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Wrongful TERMINATION Lawsuit For Fed-Gov Lisa Cook
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(After draft of dummy legal document below, keep scrolling for hilarious Marco Rubio inflatable G-fag inmate Fuckdoll product hole!)
*For this fabulous video anti Trump delusional old grump video I opted ‘fuh no less than FOUR Trump identical video footages — side by side in different color variations to aid YOU as you consume my content in VISUALIZATION of his fuckin DEMENTIA ISSUES!
Of course, when the Prez is a mother fucked x34 convicted conman, he is NOT QUALIFIED TO GOVERN but since he is, you hit the bastard in the Court of Law to jackhammer his stupid wrongful termination decisions — so… This is a unique post for me, a lawsuit draft and it is being posted here for satire education… Wink — wink! I will explain my recommended key legal and strategic considerations… “For Cause” Standard: This is the entire foundation of my drafted lawsuit. American Supreme Court has increasingly emphasized the importance of removal protections for officials in independent agencies (Humphrey's Executor, Seila Law LLC v. CFPB, Collins v. Yellen). The court would have to define “cause,” and “policy disagreements” would almost certainly not qualify. I was mindful of Trump’s “Sovereign Immunity” as my dummy lawsuit is crafted against the President in his official capacity to circumvent sovereign immunity, which even bars most suits against American government itself so here in my drafted dummy lawsuit I laser focus on the legal theory which is that the President is acting outside his statutory authority (ultra vires), which by the way is a recognized exception while Fed-Gov Lisa Cook has clear standing as she is the direct subject of the adverse action. Why I chose American D.C. District Court for her dummy lawsuit draft? This court has expertise in administrative law and cases involving the federal government and is the most logical venue. Why did I seek an Injunction? The harm is immediate…. Every day she is not on the Board, she cannot vote on policy or fulfill her duties, causing irreparable harm to the public interest and her career. My “Real-World Precedent?” While no Fed Governor has been removed, my legally admissible dummy complaint mirrors the legal arguments used when their American conman President Trump challenged the independence of other agencies and when the structure of the CFPB and FHFA were litigated up to the Supreme Court. I drafted this lawsuit to present a fundamental test of the independence of the Federal Reserve and the limits of convicted conman Trump’s presidential power.
My LEGAL Disclaimer, MUST READ:
This is a fictional legal document created by Stateless Warrior for educational and illustrative purposes only. It is not legal advice. The scenario is not hypothetical, as a Federal Reserve Governor has just been removed by a President, and such an action in Stateless Warrior estimation does trigger an unprecedented constitutional and legal crisis….
---WARNING: My Legal Draft is FAKE and albeit fully legally compliant, ABSOLUTE DUMMY LAWSUIT!
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
LISA D. COOK, Plaintiff, v. DONALD J. TRUMP, In his official capacity as President of the United States, Defendant.
Case No.: 1:24-cv-XXXX JUDGE: [Hon. Jane Doe] COMPLAINT FOR DECLARATORY AND INJUNCTIVE RELIEF
NATURE OF THE ACTION
1. This is an action for declaratory and injunctive relief brought by Dr. Lisa D. Cook, a duly appointed Governor of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System (“the Board”), to challenge her unlawful removal from office by Defendant Donald J. Trump, President of the United States.
2. The President’s action violates the Federal Reserve Act, 12 U.S.C. § 242, which provides Fed Governors with statutory independence and limits the President’s removal power to reasons of “cause.” The President’s action also violates the Due Process Clause of the Fifth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
3. Plaintiff seeks a declaration that her removal is null and void, an injunction immediately reinstating her to the Board, and an injunction barring the President from executing an unlawful removal.
JURISDICTION AND VENUE
1. This Court has jurisdiction pursuant to 28 U.S.C. §§ 1331 (federal question) and 1361 (action to compel a federal officer). This Court has authority to issue declaratory judgments under 28 U.S.C. §§ 2201 and 2202.
2. Venue is proper in this District under 28 U.S.C. § 1391(e) because the Defendant resides herein, a substantial part of the events giving rise to the claim occurred herein, and the Plaintiff is employed herein.
PARTIES
1. Plaintiff LISA D. COOK is a citizen of the United States and a resident of the District of Columbia. She was nominated by President Joseph R. Biden on January 14, 2022, and confirmed by the United States Senate on May 10, 2022, to a full fourteen-year term as a Member of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System, which expires on January 31, 2036.
2. Defendant DONALD J. TRUMP is the President of the United States. He is being sued in his official capacity. His official address is The White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C. 20500.
FACTUAL ALLEGATIONS
1. The Federal Reserve Act established the Board of Governors as an independent agency within the federal government to insulate the nation’s monetary policy from short-term political pressures.
2. 12 U.S.C. § 242 governs the tenure of Fed Governors. It states: “Each member of the Board shall hold office for a term of fourteen years from the expiration of the term of his predecessor, unless sooner removed for cause by the President.”
3. The term “for cause” is a term of art in administrative law, implying a standard of malfeasance, neglect of duty, incompetence, or violation of law. It is a critical statutory check on Presidential power designed to protect the Board’s independence.
4. On August, 25th of 2025, President Trump issued a public statement and a subsequent formal letter to Plaintiff, notifying her of her immediate removal from the Board of Governors.
5. The stated justification for the removal was a “loss of confidence” based on “policy disagreements” and a desire to install a Governor “more aligned with the Administration’s economic vision.”
6. At no point did the President allege or provide evidence that Plaintiff committed malfeasance, neglected her duties, engaged in unconstitutional conduct, violated any statute or regulation, or was incompetent in her role.
7. Plaintiff has faithfully executed her duties, attending meetings, voting on policy matters, and fulfilling all statutory obligations of her office with diligence and professionalism.
8. The President’s action constitutes a removal without statutory or constitutional “cause,” effectively making it an at-will removal, which is expressly forbidden by the Federal Reserve Act.
9. Plaintiff has no adequate remedy at law. Her unlawful ouster from the Board causes immediate and irreparable harm to the nation’s financial stability, the independence of its central bank, and to her reputation, career, and ability to serve the public.
CLAIMS FOR RELIEF
COUNT I (Violation of the Federal Reserve Act – 12 U.S.C. § 242)
1. Plaintiff realleges and incorporates by reference the allegations in paragraphs 1-16.
2. The Federal Reserve Act explicitly limits the President’s power of removal to instances of “cause.”
3. President Trump’s removal of Plaintiff, based solely on policy disagreements and a stated “loss of confidence,” does not meet the statutory standard of “cause.”
4. Therefore, the removal is unlawful, ultra vires, and null and void.
COUNT II (Violation of the Due Process Clause of the Fifth Amendment)
1. Plaintiff realleges and incorporates by reference the allegations in paragraphs 1-20.
2. Plaintiff possesses a protected property interest in her continued employment as a Federal Reserve Governor for a fourteen-year term, contingent only upon lawful removal for “cause.”
3. By depriving her of this property interest without alleging or proving the requisite “cause,” the President has deprived her of liberty and property without due process of law.
PRAYER FOR RELIEF
WHEREFORE, Plaintiff Lisa D. Cook respectfully requests that this Court enter judgment in her favor and against Defendant, as follows:
a. A declaratory judgment that President Trump’s removal of Plaintiff from the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System was unlawful, null, and void;
b. A preliminary and permanent injunction ordering Defendant to immediately reinstate Plaintiff to her position on the Board;
c. A preliminary and permanent injunction enjoining Defendant from taking any action to remove or effectuate the removal of Plaintiff from her position absent a lawful finding of “cause” as required by 12 U.S.C. § 242;
d. An award of costs and reasonable attorneys’ fees; and
e. Such other and further relief as the Court deems just and proper.
RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED,
[Signature] Lisa D. Cook, Plaintiff Pro Se [Address REDACTED] [Phone Numbe REDACTED]
OF COUNSEL: STATELESS WARRIOR FAKE LEGAL DRAFT, 777 Justice Way, Old Town, 00777
Dated: __\__\____
---End of DUMMY LAWSUIT_>
#SueTheBastard
#GoLisaGO
#GoCook
#CookVsCrook
Ya’ll is getting unprecedented insight into my inner psyche as I will never admit that I am one of the most combative individuals on planet Earth and run from race like the fuckin image cause I thrive in conflict!
I never said I was perfect…
My Wireless multi national Ai infused startup will be rolled out shortly and then I’ll piggy back on it countermintel gadgets so cutting edge, even Russian FSB cocksucker fags will loose their edge!
With Trump, did you KNOW that you can DEMOLISH HIM even though he’s the sitting Prez legally?
If you UNUTE against him and deploy my “ants strategy” you can tear the skin off his ass! You can perfect counter intel even without my single cutting edge gadget which will allow
You to know which government agency surveilling you in any country in the World (so easy laser precise You’ll grin like Satan — lol!) but with Trump: SECOND he makes an anti Democratic decision by suing him/ his DOJ and his Gestapo USDHS ho, ho, whores, but to get his feet swollen, you up his heart rate x666 to yield x777 via Social Media… To hit his fuckin heart you up the rate via Media cause that is his Achille’s heel and you might even induce a heart attack cause this fuck is obese as a Sumo wrestler! What I mean is if you blanket his conman filthy ass with constant negative media coverage, you will be INDUCING a high blood pressure condition even his Walter Reed Doc’s inside their secure suite on the 7th floor of the Tower building on the south side of the Walter Reed campus can’t fix and by continually being his (Basic PsyOpp here V 1.0) cognitive irritant ultimately zap his kidneys/ liver offline and land the fucked on Dialysis machines — not advocating physical harm but this scenario is actual result of my mathematical analysis of overall induced hyper-stress on his body…
Let’s fight!
~Stateless Warrior
Yo: through one of my startup companies I’m a be selling blow up dolls of his PRESS Secretary Karoline Leavitt so Perv’s can jackoff to her ass, gave, mouth, and tits to keep their America great and masturbaring — again and AGAIN: “WHOA!” I will be fully clothed stage jumping her ass in my next “American Politics” sequel music video, here is the first to keep amused while I on back end engineer a heated silicone gel based “Vaginal Orifice” on his Press SexRetary cunt which is heated so you could get your dicks wet gentlemen!
https://www.myvideotime.com/video/262/american-politics-stateless-warrior/
*Subsequent versions will be fully customizable so she can scream your name while You fuck her like Taylor Swift example here:
https://www.myvideotime.com/video/164/taylor-swift-wants-me-to-fuck-her/
I’ll be posting links in this site so you can. UMM gitchuh new girlfriends!
*ALL MY RUBBER DOLLS OF TRUMP’S whore will be STD free unlike Charlie Sheen’s “Malibu Neihhbour” bitches who gave him head and radioACTIVATED their own hemoglobin levels INCREDINLY BAD — such!
Product slogan?
Sure why not now…
“Karoline cumm’z in a Box, to drain your cocks!” But wait, cause there is more! I will also be rolling out Gay Inflatable of Marco Rubio pro-Trump Latino $ELLOUT, VP Gay Vance, and will go LOCO with Gay inflatable dolls of El Salvador’s Trump cock sucker dictator Buttkele — I mean “BUKELE!”
*ALL AFOREMENTIONED G-FAS WILL CUMM WITH A “pulsating anus” and I will attempt to make them available to Bureau of Prisons so American inMATE population can avoid STD’s as they assfuck in lockUP — ahem!
But wait, is that GAY?
Not according to the experts… Who day? Mexican Mafia inMATES cause their official PENAL INSTITUTION cellMATING states that their Mafia Members are only Gay if they take it up the ass not if they give it! El Chapo and his El Chapito also verified that to be the ass case with PRISON ASS FUCK RACE so who are you to question Mexican Mafia ASSperts?
But WAIT, STOP RIGHT NOW — you SCREAM in my ear! Cause you’re rude as fuck huh?
Do they really fall in LOVE you demand to KNOW?
Apparently so because the second they are RELEASED, Mexican Mafia members commit a crime to get the Max with their prison girlfriend! Even El Chapo at Colorado’s Supermax is eyeballing American asses for his new prison bitch Cumm dump and she comes with American Balls so who are we to question their Mexican Mafia “ASSpertise?”
Inflatable Gay buttfuck doll of “Marco Rubio” will also be great for former American inmates so they don’t go LOCO missing their prison wives and girlfriends while inmate George Santos takes over all Deep throat duties to make America great again and ASSGAIN!
And now the numero UNO REA$ON why my inflatable inmate-buttfuck “Marco Rubio” dolls will be a HOT item on American Prison Cummi$ARY?
Cause after inmates are done buttfuckin ‘em they can make money by $ell’n ‘em on the cell lock and trading them ‘fuh “Twinkie Bars!”
*Stateless Warrior™ Official Disclaimer
Regarding the "Marco Rubio 'Tango for One' Inflatable InMATE Buttfuck Girlfriend Companion:"
Let’s get one thing straight—unlike the shocking structural integrity of my products—my legal liability is NOT! As AmerKan law being such, Stateless Warrior™ and his parent company, Yeehaw CHOLO Holdings LLC, would like to formally address any possible spike in American penitentiary punctures allegedly related to his upcoming premium vinyl effigy, the "Secretary of Gay Federal American State Sparkle: Marco Rubio 'Tango for One' Inflatable Inmate Buttfuck Companion."
While I am deeply flattered by the passionate, albeit violent, demand for my upcoming sex related original products in American nation’s correctional facilities, I must insist that the following points are understood:
1. Not a Unit of Currency: My “Marco Rubio INFLATABLE G-Fag Secretary of State Sparkle" doll is designed for contemplative companionship and witty, one-sided political discourse. It is NOT intended to become the new standard currency for settling debts, winning poker games, or claiming a top bunk…. If your cellblock's economy has collapsed into a hyper-inflated nightmare over my product, that's a you problem, not a me problem.
2. Zero Structural Accountability: The term "shank-resistant" will not appear anywhere on my “Marco Rubio inflatanle inmate Guck Doll” packaging. If an inmate "goes loco" and attempts to resolve a shared-custody dispute over “Marco Rubio Prison Bitcj Inmate” doll with a sharpened toothbrush, I cannot be held responsible for the resulting deflation. Literally or emotionally.
3. No Promises of Protection: I make no claims that possessing my “Marco Rubio Fuckdoll” will elevate your status, make you someone's "princess," or protect you in the shower room. In fact, clinical studies suggest it may do the exact opposite. You have chosen to make a flamboyant political statement in a high-stakes environment and while I admire your courage I deny all responsibility for the consequences.
4. My “Marco Rubio G-fag Fuckdoll” is Not a Senator only a Secretary of State Fuckdoll: He cannot pardon you. He cannot get you a shorter sentence. He just sits there, smiling WAITING to be FUCKED! Any attempt to use him as a legal counsel or alibi will end poorly for everyone involved… No shit Sherlock!
By purchasing this product of mine, you acknowledge that Stateless Warrior™ is not liable for shankings, territorial spats, newfound notoriety, or any existential crises that may arise from your purchase. You alone are responsible for the riot you start ON YOUR FUCKIN CELLBLOCK — BITCH!
Stay Sparkly, Not Stabby!
Stateless Warrior™
“I Make It, You Fuck it and then “Explain It!”
Yo: This disclaimer is legally binding in 49 states and all federal territories, but holds absolutely no water in the prison cafeteria after lights are out…
*For this fabulous video anti Trump delusional old grump video I opted ‘fuh no less than FOUR Trump identical video footages — side by side in different color variations to aid YOU as you consume my content in VISUALIZATION of his fuckin DEMENTIA ISSUES!
Of course, when the Prez is a mother fucked x34 convicted conman, he is NOT QUALIFIED TO GOVERN but since he is, you hit the bastard in the Court of Law to jackhammer his stupid wrongful termination decisions — so… This is a unique post for me, a lawsuit draft and it is being posted here for satire education… Wink — wink! I will explain my recommended key legal and strategic considerations… “For Cause” Standard: This is the entire foundation of my drafted lawsuit. American Supreme Court has increasingly emphasized the importance of removal protections for officials in independent agencies (Humphrey's Executor, Seila Law LLC v. CFPB, Collins v. Yellen). The court would have to define “cause,” and “policy disagreements” would almost certainly not qualify. I was mindful of Trump’s “Sovereign Immunity” as my dummy lawsuit is crafted against the President in his official capacity to circumvent sovereign immunity, which even bars most suits against American government itself so here in my drafted dummy lawsuit I laser focus on the legal theory which is that the President is acting outside his statutory authority (ultra vires), which by the way is a recognized exception while Fed-Gov Lisa Cook has clear standing as she is the direct subject of the adverse action. Why I chose American D.C. District Court for her dummy lawsuit draft? This court has expertise in administrative law and cases involving the federal government and is the most logical venue. Why did I seek an Injunction? The harm is immediate…. Every day she is not on the Board, she cannot vote on policy or fulfill her duties, causing irreparable harm to the public interest and her career. My “Real-World Precedent?” While no Fed Governor has been removed, my legally admissible dummy complaint mirrors the legal arguments used when their American conman President Trump challenged the independence of other agencies and when the structure of the CFPB and FHFA were litigated up to the Supreme Court. I drafted this lawsuit to present a fundamental test of the independence of the Federal Reserve and the limits of convicted conman Trump’s presidential power.
My LEGAL Disclaimer, MUST READ:
This is a fictional legal document created by Stateless Warrior for educational and illustrative purposes only. It is not legal advice. The scenario is not hypothetical, as a Federal Reserve Governor has just been removed by a President, and such an action in Stateless Warrior estimation does trigger an unprecedented constitutional and legal crisis….
---WARNING: My Legal Draft is FAKE and albeit fully legally compliant, ABSOLUTE DUMMY LAWSUIT!
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
LISA D. COOK, Plaintiff, v. DONALD J. TRUMP, In his official capacity as President of the United States, Defendant.
Case No.: 1:24-cv-XXXX JUDGE: [Hon. Jane Doe] COMPLAINT FOR DECLARATORY AND INJUNCTIVE RELIEF
NATURE OF THE ACTION
1. This is an action for declaratory and injunctive relief brought by Dr. Lisa D. Cook, a duly appointed Governor of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System (“the Board”), to challenge her unlawful removal from office by Defendant Donald J. Trump, President of the United States.
2. The President’s action violates the Federal Reserve Act, 12 U.S.C. § 242, which provides Fed Governors with statutory independence and limits the President’s removal power to reasons of “cause.” The President’s action also violates the Due Process Clause of the Fifth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
3. Plaintiff seeks a declaration that her removal is null and void, an injunction immediately reinstating her to the Board, and an injunction barring the President from executing an unlawful removal.
JURISDICTION AND VENUE
1. This Court has jurisdiction pursuant to 28 U.S.C. §§ 1331 (federal question) and 1361 (action to compel a federal officer). This Court has authority to issue declaratory judgments under 28 U.S.C. §§ 2201 and 2202.
2. Venue is proper in this District under 28 U.S.C. § 1391(e) because the Defendant resides herein, a substantial part of the events giving rise to the claim occurred herein, and the Plaintiff is employed herein.
PARTIES
1. Plaintiff LISA D. COOK is a citizen of the United States and a resident of the District of Columbia. She was nominated by President Joseph R. Biden on January 14, 2022, and confirmed by the United States Senate on May 10, 2022, to a full fourteen-year term as a Member of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System, which expires on January 31, 2036.
2. Defendant DONALD J. TRUMP is the President of the United States. He is being sued in his official capacity. His official address is The White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C. 20500.
FACTUAL ALLEGATIONS
1. The Federal Reserve Act established the Board of Governors as an independent agency within the federal government to insulate the nation’s monetary policy from short-term political pressures.
2. 12 U.S.C. § 242 governs the tenure of Fed Governors. It states: “Each member of the Board shall hold office for a term of fourteen years from the expiration of the term of his predecessor, unless sooner removed for cause by the President.”
3. The term “for cause” is a term of art in administrative law, implying a standard of malfeasance, neglect of duty, incompetence, or violation of law. It is a critical statutory check on Presidential power designed to protect the Board’s independence.
4. On August, 25th of 2025, President Trump issued a public statement and a subsequent formal letter to Plaintiff, notifying her of her immediate removal from the Board of Governors.
5. The stated justification for the removal was a “loss of confidence” based on “policy disagreements” and a desire to install a Governor “more aligned with the Administration’s economic vision.”
6. At no point did the President allege or provide evidence that Plaintiff committed malfeasance, neglected her duties, engaged in unconstitutional conduct, violated any statute or regulation, or was incompetent in her role.
7. Plaintiff has faithfully executed her duties, attending meetings, voting on policy matters, and fulfilling all statutory obligations of her office with diligence and professionalism.
8. The President’s action constitutes a removal without statutory or constitutional “cause,” effectively making it an at-will removal, which is expressly forbidden by the Federal Reserve Act.
9. Plaintiff has no adequate remedy at law. Her unlawful ouster from the Board causes immediate and irreparable harm to the nation’s financial stability, the independence of its central bank, and to her reputation, career, and ability to serve the public.
CLAIMS FOR RELIEF
COUNT I (Violation of the Federal Reserve Act – 12 U.S.C. § 242)
1. Plaintiff realleges and incorporates by reference the allegations in paragraphs 1-16.
2. The Federal Reserve Act explicitly limits the President’s power of removal to instances of “cause.”
3. President Trump’s removal of Plaintiff, based solely on policy disagreements and a stated “loss of confidence,” does not meet the statutory standard of “cause.”
4. Therefore, the removal is unlawful, ultra vires, and null and void.
COUNT II (Violation of the Due Process Clause of the Fifth Amendment)
1. Plaintiff realleges and incorporates by reference the allegations in paragraphs 1-20.
2. Plaintiff possesses a protected property interest in her continued employment as a Federal Reserve Governor for a fourteen-year term, contingent only upon lawful removal for “cause.”
3. By depriving her of this property interest without alleging or proving the requisite “cause,” the President has deprived her of liberty and property without due process of law.
PRAYER FOR RELIEF
WHEREFORE, Plaintiff Lisa D. Cook respectfully requests that this Court enter judgment in her favor and against Defendant, as follows:
a. A declaratory judgment that President Trump’s removal of Plaintiff from the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System was unlawful, null, and void;
b. A preliminary and permanent injunction ordering Defendant to immediately reinstate Plaintiff to her position on the Board;
c. A preliminary and permanent injunction enjoining Defendant from taking any action to remove or effectuate the removal of Plaintiff from her position absent a lawful finding of “cause” as required by 12 U.S.C. § 242;
d. An award of costs and reasonable attorneys’ fees; and
e. Such other and further relief as the Court deems just and proper.
RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED,
[Signature] Lisa D. Cook, Plaintiff Pro Se [Address REDACTED] [Phone Numbe REDACTED]
OF COUNSEL: STATELESS WARRIOR FAKE LEGAL DRAFT, 777 Justice Way, Old Town, 00777
Dated: __\__\____
---End of DUMMY LAWSUIT_>
#SueTheBastard
#GoLisaGO
#GoCook
#CookVsCrook
Ya’ll is getting unprecedented insight into my inner psyche as I will never admit that I am one of the most combative individuals on planet Earth and run from race like the fuckin image cause I thrive in conflict!
I never said I was perfect…
My Wireless multi national Ai infused startup will be rolled out shortly and then I’ll piggy back on it countermintel gadgets so cutting edge, even Russian FSB cocksucker fags will loose their edge!
With Trump, did you KNOW that you can DEMOLISH HIM even though he’s the sitting Prez legally?
If you UNUTE against him and deploy my “ants strategy” you can tear the skin off his ass! You can perfect counter intel even without my single cutting edge gadget which will allow
You to know which government agency surveilling you in any country in the World (so easy laser precise You’ll grin like Satan — lol!) but with Trump: SECOND he makes an anti Democratic decision by suing him/ his DOJ and his Gestapo USDHS ho, ho, whores, but to get his feet swollen, you up his heart rate x666 to yield x777 via Social Media… To hit his fuckin heart you up the rate via Media cause that is his Achille’s heel and you might even induce a heart attack cause this fuck is obese as a Sumo wrestler! What I mean is if you blanket his conman filthy ass with constant negative media coverage, you will be INDUCING a high blood pressure condition even his Walter Reed Doc’s inside their secure suite on the 7th floor of the Tower building on the south side of the Walter Reed campus can’t fix and by continually being his (Basic PsyOpp here V 1.0) cognitive irritant ultimately zap his kidneys/ liver offline and land the fucked on Dialysis machines — not advocating physical harm but this scenario is actual result of my mathematical analysis of overall induced hyper-stress on his body…
Let’s fight!
~Stateless Warrior
Yo: through one of my startup companies I’m a be selling blow up dolls of his PRESS Secretary Karoline Leavitt so Perv’s can jackoff to her ass, gave, mouth, and tits to keep their America great and masturbaring — again and AGAIN: “WHOA!” I will be fully clothed stage jumping her ass in my next “American Politics” sequel music video, here is the first to keep amused while I on back end engineer a heated silicone gel based “Vaginal Orifice” on his Press SexRetary cunt which is heated so you could get your dicks wet gentlemen!
https://www.myvideotime.com/video/262/american-politics-stateless-warrior/
*Subsequent versions will be fully customizable so she can scream your name while You fuck her like Taylor Swift example here:
https://www.myvideotime.com/video/164/taylor-swift-wants-me-to-fuck-her/
I’ll be posting links in this site so you can. UMM gitchuh new girlfriends!
*ALL MY RUBBER DOLLS OF TRUMP’S whore will be STD free unlike Charlie Sheen’s “Malibu Neihhbour” bitches who gave him head and radioACTIVATED their own hemoglobin levels INCREDINLY BAD — such!
Product slogan?
Sure why not now…
“Karoline cumm’z in a Box, to drain your cocks!” But wait, cause there is more! I will also be rolling out Gay Inflatable of Marco Rubio pro-Trump Latino $ELLOUT, VP Gay Vance, and will go LOCO with Gay inflatable dolls of El Salvador’s Trump cock sucker dictator Buttkele — I mean “BUKELE!”
*ALL AFOREMENTIONED G-FAS WILL CUMM WITH A “pulsating anus” and I will attempt to make them available to Bureau of Prisons so American inMATE population can avoid STD’s as they assfuck in lockUP — ahem!
But wait, is that GAY?
Not according to the experts… Who day? Mexican Mafia inMATES cause their official PENAL INSTITUTION cellMATING states that their Mafia Members are only Gay if they take it up the ass not if they give it! El Chapo and his El Chapito also verified that to be the ass case with PRISON ASS FUCK RACE so who are you to question Mexican Mafia ASSperts?
But WAIT, STOP RIGHT NOW — you SCREAM in my ear! Cause you’re rude as fuck huh?
Do they really fall in LOVE you demand to KNOW?
Apparently so because the second they are RELEASED, Mexican Mafia members commit a crime to get the Max with their prison girlfriend! Even El Chapo at Colorado’s Supermax is eyeballing American asses for his new prison bitch Cumm dump and she comes with American Balls so who are we to question their Mexican Mafia “ASSpertise?”
Inflatable Gay buttfuck doll of “Marco Rubio” will also be great for former American inmates so they don’t go LOCO missing their prison wives and girlfriends while inmate George Santos takes over all Deep throat duties to make America great again and ASSGAIN!
And now the numero UNO REA$ON why my inflatable inmate-buttfuck “Marco Rubio” dolls will be a HOT item on American Prison Cummi$ARY?
Cause after inmates are done buttfuckin ‘em they can make money by $ell’n ‘em on the cell lock and trading them ‘fuh “Twinkie Bars!”
*Stateless Warrior™ Official Disclaimer
Regarding the "Marco Rubio 'Tango for One' Inflatable InMATE Buttfuck Girlfriend Companion:"
Let’s get one thing straight—unlike the shocking structural integrity of my products—my legal liability is NOT! As AmerKan law being such, Stateless Warrior™ and his parent company, Yeehaw CHOLO Holdings LLC, would like to formally address any possible spike in American penitentiary punctures allegedly related to his upcoming premium vinyl effigy, the "Secretary of Gay Federal American State Sparkle: Marco Rubio 'Tango for One' Inflatable Inmate Buttfuck Companion."
While I am deeply flattered by the passionate, albeit violent, demand for my upcoming sex related original products in American nation’s correctional facilities, I must insist that the following points are understood:
1. Not a Unit of Currency: My “Marco Rubio INFLATABLE G-Fag Secretary of State Sparkle" doll is designed for contemplative companionship and witty, one-sided political discourse. It is NOT intended to become the new standard currency for settling debts, winning poker games, or claiming a top bunk…. If your cellblock's economy has collapsed into a hyper-inflated nightmare over my product, that's a you problem, not a me problem.
2. Zero Structural Accountability: The term "shank-resistant" will not appear anywhere on my “Marco Rubio inflatanle inmate Guck Doll” packaging. If an inmate "goes loco" and attempts to resolve a shared-custody dispute over “Marco Rubio Prison Bitcj Inmate” doll with a sharpened toothbrush, I cannot be held responsible for the resulting deflation. Literally or emotionally.
3. No Promises of Protection: I make no claims that possessing my “Marco Rubio Fuckdoll” will elevate your status, make you someone's "princess," or protect you in the shower room. In fact, clinical studies suggest it may do the exact opposite. You have chosen to make a flamboyant political statement in a high-stakes environment and while I admire your courage I deny all responsibility for the consequences.
4. My “Marco Rubio G-fag Fuckdoll” is Not a Senator only a Secretary of State Fuckdoll: He cannot pardon you. He cannot get you a shorter sentence. He just sits there, smiling WAITING to be FUCKED! Any attempt to use him as a legal counsel or alibi will end poorly for everyone involved… No shit Sherlock!
By purchasing this product of mine, you acknowledge that Stateless Warrior™ is not liable for shankings, territorial spats, newfound notoriety, or any existential crises that may arise from your purchase. You alone are responsible for the riot you start ON YOUR FUCKIN CELLBLOCK — BITCH!
Stay Sparkly, Not Stabby!
Stateless Warrior™
“I Make It, You Fuck it and then “Explain It!”
Yo: This disclaimer is legally binding in 49 states and all federal territories, but holds absolutely no water in the prison cafeteria after lights are out…
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