https://www.myvideotime.com/tags/messy/ Sun, 05 Apr 2026 15:36:46 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1133/will-moon-race-get-messy/
Okay, so.. I will drop the satire 100% and according to my calculations and detailed analysis reveal what I think.. Bear in mind they NOBODY is talking about this in the news, and that this is my own Math and Physics based opinion.. I think that these astronauts need to be aware of the "gravity draft" (mascon) so I will break down the spin risks and the physics of losing consciousness… Bare in mind, body covered this anywhere, this is strictly my own analysis and I am a certified fuckin idiot — based on what I do for a living — they think.. On the lunar far side, by my calculations I will briefly cover below, uneven mass concentrations (mascons) create mini-gravity "potholes." So.. As you orbit at 1.6 km/s, these can easily cause (and I will number them for reference..): 1. “Uncommanded Torque:” Crossing mascon gradients can induce a sudden 5-10° rotation thus turning a stable photo pass into a flat spin in — get this real good — FREAQIN seconds — by my calculations but I am a documented idiot so nothing to worry here for American and Canadian Astro-TRASHERS! But what if, I’m the God of Math and Physics? Well.. Then they’d both be fucked if they Spun and wrong thruster got engaged! 2. “Visual Disorientation:” With no Earth or comms, the starfield appears to "tumble." So their inner ear will feel the spin, but their human eyes will see a false horizon causing severe sensory conflict… Don’t guess me my little cocksucker bitches who have nothing better to do but waste their human lifetime perusing my bullshit. 3. “Suit/Equipment Snag:” Honestly, I think that a stiff tether or large camera lens can act as a lever catching a thruster plume or the hull during micro-adjustments, triggering the spin… So with soo many fuckin asses onboard, and idiots perhaps even holding cameras, this is an educated guess variable but I would not be dismissive of it so I mention it as “plausible..” 4. “Delayed Reaction:” Well… I have had countless (over a thousand..) times where impaired motorists STOPPED right next to me giving me Birds Eye view into vehicle observing them smoking everything from cannabis to crystal meth so MO REPORTS EVER MADE and I don’t drop dimes on anyone, but I was taking metrics every time on human reaction speed after consumption and lemme tell you it was shredded to shit, lol! So back to Astronauts.. The 2.6-second light delay to Earth means their “Mission Control” would get to watch them spin helplessly for 3-4 rotations before they even hear their warning goin off.. So this is VERY SERIOUS! So, being that I a whole bunch of times KNOCKED on window of passed out motorists to alert them signaling device had changed from red to green, in case of Astronauts and uncontrollable spin danger they face; “WHAT ARE the “Physics of Unconsciousness?” (The 24 RPM Limit) Let’s make this interesting, and fuckpost of mine more engaging as we calculate together… Loss of consciousness (G-LOC) occurs when radial acceleration forces blood away from the brain…. So, that stated, the formula for radial G-force is: G = (r × ω²) / 9.8 Don’t worry, I will explain it… Where: r = radius from spine to brain (0.5 m in a seated position) ω = spin rate (radians/second) So.. What is the threshold: At 24 RPM (2.5 rad/s), the math is: G = (0.5 m × 2.5²) / 9.8 ≈ 0.32 G That’s tiny you say? According to my analysis lethal for a different reason: “The CORIOLIS Effect!” Why You Black Out? Your brain’s gyroscopes (semicircular canals) are calibrated for short turns…. At just 24–30 RPM: 1. “Coriolis Cross-Coupling:” Any head movement (even flinching) generates violent, unexpected tumbling sensations…. 2. The "Oculocephalic Reflex" Fails: Astronauts eyes WOULD lock onto the spinning stars, triggering nystagmus (rapid, uncontrolled eye shaking)…. like/ similar to Tiger Woods after he got pulled ovuh under influence of narcotics in Floriduh where Americans go to die basically… 3. “Vagal Response:” The sensory clash overloads the vagus nerve causing a sudden drop in heart rate and blood pressure → blood pools in your legs → brain hypoxia in — GET THIS GOOD — just 8–12 seconds! So.. What then would be and is the “Fatal Zone?” 30–45 RPM: Consciousness lost in 60 RPM: Instant blackout from centrifugal fluid shift (your blood forced away from brain or into the skull, causing stroke!). So, this FAR SIDE of the Moon is a TRAP! How so? Without a visual horizon you won't know you're spinning until you feel the tug at 10–15 RPM… By then, their reaction time (delayed by stress and suit bulk, did you see the fuckin suits they are all wearing?) is 2 seconds. To stop a spin from 20 RPM using suit thrusters, they’d need a precise 0.5-second burn—but their impaired vestibular system will likely fire the wrong thruster accelerating the spin to 35+ RPM and unconsciousness in under 9 seconds! So what am I saying here? Simply that the far side’s mascons turn a 0.32 G spin into a lethal trap because their own human biology—not the forces—becomes the weapon ghat takes them out! But no to worry as I’m sure they trained for this and all will be jus’ fine! Can’t wait to see their pics regardless of whether they spun to death or not… I mean, they said they were doing it for all of humanity which means they are now just a human asset on g-books and a simple write off if they FAILED! But hey, what do I know… I’m jus’ a fuckin idiot… So… “Sit’chuh ass on my Rocket and $PIN!” Son can Rocket and SPIN your ass to the Darkside of the Moon — again and AGAIN! Stateless Warrior Ass Spinner ]]> Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:24:06 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1133/will-moon-race-get-messy/