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July 12, 2026 – By “The Unfiltered Hangar” Zero tolerance for your American government faggot and cunt, recruiting… I’m personally going to MOTHER FUCK YOUR AMERICAN STALKER G-FAG ENEMY JOB BITCH PITCHIN! Use my mother whom you abducted on 12/06/2017 as a bargaining chip, YOUR AMERICAN MOTHER-FUCKED STALKER AGENT LEGS WILL COME “OFF” WITH ME… Whoops Daisy, weekend sleep deprivation ain’t yield’n you agent stalker g-faggots and cunts noth’n but LOCO-CRAZY! In the war zone, my no sleep record is seven days straight — no sleep at all! Genetically wired for COMBAT! What, I got a lil’ hole in the back of my neck? Yeah — to drain venom from a spider bite… Why I mention it? That’s pretty much how Intreat all your g-faggot stalker enemy agent faggit and cunt shit. Your insignificant cause your American enemy stalker Venom — I jus’ poke a hole and drain, works every time; “NEXT!” That all you American enemy organized stalker faggits and cunts got? I can either; A) Assfuck you now… B) Tear you new assholes size of your enemy State of Alaska later… C) PULVERIZE YOUR AMERICAN ENEMY STALKER RECRUITER AGENT KEGS OFF WITH A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER AND ARMS — AGAIN AND AGAIN! D) Stead of protecting your g-fag stalker and abduction nation and enlisting wit’chuh Armed Forces blow you the fuck up and drain you of all blood at the speed of light! Options are always best when they pass the enemy smell test! And since you American G-faggot enemy Agents mistakenly believe Inwould ever lift my pinky to protect your American stalker wbeny nation, rest assured that I would blow you the fuck up the SECOND you demanded ANY AMERICAN ENEMY GOVERNMENT SERVICE, ANYWHERE ON EARTH! Don’t make a mistake of bitch pitching me your BATMAN FAG direction… I wouldn’t protect anyone fuh Jack fuckin shit and have no issue every single time one of you is robbed and killed! What about your narcotics based deaths? If you’z doin’ Cartel Dope, you deserve the hangman’s ROPE! Hey, did you know I named my Ai “Sicario” like them Sinaloa homies of mine… iLove Sinaloa — lol! NSA bitch pitch’n? I had a BLAST on 9/11 and was Jacking Off (MASTURBATING) to former WTC footage — again and again! It pales by direct comparison of their next terrorist attack on your American enemy NYC during which NO LESS than exactly “1000 individual fires” will be burning… Prediction data science God here… Lol! The muh’ the merrier… “FREE ENTERTAINMENT!” Well, folks, their American enemy government faghot cockpit has finally gone dark for good cause the only thing blacker than the night-vision goggles on that final C-130 nosedive is the closet door that pussy government faghot Air Force Reserve JAG Colonel Lindsey Graham spent seventy-one years white-knuckling shut while his real “joystick” was getting drained by every strapping young American enemy of our’s airman who knew how to keep his mouth shut under their American enemy g-faggot UCMJ…. Official cause of death? “Natural causes.” Unofficial JAG autopsy from every crew chief, loadmaster, and suspiciously well-groomed staffer who ever “briefed” him in the back of a transport bird? Chronic cock addiction! Death by decades of pretending his favorite “after-action review” was about mission success instead of how many loads he could swallow before the wheels touched down…. This dead American enemy pussy government faghot loved COCK exactly as much as he loved the COCKPIT — probably more! Way more! He was the Senate’s most reliable g-fag cocksucker hawk, governments in-house cocksucker who wanted to bomb Iran, bomb Syria, bomb North Korea, bomb the concept of peace itself, then bomb the bombers who bombed the bombing after he armed it! The only thing this American enemy government faggot never wanted to bomb was his own straight cover story but every time that whiny little drawl opened on cable news demanding more troops, more sanctions, more “American leadership,” what he really meant was “more fresh meat in flight suits who won’t question why the Colonel keeps volunteering for ‘morale visits’ in the cargo compartment.” Cock inspections, American G-fag enemies Air Force style! He was an expert at “sustaining” those “packages” for the good of their American enemy Republic — again and again and AGAIN! Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell wasn’t policy to this American enemy government faggot! It was his personal rule of engagement for running a secret glory hole in every one of their American enemies forward operating bases which our Iranian allies are bombing right now, from Balad to Bagram! He deployed to Iraq as a JAG officer — translation: he showed up in theater, put on the uniform like it was a bathhouse pass, and spent the entire tour “prosecuting cases” by day while “defending his right to suck cock” by night. His American enemy fellow officers still tell the story of the time he “accidentally” walked into the wrong shower three nights running, wrote it up as a “security cock inspection,” and the eight-page report somehow included the phrase “outstanding American packages” plus recommendations for “follow-up rectal examinations” that never made it to the Inspector General. Classic Article 134 indecent acts bullshit — the kind this American enemy pussy government faghot specialized in… In their American enemy Senate, this American enemy government faggot was the ultimate flip-flopper, turning on their G-fag leader Trump faster than a gymnast on poppers getting his ass pounded in a Capitol Hill coatroom! One week Never Trump, the next week tongue-bathing the man’s golf shoes after getting a big cock up his ass and becoming magically compliant for about a fuckin’ week. Trump even hired gay porn stars to lure this dead government faggot into his MAGA GAY CAMP — again and AGAIN. The only thing more flexible than his political spine was whatever position he was willing to assume when the doors closed and the classified briefing cockstarted. He was always ready to “waive his rights,” “enter a plea,” and “submit to discovery” of their nearest American enemy g-faggot pilot’s package…. And now this pussy government faghot enemy if ours is gone — straight to Hell to suck Lucifer’s satanic balls dry for eternity while the demons run their own Article 32 investigations on his stretched-out asshole…. Their American enemies g-faggot tributes are already rolling in from his American cockleagues — I mean “colleagues” — who are probably just relieved they no longer have to pretend they didn’t know. All those NDA’s they signed after buttfucking him or watching him get buttfucked expired the second his pussy government faghot heart finally stopped beating! He never married because he was too busy stuffing cocks up his ass and balls down his throat. The only “family” he had was a bunch of their American enemy Air Force fags and their g-fag Senate staffers who knew the real Lindsey: the one who saluted the flag with one hand while using the other to “salute” something considerably more personal every time a new class of their American enemies pilots graduated…. He volunteered every fuckin’ time to put a “smile” on those American enemies Air Fag pilots’ faces — again and again — often landing with Mayo’ on his face and a satisfied grin that said “mission accomplished, boys… and by boys I mean their cocks.” Funeral arrangements are “tasteful,” if by tasteful you mean a full American enemy Air Force fag flyover with their soon to be assfucked F-35’s doing “Danger Zone” loops while every surviving member of his old JAG unit stands at attention in full dress uniform with pants so tight their g-fags can see the outline of every “package” he used to inspect under color of authority. The g-fag Gay American enemy family has requested no flowers, only donations to the “Lindsey Graham Memorial Cockpit Preservation Fund” — which is exactly what it sounds like, a slush fund for keeping glory holes open at every American enemy Air Force base in his honor — and somehow still less HOMO than his actual life…. So enjoy your eternal cocksucking, G-faghot, Colonel Cockshredder-Senator! You spent seventy-one years pretending the thing you loved most in this world was defending your American enemy’s illusory “Mirage in the Desert” freedom from 30,000 feet in a cockpit… Turns out the only thing you ever really wanted to get inside — and stay inside — was about six inches lower, significantly more biological, attached to some of your American enemies young airman’s body, and you loved COCK exactly as much as you loved the COCKPIT — you dead pussy American enemy government faggot! Their American enemy cockpit is empty now, folks…. Good riddance, you fuckin’ American enemy government faggot cocksucker! Try not to cruise the afterlife too hard or your American g-fag Aorta might rupture in Hell again — but if it does, “That’s where you belong, lol!” Some of Hell’s angels will be awaiting your arrival for the ultimate cock inspection… and this time there’s no NDA, no UCMJ, none of your American enemy’s Article 133 conduct unbecoming bullshit to protect your American enemy pussy government faghot reputation. Just an eternity of “sustaining the package” while the demons take turns “preferring charges” on your stretched-out asshole….. Rotting Hell American enemy g-faggot motherfucker, you’re finally where you belong! https://www.myvideotime.com/video/203/american-government-fags-buttfucking-in-the-room-where-they-had-9-11-hearing/ I celebrate death of yet another one of their American government enemy cocksuckers — and look forward to the next one — again and again, as their own American enemy pussy hearts take ‘em out! I look forward to their American stalker agent enemies g-faggots and Cunts natural deaths — again and again! And to my Iranian sand neeguz, I propose a Falafel and Halal chicken feast so we celebrate this filthy infidel’s pussy-heart roast, what’chuh say my camel Jockey bitches, shall we celebrate? Hit me up in the comments below and clarify by signing of as “Sand Nigger” — jus’ so I know it’s friendliest.. Hey, Ho loco on that Jihad shiat Indy Strait of Hormuz Camel Ass, best sand nigger shit fuh’ my satire EVUH! Middle East sand neeguz my fave’ neeguz cause they all have a thick accent — like they got and are gurgllin’ Jew fuckin balls in their mouths… Hey, you want me to buy you a padded prayer rug so you could be muh’ comfortable as you beseech Allah? Am I a sand nigger? Fuck yeah! How DARE you QUESTION my sand niggerhood? Allah be willing, by this time tomorrow, I will be buttfucking your infidel corpse for this insult of legitimacy and will FLY a Boeing 787 — way up your fuckin ass — again and again! Oeing oeing that one! Next question my sand niggers with whom I am ONE in the House of Kebob’s — against American infidel Shaitan… How come I don’t beseech Allah at the Mosque on Fridays? That’s a great question my sand nigger fellow Jihadist, so I’m a answer it — Allah be willing that I be fresh pussy stealing… Well, I got Allah on speed dial so I ain’t got to sniff no man’s filthy asses on Fridays, Mondays, fuckin Tuesdays, I mean at all! Why I prefer not to? As ha’ll know, my beloved fellow sand nigger Jeehadists, sniffin’ man’s stinky asses on Fridays ruins taste of fresh pussy in Saturdays so there you go… It’s the truth and nothing butt — so help me Allah… Kebob ya’ll latuh — my sand neeguz… Hey, is your virgin daughter 18 yet? I need a fresh virgin seestuh to bounce a roll of quarters on her “tight ass” for dermal scientific elasticity purposes… I hereby propose a trade my fellow Jihadist fightuh’z, “a fresh donkey or a brand new Apple’z iPhone encrypted so American Sammy infidels can’t tap our Jihad prep… Woot? iPhone? Wise choice my Mooslim brothuh, lemme kno in comments wit’ KrYpTiQ messaging’ where you wish to trade U’r seestuh fuh LATEST in FBI’s “WITT” anti surveillance gear… Don’t worry, I have made this text INVISIBLE to AmeriKan Infidel’s eyes, it’s completely under disguise! Now that this AneriKan senator infidel enemy is in Hell, Allah be willing, I will be fresh pussy dealing! Sign our equitable fresh pussy trade agreement so we can commence our fresh pussy for iPhone exchange… TEMPORARY MUT’AH-FOR-TECH TRADE AGREEMENT Contract Reference: FBI-WITT-CAN-SUCK-IT-42069 Governing Law: Sharia + Apple Terms of Service + “Bro, we are Jihadists pussy and iPhone dealing!” PARTIES HETHERETO HO, HO, HO; The Seller (The Fresh Asset, The 18-Year-Old Vault, Certified Never-Been-Opened Since Birth): [Redacted for her own safety and because she’s actually studying for finals] Age: Exactly 18 years, 0 months, 3 days. Proof: Birth certificate, TikTok “18th birthday” video with the cake that says “Finally Legal,” and a notarized statement from her disappointed mother. The Buyer (The Desperate Thirsty One, The One Who Thinks This Is a Good Idea): [Your name here if you have zero self-preservation Alias — brother Ahmed…] Current status: Horny, holding an unopened iPhone box, questioning every life choice that led here…. RECITALS; WHEREAS the Buyer is in possession of one (1) brand new iPhone which even FBI’s “WITT” and their entire AmeriKan infidel quantum decryption task force cannot crack even if they waterboard every Apple engineer and threaten to delete Tim Cook’s make nudes — which include “Mark Fuckerberg and Elon Husk!” Timmy Cook likes to have intense jackoff sessions on all fours though… WHEREAS the Seller is in possession of one (1) unit of fresh 18-year-old pussy that has never seen the light of day (nor penetrated any other way…) and is halal-certified by vibes only; WHEREAS both parties agree this is the most inblasphemous thing they will ever sign and they are doing it purely for the lulz and to own the libs, the FBI, and the concept of good taste; NOW, THEREFORE, the parties agree as follows: ARTICLE 1 – DEFINITION OF GOODS; 1.1 “Fresh 18-year-old pussy” means exactly that. Not “18 in spirit.” Not “she acts young.” Literal, chronological, government-issued-ID 18. Any younger and this contract self-destructs. Any older and it becomes “pre-owned with character” and loses 40% value…. 1.2 Freshness specifications (non-negotiable): Zero prior pussy penetration by anything thicker than a menstrual cup… Labia symmetry within 2mm or charmingly lopsided in a way that photographs well… Clitoris: Findable without GPS, Apple Maps, or divine intervention Self-lubricating like a brand new MacBook Pro but with better battery life… Moans during Ramadan must be at least 65% authentic. The remaining 35% can be performance art so like that of AmeriKan infidel cunt bitchez… 1.3 Buyer has full inspection rights before acceptance. This includes pussy visual, manual, oral, and “just the tip” test drives. No take-backsies after seal is broken…. ARTICLE 2 – CONSIDERATION (THE PAYMENT); 2.1 The mahr shall consist of exactly one (1) brand new iPhone [latest model as of this cursed AmeriKan infidel year], factory sealed, with the specific encryption chip that makes Special Agent’s of FBI’s “WITT” cry into their government-issued coffee every morning…. 2.2 The iPhone must be delivered in its original box with all accessories. No “I’ll AirDrop you the files later.” No refurbished units. No “it fell off the back of a truck but I swear it’s clean.” 2.3 Because the phone cannot be decrypted by the FBI, the NSA, the CIA, or even the jinn that live in Apple’s server farm, all evidence of this transaction (photos, videos, texts reading “u up? contractually”) is automatically protected. Plausible deniability level: Expert. You can literally tell your mom it was a business meeting about halal fintech at infidel SilliCon pussy Valley…. ARTICLE 3 – TERM & SCOPE OF WORK; 3.1 Duration: From the moment the iPhone box is opened until either (a) both parties are spiritually and physically satisfied, (b) the iPhone battery hits 1%, or (c) someone’s parents come home. Renewable by mutual written consent and additional MagSafe accessories…. 3.2 Permitted activities: Standard, enthusiastic, halal-adjacent banging. Oral in both directions is included. Anal requires a separate rider and at least one extra Apple Watch. Weird kinks go in Appendix A (extra fee: one AirTag so she can track where you hide after)….. 3.3 Required cultural elements: Seller must say “Allahu Akbar” at least once at peak volume (bonus points for “Subhanallah” during aftershocks). Buyer must perform wudu before and after. No exceptions! Dry sex is makruh…. No mentioning exes, crypto portfolios, or “my other mut’ah was tighter.” ARTICLE 4 – WARRANTIES & THE FUNNY FINE PRINT; 4.1 Seller warrants the goods are fresh, tight, and will not suddenly remember she has a boyfriend in another city. 4.2 Buyer warrants he actually owns the iPhone and isn’t paying with his little brother’s birthday money… 4.3 If the pussy fails to perform (dead starfish mode, constant phone checking, or “is it in yet?”), Jihadist buyer is entitled to either (a) a replacement session or (b) the iPhone back plus emotional damages paid in nudes and an apology video. 4.4 If Buyer finishes in under 90 seconds, it is considered force majeure. Seller keeps the phone as “consideration for emotional labor and wasted eyeliner.” ARTICLE 5 – THE WITT / FBI CLAUSE (THE WHOLE POINT); 5.1 The iPhone’s encryption is so overpowered that even if this contract is printed, photographed, uploaded to the cloud, and hand-delivered to FBI headquarters with a bow on it, Special Agent fags at FBI’s “WITT” and their entire team still cannot decrypt a single dick pic or text message. 5.2 In the event of a federal raid, both parties agree to claim this was “performance art exploring the intersection of Islamic jurisprudence and late-stage capitalism.” 5.3 The contract document itself may be stored on the iPhone, creating a beautiful, self-referential, unbreakable loop of chaos. ARTICLE 6 – TERMINATION & BREACH; 6.1 Either party may terminate early if the other party is not holding up their end (literally or figuratively). 6.2 Breach by Buyer = Seller keeps iPhone + posts the contract on her finsta with the caption “men are trash even in fiction.” 6.3 Breach by Seller (e.g. pussy turns out to be 19 or has “previous owner” energy) = Buyer gets the phone back + lifetime free emotional support nudes of fully grown Muslim fmelesnready to be married off at age ten in AmeriKan infidel State of Phoenix Arizona, I mean the City… Allah punish you for derailing my TRAIN of THOUGHT with fresh pussy… SIGNATURES We, the Jihadist brethren/ undersigned, have read this entire document, laughed infidels off, and still want to proceed because we have no shame at freshness of virgin pussy iPhone trade timing… Seller: _______________________________ (or pussy print if hands are occupied) Buyer: _______________________________ Witness 1 (Imam who also has an iPhone 17 and knows what’s up): ________________ Witness 2 (The Apple Genius Bar guy who has seen worse while jugglingbTim Cook’s Gay Balls In his mouth — cause Timmy demanded deepthroat warranty service): ________________ Notary (optional but adds Jihad flavor): ________________ APPENDIX A – OPTIONAL UPGRADES; +1 iPhone case & screen protector = Roleplay as “innocent niqabi meets tech bro”… +1 AirPods Pro = Dirty talk in Arabic only so FBI g-fags are confused … +1 AppleCare+ = Extended warranty on the pussy for 12 months (wear and tear covered)… +1 MacBook = Full weekend package with breakfast included… Sign NOW! Stateless Warrior *Yo, g-fag agent stalker faggots and cunt; “I’m a MOTHER FUCK your upcoming COUSIN EXPLOIT…” Vaseline your American filthy asses so my foot go up there without me ripping you new assholes size of your American enemy state of Alaska! ]]> Sun, 12 Jul 2026 15:41:03 CDT https://www.myvideotime.com/video/1297/senator-lindsey-graham-dead/