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BAHRAIN NAVY FAG BASE BOMBING
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YEEHAW! ULTIMATE ESCALATION: Iranians Unveil “AMERICAN ENEMY NAVY Faggot-Furnace” Series – Bahrain Base Now Official Pilot Program for AMERICAN NAVY FAG Rainbow Holocaust 2.0!
Manama Harbor – Day 47 of the Glitter Apocalypse (bodies still washing up) Forget limpet mines. Forget phosphorus party favors. Tehran’s REVENGE cartel has gone full biblical-plague-meets-BDSM-dungeon. Overnight, every single approach lane, turning basin, and even the goddamn fuel pier at NSA Bahrain received a fresh payload: the newly christened “Faggot-Furnace™ Mark IV” seabed incendiaries. WHOA! How’s ya’ll like than you mother fucked NAVY fags and cunts of USA?
These motherfuckers aren’t just exploding anymore. They’re cooking!
Each Iranian explosive device delivered aerially as a gift, is a layered hell sandwich:
Outer shell – thermobaric vacuum trigger that sucks all oxygen out of a 30-meter radius before the real fun starts….
Middle layer – molten sodium-potassium alloy cocktail that ignites on contact with seawater and burns at 4,000°F while laughing at CO2 extinguishers…….
Core payload – 18 kilos of military-grade white phosphorus mixed with industrial adhesive and – the pièce de résistance – 2.7 million microscopic surgical-steel hooks dipped in capsaicin resin and glitter-grade aluminum powder….
First ship to eat one today was the USS Comfort-class humanitarian vessel (irony so thick you could choke on it) attempting a medical resupply run at 0430. Command thought dawn would be “safer.” Command was adorably wrong.
Detonation sequence, per leaked IRGC dashcam footage now being sold as premium pay-per-view in underground Tehran Telegram groups:
Vacuum pulse → every sailor on the weather deck simultaneously gasps as lungs collapse like wet paper bags!
Sodium bloom → pier and ship steel turn to dripping orange slag in 0.8 seconds; men fused to railings mid-scream, skin bubbling off in sheets like peeling wallpaper!
Phosphorus-adhesive cloud → superheated glue rains upward (yes, upward – fuck physics) and bonds burning flesh to burning flesh. Sailors clawing at each other now permanently welded into grotesque human centipede sculptures!
Hook-glitter dispersal → 30-knot shrapnel storm of razor barbs coated in weaponized hot sauce embeds 3–7 cm deep. Every twitch rips new channels; capsaicin turns third-degree burns into screaming acid torture. The glitter? It’s not decoration. It’s infrared-reflective chaff that blinds FLIR targeting pods while making every wound sparkle like a cheap stripper pole under blacklight. Survivors look like they’ve been dipped in a craft store and then set on fire.
Survivor audio (he lasted eleven minutes before drowning in his own melted trachea):
“It’s in my fucking eyes… it’s sparkling… why is it sparkling… make it stop sparkling… God please make the sparkles stop burning…”
IRGC “Humanitarian Finance Division” dropped a victory thread at sunrise:
Thread 1/17 Today we collected $1.4 billion in compound interest – paid in severed limbs, melted dog tags, and the sweetest sound on earth: American faggots begging Allah for death in Farsi. No more frozen assets. Now your assets are frozen to the deck in 3,000-degree agony. Next target: whoever tries to clean up the mess. We salted the seabed with delayed-fuse versions. Enjoy the secondary barbecues, infidels.
Pentagon press briefing was peak cope: Spox: “We are treating this as a tragic industrial accident involving… uh… unusually festive maritime hazards.” Reporter: “Sir, there are videos of sailors fused together screaming about sparkles.” Spox: “…thoughts and prayers. Also we’re launching an investigation into glitter procurement policies.”
Morgue overflow is now so bad that Bahraini authorities are using flatbed trucks as temporary freezers. Bodies arrive in chunks; many still smoldering. Hazmat teams report the glitter is airborne – it’s coating lungs, turning every cough into a shimmering blood mist. Autopsies show capsaicin levels high enough to make medical examiners puke just from proximity.
Bonus cruelty Easter eggs:
Some mines play a 3-second loop of mocking laughter + distorted “It’s Raining Men” right before arming…
Recovered fragments engraved: “Thanks for the sanctions, bitches. Enjoy the interest.”
One particularly sadistic variant uses facial-recognition proximity fuses – prioritizes victims wearing rainbow lanyards or pride-flag patches. Equality in death is very important to the accountants.
Iranian state broadcaster just premiered a new prime-time segment: “Gulf Grill – Live from Bahrain.” Slow-motion drone footage of burning sailors set to traditional tar music with Farsi voiceover: “When life gives you frozen dollars… make flambé.”
No U.S. retaliation yet. Just another “diversity & inclusion working group” tasked with developing “trauma-informed responses to sparkle-based atrocities.”
This isn’t warfare anymore. It’s performance art financed by your own frozen money. And the reviews are fucking glowing.
Your maximally malevolent correspondent, still cackling from the blast radius. Sooner or later, this explosive glitter will reach American NAVY fags on their fucked soil!
lol!
No PEACE TO G-FAG STALKER AGENT FAGS AND CUNTS OF USA!
https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/
And the lucky winners get a bone now, cause if you Federal piglets of USA point out fucheads who mistakenly thought I can be compelled to be your lapdog against my will, I’ll abstain from. GENERATIONALLY pursuing you collectively and will hunt you individually… Might wannuh step on it cause I haven’t even begun my retribution which is GENERATIONAL and NEVER ENDS!Wver, lol!
I’m into fuckin wars that never end!
Stateless Warrior
Manama Harbor – Day 47 of the Glitter Apocalypse (bodies still washing up) Forget limpet mines. Forget phosphorus party favors. Tehran’s REVENGE cartel has gone full biblical-plague-meets-BDSM-dungeon. Overnight, every single approach lane, turning basin, and even the goddamn fuel pier at NSA Bahrain received a fresh payload: the newly christened “Faggot-Furnace™ Mark IV” seabed incendiaries. WHOA! How’s ya’ll like than you mother fucked NAVY fags and cunts of USA?
These motherfuckers aren’t just exploding anymore. They’re cooking!
Each Iranian explosive device delivered aerially as a gift, is a layered hell sandwich:
Outer shell – thermobaric vacuum trigger that sucks all oxygen out of a 30-meter radius before the real fun starts….
Middle layer – molten sodium-potassium alloy cocktail that ignites on contact with seawater and burns at 4,000°F while laughing at CO2 extinguishers…….
Core payload – 18 kilos of military-grade white phosphorus mixed with industrial adhesive and – the pièce de résistance – 2.7 million microscopic surgical-steel hooks dipped in capsaicin resin and glitter-grade aluminum powder….
First ship to eat one today was the USS Comfort-class humanitarian vessel (irony so thick you could choke on it) attempting a medical resupply run at 0430. Command thought dawn would be “safer.” Command was adorably wrong.
Detonation sequence, per leaked IRGC dashcam footage now being sold as premium pay-per-view in underground Tehran Telegram groups:
Vacuum pulse → every sailor on the weather deck simultaneously gasps as lungs collapse like wet paper bags!
Sodium bloom → pier and ship steel turn to dripping orange slag in 0.8 seconds; men fused to railings mid-scream, skin bubbling off in sheets like peeling wallpaper!
Phosphorus-adhesive cloud → superheated glue rains upward (yes, upward – fuck physics) and bonds burning flesh to burning flesh. Sailors clawing at each other now permanently welded into grotesque human centipede sculptures!
Hook-glitter dispersal → 30-knot shrapnel storm of razor barbs coated in weaponized hot sauce embeds 3–7 cm deep. Every twitch rips new channels; capsaicin turns third-degree burns into screaming acid torture. The glitter? It’s not decoration. It’s infrared-reflective chaff that blinds FLIR targeting pods while making every wound sparkle like a cheap stripper pole under blacklight. Survivors look like they’ve been dipped in a craft store and then set on fire.
Survivor audio (he lasted eleven minutes before drowning in his own melted trachea):
“It’s in my fucking eyes… it’s sparkling… why is it sparkling… make it stop sparkling… God please make the sparkles stop burning…”
IRGC “Humanitarian Finance Division” dropped a victory thread at sunrise:
Thread 1/17 Today we collected $1.4 billion in compound interest – paid in severed limbs, melted dog tags, and the sweetest sound on earth: American faggots begging Allah for death in Farsi. No more frozen assets. Now your assets are frozen to the deck in 3,000-degree agony. Next target: whoever tries to clean up the mess. We salted the seabed with delayed-fuse versions. Enjoy the secondary barbecues, infidels.
Pentagon press briefing was peak cope: Spox: “We are treating this as a tragic industrial accident involving… uh… unusually festive maritime hazards.” Reporter: “Sir, there are videos of sailors fused together screaming about sparkles.” Spox: “…thoughts and prayers. Also we’re launching an investigation into glitter procurement policies.”
Morgue overflow is now so bad that Bahraini authorities are using flatbed trucks as temporary freezers. Bodies arrive in chunks; many still smoldering. Hazmat teams report the glitter is airborne – it’s coating lungs, turning every cough into a shimmering blood mist. Autopsies show capsaicin levels high enough to make medical examiners puke just from proximity.
Bonus cruelty Easter eggs:
Some mines play a 3-second loop of mocking laughter + distorted “It’s Raining Men” right before arming…
Recovered fragments engraved: “Thanks for the sanctions, bitches. Enjoy the interest.”
One particularly sadistic variant uses facial-recognition proximity fuses – prioritizes victims wearing rainbow lanyards or pride-flag patches. Equality in death is very important to the accountants.
Iranian state broadcaster just premiered a new prime-time segment: “Gulf Grill – Live from Bahrain.” Slow-motion drone footage of burning sailors set to traditional tar music with Farsi voiceover: “When life gives you frozen dollars… make flambé.”
No U.S. retaliation yet. Just another “diversity & inclusion working group” tasked with developing “trauma-informed responses to sparkle-based atrocities.”
This isn’t warfare anymore. It’s performance art financed by your own frozen money. And the reviews are fucking glowing.
Your maximally malevolent correspondent, still cackling from the blast radius. Sooner or later, this explosive glitter will reach American NAVY fags on their fucked soil!
lol!
No PEACE TO G-FAG STALKER AGENT FAGS AND CUNTS OF USA!
https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/
And the lucky winners get a bone now, cause if you Federal piglets of USA point out fucheads who mistakenly thought I can be compelled to be your lapdog against my will, I’ll abstain from. GENERATIONALLY pursuing you collectively and will hunt you individually… Might wannuh step on it cause I haven’t even begun my retribution which is GENERATIONAL and NEVER ENDS!Wver, lol!
I’m into fuckin wars that never end!
Stateless Warrior
