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Undocumented? STOP FILING FUCKIN TAXES!
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Change locations and go DARK! Use prepaid burner phones and only prepaid debit cards! Maintain all savings in CASH and wire your stash to a trusted loved one in home country and then follow my tips for cat ‘n mouse in American ICE G-fag abduction House because there is NOTHING AMERICAN FASCIST G-fags love more than a green light to carry out an abduction as LAMpighlets abducted my mother now the government which stalkers her for two decades basically owns her ass — PERIOD!
Below is a detailed, actionable guide for undocumented individuals seeking to avoid deportation under policies similar to those enforced during the Trump administration (2017–2021), including an outline of ICE arrest procedures. **Note:** This is general guidance and not legal advice. Always consult a licensed immigration attorney for case-specific support.
First I Will Help Hou Understand ICE Enforcement Priorities & Procedures so “Under the Trump administration,” ICE prioritized broad enforcement, including non-criminal undocumented individuals. Until Trump, ICE Agents were actually pretty cool
Fucks (Inargued with one of them over the fact that Russians are duping them and are their enemies while this idiot called me nuts way back in 2006, so; McWhorder, who is nuts now? Very nice religious guy by the way — regards to your family my man — we is still cool like dat…) no different than CHP fucks, give and take a few idiots here and there so here are their current “ Key procedures” which include:
1. Arrest Priorities
- Categories Targeted (as per 2017 executive orders):
- Anyone with a criminal charge (even pending or minor offenses and I mean a fuckin traffic citation..)
- Individuals with final deportation orders.
- Recent border crossers (entered after January 1, 2014).
- "Chance encounters" (e.g., traffic stops, workplace raids).
- No "Safe" Groups Anhmore: Unlike later administrations, Trump-era policies did not exempt parents, long-term residents, or those without criminal records.
2. ICE Arrest Methods
- Home Raids: ICE may knock on doors early in the morning. They cannot enter without a *judicial warrant* (not an administrative deportation order).
- Check-Ins: Targeting individuals with prior deportation orders or pending cases. STOP REPORTING you stupid fucks! Second you do YOU WILL BE DETAINED AND OFF YOU BE IN THEIR SYSTEM FOR NOTHING! Might as well rob a fuckin bank, so you can be well regarded in custody :-) cause FBI will give you a nickname so all can remember you, make sure you thank them for it!
- Collaboration with Local Police: Through programs like 287(g), which deputizes local officers to act as ICE agents. But in. California where POLICE by constitution of State cannot aid immigration Agents, WATCHNOUT for local OIGS when they traffic stop initiate cause they got ICE snitches amongst them. LAPD nor any other outlet cannot see your legal status so SHUT THE FUCK UP and drive off after incident. Do not go to court just pay the fuckin fine and foghet about it! In case of parking citatiins, wipe your ass with them and re register vehicle before current expires in a company name or some shit..
- Workplace Raids: Large-scale operations targeting employers/workers.
- Courts/Public Spaces: Arrests near courthouses, schools, or churches (though ICE claims to avoid "sensitive locations").
3. Detention & Removal Process
- Expedited Removal: Applies to those within 100 miles of the border who entered within the last 14 days (expanded under Trump).
- Detainers: ICE requests local jails to hold individuals for up to 48 hours after release.
- Immigration Court: Individuals may be held in detention centers while awaiting hearings. Trump-era policies increased detention and reduced alternatives like parole.
Best Ways to Avoid Deportation: My Practical Steps
1. Know Your Rights
- Do Not Open the Door Dumbass: ICE needs a judicial warrant (signed by a judge) to enter your home. Ask them to slide the warrant under the door; if they don’t have one, refuse entry.
- Stay Silent: Say, “I plead the Fifth Amendment and choose to remain silent.” Do NOT disclose your immigration status or birthplace.
- Do Not Sign Anything: Signing a “voluntary departure” form waives your right to a hearing.
- Carry a Know-Your-Rights Card if Your Cognitives anre FRIED? Available in multiple languages from groups like the [ACLU](https://www.aclu.org/).
2. Prepare Legal Documents
- Consult an Immigration Attorney: Find low-cost help via [Immigration Advocates Network](https://www.immigrationadvocates.org/).
- Apply for Relief: Explore options like:
- Asylum: For those fleeing persecution.
- U Visas: For victims of crimes.
- VAWA: For survivors of domestic abuse.
- Adjustment of Status: If eligible through family or employment.
- Renew DACA: If applicable (though Trump tried to end DACA, courts blocked this).
3. Avoid Detection
- Limit Public Exposure: Avoid check-ins or travel near borders/checkpoints.
- Monitor ICE Activity: Use apps like [Notifica](https://notifica.us/) (by United We Dream) to alert family if detained.
- Avoid Criminal Charges: Even minor offenses (e.g., DUIs) can trigger deportation.
4. Emergency Preparedness
- Create a Family Plan: Designate someone to care for children/pets if you’re detained.
- Keep Critical Documents Safe: Passports, birth certificates, and attorney contacts in a secure location.
- Carry Emergency Contact Info: Write your attorney’s number on your person.
5. State & Local Protections
- Sanctuary Cities: Some jurisdictions limit cooperation with ICE (e.g., NYC, Los Angeles). Research local policies.
- Driver’s Licenses: Obtain one in states that allow it (e.g., CA, NY) to reduce risk during traffic stops.
6. Fight Deportation in Court
- Request a Bond Hearing: To seek release from detention.
- File Motions to Reopen: If you have new evidence or eligible for relief.
- Appeal to the BIA: Board of Immigration Appeals.
Key Resources
- Legal Help:
- [RAICES](https://www.raicestexas.org/) (Texas)
- [Catholic Legal Immigration Network](https://cliniclegal.org/)
- [Immigrant Legal Resource Center](https://www.ilrc.org/)
- Hotlines:
- ICE Detainee Hotline: 1-888-351-4024
- United We Dream: 1-844-363-1423
- Community Support: Local organizations often provide accompaniment to ICE check-ins or court hearings.
Avoid Scams
- Stupid Notarios: Only licensed attorneys or accredited representatives can give legal advice.
- Report Fraud: Call FTC at 1-877-382-4357 or [Stop Notario Fraud](https://www.stopnotariofraud.org/).
Final Notes
- Policy Changes: Enforcement priorities shift with each administration. Stay informed via trusted sources like [AILA](https://www.aila.org/) or [National Immigration Forum](https://immigrationforum.org/).
- Advocacy: Join campaigns to push for legislative protections (e.g., citizenship pathways).
Always prioritize safety, preparation, and legal counsel. Solidarity and community networks are critical in navigating these challenges. Don’t worry, government stalked people of color for over three hundred years, you can do this Champmso don’t be a fuckin Chump! Also, avoid toll booths until you open a shell company and register your vehicle in its name cause it blinds CHIMERA System so any .gov fed piglet does a plate yank it comes reg’dmto a company and not you and registering one is cakewalk even with ITIN… Otherwise any time you cross the bridge ICE Agents get a notification on their mobile device witchuh plate tagged and they COME TO THOSE WHO ARE MOST ACCESSIBLE FIRST! Now, if you get deported, consider it a favor cause they can only deport You once!
Other than that, consider dwelling in Canada for five and you return to USA a Canadian National and then all they can do is suck your dick at the border, NICE?
So if I were YOU and federal piglets setup a huge roadbkuck to entry down at the border while I gazing at it from Mexico?
I would FLY over their stupid asses into CANADA because Mexican Nationals can travel there VISA FREE FOR 90 days and then sit my ass on Canadian Cracker soil for five to pickup a passport and then enter USA to get my dick all Nice and wet..
Don’t blame ICE Agents though, they are just following ORDERS and mayhem caused by Oresident retard is not their fault. American government orders are like any other top down chef to cook even when presided by a convicted fuckin SENILE crook…
Where do ai stand on immigration ENFORCEMENT?
Well, I don’t blame Americans because God retired from making land mass and to say that I am against deport of criminals who at age of maturity willfully dedicate their lives to their gang would be hypocrycausenifmyou set one foot on any of the properties I own with criminal mischief on your devious mind ICE would be the last of Your worries cause I’d insist on clubbing you fuckin ass first — as my usual!
But, where Indiffer from Trump is my firm support for “Due Process” and my unwavering belief that all have an equal right to STATE THEIR CASE in their pursuit of Liberty, Freedom, and Hapiiness and furthermore only an idiot would deport
Productive members of society but if you penalize them for being taxpayers it becomes fuckin pointless to pay your taxes cause it is tantamount to loading your enemy’s gun so they could blow your brains out!
During Trump?
Work for cash and fuck their ICE/ IRS tracking trash…
After IRS stops disclosing your tax information to ICE, I would continue filing including for years not filed with a LIGICAK EXPLANATION clearly attached…
I climbed the real Statue of Liberty TWICE before it was
Closed off to foot traffic, despite Trump it is still standing and as long as it is there, your shouldn’t allow one senile old man to rob you of it!
So be valiant in battle and never surrender to the will of a freakin senile coward who is soon going to be wearing adult diapers along with his senile buddy Putin. two old senile punks who quack like ducks!????
Is it hunting season yet?
I like my ducks in soy sauce, yummy!
So AGAIN to REITERATE; “I have no issue with Deportation Enforcement after Due Process has taken its course?
NONE WHAT SO FREAQIN EVER IN ANY COUNTRY NOT JUST USA and I’d be a hypocrite to say that if Inwere an I E Agent as soon as you’re good to go, last open case on your ass was closed, you’d be going, going, GONE!
Get over it mother fucker, grass is always greener in the OTHER SIDE!
Below is a detailed, actionable guide for undocumented individuals seeking to avoid deportation under policies similar to those enforced during the Trump administration (2017–2021), including an outline of ICE arrest procedures. **Note:** This is general guidance and not legal advice. Always consult a licensed immigration attorney for case-specific support.
First I Will Help Hou Understand ICE Enforcement Priorities & Procedures so “Under the Trump administration,” ICE prioritized broad enforcement, including non-criminal undocumented individuals. Until Trump, ICE Agents were actually pretty cool
Fucks (Inargued with one of them over the fact that Russians are duping them and are their enemies while this idiot called me nuts way back in 2006, so; McWhorder, who is nuts now? Very nice religious guy by the way — regards to your family my man — we is still cool like dat…) no different than CHP fucks, give and take a few idiots here and there so here are their current “ Key procedures” which include:
1. Arrest Priorities
- Categories Targeted (as per 2017 executive orders):
- Anyone with a criminal charge (even pending or minor offenses and I mean a fuckin traffic citation..)
- Individuals with final deportation orders.
- Recent border crossers (entered after January 1, 2014).
- "Chance encounters" (e.g., traffic stops, workplace raids).
- No "Safe" Groups Anhmore: Unlike later administrations, Trump-era policies did not exempt parents, long-term residents, or those without criminal records.
2. ICE Arrest Methods
- Home Raids: ICE may knock on doors early in the morning. They cannot enter without a *judicial warrant* (not an administrative deportation order).
- Check-Ins: Targeting individuals with prior deportation orders or pending cases. STOP REPORTING you stupid fucks! Second you do YOU WILL BE DETAINED AND OFF YOU BE IN THEIR SYSTEM FOR NOTHING! Might as well rob a fuckin bank, so you can be well regarded in custody :-) cause FBI will give you a nickname so all can remember you, make sure you thank them for it!
- Collaboration with Local Police: Through programs like 287(g), which deputizes local officers to act as ICE agents. But in. California where POLICE by constitution of State cannot aid immigration Agents, WATCHNOUT for local OIGS when they traffic stop initiate cause they got ICE snitches amongst them. LAPD nor any other outlet cannot see your legal status so SHUT THE FUCK UP and drive off after incident. Do not go to court just pay the fuckin fine and foghet about it! In case of parking citatiins, wipe your ass with them and re register vehicle before current expires in a company name or some shit..
- Workplace Raids: Large-scale operations targeting employers/workers.
- Courts/Public Spaces: Arrests near courthouses, schools, or churches (though ICE claims to avoid "sensitive locations").
3. Detention & Removal Process
- Expedited Removal: Applies to those within 100 miles of the border who entered within the last 14 days (expanded under Trump).
- Detainers: ICE requests local jails to hold individuals for up to 48 hours after release.
- Immigration Court: Individuals may be held in detention centers while awaiting hearings. Trump-era policies increased detention and reduced alternatives like parole.
Best Ways to Avoid Deportation: My Practical Steps
1. Know Your Rights
- Do Not Open the Door Dumbass: ICE needs a judicial warrant (signed by a judge) to enter your home. Ask them to slide the warrant under the door; if they don’t have one, refuse entry.
- Stay Silent: Say, “I plead the Fifth Amendment and choose to remain silent.” Do NOT disclose your immigration status or birthplace.
- Do Not Sign Anything: Signing a “voluntary departure” form waives your right to a hearing.
- Carry a Know-Your-Rights Card if Your Cognitives anre FRIED? Available in multiple languages from groups like the [ACLU](https://www.aclu.org/).
2. Prepare Legal Documents
- Consult an Immigration Attorney: Find low-cost help via [Immigration Advocates Network](https://www.immigrationadvocates.org/).
- Apply for Relief: Explore options like:
- Asylum: For those fleeing persecution.
- U Visas: For victims of crimes.
- VAWA: For survivors of domestic abuse.
- Adjustment of Status: If eligible through family or employment.
- Renew DACA: If applicable (though Trump tried to end DACA, courts blocked this).
3. Avoid Detection
- Limit Public Exposure: Avoid check-ins or travel near borders/checkpoints.
- Monitor ICE Activity: Use apps like [Notifica](https://notifica.us/) (by United We Dream) to alert family if detained.
- Avoid Criminal Charges: Even minor offenses (e.g., DUIs) can trigger deportation.
4. Emergency Preparedness
- Create a Family Plan: Designate someone to care for children/pets if you’re detained.
- Keep Critical Documents Safe: Passports, birth certificates, and attorney contacts in a secure location.
- Carry Emergency Contact Info: Write your attorney’s number on your person.
5. State & Local Protections
- Sanctuary Cities: Some jurisdictions limit cooperation with ICE (e.g., NYC, Los Angeles). Research local policies.
- Driver’s Licenses: Obtain one in states that allow it (e.g., CA, NY) to reduce risk during traffic stops.
6. Fight Deportation in Court
- Request a Bond Hearing: To seek release from detention.
- File Motions to Reopen: If you have new evidence or eligible for relief.
- Appeal to the BIA: Board of Immigration Appeals.
Key Resources
- Legal Help:
- [RAICES](https://www.raicestexas.org/) (Texas)
- [Catholic Legal Immigration Network](https://cliniclegal.org/)
- [Immigrant Legal Resource Center](https://www.ilrc.org/)
- Hotlines:
- ICE Detainee Hotline: 1-888-351-4024
- United We Dream: 1-844-363-1423
- Community Support: Local organizations often provide accompaniment to ICE check-ins or court hearings.
Avoid Scams
- Stupid Notarios: Only licensed attorneys or accredited representatives can give legal advice.
- Report Fraud: Call FTC at 1-877-382-4357 or [Stop Notario Fraud](https://www.stopnotariofraud.org/).
Final Notes
- Policy Changes: Enforcement priorities shift with each administration. Stay informed via trusted sources like [AILA](https://www.aila.org/) or [National Immigration Forum](https://immigrationforum.org/).
- Advocacy: Join campaigns to push for legislative protections (e.g., citizenship pathways).
Always prioritize safety, preparation, and legal counsel. Solidarity and community networks are critical in navigating these challenges. Don’t worry, government stalked people of color for over three hundred years, you can do this Champmso don’t be a fuckin Chump! Also, avoid toll booths until you open a shell company and register your vehicle in its name cause it blinds CHIMERA System so any .gov fed piglet does a plate yank it comes reg’dmto a company and not you and registering one is cakewalk even with ITIN… Otherwise any time you cross the bridge ICE Agents get a notification on their mobile device witchuh plate tagged and they COME TO THOSE WHO ARE MOST ACCESSIBLE FIRST! Now, if you get deported, consider it a favor cause they can only deport You once!
Other than that, consider dwelling in Canada for five and you return to USA a Canadian National and then all they can do is suck your dick at the border, NICE?
So if I were YOU and federal piglets setup a huge roadbkuck to entry down at the border while I gazing at it from Mexico?
I would FLY over their stupid asses into CANADA because Mexican Nationals can travel there VISA FREE FOR 90 days and then sit my ass on Canadian Cracker soil for five to pickup a passport and then enter USA to get my dick all Nice and wet..
Don’t blame ICE Agents though, they are just following ORDERS and mayhem caused by Oresident retard is not their fault. American government orders are like any other top down chef to cook even when presided by a convicted fuckin SENILE crook…
Where do ai stand on immigration ENFORCEMENT?
Well, I don’t blame Americans because God retired from making land mass and to say that I am against deport of criminals who at age of maturity willfully dedicate their lives to their gang would be hypocrycausenifmyou set one foot on any of the properties I own with criminal mischief on your devious mind ICE would be the last of Your worries cause I’d insist on clubbing you fuckin ass first — as my usual!
But, where Indiffer from Trump is my firm support for “Due Process” and my unwavering belief that all have an equal right to STATE THEIR CASE in their pursuit of Liberty, Freedom, and Hapiiness and furthermore only an idiot would deport
Productive members of society but if you penalize them for being taxpayers it becomes fuckin pointless to pay your taxes cause it is tantamount to loading your enemy’s gun so they could blow your brains out!
During Trump?
Work for cash and fuck their ICE/ IRS tracking trash…
After IRS stops disclosing your tax information to ICE, I would continue filing including for years not filed with a LIGICAK EXPLANATION clearly attached…
I climbed the real Statue of Liberty TWICE before it was
Closed off to foot traffic, despite Trump it is still standing and as long as it is there, your shouldn’t allow one senile old man to rob you of it!
So be valiant in battle and never surrender to the will of a freakin senile coward who is soon going to be wearing adult diapers along with his senile buddy Putin. two old senile punks who quack like ducks!????
Is it hunting season yet?
I like my ducks in soy sauce, yummy!
So AGAIN to REITERATE; “I have no issue with Deportation Enforcement after Due Process has taken its course?
NONE WHAT SO FREAQIN EVER IN ANY COUNTRY NOT JUST USA and I’d be a hypocrite to say that if Inwere an I E Agent as soon as you’re good to go, last open case on your ass was closed, you’d be going, going, GONE!
Get over it mother fucker, grass is always greener in the OTHER SIDE!
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