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CALL OF DEATH
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Hey, anyone ever heard of American video game called CALL OF DUTY?
Well, American NAVY FAG SURRENDER AGAIN AND AGAIN forces ALWAYS loose ALL THEIR WARS like the stupid fuck who created this game…
How did he loose?
Well….
He was driving a Ferrari in LA and the stupid fuck of a lamer gamer nailed a concrete barrier! Cool Mexican American Vatos tried to save his ass but dumb bastard was a goner!
Word from his daughter?
Daddy died Ferrari FRIED!
Ferrari is a great car but the issue is that stupid fucks who can’t handle it are the only one buy’s ’em…
What’s next for American game “Call of Duty?”
To be renamed “CALL OF DEATH!”
Ferrari just missed a statement;
“We try not to sell our fast sports cars to American fuckin nerds, but that’s the ONLY way these bastards can get fresh pussy so fuggheadabboutit cause there is nothing we can do ‘bout these stupid American Malibu fucks!”
Signed;
Enzo Ferrari MAFIA TEAM
But wait, why is it that fuckin nerds always crash their Ferrari’s?
“Because Ferrari doesn’t have a fuckin Joystick!”
But why stop there, lemme hitchuh with A FEW more bout this stupid lame fuck!
Stupid Call of Duty nerd fuck bought a Ferrari and crashed it in 3 seconds—and his driving skills are so bad even the airbags filed for emotional distress, WHOA!
He spent $400k on a Ferrari just to treat the concrete guardrail like his new girlfriend—hard, fast, and without protection!
This Rich nerd in a Ferrari? More like rich virgin discovering what “fromt-end collision” really means.
He thought “manual mode” meant jerking the paddles like he jerks everyone else in his life….
The Ferrari was pristine for exactly one driveway length—then this genius discovered that concrete barriers don’t swipe right.
His driving instructor quit after one lap: “I teach driving, not natural selection.”
He crashed so hard the Ferrari’s black box just plays 30 seconds of uninterrupted virgin screaming HELP!
Call of Duty millionaire + Ferrari = proof that money can’t buy coordination or common sense.
He told the cop in MaliBOO, “But I have 300 horsepower!” Cop replied, “Yeah, and zero brain cells.”
The wreck was so bad the tow truck driver asked if he was trying to invent a new foldable Ferrari?
Call of Duty fuckin nerd treated concrete barriers like his dating life—enters confidently, panics, and dies in flames — WHOA!
He thought the redline was a suggestion, like “maybe don’t be a complete moron.”
The crash was so pathetic even the Ferrari’s horse logo looked embarrassed, YEEHAW!
He tried to impress HIS DAUGHTER by revving—now she’s impressed by how fast her bastard idiot father died on freeway!
Rich nerd logic: “If I spent half a million on it, it should drive itself.” Physics disagreed….
Why it really crashed? Dumb fuck confused it with a TESLA!
Ever since the Call of Duty duty fuck downshifted so clumsily, even the gearbox filed sexual harassment charges!
The Ferrari went from 0-60 in 3 seconds and from 60-0 in one concrete barrier!
He bought Ferrari to “get laid.” Mission failed—car’s now more wrecked than his upcoming funeral!
He crashed because he was trying to Google “how to drive stick” at 80 mph.
Call of Duty nerd fuck’s airbags deployed and immediately apologized to the dashboard for the company they keep.
This dude’s so bad at driving, his Ferrari committed suicide to escape him…
He thought launch control was for launching his daughter’s OnlyFans career….
The insurance adjuster will take just one look and say to his grieving widow; “Madam this isn’t covered under ‘acts of God’—this is acts of complete idiot.”
He tried to drift and discovered gravity is the ultimate hater.
Ferrari + rich nerd = the fastest way to turn money into modern art (scrap metal edition)….
His driving was so bad, even Tesla drivers laugh at him in Malibu…
He spent more on the Ferrari than on Ferrari driving lessons—priorities of a true nerdy fuckup!
The car was red, just like his face when cool Mexican Vatos got his assist flames!
He hit the concrete barrier so hard the Michelin man sent his cunt wifey condolences…
Rich nerds buying supercars is actually just evolution’s way of thinning the herd.
He tried to show off for Instagram Live—now it’s just CrashTok.
The tow truck driver asked his wife if she wanted the “totaled” discount?
His driving skills were like his sex life: nonexistent and dangerously theoretical.
He thought the prancing Ferrari horse meant it would do all the work.
Insurance denied claim: “Act of clown.”
He bought it to feel alive. Now he totally FUCKIN DEAD!
Moral of the story kids?
Some nerds should stick to keyboards—Ferraris deserve better than being piloted by someone whose fastest move is Ctrl+Alt+Delete on his dignity.
_Stateless Warrior
*All are free to use Stateless Warrior jokes without any attribution, all good!
Well, American NAVY FAG SURRENDER AGAIN AND AGAIN forces ALWAYS loose ALL THEIR WARS like the stupid fuck who created this game…
How did he loose?
Well….
He was driving a Ferrari in LA and the stupid fuck of a lamer gamer nailed a concrete barrier! Cool Mexican American Vatos tried to save his ass but dumb bastard was a goner!
Word from his daughter?
Daddy died Ferrari FRIED!
Ferrari is a great car but the issue is that stupid fucks who can’t handle it are the only one buy’s ’em…
What’s next for American game “Call of Duty?”
To be renamed “CALL OF DEATH!”
Ferrari just missed a statement;
“We try not to sell our fast sports cars to American fuckin nerds, but that’s the ONLY way these bastards can get fresh pussy so fuggheadabboutit cause there is nothing we can do ‘bout these stupid American Malibu fucks!”
Signed;
Enzo Ferrari MAFIA TEAM
But wait, why is it that fuckin nerds always crash their Ferrari’s?
“Because Ferrari doesn’t have a fuckin Joystick!”
But why stop there, lemme hitchuh with A FEW more bout this stupid lame fuck!
Stupid Call of Duty nerd fuck bought a Ferrari and crashed it in 3 seconds—and his driving skills are so bad even the airbags filed for emotional distress, WHOA!
He spent $400k on a Ferrari just to treat the concrete guardrail like his new girlfriend—hard, fast, and without protection!
This Rich nerd in a Ferrari? More like rich virgin discovering what “fromt-end collision” really means.
He thought “manual mode” meant jerking the paddles like he jerks everyone else in his life….
The Ferrari was pristine for exactly one driveway length—then this genius discovered that concrete barriers don’t swipe right.
His driving instructor quit after one lap: “I teach driving, not natural selection.”
He crashed so hard the Ferrari’s black box just plays 30 seconds of uninterrupted virgin screaming HELP!
Call of Duty millionaire + Ferrari = proof that money can’t buy coordination or common sense.
He told the cop in MaliBOO, “But I have 300 horsepower!” Cop replied, “Yeah, and zero brain cells.”
The wreck was so bad the tow truck driver asked if he was trying to invent a new foldable Ferrari?
Call of Duty fuckin nerd treated concrete barriers like his dating life—enters confidently, panics, and dies in flames — WHOA!
He thought the redline was a suggestion, like “maybe don’t be a complete moron.”
The crash was so pathetic even the Ferrari’s horse logo looked embarrassed, YEEHAW!
He tried to impress HIS DAUGHTER by revving—now she’s impressed by how fast her bastard idiot father died on freeway!
Rich nerd logic: “If I spent half a million on it, it should drive itself.” Physics disagreed….
Why it really crashed? Dumb fuck confused it with a TESLA!
Ever since the Call of Duty duty fuck downshifted so clumsily, even the gearbox filed sexual harassment charges!
The Ferrari went from 0-60 in 3 seconds and from 60-0 in one concrete barrier!
He bought Ferrari to “get laid.” Mission failed—car’s now more wrecked than his upcoming funeral!
He crashed because he was trying to Google “how to drive stick” at 80 mph.
Call of Duty nerd fuck’s airbags deployed and immediately apologized to the dashboard for the company they keep.
This dude’s so bad at driving, his Ferrari committed suicide to escape him…
He thought launch control was for launching his daughter’s OnlyFans career….
The insurance adjuster will take just one look and say to his grieving widow; “Madam this isn’t covered under ‘acts of God’—this is acts of complete idiot.”
He tried to drift and discovered gravity is the ultimate hater.
Ferrari + rich nerd = the fastest way to turn money into modern art (scrap metal edition)….
His driving was so bad, even Tesla drivers laugh at him in Malibu…
He spent more on the Ferrari than on Ferrari driving lessons—priorities of a true nerdy fuckup!
The car was red, just like his face when cool Mexican Vatos got his assist flames!
He hit the concrete barrier so hard the Michelin man sent his cunt wifey condolences…
Rich nerds buying supercars is actually just evolution’s way of thinning the herd.
He tried to show off for Instagram Live—now it’s just CrashTok.
The tow truck driver asked his wife if she wanted the “totaled” discount?
His driving skills were like his sex life: nonexistent and dangerously theoretical.
He thought the prancing Ferrari horse meant it would do all the work.
Insurance denied claim: “Act of clown.”
He bought it to feel alive. Now he totally FUCKIN DEAD!
Moral of the story kids?
Some nerds should stick to keyboards—Ferraris deserve better than being piloted by someone whose fastest move is Ctrl+Alt+Delete on his dignity.
_Stateless Warrior
*All are free to use Stateless Warrior jokes without any attribution, all good!
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