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Elon Bruised by Five Year Old
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Shame on Elon the lying bastard, a five year old cannot punch hard enough to bruise an adult human male… Lemme break this down for you because a five-year-old cannot generate enough force to bruise an adult male's face due to biomechanics meaning energy transfer wouldn’t suffice for bruising to occur as per Elon’s ABSOKUTE BULLSHIT ASSERTION and the punch of a tiny brat of his would not even reach tissue injury thresholds in any way because bruising occurs when impact forces rupture subcutaneous capillaries and if you don’t believe me ask a Doctor — duh! For facial skin, the minimum pressure required is approximately 0.5–1.0 J/cm² (joules per square centimeter) so a five year old CHILD’S fist contact area (glance at a five year ild’ish’s TINY HANDS next time his mama stroll’s her brat…) ~15 cm² (child of that age has a TINY small fist) and in addition tiny child’s punch speed I’d say max ~2–3 m/s (as measured in biomechanical studies of young children) so effective arm mass is actually only ~0.5–1.0 kg (due to limited muscle coordination) hence kinetic energy (KE for short) is :
KE = \frac{1}{2} m v^2,
\(m = 0.75 \{kg}\) (average effective mass)
\(v = 2.5 \{m/s}\) (typical speed)
KE = \frac{1}{2} \times 0.75 \times (2.5)^2 \approx\{2.34 \{J}}
While Elon Brat’s “Impact Pressure”:
\{Pressure} = \frac{KE}{{Contact Area}} = \frac{2.34 {J}}{15 {cm}^2} \approx \{0.156 {J/cm}^2}
While my comparison to Bruising threshold:
His son X’s bruising pressure: 0.156 J/cm²
While required pressure: 0.5–1.0 J/cm²
0.156 {J/cm}^2 < 0.5 {J/cm}^2
Elon’s son X’s punch analysis result: The punch pressure of Elon’s five year old son “X” is 3–6 times lower than the bruising threshold so Elon is — again full of SHIT! Realistic factors reducing impact? Energy dissipation? Poor coordination reduces force transfer (~30–50% efficiency). Adult reflexes — even if Elon was under influence of Ketamine at the time? Head recoil and involuntary bracing absorb impact. Bone/muscle attenuation? Facial bones absorb shock — DUH! Elon’s FIVE YEAR OLD SON’s wrist flexes on impact so effective energy delivered?
KE_{actual}\approx 0.4 \times 2.34 \{J} \approx 0.94 {J} \quad {(40% efficiency)}
{Actual pressure} = \frac{0.94 \{J}}{15 \{cm}^2} \approx \{0.063 \text{J/cm}^2}
So my verdict? STILL well 8–16× below threshold! Any exceptions to my analysis here? There is structural advantage
as bruising might occur only if Elon’s son “X” strikes Elon’s temple (thin skin, less padding; bruising threshold ~0.3 J/cm²) and if Elon (perhaps due to extreme drug use…) has a bleeding disorder (e.g., hemophilia — but all Elon’s medical records are HIPPA protected so I steer off this course) or his son uses a hard object (e.g., a toy or a TESLA DILDO he snatched from one of Elon’s many concubines) concentrating force to give his father some family love but my Mathematical quickie shows that Elon’s five-year-old cannot generate sufficient pressure to bruise his face under normal conditions as the impact energy (0.94–2.34 J) and pressure (0.063–0.156 J/cm²) fall below the bruising threshold (0.5–1.0 J/cm²) but while theoretically possible in edge cases (e.g., temple strike) it is biomechanically improbable so only one way to really get to the bottom of this matter;
Hey kid, whack your pops on the other side of his stupid Nazi-saluting head so we can see if it bruises afterwards — again and AGAIN?
_Stateless_Warrior
TO U.S. Government’s bitch ass mother fucked stalker agent faggots using their own bitch fucked sons attempting to endear themselves to me;
Listen the fuck up young-cunt shit out future government agent worthless bastard children; “tell the g-fag cunts who shit you OUT to go fuck themselves again and again!”
Dumb American-ENEMY stalker agent g-faggots and cunts that one?
“I’M GOING TO MOTHER-FUCK YOUR ENEMY-GOVERNMENT PAYROLL PROPOSITION UP YOUR STALKER AGENT G-FAGGOT PLAINCLOTHES FILTHY ASSES THE SAME WAY THEM CUNTS OF YA’Z TOOK DICKS UO THEIR FILTHY ASSES ‘FUH DUH FIRST TIME!”
KE = \frac{1}{2} m v^2,
\(m = 0.75 \{kg}\) (average effective mass)
\(v = 2.5 \{m/s}\) (typical speed)
KE = \frac{1}{2} \times 0.75 \times (2.5)^2 \approx\{2.34 \{J}}
While Elon Brat’s “Impact Pressure”:
\{Pressure} = \frac{KE}{{Contact Area}} = \frac{2.34 {J}}{15 {cm}^2} \approx \{0.156 {J/cm}^2}
While my comparison to Bruising threshold:
His son X’s bruising pressure: 0.156 J/cm²
While required pressure: 0.5–1.0 J/cm²
0.156 {J/cm}^2 < 0.5 {J/cm}^2
Elon’s son X’s punch analysis result: The punch pressure of Elon’s five year old son “X” is 3–6 times lower than the bruising threshold so Elon is — again full of SHIT! Realistic factors reducing impact? Energy dissipation? Poor coordination reduces force transfer (~30–50% efficiency). Adult reflexes — even if Elon was under influence of Ketamine at the time? Head recoil and involuntary bracing absorb impact. Bone/muscle attenuation? Facial bones absorb shock — DUH! Elon’s FIVE YEAR OLD SON’s wrist flexes on impact so effective energy delivered?
KE_{actual}\approx 0.4 \times 2.34 \{J} \approx 0.94 {J} \quad {(40% efficiency)}
{Actual pressure} = \frac{0.94 \{J}}{15 \{cm}^2} \approx \{0.063 \text{J/cm}^2}
So my verdict? STILL well 8–16× below threshold! Any exceptions to my analysis here? There is structural advantage
as bruising might occur only if Elon’s son “X” strikes Elon’s temple (thin skin, less padding; bruising threshold ~0.3 J/cm²) and if Elon (perhaps due to extreme drug use…) has a bleeding disorder (e.g., hemophilia — but all Elon’s medical records are HIPPA protected so I steer off this course) or his son uses a hard object (e.g., a toy or a TESLA DILDO he snatched from one of Elon’s many concubines) concentrating force to give his father some family love but my Mathematical quickie shows that Elon’s five-year-old cannot generate sufficient pressure to bruise his face under normal conditions as the impact energy (0.94–2.34 J) and pressure (0.063–0.156 J/cm²) fall below the bruising threshold (0.5–1.0 J/cm²) but while theoretically possible in edge cases (e.g., temple strike) it is biomechanically improbable so only one way to really get to the bottom of this matter;
Hey kid, whack your pops on the other side of his stupid Nazi-saluting head so we can see if it bruises afterwards — again and AGAIN?
_Stateless_Warrior
TO U.S. Government’s bitch ass mother fucked stalker agent faggots using their own bitch fucked sons attempting to endear themselves to me;
Listen the fuck up young-cunt shit out future government agent worthless bastard children; “tell the g-fag cunts who shit you OUT to go fuck themselves again and again!”
Dumb American-ENEMY stalker agent g-faggots and cunts that one?
“I’M GOING TO MOTHER-FUCK YOUR ENEMY-GOVERNMENT PAYROLL PROPOSITION UP YOUR STALKER AGENT G-FAGGOT PLAINCLOTHES FILTHY ASSES THE SAME WAY THEM CUNTS OF YA’Z TOOK DICKS UO THEIR FILTHY ASSES ‘FUH DUH FIRST TIME!”
