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Can You Make Money During Trump Tarrif War on Wall Street?
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Of course! As a matter of fact, I chatted with someone’s FUNANCIAL ADVISOR “TODAY” as by his claim (UNVERIFIED) he only manages multi millionaires and did know the biz however; when I asked him the following question; “if I were a millionaire, how would you advise I invest during Trump’s Tarrif wars?”
His answer to me?
“It’s difficult…”
I thought that was soo FUCKIN LAME but he was clueless about the fact that he was conversing with absolute God of Mathematical Science and that I needed nobody’s advice but was only testing him to determine how much of a Mathmetician he actually is and being that he gave the stupidest freaqin reply to my investment question I will reveal publicly what I would Invest in and how I would go about it despite me shunning Wall Street for now due to zero investing resources but will reveal that what I had I invested in real estate and no tears there baby cause I was HEDGING against both inflation and up and coming HYPERINFLATION was a no brainer for me!
That stated, this is NOT a financial advice nor should it be constituted as such, but again I say; “This is how I would go about it during Trump Tarrif wars cause that’s a meal if you know whatchuh doin and then some cause what you want to do is FEA$T on slaughtered pigs but NOT BE ONE, dig?
STATELESS Warrior’s Financial Strategies to Navigate Tariff Wars & Investment Recommendations — FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY - WINK WINK!
Trumo the Forrest Gump’s Tarrif wars, such as those initiated by this convicted con man and his administration, disrupt global trade, American supply chains (that’s why your grocery tab goin through the fuckin roof as prices are skyrocketing on almost everything!) and market stability. But here’s the kicker; if you strategize MATHEMATICALLY to protect and grow wealth during such periods, along with sector-specific investments, did you know that you can even make a killing with every stupid decision this fuckin con man makes!
So lemme show you how… First you have to “Understand the Impact of Tariffs..” Why is that? Because Tariffs typically “Raise costs” for import-dependent industries (e.g., manufacturing, retail) but you should know that already so this idiot Trump is trying to “Boost domestic American sectors” so that when shielded by his protectionism American steel and agriculture would be great again and again — bluh fuckin bluh but how then is it that you are the one paying for it? So this Lorin’s actions “Increase inflation” prompting central bank of USA to adjust interest rates because Trump is “Triggeing volatility” in equities, commodities, and currencies. Quite a shit show this 34 time felon started so he is the Prez and nothing you can do bout that but let’s weaponize Math to fuck this idiot and reposition you to make dinero..
So with this lame moron you need “Defensive Financial Strategies” and to do so you will “Diversify Geographically” to Reduce YOUR U.S.-China Exposure and will easily accomplish that by Investing in multinationals with diversified supply chains (e.g., Apple, Nike, as both have backups in India and elsewhere so what you need to do is ALLOCATE to regions less impacted by tariffs so that means Europe and ETFs like “VGK” (Vanguard FTSE Europe) and also “Emerging Markets” ex-China so ETF’s like “EMXC” (iShares MSCI EM ex-China). And then same way I hedged through my own real estate investments you need can do “Currency Hedging” so say hello to “Swiss Franc” (CHF) or “Japanese Yen” (JPY) as safe-haven currencies so what you want is to be SAFE in Haven, CURRENCY HAVEN, dig? So to do that you need to use ETF’s like “FXF” (Swiss Franc Trust) or “FXY” (Japanese Yen Trust). Follow so far? Easy pea$y!
So while you are doing “Sector Rotation,” what should you AVOID like the plague? You need to “Avoid Vulnerable Sectors and that means “Auto manufacturers” (e.g., Tesla, Ford) and others because they are “reliant on imported CHINESE parts!”
And also “Consumer electronics” (e.g., American Best Buy) facing higher import costs but you need to “Favor Tariff-Protected Industries” so while this list will fluctuate so you should roll your investments with Tarrif punches and for example here “Steel & Aluminum” and Companies like Nucor (NUE) or Alcoa (AA).
Agriculture? ETF’s like MOO (Agribusiness ETF) or DE (Deere & Co.)… Easy as a Pie! Now, what about “Commodities as a Hedge?” You don’t like real estate like I do? No problem.. You can do “Gold & Precious Metals” so ETF’s like GLD (SPDR Gold Shares) or physical gold in which case watch the hell out if you do in large quantities because before 1971 or so, it was ILLEGAL to own gold in large quantities— no shit — and furthermore; during Great Depression government fags seized gold for debt repayment so if you park it at a Bank’s Safe Deposit Box it will. IT be SAFE.. But you can do also “Agricultural Commodities,” and what I mean is you can TRADE soybean or corn futures (tariff retaliation targets) and $’it! But what about “Offensive Investment Opportunities?” You can focus on “Domestic Manufacturing & Infrastructure” witchuh “Reshoring Plays” so focus on Companies bringing production back to the U.S. (e.g., Caterpillar (CAT)) and ETF’s like XLI (Industrial Select Sector SPDR) and American Infrastructure Stocks” such as VMC (Vulcan Materials) or MLM (Martin Marietta Materials). And in “Technology & Innovation”
I’d go for “Semiconductors” so U.S. chipmakers like NVIDIA (NVDA) or Intel (INTC) BECAU$E they all benefit from domestic subsidies. I’d also do 5G & Defense Tech so L3Harris Technologies (LHX) or Lockheed Martin (LMT) cause g-fags are their piggy bank and you ass tap fuh yer dinero cut, and then you be fuckin HOT!
What about “American Energy Independence?” U.S. Oil & Gas? I’d go for XOM (ExxonMobil) or EOG (EOG Resources). What about Renewables? Definitely ICLN (Global Clean Energy ETF) for long-term policy shifts. And what about “Fixed Income & Safe Havens?” I’d go for “Treasury Inflation-Protected Securities (TIPS)” and hedge against tariff-driven inflation (ETF: TIP) and even “Municipal Bonds” to generate Tax-free income via ETF’s like MUB (National Muni Bond ETF). And “Dividend Aristocrats?”
Stable payers like Procter & Gamble (PG) or Johnson & Johnson (JNJ) while your hit fuckin daughter blows my Johnson… Jus kidding…
Any “Alternative Investments” I would go for? Real Estate for sure so REIT’s focused on U.S. logistics (e.g., *
PLD (Prologis)) or data centers which alongside AI demand will just keep skyrocketing… What about “Private Equity?” I would invest in reshoring startups or supply-chain automation firms. Cryptocurrencies? Bitcoin as a hedge against fiat currency volatility commonly known as the U.S. dollar which is backed by nothing else but government bullshit and lies!
So what would be my “Tactical Trading Strategies?” Definitely “Options & Derivatives” so my “Protective Puts?” I’d buy puts on vulnerable stocks (e.g., BABA (Alibaba)). My “Futures Spreads?”
I’d profit from commodity price dislocations (e.g., soybeans vs. corn). What bout “Short-Selling?” I would target companies heavily reliant on Chinese imports (e.g., WMT (Walmart cocksuckers..) for consumer goods). And “Long-Term Structural Shifts?” “Supply Chain Resilience?” I’d invest in automation (e.g., ROK (Rockwell Automation)) or 3D printing (e.g., DDD (3D Systems)). ESG Investing?” I’d go for Companies with sustainable practices (ETF: ESGU (iShares ESG Aware U.S. ETF)). My “Risk Management?” I’d “Rebalance Portfolios Quarterly” as I adjust allocations based on trade deal progress. And what would be my “Stop-Loss Orders?” I’d “limit” downside on volatile positions. My “Cash Reserves?” I’d maintain 10–15% liquidity to exploit dips.
Easy?
Super…
Risks to Monitor?
- Recession Signals: Inverted yield curve, slowing PMI data.
- Tech Valuation Bubbles: NVIDIA trading at 25x sales.
- Energy Shocks: Middle East conflicts disrupting oil supply
so Iran and Houthi rebels for example..
My Sample Portfolio Allocations
As a Conservative Investor?
- 40% Bonds (e.g., BND)
- 30% Dividend Stocks (e.g., JNJ, PG)
- 20% S&P 500 ETF (VOO)
- 10% Cash
You an Aggressive Investor?
- 50% Growth Stocks (NVDA, MSFT)
- 20% International ETFs (INDA, EWJ)
- 20% Sector ETFs (SMH, XLE)
- 10% Cash for dips of course
Slaughter the fuckin pigs and have a FEA$T!
It why should you divest from the U.S. Dollar?
The U.S. dollar is an early casualty of President Donald Trump’s us-against-the-world trade war.
The dollar has lost almost 10 percent of its value since Inauguration Day of Donald stupid fuck Trump with more than half of that decline coming this month after the Trump’s decision to lift taxes on imported goods to their highest level since 1909 — WHOA! The weaker AmeriPUSSYdollar - now near a three-year low against the euro WILL aggravate inflation by making foreign goods more expensive. U.S. exporters, however, should gain.
The drop is especially striking because countries that impose tariffs usually see their currency rise. But the wobbly rollout of Trump’s tariff plans - with the Trump The pussy grabber and his aides contradicting themselves about key details - left investors doubting the administration’s competence and now they are all fleeing their g-fag ass printed dollar…
Sophisticated investors are abandoning the dollar and so should you!
His answer to me?
“It’s difficult…”
I thought that was soo FUCKIN LAME but he was clueless about the fact that he was conversing with absolute God of Mathematical Science and that I needed nobody’s advice but was only testing him to determine how much of a Mathmetician he actually is and being that he gave the stupidest freaqin reply to my investment question I will reveal publicly what I would Invest in and how I would go about it despite me shunning Wall Street for now due to zero investing resources but will reveal that what I had I invested in real estate and no tears there baby cause I was HEDGING against both inflation and up and coming HYPERINFLATION was a no brainer for me!
That stated, this is NOT a financial advice nor should it be constituted as such, but again I say; “This is how I would go about it during Trump Tarrif wars cause that’s a meal if you know whatchuh doin and then some cause what you want to do is FEA$T on slaughtered pigs but NOT BE ONE, dig?
STATELESS Warrior’s Financial Strategies to Navigate Tariff Wars & Investment Recommendations — FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY - WINK WINK!
Trumo the Forrest Gump’s Tarrif wars, such as those initiated by this convicted con man and his administration, disrupt global trade, American supply chains (that’s why your grocery tab goin through the fuckin roof as prices are skyrocketing on almost everything!) and market stability. But here’s the kicker; if you strategize MATHEMATICALLY to protect and grow wealth during such periods, along with sector-specific investments, did you know that you can even make a killing with every stupid decision this fuckin con man makes!
So lemme show you how… First you have to “Understand the Impact of Tariffs..” Why is that? Because Tariffs typically “Raise costs” for import-dependent industries (e.g., manufacturing, retail) but you should know that already so this idiot Trump is trying to “Boost domestic American sectors” so that when shielded by his protectionism American steel and agriculture would be great again and again — bluh fuckin bluh but how then is it that you are the one paying for it? So this Lorin’s actions “Increase inflation” prompting central bank of USA to adjust interest rates because Trump is “Triggeing volatility” in equities, commodities, and currencies. Quite a shit show this 34 time felon started so he is the Prez and nothing you can do bout that but let’s weaponize Math to fuck this idiot and reposition you to make dinero..
So with this lame moron you need “Defensive Financial Strategies” and to do so you will “Diversify Geographically” to Reduce YOUR U.S.-China Exposure and will easily accomplish that by Investing in multinationals with diversified supply chains (e.g., Apple, Nike, as both have backups in India and elsewhere so what you need to do is ALLOCATE to regions less impacted by tariffs so that means Europe and ETFs like “VGK” (Vanguard FTSE Europe) and also “Emerging Markets” ex-China so ETF’s like “EMXC” (iShares MSCI EM ex-China). And then same way I hedged through my own real estate investments you need can do “Currency Hedging” so say hello to “Swiss Franc” (CHF) or “Japanese Yen” (JPY) as safe-haven currencies so what you want is to be SAFE in Haven, CURRENCY HAVEN, dig? So to do that you need to use ETF’s like “FXF” (Swiss Franc Trust) or “FXY” (Japanese Yen Trust). Follow so far? Easy pea$y!
So while you are doing “Sector Rotation,” what should you AVOID like the plague? You need to “Avoid Vulnerable Sectors and that means “Auto manufacturers” (e.g., Tesla, Ford) and others because they are “reliant on imported CHINESE parts!”
And also “Consumer electronics” (e.g., American Best Buy) facing higher import costs but you need to “Favor Tariff-Protected Industries” so while this list will fluctuate so you should roll your investments with Tarrif punches and for example here “Steel & Aluminum” and Companies like Nucor (NUE) or Alcoa (AA).
Agriculture? ETF’s like MOO (Agribusiness ETF) or DE (Deere & Co.)… Easy as a Pie! Now, what about “Commodities as a Hedge?” You don’t like real estate like I do? No problem.. You can do “Gold & Precious Metals” so ETF’s like GLD (SPDR Gold Shares) or physical gold in which case watch the hell out if you do in large quantities because before 1971 or so, it was ILLEGAL to own gold in large quantities— no shit — and furthermore; during Great Depression government fags seized gold for debt repayment so if you park it at a Bank’s Safe Deposit Box it will. IT be SAFE.. But you can do also “Agricultural Commodities,” and what I mean is you can TRADE soybean or corn futures (tariff retaliation targets) and $’it! But what about “Offensive Investment Opportunities?” You can focus on “Domestic Manufacturing & Infrastructure” witchuh “Reshoring Plays” so focus on Companies bringing production back to the U.S. (e.g., Caterpillar (CAT)) and ETF’s like XLI (Industrial Select Sector SPDR) and American Infrastructure Stocks” such as VMC (Vulcan Materials) or MLM (Martin Marietta Materials). And in “Technology & Innovation”
I’d go for “Semiconductors” so U.S. chipmakers like NVIDIA (NVDA) or Intel (INTC) BECAU$E they all benefit from domestic subsidies. I’d also do 5G & Defense Tech so L3Harris Technologies (LHX) or Lockheed Martin (LMT) cause g-fags are their piggy bank and you ass tap fuh yer dinero cut, and then you be fuckin HOT!
What about “American Energy Independence?” U.S. Oil & Gas? I’d go for XOM (ExxonMobil) or EOG (EOG Resources). What about Renewables? Definitely ICLN (Global Clean Energy ETF) for long-term policy shifts. And what about “Fixed Income & Safe Havens?” I’d go for “Treasury Inflation-Protected Securities (TIPS)” and hedge against tariff-driven inflation (ETF: TIP) and even “Municipal Bonds” to generate Tax-free income via ETF’s like MUB (National Muni Bond ETF). And “Dividend Aristocrats?”
Stable payers like Procter & Gamble (PG) or Johnson & Johnson (JNJ) while your hit fuckin daughter blows my Johnson… Jus kidding…
Any “Alternative Investments” I would go for? Real Estate for sure so REIT’s focused on U.S. logistics (e.g., *
PLD (Prologis)) or data centers which alongside AI demand will just keep skyrocketing… What about “Private Equity?” I would invest in reshoring startups or supply-chain automation firms. Cryptocurrencies? Bitcoin as a hedge against fiat currency volatility commonly known as the U.S. dollar which is backed by nothing else but government bullshit and lies!
So what would be my “Tactical Trading Strategies?” Definitely “Options & Derivatives” so my “Protective Puts?” I’d buy puts on vulnerable stocks (e.g., BABA (Alibaba)). My “Futures Spreads?”
I’d profit from commodity price dislocations (e.g., soybeans vs. corn). What bout “Short-Selling?” I would target companies heavily reliant on Chinese imports (e.g., WMT (Walmart cocksuckers..) for consumer goods). And “Long-Term Structural Shifts?” “Supply Chain Resilience?” I’d invest in automation (e.g., ROK (Rockwell Automation)) or 3D printing (e.g., DDD (3D Systems)). ESG Investing?” I’d go for Companies with sustainable practices (ETF: ESGU (iShares ESG Aware U.S. ETF)). My “Risk Management?” I’d “Rebalance Portfolios Quarterly” as I adjust allocations based on trade deal progress. And what would be my “Stop-Loss Orders?” I’d “limit” downside on volatile positions. My “Cash Reserves?” I’d maintain 10–15% liquidity to exploit dips.
Easy?
Super…
Risks to Monitor?
- Recession Signals: Inverted yield curve, slowing PMI data.
- Tech Valuation Bubbles: NVIDIA trading at 25x sales.
- Energy Shocks: Middle East conflicts disrupting oil supply
so Iran and Houthi rebels for example..
My Sample Portfolio Allocations
As a Conservative Investor?
- 40% Bonds (e.g., BND)
- 30% Dividend Stocks (e.g., JNJ, PG)
- 20% S&P 500 ETF (VOO)
- 10% Cash
You an Aggressive Investor?
- 50% Growth Stocks (NVDA, MSFT)
- 20% International ETFs (INDA, EWJ)
- 20% Sector ETFs (SMH, XLE)
- 10% Cash for dips of course
Slaughter the fuckin pigs and have a FEA$T!
It why should you divest from the U.S. Dollar?
The U.S. dollar is an early casualty of President Donald Trump’s us-against-the-world trade war.
The dollar has lost almost 10 percent of its value since Inauguration Day of Donald stupid fuck Trump with more than half of that decline coming this month after the Trump’s decision to lift taxes on imported goods to their highest level since 1909 — WHOA! The weaker AmeriPUSSYdollar - now near a three-year low against the euro WILL aggravate inflation by making foreign goods more expensive. U.S. exporters, however, should gain.
The drop is especially striking because countries that impose tariffs usually see their currency rise. But the wobbly rollout of Trump’s tariff plans - with the Trump The pussy grabber and his aides contradicting themselves about key details - left investors doubting the administration’s competence and now they are all fleeing their g-fag ass printed dollar…
Sophisticated investors are abandoning the dollar and so should you!
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