https://www.myvideotime.com/tags/metamucil/ Mon, 29 Jun 2026 17:30:26 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1216/old-fuck-bruce-springsteen/
Yo, listen up, you sad sack of faded denim and regret — old man Bruce Springsteen just dropped “Streets of Minneapolis” and it’s the most pathetic attempt at relevance since he last tried to convince everyone he was still “The Boss” instead of “The Depends.” This ain’t “Streets of Philadelphia,” you geriatric Jersey fruitcake! That one at least had some melancholy soul, like a dying guy walking around wondering where his life went... This new trash? It’s just an incontinent old geezer shuffling through Minneapolis with a saggy adult diaper full of yesterday’s chili dogs, croaking about “the cold wind blowing through my colostomy bag” while his knee brace squeaks louder than his fucked Jersey dying guitar…. “Streets of Minneapolis” sounds like “Streets of Philadelphia” if you fed the original into a broken nursing home karaoke machine, replaced the emotional depth with Bruce’s Metamucil-fueled ramblings, and let a dementia-riddled Bruce mumble about “badlands” being the distance between his bed and the toilet at 3 AM, and he and his old saggy bitch of a wife Patti Scialfa RACING towards the shitter to be the first to take a dump while all Bruce’s fans who are in Floriduh pushing 80’s and are basically waiting to drop fuckin dead — are doing same shitter thing! This is peak American street trash music, baby! Pure New Jersey landfill lyrics from a dumb old geezer who smells like mothballs, Bengay, and broken dreams! Bruce ain’t singing about working-class heroes anymore — he’s singing about working-class Depends coupons and the tragedy of forgetting where he parked his mobility scooter… I might throw this dumb old Jersey fuck an app for that price gouging his stupid ass! The man is out here looking like a leather jacket stretched over a pile of regret and Ensure shakes, still trying to do that fake “everyman” voice while his actual voice sounds like a rusty screen door getting fucked by a lawnmower? “Born to Run”? More like “Born to Shuffle Slowly Toward the Bathroom Before I Shit Myself Again.” New Jersey’s biggest export used to be attitude — “My Cousin. In my” special.. Now it’s this walking Depends commercial pretending he’s still got that “Springsteen magic.” Magic? Bro, the only magic left is how your Depends hasn’t exploded on stage yet during one of those four-hour nostalgia circlejerks you call concerts and filling concert venues by hauling old geezers from convalescent homes! You wrote “Glory Days” and now your glory days are arguing with the night nurse about what channel Matlock is on! You sing about the “promised land” while your real promised land is a comfortable recliner and not having to wait too long for the next adult diaper change… But “Streets of Minneapolis” is what happens when a once-decent songwriter rots into a bitter, rich, out-of-touch boomer who thinks screaming “WHOA-OH-OH” over midwestern American frozen ball city name-drops makes him relevant again. Newsflash, Bruce: you’re not the poet of the working man… You’re the poet of the early-bird special crowd! The guy who wrote “Thunder Road” now needs a walker with tennis balls on the bottom so he doesn’t eat shit on the way to the fridge for his nightly prune juice. Keep pumping out this American Street Trash, you saggy old New Jersey embarrassment of a cocksucker excuse for a pathetic musician karaoke jingle studio old geezer sing saggy ass club of USA! Every new song is just another brick in the wall of your legacy as the patron saint of washed-up rock dads who still wear the same jeans from 1987 because nothing else fits over the gut and the adult diaper at the same time… The only “darkness on the edge of town” now is the darkness in your adult diaper when you forget to take your meds! Go home, Bruce, to your horse farm… Or; Sit on your porch in Rumson, yell at clouds, and stop pretending “Streets of Minneapolis” is anything but the musical equivalent of your grandpa trying to rap about his hip replacement…. You’re not The Boss anymore old man… Hip-Hop took over whiner American shit music cause it didn’t connect with disenchanted youth it left behind…. You’re the “Incontinent Geezer Who Won’t Stop.” And the streets of Minneapolis deserve better than your dusty, Depends-scented nostalgia porn. Stay faded, old man Bruce.. The rest of your America moved on while you were still busy being a multimillionaire cosplaying as a working stiff with a prostate the size of a grapefruit as he uses “Google Maps” for songwriting instructions and judging by how much news footage he piled up in this onsite video proving he watches the news more than Donald Trump bout whom he is bitching about! Bruce and Donald are two old American geezers goin at it and only God knows whose hips are going to give out first cause that’s the only way this fight will end! ICE Agents are just g-fag minions doing whatever they are ordered to carry out cause orders in g-fag club come too down not bottoms up — which is what accustomed to in his American shit State of New Jewzey.. Good luck staying relevant in your adult diapers old Grandpuh boss and don’t foghet to suck on Metamucil to offset your bone density loss cause even in your music video, your knees were clicking… If I were Bwuce Dicksteen’s doctor, I would recommend emergency colonoscopy cause the American Grandpuh Boss of all saggy stage fucks, appears to have shit wedged up his ass when he sings, appearing even in this video trying to take a shit while singing… Unless Bwuce the old “Streets of Cocksucker” was taking a shit while Recording just another bullshit video being passed for Nina fide original music… Jus another saggy old bitch from New Jewsey trying to stay relevant before goin six feet under… Stateless Warrior #AmericanStreetTrash #DiaperBoss #NewJerseyGarbage ]]> Fri, 29 May 2026 15:13:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1216/old-fuck-bruce-springsteen/ https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1072/stupid-old-hollywood-fucks/
SUCKIN’ on Metamucil and doing the stupid old American people shit… Augh yes, you only get “15 MINUTES,” spend it wisely… Who gonnuh replace these worthless stupid fucks? “Ai” When? Within ‘bout next five years, almost all content will be produced by Ai without almost any American Hollywood TRASH! No? Even cracker gringa cunt of a $LIT Taylor Gonnorhea Whiff I mean Swift, gonnuh be replaced with Ai as it assfucks Hollywood fags and cunts Top to Bottom, Chief to Crook! So HOW DO YOU MONETIZE Ai? $IMPLY REPLACE STUPID FUCKIN HUMANS… Why? Ai NEVER gets sick, slaves round the FUCKIN CLOCK, way fuckin smarter even now, NEVER TALKS SHIT BACK so no insubordination issues and, it never demands union benefits! And what is a sure way to profit from Ai as Corporation? Hire lame human assets $LOW, TERMINATE FAST! Am I in Ai game? Heavily on cutting edge in of Ai development with emphasis on weaponization segment but throttled way back on my upcoming software releases to offshore Corp as I jackhammer g-fag stalker fucker agent and citizen Ho, Ho, Ho, WHORE FAGS — and cunts! EA$Y peasy nothin’ cheesy! Right now, USA is too polarized from political standpoint and as such NOT conducive to FREE ENTERPRISE ENVIRONMENT so in that regard, only Retards would sail a startup under their LOCO FLAG, caveat herein; “tunnel visioned American who hasn’t traveled much and fails to CATCH THE GLOBAL SCALING VISION! Meanwhile; keep’n it on duh Lo, lo, low while throttl’n slow until takeoff bro! #lol Still NO? You got your head up your fuckin as or WHAT mother fucker? Even I developed my own mother fucked Ai stalker capture software strictly for internal stalker REAL TIME FIELD DEPLOYMENT! No? Heck, even your g-fag federales got two actually they deployed mobile… You never got their memo YOU FUCKIN LAME BITCH? Dunno what ROCK ur’ RETATDED ASS BEEN UNDER, but U.S. ICE agents use mobile facial recognition apps — primarily “Mobile Fortify,” for real-time identification of Alien subjects who mostly have their Administrative warrant on ‘em course… Furthermore; local AmeriKan police working with ICE through federal piglet 287(g) program use a related app called “Mobile Identify” so yeah, take this shit up wit’chuh agents if You don’t like it lol! These apps of theirs are actually a part of a suite of surveillance technologies being expanded by ICE so I will reveal some of it to you without breaking any laws which pertain to Intel classified as Too Secret… Primary App for ICE Agents? Tool: Mobile Fortify Primary Function: Mobile facial & fingerprint recognition Status/Notes: Actively deployed; searches DHS databases (e.g., their Akien (Not from MARS, only Earthly…) entry/exit photos); photos retained for 15 years…. But a different App for their Americano Partner Local Police;” Tool: Mobile Identify ‘n I’m referring to (287 TFM App) Primary Function? Mobile facial recognition for 287(g) program officers…. Status/Notes? Recently deployed; prompts officer to detain or release; lacks public privacy assessment though… “More Gringo Associated Surveillance Tools?” Tool: Clearview AI Primary Function?Facial recognition using scraped web images Status/Notes: Used historically; contracts suggest ongoing use. Tool: Cellebrite / Graykey Primary Function: Phone data extraction & unlocking Status/Notes: Active multi-million dollar contracts. Tool: Paragon Graphite Primary Function: Spyware for phones Status/Notes: $2M contract renewed in 2025. Tool: PenLink Webloc/Tangles; Fivecast ONYX Primary Function: Social media & location monitoring ·mStatus/Notes: Contracts for AI-driven social media surveillance. Son”Que Paso” you ask? Well, when an ICE agent or a deputized local officer uses Mobile Fortify or Mobile Identify, the process is designed for field operations: Image Capture: An agent points a smartphone camera at a person's face…. 2. Database Search: The photo is sent to DHS servers and compared against databases containing hundreds of millions of facial images, including travel photos, visa applications, and potentially state driver's license records. 3. Returning Results: For agents, Mobile Fortify can return biographic data like name, date of birth, and immigration status if there's a match. For local police HOW-ever my nigguh, Mobile Identify typically returns an instruction (like "detain" or "no action") and a reference number to call ICE, rather than showing the person's identity directly cause they try to keep counterPART partner pighlets limited ACCESS due to whatever, go figure; my bags bigguh then yer badge or some shit issue? Seriously, their move to mobile AI-driven identification is a recent acceleration of longer-term trends which means that NOT all federal piglets are Stupid fucks cause I been making use of mine for a (REDACTED) straight! Pre-2020’s, they had reliance on desktop systems, database checks, and partnerships to access driver's license photos which SLIWS FUCKIN FIELD OPERATIONS TO A TURTLE CRAWL! Early 2020’s I tracked them experimenTING with third-party tools like Clearview AI they in 2024-2025 secured major procurement and deployment phase as Mobile Fortify became operational for ICE agents. Multi-million dollar contracts of course are signed for phone hacking tools (Cellebrite, Paragon) and social media surveillance (PenLink, Fivecast) and since even I heavily surveil Social Media I can’t be a hypocrite, but mostly to patch profile my stalker fags, cunts, and cry baby whiner bitches! I developed my own from scratch so therefore, it would be prudent to conclude that theirs will be deployed to zap U.S. Citizens at some juncture for purposes of law enforcement of course, wink WINK! Don’t tell anyone! It’s a government secret! “You don’t EVOLVE, you DI$$OLVE!” Stateless Ai-Warrior ]]> Fri, 23 Jan 2026 18:08:03 CST https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1072/stupid-old-hollywood-fucks/