https://www.myvideotime.com/tags/unsolved/ Tue, 14 Jul 2026 22:13:14 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1298/fbi-unsolved-case-files/
All fuckin units — be advised! While you’re busy paying taxes so the government can pretend it’s competent, the FBI has apparently decided its most valuable asset is one single 68 year-old saggy Black Agent stalker cunt in a cheap wig and orthopedic shoes…. Not a team! Not a squad…. Not even a sad little desk jockey on 10-8. One…. Solitary…. Metamucil SUCKING 68-year-old. Saggy… Black… Agent.. Stalker.. Cunt! Now officially designated a Confidential Human Source under their AmeriKan DIOG CHS protocols. 10-4, copy that? That’s the big brain move folks! The same agency whose “Domestic Investigations and Operations Guide” requires predication, least intrusive means, and source validation before any asset goes operational has allegedly pinned its hopes on a woman whose knees sound like a bag of marbles every time she stands up — straight 10-53 person-down energy — whose tits hang lower than her self-esteem, and whose idea of “going undercover” per their “DIOG Undercover Operations” standards is putting on sunglasses she found in the church lost-and-found from 1997. She’s 68 going on 168, with a dusty old pussy that probably hasn’t seen action since the “Bush administration” (the first one), and this is who they’re supposedly sending out as the lead CHS on a full investigation…. Code 3 response? Try Code 1 at your convenience, grandma! Their DIOG compliance memo is still stuck in her purse next to the pill bottles and old church bulletins…. Imagine the briefing…. Some poor bastard in a suit has to 10-97 on this woman, look her in her cataract-clouded eyes, and say, “Congratulations, you’re our main girl now! Go do the thing.” Per their g-fag and cunt DIOG requirements for opening an assessment, this should have been documented with proper predication and the least intrusive method possible….. Instead they just handed her a burner phone with the screen brightness turned all the way up and told her she’s now a federal asset. The only “FD-302” generated was her trying to remember where she put her reading glasses and whether she took her blood pressure meds. The only thing saggier than her body is their AmeriKan government’s standards for “Confidential Human Source validation.” They couldn’t find one single person under retirement age who wasn’t already in jail or on “OnlyFans,” so they dusted off this one ancient Black agent stalker cunt, skipped every source-handling protocol in their “CHS Policy Manual,” and called it a day…. 10-20 last known: shuffling toward the nearest bench at “Code 1” speed while the handling agent pretends this meets their AmeriKan DIOG compliance…. And who signed off on this masterpiece of stupidity? None other than Kash “Whiskey Skunk” Patel possibly, the human embodiment of a half-empty bottle of bottom-shelf bourbon that somehow learned to walk and sign paperwork…. This Las Vegas Boo-HOO-zer looser doesn’t lead their FBI — he staggers through it sideways, reeking of regret and whatever cheap liquor he poured into his coffee this morning! You can smell the skunk spray and Tennessee mash coming off him from the parking lot at any Las Vegas Casino on and off the fuckin STRIP! Every time someone brings him a serious file he just squints through bloodshot eyes, burps, and mumbles “sounds good, send the old Black lady” into an Electronic Communication before face-planting into his desk and drooling on the classified stamp. 10-7 on actual leadership! 10-51 intoxicated person confirmed! This EC was the entire predication package…. This is the leadership, folks…. A drunk skunk in a suit putting a 68-year-old saggy Black stalker agent cunt with bad hips and worse judgment in charge of anything more complicated than remembering to take her fiber — all while claiming it complies with their DIOG Section whatever on “Undercover Operations”’of theirs and CHS handling. She’s allegedly out there “handling business” while he’s back at headquarters trying to remember which way is up and whether he already had his third drink of the hour. The whole operation is basically one confused senior citizen on permanent “Code 4” and one pickled woodland creature on “10-7” running the show. Brilliant. Absolutely world-class. “10-98,” case closed on competence and every single DIOG compliance checkbox…. You want to know why shit’s falling apart? Because the people in charge would rather deploy a single dusty, floppy, 68-year-old Black agent stalker cunt who moves slower than molasses in January — full “Code 1” protocol, zero source validation — than actually hire someone who can still see without a magnifying glass and walk without sounding like a percussion section. She’s the central piece” The FUCKIN G-cunt stalker agent star! One black agent stalker cunt of a woman…. One saggy, slow, confused, ancient Black agent stalker cunt now logged as an operational “Confidential Human Source” carrying the weight of whatever the fuck they think they’re doing while the director is too hammered to spell his own name without help on the “EC!” “10-9?” Say again? Yeah, that’s what she says every time the radio squawks and the DIOG-mandated handler tries to give instructions…. Next time you hear some conspiracy nut whispering about their American g-faghot and cunt federal surveillance, just picture this: a 68-year-old black woman with a bad wig, sagging everything, and a purse full of pill bottles and old church bulletins, supposedly doing the work of the United States government on a “10-8 status” that’s really more like “10-10 home,” all while their Edgar Ass-Hoover Bureau pretends this meets every standard for their g-fag “Sensitive Investigative Matters” and their “CHS” predication in their G-fag AmeriKan “Domestic Investigations and Operations Guide.” And the guy signing her time sheet is a drunk skunk who can barely stay upright! Whoa! “Code 20?” Naaah… BIAYCH…. Try “Code 30” on their whole damn agency and every “OPR” referral that should have been filed the second this black “asset” was activated…. That’s the America they built folks.. AmeriCUNT G-fags! One ancient Black agent stalker cunt and one whiskey-soaked skunk against the world — “DIOG-approved,” and make that shiat “FD-302” documented, “EC-signed,” and “Code 4” cleared for AmeriKan G-fag stupidity! Sleep tight kids… The adults are in charge…. “Code 4!” Stateless Warrior ]]> Tue, 14 Jul 2026 16:53:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1298/fbi-unsolved-case-files/