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My Maduro Abduction Analysis Check
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I stated Mr. Maduro’s abduction was for USA .gov federales strictly OIL BASED so let’s see how I fared with that analysis?
Bastard jus’ confirmed it — WHOA!
Muh analysis?
Well, how bout the fact that with Oil prices currently below $60 a barrel it just doesn’t make any mathematical sense for any American Oil company to piss away even ten billion less bout a hundred needed to modernize Venezuela’s infrastructure causing they did that would mean they suck at Math as much as Elon Musk when the smartest EV idiot paid for Twitter almost twice what it was worth at the time so “Duh!”
$EN$ELE$$ but this would be the first documented oil extortion by Trump Government Mafia of Venezuela and much muh’ to come — lol!
But WAIT, what would happen if Trump 2.0 out Pentagonian boots on the ground?
Iraq 2.0? Nope you dumbasses, VIETNAM 2.0! The second they on duh ground with deadly asymmetric urban warfare scenario with both high Americano and Venezuelan Civillian collateral damage cause Americanos then do random 360 “rotational fire” to get even! Roadside IED’s would be deployed cause only the whole World now is aware of the weakness of American Armor and Guerilla warfare would ensue with plenty of jungle environment to serve as their natural protector as even their M-1 tanks would get STUCK in the jungle mud lol!
No way Jose?
Fuck yeah douche!
You see, “Terrain EASILY neutralizes American armor! Venezuela's dense jungles, swamps (Llanos plains), and mountainous regions are poorly suited for heavy American tanks. Their main battle tanks like the M1 Abrams would be getting bogged down in mud or confined to predictable roads, making them easy targets for ambushes with RPG’s, and I mean EASY PICKIN!
But what if they invest $100 billion in. Venezuela’s oil infrastructure?
Second they do, sabotage would undo!
What you want to do, is slowly show them you are their new amigo as you drip-drop and allow them to $$$-hop to the tune of your American Hip-Hop and once they know for sure you are there to BLE$$ the sitting regime won’t make use of their state media to frame what was originally Maduro abduction and your invasion as “imperialism,” if you deploy boots and start smokin’ ’em they would highlight civilian casualties to fuel anti-American sentiment across Latin America and then all hell will break loose lol!
But if you are wise they will treat you like movie $TAR$, dig?
So what should be your next step?
Well, you take the fuckin oil as agreed and make release of dinero contingent to release of political prisoners which are former VP’s who is now sworn new leader hoe’s sworn enemies and then you turn them into your besties cause they can do more in a week than all your troops in a fucking year!
What you want to do is laser-focus on replacing current Maduro’s former lapdog cunt with Maduro’s sworn opposition and have them nail communist bastards coffins from within as you prop them up with dinero generated from sale of their oil and then have them overhaul entire system too to bottom chef to cook after which Venezuela can become the new Canada of South America is you puppet droplet correctly but as long as communist opposition seizes power it will last far more than your single American hour — dig?
No?
I would telephone Edmundo González Urrutia in Spain and aks him how’d he like to be the new President of Venezuela?
He won 2024 election and is prolly’ BORED AS FUCK in Spain cause behind the President is only SOO MUCH COOLER! My sarcasm aside, the fact that he won 2024 election clearly indicates that majority of Venezuelans desire CHANGE so THOSE are the people you want as your NEW AMIGOS not this former Maduro ass kisser lapdog currently presiding over BOLIVAR STATE! And now I’m a reveal to you a little secret in when selecting warriors to your cause whatever it may be…
Ideologically driven individuals exhibit superior combat effectiveness because their motivation transcends self-preservation, creating psychological resilience, unit cohesion, and strategic purpose that can outmatch more conventional or materially motivated fighters. By comparison, American soldiers are just paid government corporate cunt employees…
Their pro-democracy actions they undertake for the cause of Democracy in Venezuela will be justified by higher principles, shielding them from guilt or PTSD trauma that WOULD debilitate less convinced U.S. PENTAGONIAN PTSD-PRONE SWINE combatants. Their motivation is internally sustained and will increase in response to setbacks or Maduro remnant communist pig enemy pressure while g-faghot corporate copycat employee structure when mathematically compared from a transactional view, yes, they perform duties in exchange for compensation. Their pay is structured on a clear, government-defined scale and so’”YES AGAIN,” ALL American soldiers fags are employee cunts anyway you fuckin cut it regardless of whether it is enlisted personnel such as E-1, E-6, E-9, or their commissioned officer OUNKS and cunts such as O-1, O-4, O-7, and worth a mention that Venezuela’s ideological freedom fightuz are self-sufficient warriors who unlike aforementioned Oentahonian pussies don’t need no BAH (Basic Allowance for Housing) nor BAS (Basic Allowance for Subsistence, Tax Free Dinero they git’n fuh food…), nor full medical and dental coverage like GI fags and cunt PTSD WHINERS, nor GI bill tuition assistance, nor do they ever demand defined-benefit pension available after 20 years of service like GI JACKASSES and no TAX FREE on base shopping crap and that’s a FREAQIN FACT OF A WRAP!
And when operating perfectly assimilated with local populace and impossible to detect for execution — unlike this g-fag stalker plainclothes nigguh who pulled a “LOST DOG CON ATTEMPT V 1.0” on me today wit neegruh tiny g-balls shriveled up like his partner Latina stalker g-cunt yeast infected vaginal orifice as they feared my associat who gets busy to make stupid fucks dizzy!
Of course, they blew their covuh due to insufficient training and need to have their cert’s revoked b4 they get way in ovuh their next during undercover g-fag staging and entrapment operations..
What?
Their “IQ?”
19.95 — but it wasn’t on $ALE!
So, WHICH of the TWAIN was dummer, this olainclothes staging g-nigguh or his yeast infeKted Latina cunt partner?
Can’t tell, he was too dark to see anything other than his stupid black ass!
Stateless Warrior
Bastard jus’ confirmed it — WHOA!
Muh analysis?
Well, how bout the fact that with Oil prices currently below $60 a barrel it just doesn’t make any mathematical sense for any American Oil company to piss away even ten billion less bout a hundred needed to modernize Venezuela’s infrastructure causing they did that would mean they suck at Math as much as Elon Musk when the smartest EV idiot paid for Twitter almost twice what it was worth at the time so “Duh!”
$EN$ELE$$ but this would be the first documented oil extortion by Trump Government Mafia of Venezuela and much muh’ to come — lol!
But WAIT, what would happen if Trump 2.0 out Pentagonian boots on the ground?
Iraq 2.0? Nope you dumbasses, VIETNAM 2.0! The second they on duh ground with deadly asymmetric urban warfare scenario with both high Americano and Venezuelan Civillian collateral damage cause Americanos then do random 360 “rotational fire” to get even! Roadside IED’s would be deployed cause only the whole World now is aware of the weakness of American Armor and Guerilla warfare would ensue with plenty of jungle environment to serve as their natural protector as even their M-1 tanks would get STUCK in the jungle mud lol!
No way Jose?
Fuck yeah douche!
You see, “Terrain EASILY neutralizes American armor! Venezuela's dense jungles, swamps (Llanos plains), and mountainous regions are poorly suited for heavy American tanks. Their main battle tanks like the M1 Abrams would be getting bogged down in mud or confined to predictable roads, making them easy targets for ambushes with RPG’s, and I mean EASY PICKIN!
But what if they invest $100 billion in. Venezuela’s oil infrastructure?
Second they do, sabotage would undo!
What you want to do, is slowly show them you are their new amigo as you drip-drop and allow them to $$$-hop to the tune of your American Hip-Hop and once they know for sure you are there to BLE$$ the sitting regime won’t make use of their state media to frame what was originally Maduro abduction and your invasion as “imperialism,” if you deploy boots and start smokin’ ’em they would highlight civilian casualties to fuel anti-American sentiment across Latin America and then all hell will break loose lol!
But if you are wise they will treat you like movie $TAR$, dig?
So what should be your next step?
Well, you take the fuckin oil as agreed and make release of dinero contingent to release of political prisoners which are former VP’s who is now sworn new leader hoe’s sworn enemies and then you turn them into your besties cause they can do more in a week than all your troops in a fucking year!
What you want to do is laser-focus on replacing current Maduro’s former lapdog cunt with Maduro’s sworn opposition and have them nail communist bastards coffins from within as you prop them up with dinero generated from sale of their oil and then have them overhaul entire system too to bottom chef to cook after which Venezuela can become the new Canada of South America is you puppet droplet correctly but as long as communist opposition seizes power it will last far more than your single American hour — dig?
No?
I would telephone Edmundo González Urrutia in Spain and aks him how’d he like to be the new President of Venezuela?
He won 2024 election and is prolly’ BORED AS FUCK in Spain cause behind the President is only SOO MUCH COOLER! My sarcasm aside, the fact that he won 2024 election clearly indicates that majority of Venezuelans desire CHANGE so THOSE are the people you want as your NEW AMIGOS not this former Maduro ass kisser lapdog currently presiding over BOLIVAR STATE! And now I’m a reveal to you a little secret in when selecting warriors to your cause whatever it may be…
Ideologically driven individuals exhibit superior combat effectiveness because their motivation transcends self-preservation, creating psychological resilience, unit cohesion, and strategic purpose that can outmatch more conventional or materially motivated fighters. By comparison, American soldiers are just paid government corporate cunt employees…
Their pro-democracy actions they undertake for the cause of Democracy in Venezuela will be justified by higher principles, shielding them from guilt or PTSD trauma that WOULD debilitate less convinced U.S. PENTAGONIAN PTSD-PRONE SWINE combatants. Their motivation is internally sustained and will increase in response to setbacks or Maduro remnant communist pig enemy pressure while g-faghot corporate copycat employee structure when mathematically compared from a transactional view, yes, they perform duties in exchange for compensation. Their pay is structured on a clear, government-defined scale and so’”YES AGAIN,” ALL American soldiers fags are employee cunts anyway you fuckin cut it regardless of whether it is enlisted personnel such as E-1, E-6, E-9, or their commissioned officer OUNKS and cunts such as O-1, O-4, O-7, and worth a mention that Venezuela’s ideological freedom fightuz are self-sufficient warriors who unlike aforementioned Oentahonian pussies don’t need no BAH (Basic Allowance for Housing) nor BAS (Basic Allowance for Subsistence, Tax Free Dinero they git’n fuh food…), nor full medical and dental coverage like GI fags and cunt PTSD WHINERS, nor GI bill tuition assistance, nor do they ever demand defined-benefit pension available after 20 years of service like GI JACKASSES and no TAX FREE on base shopping crap and that’s a FREAQIN FACT OF A WRAP!
And when operating perfectly assimilated with local populace and impossible to detect for execution — unlike this g-fag stalker plainclothes nigguh who pulled a “LOST DOG CON ATTEMPT V 1.0” on me today wit neegruh tiny g-balls shriveled up like his partner Latina stalker g-cunt yeast infected vaginal orifice as they feared my associat who gets busy to make stupid fucks dizzy!
Of course, they blew their covuh due to insufficient training and need to have their cert’s revoked b4 they get way in ovuh their next during undercover g-fag staging and entrapment operations..
What?
Their “IQ?”
19.95 — but it wasn’t on $ALE!
So, WHICH of the TWAIN was dummer, this olainclothes staging g-nigguh or his yeast infeKted Latina cunt partner?
Can’t tell, he was too dark to see anything other than his stupid black ass!
Stateless Warrior
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