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Tactical Naval Advice To Iranians
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SINK merchant ships at random in Strait of Hormuz and by doing so you will asscap American g-fag Donald Gump!
At random any and all Oil tankers included!
Fire on all merchants at random and start killing them!
Seize cargo and or sink vessels! Turn Strait of Hormuz into a merchant ship graveyard! I would also activate sleeper cells in USA and get busy if I were an Iranian…
Reason?
Target their nuclear facilities and their outdated grid but would time it during summer heat when they are most vulnerable in Staes that voted for Trump.
And I left the best part for last…
I would get Houti’s to create a dual choke point with targeting of French Naval escort fleet to ensure perpetual sinking and or seizing of all Cargo vessels…
Here is my detailed strategy, of what I would do if I were Iranian in charge of “Iranian Home OFFENCE to show how Iranians via the Houthis, could easily create a dual choke point and spike oil prices to $200 and fuck American MAGA fags at the pump all the way in USA, WHOA! So here is how Iran and the Houthis COULD EASILY Paralyze entire “Global Trade!”
I. My TOP Secret Fuck USA.gov Summary Via Naval Warfare
My Hook: The unthinkable is no longer theoretical. With ship traffic through the Strait of Hormuz down by 97% and the Red Sea aflame, the global economy faces its first "Dual Choke Point" crisis and Donald Trump, his first major assfuck, WHOA!
My Thesis: By coordinating actions between the Iranian military in the Gulf and Houthi proxies in Yemen, Tehran can mathematically strangle global oil supply triggering a spike to $200 per barrel.
My Goobal Stakes Glance; A look at how 20% of global oil (Hormuz) and 12% of global trade (Red Sea) being blocked simultaneously creates a supply shock worse than the 1970’s oil crisis…
II. Strategic Geography of My Warfare Pressure
My Northern Jaw (Iran): Iran’s direct control of the Strait of Hormuz. Details on the 20 million barrels per day that flow through this canyon and why it’s the world’s most important energy artery, THINK SEA AORTA ARTERY OF GLOBAL ENERGY!!!!!!
My Southern Jaw (The Houthis): The Houthis’ position in Yemen have a killer strategic position overlooking the Bab el-Mandeb Strait and have evolved from insurgents to a navy-capable force threatening the route to the Suez Canal, I’ll call them my new amigos in the Gulf, lol!
What Is My "Dual" Concept? Why a simultaneous threat is different from a singular one in Naval warfare? Well, if ships divert from the Red Sea they cannot simply bypass Hormuz you see… They are essentially trapped! And once trapped, subject to your WILL! All bow to the new Sea master Lord, lol! Secret God of Naval Warfare!
III. My Chosen Mechanism of Strangulation
My Phase 1: Denial and Harassment
Hormuz: Iran's seizure of tankers and missile drills, effectively halting 97% of traffic…
Red Sea: Houthi drone and missile attacks on vessels like the Maersk Hangzhou, forcing major shippers like Maersk to pause transit…
My Phase 2: The Insurance and Cost Spiral
How war risk premiums skyrocket.
The US response: A $20 billion reinsurance backstop. Why this gesture, while large, fails to calm markets if sailors refuse to sail and ships refuse to enter the war zone…
My Phase 3: The Logistics Crush
"Create Red Sea Crisis 2.0": Vessels must now avoid both Suez and Hormuz.
My Impact on capacity: My analysis suggesting the rerouting and congestion could wipe out 5% to 10% of global shipping capacity due to longer voyages around the Cape of Good Hope and massive port congestion in Europe, land of American enemy allies…
IV. My Math of $200 Oil
My Baseline: Normal global supply and the current risk premium (I estimate at $5-$10/barrel)..
My Shock Factor:
My Naval Warfare Baby Step 1: Loss of Iranian exports (approx. 3.5 million barrels per day).
My Naval Warfare Baby Step 2: Loss of confidence and insurance availability halting Gulf neighbor exports (Saudi, Iraq, UAE, Kuwait) via Hormuz and without Insurance, no cargo carrier would be fuckin dead transporting!
My Naval Warfare Baby Step 3: The "Visible" loss vs. the "Invisible" loss (My Just-in-time inventory paralysis).
My Price Elasticity Calculation:
Let me explain why my specific disruption strategy breaks traditional models and forces the market to price in the "worst-case scenario” because what I if I were an Iranian Admiral in charge of anti American Naval Warfare would want to do is whip American Wall Street faggots and continue the process as well…
Moving beyond the standard AmeriKKKan enemy’s Goldman Sachs estimate of an $8 spike per 1 million barrels lost…
My Strategic $200 Threshold: Why the combination of physical shortage and psychological panic (the "madness" I create amongst American populace and keenly aware of it as well with my Naval warfare dual choke point strategy…) pushes triple-digit spikes into quadruple digits temporarily which is what I would be aiming for and make that my Naval warfare objective against American Trump g-fags…
V. My Strategic Naval Warfare Ripple Effects (Beyond the Pump)
Inflation Resurgence: How my Navak warfare strategy driven $200 oil mathematically would impact American food prices (fertilizer: 1/3 of global trade through Hormuz by the way as I itemized absolutely all Cargi that moves through World’s Sea Pidgin asshole) and manufacturing.
Supply Chain Timeline Collapse: My mission would be to impact American supply chains and stretch them new assholes from 30 days to 45 days, emptying shelves SIMULTANEOUSLY in American ally Europe, Asia, and USA…
My Psychological Warfare IMOACT ON AMERICAN AND THEIR EUROPEAN ALLIES VIA “CNN Effect" on Markets: Inwould disseminate real-time video of burning tankers which my Iranian warriors struck to create a feedback loop that drives speculative trading and hoarding. And would post and repost via bots farmed for that purpose on all 80+ major Global Social Platforms…
VI. My Naval Warfare Against USA Strategic Overview
So, is it sustainable? That depends whether Iran could hold the choke points long-term (likely not), but my argument is that they don't need to—because just a two-week shock is enough to reset oil prices and economic expectations for the year, no shit! Now, why is that? You see, the world has contingency plans for one war, but it does not have a plan for two choke points…..
And if there is going to be War, then what you are saying is than there is going to be slaughter, and if there is going to be slaughter, you win by doing all of it so create CHOKE POINTS at Sea and SUFFOCATE all your enemies SIMULTANEOUSLY!
But how would I sink their ships with most my Iranian arsenal offline?
Well, the goal here is not to actually sink many, but just to HIT THEM actually, duh! Lemme break down for you “The Anatomy of a Tanker,” where they break, and what hits them… To understand how my $200 oil becomes reality, you have to look beneath the waterline — NOT ABOVE you Naval warfare retards who I assume were birthed “Crack Babies?” Yes, modern commercial vessels are engineering marvels of resilience, but they all have breaking points and like American NAVY FAGS suffer from “Illusions of Invulnerability!” No such thing in either Navalmir any other warfare by the way…
When the container vessel ONE Majesty was struck recently, the damage looked dramatic—a hole roughly the size of a dinner plate punched through its hull. Yet the ship sailed on. During the height of the Houthi campaign, vessels like the Islander absorbed two missile hits and kept moving. The Laax took three. This isn't luck; it's design. Commercial ships are built with redundant systems and compartmentalized hulls specifically to survive damage that would even cripple a warship. You ever take an hour to analyze their structural design just for the hellmif it so you can know vulnerabilities of their Hull? But resilience has limits. The Strinda, a tanker hit in late 2023, demonstrated the real danger: not the initial penetration — but the fire that followed. After
My detailed analysis I quickly concluded that their Engine rooms are their Achilles' heel. A missile that finds the propulsion space or, worse, ignites volatile LNG or crude oil cargo, can turn a survivable hit into an absolute catastrophe which is what I was after… The Rubymar proved that sinking is possible—it eventually went down—but the True Confidence, despite suffering fatalities, remained afloat. The lesson is that physical destruction is secondary; the real weapon against any enemy, is actually “fear!” Americans spend over five decades bending over backwards every time Russians said “NYET” after Cuban Missile Crisis just because they FEAR THEM! They kiss PUTIN’s ass, just because they FEAR HIM! As a matter of fact, every time old man Outun farts, they shit their pants cause they FEAR HIM and yet, they have equal amount of nuclear weapons power wise, not missile count wise, perfectly capable of pulverizing entire fuckin Russia but since they fear him, he reigns supreme over them.. And had Americans figured out that Outin fears death more than any man on planet Earth, they would discover his Cryptonite and his mental hold over them would be over but American FEAR HIM so much, it is the sole basis of all their decision making processes and I just mention it here to show that “FEAR” is the most potent weapon of all against any enemy you will ever face! lol! Now back to what I was sayin…
Iran has spent decades studying precisely where these ships hurt. The result is an anti-ship arsenal that doesn't just throw missiles at vessels—it targets specific vulnerabilities across vast distances. For the Strait of Hormuz, where the water narrows to just twenty-five miles, I ans ann Iranian Admiral — for the sake of this post, would rely on speed and precision. The Khalij Fars is a ballistic missile designed specifically to punch through a deck. Traveling at five times the speed of sound with a warhead weighing nearly two-thirds of a ton, it doesn't need to be accurate to the inch—it just needs to “hit the merchant ship!” It’s descendants, the Hormuz-1 and Hormuz-2, are even more dangerous. They can home in on radar emissions, meaning if a ship turns on its defenses, it actually becomes a FREAQIN pinging beacon! For targets further out—say, a tanker trying to slip past Yemen or a container ship approaching the Bab el-Mandeb—I as an Iranian tactician, would deploy its cruise missile family. The Nasir, Noor, and Qader are essentially Iranian evolutions of the Chinese C-802 which by the way is the same technology that struck the Strinda. These missiles skim the waves making them nearly invisible to radar until seconds before impact! Kaboom! The Soumar and Hoveizeh extend this reach dramatically with ranges pushing past 2,500 kilometers. That means a missile launched from western Iran can threaten shipping in the Indian Ocean — far beyond the immediate Gulf!
Then there is the wildcard: the Shahid Mahdavi. This is not a weapon in the traditional sense, but a platform. It is a converted container ship that carries ballistic missiles in standard shipping containers. To a passing vessel or a satellite, it looks like just another cargo hauler—until the containers open and the Fateh-110 missiles launch. This "Q-ship" concept forces a terrifying calculus: any ship could be a warship and this is how I would target American vessels in their fuckin waters! But I’m not Iranian so American g-fags are very kucky indeed lol! I would also against Americans and their allies deploy Naval loitering munitions guided by artificial intelligence which can be released from submerged platforms. They are slow compared to missiles, but they are silent and nearly impossible to detect until they surface. For a tanker transiting at ten knots, an ambush from below is the stuff of mariners' nightmares so being that Pandora’s Box is your best Amigo in Warfare, Navalminckuded, I wouldn’t stop for Jack Shit until all get their ass hit! And now back to why sinking wouldn’t be my actual Goal?
Here is the strategic truth that drives my math to $200 oil: Iran does not need to sink ships. It only needs to hit them. The ONE Majesty proved that a glancing blow with minimal damage still makes global headlines. Every strike, regardless of outcome, triggers an insurance review annd subsequent CANCELLATION! Every review spikes premiums. Every spike forces shipowners to ask: Is the voyage worth the risk?
When the answer is no, my engineered NAVAL choke point closes. And when MY NAVAL choke point closes, the oil stays in the ground and the price goes through the roof AMD AMERICANS ANE THEUR EUROOEAN WESTERN ALLIES GET ASSFUCKED AT THE PUMP! You see, right now Americans and Israelis think they have won… That would be music to my Iranian ears cause now they are MOST VULNERABLE actually… Hope this nano post of mine opens your eyes and shows you that in warfare brainy strategy can alter every enemy tide so don’t snore during Math and Physics classes and if you got genetics you were blessed with upon birth such as stratospheric “IQ,” no amount of their money can outsmart you because even if you were born a King but lack IQ, you have NOTHING!
Where do I stand and who is my ally?
Actually, I’m just being a total dick but none of the sides here is mine so a total neutral party, being a dick notwithstanding!
The more they go at each other, the more ammo I will have for my fuck them all posts, other than that; NO RUNNING HORSEY OF MINE HERE SO I SIT THIS ONE ON SIDELINES BY CHOICE AS “SERBIAN SPECTATOR” and fuck with all parties as I look forward to their Naval Warfare Octagon so I could enjoy this gladiator battle of the 21St Century..
Make sure you cancel Cable and enjoy the show!
Stateless Warrior
At random any and all Oil tankers included!
Fire on all merchants at random and start killing them!
Seize cargo and or sink vessels! Turn Strait of Hormuz into a merchant ship graveyard! I would also activate sleeper cells in USA and get busy if I were an Iranian…
Reason?
Target their nuclear facilities and their outdated grid but would time it during summer heat when they are most vulnerable in Staes that voted for Trump.
And I left the best part for last…
I would get Houti’s to create a dual choke point with targeting of French Naval escort fleet to ensure perpetual sinking and or seizing of all Cargo vessels…
Here is my detailed strategy, of what I would do if I were Iranian in charge of “Iranian Home OFFENCE to show how Iranians via the Houthis, could easily create a dual choke point and spike oil prices to $200 and fuck American MAGA fags at the pump all the way in USA, WHOA! So here is how Iran and the Houthis COULD EASILY Paralyze entire “Global Trade!”
I. My TOP Secret Fuck USA.gov Summary Via Naval Warfare
My Hook: The unthinkable is no longer theoretical. With ship traffic through the Strait of Hormuz down by 97% and the Red Sea aflame, the global economy faces its first "Dual Choke Point" crisis and Donald Trump, his first major assfuck, WHOA!
My Thesis: By coordinating actions between the Iranian military in the Gulf and Houthi proxies in Yemen, Tehran can mathematically strangle global oil supply triggering a spike to $200 per barrel.
My Goobal Stakes Glance; A look at how 20% of global oil (Hormuz) and 12% of global trade (Red Sea) being blocked simultaneously creates a supply shock worse than the 1970’s oil crisis…
II. Strategic Geography of My Warfare Pressure
My Northern Jaw (Iran): Iran’s direct control of the Strait of Hormuz. Details on the 20 million barrels per day that flow through this canyon and why it’s the world’s most important energy artery, THINK SEA AORTA ARTERY OF GLOBAL ENERGY!!!!!!
My Southern Jaw (The Houthis): The Houthis’ position in Yemen have a killer strategic position overlooking the Bab el-Mandeb Strait and have evolved from insurgents to a navy-capable force threatening the route to the Suez Canal, I’ll call them my new amigos in the Gulf, lol!
What Is My "Dual" Concept? Why a simultaneous threat is different from a singular one in Naval warfare? Well, if ships divert from the Red Sea they cannot simply bypass Hormuz you see… They are essentially trapped! And once trapped, subject to your WILL! All bow to the new Sea master Lord, lol! Secret God of Naval Warfare!
III. My Chosen Mechanism of Strangulation
My Phase 1: Denial and Harassment
Hormuz: Iran's seizure of tankers and missile drills, effectively halting 97% of traffic…
Red Sea: Houthi drone and missile attacks on vessels like the Maersk Hangzhou, forcing major shippers like Maersk to pause transit…
My Phase 2: The Insurance and Cost Spiral
How war risk premiums skyrocket.
The US response: A $20 billion reinsurance backstop. Why this gesture, while large, fails to calm markets if sailors refuse to sail and ships refuse to enter the war zone…
My Phase 3: The Logistics Crush
"Create Red Sea Crisis 2.0": Vessels must now avoid both Suez and Hormuz.
My Impact on capacity: My analysis suggesting the rerouting and congestion could wipe out 5% to 10% of global shipping capacity due to longer voyages around the Cape of Good Hope and massive port congestion in Europe, land of American enemy allies…
IV. My Math of $200 Oil
My Baseline: Normal global supply and the current risk premium (I estimate at $5-$10/barrel)..
My Shock Factor:
My Naval Warfare Baby Step 1: Loss of Iranian exports (approx. 3.5 million barrels per day).
My Naval Warfare Baby Step 2: Loss of confidence and insurance availability halting Gulf neighbor exports (Saudi, Iraq, UAE, Kuwait) via Hormuz and without Insurance, no cargo carrier would be fuckin dead transporting!
My Naval Warfare Baby Step 3: The "Visible" loss vs. the "Invisible" loss (My Just-in-time inventory paralysis).
My Price Elasticity Calculation:
Let me explain why my specific disruption strategy breaks traditional models and forces the market to price in the "worst-case scenario” because what I if I were an Iranian Admiral in charge of anti American Naval Warfare would want to do is whip American Wall Street faggots and continue the process as well…
Moving beyond the standard AmeriKKKan enemy’s Goldman Sachs estimate of an $8 spike per 1 million barrels lost…
My Strategic $200 Threshold: Why the combination of physical shortage and psychological panic (the "madness" I create amongst American populace and keenly aware of it as well with my Naval warfare dual choke point strategy…) pushes triple-digit spikes into quadruple digits temporarily which is what I would be aiming for and make that my Naval warfare objective against American Trump g-fags…
V. My Strategic Naval Warfare Ripple Effects (Beyond the Pump)
Inflation Resurgence: How my Navak warfare strategy driven $200 oil mathematically would impact American food prices (fertilizer: 1/3 of global trade through Hormuz by the way as I itemized absolutely all Cargi that moves through World’s Sea Pidgin asshole) and manufacturing.
Supply Chain Timeline Collapse: My mission would be to impact American supply chains and stretch them new assholes from 30 days to 45 days, emptying shelves SIMULTANEOUSLY in American ally Europe, Asia, and USA…
My Psychological Warfare IMOACT ON AMERICAN AND THEIR EUROPEAN ALLIES VIA “CNN Effect" on Markets: Inwould disseminate real-time video of burning tankers which my Iranian warriors struck to create a feedback loop that drives speculative trading and hoarding. And would post and repost via bots farmed for that purpose on all 80+ major Global Social Platforms…
VI. My Naval Warfare Against USA Strategic Overview
So, is it sustainable? That depends whether Iran could hold the choke points long-term (likely not), but my argument is that they don't need to—because just a two-week shock is enough to reset oil prices and economic expectations for the year, no shit! Now, why is that? You see, the world has contingency plans for one war, but it does not have a plan for two choke points…..
And if there is going to be War, then what you are saying is than there is going to be slaughter, and if there is going to be slaughter, you win by doing all of it so create CHOKE POINTS at Sea and SUFFOCATE all your enemies SIMULTANEOUSLY!
But how would I sink their ships with most my Iranian arsenal offline?
Well, the goal here is not to actually sink many, but just to HIT THEM actually, duh! Lemme break down for you “The Anatomy of a Tanker,” where they break, and what hits them… To understand how my $200 oil becomes reality, you have to look beneath the waterline — NOT ABOVE you Naval warfare retards who I assume were birthed “Crack Babies?” Yes, modern commercial vessels are engineering marvels of resilience, but they all have breaking points and like American NAVY FAGS suffer from “Illusions of Invulnerability!” No such thing in either Navalmir any other warfare by the way…
When the container vessel ONE Majesty was struck recently, the damage looked dramatic—a hole roughly the size of a dinner plate punched through its hull. Yet the ship sailed on. During the height of the Houthi campaign, vessels like the Islander absorbed two missile hits and kept moving. The Laax took three. This isn't luck; it's design. Commercial ships are built with redundant systems and compartmentalized hulls specifically to survive damage that would even cripple a warship. You ever take an hour to analyze their structural design just for the hellmif it so you can know vulnerabilities of their Hull? But resilience has limits. The Strinda, a tanker hit in late 2023, demonstrated the real danger: not the initial penetration — but the fire that followed. After
My detailed analysis I quickly concluded that their Engine rooms are their Achilles' heel. A missile that finds the propulsion space or, worse, ignites volatile LNG or crude oil cargo, can turn a survivable hit into an absolute catastrophe which is what I was after… The Rubymar proved that sinking is possible—it eventually went down—but the True Confidence, despite suffering fatalities, remained afloat. The lesson is that physical destruction is secondary; the real weapon against any enemy, is actually “fear!” Americans spend over five decades bending over backwards every time Russians said “NYET” after Cuban Missile Crisis just because they FEAR THEM! They kiss PUTIN’s ass, just because they FEAR HIM! As a matter of fact, every time old man Outun farts, they shit their pants cause they FEAR HIM and yet, they have equal amount of nuclear weapons power wise, not missile count wise, perfectly capable of pulverizing entire fuckin Russia but since they fear him, he reigns supreme over them.. And had Americans figured out that Outin fears death more than any man on planet Earth, they would discover his Cryptonite and his mental hold over them would be over but American FEAR HIM so much, it is the sole basis of all their decision making processes and I just mention it here to show that “FEAR” is the most potent weapon of all against any enemy you will ever face! lol! Now back to what I was sayin…
Iran has spent decades studying precisely where these ships hurt. The result is an anti-ship arsenal that doesn't just throw missiles at vessels—it targets specific vulnerabilities across vast distances. For the Strait of Hormuz, where the water narrows to just twenty-five miles, I ans ann Iranian Admiral — for the sake of this post, would rely on speed and precision. The Khalij Fars is a ballistic missile designed specifically to punch through a deck. Traveling at five times the speed of sound with a warhead weighing nearly two-thirds of a ton, it doesn't need to be accurate to the inch—it just needs to “hit the merchant ship!” It’s descendants, the Hormuz-1 and Hormuz-2, are even more dangerous. They can home in on radar emissions, meaning if a ship turns on its defenses, it actually becomes a FREAQIN pinging beacon! For targets further out—say, a tanker trying to slip past Yemen or a container ship approaching the Bab el-Mandeb—I as an Iranian tactician, would deploy its cruise missile family. The Nasir, Noor, and Qader are essentially Iranian evolutions of the Chinese C-802 which by the way is the same technology that struck the Strinda. These missiles skim the waves making them nearly invisible to radar until seconds before impact! Kaboom! The Soumar and Hoveizeh extend this reach dramatically with ranges pushing past 2,500 kilometers. That means a missile launched from western Iran can threaten shipping in the Indian Ocean — far beyond the immediate Gulf!
Then there is the wildcard: the Shahid Mahdavi. This is not a weapon in the traditional sense, but a platform. It is a converted container ship that carries ballistic missiles in standard shipping containers. To a passing vessel or a satellite, it looks like just another cargo hauler—until the containers open and the Fateh-110 missiles launch. This "Q-ship" concept forces a terrifying calculus: any ship could be a warship and this is how I would target American vessels in their fuckin waters! But I’m not Iranian so American g-fags are very kucky indeed lol! I would also against Americans and their allies deploy Naval loitering munitions guided by artificial intelligence which can be released from submerged platforms. They are slow compared to missiles, but they are silent and nearly impossible to detect until they surface. For a tanker transiting at ten knots, an ambush from below is the stuff of mariners' nightmares so being that Pandora’s Box is your best Amigo in Warfare, Navalminckuded, I wouldn’t stop for Jack Shit until all get their ass hit! And now back to why sinking wouldn’t be my actual Goal?
Here is the strategic truth that drives my math to $200 oil: Iran does not need to sink ships. It only needs to hit them. The ONE Majesty proved that a glancing blow with minimal damage still makes global headlines. Every strike, regardless of outcome, triggers an insurance review annd subsequent CANCELLATION! Every review spikes premiums. Every spike forces shipowners to ask: Is the voyage worth the risk?
When the answer is no, my engineered NAVAL choke point closes. And when MY NAVAL choke point closes, the oil stays in the ground and the price goes through the roof AMD AMERICANS ANE THEUR EUROOEAN WESTERN ALLIES GET ASSFUCKED AT THE PUMP! You see, right now Americans and Israelis think they have won… That would be music to my Iranian ears cause now they are MOST VULNERABLE actually… Hope this nano post of mine opens your eyes and shows you that in warfare brainy strategy can alter every enemy tide so don’t snore during Math and Physics classes and if you got genetics you were blessed with upon birth such as stratospheric “IQ,” no amount of their money can outsmart you because even if you were born a King but lack IQ, you have NOTHING!
Where do I stand and who is my ally?
Actually, I’m just being a total dick but none of the sides here is mine so a total neutral party, being a dick notwithstanding!
The more they go at each other, the more ammo I will have for my fuck them all posts, other than that; NO RUNNING HORSEY OF MINE HERE SO I SIT THIS ONE ON SIDELINES BY CHOICE AS “SERBIAN SPECTATOR” and fuck with all parties as I look forward to their Naval Warfare Octagon so I could enjoy this gladiator battle of the 21St Century..
Make sure you cancel Cable and enjoy the show!
Stateless Warrior
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