https://www.myvideotime.com/tags/relaunch/ Mon, 21 Sep 2026 16:35:06 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1355/new-100-overhauled-site-launching-soon/
(*Desktop screenshot that of exact new site…) Global CDN at speed of light! Way too much to list here but here we go quickly.. Unknown artists and even street performers, anywhere in the world or club, will be able to use their smartphone to make money as they stream their performance for a paid fee.. Any performance anywhere in the World! No porn nor cannabis crap! Mobile device users will be able to SEAMLESSLY watch shorts full screen, just slide through videos like butter! Your device will be auto detected and if you’re not on mobile, it will revert to desktop view. Users will be able to gift each others Crypto, TALK to each other as they watch videos TOGETHER! Site is right nor on one server but my new global CDN I have expanded to almost a hundred servers globally.. Linguistic upgrade inclusive of 130 languages, also get BestieMobile service in 180 countries. Office work on the fly as you surf content, and my new cutting edge alhorhitm! Yes I will track your rapid eyeball movement, and gazillion other features! You will be able to order food with a single tap on your capacitive touchscreen, or TV or Desktop — as you watch videos… whatever mood you’re in, whatever dish you fancy! All premium users will get personal assistant, SicarioAi powered And will be better food, by simply speaking! And if you spend too much time watching videos, you will get a kind alert to make sure you don’t spend entire day vid cruising cause I’m sure you got things to do? This is a quickie post, out with the old, in with the new! New servers globally at speed of light, based on your ip nearest one to you will be selected.. Also new on this megasite project; LIVE VENUE STREAMING 50 million simultaneous users no issue, and ticket sales are integrated into site on my own engineered from scratch payment network! Users can also hold religious and corporate video meetings — by invite only, and live stream proceedings if they want, or charge a fee — on my payment network, i charge a small fee of course… Auto subscription of any video, copyright purchase instantaneous with fee (Various license stores…) going to user if anyone chooses to use their original creation in commercials and productions, USA, global distribution, merchandise link for content creators with global distribution by country. Way too much to list… Under 18 carefully blocked form all harmful content, Mickey Mouse Feed only…. If you upload a video for your food cart or restaurant anywhere in the world, users will get a real time info pop up on screen which shows them how far they are from your restaurant if you are within their “xyz” area which is based on delivery radius you will set when you enter your business address with delivery options clearly listed… My ding is 15% of your first order… Those who hold religious services will be able to get instantaneous donations, I only ding you 10%, think of me as God’s fee.. Also, non profits, video content creators, will all be able to support you financially if they like your videos, and yes, I take my fee off the top for content creators it is 35%, way less than YouTube… Think of that as your backbone fee… But wait, you got no vides? Not an issue.. On my fully overhauled platform you will be able To create fully coherent videos on any freakin topic, in 15 minute duration segments while in BETA, and sixty minutes and longer after it’s out! And not to worry about thumbnails nor description, this ain’t YouTube… Both generated for you automatically! Badass graphics every single time! You are welcome, BITCH! But wait, there is a surprise here… My new megasite, I am rolling out with BRAND spanking NEW, Android and iOS apps, WHOA! Will be mirrored in 335 Cities and distributed across more than 125 countries. Right now in only one, State of Michigan… New? On 13,000+ Networks and will be directly interconnected with ISP’s, cloud providers, and enterprises with my NEW “Edge Capacity” over ver 500 Tbps GLOBALLY! I’m goin’ LOCO with this $UCKUH as I take it to the next level Primo! My Sicario video game will be available on my network as well, WHOA! It’s just a game but you get to whack, be a Sicario, sell a lil dope to Gringos in San Franny, stash from them Feds, get locked up and promoted to Godfather status at Pelican Bay where you make mucho Twinkie Bars by trading “male inmates” as hoo, hoo, hookers and to make ‘em prettier, you steal a mop top from a Trustee to serve as their Wig (Go for the Beyoncé look Primo…), but despite my satire which is as cruel as LIFE, this game will show you basics of LIFE 101 which is that you only live once and pissing it away inside a penal institution is a terrible way to go about it so what you want on my new site is to take my ABSOLUTELY FREE SOFTWARE ENGINEERING LESSONS, and my SicarioAi will make a great Engineer out of you! Just kidding, there will be no prison house Blues in my video game homey, but it sure must have caught your undivided attention for a sec? Why? Because your LIFE is about YOU! That’s why the objective in SicarioAi game will be to be a Code slinging Vato and you will learn to THINK like a Serbian Stateless Warrior, and be your own best friend by becoming a Software Engineering Codebanger where you will sling cyber code — just like in a MatriX MOVIE! Hey, did you know that you can Code your way to $uccess? You don’t have to die either in prison nor in the streets like a dog, you’ll learn how to LIVE and survive it all! No I don’t believe a 13 year old who got “Jumped in” is in it FOR LIFE — because there is actually a much better way… Aaight? And I’m a give you an absolutely free advice in case you decide to follow my SicarioAi path…. Take DUE DILIGENCE that YOU retain FULL OWNERSHIP of your Ai model stack end-to-end and don't carry the same margin pressures of American Ai startups who took the money they thought was a FREE DINERO RIDE, and now have to JACK UP their Tokenization CO$T$ cause there ain’t no such thing as FREE in BIZ… In IT business, FREE is a TRAP for $UCKER$! When I rollout my proprietary SicarioAi model, it will cost peanuts by comparison and be capable of Enterprise grade software engineering.. But I wouldn’t be caught FREAQIN DEAD not owning my Ai Model stack which I engineered from Scratch, END to END! Owning “it” end”to-end is PRICELE$$!!!!! “Think like a SicarioAi!” Stateless Warrior ]]> Sun, 20 Sep 2026 20:22:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1355/new-100-overhauled-site-launching-soon/