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Hack To The Future of Nuked USA!
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How will USA fare in the FUTURE?
Will their walls down on border with Mexico save them?
To determine that we have to analyze their NORAD's Space-Based Nuclear Missile Detection Capabilities and Weaknessesand then we will know American survival rate in their hacked defenses…
Let’s do a quick Overview of American NORAD's Detection Systems in FREAQIN DETAIL;
- NORAD's Role Within Their Engineering Confines: Their Joint U.S.-Canada (Canadians are American Brady Bunch Cousins by the way so ONE STUPID ASS CLUB!) command responsible for aerospace warning and defense, including detecting missile threats.
- Their Current Systems:
- Space-Based Infrared System (SBIRS): Satellites in geostationary (GEO) and highly elliptical orbits (HEO) detect missile launches via infrared signatures.
- Ballistic Missile Early Warning System (BMEWS): Ground-based radars in Alaska, Greenland, and the U.K. for tracking missile trajectories.
- Upgraded Early Warning Radars (UEWR): Modernized ground radars for improved accuracy.
Key Weaknesses in AmeriKKKan Miss-engineered Space-Based Detection:
- Lemme See, Let’s Start With Their NOR-Ad (Is this a Madison Advert bullshit campaign of false sense of security?) Coverage Gaps:
- I Begin Wirh Polar Blind Spots: Their SBIRS satellites in GEO have limited coverage of polar regions, critical for detecting missiles on transpolar trajectories (e.g., from Russia with love to to the asshole of their Uncle Sam U.S.).
- Any Latency in Data Relay?: Time delays in transmitting data from satellites to ground stations reduce response time so VERY EXPLOITABLE with tactical nuking to make them go radiation puking..
- Any Technological Limitations?:
- Hypersonic Missiles: Maneuverable hypersonic glide vehicles (HGVs) emit weaker infrared signatures and fly at lower altitudes, evading current SBIRS sensors designed for traditional ballistic trajectories so it’s ridiculously EASY to NUKE entire Washington D.C, and all major American Metrinareas SIMULTANEOUSLY but their Wall on border with Mexico can save them lol!
- Any Stealth and Countermeasures?: Advanced missile tech (e.g., cooling shrouds, decoys) can EASILY mask infrared emissions or spoof their sensors.
- NORAD’s Aging Infrastructure Analysis:
- Their SBIRS Legacy Systems: First they launched in 2011, but some of their satellites are nearing end-of-life and will need geriatric care and acute geriatric until death! Delays in their next-gen systems like their Next-Gen OPIR (Overhead Persistent Infrared) risk gaps in coverage which despite the Wall will leave American MAGA fags wide open for nuking — again and again!
- Their BMEWS Modernization : Their older (like their senile President Donald Duck..) radars require constant upgrades to keep pace with evolving threats.
- Their Cyber Vulnerabilities:
- Satellite Hacking?: Potential for their adversaries to disrupt or spoof satellite communications which isn’t that hard to do actually.. Who needs instruction to see how easy this shit is to execute?
- Their Ground Station Risks?: Cyberattacks on command centers could easily blind NORAD’s situational awareness.
- Their Budget and Prioritization (Let’s Glance at their budgetary constraints which will effect updates..):
- I Start With Their Funding Gaps: Congressional budget disputes have delayed SBIRS replacements and Next-Gen OPIR deployment and if an adversary chooses to execute an attack all they have to do is monitor legislature budget for max
impact to outdated NORAD..
- Let’s Glance at Their OVER-RELIANCE on Their Legacy Systems: Slow adoption of AI/ML for real-time data analysis limits their threat discrimination.
- Now Let’s Glance at Their Brady-Bunch Coordination Challenges:
- U.S.-Canada Integration: Differing defense priorities or resource allocations could strain their joint operations EASILY under very hackable Trump 2.0 Admin…
- Their Allied Intelligence Sharing: Their Dependence on non-NORAD partners (e.g., NATO space assets) introduces latency which can easily be exploited during nuking…
Now Let’s Analyze Implications of Their Weaknesses:
- I Start With Their Reduced Response Time: Detection delays compress their decision-making windows (very small to begin with cause nuclear attacks are FINALITY OF
YOUR NATIONS HUMANITY!) for interception (e.g., Ground-Based Midcourse Defense — to be more specific what I am referring to…).
- Now Let’s Glance at False Alarms Hack Viability (To knee-Jerk Brady Bunch to reciprocal fire on a hacked hunch..)Sensor spoofing could trigger unnecessary escalations despite their hotline to Kremlin designed to avoid it..
- Next Vulnerability to Decapitation Strikes: Their inability to detect HGVs increases risk of successful first strikes against their WaSHITon BRADY BUNCH leadership and their nuclear silos.
Shall I Be Nice And Leave Them With Recommendations for Mitigation?: Why not things just one of my satire sites with real bullshit by the way..)
- They Would Benefit if They Accelerate Next-Gen OPIR Deployment: That would ensure timely launch of advanced satellites with hypersonic tracking capabilities.
- Next is to Expand Polar Coverage: Deploy low-Earth orbit (LEO) sensor constellations (e.g., Space Development Agency’s Tracking Layer) for global, real-time monitoring.
- Enhance Brady-Bunch Cyber Defenses: Harden satellite networks and ground systems against electronic warfare.
- Then Brady Bunch Needs2Boost AI Integration: Leverage machine learning to distinguish decoys from real threats. Train it right to keep NORAD upright, dig?
- They Need2Increase Funding 4Stability: Secure multiyear budgets for their modernization program NORAD’s space-based detection systems which are sophisticated but unless they keep updating to mitigate emerging threats like hypersonic missiles and adversarial countermeasures they REMAIN exposed to critical NUCLEAR vulnerabilities so addressing these gaps requires Brady Bunch to urgently modernize and increase investment because they are otherwise playing Russian Roulette with their FUTURE which will ONLY be far more hackable lol!
Unless they mitigate and close gaps in detection I outlined here their Brady Bunch NORAD’s ability to provide reliable early warning—should be considered fully compromised this FAILED!
Nice work MAGA faghots, you are the numero uno in genetic retardation!
In case you missed it — American soil is at the time of this post WIDE OPEN for EASY NUKING!
Now, why is all this RELEVANT?
Well, to determine that, we need to quantify nuKKKlear ass cap
Would have up UnKKKle Sam ass in their AmeriKKKan WaSHITon Dick See and government faghot NYC
so we will analyze mathematically nuclear detonation in New York City (NYC) or Washington, D.C. (including the G-fag White House) would cause catastrophic immediate destruction, long-term environmental harm, and AneriKKKan societal collapse. Below is my detailed breakdown of the consequences assuming a strategic thermonuclear warhead (e.g., in this calculationz 800 kt yield, similar to modern Russian ICBMs like their USA ASS CAP called RS-28 Sarmat) detonated as an airburst (maximizing blast damage) or ground burst (maximizing fallout).
Let’s start with their American G-fag New York City and foKKKus on Immediate Effects (0–60 Seconds) which would first be a FireBALL Way UP UnKKKle Sam AssHOLE:
- Radius?: ~1.2 miles ( so 2km).
- Everything (American buildings, American people, American vehicles) vaporized — POOF! Ground zero would include their NYC island’s Lower Manhattan, their FAKE MONEY (FIAT CURRENCY DUMBASS) STEALING Financial District, and parts of Brooklyn better known simply as Crooklyn. Now, WHAT Exactly Would “BE” The Blast Wave? According to my calculations — up NYC G/fag asses exactly 5 psi Overpressure whilst Radius ~4 miles (so that would be 6.4 km).. Most buildings would collapse including Trump’s Fuck Tower in Fifth Ave (Midtown, Upper East Side, parts of Queens) hence whopping 90% fatalities in this zone — hey welcome to USA my bitches and GOODBYE LOL! Next I calculate that 1 psi Overpressure Radius would be ~12 miles (that’s 19 km my bitches..) meaning damage I estimate would be ahattered windows, severe dermal (asshole) burns, and flying debris like a birdie (reaches JLo sluts in the Bronx, Sicilian Mafia Admin’d Staten Island, and Soprano fucked New Jersey). Augh yes, next the “Thermal Radiation” which causes “Third-Degree Burns” the radius of that would be ~6 miles so exactly 9.7 km and THAT would IGNITE fires citywide creating a firestorm and emergency responders would have any remaining functions even if they survived cause they would be ROASTED! But how many Casualties would there be? Immediate deaths from nuking ~1.5–2 million which I think is (not sure don’t really care lol!) daytime population while injuries OMLY ~3–4 million and I mean serious burns, radiation sickness, trauma — HiriSHITma and NagASSacked twang from Nuclear ass cap bang! Fallout? Augh yeah, THAT! The Ground Burst Scenario meaning “Radioactive Plume” while I fuck you stalker fume — suffice to say that prevailing winds (think sailboat made by their Billy Joel boat manufacturing company..) spread lethal fallout (I mean cesium-137, strontium-90) across their Long Island, Connecticut, and New England — Holly Caramba — they would indeed be totally fucked or is it; “WILL BE?” Cause NIRAD is a Basic False Sense of Security V 1.0 Dumbass BETA! Next actual “Lethal Doses?” That would be (500+ rads) within ~10–20 miles downwind and the ONKY thing I cannot predict is which way the wind will blow but you are still a g-fag asshole! And what exactly would be the “Long-Term Contamination?” Well, G-fagged NYC becomes uninhabitable for decades and that is a RADIATION CALCULATION FACT! What bout their Infrastructure? Augh, TOTAL Infrastructure Collapse! Need to charge your TESLA? Negative! Power Grid WILL BE Destroyed with TOTAL blackout across the entire Northeast! Thirsty — after your first Maerican nuking? Water/Food WILL BE — I mean “WOULD” totally Contaminated including reservoirs and otherwise completely collapsed supply chains — ADIOS! NYC Transportation? Subways flooded, bridges/tunnels destroyed so say goodbye to LINCOLN!
But wait, what if Washington, D.C. is hit as well?
White House area? Immediate Effects? Again, the biggest Fireball ever! Radius? ~1 mile so exactly 1.6 km.. White House, their Jan 6 rioted Capitol Building, National Mall, and downtown D.C. vaporized just like that — POOF! Blast Wave? Let’s NOT forget that so 5 psi Overpressure Radius ~3.5 miles hence without crying Mike Pence 5.6 km with destruction of Arlington, Alexandria, and most federal buildings gone bye bye whilst 1 psi “Overpressure Radius” ~10 miles so exactly 16 km with damage to suburbs (Bethesda, Silver Spring) etc..Thermal Radiation? Burns and fires engulf residential areas (e.g., their Georgetown) with Immediate deaths ~300,000–500,000 which would be inclusive of government officials with Injuries sustained by ~1 million.. Fallout? Ground Burst with “Plume Direction” — as winds carry fallout toward Maryland (Baltimore area) and Virginia whilst “Contamination” Potomac River and I mean it would be completely irradiated while their “Chesapeake Bay” ecosystem destroyed. Any “Political/Strategic Impact?” It would be a total and absolute “Decapitation Strike” as U.S. leadership (President, Congress, Joint Chiefs) likely completely eliminated unless secret service got him bunked up but since NORAD was bypassed he would be TOAST! Any Continuity of Government? Well, Surviving officials relocate to bunkers (e.g., their existing Mount Weather, Raven Rock) but there would be “Global Chaos” Financial markets collapsed and NATO command structure disrupted… Any Long-Term Consequences? Besides free real estate?
For Both Cities? Radiation Sickness, Survivors would face nausea, hemorrhage, and cancer (acute radiation syndrome) due to “Nuclear Winter” as soot from fires blocks sunlight and I estimate that would be dropping global temperatures by 1–3°C -/ for years not just one freaking day… Economic Collapse? U.S. GDP being currently 25% of global economy completely evaporates as global depression follows. Mass Migration ensues as Millions of Americans flee the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic, overwhelming neighboring states and Country of Mexico while Mexicans return the favor and deport them over Rio Grande to fuckin Texas? Any Environmental Damage? Soil/Water due to “Cesium-137” contamination which according to my calculations lasts 300+ years easily! Any chance Agriculture survives? None! Food production plummets; famine spreads globally.
Any Emergency Response Limitations? First Responders as I stated, Paralyzed while most hospitals, fire stations, and police HQ’s destroyed so almost none! Communication? Cellular networks, internet, and satellites disabled by EMP effects
So adios bye bye! No Federal Aid? None cause Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) headquarters in D.C. destroyed as well unless they got offices elsewhere underground? Strategic Implications? Any Retaliation? U.S. nuclear forces (e.g., their Ohio-class subs, Minuteman III ICBMs) launch counterstrikes escalating to global nuclear war and Earth will be toast! Societal Breakdown? Rule of law collapses while regional warlords led by Trump’s radioactive sons and harlot daughter Ivanka (wink wink..) and or MAGA militias seize control?
So is that wall on Southern border more important or NORAD upDATES?
Why would that be?
Because continental USA can easily be turned into a GIANT “ George Foreman Grill with Russian, NK — or any other nukes so the Grill operational jus git to light the fucker up so which of USA’s enemies want to light their fire is the only question because United States Government due to NORAD deficiencies IS POWERLESS FROM STOPPING IT — not because American G-fags were born retarded…..
Well, you decide that one while I include my latest poem to cheer you American g-stalker agent fags after a dose of Mathematical reality to show you shelf life reality of your ass hammered Republic;
Poem Copyright — Stateless Warrior ‘2005
“AmeriKKKan Uncle Sam’s Oopsie-Daisy Nuking Day”
Oh freaqin NORAD, you majestic snooze,
Your satellites sippin’ Mountain Dews—
While Commie nukes, with giggles sly,
Paint NYC as an apple Nuke-pie.
“BOOM! Frenchie Statue waves adieu,
Her torch now lights USA’s FIRST BBQ.
Wall Street’s bulls? They’re medium-rare,
As brokers scream, “BUT MY HAAAAAIR!”
Then D.C. joins rad-NUKE party,
The White House? Just confetti darty!
Old Abe’s statue winks, “Well, damn,
I smell fresh human chicken wings!
While Senators twerk in fallout jam,
Cause the Second NUKE was a Grand SLAM!
NORAD’s like,“Wait—radar’s beepin’?”
Too late — The missiles took g-fags sleep’n!
Through clouds of memes and TikTok trends,
To gift us all glow-in-the-dark friends,
As Radatiin in East Coast TRENDS!
The Pentagon’s now geometry—
A hexagon of g-fag tragedy.
McDonald’s arches ‘jus twisted steel,
Serve McFallout irradiated Happy Meals!
While Americans melt like Twinkie goo,
They’ll sing, “Thanks to Elon’s budget cuts,
We are now irradiated SLUTS!
While Putin sends a Hallmark Tweet,
And Uncle Sam got his ass Nuke HIT!
So toast your Freedom Fries, my dears,
Our eagle’s bald… from gamma tears.
Democracy’s NOW a crispy fritter—
*At least they died while Elon shafted
— ????-Twitter ????-Twitter.
Free to share with Stateless Warrior attribution..
Will their walls down on border with Mexico save them?
To determine that we have to analyze their NORAD's Space-Based Nuclear Missile Detection Capabilities and Weaknessesand then we will know American survival rate in their hacked defenses…
Let’s do a quick Overview of American NORAD's Detection Systems in FREAQIN DETAIL;
- NORAD's Role Within Their Engineering Confines: Their Joint U.S.-Canada (Canadians are American Brady Bunch Cousins by the way so ONE STUPID ASS CLUB!) command responsible for aerospace warning and defense, including detecting missile threats.
- Their Current Systems:
- Space-Based Infrared System (SBIRS): Satellites in geostationary (GEO) and highly elliptical orbits (HEO) detect missile launches via infrared signatures.
- Ballistic Missile Early Warning System (BMEWS): Ground-based radars in Alaska, Greenland, and the U.K. for tracking missile trajectories.
- Upgraded Early Warning Radars (UEWR): Modernized ground radars for improved accuracy.
Key Weaknesses in AmeriKKKan Miss-engineered Space-Based Detection:
- Lemme See, Let’s Start With Their NOR-Ad (Is this a Madison Advert bullshit campaign of false sense of security?) Coverage Gaps:
- I Begin Wirh Polar Blind Spots: Their SBIRS satellites in GEO have limited coverage of polar regions, critical for detecting missiles on transpolar trajectories (e.g., from Russia with love to to the asshole of their Uncle Sam U.S.).
- Any Latency in Data Relay?: Time delays in transmitting data from satellites to ground stations reduce response time so VERY EXPLOITABLE with tactical nuking to make them go radiation puking..
- Any Technological Limitations?:
- Hypersonic Missiles: Maneuverable hypersonic glide vehicles (HGVs) emit weaker infrared signatures and fly at lower altitudes, evading current SBIRS sensors designed for traditional ballistic trajectories so it’s ridiculously EASY to NUKE entire Washington D.C, and all major American Metrinareas SIMULTANEOUSLY but their Wall on border with Mexico can save them lol!
- Any Stealth and Countermeasures?: Advanced missile tech (e.g., cooling shrouds, decoys) can EASILY mask infrared emissions or spoof their sensors.
- NORAD’s Aging Infrastructure Analysis:
- Their SBIRS Legacy Systems: First they launched in 2011, but some of their satellites are nearing end-of-life and will need geriatric care and acute geriatric until death! Delays in their next-gen systems like their Next-Gen OPIR (Overhead Persistent Infrared) risk gaps in coverage which despite the Wall will leave American MAGA fags wide open for nuking — again and again!
- Their BMEWS Modernization : Their older (like their senile President Donald Duck..) radars require constant upgrades to keep pace with evolving threats.
- Their Cyber Vulnerabilities:
- Satellite Hacking?: Potential for their adversaries to disrupt or spoof satellite communications which isn’t that hard to do actually.. Who needs instruction to see how easy this shit is to execute?
- Their Ground Station Risks?: Cyberattacks on command centers could easily blind NORAD’s situational awareness.
- Their Budget and Prioritization (Let’s Glance at their budgetary constraints which will effect updates..):
- I Start With Their Funding Gaps: Congressional budget disputes have delayed SBIRS replacements and Next-Gen OPIR deployment and if an adversary chooses to execute an attack all they have to do is monitor legislature budget for max
impact to outdated NORAD..
- Let’s Glance at Their OVER-RELIANCE on Their Legacy Systems: Slow adoption of AI/ML for real-time data analysis limits their threat discrimination.
- Now Let’s Glance at Their Brady-Bunch Coordination Challenges:
- U.S.-Canada Integration: Differing defense priorities or resource allocations could strain their joint operations EASILY under very hackable Trump 2.0 Admin…
- Their Allied Intelligence Sharing: Their Dependence on non-NORAD partners (e.g., NATO space assets) introduces latency which can easily be exploited during nuking…
Now Let’s Analyze Implications of Their Weaknesses:
- I Start With Their Reduced Response Time: Detection delays compress their decision-making windows (very small to begin with cause nuclear attacks are FINALITY OF
YOUR NATIONS HUMANITY!) for interception (e.g., Ground-Based Midcourse Defense — to be more specific what I am referring to…).
- Now Let’s Glance at False Alarms Hack Viability (To knee-Jerk Brady Bunch to reciprocal fire on a hacked hunch..)Sensor spoofing could trigger unnecessary escalations despite their hotline to Kremlin designed to avoid it..
- Next Vulnerability to Decapitation Strikes: Their inability to detect HGVs increases risk of successful first strikes against their WaSHITon BRADY BUNCH leadership and their nuclear silos.
Shall I Be Nice And Leave Them With Recommendations for Mitigation?: Why not things just one of my satire sites with real bullshit by the way..)
- They Would Benefit if They Accelerate Next-Gen OPIR Deployment: That would ensure timely launch of advanced satellites with hypersonic tracking capabilities.
- Next is to Expand Polar Coverage: Deploy low-Earth orbit (LEO) sensor constellations (e.g., Space Development Agency’s Tracking Layer) for global, real-time monitoring.
- Enhance Brady-Bunch Cyber Defenses: Harden satellite networks and ground systems against electronic warfare.
- Then Brady Bunch Needs2Boost AI Integration: Leverage machine learning to distinguish decoys from real threats. Train it right to keep NORAD upright, dig?
- They Need2Increase Funding 4Stability: Secure multiyear budgets for their modernization program NORAD’s space-based detection systems which are sophisticated but unless they keep updating to mitigate emerging threats like hypersonic missiles and adversarial countermeasures they REMAIN exposed to critical NUCLEAR vulnerabilities so addressing these gaps requires Brady Bunch to urgently modernize and increase investment because they are otherwise playing Russian Roulette with their FUTURE which will ONLY be far more hackable lol!
Unless they mitigate and close gaps in detection I outlined here their Brady Bunch NORAD’s ability to provide reliable early warning—should be considered fully compromised this FAILED!
Nice work MAGA faghots, you are the numero uno in genetic retardation!
In case you missed it — American soil is at the time of this post WIDE OPEN for EASY NUKING!
Now, why is all this RELEVANT?
Well, to determine that, we need to quantify nuKKKlear ass cap
Would have up UnKKKle Sam ass in their AmeriKKKan WaSHITon Dick See and government faghot NYC
so we will analyze mathematically nuclear detonation in New York City (NYC) or Washington, D.C. (including the G-fag White House) would cause catastrophic immediate destruction, long-term environmental harm, and AneriKKKan societal collapse. Below is my detailed breakdown of the consequences assuming a strategic thermonuclear warhead (e.g., in this calculationz 800 kt yield, similar to modern Russian ICBMs like their USA ASS CAP called RS-28 Sarmat) detonated as an airburst (maximizing blast damage) or ground burst (maximizing fallout).
Let’s start with their American G-fag New York City and foKKKus on Immediate Effects (0–60 Seconds) which would first be a FireBALL Way UP UnKKKle Sam AssHOLE:
- Radius?: ~1.2 miles ( so 2km).
- Everything (American buildings, American people, American vehicles) vaporized — POOF! Ground zero would include their NYC island’s Lower Manhattan, their FAKE MONEY (FIAT CURRENCY DUMBASS) STEALING Financial District, and parts of Brooklyn better known simply as Crooklyn. Now, WHAT Exactly Would “BE” The Blast Wave? According to my calculations — up NYC G/fag asses exactly 5 psi Overpressure whilst Radius ~4 miles (so that would be 6.4 km).. Most buildings would collapse including Trump’s Fuck Tower in Fifth Ave (Midtown, Upper East Side, parts of Queens) hence whopping 90% fatalities in this zone — hey welcome to USA my bitches and GOODBYE LOL! Next I calculate that 1 psi Overpressure Radius would be ~12 miles (that’s 19 km my bitches..) meaning damage I estimate would be ahattered windows, severe dermal (asshole) burns, and flying debris like a birdie (reaches JLo sluts in the Bronx, Sicilian Mafia Admin’d Staten Island, and Soprano fucked New Jersey). Augh yes, next the “Thermal Radiation” which causes “Third-Degree Burns” the radius of that would be ~6 miles so exactly 9.7 km and THAT would IGNITE fires citywide creating a firestorm and emergency responders would have any remaining functions even if they survived cause they would be ROASTED! But how many Casualties would there be? Immediate deaths from nuking ~1.5–2 million which I think is (not sure don’t really care lol!) daytime population while injuries OMLY ~3–4 million and I mean serious burns, radiation sickness, trauma — HiriSHITma and NagASSacked twang from Nuclear ass cap bang! Fallout? Augh yeah, THAT! The Ground Burst Scenario meaning “Radioactive Plume” while I fuck you stalker fume — suffice to say that prevailing winds (think sailboat made by their Billy Joel boat manufacturing company..) spread lethal fallout (I mean cesium-137, strontium-90) across their Long Island, Connecticut, and New England — Holly Caramba — they would indeed be totally fucked or is it; “WILL BE?” Cause NIRAD is a Basic False Sense of Security V 1.0 Dumbass BETA! Next actual “Lethal Doses?” That would be (500+ rads) within ~10–20 miles downwind and the ONKY thing I cannot predict is which way the wind will blow but you are still a g-fag asshole! And what exactly would be the “Long-Term Contamination?” Well, G-fagged NYC becomes uninhabitable for decades and that is a RADIATION CALCULATION FACT! What bout their Infrastructure? Augh, TOTAL Infrastructure Collapse! Need to charge your TESLA? Negative! Power Grid WILL BE Destroyed with TOTAL blackout across the entire Northeast! Thirsty — after your first Maerican nuking? Water/Food WILL BE — I mean “WOULD” totally Contaminated including reservoirs and otherwise completely collapsed supply chains — ADIOS! NYC Transportation? Subways flooded, bridges/tunnels destroyed so say goodbye to LINCOLN!
But wait, what if Washington, D.C. is hit as well?
White House area? Immediate Effects? Again, the biggest Fireball ever! Radius? ~1 mile so exactly 1.6 km.. White House, their Jan 6 rioted Capitol Building, National Mall, and downtown D.C. vaporized just like that — POOF! Blast Wave? Let’s NOT forget that so 5 psi Overpressure Radius ~3.5 miles hence without crying Mike Pence 5.6 km with destruction of Arlington, Alexandria, and most federal buildings gone bye bye whilst 1 psi “Overpressure Radius” ~10 miles so exactly 16 km with damage to suburbs (Bethesda, Silver Spring) etc..Thermal Radiation? Burns and fires engulf residential areas (e.g., their Georgetown) with Immediate deaths ~300,000–500,000 which would be inclusive of government officials with Injuries sustained by ~1 million.. Fallout? Ground Burst with “Plume Direction” — as winds carry fallout toward Maryland (Baltimore area) and Virginia whilst “Contamination” Potomac River and I mean it would be completely irradiated while their “Chesapeake Bay” ecosystem destroyed. Any “Political/Strategic Impact?” It would be a total and absolute “Decapitation Strike” as U.S. leadership (President, Congress, Joint Chiefs) likely completely eliminated unless secret service got him bunked up but since NORAD was bypassed he would be TOAST! Any Continuity of Government? Well, Surviving officials relocate to bunkers (e.g., their existing Mount Weather, Raven Rock) but there would be “Global Chaos” Financial markets collapsed and NATO command structure disrupted… Any Long-Term Consequences? Besides free real estate?
For Both Cities? Radiation Sickness, Survivors would face nausea, hemorrhage, and cancer (acute radiation syndrome) due to “Nuclear Winter” as soot from fires blocks sunlight and I estimate that would be dropping global temperatures by 1–3°C -/ for years not just one freaking day… Economic Collapse? U.S. GDP being currently 25% of global economy completely evaporates as global depression follows. Mass Migration ensues as Millions of Americans flee the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic, overwhelming neighboring states and Country of Mexico while Mexicans return the favor and deport them over Rio Grande to fuckin Texas? Any Environmental Damage? Soil/Water due to “Cesium-137” contamination which according to my calculations lasts 300+ years easily! Any chance Agriculture survives? None! Food production plummets; famine spreads globally.
Any Emergency Response Limitations? First Responders as I stated, Paralyzed while most hospitals, fire stations, and police HQ’s destroyed so almost none! Communication? Cellular networks, internet, and satellites disabled by EMP effects
So adios bye bye! No Federal Aid? None cause Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) headquarters in D.C. destroyed as well unless they got offices elsewhere underground? Strategic Implications? Any Retaliation? U.S. nuclear forces (e.g., their Ohio-class subs, Minuteman III ICBMs) launch counterstrikes escalating to global nuclear war and Earth will be toast! Societal Breakdown? Rule of law collapses while regional warlords led by Trump’s radioactive sons and harlot daughter Ivanka (wink wink..) and or MAGA militias seize control?
So is that wall on Southern border more important or NORAD upDATES?
Why would that be?
Because continental USA can easily be turned into a GIANT “ George Foreman Grill with Russian, NK — or any other nukes so the Grill operational jus git to light the fucker up so which of USA’s enemies want to light their fire is the only question because United States Government due to NORAD deficiencies IS POWERLESS FROM STOPPING IT — not because American G-fags were born retarded…..
Well, you decide that one while I include my latest poem to cheer you American g-stalker agent fags after a dose of Mathematical reality to show you shelf life reality of your ass hammered Republic;
Poem Copyright — Stateless Warrior ‘2005
“AmeriKKKan Uncle Sam’s Oopsie-Daisy Nuking Day”
Oh freaqin NORAD, you majestic snooze,
Your satellites sippin’ Mountain Dews—
While Commie nukes, with giggles sly,
Paint NYC as an apple Nuke-pie.
“BOOM! Frenchie Statue waves adieu,
Her torch now lights USA’s FIRST BBQ.
Wall Street’s bulls? They’re medium-rare,
As brokers scream, “BUT MY HAAAAAIR!”
Then D.C. joins rad-NUKE party,
The White House? Just confetti darty!
Old Abe’s statue winks, “Well, damn,
I smell fresh human chicken wings!
While Senators twerk in fallout jam,
Cause the Second NUKE was a Grand SLAM!
NORAD’s like,“Wait—radar’s beepin’?”
Too late — The missiles took g-fags sleep’n!
Through clouds of memes and TikTok trends,
To gift us all glow-in-the-dark friends,
As Radatiin in East Coast TRENDS!
The Pentagon’s now geometry—
A hexagon of g-fag tragedy.
McDonald’s arches ‘jus twisted steel,
Serve McFallout irradiated Happy Meals!
While Americans melt like Twinkie goo,
They’ll sing, “Thanks to Elon’s budget cuts,
We are now irradiated SLUTS!
While Putin sends a Hallmark Tweet,
And Uncle Sam got his ass Nuke HIT!
So toast your Freedom Fries, my dears,
Our eagle’s bald… from gamma tears.
Democracy’s NOW a crispy fritter—
*At least they died while Elon shafted
— ????-Twitter ????-Twitter.
Free to share with Stateless Warrior attribution..
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