Deutsch
Français
Español
Italiano
Português
中文
日本語
Русский
Türkçe
Barron Trump Needs Your HELP
Duration: 0:24
Views: 8
Submitted: 2 days ago
Submitted by:
Description:
To learn to speak like an American because his Slovenian mama taught him English so now stupid bastard STUCK with Slovenian accent!
That is right folks, Barron Trump speaks English — but with a thick mother fu led Slovenian Ho, Ho, Ho, whore accent! And what’s he doing to get rid of it?
Well, Trump’s little bastard all grown up and all, but the Slovenian accent, SOO FREAQIN THICK AND HEAVY that even ICE Agents yonder in D.C., don’t believe his ass is AMERICAN — but as long as he acts MUTE, they ignore him UNTIL Sloveniamerican bastard starts babbling and then, they got orders to deport all undocumented and to shoot and kill all American Citizens who get in the way so they constantly face a dilemma, deport him or GUARD HIM?
As if that were not bad enuf, as seen from this video footage, Barron Gump acquired fascination with briefcases from an early age and is dying to get his hands on Secret Service’s NUCLEAR BRIEFCASE which contains nuclear missile launch capability so now they got this NYU monkey goin’ nuke briefcase funky to sticky finger dunky and being that he is closely guarded by Sloveniamerican whore Melania, pointless to argue with her cause all know what a scorned woman do when you rub her ass the WRONG WAY sonsince Secret Service cannot afford to get banned from whoreckub Mara Salatruchalago, agents jus shut up and bitch ‘n moan in private!
See, his mama Melania wants her son to have “a normal life” and still wants to give him “the tools he needs to succeed” but as long as he speaks like his Slovenian mama, that is hard to accomplish so that is why Barron Gump — I mean “Trump,” just shuts the fuck up — and refuses to speak so that nobody knows that he speaks like he got somebody’s Vevo’s in his mouth — like his mama who acquired this issue long before she got hitched to Trump while she was moonlighting as a prostitute on the upper East side of Manhattan and screaming “don’t,” STOP,” don’t, STOP, and HARDER, and “FUCK ME,” which is how she learned broken English!
Well, this kid is ready to take up in his mothers footsteps and
start working in Manhattan as a hooker — I mean Booker for his saggy senile pop’s Real Estate Corp…
Augh well, it is what it FUCKIN IS and worth a mention that NONODY GAVE A RATS ASS BOUT ANYONES FUCKIN ACCENT until Barton’s senile ‘ol’ pops got caught bang’n hookers at Trump Tower and then did a Pentagonian spinoff trading stories of his Mushroom shaped penis for the White House and is now demanding NOBODY SPEAK ENGLISH with an FREAQIN accent…
Yo, old man., what ‘bout’chuh son Barron?
Thicker than fuckin Albanians….
Hey, did your mama come from Slovenia and SHAKE HER TITS at port of entry like JFK, and give a HEAD to GET AGEAD while she acquired her American Citizenship being processed on all fours?
‘Jus curious…
Amd what EXACTLY does Melania mean in Slovenian?
“Melon-Mania…”
And Barron in Slovenian?
“IQ-Barren…”
But if you ship duh bastard through NYU you get a pedigreed Retardo so none kno’ his IQ Papa-lo, lo, lo!
And how did Melania’s parents manage to become Citizens of USA?
Every time ICE Agents came look’n fuh them, if agents were caucasians; they pointed their finger down the street and shouted; “LOOK — MEXICANS!”
-But if ICE Agents were Black; “they’d YELL, “Get Down!” And ICE Agent’s would start dancing so they’d get away…
-And if ICE Agents were Latino, they’d SHOUT; “FREE TAMALES” pointing their finger at Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue as they’d sneak away before duped ICE Afents reached Atrium and ride the escalator dumbfounded what happened to FREE TAMALES?
-But if Asian, they always carried Soy sauce and while the I E agents were BOWING DIWN in a Buddhist tradition, they’d grab a Yelluh’ Meddaliin Taxi and RIDE AWAY — again and AGAIN
Until Trump 1.0 ordered by be sworn in as Citizens them having zero ability to pass any Citizenship tests cause the got Slovenian sausages for brains!
But WAIT — you SCREAM demanding I reveal to YOU what Melania’s greatest ambition is for Bawon Twump — as she would say with her thick Slovenian accent!
Well, to be “Pwesident” of USA but his Slowenian aksenct stwands in de’ way so Melania is GOIN’ NUTS tryin’to figure HOW to get her tall Barren-bastard to speak fluent American Engwish?
MyVideoTime.com wishes Mr. “Bawon Twump” de’ very best in twerking to speek Slengklish widout Slovakian akcent!
And what EXACTLY is “Bawon Twump’s” position on “Hookers?”
Well, Barron Trump is as-much of an Asspreneur as his Papa so to Barron a “VAGINAL ORIFICE” is a BONA FIDE business entity and can therefore be acquired temporarily on a TIMED BASIS in 30 minute INCREMENT$!
And why did Barron Trump even as a kid, ALWAY$ carry a briefcase just like his papa — EVERYWHERE he went?
In case he runs into hookers so he can pay them fuh half an hour — like his father does at Trump Tower!
Where did Barron Trump get the idea to date ten year olds?
From his father Donald when he flew constantly to Epstein’s island for a HOT date with his ten year old girlfriend!
That is right folks, Barron Trump speaks English — but with a thick mother fu led Slovenian Ho, Ho, Ho, whore accent! And what’s he doing to get rid of it?
Well, Trump’s little bastard all grown up and all, but the Slovenian accent, SOO FREAQIN THICK AND HEAVY that even ICE Agents yonder in D.C., don’t believe his ass is AMERICAN — but as long as he acts MUTE, they ignore him UNTIL Sloveniamerican bastard starts babbling and then, they got orders to deport all undocumented and to shoot and kill all American Citizens who get in the way so they constantly face a dilemma, deport him or GUARD HIM?
As if that were not bad enuf, as seen from this video footage, Barron Gump acquired fascination with briefcases from an early age and is dying to get his hands on Secret Service’s NUCLEAR BRIEFCASE which contains nuclear missile launch capability so now they got this NYU monkey goin’ nuke briefcase funky to sticky finger dunky and being that he is closely guarded by Sloveniamerican whore Melania, pointless to argue with her cause all know what a scorned woman do when you rub her ass the WRONG WAY sonsince Secret Service cannot afford to get banned from whoreckub Mara Salatruchalago, agents jus shut up and bitch ‘n moan in private!
See, his mama Melania wants her son to have “a normal life” and still wants to give him “the tools he needs to succeed” but as long as he speaks like his Slovenian mama, that is hard to accomplish so that is why Barron Gump — I mean “Trump,” just shuts the fuck up — and refuses to speak so that nobody knows that he speaks like he got somebody’s Vevo’s in his mouth — like his mama who acquired this issue long before she got hitched to Trump while she was moonlighting as a prostitute on the upper East side of Manhattan and screaming “don’t,” STOP,” don’t, STOP, and HARDER, and “FUCK ME,” which is how she learned broken English!
Well, this kid is ready to take up in his mothers footsteps and
start working in Manhattan as a hooker — I mean Booker for his saggy senile pop’s Real Estate Corp…
Augh well, it is what it FUCKIN IS and worth a mention that NONODY GAVE A RATS ASS BOUT ANYONES FUCKIN ACCENT until Barton’s senile ‘ol’ pops got caught bang’n hookers at Trump Tower and then did a Pentagonian spinoff trading stories of his Mushroom shaped penis for the White House and is now demanding NOBODY SPEAK ENGLISH with an FREAQIN accent…
Yo, old man., what ‘bout’chuh son Barron?
Thicker than fuckin Albanians….
Hey, did your mama come from Slovenia and SHAKE HER TITS at port of entry like JFK, and give a HEAD to GET AGEAD while she acquired her American Citizenship being processed on all fours?
‘Jus curious…
Amd what EXACTLY does Melania mean in Slovenian?
“Melon-Mania…”
And Barron in Slovenian?
“IQ-Barren…”
But if you ship duh bastard through NYU you get a pedigreed Retardo so none kno’ his IQ Papa-lo, lo, lo!
And how did Melania’s parents manage to become Citizens of USA?
Every time ICE Agents came look’n fuh them, if agents were caucasians; they pointed their finger down the street and shouted; “LOOK — MEXICANS!”
-But if ICE Agents were Black; “they’d YELL, “Get Down!” And ICE Agent’s would start dancing so they’d get away…
-And if ICE Agents were Latino, they’d SHOUT; “FREE TAMALES” pointing their finger at Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue as they’d sneak away before duped ICE Afents reached Atrium and ride the escalator dumbfounded what happened to FREE TAMALES?
-But if Asian, they always carried Soy sauce and while the I E agents were BOWING DIWN in a Buddhist tradition, they’d grab a Yelluh’ Meddaliin Taxi and RIDE AWAY — again and AGAIN
Until Trump 1.0 ordered by be sworn in as Citizens them having zero ability to pass any Citizenship tests cause the got Slovenian sausages for brains!
But WAIT — you SCREAM demanding I reveal to YOU what Melania’s greatest ambition is for Bawon Twump — as she would say with her thick Slovenian accent!
Well, to be “Pwesident” of USA but his Slowenian aksenct stwands in de’ way so Melania is GOIN’ NUTS tryin’to figure HOW to get her tall Barren-bastard to speak fluent American Engwish?
MyVideoTime.com wishes Mr. “Bawon Twump” de’ very best in twerking to speek Slengklish widout Slovakian akcent!
And what EXACTLY is “Bawon Twump’s” position on “Hookers?”
Well, Barron Trump is as-much of an Asspreneur as his Papa so to Barron a “VAGINAL ORIFICE” is a BONA FIDE business entity and can therefore be acquired temporarily on a TIMED BASIS in 30 minute INCREMENT$!
And why did Barron Trump even as a kid, ALWAY$ carry a briefcase just like his papa — EVERYWHERE he went?
In case he runs into hookers so he can pay them fuh half an hour — like his father does at Trump Tower!
Where did Barron Trump get the idea to date ten year olds?
From his father Donald when he flew constantly to Epstein’s island for a HOT date with his ten year old girlfriend!
Categories:
Comedy
Entertainment
