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Roof THUMPING Crimes
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Explained by a Cop..
How to go “roof thumping” for dummies 101:
1) “Wait for vehicular traffic to come to a FULL
STOP at a signaling device.”
2) “Remove your T-shirt so you can look like Mexican Freddy Mercury of Band “QUEEN” as you first hop on the hood which you will use as a stepping stool so you can lay on the roof on your belly…”
3) “Next shout En Espanol “VAMONOS,” “VAMONOS,” “ VAMONOS!”
4) “Stay on the roof and keep shouting so cops can locate you faster…”
5) “Blame El Diablo for temporary insanity…”
6) “Say CHEESE for the mugshot and give the booking officer a SATANIC GRIN” because it will be a part of your INSANITY defense…”
7) “Tell the Judge the following with the same menacing look: ‘I hear VOICES and they don’t like YOU!’”
8) “Give the PROSECUTOR the Finger as you scream — ‘ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME YOU STUPID BITCH!’”
9) “Repeat upon release from custody to light up their 911 System like a Christmas Tree — AGAIN and AGAIN!”
Are you really crazy?
Only as much as El Pendejo Presidente Trump because according to him this is the “golden age of America” and because of that it has no need for migrant labor.
So… Picking crops? There are 34 million able-bodied American adults on Medicaid who can do that grueling work.
Building homes? Native-born Americans will handle those jobs.
What about Meat processing? The country has no use for foreign laborers willing to put in the hours for “slave wages.”
WHITE MAGA CRACKERS will be filling most of those jobs to make America great again and again while you go roof thumping!
Mucho bueno, Excellent idea!
Can’t wait to see what transpires tomorrow lol!
How to go “roof thumping” for dummies 101:
1) “Wait for vehicular traffic to come to a FULL
STOP at a signaling device.”
2) “Remove your T-shirt so you can look like Mexican Freddy Mercury of Band “QUEEN” as you first hop on the hood which you will use as a stepping stool so you can lay on the roof on your belly…”
3) “Next shout En Espanol “VAMONOS,” “VAMONOS,” “ VAMONOS!”
4) “Stay on the roof and keep shouting so cops can locate you faster…”
5) “Blame El Diablo for temporary insanity…”
6) “Say CHEESE for the mugshot and give the booking officer a SATANIC GRIN” because it will be a part of your INSANITY defense…”
7) “Tell the Judge the following with the same menacing look: ‘I hear VOICES and they don’t like YOU!’”
8) “Give the PROSECUTOR the Finger as you scream — ‘ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME YOU STUPID BITCH!’”
9) “Repeat upon release from custody to light up their 911 System like a Christmas Tree — AGAIN and AGAIN!”
Are you really crazy?
Only as much as El Pendejo Presidente Trump because according to him this is the “golden age of America” and because of that it has no need for migrant labor.
So… Picking crops? There are 34 million able-bodied American adults on Medicaid who can do that grueling work.
Building homes? Native-born Americans will handle those jobs.
What about Meat processing? The country has no use for foreign laborers willing to put in the hours for “slave wages.”
WHITE MAGA CRACKERS will be filling most of those jobs to make America great again and again while you go roof thumping!
Mucho bueno, Excellent idea!
Can’t wait to see what transpires tomorrow lol!
