My Full Psych-Profile of Donald Trump

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Description: My Jokes FIRST to make my Psych Profile GREAT AGAIN AND AGAIN so here are my lighthearted, satirical jokes about Donald Trump and the American economy—crafted in the spirit of political humor and absurdity. (Remember:
that Comedy is subjective so laugh responsibly!)

1. Trump’s Economic Plan: "Step 1: Print ‘ECONOMY GREAT AGAIN’ on a hat. Step 2: Sell hats. Step 3: Declare bankruptcy. Step 4: Blame Canada."

2. Why did Trump’s economic advisor quit?
He couldn’t handle working 18-hour days just to convince the GDP it wasn’t “fake news.”

3. Trump’s idea of “trickle-down economics”: A golden toilet that only flushes upwards.

4. “They say Trump wrote his tax policy in Sharpie..”
Turns out, he just drew a smiley face on the national debt and called it “art.”

5. Trump tried to fix the economy by posting on his Truth Social “‘STONKS’ ONLY GO UP.”
“Now we’re all investing in “Ivanka’s Crypto Scarf” and canned Trump Steaks.”

6. Trump’s trade war strategy:
“Step 1: Tariff China. Step 2: Tariff Canada. Step 3: Tariff Hawaii. Step 4: Ask Putin for a Groupon.”

7. Why did the stock market file a restraining order against Trump?
“It got tired of being gaslit every time he called it “the best numbers, folks, the best.”

8. Trump’s economic genius:
“If we just build the wall around the Dow Jones, all the bad numbers will pay for it!”

9. The White House announced a new economic stimulus:
“Every American gets a free Trump NFT… of him photoshopped onto Mount Rushmore.”

10. Trump’s Federal Reserve meeting:
“Jerome Powell, you’re doing a terrific job. TERRIBLE. Fired! (But also, lower rates. I love rates. Best rates.)”

11. Trump’s COVID recovery plan:
“Inject bleach into the GDP. Very smart doctors told me—many, many doctors—it’ll shine right up!”

12. Why did Trump’s budget have more holes than his golf courses?
He kept adding line items for “Diet Coke tariffs” and “Fox & Friends guest fees.”

13. Trump’s infrastructure week:
Day 1: “We’re rebuilding bridges!” Day 2: “Bridges are overrated. SAD!” Day 3: “Infrastructure? Never heard of her.”

14. Trump’s economic legacy:
He turned “too big to fail” into “too yuge to jail.”

15. How does Trump measure inflation?
By how many Big Macs fit inside his yuge belly!

And now on with my post as I have been into Clinical Psychology for decades strictly for threat analysis purposes so my psychological profile of Donald Trump is laser-focused on analysis of his narcissistic behavioral traits. I also want to clarify that my analysis is based solely on observed behaviors and public statements and is not a clinical diagnosis of
any kind and has no input from one of my bestie’s who holds a PhD in mental health and as a professional adheres to the "Goldwater Rule," which prohibits diagnosing public figures without direct evaluation.* But I am not her so fuck HIPPA as I evaluate this old Grandpuh and disclose my analysis publicly for the first time ever and he to me is just an old man and since I have NOTHING TO GAIN NOR LOOSE worm making this a satire content, here I fuckin ho lol!

Now, what is a “Core Narcissistic Trait” DSM-5 Criteria for Narcissistic Personality Disorder? Answer my lame bitches with cannabis smoking twitches “Grandiosity!” And what behavioral evidence is there to substantiate this trait in Donald J. Grump?
Well, thanks to his never closed big mouth, there are frequent claims of unparalleled success (e.g., “I know more about ISIS than the generals” or “I am the least racist person you’ve ever met” while he throws blacks on the street for not paying rent — jus’ kidding!) and ONLY ALWAYS CONSTANT exaggeration of achievements (e.g., stating he passed “the biggest tax cut in history,” despite historical data showing otherwise). Then there are frequent self-comparisons to historic figures (e.g., likening himself to Lincoln or Churchill) which is a psychological function which reinforces self-worth and dominance in public narratives as this whiny President cry baby of USA exits need for CONSTANT round the clock excessive admiration and my behavioral evidence of it is his reliance on MAGA FAGGOT rallies for validation as whiny cry baby Grandpah Grump — I mean Trump, is often basking in prolonged applause. Then there is CONSTANT public demand for loyalty (e.g., requiring Cabinet members to praise him publicly like North Korea’s FATCO Kim Yong Sausages Um as Trump during first term fired FBI Director Comey for refusing to be his lapdog of a BITCH ASS KISSER!)
as this old fruitcake is always reacting angrily to criticism (e.g., attacking “failing” media outlets that question him and labeling them all “FAKE NEWS” which is the only reason I named
this channel “FAKE NEWS” for mocking purposes of American Cry Baby Whiners CHIEFTAIN Trump the Gump!) due to senile psychological function degradation as external validation substitutes for unstable self-esteem and this Grandpah is UNSTABLE all right ass yanking tariff’s even against America’s staunchest allies as if he were Kremlin’s little lapdog cunt who answers directly to Dictator Vladimir Putin… From Trump, every single time he parades his old saggy ass I’m front of what he calls “FAKE MEDIA” it is clear this old President geezer suffers from “sense of entitlement” issues and there is plenty of behavioral evidence as he is ALWAYS asserting immunity from norms (e.g., “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose voters”) while dismissing ALL AMERICAN legal and institutional checks (e.g., resisting subpoenas, claiming executive privilege) which proves that this American draft dodger has a psychological function which reflects a belief in inherent superiority and exemption from rules and has even pardoned all Jan, 6th, RIOTERS because of you are MAGA, under their revered American North Korean Leader Trump, YOU ARE WORTHY OF A PARDON AND CHANTING “HANG MIKE PENCE” who was a sitting Vice President of USA is perfectly LEGAL — so shame on American Constitution and take a shit on it again and again like Donnie Boy and his INSURRECTIONIST THUGS who jackhammered FBI’s “WITT” bugs and this senile old bastard constantly engages in exploitativeness as he is
CONSTANTLY leveraging political office for personal gain (e.g., promoting Trump-branded properties while president) all the while publicly discarding allies who fall out of favor (e.g., as I mentioned brave honorable fired for NOTHING (talk about wrongful termination case — hello!) James Comey, Jeff Sessions) because Trump views relationships as transactional tools for self-advancement due to complete lack of empathy even downplaying COVID-19 severity early in the pandemic (e.g., “It’s going to disappear like a miracle”) while mocking adversaries (e.g., impersonating disabled reporter Serge Kovaleski) as he clearly prioritizes self-interest over others’ emotional or physical well-being while being envious of others and holds firm belief that others are envious and that is why he is always dismissing rivals’ success as illegitimate (e.g., claiming the 2020 election was “stolen”) with frequent accusations of jealousy (e.g., “The media is jealous of my success”) because Trump uses this to project insecurities onto others to neutralize perceived threats
— in case you are slow and can’t keep up with his bullshit hitting the masses at 999 MPH! Even during his fist run he exhibited arrogant, haughty behaviors with his derogatory nicknames (e.g., “Low-Energy Jeb,” “Crooked Hillary”) while exhibiting dismissive body language (e.g., eye-rolling, interrupting detractors) which in analysis is how Trump the Gump asserts dominance and diminishes competitors because he wants them all to be subservient to him 24/7/365 and things evident with his supplementary traits and cognitive patterns as he exhibits textbook “Dichotomous Thinking” as evident from his black-and-white Worldview as he labels individuals/institutions as “total winners” or “total losers” (e.g., “The enemy of the people” for critical media labeling them FAKE if reporters are not giving his stupid saggy old ass UNCONDITIONAL REVERENCE!) which he uses to spinoff complex realities as he maintains “control” over narratives so he engages in gaslighting and reality DsToRtIoN while denying prior statements despite evidence (e.g., “I never said that”) as he is promoting conspiracy theories (e.g., birtherism, election fraud claims during first election..) which Trump does to undermine objective truth for purpose of reinforcing “personal authority.” As such, to me it is EVIDENT that Trump has afFragile Self-Esteem and is vulnerable to ANY and ALL criticism and even before Elon his lapdog bitch overpaid for what was Twitter back then by almost double (Genius my A$$!) Ild Grandpuh Trump went on tirades against perceived slights (e.g., attacking Gold Star families and late Arizona Senator John McCain) and suffers from obsession with crowd size and TV ratings which is an overcompensation for deep-seated insecurities because Donald Trump is just a big fuckin whiner!

Now, what exactly are the implications of narcissistic traits?
Leadership style of course because it will have authoritarian tendencies as Trump centralizes decision-making, distrusts experts (e.g., sidelining CDC during COVID-19) and pursues high-stakes strategies (e.g., government shutdowns, provocative foreign policy moves) all this Circus Monkey SHIT to assert HIS STUPID ASS dominance so if you take a step back in retrospect and analyze his Interpersonal relationships “transactional loyalty” is the foundation thereof as h demands unwavering support but rarely reciprocates (e.g., he even abandoned his former die hard fixer Michael Cohen after legal troubles) but Trump’s onflict-driven so he Thrives in adversarial environments and that’s why I think he is often escalating tensions (e.g., trade wars, social media feuds) and he does as such rigorously maintain a public persona with charismatic demagoguery as he uses simple, repetitive slogans (“Make America Great Again”) to cultivate a cult of personality and deploys victimhood narratives with conman’s precision as he frames setbacks due to u just persecution (e.g., “witch hunts,” “deep state”), galvanizing supporters whom he conned again and again promising to lower the price of eggs only to fuck them all — AGAIN AND AGAIN — way up their buttocks!

What a FUCKIN NARCISSIST, but not my President so I got no horsey in the White Devil’s House as he scrambled MAGA FAGGOTS BRAINS to get reelected, enjoy your Omelett bitches and DON’T EVER COME TO ME TO PITCH ME G-FAG FUCKIN SERVICE CAUSE YOUR LOW IQ’D BRAINS WOILD BE SCRAMBLED AGAIN AND AGAIN!

Trump is treating his Presidency as a TV Show stage and by doing so enabling your enemies to bring you DOWN like sheep
For the SLAUGHTER because with every foolish move on Glibal Chessboard of power he grants them 666 ways to ELIMINATE you… So here you can MATHEMATICALLY DERIVE PREDICTIVE VALUES for American Republic which is that American POWER will be TAKEN AWAY and Republican BROKEN.. So, American Citizens will become REFUGEES…

Who wants to bet against absolute POWER of Mathematical Science?

https://www.myvideotime.com/video/634/moran-donald-trump/

YOU AGENT STALKER FAGS EVER COME TO ME TO PITCH ME YOUR NY, NJ GOVERNMENT SERVICE RELOCATION, I WOULD DROP EVERYTHING TO STAB YOU 777 TIMES FOR MY MOTHERS ABDUCTION. THIS POLICY WILL REMAIN IN
EFFECT LONG AGTER SHE DIES IN YOUR CUSTODY! ANY
CUNT THROWN TO ME FOR A WIFE WOULD BE SHOT WITH FUCKIN HEROIN TO HAVE HER ASS SOLD FUN DOLLUHZ ON DUH CORNER AMD ALL FAGS YOU ATTEMPT
TO ALTERNATE RELATIONSHIP PITCH ME WOULD HAVE THEIR DICKS SEVERED AND SHOVER DOWN THEIR FUCKIN THROATS! Your fuckin brats I only like aborted in a garbage bag!

PITCH ME ANY RELOCATION ANYWHERE,AND I WILL SNAP THAT MOTHER FUCKED AGENTS STALKER STIFF BECK ON YOUR FILTHY ASS IN HALF!

ZERO FUCKIN CHANCE YOU EVER GET ANY INTEL FROM ME!

For ETERNITYI WILL ALWAYS BE NOTHING BUT AN ABSOLUTE ENEMY TO YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!

YO. Federal stalker fuckheads; “HAS ANYTHING GONE ACCORDING TO YOUR FEDERAL G-FAGGOT PLAN, ANYTHING?”

And you unthought you had the power to turn me into a lapdog bitch not V 1.0?

My foot will be shoved so FAR UP YOUR MOTHER FUCKED AGENT STALKER ASSES YOUR LIPS WILL BE FLAPPING EVERY TIME I TOE WIGGLE!

TELL YOU WHAT — FBI ASSHOLES, GO TO FUCKIN BROOKLYN AND START DIGGIN’ — TO LOCATE JIMMY HOFFA’S FUCKIN CORPSE!

That way your g-fag filthy asses got something to do… Besides being Mathematically challenged G-Fag Club trying to figure out how to build a Nuclear shield cause your draft-dodging President GEEZER is SHITTING BRICKS anytime Putin engages his CHICKENSHIT ASS with NUCLEAR ARMED DIPLOMACY…

And tell your fuckin Hindu Boss I want “Curry in a Hurry!” That way you fuckheads Curry my favuh…