https://www.myvideotime.com/tags/orange/ Fri, 15 May 2026 08:49:54 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1194/sekret-orange-chickenshit-president/
BREAKING: Former President Donald J. Grump touches down in the People’s Republic of China and immediately enters full DEFCON-1 meltdown mode. The Protectee—American Orange Orangutan Principal who’s dodged more whacks than a piñata at a cartel birthday party—is convinced Xi Jinping has every rooftop in Beijing pre-staged with PLA snipers. Sources close to the detail say he’s pacing Air Force One like a caged orangutan, demanding daily threat matrix updates while clutching a Filet-O-Fish like it’s Level III body armor… “They’re gonna assassinate me, folks! Tremendous assassins. The best assassins! Nobody assassinates like the Chinese, believe me,” the Protectee reportedly whimpered to his rattled shift commander… Meanwhile, his United States Secret Service g-fags and cunts—those formerly elite agent fags and cubts who nowadays can’t detect threats for Jack Shit, and still highly-trained tactical clowns who couldn’t secure a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit—completely shit the bed on arrival! Their Advance Team, fresh off their usual stellar site surveys (you know, the same geniuses who missed a ladder at Butler), rolled up to the checkpoint like they owned the Forbidden City…. American Orange Orangutan Counter Assault Team (CAT) operators—strapped with enough hardware to invade a small country—tried to muscle the motorcade through the sterile perimeter…. Chinese protective agents, stone-faced and zero-fucks-given, simply refused passage! No negotiation! No “mutual coordination with local authorities!” Just a flat “No” delivered with that ancient imperial contempt that makes American Orange Orangutan boys look like community theater rent-a-cops of LAPeeDicks! Cue the absolute circus: Secret Service shift leader screaming “We are the United States Presidential Protective Division!” while gesturing wildly in full tactical kit! CAT members forming an unnecessary aggressive wedge formation… One over-caffeinated special agent allegedly tried the old “Do you know who we are?” routine. Chinese agents just stared back like they were watching malfunctioning Roomba vacuums…. Zero perimeter integrity established…. Zero route sanitization completed… The Protectee’s “package” sat idling like a bad Uber while American Orange Orangutan so-called elite detail got into a full international dick-measuring contest they immediately lost… Trump’s now holed up in his secured suite (which the Advance Team swears is “sterile” but he’s demanding they sweep again for hidden microphones and poison gas), ranting about how his brave Secret Service warriors are being disrespected by “communist thugs.” The same warriors who once let a registered voter with an AK wander around a golf course are now apparently one angry WeChat message away from starting World War III over parking validation while American Orange Orangutan taxpayer-funded clown car of mouth-breathing tactical rejects argues with actual professionals about who gets to hold the door. This is peak America, folks! American Orange Orangutan President is cowering in Beijing, terrified of getting Epsteined by the CCP, while his taxpayer-funded clown car of mouth-breathing tactical rejects argues with actual professionals about who gets to hold the door. The only thing getting neutralized on this trip is whatever remained of U.S. dignity…. The Protectee’s greatest fear isn’t even assassination at this point—it’s that the Chinese might leak the bodycam footage of American Orange Orangutan detail getting absolutely mogged at the gate! Hilarious! Absolute fucking circus — lol! Send in the next shift of window-lickers, I guess…. God bless me and not the United States Secret Service clown fuckers — lol! Hey do you need an app for that? So… How could have the Americanos pulled a Royal mindfuck on the Chinese during their current ongoing visit? Easy…. Swap Secret Service crackers (These are mostly from Utah, Secret Service has a recruiting post at BYU…) for Chinese Americans who are fluent in Chinese and that would have been a royal mindfuck they would never forget.. They look like you, they talk like you, so USA is China amigo by that definition? Nah… Long lost fuckin brother… lol! Welcome to Paych Opp warfare 101 basics, where being basic like Orange Chickenshit President — can get your ass whacked! So don’t be a basic chickenshit coward…. But wait you quirp, aren’t you the Godmof Mathematical science and Physics? So what — I reply.. Will USA be on War path with China or not? Well, this is a satire post…. But if you want my honest opinion? No BS? Lemme take you back in time — and I’ll only go last 500 years which is as far as your g-fags of USA can predict into the future while I have no such limitations… So… Last five hundred years this is how power changed hands between humans… (If on mobile, rotate your mobile device into landscape mode to view my tables so you can visually digest my IQ crumbs…) +--------------------------+---------------------+---------------------+-------------------------------------------------------------+--------+ | Period | Ruling Power | Rising Power | Domain | Result | +--------------------------+---------------------+---------------------+-------------------------------------------------------------+--------+ | Late 15th century | Portugal | Spain | Global empire and trade | No war | | First half of 16th c. | France | Hapsburgs | Land power in western Europe | War | | 16th and 17th centuries | Hapsburgs | Ottoman | Land power in central/eastern Europe, sea power in Medit. | War | | First half of 17th c. | Hapsburgs | Sweden | Land and sea power in northern Europe | War | | Mid-to-late 17th c. | Dutch Republic | England | Global empire, sea power, and trade | War | | Late 17th to mid-18th c. | France | Great Britain | Global empire and European land power | War | | Late 18th & early 19th c.| United Kingdom | France | Land and sea power in Europe | War | | Mid-19th century | United Kingdom | France and Russia | Global empire, influence in Central Asia, eastern Medit. | War | | Mid-19th century | France | Germany | Land power in Europe | War | | Late 19th & early 20th c.| China and Russia | Japan | Land and sea power in East Asia | War | | Early 20th century | United Kingdom | United States | Global economic dominance and naval supremacy in W. Hem. | No war | | Early 20th century | United Kingdom | Germany | Land power in Europe and global sea power (with Fr, Ru) | War | | Mid-20th century | France, UK | Soviet Union, Germany| Land and sea power in Europe | War | | Mid-20th century | United States | Japan | Sea power and influence in Asia-Pacific | War | | 1940s–1980s | United States | Soviet Union | Global power | No war | | 1990s–present | United States | Germany | Political influence in Europe (with UK, France) | No war | +--------------------------+---------------------+---------------------+-------------------------------------------------------------+--------+ So the answer to your question is that United States and China right now despite diplomatic ass kissing are on direct trajectory to war path… There is three global powers playing “World Poker,” China, Russia, and United States…. Guess who the $UCKER is? Still nope? You doubt my assessment? That’s okay… It’s because you’re RETARDED! Jus kidding… You see, if I were to RESORT to Greek mythology to elaborate this matter further it would be that today’s West views United States of borrowers as Sparta and China as the upstart Athens. But that’s NOT how Xi sees it… Hou see, while the People’s Republic of China was officially founded on October 1, 1949, its ACTUAL cultural roots extend 3,500 to 3,700 years WAY BACK to the Shang Dynasty (I mean with great specificity —->ca. 1600 BCE). so to Xi, USA @measly 250 years old, is just a diaper shitting fuckin brat of a baby! So.. While immature adult of a a dumb fuck Trump is consuming his golden years as Pendejo Presidente by manipulating the markets on Fox News (His brats are making a fuckin killing by the way, even giraffe brat Barron Gump!), Xi views “power” in terms of “centuries” rather than American orange chickenshit clown’s news cycles… Get it? So what I’m saying is that up to now, China has treated Donnie Grump with immature adult spoiled brat gloves — but, as a sophisticated counter to the fast-talking, knee-jerk bullshit fling’n Trump, Xi has COMPLETELY taken off his Trump Baby Brat gloves this week even hinting at the power at his fingertips — and revealing to American Orange Chicken that he has all the cards! Comprende? Bueno? What does that mean? That means that Donald J. Trump will be bending over backwards after this trip to make China great again and AGAIN! Now the question of the Century really, is whether China can take over the World as USA is sent packing? Donald J. Trump, the Oxy fuckin moron, the biggest dumb fuck who ever got elected twice as U.S. President has after decades at the head of the table, withdrawn United States of America from 66 international organizations and environmental treaties, including the World Health Organization, the Paris Climate Agreement, and major United Nations climate bodies… And China has gotten a free gift of the Century lol! The road to absolute Global power has been paved by nobody else but Donald J. Trump… And China is going to seal this win by making Trump now before Xi again and again! So would I kind revealing what Matjematical retard Donald Trump got wrong? Okay… I will… Why not… His formula to Make America Great Again was erroneous… In order to make America great again you have to make all global roads lead to USA, so by putting the “World first,” you are actually keeping USA on top of the human Global food chain, and as long as you are not trying to snap the links of that power chain, you are keeping United States great again and AGAIN! But the second you snap it, you no longer hold all the cards… mAs a matter of fact, even the few you hit left, will be TAKEN from you by FORCE… Who wants to place their bets against absolute God of Mathematical Science and Physiczzz? And what is next for my ventures and I got bout thirty on my virtual desk right now; Sit down cause you’re not going to believe this….. Bestie Wireless is being launched simultaneously in North America, Australia, and New Zeeland….. Adios to USA and Hello Chinese Amigos as blast my wireless away! Heck, I’ll probably beat stupid Eric Trump in launch date and speed! Don’t tell American agent fags, they still mistakenly believe I am going to be a United States G-fag lapdog bitch not knowing I would scramble their fuckin brains clean second they demanded their bullshit! As a matter of fact, the very same second they demand I serve them is the second they’re stalker agent fags and cunts of USA who come to demand it — would die! Lol! Do I mind Chinese government being on top of the World? Not in the slightest… Xi is a wise ruler, no foolishness in him… It will be — an honor to meet him… After all, we share United States Of American Stupid Federal Stalker Fags and Cunts as enemies, so all Chinese Agents operating in USA are my allies by default… Besides, I LOVE CHINESE FOOD! Stateless Warrior ]]> Thu, 14 May 2026 22:12:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1194/sekret-orange-chickenshit-president/