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Several U.S. Fighter Planes Crashed in Kuwait
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Radio comm of American enemy Air g-fags intercepted by MyVideoTime.com, here is highly classified copy just for you!
CLASSIFIED SITREP – AFTER ACTION REPORT (AAR) – OPERATION “BLUE ON BLUE BUFFET: FULL AFTERBURNER HATE MODE”
Date: 17 Feb 2026
Location: The new 1/4-mile-long smoking furrow that used to be Eagle 2-1’s CAS orbit
Updated Callsigns (etched in titanium and bad blood):
Eagle 2-1 → “BRRRRT’d Bitch” / “Friendly-Fire FOD” / “Negative IFF Poster Child”
Warthog 3-4 “Porkchop” → “GAU-8 Glory Hole” / “$87M Trigger-Happy Window Licker” / “The Human Malfunction Indicator Light”
Checkmate → “IFF Blind Fuckstick” / “Scope-Sucking Bandwidth Vampire” / “The Guy Who Can’t Tell a Strike Eagle from a Syrian Su-22 on bath salts”
Extended Timeline of Maximum Contempt & DoD-Level Verbal Napalm
0643:14Z – Porkchop squeezes the trigger and the GAU-8 vomits 4,200 rpm of “sorry-not-sorry” directly into Eagle 2-1’s port nacelle like it’s trying to qualify for the divorce rate.
Right stabilator departs company faster than a dependent at a PCS party.
Jet rolls inverted, engines screaming like they just found out they’re adopted.
Eagle 2-1 (screaming over guard like a divorced WSO on his third Jack & Monster):
“PORKCHOP YOU DEGENERATE, SINGLE-ENGINE, LOW-ASPECT-RATIO, TIN-BATH-TUB-RIDING, 30mm-COMPENSATING, CAS-CLOWN, TRIGGER-HAPPY, IFF-IGNORANT, MOIST-TOWELETTE-FOR-BRAINS, BOTTOM-TIER, O-VERY-LITTLE-COCK, DEPLOYMENT-DODGING, DFAC-DIPPING, CRAYON-MAINLINING, SISTER-HUMPING, RECRUITING-POSTER-FOR-ABORTION, AIRMAN-FIRST-CLASS MENTALITY IN AN O-3 BODY MOTHERFUCKER! YOU JUST TURNED MY DUAL-VERTICAL-STAB, TWIN-ENGINE, MACH-2.5 FREEDOM SLINGER INTO A $92 MILLION GLIDER BECAUSE YOUR BRAIN IS SO SMALL IT NEEDS A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO FIND ITS OWN THOUGHTS!”
Porkchop (still orbiting, tone flatter than a carrier deck):
“Eagle, chill bro. You were hot, fast, low, twin-tail, no squawk reply on Mode 4. That’s literally the definition of ‘enemy fast-mover’ in the A-10 NATOPS. Blame the ROE pocket card, not my trigger finger.”
0644:04Z – Eagle 2-1 punches out. Maj. Chad “Trust-Fund Afterburner” McButtface gets Martin-Baker’d into a 420-knot windblast.
Chute deploys. Pilot immediately becomes a human windsock tangled in a date palm at 800 AGL.
First words post-impact, still clipped to risers, voice pure distilled hate:
“PORKCHOP I’M GONNA RAM MY SURVIVAL RADIO SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU’LL BROADCAST GUARD CHANNEL 243.0 OUT YOUR NOSTRILS! THEN I’M GONNA USE YOUR OWN EJECTION SEAT AS A BATON TO BEAT YOUR SKULL INTO NEXT WEEK’S AAR BRIEF, YOU SLOW-TURNING, LOW-ALTITUDE, BRRRRT-BRAINED, FRIENDLY-FIRE FETISHIST, SINGLE-ENGINE-IMPOTENT, GROUND-POUNDING, CAS-CREEP, TAXPAYER-LEECHING, O-CLUB-BLACKLISTED, HUMAN GARBAGE BARGE OF AN AIRMAN!”
Porkchop makes another lazy left turn overhead:
“Eagle, you want top cover while the PJ’s cut you down? I still got 800 rounds of HEI. Call it close air support… emphasis on close.”
Eagle 2-1 (inverted, blood rushing to rage center, screaming like a banshee on bath salts):
“CLOSE AIR SUPPORT? YOU COULDN’T SUPPORT A GODDAMN LIMP DICK WITH A CRANE, YOU A-10 LARPER, 11-MILE VISIBILITY, PID-AS-A-SPORT, TRIGGER-DISCIPLINE-IS-FOR-PUSSIES, MOM-STILL-CUTS-YOUR-FOOD, DEPLOYMENT-DIET-COKE-DRINKING, C-130-COCKBLOCKED, BRRRRT-COMPENSATING, NEGATIVE-Gs-IN-THE-BRAINPAN, WALKING VIOLATION OF THE POSITIVE CONTROL CHECKLIST MOTHERFUCKER!”
0652Z – PJs arrive, already dropping TikTok stitches titled “When Your Wingman Is Also Your Worst Enemy”.
Lead PJ on internal comms: “We got one O-4 doing an involuntary full-body crucifixion in a palm tree. Request permission to leave him up there as a new desert landmark: ‘Friendly Fire Memorial Tree – Sponsored by A-10s’.”
Second PJ: “Negative. SARC wants video of him crying on the walk back to base for the safety stand-down brief.”
0655Z – Porkchop’s final, desperate, career-ending attempt at de-escalation over guard:
“Eagle… look man, I’ll buy you a new jet. Or at least the ejection seat pins. I got like $62 in my TSP after last month’s Vegas TDY. We good?”
Eagle 2-1 (being chainsawed free, still spitting blood and venom):
“GOOD? I’M GONNA MAKE YOU EAT EVERY LAST LINK OF 30mm YOU FIRED, YOU GAU-8 GOBBLING, BRRRRT-ADDICTED, IFF-BLIND, CAS-COWARD, FRIENDLY-FIRE FREAK, SINGLE-ENGINE-SAD-BOY, DEPLOYMENT-DODGING, O-VERY-LITTLE-COCK, HUMAN MALFUNCTION, AIR FORCE’S BIGGEST WALKING NEGATIVE RETENTION INCENTIVE MOTHERFUCKER! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I’M GONNA SHOVE YOUR HOG NOSE ART UP YOUR ASS SO FAR YOU’LL TASTE TITANIUM EVERY TIME YOU BREATHE!”
Final Tally / Maximum Burn Scorecard
F-15E: now classified as “high-speed kinetic landscaping tool”
Pilot ego: sub-orbital reentry failure
Porkcjop’s future: permanent broom detail at McMurdo Station
Camels: filed formal PTSD claim against A-10’s
Mil-TikTok stitches: 684 (top one is Porkchop’s own wingman slow-mo replay with “WAP” playing over the BRRRRT)
Official 332d AEW Hate-Mail Summary
To Porkchop: The Air Force regrets ever teaching you how to read a HUD. Enjoy your court-martial and your new callsign:
“Negative Retention.”
To Eagle 2-1: Your permanent callsign is now “BRRRRT Bait – The Sequel.” Get it tattooed on your chest.
To Checkmate: Your new AFSC is 3F5X1 – latrine attendant.
Congratulations on the lateral promotion.
This blue-on-blue was so savage it got its own Geneva Convention amendment titled “Article 69: Thou Shalt Not Be This Much of a Dick to Thy Own Wingman.”
Porkchop’s last transmission before they physically removed his headset:
“I still maintain positive PID. He flew like he owed me money.”
Rest in fucking pieces, Eagle 2-1.
You weren’t just friendly-fired.
You got verbally curb-stomped by your own service.
WARNING; this is end of official United States of AmericanAir Fag Radio intercept, do not disseminate!
Stateless Warrior appreciates Kuwaiti friendly fire with American enemy g-fags of Air Cunts squadron, shoot em down make em a clown!
And now the REAL leaked State Department Memo: The Great Kuwaiti Embassy BBQ – Family Edition: Now With Extra Trump Dynasty Roast
Posted by Anonymous Whistleblower on March 2, 2026 – Because when the embassy burns, the whole dysfunctional clan shows up to fan the flames.
Alright, truth warriors of San Jose (or wherever your VPN says you are tonight), I’ve got the “updated” memo hot off the scorched servers. This one’s gone full family roast mode – because why stop at Trump when you can drag the entire nepotistic circus into the inferno? Ivanka’s “stepping back” to sell Albanian beachfront dreams, Jared’s probably too busy pardoning Daddy-in-Law to notice the smoke, Don Jr.‘s board-hopping like it’s musical chairs for grifters, Eric’s running the family scam… er, business, Barron’s just towering awkwardly in the background like a confused giraffe at a State of the Union, and the in-laws? They’re getting ambassadorships faster than you can say “pardon me.” It’s cruel, it’s merciless, and it’s peak Stateless Warrior’s satire on the Trump family turning government into a reality TV reunion special gone wrong. Enjoy the family barbecue – extra crispy.
UNCLASSIFIED//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY – UNLESS YOU’RE TRUMP FAMILY, THEN IT’S YOUR PERSONAL BRANDING OPPORTUNITY SENSITIVE BUT ABSOLUTELY CHARRED TO A CRISP
MEMORANDUM FOR THE PRESIDENT (AND HIS EXTENDED CAST OF RELATIVES) FROM: AMB Karen Hideko Sasahara, U.S. Embassy Kuwait (Now Operating Out of a Charred Falafel Truck) THROUGH: Chargé d’Affaires a.i. Steven R. Butler (Still Coughing Up Ash and MAGA Merch) SUBJECT: After-Action Review – Embassy Incinerated in Trump Family Nepotism Bonfire; Urgent Plea to Keep the Dynasty Out of Foreign Policy Before We All End Up as Kebabs
1. EXECUTIVE SUMMARY (OR: HOW THE TRUMP KIDS TURNED OUR CHANCERY INTO A FAMILY BBQ PIT)
Mr. President (or should I say “Dad-in-Chief”?), with profound exhaustion and third-degree sarcasm, I report that the U.S. Embassy in Kuwait is now a smoking ruin – think Trump Tower after a bad spray-tan accident. As of 0300 local March 2, 2026, our Bayan compound resembles the aftermath of a “beautiful” family reunion: over-hyped, under-insured, and reeking of failure. Zero human casualties (Kuwaiti firefighters deserve medals), but we’ve lost the classified file cabinets, the Ambassador’s sanity, and any remaining dignity in the region.
This flaming fiasco? 100% traceable to your “genius” family-centric foreign policy: Tariffs that torch allies, tweets that ignite mobs, and in-laws handed ambassadorships like party favors. While Ivanka and Jared “step back” to chase luxury resorts in Albania (because nothing says “peace in the Middle East” like billion-dollar beachfront grift), Don Jr. vetoes “bad actors” from his podcast throne, Eric runs the Trump Org like it’s still 2016, Barron looms silently like the family’s human giraffe emoji, and the extended clan (Charles Kushner to France? Massad Boulos as Arab adviser? Kimberly Guilfoyle to Greece?) turns diplomacy into a nepotism speed-dating app. Cruel fact: Your “no family in White House roles” promise lasted about as long as your first marriage – the in-laws are now running the show while the kids cash in on boards and Bitcoin. Winning? More like whining while the embassy whines in flames.
2. CHRONOLOGY OF EVENTS (AKA: THE TRUMP DYNASTY SLOW-ROAST SPECIAL)
2359Z, March 1: Your midnight tweetstorm: “Kuwait = WEAK OIL LOSERS! Tariffs YUGE until they BEG! Ivanka says hi from Albania – best beaches, folks! #MAGA.” Mob assembles chanting “Death to the Grift Dynasty!” RSO begs for evac; Butler mutters “fake news fire” while checking Truth Social for Don Jr.’s latest board appointment.
0015Z: Protesters wave effigies of you in a golden diaper, plus smaller ones of Jared (“The Pardoned Prince”) and Charles Kushner (“France’s New Ambassador – Tax Evasion Edition”). Consul suggests cultural exchange: screening “The Apprentice: Nepotism Season.” Vetoed as “too meta.”
0030Z: Molotovs rain down. Political Officer quips: “At least Barron’s not here – he’d just stand there towering over the flames like a confused lighthouse.” Savage burn: Your youngest is taller than your approval ratings and twice as silent, almost a MUTE FUCK but when this American born Trump bastard speaks, he has a THICK SLOVENIAN ACCENT!
0045Z: Breach. Management Officer barricades with stacks of unread “Art of the Deal” sequels (ghostwritten by Eric?). I plead for backup: “Send Marines!” Response: “POTUS busy golfing; Don Jr. says veto the request – bad actor vibes.” Meanwhile, flames consume the visa section faster than Jared consumes pardons.
0100Z: Inferno peak. Butler broadcasts: “This is tremendous – like Ivanka’s fashion line, but hotter!” Economic Officer watches tariff binders burn, whispering “Karma’s got tiny hands.”
0130Z: Kuwaitis extinguish it after haggling “tariff relief on hoses.” Flag melts into a puddle resembling your spray tan mid-tantrum. Poetic justice for a family that treats government like a family business.
3. KEY PERSONNEL & FAMILY IMPACT (THE FULL DYNASTY ROAST AS TRUMP’S MISTAKENLY FANCY THEMSELVES KENNEDY’S!)
Ambassador Karen Hideko Sasahara: Singed soul. Yemen and Baghdad were picnics; surviving your family’s “diplomacy” is war crime territory. Request exfil to anywhere without a Trump in-law ambassadorship.
Chargé Steven R. Butler: Ash inhalation from inhaling his own delusions. His Brexit “skills” couldn’t Brexit a burning building. Cruel jab: He navigated EU drama, but can’t navigate past Don Jr.’s podcast ego.
The Trump Family Burn List:
Ivanka Trump: “Stepping back” to peddle Albanian resorts while her hubby Jared chills post-pardon era. Cruel satire: She’s the “classy” one – until the family grift hits the beach.
Jared Kushner: Too busy being “not the first choice” (Tom Brady was Dad’s pick, apparently) to notice the embassy blaze. Legacy: Pardoning Dad-in-Law and building failed peace plans.
Donald Trump Jr.: Board-hopping king – from guns to crypto to whatever pays. Vetoes “bad actors” while cashing checks. Burn: The family attack dog who barks louder on podcasts than in actual policy.
Eric Trump: Running the Trump Org like it’s still pre-indictment days. Quietly grifting while Lara eyes more RNC gigs. Burn: The “loyal son” who’s basically the human equivalent of a participation trophy.
Barron Trump: Towering awkwardly at SOTU like the family’s unused plot device. Burn: At 6’9” (or whatever), he’s the only one who can look down on the rest – literally ; and get away with it!
Tiffany Trump & In-Laws: Michael Boulos’ dad gets Arab adviser gig; Charles gets France. Burn: The family tree now has more ambassadorships than branches. Nepotism so blatant it needs its own tariff.
Kimberly Guilfoyle: Greece ambassadorship incoming. Burn: From Fox to Athens – because nothing says “diplomacy” like a screaming pundit in a toga.
4. LESSONS LEARNED (AKA: TRUMP FAMILY’S GREATEST HITS OF HYPOCRISY)
A. “No family in White House” = code for “in-laws only, kids get boards.”
B. Tariffs + tweets + nepotism = literal fire. Rename policy “Operation Enduring Grift.”
C. Morale: Lower than Barron’s public appearances. Watching the family pose at SOTU while we burn? Peak comedy if it weren’t tragic.
D. Host Nation: Amir sent a sympathy falcon. Suggest reciprocating with a non-flammable Trump wig collection.
5. RECOMMENDATIONS (BECAUSE FAMILY VALUES CLEARLY WORK)
Immediate: Evac non-essentials; leave the gold Trump portrait to melt.
Short-Term: Rebuild as “Trump Dynasty Resort Kuwait” – moats of Diet Coke, tariffs on oxygen, failing casino run by Eric.
Long-Term: Appoint the whole family to roles abroad – Ivanka to Albania, Don Jr. to a podcast island, Barron to the NBA (he’s tall enough).
Ultra-Cruel Bonus: Tariff mirrors so the family can’t see their own clown show. Or let Marines handle it – they know “family” means unit, not dynasty.
END OF MEMO. GOD BLESS AMERICA (AND SPARE US THE REUNION SPECIAL).
Attachments:
Scorched family photos (Barron towering over the ashes).
Butler’s melted phone (still on Truth Social).
My third resignation (this time notarized by a camel).
No PEACE TO G-FAG STALKER AGENT FAGS AND CUNTS OF USA!
https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/
Me join you?
I’ll even repay you fuh that….
Stateless Warrior
CLASSIFIED SITREP – AFTER ACTION REPORT (AAR) – OPERATION “BLUE ON BLUE BUFFET: FULL AFTERBURNER HATE MODE”
Date: 17 Feb 2026
Location: The new 1/4-mile-long smoking furrow that used to be Eagle 2-1’s CAS orbit
Updated Callsigns (etched in titanium and bad blood):
Eagle 2-1 → “BRRRRT’d Bitch” / “Friendly-Fire FOD” / “Negative IFF Poster Child”
Warthog 3-4 “Porkchop” → “GAU-8 Glory Hole” / “$87M Trigger-Happy Window Licker” / “The Human Malfunction Indicator Light”
Checkmate → “IFF Blind Fuckstick” / “Scope-Sucking Bandwidth Vampire” / “The Guy Who Can’t Tell a Strike Eagle from a Syrian Su-22 on bath salts”
Extended Timeline of Maximum Contempt & DoD-Level Verbal Napalm
0643:14Z – Porkchop squeezes the trigger and the GAU-8 vomits 4,200 rpm of “sorry-not-sorry” directly into Eagle 2-1’s port nacelle like it’s trying to qualify for the divorce rate.
Right stabilator departs company faster than a dependent at a PCS party.
Jet rolls inverted, engines screaming like they just found out they’re adopted.
Eagle 2-1 (screaming over guard like a divorced WSO on his third Jack & Monster):
“PORKCHOP YOU DEGENERATE, SINGLE-ENGINE, LOW-ASPECT-RATIO, TIN-BATH-TUB-RIDING, 30mm-COMPENSATING, CAS-CLOWN, TRIGGER-HAPPY, IFF-IGNORANT, MOIST-TOWELETTE-FOR-BRAINS, BOTTOM-TIER, O-VERY-LITTLE-COCK, DEPLOYMENT-DODGING, DFAC-DIPPING, CRAYON-MAINLINING, SISTER-HUMPING, RECRUITING-POSTER-FOR-ABORTION, AIRMAN-FIRST-CLASS MENTALITY IN AN O-3 BODY MOTHERFUCKER! YOU JUST TURNED MY DUAL-VERTICAL-STAB, TWIN-ENGINE, MACH-2.5 FREEDOM SLINGER INTO A $92 MILLION GLIDER BECAUSE YOUR BRAIN IS SO SMALL IT NEEDS A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO FIND ITS OWN THOUGHTS!”
Porkchop (still orbiting, tone flatter than a carrier deck):
“Eagle, chill bro. You were hot, fast, low, twin-tail, no squawk reply on Mode 4. That’s literally the definition of ‘enemy fast-mover’ in the A-10 NATOPS. Blame the ROE pocket card, not my trigger finger.”
0644:04Z – Eagle 2-1 punches out. Maj. Chad “Trust-Fund Afterburner” McButtface gets Martin-Baker’d into a 420-knot windblast.
Chute deploys. Pilot immediately becomes a human windsock tangled in a date palm at 800 AGL.
First words post-impact, still clipped to risers, voice pure distilled hate:
“PORKCHOP I’M GONNA RAM MY SURVIVAL RADIO SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU’LL BROADCAST GUARD CHANNEL 243.0 OUT YOUR NOSTRILS! THEN I’M GONNA USE YOUR OWN EJECTION SEAT AS A BATON TO BEAT YOUR SKULL INTO NEXT WEEK’S AAR BRIEF, YOU SLOW-TURNING, LOW-ALTITUDE, BRRRRT-BRAINED, FRIENDLY-FIRE FETISHIST, SINGLE-ENGINE-IMPOTENT, GROUND-POUNDING, CAS-CREEP, TAXPAYER-LEECHING, O-CLUB-BLACKLISTED, HUMAN GARBAGE BARGE OF AN AIRMAN!”
Porkchop makes another lazy left turn overhead:
“Eagle, you want top cover while the PJ’s cut you down? I still got 800 rounds of HEI. Call it close air support… emphasis on close.”
Eagle 2-1 (inverted, blood rushing to rage center, screaming like a banshee on bath salts):
“CLOSE AIR SUPPORT? YOU COULDN’T SUPPORT A GODDAMN LIMP DICK WITH A CRANE, YOU A-10 LARPER, 11-MILE VISIBILITY, PID-AS-A-SPORT, TRIGGER-DISCIPLINE-IS-FOR-PUSSIES, MOM-STILL-CUTS-YOUR-FOOD, DEPLOYMENT-DIET-COKE-DRINKING, C-130-COCKBLOCKED, BRRRRT-COMPENSATING, NEGATIVE-Gs-IN-THE-BRAINPAN, WALKING VIOLATION OF THE POSITIVE CONTROL CHECKLIST MOTHERFUCKER!”
0652Z – PJs arrive, already dropping TikTok stitches titled “When Your Wingman Is Also Your Worst Enemy”.
Lead PJ on internal comms: “We got one O-4 doing an involuntary full-body crucifixion in a palm tree. Request permission to leave him up there as a new desert landmark: ‘Friendly Fire Memorial Tree – Sponsored by A-10s’.”
Second PJ: “Negative. SARC wants video of him crying on the walk back to base for the safety stand-down brief.”
0655Z – Porkchop’s final, desperate, career-ending attempt at de-escalation over guard:
“Eagle… look man, I’ll buy you a new jet. Or at least the ejection seat pins. I got like $62 in my TSP after last month’s Vegas TDY. We good?”
Eagle 2-1 (being chainsawed free, still spitting blood and venom):
“GOOD? I’M GONNA MAKE YOU EAT EVERY LAST LINK OF 30mm YOU FIRED, YOU GAU-8 GOBBLING, BRRRRT-ADDICTED, IFF-BLIND, CAS-COWARD, FRIENDLY-FIRE FREAK, SINGLE-ENGINE-SAD-BOY, DEPLOYMENT-DODGING, O-VERY-LITTLE-COCK, HUMAN MALFUNCTION, AIR FORCE’S BIGGEST WALKING NEGATIVE RETENTION INCENTIVE MOTHERFUCKER! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I’M GONNA SHOVE YOUR HOG NOSE ART UP YOUR ASS SO FAR YOU’LL TASTE TITANIUM EVERY TIME YOU BREATHE!”
Final Tally / Maximum Burn Scorecard
F-15E: now classified as “high-speed kinetic landscaping tool”
Pilot ego: sub-orbital reentry failure
Porkcjop’s future: permanent broom detail at McMurdo Station
Camels: filed formal PTSD claim against A-10’s
Mil-TikTok stitches: 684 (top one is Porkchop’s own wingman slow-mo replay with “WAP” playing over the BRRRRT)
Official 332d AEW Hate-Mail Summary
To Porkchop: The Air Force regrets ever teaching you how to read a HUD. Enjoy your court-martial and your new callsign:
“Negative Retention.”
To Eagle 2-1: Your permanent callsign is now “BRRRRT Bait – The Sequel.” Get it tattooed on your chest.
To Checkmate: Your new AFSC is 3F5X1 – latrine attendant.
Congratulations on the lateral promotion.
This blue-on-blue was so savage it got its own Geneva Convention amendment titled “Article 69: Thou Shalt Not Be This Much of a Dick to Thy Own Wingman.”
Porkchop’s last transmission before they physically removed his headset:
“I still maintain positive PID. He flew like he owed me money.”
Rest in fucking pieces, Eagle 2-1.
You weren’t just friendly-fired.
You got verbally curb-stomped by your own service.
WARNING; this is end of official United States of AmericanAir Fag Radio intercept, do not disseminate!
Stateless Warrior appreciates Kuwaiti friendly fire with American enemy g-fags of Air Cunts squadron, shoot em down make em a clown!
And now the REAL leaked State Department Memo: The Great Kuwaiti Embassy BBQ – Family Edition: Now With Extra Trump Dynasty Roast
Posted by Anonymous Whistleblower on March 2, 2026 – Because when the embassy burns, the whole dysfunctional clan shows up to fan the flames.
Alright, truth warriors of San Jose (or wherever your VPN says you are tonight), I’ve got the “updated” memo hot off the scorched servers. This one’s gone full family roast mode – because why stop at Trump when you can drag the entire nepotistic circus into the inferno? Ivanka’s “stepping back” to sell Albanian beachfront dreams, Jared’s probably too busy pardoning Daddy-in-Law to notice the smoke, Don Jr.‘s board-hopping like it’s musical chairs for grifters, Eric’s running the family scam… er, business, Barron’s just towering awkwardly in the background like a confused giraffe at a State of the Union, and the in-laws? They’re getting ambassadorships faster than you can say “pardon me.” It’s cruel, it’s merciless, and it’s peak Stateless Warrior’s satire on the Trump family turning government into a reality TV reunion special gone wrong. Enjoy the family barbecue – extra crispy.
UNCLASSIFIED//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY – UNLESS YOU’RE TRUMP FAMILY, THEN IT’S YOUR PERSONAL BRANDING OPPORTUNITY SENSITIVE BUT ABSOLUTELY CHARRED TO A CRISP
MEMORANDUM FOR THE PRESIDENT (AND HIS EXTENDED CAST OF RELATIVES) FROM: AMB Karen Hideko Sasahara, U.S. Embassy Kuwait (Now Operating Out of a Charred Falafel Truck) THROUGH: Chargé d’Affaires a.i. Steven R. Butler (Still Coughing Up Ash and MAGA Merch) SUBJECT: After-Action Review – Embassy Incinerated in Trump Family Nepotism Bonfire; Urgent Plea to Keep the Dynasty Out of Foreign Policy Before We All End Up as Kebabs
1. EXECUTIVE SUMMARY (OR: HOW THE TRUMP KIDS TURNED OUR CHANCERY INTO A FAMILY BBQ PIT)
Mr. President (or should I say “Dad-in-Chief”?), with profound exhaustion and third-degree sarcasm, I report that the U.S. Embassy in Kuwait is now a smoking ruin – think Trump Tower after a bad spray-tan accident. As of 0300 local March 2, 2026, our Bayan compound resembles the aftermath of a “beautiful” family reunion: over-hyped, under-insured, and reeking of failure. Zero human casualties (Kuwaiti firefighters deserve medals), but we’ve lost the classified file cabinets, the Ambassador’s sanity, and any remaining dignity in the region.
This flaming fiasco? 100% traceable to your “genius” family-centric foreign policy: Tariffs that torch allies, tweets that ignite mobs, and in-laws handed ambassadorships like party favors. While Ivanka and Jared “step back” to chase luxury resorts in Albania (because nothing says “peace in the Middle East” like billion-dollar beachfront grift), Don Jr. vetoes “bad actors” from his podcast throne, Eric runs the Trump Org like it’s still 2016, Barron looms silently like the family’s human giraffe emoji, and the extended clan (Charles Kushner to France? Massad Boulos as Arab adviser? Kimberly Guilfoyle to Greece?) turns diplomacy into a nepotism speed-dating app. Cruel fact: Your “no family in White House roles” promise lasted about as long as your first marriage – the in-laws are now running the show while the kids cash in on boards and Bitcoin. Winning? More like whining while the embassy whines in flames.
2. CHRONOLOGY OF EVENTS (AKA: THE TRUMP DYNASTY SLOW-ROAST SPECIAL)
2359Z, March 1: Your midnight tweetstorm: “Kuwait = WEAK OIL LOSERS! Tariffs YUGE until they BEG! Ivanka says hi from Albania – best beaches, folks! #MAGA.” Mob assembles chanting “Death to the Grift Dynasty!” RSO begs for evac; Butler mutters “fake news fire” while checking Truth Social for Don Jr.’s latest board appointment.
0015Z: Protesters wave effigies of you in a golden diaper, plus smaller ones of Jared (“The Pardoned Prince”) and Charles Kushner (“France’s New Ambassador – Tax Evasion Edition”). Consul suggests cultural exchange: screening “The Apprentice: Nepotism Season.” Vetoed as “too meta.”
0030Z: Molotovs rain down. Political Officer quips: “At least Barron’s not here – he’d just stand there towering over the flames like a confused lighthouse.” Savage burn: Your youngest is taller than your approval ratings and twice as silent, almost a MUTE FUCK but when this American born Trump bastard speaks, he has a THICK SLOVENIAN ACCENT!
0045Z: Breach. Management Officer barricades with stacks of unread “Art of the Deal” sequels (ghostwritten by Eric?). I plead for backup: “Send Marines!” Response: “POTUS busy golfing; Don Jr. says veto the request – bad actor vibes.” Meanwhile, flames consume the visa section faster than Jared consumes pardons.
0100Z: Inferno peak. Butler broadcasts: “This is tremendous – like Ivanka’s fashion line, but hotter!” Economic Officer watches tariff binders burn, whispering “Karma’s got tiny hands.”
0130Z: Kuwaitis extinguish it after haggling “tariff relief on hoses.” Flag melts into a puddle resembling your spray tan mid-tantrum. Poetic justice for a family that treats government like a family business.
3. KEY PERSONNEL & FAMILY IMPACT (THE FULL DYNASTY ROAST AS TRUMP’S MISTAKENLY FANCY THEMSELVES KENNEDY’S!)
Ambassador Karen Hideko Sasahara: Singed soul. Yemen and Baghdad were picnics; surviving your family’s “diplomacy” is war crime territory. Request exfil to anywhere without a Trump in-law ambassadorship.
Chargé Steven R. Butler: Ash inhalation from inhaling his own delusions. His Brexit “skills” couldn’t Brexit a burning building. Cruel jab: He navigated EU drama, but can’t navigate past Don Jr.’s podcast ego.
The Trump Family Burn List:
Ivanka Trump: “Stepping back” to peddle Albanian resorts while her hubby Jared chills post-pardon era. Cruel satire: She’s the “classy” one – until the family grift hits the beach.
Jared Kushner: Too busy being “not the first choice” (Tom Brady was Dad’s pick, apparently) to notice the embassy blaze. Legacy: Pardoning Dad-in-Law and building failed peace plans.
Donald Trump Jr.: Board-hopping king – from guns to crypto to whatever pays. Vetoes “bad actors” while cashing checks. Burn: The family attack dog who barks louder on podcasts than in actual policy.
Eric Trump: Running the Trump Org like it’s still pre-indictment days. Quietly grifting while Lara eyes more RNC gigs. Burn: The “loyal son” who’s basically the human equivalent of a participation trophy.
Barron Trump: Towering awkwardly at SOTU like the family’s unused plot device. Burn: At 6’9” (or whatever), he’s the only one who can look down on the rest – literally ; and get away with it!
Tiffany Trump & In-Laws: Michael Boulos’ dad gets Arab adviser gig; Charles gets France. Burn: The family tree now has more ambassadorships than branches. Nepotism so blatant it needs its own tariff.
Kimberly Guilfoyle: Greece ambassadorship incoming. Burn: From Fox to Athens – because nothing says “diplomacy” like a screaming pundit in a toga.
4. LESSONS LEARNED (AKA: TRUMP FAMILY’S GREATEST HITS OF HYPOCRISY)
A. “No family in White House” = code for “in-laws only, kids get boards.”
B. Tariffs + tweets + nepotism = literal fire. Rename policy “Operation Enduring Grift.”
C. Morale: Lower than Barron’s public appearances. Watching the family pose at SOTU while we burn? Peak comedy if it weren’t tragic.
D. Host Nation: Amir sent a sympathy falcon. Suggest reciprocating with a non-flammable Trump wig collection.
5. RECOMMENDATIONS (BECAUSE FAMILY VALUES CLEARLY WORK)
Immediate: Evac non-essentials; leave the gold Trump portrait to melt.
Short-Term: Rebuild as “Trump Dynasty Resort Kuwait” – moats of Diet Coke, tariffs on oxygen, failing casino run by Eric.
Long-Term: Appoint the whole family to roles abroad – Ivanka to Albania, Don Jr. to a podcast island, Barron to the NBA (he’s tall enough).
Ultra-Cruel Bonus: Tariff mirrors so the family can’t see their own clown show. Or let Marines handle it – they know “family” means unit, not dynasty.
END OF MEMO. GOD BLESS AMERICA (AND SPARE US THE REUNION SPECIAL).
Attachments:
Scorched family photos (Barron towering over the ashes).
Butler’s melted phone (still on Truth Social).
My third resignation (this time notarized by a camel).
No PEACE TO G-FAG STALKER AGENT FAGS AND CUNTS OF USA!
https://www.myvideotime.com/video/188/full-video-footage-of-my-mothers-abduction-captured-on-12-06-2017/
Me join you?
I’ll even repay you fuh that….
Stateless Warrior
