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Donnie Gump Meets PRESS
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Donald Forrest Gump latest masterpiece on “Meet the Press;”“Sure, Pay the Jan. 6 Cop-Beatters… But I’d have to see it”
Oh, what a glorious Sunday morning MyVideoTime.com’ers, a gift from the “Orange Swollen-Bruised Oracle” himself. In an exclusive interview with NBC’s Meet the Press—you know, that failing fake news propaganda arm run by the radical left deep state—American KKK — I mean “MAGA” President Donald J. Trump, the man who never met a grift he didn’t love, dropped this absolute diamond: the “weaponization fund” is a “great idea,” and if Republicans don’t get it approved, he’d be “disappointed.”
When pressed on whether actual violent rioters who attacked police officers on January should get taxpayer money, the unstable American tax ripoff genius replied with the intellectual rigor of a man trying to remember if he left the McDonald’s receipt in his golf cart: “I wouldn’t be inclined to say so, but I have to see it.”
Beautiful! Tremendous! The best response! Nobody responds like Trump the Gump!
Lemme unpack this towering act of his statesmanship, shall I? This is the same guy who spent years screaming about “law and order,” calling January 6 protesters “patriots” while conveniently forgetting the part where they bludgeoned his own cops with flagpoles, bear spray, and fire extinguishers, smashed windows, and hunted lawmakers through the halls of the Capitol like it was Black Friday at a Trump Tower gift shop and I was in there once and attest to the fact that it is high end shithole with an escalator and all the bells and whistles of a pricey fifth ave shin dig! Now he’s floating a $1.8 billion slush fund—born from some IRS settlement lawsuit he cooked up—to compensate the “victims of weaponization.” And when asked if the Proud Boys who turned his own American Officer Brian Sicknick’s day into a living hell might qualify for your tax dollars? “I have to see it.”
Classic Trump the Conman, v 666.6! The man who bankrupted casinos now wants to run a victimhood casino where the house always wins—if the house is wearing a MAGA hat and has a rap sheet from the Capitol riot! By the way, do you know how hard it is to bankrupt a Casino? It’s a fuckin license to print money with all games rigged in your favor to fuck ALL the players blind FLAT ACROSS THE BOARD! If they are gambling, THEY ARE ALL GETTING FUCKED — at any Casino so ONLY Mathematically retarded dumb, ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN STUPID people MANAGE to mouse away their Casino into bankruptcy! The casino doesn’t have a “lucky” streak.. Luck does NOT EXIST in Mathematical Science nor in Physics! So what Casino does have, every single Casino on planet Earth, It has a “mathematical monopoly” and as I was saying, hat’s not gambling—it’s a license to legally print money so if you sucker math and walk in for fun, never forget: the house doesn’t win because it’s lucky, it wins because it “owns the equations” and ANYTIME YOU OWN THE EQUATIONS, YOU CANNOT LOOSE!
Imagine the application process… Some guy in a Viking helmet and tactical vest fills out Form 1776: “Yes, I did smash a cop’s head with a stolen riot shield, but have you seen what the FBI did to my feelings?
I was peacefully protesting the steal by dragging an officer down the stairs…. Emotional distress damages: $2.7 million… Nice! Therapy for my Trump Derangement Syndrome from watching CNN: another $450k! Please make the check out to ‘Cash App for Insurrection.’” And I want it all NOW in one lump fuckin $um and then direct me to Vegas Strip!
Trump, ever the compassionate conservative, says he’d personally “pay them the kind of money they deserve.” Of course he would… This is the Conman developer who stiffed contractors, welched on debts, and turned “charity” into a family grift machine. Now he’s Santa Claus for sedition? What a profile in courage…. A model of a fuckin American Citizen, that is for fuckin sure!
The fund was already dying a “quiet death” the way I see it, after even some Republicans gagged at the sheer audacity—Pence called it “deeply offensive,” which in political speak means “this is political suicide, you absolute walnut.” But Trump can’t help himself... He’s out there defending it like it’s the greatest thing since hydroxychloroquine and bleach injections. “Me, personally, I think it’s a great idea.” Yes, Donny Gump, the real American fruitcake of a x34 felon! You personally think giving government checks to people who chanted “Hang Mike Pence” while your supporters erected a gallows outside the Capitol is just peachy.
This is peak Trumpworld logic: The justice system was “weaponized” against him (tax returns leaked! Russia hoax! mean tweets suppressed!), so the solution is to weaponize a billion-dollar fund right back—at the expense of every teacher, truck driver, and nurse paying into the system… Nobody can FUCK AMERICAN CITIZENS BETTER than Donald J. Trump — again and AGAIN! Because nothing says “drain the swamp” like turning the DOJ into a GoFundMe for guys who smeared feces on the walls of the People’s House….
And the hedging! “I wouldn’t be inclined…” Translation: My base loves these guys, they’re my beautiful warriors who fought like hell (literally), so I’m not gonna close the door on cashing them out. But optics, folks. Gotta pretend to be presidential for five seconds while Kristen Welker stares in quiet horror. He reportedly stormed out of the interview later, because of course he did. The man who brags about acing cognitive tests can’t handle basic follow-ups without throwing a tantrum…
This is the leadership America voted for in this timeline: a dumb saggy conman fuck so “allergic to even basic fuckin accountability” that he’ll defend compensating cop-assaulting rioters with the same breath he uses to call everyone else corrupt! The cognitive dissonance is “Olympic-level.” January 6 was a “love fest” and “beautiful day,” except when it’s politically inconvenient, then it’s “we have to see” about the payouts….
Meanwhile, actual victims—hard working Capitol police officers now with lifelong injuries, families torn apart, the rule of law itself—get the middle finger while Trump plays grievance Santa. “They were treated so unfairly!” Yeah, those zip-ties and bear spray were just misunderstood expressions of patriotism….
If this fund ever rises from the grave, we’ll see the true Trumpian Conman justice: billions for the “persecuted” January 6 choir, zero for even governments own employees who became the victims that day, unless they kiss the ring. It’s not anti-weaponization. It’s retroactive absolution for the faithful!
A participation trophy with taxpayer funding for the worst day in Congress since… well, the last time Trump incited a mob…
The man is a human Rorschach test for hypocrisy. He sees “weaponization” everywhere except when his side does it… Mo shit I kid you NOT! And the cult laps it up because owning the libs is worth paying rioters to LARP as revolutionaries….
Disappointed if it doesn’t pass? The only ones who should be disappointed are his own American people who thought this time would be different. But no—same old Conman Trump: all ego, no guardrails, zero shame! A walking, talking $1.8 billion punchline who’d sell the country’s dignity for a few more cheers from the felon fan club….
Trump is grabbing America by her pussy — again and AGAIN, and that’s all there is to it!
Stateless Warrior
Oh, what a glorious Sunday morning MyVideoTime.com’ers, a gift from the “Orange Swollen-Bruised Oracle” himself. In an exclusive interview with NBC’s Meet the Press—you know, that failing fake news propaganda arm run by the radical left deep state—American KKK — I mean “MAGA” President Donald J. Trump, the man who never met a grift he didn’t love, dropped this absolute diamond: the “weaponization fund” is a “great idea,” and if Republicans don’t get it approved, he’d be “disappointed.”
When pressed on whether actual violent rioters who attacked police officers on January should get taxpayer money, the unstable American tax ripoff genius replied with the intellectual rigor of a man trying to remember if he left the McDonald’s receipt in his golf cart: “I wouldn’t be inclined to say so, but I have to see it.”
Beautiful! Tremendous! The best response! Nobody responds like Trump the Gump!
Lemme unpack this towering act of his statesmanship, shall I? This is the same guy who spent years screaming about “law and order,” calling January 6 protesters “patriots” while conveniently forgetting the part where they bludgeoned his own cops with flagpoles, bear spray, and fire extinguishers, smashed windows, and hunted lawmakers through the halls of the Capitol like it was Black Friday at a Trump Tower gift shop and I was in there once and attest to the fact that it is high end shithole with an escalator and all the bells and whistles of a pricey fifth ave shin dig! Now he’s floating a $1.8 billion slush fund—born from some IRS settlement lawsuit he cooked up—to compensate the “victims of weaponization.” And when asked if the Proud Boys who turned his own American Officer Brian Sicknick’s day into a living hell might qualify for your tax dollars? “I have to see it.”
Classic Trump the Conman, v 666.6! The man who bankrupted casinos now wants to run a victimhood casino where the house always wins—if the house is wearing a MAGA hat and has a rap sheet from the Capitol riot! By the way, do you know how hard it is to bankrupt a Casino? It’s a fuckin license to print money with all games rigged in your favor to fuck ALL the players blind FLAT ACROSS THE BOARD! If they are gambling, THEY ARE ALL GETTING FUCKED — at any Casino so ONLY Mathematically retarded dumb, ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN STUPID people MANAGE to mouse away their Casino into bankruptcy! The casino doesn’t have a “lucky” streak.. Luck does NOT EXIST in Mathematical Science nor in Physics! So what Casino does have, every single Casino on planet Earth, It has a “mathematical monopoly” and as I was saying, hat’s not gambling—it’s a license to legally print money so if you sucker math and walk in for fun, never forget: the house doesn’t win because it’s lucky, it wins because it “owns the equations” and ANYTIME YOU OWN THE EQUATIONS, YOU CANNOT LOOSE!
Imagine the application process… Some guy in a Viking helmet and tactical vest fills out Form 1776: “Yes, I did smash a cop’s head with a stolen riot shield, but have you seen what the FBI did to my feelings?
I was peacefully protesting the steal by dragging an officer down the stairs…. Emotional distress damages: $2.7 million… Nice! Therapy for my Trump Derangement Syndrome from watching CNN: another $450k! Please make the check out to ‘Cash App for Insurrection.’” And I want it all NOW in one lump fuckin $um and then direct me to Vegas Strip!
Trump, ever the compassionate conservative, says he’d personally “pay them the kind of money they deserve.” Of course he would… This is the Conman developer who stiffed contractors, welched on debts, and turned “charity” into a family grift machine. Now he’s Santa Claus for sedition? What a profile in courage…. A model of a fuckin American Citizen, that is for fuckin sure!
The fund was already dying a “quiet death” the way I see it, after even some Republicans gagged at the sheer audacity—Pence called it “deeply offensive,” which in political speak means “this is political suicide, you absolute walnut.” But Trump can’t help himself... He’s out there defending it like it’s the greatest thing since hydroxychloroquine and bleach injections. “Me, personally, I think it’s a great idea.” Yes, Donny Gump, the real American fruitcake of a x34 felon! You personally think giving government checks to people who chanted “Hang Mike Pence” while your supporters erected a gallows outside the Capitol is just peachy.
This is peak Trumpworld logic: The justice system was “weaponized” against him (tax returns leaked! Russia hoax! mean tweets suppressed!), so the solution is to weaponize a billion-dollar fund right back—at the expense of every teacher, truck driver, and nurse paying into the system… Nobody can FUCK AMERICAN CITIZENS BETTER than Donald J. Trump — again and AGAIN! Because nothing says “drain the swamp” like turning the DOJ into a GoFundMe for guys who smeared feces on the walls of the People’s House….
And the hedging! “I wouldn’t be inclined…” Translation: My base loves these guys, they’re my beautiful warriors who fought like hell (literally), so I’m not gonna close the door on cashing them out. But optics, folks. Gotta pretend to be presidential for five seconds while Kristen Welker stares in quiet horror. He reportedly stormed out of the interview later, because of course he did. The man who brags about acing cognitive tests can’t handle basic follow-ups without throwing a tantrum…
This is the leadership America voted for in this timeline: a dumb saggy conman fuck so “allergic to even basic fuckin accountability” that he’ll defend compensating cop-assaulting rioters with the same breath he uses to call everyone else corrupt! The cognitive dissonance is “Olympic-level.” January 6 was a “love fest” and “beautiful day,” except when it’s politically inconvenient, then it’s “we have to see” about the payouts….
Meanwhile, actual victims—hard working Capitol police officers now with lifelong injuries, families torn apart, the rule of law itself—get the middle finger while Trump plays grievance Santa. “They were treated so unfairly!” Yeah, those zip-ties and bear spray were just misunderstood expressions of patriotism….
If this fund ever rises from the grave, we’ll see the true Trumpian Conman justice: billions for the “persecuted” January 6 choir, zero for even governments own employees who became the victims that day, unless they kiss the ring. It’s not anti-weaponization. It’s retroactive absolution for the faithful!
A participation trophy with taxpayer funding for the worst day in Congress since… well, the last time Trump incited a mob…
The man is a human Rorschach test for hypocrisy. He sees “weaponization” everywhere except when his side does it… Mo shit I kid you NOT! And the cult laps it up because owning the libs is worth paying rioters to LARP as revolutionaries….
Disappointed if it doesn’t pass? The only ones who should be disappointed are his own American people who thought this time would be different. But no—same old Conman Trump: all ego, no guardrails, zero shame! A walking, talking $1.8 billion punchline who’d sell the country’s dignity for a few more cheers from the felon fan club….
Trump is grabbing America by her pussy — again and AGAIN, and that’s all there is to it!
Stateless Warrior
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