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American Chicken$HIT
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Coward backed off cause he was bout to get really fucked on all fours — WHOA!
But what this cracker wrecker overlooked?
China is America’s biggest suppliers..
And he insulted them along with his lapdog redneck punk JD Vance…
He bout to get assfucked by my allies in China, no mercy!
A total halt of Chinese exports would plunge the U.S. into an economic depression with shortages, hyperinflation, and unemployment rivaling the Great Depression. While Trump the Gump’s reducing reliance on China is a long-term goal, an abrupt cutoff would be catastrophic to USA so not okay! I estimate that Americans would need a decade or more to rebuild self-sufficient supply chains, during which living standards would plummet. My scenario underscores the deep interdependence of the U.S. and Chinese economies—and the dangers of uncontrolled decoupling Trump is unraveling.
This was a strategic retreat in the face of unexpected resistance and Trump just proved to the whole Wirld that he is like NAVY surrender fags on his knees with his hands UP!
We win again and again!
I Wrote a song about YOU…
“Hopeless Broke American…”
https://www.myvideotime.com/video/92/hopeless-broke-american-stateless-warrior/
I’m here to inspire you of course…
Because…
It doesn’t HAVE TO BE that way…
See, we all have gifts… A talent.. And mine is Mathematicak Science.. And the fact that I wrote over SEVEN THOUSAND SONGS in seven languages with over 26000 variants has NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!
So I will reveal it to you straight up..
Your problem is not China, IT IS “DEBT!”
Number one product of USA is actually not anything other then “DEBT!”
And lucky for you, DEBT is a MATHEMATICAL PROBLEM so very EASY TO SOLVE…
What your President needs to do is PAY IT OFF!
How?
Smallest to LARGEST!
And then stead of running each other during elections and attempting to SHOOT EACH OTHER’S Candidates, learn to PROBLEM SOLVE without resorting to VIOLENCE! So no divisive rhetoric after elections, Democrats and Republicans, all hands on deck…
You use to be United after 9/11, what happened?
No more brotherly love just stalker bullshit?
Now, I’m still going to kick you every time you do something stupid, but that’s satire…
Anyways, I will out of generosity of my almost I e cold heart reveal to you what steps you need to take to remove Chinese dependence and regain your Independence again and again… Hour founding fathers paved the way for you but your sucky Math issues got you all lost — but not to worry, lemme show you what your brightest PhD’s in Econ got totally wrong…
You want INDEPENDENCE stead of China-DEPENDENCE? It will take you if you really work hard bout a decade to pull it off as a Nation.. How did it all happen that you all got so lost? Well, China has been your largest supplier of goods to the since 2009, accounting for EXACTLY (Don’t waste time checking, I NEVER get ANY calculations off in the $LIGHTE$T!) 16.5% of total U.S. imports ($427 billion to be exact in 2023 for example..).This dominance stems from several of their structural advantages:
- Lower labor costs & and economies of scale. (YOU ALL $UCK A$$ ON THIS ONE AGAINST THEM, my allies of course…)
- Advanced manufacturing infrastructure (e.g., electronics, machinery).
- Government subsidies for strategic industries but YOU Washington bureaucrats don’t know how to WORK TOGETHER TOWARDS A COMMON GOAL! Y’all might as well join Sicilian Mafia in Brooklyn cause YOU all are ACTING LIKE IT! Donny the Godfather or what?
- Global supply chain integration (China produces intermediate and final goods while you Americanos, DEBT ADDICTS)!
- Weak yuan policies to boost export competitiveness but your
Monetary managers are too stupid to first fully automate manufacturing and would NOT have to weaken the dollar to make your products cheaper than that of China! You know robots work round the clock with zero pay and all they need is rubrication? Elon missed that one or what?
Because this is a satire site and not an Econ class I will ONKY outline China’s major exports to the USA and will categorize it by sector, with my original examples and strategic significance:
1. Electronics & Technology ($165 billion in 2023)
- Their Consumer Electronics?
- Smartphones (Apple iPhones assembled in China, Xiaomi, Oppo). But I haven’t revealed everything, or Apple actually hasn’t.. See, “Apple” does not repatriate its overseas earnings if it can get away with it, so Tim Crook I mean “Cook” doesn’t have to have Corporate pay your Uncle Sam his rightful dues and things perfectly legal under your Tax Law so what Tim the CEO does is have Apple BORROW against moneys hoarded offshore because under U.S. Tax Law borrowed funds /loans are not taxable so what your IRS Brass needs to do is close up all the loopholes cause even TESLA is ramming your Uncle Sam’s ass by cooking their freakin books!
- Laptops/Tablets (Lenovo, Huawei, Dell products made in China). Why you idiots don’t automate and manufacture in freaqin LA County? Or New Mexico, Texas, Chicago? What are you too stupid to engineer and manufacture stupid laptops? That’s super easy, I build all kinds of computers as a hobby! Duh!
- Wearables (smartwatches, earbuds).
- Semiconductors & Components:
- Integrated circuits, memory chips, and circuit boards (despite UIUR STALKER G-fag car riggin mama-abducting and abusing governments bitch sanctions).
- 80% of your U.S. consumer electronics rely on Chinese-made components so before you gaze up in the Sky desiring to colonize Mars perhaps you should get your electronics manufacturing solidified stateside cause then the surface will be a slam dunk!
- Telecom Equipment Next?
- 5G infrastructure (Huawei, ZTE routers/switches, banned but still used in legacy systems), and ya’z? Where they at?
2. Machinery & Industrial Equipment ($115 billion by the way..)
- Electrical Machinery?
- Transformers, generators, and HVAC systems.
- Solar inverters and wind turbine components.
- Industrial Machinery?
- Construction equipment excavators, cranes from Sany, XCMG).
- Textile machinery, plastic molding machines.
- Automation & Robotics (Cause you too stupid or too lazy to automate?)
- Industrial robots (Estun, DJI drones). Your drones are made in China, cause you are too lazy or stupid to manufacture them at scale stateside? Answer my direct question?
3. Textiles & Apparel ($52 billion, yup: “they dress you welll but you’re still going to hell while I screw you yell! Jus kidding…)
- Let’s do Clothing and Itemize..
- Fast-fashion brands (Shein, Uniqlo suppliers).
- Sportswear (Nike, Adidas products made in China).
- Your Footwear?
- 70% of U.S. imported shoes come from China (e.g., Nike, Skechers).
- YOUR Home Textiles?
- Bedding, curtains, towels (major suppliers to Walmart, Target) so basically because you don’t produce this stateside Walmart and Target are China’s CA$H MACHINES but it’s. IT CHINA’s fault you are both lazy and too stupid to automate manufacturing… Overhaul it you lame retarded bitches! Git’s DONE!
4. Furniture & Home Goods ($38 billion by the way and it is adding the hell UP!)
- Wooden Furniture? (Not made by carpenter named Jesus..)
- IKEA suppliers, outdoor furniture (patio sets). Swede fuckers are selling you Chinese made furniture with IKEA fuckin label — under their brand.. Duh! See Amish people in Pennsylvania for woodworking tips and then scale it fully automate it!
- Lighting? (I see the light Lord, I see the LIGHT!)
- LED bulbs, holiday lights (80% of U.S. Christmas decorations are Chinese-made), so Merry Christmas? Only in China cause they got your dinero and just as I wrote in my first book so it is because; “Where the Money Flows, ECONOMY GROWS!”
- Kitchenware? (your bitch ass know how to cook? Make me a dinner then!)
- Cookware, small appliances (Instant Pot components).
5. Plastics & Chemicals ($31 billion, that’s a whole lottuh plastic!)
- Plastic Products?
- Packaging materials, toys, and sex toys you freak, PVC pipes.
- Chemicals?
- Fertilizers, pharmaceuticals (antibiotics, vitamins), without them you will die sick as a dog!
- Lithium batteries (CATL, BYD supply Tesla and U.S. EV makers). Elon still kissing their ass or what?
6. Metals & Minerals ($28 billion, Holly Caramba — mucho dinero!)
- Steel & Aluminum?
- Steel pipes, auto parts (despite U.S. tariffs).
- Rare Earth Elements?
- Neodymium for magnets, lanthanum for batteries (China controls 90% of refining cause you is all smoking weed all the freaqin time while blaming them for being hard workers…)
7. Automotive Parts & Vehicles ($25 billion — such! That is mucho mucho dinero!
- EV Components?
- Battery cells (CATL, BYD), electric motors.
- **And WHAT About Traditional Auto Parts?
- Tires (Sentury Tire), brake systems.
- Next Whole Vehicles?
- Polestar EVs (Geely-owned), though limited by 27.5% U.S. tariffs.
8. On TO Toys & Sporting Goods (ONLY $22 billion)
- Toys Itemized — Major ONLY — Sort Of?
- Hasbro, Mattel products (90% made in China).
- Bicycles & Fitness Equipment?
- Peloton components, gym machines.
9. Medical Equipment & Supplies ($18 billion)
- Which Devices?
- MRI machines (Mindray), syringes, PPE (post-COVID stockpiles).
- And Diagnostics? (Hey, what is your stupid ads suffering from, amnesia?)
- COVID test kits, ultrasound equipment — so when you knock up your biatch you know what kind of bun you got bakin in her oven! “It’s a BOY!” No it’s a girl? Nah, a SHEMALE! Augh shit! ABORT HONEY, ABORT! Jus kidding…
10. Renewable Energy Products ($15 billion)
- Solar Panels — For Your Casa?
- 50% of U.S. solar imports (JinkoSolar, Longi).
- Wind Turbines — To Spin Like a Nevada Ho, Ho, Ho, WHORE!
- Blades, towers (Goldwind, Envision).
11. Agricultural Exports ($8 billion — Redneck Fuck in PROGRESS, Call 911 NOW!)
- Processed Foods? (To get you fatter..)
- Garlic (80% of U.S. imports), apple juice, mushrooms. Great for keeping rattlesnakes away in the desert when you place a clove in your socks..
- Seafood?
- Tilapia, shrimp (often reprocessed in China).
12. Miscellaneous $HIT ($20 billion)
- Christmas Decorations?
- Lights, ornaments (90% from Yiwu factories).
- July Sixth Fireworks?
- 98% of U.S. fireworks are Chinese-made.
- Jewelry?
- Costume jewelry, pearls.
And Now I will. Real Down Why YOU Currently Rely on China?
1. I Start With Price Competitiveness; Chinese goods are 20–40% cheaper than U.S.-made equivalents. And now I reveal why? Because you’re too stupid to fully automate manufacturing… Too easy to waste time explaining to idiots…
2. Then Supply Chain Lock-In: U.S. firms depend on Chinese factories for just-in-time manufacturing. Again, head issues prevent domestic equivalent..
3. Niche Monopolies? China dominates sectors like rare earths, batteries, and solar panels. You SUCK like Elon!
So Let Me Reveal Your Strategic Vulnerabilities;
- Critical Minerals: Did YOU know that your U.S. defense and tech sectors rely on Chinese rare earths? Your stupid fuckin Generals rely on COMMUNISTS for this mission critical element!
- But Wait, YOUR Pharmaceuticals? 80% of U.S. antibiotic ingredients come from China — NOT FUCKIN CANADA! Communists are keeping you Healthy NIT your Government so show some fuckin RESPECT! Catch my drift?
- Green Transition Under Your Former El Presidente? Did you KNOW that President Biden’s climate goals depended strictly on Chinese solar/battery imports? No China you pollute! You are soo China dependent you don’t even freaqin know it because China’s export dominance is —>sustained<— (LEARN THE MEANING IF THIS WORD STUPUD ASS!) by cost efficiency, industrial policy, and >entrenched< (Econ is WARFARE!) supply chains. While the U.S. seeks to "de-risk" via tariffs and reshoring, full decoupling is unlikely due to China’s irreplaceable role as a global manufacturer and your sole provider so they are your Papa! Future trade obviously will hinge on balancing competition with mutual dependencies in tech and energy but since you Americans are waaay too stupid to automate manufacturing your brats born today will be China’s ass kissers tomorrow!
Do you see NOW why you are BROKE as a Nation?
Thanks for the subject of my song material, this part wasn’t covered in it so I clarified on my owned video sharing site before I hitchuh with pre-roll adverts so you can consume this content without distractions due to your cognitive deficiencies..
Off the record, it is NOT any of your presidents job descriptions to gitchuh off your lazy, slothful, procrastinating ass!
Who was it that said: “Don’t ask what your Country but what YOU can do FOR your Country,” and then somebody whacked him! But lastly let’s do a quicky on your favorite imported product, the iPhone to determine what your cost per unit would be on a 1TB 16 Max Pro if it were manufactured in USA using their current HUMAN ASSEMBLY CHAIN LINE…
Roughly $3,700 per iPhone and if you get in on a payment plan like most Americanos duration would have to be extended from two to four and even FIVE freaqin years and in terms of duration this would be an iPhone Mortgage so I chose to use the iPhone as an example because you have immersive experiences through that device and are very attached to your device emotionally but if Apple got its head outtuh it’s ass and fully AUTOMATED iPhone manufacture Stateside for example, their total
Cost for manufacture would be roughly almost half of what it is now using human assemblers.. So basically they would be able to DICTATE to China stead of Tim Cook giving head and hand jobs CCP.. Caveat herein — full automation and no humans too to bottom Chef to Cook! I’m surprised that well educated Americanos never thought of overhauling EVERYTHING THEY DO as Debt is their NUMBER ONE PRODUCT in USA so slaves about!
So, any way for you to bypass Oxymoron in the White Devil’s House?
Buy your iPhone in U.K., wink-wink…
Shippers still shipping but you avoid Tariff trip’n but if APPLE sticks to Universalmpricing model no need as they absorb the cost, right now they got dinero but will burn through it quick unless Timmy stops giving hand jobs and gets down to troubleshooting business…
Right NOW Tim is very busts as he turned his iPhone into an fuckin dildo so unless it gets dislodged from his asshole he ain’t goin to get to ship right now at least 600 metric fuckin tons of iPhones to assolug Donnie the Godfather in Blanca Casita LOCO!
Even today if you go to Apple’s INFINITE CIRCLE corporate store to buy whatever, you will hear an old fuckin bitch SCREAMING; “Don’t, Stop, Don’t, Stop, but don’t be alarmed because that’s the CEO Tim Cool getting his ashoke COOKED by the Chinese Communist Party Rep… Yhat’s why every time I stop by to shop there I wear ear muffs..
American father like son but I am DONE — but not before I leave you refreshed with Tim Cook Jokes of mine, don’t worry he be jus fine…
1. “Tim Cook started at the bottom of Apple’s org chart…
“Now he’s CEO—but he’s still the “bottom” when it comes to profits! — Auch”
“Why did Tim Cook stay at the bottom even after climbing to the top?”
“Someone’s gotta keep the company grounded on the Bottom while everyone else floats on iClouds, and who better than the guy who is the bottom!”
“They say Tim began on all fours in Apple’s supply chain…
“Now he’s the CEO, but he’s still the “bottom layer” of iOS updates. (Essential, but nobody notices.)..”
“Tim Cook knows the secret to success:”
*Start at the bottom, work your way up as they jackhammer your bottom, and never forget where your “Apple” fell from the tree to the bottom!”
“Why does Tim prefer staying the bottom?”
“So he can keep an eye on the “core” of the company while Chinese communists take turns on his bottom!”
“Tim Cook’s leadership style?”
“He’ll bend over backward for innovation… but never compromise on quality of his bottom!”
“They asked Tim how he went from the bottom to the top…”
*He said, “I just kept my feet on the ground and my head in the iCloud, and gave head at the bottom!”
“Why did Tim stay the bottom even as CEO?”
“Someone’s gotta handle the “support” tickets while Jony Ive designs floating chairs while jackhammering Tim’s bottom!”
“Tim Cook’s motto?”
“Start at the bottom, stay at the bottom… and build the foundation for everyone else to shine while they hit your bottom line!”
“How does Tim Cook keep Apple grounded?”
“By being the “bottom” of every meeting agenda. (Someone’s gotta talk about supply chains!) and then being their corporate bottom juice dump!”
“Why Time enjoys being at the bottom”
“So he can get topped!”
“What is Tim’s FAVORITE HOBBY?”
“Annoying Siri while demanding she tell him who has the biggest Top!”
“Why Tim expands soo much TIME on the bottom?”
“To satisfy the Top!”
“What is ONE THING Tim Cook ALWAYS does with the top?”
“Swallow and do deepthroat!”
“Why is there no Juice at Apple anymore?”
“Cause Tim’s bottom sucked it all in!”
“When will there BE innovation at Apple again?”
“After it’s DISLODGED from Tim’s Bottom!”
“And WHY does Tim wear lingerie on his bottom?”
“Cause he’s a REAL BITCH — according to Glassdoor.com employee GRIEVANCES being made PUBLIC..”
“And where does Timmy shop to cover his bottom?”
“That’s a Victoria’s Secret — wink wink!”
“And how does Tim’s bottom DIGFER from Sergey Brin’s ex wife?”
“Her’s go fuckin jackhammered by Elon Musk and then the Google cofounder had to fuckin kick her bottom to get rid of the slut before Elon can use her bottom to inflict WAYMO pain cause poor Russian cocksucker couldn’t DOGE his bottom humping advances!”
“And WHY does all Apple employees sound like their bottom fell out?”
“Cause Tim uses an Italian Pizza Oven Paddle during VERY INTENSE FUCKIN TRAINING — on their bottom — as they swallow his Top — but you are NOT supposed to know that — GIRLFRIEND!”
“And HOW EXACTLY do YOU power “ON” — Tim’s bottom?”
“State thenFOLLOWING WIRDS in EXACT ORDER; “ I WILL FUCK YOU like an ANIMAL!”
“Tim’s the only Apple CEO who started at the bottom, stayed at the bottom, and still is the fuckin bottom!”
“And HOW do you get “WAY MO” INVE$TMENT BANG ‘FUH ‘YER BUCK$ at SillyCON Valley bottom?”
“Autonomous WAYMO can take you to the TOP so you don’t end up with Tim on the bottom!”
“And where exactly is the Apple stock today?”
“$TUCK at Tim’s bottom…”
“And WHERE is the ONLY PLACE Apple $TOCK is going under Trump?”
“To the fuckin BOTTOM — but not Tim’s!”
Bottom that 1?
But what this cracker wrecker overlooked?
China is America’s biggest suppliers..
And he insulted them along with his lapdog redneck punk JD Vance…
He bout to get assfucked by my allies in China, no mercy!
A total halt of Chinese exports would plunge the U.S. into an economic depression with shortages, hyperinflation, and unemployment rivaling the Great Depression. While Trump the Gump’s reducing reliance on China is a long-term goal, an abrupt cutoff would be catastrophic to USA so not okay! I estimate that Americans would need a decade or more to rebuild self-sufficient supply chains, during which living standards would plummet. My scenario underscores the deep interdependence of the U.S. and Chinese economies—and the dangers of uncontrolled decoupling Trump is unraveling.
This was a strategic retreat in the face of unexpected resistance and Trump just proved to the whole Wirld that he is like NAVY surrender fags on his knees with his hands UP!
We win again and again!
I Wrote a song about YOU…
“Hopeless Broke American…”
https://www.myvideotime.com/video/92/hopeless-broke-american-stateless-warrior/
I’m here to inspire you of course…
Because…
It doesn’t HAVE TO BE that way…
See, we all have gifts… A talent.. And mine is Mathematicak Science.. And the fact that I wrote over SEVEN THOUSAND SONGS in seven languages with over 26000 variants has NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!
So I will reveal it to you straight up..
Your problem is not China, IT IS “DEBT!”
Number one product of USA is actually not anything other then “DEBT!”
And lucky for you, DEBT is a MATHEMATICAL PROBLEM so very EASY TO SOLVE…
What your President needs to do is PAY IT OFF!
How?
Smallest to LARGEST!
And then stead of running each other during elections and attempting to SHOOT EACH OTHER’S Candidates, learn to PROBLEM SOLVE without resorting to VIOLENCE! So no divisive rhetoric after elections, Democrats and Republicans, all hands on deck…
You use to be United after 9/11, what happened?
No more brotherly love just stalker bullshit?
Now, I’m still going to kick you every time you do something stupid, but that’s satire…
Anyways, I will out of generosity of my almost I e cold heart reveal to you what steps you need to take to remove Chinese dependence and regain your Independence again and again… Hour founding fathers paved the way for you but your sucky Math issues got you all lost — but not to worry, lemme show you what your brightest PhD’s in Econ got totally wrong…
You want INDEPENDENCE stead of China-DEPENDENCE? It will take you if you really work hard bout a decade to pull it off as a Nation.. How did it all happen that you all got so lost? Well, China has been your largest supplier of goods to the since 2009, accounting for EXACTLY (Don’t waste time checking, I NEVER get ANY calculations off in the $LIGHTE$T!) 16.5% of total U.S. imports ($427 billion to be exact in 2023 for example..).This dominance stems from several of their structural advantages:
- Lower labor costs & and economies of scale. (YOU ALL $UCK A$$ ON THIS ONE AGAINST THEM, my allies of course…)
- Advanced manufacturing infrastructure (e.g., electronics, machinery).
- Government subsidies for strategic industries but YOU Washington bureaucrats don’t know how to WORK TOGETHER TOWARDS A COMMON GOAL! Y’all might as well join Sicilian Mafia in Brooklyn cause YOU all are ACTING LIKE IT! Donny the Godfather or what?
- Global supply chain integration (China produces intermediate and final goods while you Americanos, DEBT ADDICTS)!
- Weak yuan policies to boost export competitiveness but your
Monetary managers are too stupid to first fully automate manufacturing and would NOT have to weaken the dollar to make your products cheaper than that of China! You know robots work round the clock with zero pay and all they need is rubrication? Elon missed that one or what?
Because this is a satire site and not an Econ class I will ONKY outline China’s major exports to the USA and will categorize it by sector, with my original examples and strategic significance:
1. Electronics & Technology ($165 billion in 2023)
- Their Consumer Electronics?
- Smartphones (Apple iPhones assembled in China, Xiaomi, Oppo). But I haven’t revealed everything, or Apple actually hasn’t.. See, “Apple” does not repatriate its overseas earnings if it can get away with it, so Tim Crook I mean “Cook” doesn’t have to have Corporate pay your Uncle Sam his rightful dues and things perfectly legal under your Tax Law so what Tim the CEO does is have Apple BORROW against moneys hoarded offshore because under U.S. Tax Law borrowed funds /loans are not taxable so what your IRS Brass needs to do is close up all the loopholes cause even TESLA is ramming your Uncle Sam’s ass by cooking their freakin books!
- Laptops/Tablets (Lenovo, Huawei, Dell products made in China). Why you idiots don’t automate and manufacture in freaqin LA County? Or New Mexico, Texas, Chicago? What are you too stupid to engineer and manufacture stupid laptops? That’s super easy, I build all kinds of computers as a hobby! Duh!
- Wearables (smartwatches, earbuds).
- Semiconductors & Components:
- Integrated circuits, memory chips, and circuit boards (despite UIUR STALKER G-fag car riggin mama-abducting and abusing governments bitch sanctions).
- 80% of your U.S. consumer electronics rely on Chinese-made components so before you gaze up in the Sky desiring to colonize Mars perhaps you should get your electronics manufacturing solidified stateside cause then the surface will be a slam dunk!
- Telecom Equipment Next?
- 5G infrastructure (Huawei, ZTE routers/switches, banned but still used in legacy systems), and ya’z? Where they at?
2. Machinery & Industrial Equipment ($115 billion by the way..)
- Electrical Machinery?
- Transformers, generators, and HVAC systems.
- Solar inverters and wind turbine components.
- Industrial Machinery?
- Construction equipment excavators, cranes from Sany, XCMG).
- Textile machinery, plastic molding machines.
- Automation & Robotics (Cause you too stupid or too lazy to automate?)
- Industrial robots (Estun, DJI drones). Your drones are made in China, cause you are too lazy or stupid to manufacture them at scale stateside? Answer my direct question?
3. Textiles & Apparel ($52 billion, yup: “they dress you welll but you’re still going to hell while I screw you yell! Jus kidding…)
- Let’s do Clothing and Itemize..
- Fast-fashion brands (Shein, Uniqlo suppliers).
- Sportswear (Nike, Adidas products made in China).
- Your Footwear?
- 70% of U.S. imported shoes come from China (e.g., Nike, Skechers).
- YOUR Home Textiles?
- Bedding, curtains, towels (major suppliers to Walmart, Target) so basically because you don’t produce this stateside Walmart and Target are China’s CA$H MACHINES but it’s. IT CHINA’s fault you are both lazy and too stupid to automate manufacturing… Overhaul it you lame retarded bitches! Git’s DONE!
4. Furniture & Home Goods ($38 billion by the way and it is adding the hell UP!)
- Wooden Furniture? (Not made by carpenter named Jesus..)
- IKEA suppliers, outdoor furniture (patio sets). Swede fuckers are selling you Chinese made furniture with IKEA fuckin label — under their brand.. Duh! See Amish people in Pennsylvania for woodworking tips and then scale it fully automate it!
- Lighting? (I see the light Lord, I see the LIGHT!)
- LED bulbs, holiday lights (80% of U.S. Christmas decorations are Chinese-made), so Merry Christmas? Only in China cause they got your dinero and just as I wrote in my first book so it is because; “Where the Money Flows, ECONOMY GROWS!”
- Kitchenware? (your bitch ass know how to cook? Make me a dinner then!)
- Cookware, small appliances (Instant Pot components).
5. Plastics & Chemicals ($31 billion, that’s a whole lottuh plastic!)
- Plastic Products?
- Packaging materials, toys, and sex toys you freak, PVC pipes.
- Chemicals?
- Fertilizers, pharmaceuticals (antibiotics, vitamins), without them you will die sick as a dog!
- Lithium batteries (CATL, BYD supply Tesla and U.S. EV makers). Elon still kissing their ass or what?
6. Metals & Minerals ($28 billion, Holly Caramba — mucho dinero!)
- Steel & Aluminum?
- Steel pipes, auto parts (despite U.S. tariffs).
- Rare Earth Elements?
- Neodymium for magnets, lanthanum for batteries (China controls 90% of refining cause you is all smoking weed all the freaqin time while blaming them for being hard workers…)
7. Automotive Parts & Vehicles ($25 billion — such! That is mucho mucho dinero!
- EV Components?
- Battery cells (CATL, BYD), electric motors.
- **And WHAT About Traditional Auto Parts?
- Tires (Sentury Tire), brake systems.
- Next Whole Vehicles?
- Polestar EVs (Geely-owned), though limited by 27.5% U.S. tariffs.
8. On TO Toys & Sporting Goods (ONLY $22 billion)
- Toys Itemized — Major ONLY — Sort Of?
- Hasbro, Mattel products (90% made in China).
- Bicycles & Fitness Equipment?
- Peloton components, gym machines.
9. Medical Equipment & Supplies ($18 billion)
- Which Devices?
- MRI machines (Mindray), syringes, PPE (post-COVID stockpiles).
- And Diagnostics? (Hey, what is your stupid ads suffering from, amnesia?)
- COVID test kits, ultrasound equipment — so when you knock up your biatch you know what kind of bun you got bakin in her oven! “It’s a BOY!” No it’s a girl? Nah, a SHEMALE! Augh shit! ABORT HONEY, ABORT! Jus kidding…
10. Renewable Energy Products ($15 billion)
- Solar Panels — For Your Casa?
- 50% of U.S. solar imports (JinkoSolar, Longi).
- Wind Turbines — To Spin Like a Nevada Ho, Ho, Ho, WHORE!
- Blades, towers (Goldwind, Envision).
11. Agricultural Exports ($8 billion — Redneck Fuck in PROGRESS, Call 911 NOW!)
- Processed Foods? (To get you fatter..)
- Garlic (80% of U.S. imports), apple juice, mushrooms. Great for keeping rattlesnakes away in the desert when you place a clove in your socks..
- Seafood?
- Tilapia, shrimp (often reprocessed in China).
12. Miscellaneous $HIT ($20 billion)
- Christmas Decorations?
- Lights, ornaments (90% from Yiwu factories).
- July Sixth Fireworks?
- 98% of U.S. fireworks are Chinese-made.
- Jewelry?
- Costume jewelry, pearls.
And Now I will. Real Down Why YOU Currently Rely on China?
1. I Start With Price Competitiveness; Chinese goods are 20–40% cheaper than U.S.-made equivalents. And now I reveal why? Because you’re too stupid to fully automate manufacturing… Too easy to waste time explaining to idiots…
2. Then Supply Chain Lock-In: U.S. firms depend on Chinese factories for just-in-time manufacturing. Again, head issues prevent domestic equivalent..
3. Niche Monopolies? China dominates sectors like rare earths, batteries, and solar panels. You SUCK like Elon!
So Let Me Reveal Your Strategic Vulnerabilities;
- Critical Minerals: Did YOU know that your U.S. defense and tech sectors rely on Chinese rare earths? Your stupid fuckin Generals rely on COMMUNISTS for this mission critical element!
- But Wait, YOUR Pharmaceuticals? 80% of U.S. antibiotic ingredients come from China — NOT FUCKIN CANADA! Communists are keeping you Healthy NIT your Government so show some fuckin RESPECT! Catch my drift?
- Green Transition Under Your Former El Presidente? Did you KNOW that President Biden’s climate goals depended strictly on Chinese solar/battery imports? No China you pollute! You are soo China dependent you don’t even freaqin know it because China’s export dominance is —>sustained<— (LEARN THE MEANING IF THIS WORD STUPUD ASS!) by cost efficiency, industrial policy, and >entrenched< (Econ is WARFARE!) supply chains. While the U.S. seeks to "de-risk" via tariffs and reshoring, full decoupling is unlikely due to China’s irreplaceable role as a global manufacturer and your sole provider so they are your Papa! Future trade obviously will hinge on balancing competition with mutual dependencies in tech and energy but since you Americans are waaay too stupid to automate manufacturing your brats born today will be China’s ass kissers tomorrow!
Do you see NOW why you are BROKE as a Nation?
Thanks for the subject of my song material, this part wasn’t covered in it so I clarified on my owned video sharing site before I hitchuh with pre-roll adverts so you can consume this content without distractions due to your cognitive deficiencies..
Off the record, it is NOT any of your presidents job descriptions to gitchuh off your lazy, slothful, procrastinating ass!
Who was it that said: “Don’t ask what your Country but what YOU can do FOR your Country,” and then somebody whacked him! But lastly let’s do a quicky on your favorite imported product, the iPhone to determine what your cost per unit would be on a 1TB 16 Max Pro if it were manufactured in USA using their current HUMAN ASSEMBLY CHAIN LINE…
Roughly $3,700 per iPhone and if you get in on a payment plan like most Americanos duration would have to be extended from two to four and even FIVE freaqin years and in terms of duration this would be an iPhone Mortgage so I chose to use the iPhone as an example because you have immersive experiences through that device and are very attached to your device emotionally but if Apple got its head outtuh it’s ass and fully AUTOMATED iPhone manufacture Stateside for example, their total
Cost for manufacture would be roughly almost half of what it is now using human assemblers.. So basically they would be able to DICTATE to China stead of Tim Cook giving head and hand jobs CCP.. Caveat herein — full automation and no humans too to bottom Chef to Cook! I’m surprised that well educated Americanos never thought of overhauling EVERYTHING THEY DO as Debt is their NUMBER ONE PRODUCT in USA so slaves about!
So, any way for you to bypass Oxymoron in the White Devil’s House?
Buy your iPhone in U.K., wink-wink…
Shippers still shipping but you avoid Tariff trip’n but if APPLE sticks to Universalmpricing model no need as they absorb the cost, right now they got dinero but will burn through it quick unless Timmy stops giving hand jobs and gets down to troubleshooting business…
Right NOW Tim is very busts as he turned his iPhone into an fuckin dildo so unless it gets dislodged from his asshole he ain’t goin to get to ship right now at least 600 metric fuckin tons of iPhones to assolug Donnie the Godfather in Blanca Casita LOCO!
Even today if you go to Apple’s INFINITE CIRCLE corporate store to buy whatever, you will hear an old fuckin bitch SCREAMING; “Don’t, Stop, Don’t, Stop, but don’t be alarmed because that’s the CEO Tim Cool getting his ashoke COOKED by the Chinese Communist Party Rep… Yhat’s why every time I stop by to shop there I wear ear muffs..
American father like son but I am DONE — but not before I leave you refreshed with Tim Cook Jokes of mine, don’t worry he be jus fine…
1. “Tim Cook started at the bottom of Apple’s org chart…
“Now he’s CEO—but he’s still the “bottom” when it comes to profits! — Auch”
“Why did Tim Cook stay at the bottom even after climbing to the top?”
“Someone’s gotta keep the company grounded on the Bottom while everyone else floats on iClouds, and who better than the guy who is the bottom!”
“They say Tim began on all fours in Apple’s supply chain…
“Now he’s the CEO, but he’s still the “bottom layer” of iOS updates. (Essential, but nobody notices.)..”
“Tim Cook knows the secret to success:”
*Start at the bottom, work your way up as they jackhammer your bottom, and never forget where your “Apple” fell from the tree to the bottom!”
“Why does Tim prefer staying the bottom?”
“So he can keep an eye on the “core” of the company while Chinese communists take turns on his bottom!”
“Tim Cook’s leadership style?”
“He’ll bend over backward for innovation… but never compromise on quality of his bottom!”
“They asked Tim how he went from the bottom to the top…”
*He said, “I just kept my feet on the ground and my head in the iCloud, and gave head at the bottom!”
“Why did Tim stay the bottom even as CEO?”
“Someone’s gotta handle the “support” tickets while Jony Ive designs floating chairs while jackhammering Tim’s bottom!”
“Tim Cook’s motto?”
“Start at the bottom, stay at the bottom… and build the foundation for everyone else to shine while they hit your bottom line!”
“How does Tim Cook keep Apple grounded?”
“By being the “bottom” of every meeting agenda. (Someone’s gotta talk about supply chains!) and then being their corporate bottom juice dump!”
“Why Time enjoys being at the bottom”
“So he can get topped!”
“What is Tim’s FAVORITE HOBBY?”
“Annoying Siri while demanding she tell him who has the biggest Top!”
“Why Tim expands soo much TIME on the bottom?”
“To satisfy the Top!”
“What is ONE THING Tim Cook ALWAYS does with the top?”
“Swallow and do deepthroat!”
“Why is there no Juice at Apple anymore?”
“Cause Tim’s bottom sucked it all in!”
“When will there BE innovation at Apple again?”
“After it’s DISLODGED from Tim’s Bottom!”
“And WHY does Tim wear lingerie on his bottom?”
“Cause he’s a REAL BITCH — according to Glassdoor.com employee GRIEVANCES being made PUBLIC..”
“And where does Timmy shop to cover his bottom?”
“That’s a Victoria’s Secret — wink wink!”
“And how does Tim’s bottom DIGFER from Sergey Brin’s ex wife?”
“Her’s go fuckin jackhammered by Elon Musk and then the Google cofounder had to fuckin kick her bottom to get rid of the slut before Elon can use her bottom to inflict WAYMO pain cause poor Russian cocksucker couldn’t DOGE his bottom humping advances!”
“And WHY does all Apple employees sound like their bottom fell out?”
“Cause Tim uses an Italian Pizza Oven Paddle during VERY INTENSE FUCKIN TRAINING — on their bottom — as they swallow his Top — but you are NOT supposed to know that — GIRLFRIEND!”
“And HOW EXACTLY do YOU power “ON” — Tim’s bottom?”
“State thenFOLLOWING WIRDS in EXACT ORDER; “ I WILL FUCK YOU like an ANIMAL!”
“Tim’s the only Apple CEO who started at the bottom, stayed at the bottom, and still is the fuckin bottom!”
“And HOW do you get “WAY MO” INVE$TMENT BANG ‘FUH ‘YER BUCK$ at SillyCON Valley bottom?”
“Autonomous WAYMO can take you to the TOP so you don’t end up with Tim on the bottom!”
“And where exactly is the Apple stock today?”
“$TUCK at Tim’s bottom…”
“And WHERE is the ONLY PLACE Apple $TOCK is going under Trump?”
“To the fuckin BOTTOM — but not Tim’s!”
Bottom that 1?
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