Hamas in Washington D.C.

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Description: And bullets are flying — cause nobody got repressive fire…

Two Israeli staffers smoked cause Hamas infiltrator didn’t joke!

Shooter survived to yell and will get a book deal to story tell!

Who will be blamed?

Possibly UNDOCUMENTED MEXICAN NATIONALS…

How did American shooter citizen learn to ambush target?

From his American President Donnie Grandpuh who is ambushing foreign leaders in his Oval Office…

American bullshit again and again — I steer clear…

What they should have done to avoid being shot and killed?

Augh that?

Like, being PRO-ACTIVE stead of SITTING EMBASSY DUCKS?

Qwack qwack…

Kaboom — lol!

Well…

They had an American Airman SET HIMSEL ON FIRE in front of their Embassy so they should have KNOWN they are HOT AS HELL in terms of a TARGET — lol! Well, satire aside as I deride and stupid ass ride, protection of Israeli embassy staff in Washington D.C. during “public events” during which they were WHACKED basically hypothetically involves a multifaceted approach I believe to avoid creation of an INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT American PRESS can use as bouncy-ball to claim you Israeli slothful personal security bastards are using same MO they are in Gaza so that approach I think necessitates legal constraints along practical security measure IMPLEMENT as I stupid ass LAMENT and of course being the FREAQIN EMBASSY also diplomatic considerations so if Inwere an Israeli whiner always get shot bastard this is what would be done by me to turn the tables on Israeli enemy prayer rug lugging bastards and their American Hamas wannabe American and other nations copycats.. My primary considerations would be legal and Diplomatic so that my proactive security measures don’t load PRESS HOTLINES with spun off reports that can be VERIFIED as FACTUAL and for that I would dissect my American “Host Country Laws” because Washington D.C. has stringent firearm regulations — I just CHECKED! Even with diplomatic immunity, if I were a Jew at the EmbaSISSY embassy staff must adhere to local WaSHITon Dick Sea laws so arming personnel without explicit AMERIkan Oval Office ambush obsessed executives authorization could violate U.S. regulations and strain diplomatic relations and or allow American media to strain them and that would potentially impact arms exports from ISA to my Jew Land of Israel and I being a bomb tossing Jew would not want my supply to end cause I get to bomb Gaza’s for free LAND GRAB!
So I would closely examine my currentdDiplomatic agreements with my American allies as they typically provide my Jew Embassy cry baby with security through their “Diplomatic Security Service (DSS)” and I as foreign embassy on their soil may employ their own security personnel under our bilateral agreement as they staffers get out protection in Israel but these often require coordination with U.S. authorities.

Satire side AGAIN, Israel’s security details (e.g., I mean Mossad or Shin Bet-trained agents) might operate under such frameworks
and I am pretty sure that they do for the most part with black opp’s exceptions same as their CIA counterparts so before I deploy my new proactive measures so I can shoot and kill/ neutralize American citizen terrorists I would familiarize myself with current “immunity Limits” to remain under blanket thereof because while diplomatic immunity protects against AMERICAN prosecution it does not override local laws so unauthorized arming could lead to expulsion or legal disputes and being a Diplomat is all about being DIPLOMATIC not Uzi AUTOMATIC — dig?

So what practical security measures could I implement as a Jew whiner cry baby at my embassy? I would start with coordination with U.S. Authorities so play ball and collaborate with DSS, local police, and federal agencies (e.g., their FBI, Secret Service) for threat assessments, intelligence sharing, and all staffer attended “event security PROVISIONS” so there could at least be one of their armed fucks hitting shooters second they roll up! In addition I would request visible law enforcement presence at all events (e.g., uniformed officers, perhaps snipers, K-9 units) so that would be my risk mitigation strategy to have them ass cap their own shooters and that way I avoid creating an INTERnational incident.. That would involve pre-event planning so I would delegate one of my bastards to conduct threat assessments, vet attendees, and secure venues with controlled access points. I would also provision my staffers with “Secure Transportation” and use armored vehicles and vary routes to avoid predictability and in addition check the vehicle after use for bugs, GOS and AGOS trackers, any RF that ain’t mine — ahem… What would be my non-lethal tools? I would equip staff with tasers, pepper spray, stun devices, or panic buttons linked to their American emergency services and would make training MANDATORY with by conducting Tegular drills for active shooter scenarios, emergency evacuation, and crisis communication. If American federales were slow in response to security provisions I would deploy paid armed security by hiring licensed armed guards (e.g., private security firms with federal/state permits) to supplement DSS support or act independently if again I repeat, federal American pigs were bust or busy? What would be my diplomatic security exception? Just glanced at it so apparently under the Vienna Convention the U.S. may permit designated embassy security agents to carry firearms if agreed bilaterally. This requires formal authorization from the State Department and under my Jew ally Trump that would be a breeze while I fuckin sneeze lol! Being a tech savvy Jew fuck I would also roll the hell out on a need to basis Technological and procedural enhancements as for surveillance I would deploy drones, CCTV, and facial recognition to monitor crowds aeven after vetting them all all the way down to pidgin asshole — that tight — and would ensure encrypted, real-time coordination between my staff and THEIR AMERICAN law enforcement with FULL medical preparedness ensuring proper training of my staff in trauma first aid and deploy trauma kits onsite during ALL PUBLIC EVENTS so they don’t turn into current “JEW-PANIC EVENTS!” What about political and public perception by my American Host Nation? I would DEFINITELY AVOID OVER RELIANCE on self-arming which might signal distrust in U.S. security capabilities, potentially affecting bilateral relations and since Americans are my bomb makers I’d avoid plucking feathers if their roosters asses [Satanic GRIN] that way I could keep bombing the living shit out of all Arabs with their ammo as I say SHALOM and would laser focus on “Reputation Management” to balance vigilance with cultural/diplomatic engagement and that way avoid appearing overly militarized and perhaps sing Kumbaya right on fuckin Capitol while wearing my yamaka and concealing a freakin Uzi just in case..

Wel, that is what I would do so if there were to be a shooting I’d be doing all of it so I could smoke the bastards who want my Jew ass whacked but since I am not a Jew Embassy staffer this post is for entertainment purposes only!
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