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What Elon Got From Trump
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Love affair is over, DIVORCE around the corner!
What will happen to USA?
“America will run out of Popcorn!”
Who will get custody of JD Vance?
“Father….”
What will happen to those South African white cracker refugees?
“Will be deported BACK to Elon homeland…”
What will happen to Elon?
“FBI working on an indictment…”
Next Alien to be deported to CECOT?
“Elon Musk…”
Why did Elon and Trump break-up?
“Because we live in a DOGE eat DOGE World!”
Why is Trump going to cancel Elon’s contracts and subsidies?
“Because he finally figured out that the easiest way to save money in Government Budget’s Billions and Billions of Dollars, is to terminate Elon's Governmental Subsidies and Contracts!”
How do you stop Elon and Trump feud in a nanosecond?
“Have Secret Service confiscate their cellphones…”
What powers platform “X?”
“Elon Trump Feud…”
What is Putin doing right now?
“Offering to negotiate a peace deal between Elon and Trump!”
Ukrainians?
“Offering Trump swarm drones to Trump so he can bomb SpaceX in Boca Chica Texas — REMOTELY!”
What is NEXT in USA?
“Another day in American Politics…”
What have Elon and Trump now become?
“Real American Politicians…”
What will Elon be doing TODAY in Texas?
“A whole lottuh’ Ketamine…”
What mistake Trump made that caused this?
“He hired a drug addict…”
What can Trump do to avoid future former employee feuds?
“Implement random drug test at federal workplace..”
What is next for Elon?
“100% Sinaloa Heroin to boost his Mars obsession — cause that’s the only way drug addicts Colonize planets in their twisted mind, wink — wink!”
Why Elon always states that he is “not on drugs?
“Because all drug addicts are in denial so they can keep at it!”
How did Elon get an idea to Occupy Mars?
“From Ketamine…”
Why Elon FAIKED to save government $2 Trilkions of dollars as head of DOGE?
“Also KETAMINE…”
How do you get Elon to focus?
“Hide his se ret drug stash…”
Why Trump liked Elon?
“Drug addicted Billionaire was his PERSONAL Campaign financing piggy bank…”
What Elon got from Trump?
“Secret Service detail prevented DEA Agents from busting him down and entering his name into their NADDIS!”
Who gets Special Employee privileges under Trump?
“Only White People!”
What is they are drug addicts?
“As long as they are WHITE they are classified as ALL
RIGHT!”
Why no Hindu ever gets to be classified as Soecial Government Employee?
“Too much Curry in a Hurry…”
And what exactly does Elon have in-common with “South African Baboons?
“They both go Apeshit under influence of Ketamine…”
Who do white African crackers blame
For Elon’s Ketamine addiction?
“Black people…”
What is Elon Musk now after short 130 day stint as g-fag?
“A serial job hopper…”
-But let’s take a “glimpse” of how Elon acted under influence of Ketamine — while Clocking for g-fag federal pigs of USA:
He tried to install Starlink routers inside Lincoln’s portrait. — so he could talk to him DIRECTLY!
“The man deserves low latency, Donald — Elon stated. He’s buffering…”
When Trump mentioned infrastructure, Elon whispered:
“I’ve designed a literal tunnel under the West Wing. Secret Service hates it… but it’s boring like my Company…
He offered to “verify” the Declaration of Independence
$8 per signature.
“Hamilton would’ve paid — Elon stated.. “
At lunch, he stared at the presidential seal:
“The eagle’s wingspan is inefficient. Needs more carbon fiber.”
He asked if the Situation Room could be renamed “X Æ A-12 Command?
“The ‘-12’ adds urgency - he said…”
Tried to pay for Air Force One’s fuel in Dogecoin.
“It’s literally a meme jet, Donald!”
Insisted Marine One needed “ludicrous mode.”
“Slightly faster rotors? C’mon, it’s basic physics Donald!”
Demanded AI-generated minutes for the Cabinet meeting:
“My Grok says you all talked about… squirrels? Weird!”
Replaced the Oval Office’s Resolute Desk with a flamethrower.
“For ambush diplomacy…”
When the nuclear codes were mentioned said:
“Just tweet them. No one reads your replies anyway Donald!”
Asked if Lincoln’s ghost could be NFT’ed?
“So much untapped IP in this building — stated Elon…”
Tried to optimize White House WiFi by moving the router to Mars.
“Lower ping! Trust the math - he said!”
Offered to “acquire” the Lincoln Memorial….
“So he could add a charging port. Revolutionary!”
Suggested replacing the Secret Service with Tesla Bots.
“They only tase 75% of guests! Efficiency!”
Asked if the Situation Room’s red phone could ring like a Renamed platform “X” notification?
“Ding! WW3! Ding! Asteroid!”
Proposed launching the Washington Monument sideways in Ketamine induced stupor…
“Vertical is so 18th century — Elon said…”
When Trump said “God bless America,” Elon replied:
“Deity-neutral blessings, please. But Algorithm-friendly.”
Tried to livestream Cabinet meetings on X….
“Pivot to government content! Ad revenue!”
Demanded a “Chief Meme Officer” role..
“The Constitution’s vibes are off, people.”
Suggested replacing Air Force One with a rocket…
“Land it on the UN! Parking solved!”
Confused the Situation Room with Tesla’s Autopilot….
“So… the country’s on full self-driving? Concerning!”
On his way out, he tapped Mount Rushmore on Google Maps…
“Four stars? Literally underrated.”
All in all, not too bad — just another American Nazi federal government g-fag on the clock….
What will happen to USA?
“America will run out of Popcorn!”
Who will get custody of JD Vance?
“Father….”
What will happen to those South African white cracker refugees?
“Will be deported BACK to Elon homeland…”
What will happen to Elon?
“FBI working on an indictment…”
Next Alien to be deported to CECOT?
“Elon Musk…”
Why did Elon and Trump break-up?
“Because we live in a DOGE eat DOGE World!”
Why is Trump going to cancel Elon’s contracts and subsidies?
“Because he finally figured out that the easiest way to save money in Government Budget’s Billions and Billions of Dollars, is to terminate Elon's Governmental Subsidies and Contracts!”
How do you stop Elon and Trump feud in a nanosecond?
“Have Secret Service confiscate their cellphones…”
What powers platform “X?”
“Elon Trump Feud…”
What is Putin doing right now?
“Offering to negotiate a peace deal between Elon and Trump!”
Ukrainians?
“Offering Trump swarm drones to Trump so he can bomb SpaceX in Boca Chica Texas — REMOTELY!”
What is NEXT in USA?
“Another day in American Politics…”
What have Elon and Trump now become?
“Real American Politicians…”
What will Elon be doing TODAY in Texas?
“A whole lottuh’ Ketamine…”
What mistake Trump made that caused this?
“He hired a drug addict…”
What can Trump do to avoid future former employee feuds?
“Implement random drug test at federal workplace..”
What is next for Elon?
“100% Sinaloa Heroin to boost his Mars obsession — cause that’s the only way drug addicts Colonize planets in their twisted mind, wink — wink!”
Why Elon always states that he is “not on drugs?
“Because all drug addicts are in denial so they can keep at it!”
How did Elon get an idea to Occupy Mars?
“From Ketamine…”
Why Elon FAIKED to save government $2 Trilkions of dollars as head of DOGE?
“Also KETAMINE…”
How do you get Elon to focus?
“Hide his se ret drug stash…”
Why Trump liked Elon?
“Drug addicted Billionaire was his PERSONAL Campaign financing piggy bank…”
What Elon got from Trump?
“Secret Service detail prevented DEA Agents from busting him down and entering his name into their NADDIS!”
Who gets Special Employee privileges under Trump?
“Only White People!”
What is they are drug addicts?
“As long as they are WHITE they are classified as ALL
RIGHT!”
Why no Hindu ever gets to be classified as Soecial Government Employee?
“Too much Curry in a Hurry…”
And what exactly does Elon have in-common with “South African Baboons?
“They both go Apeshit under influence of Ketamine…”
Who do white African crackers blame
For Elon’s Ketamine addiction?
“Black people…”
What is Elon Musk now after short 130 day stint as g-fag?
“A serial job hopper…”
-But let’s take a “glimpse” of how Elon acted under influence of Ketamine — while Clocking for g-fag federal pigs of USA:
He tried to install Starlink routers inside Lincoln’s portrait. — so he could talk to him DIRECTLY!
“The man deserves low latency, Donald — Elon stated. He’s buffering…”
When Trump mentioned infrastructure, Elon whispered:
“I’ve designed a literal tunnel under the West Wing. Secret Service hates it… but it’s boring like my Company…
He offered to “verify” the Declaration of Independence
$8 per signature.
“Hamilton would’ve paid — Elon stated.. “
At lunch, he stared at the presidential seal:
“The eagle’s wingspan is inefficient. Needs more carbon fiber.”
He asked if the Situation Room could be renamed “X Æ A-12 Command?
“The ‘-12’ adds urgency - he said…”
Tried to pay for Air Force One’s fuel in Dogecoin.
“It’s literally a meme jet, Donald!”
Insisted Marine One needed “ludicrous mode.”
“Slightly faster rotors? C’mon, it’s basic physics Donald!”
Demanded AI-generated minutes for the Cabinet meeting:
“My Grok says you all talked about… squirrels? Weird!”
Replaced the Oval Office’s Resolute Desk with a flamethrower.
“For ambush diplomacy…”
When the nuclear codes were mentioned said:
“Just tweet them. No one reads your replies anyway Donald!”
Asked if Lincoln’s ghost could be NFT’ed?
“So much untapped IP in this building — stated Elon…”
Tried to optimize White House WiFi by moving the router to Mars.
“Lower ping! Trust the math - he said!”
Offered to “acquire” the Lincoln Memorial….
“So he could add a charging port. Revolutionary!”
Suggested replacing the Secret Service with Tesla Bots.
“They only tase 75% of guests! Efficiency!”
Asked if the Situation Room’s red phone could ring like a Renamed platform “X” notification?
“Ding! WW3! Ding! Asteroid!”
Proposed launching the Washington Monument sideways in Ketamine induced stupor…
“Vertical is so 18th century — Elon said…”
When Trump said “God bless America,” Elon replied:
“Deity-neutral blessings, please. But Algorithm-friendly.”
Tried to livestream Cabinet meetings on X….
“Pivot to government content! Ad revenue!”
Demanded a “Chief Meme Officer” role..
“The Constitution’s vibes are off, people.”
Suggested replacing Air Force One with a rocket…
“Land it on the UN! Parking solved!”
Confused the Situation Room with Tesla’s Autopilot….
“So… the country’s on full self-driving? Concerning!”
On his way out, he tapped Mount Rushmore on Google Maps…
“Four stars? Literally underrated.”
All in all, not too bad — just another American Nazi federal government g-fag on the clock….
