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Robert Redford DIED
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How do they find his replacement?
“Drive through MALIBU and THROW OUT A WRENCH — and YOU’LL HIT FOUR AMERICAN CRACKERS — just like him!”
Easy does it!
And THEN “what?”
When THEY line-UP like Turkey’s to sue you, YOU pick one and fuck the rest!
But WHAT happened to the LAST “Wobbert FuckFORD” replacement?
Well, HE REALLY HOT FUCKED HARD!
Name?
Brad Pitt….
He shacked up with a serial Hollywood harlot SuckJelina VEVOly and every time they landed on a different Continent, bitch traded iPhones ‘fuh brats so he ended up bein’ INSTANT DADDY FUCKED!
And if that weren’t bad ‘nuf, she ended having’ “both” her tits clipped so that he started masturbating to “Bruce Jenner” cause even he before sex change had far bigger tits…
Moral of the story?
Don’t join Hollywood ho, Ho, WHORES unless you wannuh get FUCKED!
“Drive through MALIBU and THROW OUT A WRENCH — and YOU’LL HIT FOUR AMERICAN CRACKERS — just like him!”
Easy does it!
And THEN “what?”
When THEY line-UP like Turkey’s to sue you, YOU pick one and fuck the rest!
But WHAT happened to the LAST “Wobbert FuckFORD” replacement?
Well, HE REALLY HOT FUCKED HARD!
Name?
Brad Pitt….
He shacked up with a serial Hollywood harlot SuckJelina VEVOly and every time they landed on a different Continent, bitch traded iPhones ‘fuh brats so he ended up bein’ INSTANT DADDY FUCKED!
And if that weren’t bad ‘nuf, she ended having’ “both” her tits clipped so that he started masturbating to “Bruce Jenner” cause even he before sex change had far bigger tits…
Moral of the story?
Don’t join Hollywood ho, Ho, WHORES unless you wannuh get FUCKED!
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