Will Elon Ever Occupy Mars?
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This DUMB Trump’s PERSONAL lapdog cocksucker?
MATHEMATICAL PROBABILITY from ABSOLUTE GOD of Mathematical Science and Physics?
In his lifetime Elon Musk who is a mere mortal and will die just like any and all other humans including me and you has a chance of exactly 1% of accomplishing his MARS bullshit plan..
As such, he would be far better off concerning himself with jacking off on the nearest celestial surface humans refer to simply as the” Moon” — or some shit cause; “IT AIN’T HAPPENING!”
Is it IMPOSSIBLE?
Engineering wise, there is absolutely NOTHING IMPOSSIBLE so while it actually is, that is the scary part because if he were smart enough to figure it out, he would be pull it off and then more American idiots would be landing on the Red planet… DOGE THAT WHILE YOU CAN — LOL!
Scary thought…
Any thoughts on stupid CEO fucks who QWACK like ducks?
“Everybody’s REPLACABLE…”
Based on accounting principles grounded in MATHEMATICAL SCIENCE, the second humans become a liability they are no longer an asset so if you are shrewd and wise you will always hire SLOW and FIRE FAST! Elon right NOW IS wondering if the floor beneath HIM is as solid as it felt a year or two ago. It’s a quiet kind of panic he is concealing but is evident from his recent interviews as he who once supported Trump 100% is now just as I predicted slowly and gradually pulling back on his support with recent fresh statements against Trump’s “BIG BEAUTIFUL SPENDING BILL” which ass-capped all his DOGE mass
Firings and SLOWLY shit is beginning to hit the MAGA bullshit fan and will splatter all over he fuckin place!
MOREOVER; thanks to Elon’s cocksucker LEADER Trump, Even all the wealthy who have money are “not” investing it because they no longer feel safe! IN$TRAD; wealthy AmeriKanz are parking capital — not deploying it as I am looking at charts RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND and see some $7 trillion just sitting (like a panhandler on the median, lol!) in money-market funds. While not all this cash reflects U.S. upper-middle-class wealth, a portion of it AB$OLUTELY does which MEAN$ that affluent Americanos currently see more risk than reward in assets such as stocks and housing (Even I hedged against inflation through Real Estate — duh!) while at the other end of their Americano market, POTENTIAL AmeriKKKan home buyerz (‘Jus $PINNING their Real Estate acquisition tires..) are priced out by 7% mortgage rates and $400,000 median homes aKtually is an “affordability crisis” devouring some 43% of AmeriKanz median household incomes like California’s serial arsonist tatted wildfires of Los Angeles — stalker g-fag mama abducting Capital of USA — by the way… See, WHEN American housing market locks up at both ends like a Nevada hoo, hoo, HOOKER from double cock whammy turned ass slammy, cost alone can’t explain Amerikanz crisis but if you psych-profile them you will notice that their AMERIkan brash bravado “confidence” has gone missing thanks to their Putin’s PERSONAL lapdog Trump ROCKING THE FUCKIN BOAT he is on called USA and jackhammering new holes every single day so despite their Republic being a multi hulled vessel capsizing becomes INEVITABLE!
*Vid-short production disclaimer;
Elon Musk swearing and cussin’ in the background during first nine seconds as his mother ship is blasting off in Boca Chica is NOT his real recording but I cloned his actual vocals for satire purposes…
MATHEMATICAL PROBABILITY from ABSOLUTE GOD of Mathematical Science and Physics?
In his lifetime Elon Musk who is a mere mortal and will die just like any and all other humans including me and you has a chance of exactly 1% of accomplishing his MARS bullshit plan..
As such, he would be far better off concerning himself with jacking off on the nearest celestial surface humans refer to simply as the” Moon” — or some shit cause; “IT AIN’T HAPPENING!”
Is it IMPOSSIBLE?
Engineering wise, there is absolutely NOTHING IMPOSSIBLE so while it actually is, that is the scary part because if he were smart enough to figure it out, he would be pull it off and then more American idiots would be landing on the Red planet… DOGE THAT WHILE YOU CAN — LOL!
Scary thought…
Any thoughts on stupid CEO fucks who QWACK like ducks?
“Everybody’s REPLACABLE…”
Based on accounting principles grounded in MATHEMATICAL SCIENCE, the second humans become a liability they are no longer an asset so if you are shrewd and wise you will always hire SLOW and FIRE FAST! Elon right NOW IS wondering if the floor beneath HIM is as solid as it felt a year or two ago. It’s a quiet kind of panic he is concealing but is evident from his recent interviews as he who once supported Trump 100% is now just as I predicted slowly and gradually pulling back on his support with recent fresh statements against Trump’s “BIG BEAUTIFUL SPENDING BILL” which ass-capped all his DOGE mass
Firings and SLOWLY shit is beginning to hit the MAGA bullshit fan and will splatter all over he fuckin place!
MOREOVER; thanks to Elon’s cocksucker LEADER Trump, Even all the wealthy who have money are “not” investing it because they no longer feel safe! IN$TRAD; wealthy AmeriKanz are parking capital — not deploying it as I am looking at charts RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND and see some $7 trillion just sitting (like a panhandler on the median, lol!) in money-market funds. While not all this cash reflects U.S. upper-middle-class wealth, a portion of it AB$OLUTELY does which MEAN$ that affluent Americanos currently see more risk than reward in assets such as stocks and housing (Even I hedged against inflation through Real Estate — duh!) while at the other end of their Americano market, POTENTIAL AmeriKKKan home buyerz (‘Jus $PINNING their Real Estate acquisition tires..) are priced out by 7% mortgage rates and $400,000 median homes aKtually is an “affordability crisis” devouring some 43% of AmeriKanz median household incomes like California’s serial arsonist tatted wildfires of Los Angeles — stalker g-fag mama abducting Capital of USA — by the way… See, WHEN American housing market locks up at both ends like a Nevada hoo, hoo, HOOKER from double cock whammy turned ass slammy, cost alone can’t explain Amerikanz crisis but if you psych-profile them you will notice that their AMERIkan brash bravado “confidence” has gone missing thanks to their Putin’s PERSONAL lapdog Trump ROCKING THE FUCKIN BOAT he is on called USA and jackhammering new holes every single day so despite their Republic being a multi hulled vessel capsizing becomes INEVITABLE!
*Vid-short production disclaimer;
Elon Musk swearing and cussin’ in the background during first nine seconds as his mother ship is blasting off in Boca Chica is NOT his real recording but I cloned his actual vocals for satire purposes…
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