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America. Space PROGRAM in self Destruct Mode!
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Bad SoaceX News( New Year, New Ship, New Explosion !
Good SoaceX News; Making rocket explosions great again and again!
Future outlook; Doomed like USA!
But Wait — you say… Why are the rockets exploding?
Augh that… Because American idiots built them….
Is SoaceX a great Company to work for?
Yes, cause you get paid to engineer Space Junk and
Blow it up after blast off….
Where are the leftovers?
All over Haiti…
Their Official Government Repky;
Fuck stupid White People — again and again!
Official U.S. Government Position?
Besides GROUNDING Elon’s Jihad Motherships ban Chinese Software social video sharing apps….
Why?
Cause Elon’s Mothership went “Tik, Tok, BOOM!”
Official Chinese reply?
Ha, ha, ha!
Kremlin?
Nyet mother fuckers, we will colonize Space first after we get done Coloniing Ukraine with our comrade Trump!
Elon’s next plausible move?
Recommend shuttering SpaceX to his President Trump but unlikely to happen because it’s not government owned despite dead toxic asset criterion having been boom, boom’d!
Did the Mother Ship hit 25,000 miles an hour?
No but it went boom in 50,000 SPACE DEBREE CHUNKS!
And where was Elon’s transvestite son in Los Angeles and what was he doing?
In North Hollywood Getting his ass Jackhammered like his daddy and screaming “Augh I can’t take it anymore” while they both got MOTHER FUCKED differently with Soace PAIN IN THE ASS!
Can Elon swap SpaceX engineers with TESLA engineers and last off to Mars that way?
That would be very dangerous because then TESLA’S would be BLOWING UP second you try to TAKE OFF!
Any rays o hope for doomed Space. Down Elon Musk?
Always considering that a 30 time convicted felon is going to be presiding over American government which makes THE GOVERNMENT the BIGGEST CRIME FAMILY so Dapper Don its Godfather can easily pump cash into Elon’s Space ClownX cause it is sexually stuck on Earth like the Governments Space Force stuck in Alabama where American citizens have the lowest IQ’s on par with that of SpaceX engineers…
And how do you greet an American Space Force Member in Alabama?
You say “Moo” and hit ‘em up with directions to cow’s asses so they could get fresh milk cause they are stranded on Earth!
Are Alabaman’s the dumbest fucks on planet Earth?
They are second, it Albanians are still number one in retardation albeit Alabaman’s are catching up very quick cause they are using Tesla Batteries to get high on ACID and then TESLA COOLANT to wind down cause it’s only 1 or psi’s when vehicles is being operate and their IQ is also just 2 before use and 1 thereafter…
Why are ALL Space Force Officers in Alabama FUCKIN RETARDED?
Cause they was born after their mama’s got FUCKED by their FIRST COUSIN!
And how do Space Force Officers get fresh ass?
Incest….
Good SoaceX News; Making rocket explosions great again and again!
Future outlook; Doomed like USA!
But Wait — you say… Why are the rockets exploding?
Augh that… Because American idiots built them….
Is SoaceX a great Company to work for?
Yes, cause you get paid to engineer Space Junk and
Blow it up after blast off….
Where are the leftovers?
All over Haiti…
Their Official Government Repky;
Fuck stupid White People — again and again!
Official U.S. Government Position?
Besides GROUNDING Elon’s Jihad Motherships ban Chinese Software social video sharing apps….
Why?
Cause Elon’s Mothership went “Tik, Tok, BOOM!”
Official Chinese reply?
Ha, ha, ha!
Kremlin?
Nyet mother fuckers, we will colonize Space first after we get done Coloniing Ukraine with our comrade Trump!
Elon’s next plausible move?
Recommend shuttering SpaceX to his President Trump but unlikely to happen because it’s not government owned despite dead toxic asset criterion having been boom, boom’d!
Did the Mother Ship hit 25,000 miles an hour?
No but it went boom in 50,000 SPACE DEBREE CHUNKS!
And where was Elon’s transvestite son in Los Angeles and what was he doing?
In North Hollywood Getting his ass Jackhammered like his daddy and screaming “Augh I can’t take it anymore” while they both got MOTHER FUCKED differently with Soace PAIN IN THE ASS!
Can Elon swap SpaceX engineers with TESLA engineers and last off to Mars that way?
That would be very dangerous because then TESLA’S would be BLOWING UP second you try to TAKE OFF!
Any rays o hope for doomed Space. Down Elon Musk?
Always considering that a 30 time convicted felon is going to be presiding over American government which makes THE GOVERNMENT the BIGGEST CRIME FAMILY so Dapper Don its Godfather can easily pump cash into Elon’s Space ClownX cause it is sexually stuck on Earth like the Governments Space Force stuck in Alabama where American citizens have the lowest IQ’s on par with that of SpaceX engineers…
And how do you greet an American Space Force Member in Alabama?
You say “Moo” and hit ‘em up with directions to cow’s asses so they could get fresh milk cause they are stranded on Earth!
Are Alabaman’s the dumbest fucks on planet Earth?
They are second, it Albanians are still number one in retardation albeit Alabaman’s are catching up very quick cause they are using Tesla Batteries to get high on ACID and then TESLA COOLANT to wind down cause it’s only 1 or psi’s when vehicles is being operate and their IQ is also just 2 before use and 1 thereafter…
Why are ALL Space Force Officers in Alabama FUCKIN RETARDED?
Cause they was born after their mama’s got FUCKED by their FIRST COUSIN!
And how do Space Force Officers get fresh ass?
Incest….
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