my platform for RAPID GLOBAL SCALING! On my end delivery time will not be allowed to exceed 25 minutes — and even that is pushing it so I’ll be shooting for “15” EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME!
Too much to list, my detailed tutorial will cover even driver onboarding so the BEST thing to do with this mega-puppy is for me to finish solidifying back end all see app when live along with web portal for restaurants and they can delegate admin privileges based on Job Description, and guess what?
Actually?
In a about a week I start onboarding American Citizen drivers who need a job… Will draft a detail Restaurant signup process (Brick and Mortar must have acceptable rating unless new in business…) and I got a GIFT for ALL UNDOCUMENTED persons throughout the State of California… You know, I’m HARD as nails and have a tendency to urinate on graves of all enemies and that without ANY REGRET, so a different mentality perhaps than that of you… But this app of mine will allow you to open a Cloud Kitchen LEGALLY in your apartment or house so you don’t have to flip tacos outside on the corner fearing when ICE might kidnap you.
First you obtain a Food Handler Card: You, and anyone helping you must complete a food safety training course from a state-approved provider and obtain a California Food Handler Card within three months of getting your permit — super easy, aren’t you excited already? !Follow Strict Kitchen Protocols!” Your home kitchen must comply with health and safety rules during food preparation. This includes prohibiting pets, small children, or other domestic activities in the kitchen while you work, maintaining cleanliness, and ensuring all food contact surfaces are sanitized — same as you would want inside a Restaurant and since you are one, basic rules to ensure health stead of PARASITE DELIVERY SERVICE, auch! I mean, I don’t want to hear somebody got Salmonella cause you were SLOTHFUL AND LAZY!
“Adhere to Labeling Requirements!” Especially for CFO’s, your products must have specific labels that include the phrase "Made in a Home Kitchen," your registration number, and a list of ingredients, among other details… But that’s an added bonus to customers cause they get a home cooked meal at a bargain price of a lame Restaurant takeout…. Your slogan should be “Kiss The Home Cook!” You are like a rent-a-wifey to all single men who are way too stupid to even boil an egg so thank you!
Then, “Get Business Licenses and an EIN” which even under ASSHOLE TRUMP is a straight up process… You will need a local business license from your city or county. If you plan to hire employees or operate under a business name (Doing Business As or DBA), you'll also need to register that and obtain a federal Employer Identification Number (EIN) from the IRS but if only as a Sole Pancakeproprietor you can simplify and just use your ITIN if you ain’t got a social and can get one in 14 days or less cause g-fag federal piglets want your dinero but since IRS and ICE are gangin’ up on you now, don’t use your home address but a mailbox if you can as much as possible..
“Purchase Business Insurance” if you feel like you need to otherwise lawsuits against those who have nothing are uncollectible so you decide that one…. Your homeowner's or renter's insurance will likely not cover business activities assuming you were to have a pre existing policy. It is crucial to get general commercial liability insurance to protect yourself from risks like a customer getting sick from your food unless you know
Your shit and food safety and are broke as hell in which case I wouldn’t sweat this one…
·”Understand Employee Limits:” Both CFO and MEHKO laws are designed for very small operations. You are generally limited to one full-time employee (not including household or immediate family members) so if you got brats you got free $LAVE labour, congrats!
???? Important Considerations Before Starting:
“County-Specific Rules:” The MEHKO law is not active statewide. Your county must choose to participate in the program, so your first step BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE should be to contact your local county health department to see what permits are available?
I will be posting detailed how to videos on this site in English, Spanish, and a dozen other major languages as I will EMPOWER YOU to launch a virtual restaurant so you could make great money and lay-low until Trump is out of office..
After you upload all your documents to my Platform, your account will be activated and shown as “OPEN” only during hours you set and my platform drivers will discretly stop by every time you have a takeout order which means that by the time Trump is out of office could be a multi millionaire! Being the God of Mathematical science, I will quickly teach you how to make this a profitable endeavor… The cost of meat is the highest because that is the most expensive ingredient while potatoes “the cheapest” so all dishes that you list need to be a mix of the cheapest and the highest but regardless of how you do it, EVERY MEAL that goes out your door needs to net you (not gross..) at least “60%…” You can even do bagels cause dough is dirt cheap so your cost will be $ 0.20 per Bagel — WHOA! See how that works? If you plan to make this a full time gig, I suggest you LOCK the CO$T of MEAT with a wholesaler…. Way cheaper than Costco… I also want to let you know that I will be deploying my platform throughout Latin America so I hope you got franchise ambitions…
Meanwhile, you don’t even have to fight cause I’ll do all the ass kickin for you!
Welcome to the House of the Stateless Warrior!
*ALL FEDERAL G-fag properties will be blocked from service including all g-fag bases! Muni-State level allowed only in Democratic strongholds, NONE in Floriduh! Fuck Ron DeGingivitis Clowns!
Welcome to my world of nothing impossible!
Why the food delivery app?
“People always got to eat….””
What is behind all of this?
“My own bulk grocery delivery launch at wholesale prices…”
First this app then brick and mortar….
Hope you’re hungry!
Stateless Warrior
*NO INFE$TOR$ ALLOWED! $TICK YOUR MONEY UP YOUR FILTHY A$$E$! All who attempt to “Pal” me will be equally mother fucked!
*Crypto is standard with all my apps that way as the dollar tanks and goes extinct you will have a monetary value system to fall back on long after it’s in Hell along with all other FIAT currencies…
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