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Old Idiot Trump Wants Alcatraz Reopened
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Bullshit or True?
Bullshit!
How so?
Must be a great attention getter of a gullible Press entourage.
How you know this stupid fuck full of shit?
Cost stupid ass!
Alcatraz’s isolation and symbolism make it a uniquely expensive and impractical site for a max-capacity prison. While technically feasible, costs would likely by my laser precise calculations exceed $1B over a decade and American g-fag stalker agent squandered ain’t got $HIT $AVED UP! First Donald Gump wants to expand Alcatraz to hold the maximum possible number of inmates and THAT would require radical structural changes to the American former prison island, including demolishing historic structures (Hello, Earth to D.C., you Copy?) building vertically, and overhauling all utilities. So for his arguments sake, let’s assume the project prioritizes capacity over preservation and navigates California’s STRICT legal/environmental hurdles… I don’t see Gavin Newsom falling for this bullshit but say Trump only for analysis purposes, got his way… First stupid American old man dumbass child would start with “Capacity Expansion Plan” and that’s a catch 22 due to “Current Constraints” because original capacity was for housing ONLY 336 inmates (historical maximum in the 1930’s). Now, it is a freaqin island only 22 acres total outtuh which minuscule 12 acres are usable due to terrain
so existing structures consist of cellhouse (84,000 sq ft), guard towers, and administrative buildings and tourists flock like flies in shit as it is a fantastic tourist site but lousy prison site! So what would be this idiot Trump’s proposed maximum capacity? Let’s see… To maximize capacity the island would need multi-level cellblocks and that means that Americanos have to demolish non-essential historic structures (e.g., their lighthouse, gardens) and build upward, not downward, but UP so that means high-density design with sardine stacked 8'x10' cells (modern prisons average 50–100 sq ft per American assfucked inmate) and that means Americano Bureau of Federales Pighletos would have to convert recreational areas (e.g., their parade ground) into cellblocks which according to my calculations would yield new Alcatraz “Maximum Capacity” of 2,000–3,000 inmates (similar to their large modern supermax prisons like their American Louisiana State Penitentiary). So how much would all that cost in a remote bitch fuckled island? Renovation & expansion, with demolition & site prep prior starting with demolition of all non-essential structures (current lighthouse, historic ruins) bout $10M–$20M my conservative estimate and then vertical construction building 5–6 story cellblocks over the existing footprint as seen from satellite pics I reviewed bout $400–$600/sq ft × 500,000 sq ft (additional space) = $200M–$300M EA$Y!
Then because Seismic retrofitting in CaliFUCKEDniuh is mandated for high-rises on rocky terrain that would add an additional $50M–$100M in duh g-fag a$$ printed backed by bullshit bill! But with so many thousands of assholes sacked to rot away, Americano. Great if Stupid Fucks would have to laser focus on utilities & infrastructure so I start with water & sewage ause they can’t throw inmate shit in the Ocean cause it would kill all the fish (jus kidding…) and Agua AneriKKKan prison pigz could build a desalination plant (10x original capacity) as that I estimate conservatively out $20M–$40Million American paper backed by bullshit banknotes while advanced sewage treatment bout $30M–$50M — WHOA — PRICEY AND DICEY! What about juice? EleKtriK powuh… Welk, they could do a combo so for electrical grid Americano stupidos could mix with solar/wind + backup generators for ONLY 3,000 inmates SO EASILY ANOTHER $50M–$80M so they could power perimeter drones, AI surveillance, and biometric locks for another inmate ass crack’ jackhammer price of $40M–$60M, auch! Who getting fucked here inmates or presidentialfaggot.gov? So let’s rally up numbers so far with total construction costs without any overruns $400M–$650M — HOLLY CARAMBA, that’s LOCO! So say for the arguments sake American Bureau of Prison pigs managed to build it?Damn, them pigz sure know their Inmate housing shit lol! Now, lets break down their annual operational costs… It’s still a fuckin island, right? Then transportation & ferries to transport inmates, blueberries, strawberries, you get the point… So now they need a brand new reliable ferry fleet to ensure they never miss a Sea beat even during rare blizzard or heat so 4 large ferries (300-passenger capacity each) at a buy direct shipbuilder price of $10M–$15M each → $40M–$60M (one-time) with annual maintenance 10% of value = $4M–$6M and let’s quantify fuel expenditures while at it so some 40 daily trips (staff, supplies, waste) means 54,750 gallons/year × 4 ferries = 219,000 gal x $3.50/gal (I have steep discount for f-fag club fuel purchase) = $766,500 with crew salaries consisting of 12 captains + 24 deckhands = $2.5M/year and they can supplement their income by smuggling narcotics to inmates like all the rest of American corrections staffers or those in their eco-penal system sphere..
What about food & supplies to provision daily meals for 3,000 inmates + 500 staff = $8/person/day which is super
Conservative but likely much higher… Annual Cost then 3,500 × $8 × 365 = $10.2M — or adjust for inflation with actual
if you know BOP costs cause I do not and ‘am guessing…
So definitely bulk delivery barges with weekly shipments easily $1M/year + annually… What about staffing? Guards? Let’s
Do 1 guard per 5 inmates (3,000 inmates → 600 guards) cause these Trump say’s are the most violent of all so annual salaries 600 × $70k = $42M + support staff 200 cooks, nurses, technicians with annual Salaries200 × $50k = $10M and next miscellaneous expenditures such as waste removal hazardous/material waste via barge at $2M/year + maintenance saltwater corrosion, storm damage $10M–$15M/year so conservative total Annual Operational Costs $82.5M–$96.5M with “One-Time Costs” still consisting of “Environmental Impact Studies” $5M–$10M,” then legal battles & permits + historic preservation lawsuits cause no way anyone in Govvof Cali office goes along and rubber stamps Trump Alcatraz remodel plan + coastal commissions of Cali issues as they stonewall his stupid ass so $20M–$50M but by then his term will be up while I hip hop so he might as well focus on initial stockpile of food, medical supplies, uniforms which I estimate $10M–$15M…
So what is my “ALCATRAZ Grand Total Estimate?”
Construction & Startup; $435M–$735M (one-time).
Annual Operations; $82.5M–$96.5M (recurring).
I Reveal My Key Assumptions…
1. Historic preservation laws are bypassed or modified.
2. No major delays from environmental lawsuits or public opposition beside CA coastal commission…
3. Construction tolerates the island’s harsh microclimate (saltwater corrosion, fog).
4. Staff and inmates accept offshore isolation (high turnover risk).
Challenges I Predict?
1. Historical Significance; Alcatraz is a National AmeriKan Historic Landmark—demolishing structures would face legal blocks.
2. Logistical Nightmares; All materials and personnel must be ferried 1.5 miles from San Francisco.
3. Moral/Political Opposition; Public backlash against a mega-prison on a tourist site — duh!
4. Sustainability; High energy/water demands on a remote island.
My final take?
Trump full of shit again and again lol!
Bullshit!
How so?
Must be a great attention getter of a gullible Press entourage.
How you know this stupid fuck full of shit?
Cost stupid ass!
Alcatraz’s isolation and symbolism make it a uniquely expensive and impractical site for a max-capacity prison. While technically feasible, costs would likely by my laser precise calculations exceed $1B over a decade and American g-fag stalker agent squandered ain’t got $HIT $AVED UP! First Donald Gump wants to expand Alcatraz to hold the maximum possible number of inmates and THAT would require radical structural changes to the American former prison island, including demolishing historic structures (Hello, Earth to D.C., you Copy?) building vertically, and overhauling all utilities. So for his arguments sake, let’s assume the project prioritizes capacity over preservation and navigates California’s STRICT legal/environmental hurdles… I don’t see Gavin Newsom falling for this bullshit but say Trump only for analysis purposes, got his way… First stupid American old man dumbass child would start with “Capacity Expansion Plan” and that’s a catch 22 due to “Current Constraints” because original capacity was for housing ONLY 336 inmates (historical maximum in the 1930’s). Now, it is a freaqin island only 22 acres total outtuh which minuscule 12 acres are usable due to terrain
so existing structures consist of cellhouse (84,000 sq ft), guard towers, and administrative buildings and tourists flock like flies in shit as it is a fantastic tourist site but lousy prison site! So what would be this idiot Trump’s proposed maximum capacity? Let’s see… To maximize capacity the island would need multi-level cellblocks and that means that Americanos have to demolish non-essential historic structures (e.g., their lighthouse, gardens) and build upward, not downward, but UP so that means high-density design with sardine stacked 8'x10' cells (modern prisons average 50–100 sq ft per American assfucked inmate) and that means Americano Bureau of Federales Pighletos would have to convert recreational areas (e.g., their parade ground) into cellblocks which according to my calculations would yield new Alcatraz “Maximum Capacity” of 2,000–3,000 inmates (similar to their large modern supermax prisons like their American Louisiana State Penitentiary). So how much would all that cost in a remote bitch fuckled island? Renovation & expansion, with demolition & site prep prior starting with demolition of all non-essential structures (current lighthouse, historic ruins) bout $10M–$20M my conservative estimate and then vertical construction building 5–6 story cellblocks over the existing footprint as seen from satellite pics I reviewed bout $400–$600/sq ft × 500,000 sq ft (additional space) = $200M–$300M EA$Y!
Then because Seismic retrofitting in CaliFUCKEDniuh is mandated for high-rises on rocky terrain that would add an additional $50M–$100M in duh g-fag a$$ printed backed by bullshit bill! But with so many thousands of assholes sacked to rot away, Americano. Great if Stupid Fucks would have to laser focus on utilities & infrastructure so I start with water & sewage ause they can’t throw inmate shit in the Ocean cause it would kill all the fish (jus kidding…) and Agua AneriKKKan prison pigz could build a desalination plant (10x original capacity) as that I estimate conservatively out $20M–$40Million American paper backed by bullshit banknotes while advanced sewage treatment bout $30M–$50M — WHOA — PRICEY AND DICEY! What about juice? EleKtriK powuh… Welk, they could do a combo so for electrical grid Americano stupidos could mix with solar/wind + backup generators for ONLY 3,000 inmates SO EASILY ANOTHER $50M–$80M so they could power perimeter drones, AI surveillance, and biometric locks for another inmate ass crack’ jackhammer price of $40M–$60M, auch! Who getting fucked here inmates or presidentialfaggot.gov? So let’s rally up numbers so far with total construction costs without any overruns $400M–$650M — HOLLY CARAMBA, that’s LOCO! So say for the arguments sake American Bureau of Prison pigs managed to build it?Damn, them pigz sure know their Inmate housing shit lol! Now, lets break down their annual operational costs… It’s still a fuckin island, right? Then transportation & ferries to transport inmates, blueberries, strawberries, you get the point… So now they need a brand new reliable ferry fleet to ensure they never miss a Sea beat even during rare blizzard or heat so 4 large ferries (300-passenger capacity each) at a buy direct shipbuilder price of $10M–$15M each → $40M–$60M (one-time) with annual maintenance 10% of value = $4M–$6M and let’s quantify fuel expenditures while at it so some 40 daily trips (staff, supplies, waste) means 54,750 gallons/year × 4 ferries = 219,000 gal x $3.50/gal (I have steep discount for f-fag club fuel purchase) = $766,500 with crew salaries consisting of 12 captains + 24 deckhands = $2.5M/year and they can supplement their income by smuggling narcotics to inmates like all the rest of American corrections staffers or those in their eco-penal system sphere..
What about food & supplies to provision daily meals for 3,000 inmates + 500 staff = $8/person/day which is super
Conservative but likely much higher… Annual Cost then 3,500 × $8 × 365 = $10.2M — or adjust for inflation with actual
if you know BOP costs cause I do not and ‘am guessing…
So definitely bulk delivery barges with weekly shipments easily $1M/year + annually… What about staffing? Guards? Let’s
Do 1 guard per 5 inmates (3,000 inmates → 600 guards) cause these Trump say’s are the most violent of all so annual salaries 600 × $70k = $42M + support staff 200 cooks, nurses, technicians with annual Salaries200 × $50k = $10M and next miscellaneous expenditures such as waste removal hazardous/material waste via barge at $2M/year + maintenance saltwater corrosion, storm damage $10M–$15M/year so conservative total Annual Operational Costs $82.5M–$96.5M with “One-Time Costs” still consisting of “Environmental Impact Studies” $5M–$10M,” then legal battles & permits + historic preservation lawsuits cause no way anyone in Govvof Cali office goes along and rubber stamps Trump Alcatraz remodel plan + coastal commissions of Cali issues as they stonewall his stupid ass so $20M–$50M but by then his term will be up while I hip hop so he might as well focus on initial stockpile of food, medical supplies, uniforms which I estimate $10M–$15M…
So what is my “ALCATRAZ Grand Total Estimate?”
Construction & Startup; $435M–$735M (one-time).
Annual Operations; $82.5M–$96.5M (recurring).
I Reveal My Key Assumptions…
1. Historic preservation laws are bypassed or modified.
2. No major delays from environmental lawsuits or public opposition beside CA coastal commission…
3. Construction tolerates the island’s harsh microclimate (saltwater corrosion, fog).
4. Staff and inmates accept offshore isolation (high turnover risk).
Challenges I Predict?
1. Historical Significance; Alcatraz is a National AmeriKan Historic Landmark—demolishing structures would face legal blocks.
2. Logistical Nightmares; All materials and personnel must be ferried 1.5 miles from San Francisco.
3. Moral/Political Opposition; Public backlash against a mega-prison on a tourist site — duh!
4. Sustainability; High energy/water demands on a remote island.
My final take?
Trump full of shit again and again lol!
