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What I Would Do If I Were Iranian NAVY
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What I would do if I were Iranian NAVY? Well, the question of how to locate and destroy a US submarine would not be on my mind because it touches on a highly complex area of naval warfare and because American nuclear-powered attack submarines are among the most technologically advanced and quietest in the world which makes them extremely difficult to detect, I wouldn’t waste my time trying to find them. So what would I do cause I would want to target them all? How you might wonder? Easily! I would make use of NAVAL asymmetric warfare to counter superior technology American NAVY FAGS so stead of trying to hunt US subs in the open ocean, my strategy would aim to deny access to key areas like the “Persian Gulf” and the “Strait of Hormuz.” How you ask, again and again?
Well I can’t reveal that because that’s classified bitch! I Iranian Admiral will never tell! But since I’m not an Iranian Admiral, I will tell! Whoa! Your lucky fuckin day! You promise you won’t reveal it to American NAVY FAGS? Okay, then I will tell you..
I would rely on using the geography of the region to my advantage. What do I mean by that? I would make use of the shallow and congested waters of the “Persian Gulf” to complicate the operation of large American enemy submarines. My goal would not be to win a traditional battle at sea, but to create a "no-go" zone that is too dangerous and costly for American Navy fags to enter… You follow? No?
I would deploy my Serbian (Oops, sorry I forgot I was an Iranian for the sake of this post, won’t happen again, just kidding…) "Kill Box" Concept: By combining different assets, Iran aims to turn the “Strait of Hormuz” into a potential "kill box" which would allow me to target asymmetrically high-value Anerican enemy NAVY FAG naval units which I would easily able to accomplish by making use of underwater mines to channel or trap American enemy ships, and would then attack them with my submarines and missiles to finish them off! So with my Iranian fleet of approximately 20 Ghadir-class mini-submarines, I would engage American enemies through my asymmetric guerrilla Sea warfare..
With my small Iranian subs (only 29 meters long) I would “bottom-rest" them—shut down all systems and lie silently on the seabed which would make my Iranian subs in the acoustically complex waters of the Gulf, almost completely undetectable cause I can blend in with the seabed, making them very hard to detect and my small sub size would allow me to operate in waters less than 50 meters deep where larger American NAVY fag submarines can barely operate! In addition, I would lay extensive minefields in the “Strait of Hormuz” to create a "four-layer" to trap and damage any American enemy or that of any of their allies ship’s which date try to pass through. Clearing my Iranian mines would be a massive and time-consuming operation for American enemy Navy fags potentially taking 30-60 days during which I would easily be able to disrupt their global oil shipping again and again, as I just lay more mines till their Jesus come back in clouds! My asymmetric warfare against American NAVY fags would be to target their Naval assets even in Hawaii and I would engineer way of transporting explosives and agents to far corners of Earth to get them, would be open ended, and would target them where they feel INVINCIBLE!
But I’m not Iranian so I just wanted to show what I would do if I were their Admiral…
And what would I do if I were a Pentagonian Swine?
Well, my actions against them would depend on what they did to me, and consistency of their actions over time, so let’s analyze what they did to Americanos;
November 4, 1979 - U.S. Embassy in Tehran seized. 66 diplomats held 444 days.
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April 18, 1983 - Embassy bombing in Beirut. 17 Americans killed.
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October 23, 1983 - Marine barracks bombing in Beirut. 241 U.S. service members killed.
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March 16, 1984 - CIA Station Chief William Buckley kidnapped in Beirut; later killed.
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September 20, 1984 - Embassy annex bombing in Beirut. 2 U.S. service members killed.
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December 4, 1984 - Kuwait Airways Flight 221 hijacked. 2 U.S. officials killed.
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June 14, 1985 - TWA Flight 847 hijacked. U.S. Navy diver murdered.
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July 1989 - Marine Col. William Higgins killed by Hezbollah.
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April 9, 1995 - Car bombing in Gaza. 1 American killed.
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August 21, 1995 - Bus bombing in Jerusalem. 1 American killed.
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February 26, 1996 - Bus bombing in Jerusalem. 3 Americans killed.
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March 4, 1996 - Shopping center bombing in Tel Aviv. 2 Americans killed.
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May 13, 1996 - Shooting in West Bank. 1 American killed.
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June 25, 1996 - Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia. 19 U.S. Airmen killed.
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September 4, 1997 - Bus bombing in Jerusalem. 1 American killed.
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August 7, 1998 - Embassy bombings in Kenya/Tanzania. 12 Americans killed.
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August 9, 2001 - Bombing in Jerusalem. 3 Americans killed.
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January 2002 - Shooting in West Bank. 1 American killed.
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July 31, 2002 - Hebrew University bombing. 5 Americans killed.
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June 11, 2003 - Bus bombing in Jerusalem. 1 American killed.
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October 15, 2003 - Bombing in Gaza. 3 U.S. diplomatic personnel killed.
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2003 - 2011 - Iraq War. Iran-backed militias kill at least 603 U.S. troops.
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August 19, 2003 - Bus bombing in Jerusalem. 5 Americans killed.
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August 2006 - IDF soldier killed by Hezbollah in Lebanon. 1 American killed.
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January 20, 2007 - Karbala attack. 5 U.S. soldiers killed.
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March 2007 - Robert Levinson disappeared in Iran; believed died in custody.
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July 2014 - IDF soldiers killed by Hamas. 2 Americans killed.
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October 2015 - Drive-by shooting in West Bank. 1 American killed.
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December 27, 2019 - Rocket attack at K1 Air Base, Iraq. 1 U.S. contractor killed.
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January 7/8, 2020 - Ballistic missile attack on Ain al-Asad, Iraq. 109 U.S. troops injured.
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February 15, 2021 - Rocket attack in Erbil, Iraq. 1 U.S. service member, 4 contractors wounded.
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July 2021 - Rocket/drone attacks in Iraq/Syria. 2 U.S. service members wounded.
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September 2022 - Rocket attack in Iraqi Kurdistan. 1 American killed.
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November 2022 - Shooting in Baghdad. 1 American killed.
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March 23, 2023 - Drone attack in Syria. 1 U.S. contractor killed, 5 service members wounded.
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October 7, 2023 - Hamas attack on Israel. 46 Americans killed, at least 12 kidnapped.
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December 25, 2023 - Attack on Erbil Air Base, Iraq. 3 U.S. service members wounded.
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January 28, 2024 - Drone attack on Tower 22, Jordan. 3 U.S. service members killed, 40+ wounded.
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November 2024 - Iranian asset charged in U.S. for plot to assassinate President Trump.
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Oct 2023 - Nov 2024 - Iran proxies conduct 180+ attacks. 180+ U.S. service members wounded.
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June 23, 2025 - Missiles launched at Al Udeid Air Base, Qatar.
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Feb 28, 2026 - Iran launches Operation True Promise 4. Multiple bases targeted: Al Dhafra (UAE), NSA Bahrain, Al Udeid (Qatar), Ali al Salem (Kuwait).
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March 1, 2026 - Drone strikes Camp Beuhring, Kuwait.
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March 2, 2026 - CENTCOM confirms 6 U.S. service members KIA from initial strikes. Tanker strike kills civilian in Bahrain.
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March 3, 2026 - Iran claims 650+ U.S. personnel killed/wounded in first 48 hours. U.S. confirms 4 KIA at that time.
I would have bombed them to extinction back in 1981 to be exact, but tha might be overkill to an American in their culture cause my brain is Serbian and I don’t take prisoners, ahem….
But since I am not a Pentagonian Swine, I wouldn’t be caught dead not exploiting an opportunity to flamboyantly conceal idiosyncrasies of my plausible hypothetical actions so, shame on you Pentagon! How dare you start a war with a nation that has been ramming their ducks in your faces since 1979?
Just kidding…
I think that the right thing to do is to step back and let USA, Israel, and Iran summit the fuck out and stay the fuck out of it cause it don’t concern me other than for pussies of Satire and to mock one, two, or all three at a time with a CAVEAT herein as FEDERAL G-fags gave their lil muni bitches of LA order to abduct my beloved mama on 12/06/2017 so… I’m a root fuh’ Iranians jus’ ovuh that one, no other reason in the slightest! Other than stated; No PEACE TO G-FAG STALKER AGENT FAGS AND CUNTS OF USA!
https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/
Sec’ you pulled this one, eternal enemies we became and I will side even with Satan himself jus to see your filthy .MIKITARY g-fags get ass cap’n wherever they is deployed!
Stateless Warrior
Well I can’t reveal that because that’s classified bitch! I Iranian Admiral will never tell! But since I’m not an Iranian Admiral, I will tell! Whoa! Your lucky fuckin day! You promise you won’t reveal it to American NAVY FAGS? Okay, then I will tell you..
I would rely on using the geography of the region to my advantage. What do I mean by that? I would make use of the shallow and congested waters of the “Persian Gulf” to complicate the operation of large American enemy submarines. My goal would not be to win a traditional battle at sea, but to create a "no-go" zone that is too dangerous and costly for American Navy fags to enter… You follow? No?
I would deploy my Serbian (Oops, sorry I forgot I was an Iranian for the sake of this post, won’t happen again, just kidding…) "Kill Box" Concept: By combining different assets, Iran aims to turn the “Strait of Hormuz” into a potential "kill box" which would allow me to target asymmetrically high-value Anerican enemy NAVY FAG naval units which I would easily able to accomplish by making use of underwater mines to channel or trap American enemy ships, and would then attack them with my submarines and missiles to finish them off! So with my Iranian fleet of approximately 20 Ghadir-class mini-submarines, I would engage American enemies through my asymmetric guerrilla Sea warfare..
With my small Iranian subs (only 29 meters long) I would “bottom-rest" them—shut down all systems and lie silently on the seabed which would make my Iranian subs in the acoustically complex waters of the Gulf, almost completely undetectable cause I can blend in with the seabed, making them very hard to detect and my small sub size would allow me to operate in waters less than 50 meters deep where larger American NAVY fag submarines can barely operate! In addition, I would lay extensive minefields in the “Strait of Hormuz” to create a "four-layer" to trap and damage any American enemy or that of any of their allies ship’s which date try to pass through. Clearing my Iranian mines would be a massive and time-consuming operation for American enemy Navy fags potentially taking 30-60 days during which I would easily be able to disrupt their global oil shipping again and again, as I just lay more mines till their Jesus come back in clouds! My asymmetric warfare against American NAVY fags would be to target their Naval assets even in Hawaii and I would engineer way of transporting explosives and agents to far corners of Earth to get them, would be open ended, and would target them where they feel INVINCIBLE!
But I’m not Iranian so I just wanted to show what I would do if I were their Admiral…
And what would I do if I were a Pentagonian Swine?
Well, my actions against them would depend on what they did to me, and consistency of their actions over time, so let’s analyze what they did to Americanos;
November 4, 1979 - U.S. Embassy in Tehran seized. 66 diplomats held 444 days.
---
April 18, 1983 - Embassy bombing in Beirut. 17 Americans killed.
---
October 23, 1983 - Marine barracks bombing in Beirut. 241 U.S. service members killed.
---
March 16, 1984 - CIA Station Chief William Buckley kidnapped in Beirut; later killed.
---
September 20, 1984 - Embassy annex bombing in Beirut. 2 U.S. service members killed.
---
December 4, 1984 - Kuwait Airways Flight 221 hijacked. 2 U.S. officials killed.
---
June 14, 1985 - TWA Flight 847 hijacked. U.S. Navy diver murdered.
---
July 1989 - Marine Col. William Higgins killed by Hezbollah.
---
April 9, 1995 - Car bombing in Gaza. 1 American killed.
---
August 21, 1995 - Bus bombing in Jerusalem. 1 American killed.
---
February 26, 1996 - Bus bombing in Jerusalem. 3 Americans killed.
---
March 4, 1996 - Shopping center bombing in Tel Aviv. 2 Americans killed.
---
May 13, 1996 - Shooting in West Bank. 1 American killed.
---
June 25, 1996 - Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia. 19 U.S. Airmen killed.
---
September 4, 1997 - Bus bombing in Jerusalem. 1 American killed.
---
August 7, 1998 - Embassy bombings in Kenya/Tanzania. 12 Americans killed.
---
August 9, 2001 - Bombing in Jerusalem. 3 Americans killed.
---
January 2002 - Shooting in West Bank. 1 American killed.
---
July 31, 2002 - Hebrew University bombing. 5 Americans killed.
---
June 11, 2003 - Bus bombing in Jerusalem. 1 American killed.
---
October 15, 2003 - Bombing in Gaza. 3 U.S. diplomatic personnel killed.
---
2003 - 2011 - Iraq War. Iran-backed militias kill at least 603 U.S. troops.
---
August 19, 2003 - Bus bombing in Jerusalem. 5 Americans killed.
---
August 2006 - IDF soldier killed by Hezbollah in Lebanon. 1 American killed.
---
January 20, 2007 - Karbala attack. 5 U.S. soldiers killed.
---
March 2007 - Robert Levinson disappeared in Iran; believed died in custody.
---
July 2014 - IDF soldiers killed by Hamas. 2 Americans killed.
---
October 2015 - Drive-by shooting in West Bank. 1 American killed.
---
December 27, 2019 - Rocket attack at K1 Air Base, Iraq. 1 U.S. contractor killed.
---
January 7/8, 2020 - Ballistic missile attack on Ain al-Asad, Iraq. 109 U.S. troops injured.
---
February 15, 2021 - Rocket attack in Erbil, Iraq. 1 U.S. service member, 4 contractors wounded.
---
July 2021 - Rocket/drone attacks in Iraq/Syria. 2 U.S. service members wounded.
---
September 2022 - Rocket attack in Iraqi Kurdistan. 1 American killed.
---
November 2022 - Shooting in Baghdad. 1 American killed.
---
March 23, 2023 - Drone attack in Syria. 1 U.S. contractor killed, 5 service members wounded.
---
October 7, 2023 - Hamas attack on Israel. 46 Americans killed, at least 12 kidnapped.
---
December 25, 2023 - Attack on Erbil Air Base, Iraq. 3 U.S. service members wounded.
---
January 28, 2024 - Drone attack on Tower 22, Jordan. 3 U.S. service members killed, 40+ wounded.
---
November 2024 - Iranian asset charged in U.S. for plot to assassinate President Trump.
---
Oct 2023 - Nov 2024 - Iran proxies conduct 180+ attacks. 180+ U.S. service members wounded.
---
June 23, 2025 - Missiles launched at Al Udeid Air Base, Qatar.
---
Feb 28, 2026 - Iran launches Operation True Promise 4. Multiple bases targeted: Al Dhafra (UAE), NSA Bahrain, Al Udeid (Qatar), Ali al Salem (Kuwait).
---
March 1, 2026 - Drone strikes Camp Beuhring, Kuwait.
---
March 2, 2026 - CENTCOM confirms 6 U.S. service members KIA from initial strikes. Tanker strike kills civilian in Bahrain.
---
March 3, 2026 - Iran claims 650+ U.S. personnel killed/wounded in first 48 hours. U.S. confirms 4 KIA at that time.
I would have bombed them to extinction back in 1981 to be exact, but tha might be overkill to an American in their culture cause my brain is Serbian and I don’t take prisoners, ahem….
But since I am not a Pentagonian Swine, I wouldn’t be caught dead not exploiting an opportunity to flamboyantly conceal idiosyncrasies of my plausible hypothetical actions so, shame on you Pentagon! How dare you start a war with a nation that has been ramming their ducks in your faces since 1979?
Just kidding…
I think that the right thing to do is to step back and let USA, Israel, and Iran summit the fuck out and stay the fuck out of it cause it don’t concern me other than for pussies of Satire and to mock one, two, or all three at a time with a CAVEAT herein as FEDERAL G-fags gave their lil muni bitches of LA order to abduct my beloved mama on 12/06/2017 so… I’m a root fuh’ Iranians jus’ ovuh that one, no other reason in the slightest! Other than stated; No PEACE TO G-FAG STALKER AGENT FAGS AND CUNTS OF USA!
https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/
Sec’ you pulled this one, eternal enemies we became and I will side even with Satan himself jus to see your filthy .MIKITARY g-fags get ass cap’n wherever they is deployed!
Stateless Warrior
