Matt GAETZ — First Oedophile Attorney General

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Description: Matt GAETZ ladies and gentlemen always carries a ROLL OF FUCKIN QUARTERS on him so he could test dermal elasticity of girls derrier to ensure they are 16 years old or YOUNGER!

And then he gets freaky like Puffy…

Don’t mess with this elected Pokitician cause he is Presidente elect connected — like mafia families in USA so Presidential pardon awaits as Matt GAETZ 16 year old dates after he visually rates…

But WAIT — you say… WHO taught Mr. GAETZ how to get away with it — AGAIN AND AGAIN?

Augh, t-h-a-t….

Jeffrey Epstein….

So… What is his DILEMMA right now?

As Attorney General?

Whether to DISSmantle the FBI or DHS INVESTIGATION Division so he could get away with sex trafficking AGAIN and AGAIN!

Politics aside, what’s his favorite delicacy?

“fresh BUNS!”

And favorite TOPPING?

“Mayonnaise…”

And just one more Conclusory finding; “why did Mr. GAETZ go to Law School?”

Well, apparently — SO HE COULD GET AWAY with Sex Trafficking…”

Success Ratio?

100%


Puff Daddy who has no legal degree can’t even get bail while Mr. gates just got hand picked to be the U.S. Attirney General which basically means that in addition to his teenage victims he will also get to Jackhammer ENTIRE DOJ Family Tree….

And his ATTORNEY GENERAL — fuck priority?

Elite law enforcement agencies commonly known under three letter alphabetic abbreviation while the four letter word “FUCK” will be used to DISSmantle them…